WEBVTT - Episode 288: Happy Thanksgiving & Calm Down!

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Thanksgiving to all of you guys that listen to

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast. Thank you for going on this journey with us.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm very thankful for so many things in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>but especially just this platform two for Aaron and I

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<v Speaker 1>to chat but also make friends. You guys are so wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>When we see you out on the road and either

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<v Speaker 1>you say hi and say you listen to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>or you have a cute sign or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>we love you and we thank you, and we hope

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<v Speaker 1>you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I love that Calm Down

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<v Speaker 1>with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. You

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<v Speaker 1>go talk to your friends up, do you visit? Talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me? I really want to go to Vancouver for

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<v Speaker 1>the Eras tour. We have zeral fucking time to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I She's like so emotional in this Toronto tour. We're crying,

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<v Speaker 1>We're upset. Think about how much your life is evolved

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<v Speaker 1>in the Eras tour. That's what we're talking about, ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and gentlemen. Her last weekend is coming up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really really would love to Jennifer Thompson, my sister and

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<v Speaker 1>my niece are going and is it this weekend, very jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Is it? I don't know? Is there

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<v Speaker 1>any way we can go? Oh my god, I'm off?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you are off. I'm not. When is it? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I could make it? Well, I'll be in Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>on so I'll be in Kansas City on Thursday and Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be on Minnesota on Saturday. And I was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be at Fox on Sunday. Debatable, so might be tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast, where we are

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<v Speaker 1>in our football era, where my girl just got off

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<v Speaker 1>a flight from Green Bay, her second show. He will

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<v Speaker 1>because his game is on Friday. On Friday, Yeah, we show.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it this weekend? I don't know. Look it up

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<v Speaker 1>while I tell everybody what we're going to try out

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<v Speaker 1>December six, not this weekend. We're being nice hall scenario

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<v Speaker 1>in our heads. But wait, like most things that we

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<v Speaker 1>do in life, because we try to convince ourselves of things, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we could goo then, oh you can't. I'm in La.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm in La. Wait, you're in La that weekend? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to off figure this out offline. Anyone that

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<v Speaker 1>knows this podcast and know It was named Calm Down,

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<v Speaker 1>not because of taylor'swilt, but it's really worked out that

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<v Speaker 1>way because we love her. You understand the need and

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<v Speaker 1>want to finish this thing out London. I still think

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<v Speaker 1>the dream of London London was I'm so sorry I

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<v Speaker 1>forget that. Okay, I'm so glad. We also are in

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<v Speaker 1>Week twelve. Week twelve is over tonight after the Ravens

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<v Speaker 1>Chargers game. Since we tape our podcast on Monday. Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>was in Green Bay, I was in Cleveland. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to chat about that. We're also going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas shopping and why I'm never doing it again with Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about my New Year's resolutions. I'm starting before

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Okay, there, and then Aaron has a follow

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<v Speaker 1>up to some of your guys' comments on her talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me on the phone while in line ordering a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and with that we say hello everybody, and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. You straight off a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>The delays are starting. It is thanks Oh wait, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast comes down on Thursday. It will be epy Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>So happy Thanksgiving to all of you guys that listen

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<v Speaker 1>to our podcast. Thank you for going on this journey

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<v Speaker 1>with us, and I'm very thankful for so many things

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<v Speaker 1>in my life, but especially just this platform too, for

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron and I to chat but also make friends. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys are so wonderful. When we see you out on

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<v Speaker 1>the road and either you say hi and say you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to podcast, or you have a cute sign or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, we love you, and we thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just got back from Green Bay. The airports are starting

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<v Speaker 1>to get crowded. Enjoy every minute of being on al

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<v Speaker 1>Michaels is playing this on Weekeds like this, it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there were delays. It's just Flying through o'

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<v Speaker 1>hair is the home alone movie every single time. I

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<v Speaker 1>did it four times this week, Flying through real hair. Wow, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's wild. It's fucking wild. And today I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew we were going to be delayed. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>like I was gonna when you just laugh to yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, but it was fine. I just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good. But today, this week a short week

