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Speaker 1: Caitlin's Entertainer report he's on the Fred Show.

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Speaker 2: Back in August, SNL writer and actor Bowen Yang was

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Speaker 2: on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy Cohen that

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Speaker 2: there was a guest host who brought one of the

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Speaker 2: show's cast members to tears, but he kept both names

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Speaker 2: under wraps. Well, all that changed yesterday when Chloe Fineman

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Speaker 2: came forward in a now deleted TikTok saying that Elon

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Speaker 2: Musk caused her to sob during his twenty twenty one

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Speaker 2: appearance on the show. She decided to post the video

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Speaker 2: after seeing Elon's negative reaction to Dana Carvey's impression of.

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Speaker 3: Him on SNL after the election. Of course, we know that.

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Speaker 2: Elon endorsed Trump and SNL you know they had their

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Speaker 2: first episode over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Which was post election.

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Speaker 2: Well, Chloe says this all went down after she stayed

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Speaker 2: up all night writing a sketch that she was very

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Speaker 2: proud of for the Tesla CEO. She said she was

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Speaker 2: super excited to show it to him, but when he

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Speaker 2: read through the pages, he didn't laugh once and said

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Speaker 2: he's not doing it. She encouraged Elon to have a

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Speaker 2: little manners here and she never identified the sketch, but

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Speaker 2: she did get a writing credit for one scene called.

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Speaker 3: The Uli Show on that episode.

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Speaker 2: But I don't even think he was in that so

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Speaker 2: I don't think it ever aired, but I would give

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Speaker 2: some courtesy laughs. I think if somebody wrote me a sketch,

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Speaker 2: I guess. Bachelorette alum Jason Tartick experienced a really scary

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Speaker 2: moment when he walked.

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Speaker 3: What nothing, Oh that that name comes up in the

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Speaker 3: season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Jason Tartick got.

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Speaker 2: It, Okay, well, this is a serious story, so he

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Speaker 2: so he walked outside his house to take a call,

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Speaker 2: only to discover that his neighbor was sprawled on the ground,

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Speaker 2: bleeding and unable to get up.

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Speaker 3: It turns out his next door neighbor.

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Speaker 2: Bert, who Jason says is battling stage four bone cancer,

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Speaker 2: had been lying on the ground for more than an hour,

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Speaker 2: and he immediately realized the situation was dire. He wasted

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Speaker 2: no time running to Bert, calling nine one one. He

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Speaker 2: shared a video and said, you can see this ambulance

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Speaker 2: and firetruck in the background.

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Speaker 3: Shortly after they took Burt to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: He said, praying for Bert I also never take calls outside.

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Speaker 2: I just randomly went out there for a call, and

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Speaker 2: thank god I did, And I think that that probably

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Speaker 2: was some sort of divine intervention.

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Speaker 3: So prayers up to Bert and Fred.

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Speaker 2: You were talking about the lack of success of the relationships.

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Speaker 2: He didn't end up with the person whose season he

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Speaker 2: was on, but he did end up dating another bachelorette

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Speaker 2: for a few years, but they did sadly break up recently,

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Speaker 2: So love is a lie. Detroit Lyons linebacker James Houston

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Speaker 2: is adamant that he didn't crap himself while he was

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Speaker 2: on the field Sunday, so he put all the speculation

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Speaker 2: to bed late night on Twitter following Detroit's win over

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Speaker 2: the Texans. But he's now going viral explaining that the

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Speaker 2: poop colored marking on his white pants was just gatorade.

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Speaker 3: He said, a y'all, I had to correct you guys.

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Speaker 3: He pooped himself, he said, just chill.

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Speaker 2: Of course, hours earlier, many thought that the incident happened,

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Speaker 2: and we could see like there was a replay from

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Speaker 2: a tackle he made earlier in the second quarter, and

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Speaker 2: it looks like he.

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Speaker 3: Crapped himself, which you're the sports a boarder.

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Speaker 1: Once you take a look at the picture.

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Speaker 3: I'm also an expert at crapping myself. Yeah we know.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's not every day we have the foremost expert

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Speaker 1: in both topics.

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Speaker 3: It looks that looks that looks like duty. Yeah wrong,

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Speaker 3: Apparently you're not supposed to try electrolyte get my booty,

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Speaker 3: hurts man? Why why freeze? He had one of his

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Speaker 3: best games and we won. So I don't care. I'm

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Speaker 3: impressed if you cracked yourself. I'm impressed if you if.

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Speaker 1: That's that's dedication, You're not. You're not coming out of

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Speaker 1: the game.

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Speaker 3: Whatever it takes, right.

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Speaker 1: So it's like people who pee themselves and prove themselves

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Speaker 1: during marathons, right, they can't possibly stop right because they

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Speaker 1: got to make sure their Toledo Marathon time is, you know,

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Speaker 1: good enough, right to get into another one.

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Speaker 3: Don't be ashamed.

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Speaker 2: I believe in you, and it's okay if you crap yourself,

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Speaker 2: just give it your heart.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything in my whole life that

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Speaker 1: I'm in enough of a hurry to do that soiling

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Speaker 1: myself is necessary. Like if I'm running a marathon and

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Speaker 1: it's already going to take me fourteen days, so I

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Speaker 1: mean I may as well just.

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Speaker 3: Stop and have It's another ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right right, that's what I'm saying. That's what I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: let's just take our time here. I have a sandwich while.

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