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<v Speaker 1>for us. We leave Wednesday, calls start tomorrow. Already kind

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<v Speaker 1>of said my box out in forty five minutes, which

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't packed for for Dallas. But there you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's week fourteen. Let's go. I knows as sometimes these

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<v Speaker 1>weeks I don't know. I guess it's like when you

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<v Speaker 1>have children. As I say, days are long, but the

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<v Speaker 1>years are quick kind of a thing. This feels and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can't say this right now because you're just

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<v Speaker 1>on the heels of a terrible flight home, but it

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<v Speaker 1>feels fast. It's week thirteen. It feels fast. It always

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<v Speaker 1>flies right after Thanksgiving, Like this is where it's just like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? We're doing Super Bowl stuff now, what's going on? So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's flown. I'm gonna do a little bit of non

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<v Speaker 1>bitching right now, which I know is exciting. And Steve

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<v Speaker 1>and Jarrett would appreciate this portion of the show. Lambo's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking cool. Yeah, Lambo's fucking cool at night. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>the people are so nice. Our game, you know, sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such a bummer that Brock and Nick Gosa

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<v Speaker 1>didn't play, and they have a bunch, you know, Trent

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<v Speaker 1>Williams and so forth, and it wasn't the matchup we

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<v Speaker 1>had wanted. But it still it looked like they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to have a little bit of a chance in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But Lambo at night, it is just such a time.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so great. I had a chance to sit

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<v Speaker 1>down with Jordan Love this weekend, and Chris and I

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<v Speaker 1>speak all the time about a producer that does our features.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Joel Santos. He's the most talented person

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've ever worked with. Holy shit, that feature

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<v Speaker 1>and it was Jordan was so lovely in it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the parts where he was looking over at

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<v Speaker 1>Lambeau were really great. But it was shot so beautifully.

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<v Speaker 1>It made Lambeau look like a cathedral. I loved it

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Any sports geek out there, if Kevin said

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<v Speaker 1>this yesterday, if you haven't gone to Lamba and you

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<v Speaker 1>love sports, make a trip. It's so fun. If you

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<v Speaker 1>cover sports, you'd never forget your first trip to Lambo.

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<v Speaker 1>I think even Tom said it on Your Guys's broadcast,

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like it's just it is the mecca of

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL and all of the storied history and Vince

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<v Speaker 1>Lombardi's name up on you know, the Ring of Honor

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<v Speaker 1>and just sort of everything that comes with Lambeau. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just have to say, and this is again, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always the x's and o's of football, and we

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<v Speaker 1>study our ass off and all these other stuff, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be the girl for a second. Seeing you

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<v Speaker 1>in that interview, like lit perfectly in your hair on

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<v Speaker 1>one side, and you had this skirt on with nylons

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<v Speaker 1>and heels, and like, we don't have to see our

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<v Speaker 1>girls a short like but it was classy. It was

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<v Speaker 1>everything in like the lights, and you brought the best

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<v Speaker 1>out in him, and you're the best to do those.

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<v Speaker 1>You are just you have a way of disarming people

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<v Speaker 1>and it's it was fun to watch as a fan

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<v Speaker 1>of football. But also you know, just having done a

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<v Speaker 1>million of my own interviews to watch you get the

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<v Speaker 1>best out of him, I really enjoyed it. And you

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<v Speaker 1>should be very fund yourself for that. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>bitch to get to and do all that, but in

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<v Speaker 1>the end you never regret doing it because it's worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you love my ah and n leather skis

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<v Speaker 1>dude from H and EM Aaron? Yes? It was How

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<v Speaker 1>cool is that? And it's fake leather? But how I

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<v Speaker 1>was keeping that from you? I was about to FaceTime

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<v Speaker 1>you as I was walking out the door and being like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>how fuck and awesome this is. But I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin the surprise. Okay, so that's so exciting. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I was waiting for your I was actually home by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Steven went to the Rams game. I didn't get home

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<v Speaker 1>until later, and so I couldn't go to it, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was gone. It was that moment where like I

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<v Speaker 1>walked in the door and I love Steves. We get it,

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<v Speaker 1>we love Steve. But it's the moment that I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking through that door and no one's home, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to pour myself a glass of wine after

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<v Speaker 1>I take a shower and wash all my makeup off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna sit on that couch and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch the Sunday night game. And it's like I just

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<v Speaker 1>can do anything I want. Do you want the temperature hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want the temperature cold? No one's talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. So I was like waiting for you to

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<v Speaker 1>call me because for our normal Sunday, But then I figured,

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<v Speaker 1>like I just did. It was so late, but I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost called you, and I was like, she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, probably having a cocktail and in a

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<v Speaker 1>meeting room having seventeen cocktails. But when you were we

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<v Speaker 1>were on our text chain with con and you were

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<v Speaker 1>she said she asked you. She's like, that's from H

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<v Speaker 1>and M. And you didn't respond and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way. And I say that like in the

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<v Speaker 1>best way, because there's nothing better than having to fucking

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<v Speaker 1>rad outfit. And you're like, yes, it was Amazon, or

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<v Speaker 1>it was AH and M or it was whatever. It

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<v Speaker 1>was good cool? Is it really good? Yeah? Someone saying

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<v Speaker 1>on your comments you look like a Russian spy I've

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<v Speaker 1>worn or a fighter pilot. I've worn everything you could

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<v Speaker 1>possibly wear. At Lambeau Green Bay, you know, cooler temperatures,

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<v Speaker 1>and my qutcute stylist, Daniella, was like, let's try this

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<v Speaker 1>like ski suit, and I was like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I tried it on. I was like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>fucking not. I wish I had. I wish I had

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<v Speaker 1>that ski suit when I was trying to be a

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<v Speaker 1>snow queen and then it ended up snowing because when

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<v Speaker 1>we were in Cleveland, it was supposed to be cold,

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<v Speaker 1>like like the weather report, and you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>love a weather report. Aaron always asked me two things,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you staying and what's the weather, to which

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<v Speaker 1>I always say, I don't know where you're going to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>So I packed clothes, like, obviously it's going to be cold.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Cleveland in November, okay, And anyone that's been to

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<v Speaker 1>Cleveland in in the winter knows that wind off the

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<v Speaker 1>lake because the stadium is right next to Lake Erie.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cold. It is eerie, all right. It is cold,

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<v Speaker 1>it is windy, and it was supposed to be rainy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I hadn't anticipated that the snow was going to

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<v Speaker 1>come down the way it did, Like when the before

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<v Speaker 1>and after shots of the stadium when the game started,

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<v Speaker 1>even at halftime, it wasn't like that to the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the game. And it was so fun. It was

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<v Speaker 1>probably you were we were texting throughout the game and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I'm so jealous that you're working a game

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<v Speaker 1>like this because it was fun and like you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like little kids again in the snow and like our

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<v Speaker 1>snowball fight after and Jamis, I know everyone talks about

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<v Speaker 1>it because they should. He is a national treasure. The

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<v Speaker 1>things that come out of this this guy's mouth are

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<v Speaker 1>so great and his love and joy of the game,

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<v Speaker 1>and Fits played with him in Tampa and Fits just

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<v Speaker 1>talked about how this guy makes everything better, like in

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<v Speaker 1>a locker room, just this infectious energy. And look, this

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<v Speaker 1>was a team that before the win, they were two

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<v Speaker 1>and eight. They don't have a lot to root for.

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<v Speaker 1>They're obviously not going to make the postseason, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>to go into a game like that against a Steelers

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<v Speaker 1>team who's rolling, who was eight and two, they had

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<v Speaker 1>one six straight, like this whole thing, and so it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like a really fun game for a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of different reasons. Obviously not if you're a Steelers fan,

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<v Speaker 1>but it reminded me that like someone like Jamis can

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<v Speaker 1>come in and attitude is everything that you can like

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<v Speaker 1>change how people feel about things, even if you're having

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<v Speaker 1>not having the year that you want. So kudos to

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<v Speaker 1>Jamis and how adorable you are. Can I say that

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<v Speaker 1>about the TNF pree halftime and postgame show, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>if you think of any pregame desk to sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and do that post game with the elements with Jamis,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so fitting and so perfect. You guys ran

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<v Speaker 1>out and did that. I was looking at the pictures

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning like a five year old just I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get enough of the photos of it. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get enough of you guys doing you know, sliding, slip

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<v Speaker 1>and slides. I was. I was such a proud friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You looked so perfect. I know you said you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>dressed appropriately or whatever. I thought you was a little

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<v Speaker 1>snow going. I saw your little pants getting wet. So cute.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was so much fun. I am in love

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<v Speaker 1>with your crew that you have. Like I've said, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm a part of it. You are just

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<v Speaker 1>because there I from you all friends and I The

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<v Speaker 1>pictures were amazing. Okay, this is what I was worried

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<v Speaker 1>about the whole broadcast though. How is everybody getting home? This?

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<v Speaker 1>This looks very dangerous to drive in. Well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>again why Jamis is so great. Witt asked him to

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<v Speaker 1>go to snow Angels and he's like, yeah, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>do it. As he points to the crowd, and he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone drive home safely now, like what quarterback in the

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<v Speaker 1>National football he gets pointing to the audience, making sure

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<v Speaker 1>that they're getting home safely. Adorable, How do we get home?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was okay, like like the fans and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>those conditions were very well, you're a weather you're a

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<v Speaker 1>weather woman. I mean you understand. But no, there's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some games that are just better than others. The

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<v Speaker 1>gable because the game was also great. So like great

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<v Speaker 1>at first everyone, because you know how this goes. We're

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<v Speaker 1>in the green room and at this point we're prepping

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<v Speaker 1>to like interview. We're like, okay, ask for Russell on

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<v Speaker 1>the desk. These are what we're going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>in postgame. The Steelers are going to win. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's like wait a minute, redirect not the case, but

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<v Speaker 1>all right, can I do a real quick speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>players and interviewing and all that. A little shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Josh Jacobs three touchdowns yesterday he free agent signing

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<v Speaker 1>by the Green Bay Packers. Came over from the Vegas Raiders.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know if a lot of you know about his story.

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<v Speaker 1>He's had a tough life, lived in a car at

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<v Speaker 1>one point of his life, lived in fifteen different places.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a guy that really made a lot out of

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<v Speaker 1>himself from coming from a really tough background. And those

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<v Speaker 1>are the stories that we all love to people. We

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<v Speaker 1>love to cheer for in the stories that you read

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff as you're prepping for these guys. A gorgeous smile,

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a great dude talking to Matt Lafleur and

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan Love. They fucking love this guy. And listen, he

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<v Speaker 1>came in for a guy, and Aaron Jones at that

0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.920
<v Speaker 1>entire community and organization loved. I still loved. The day

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<v Speaker 1>I saw he wasn't going back there hurt my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Jacobs is a fucking baller and he those guys say

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<v Speaker 1>that he when he is going up against defenders, he

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<v Speaker 1>talks more shit than they've ever heard. And I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>And he wouldn't tell you. I want to know what

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<v Speaker 1>he's but there were so many miss tackles yesterday by

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. They had their own thing to deal with,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was finding all these holes. And what a

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<v Speaker 1>cool story for him, like to come to Vegas, and

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Vegas is Vegas, but Green Bay is the royalty part,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the upper echelon of the NFL. And for

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<v Speaker 1>him to come there and you know, fill in for

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Jones and pick up right where he left off

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<v Speaker 1>and do other things as well, it's amazing and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so happy for him, and so happy he's wearing my

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<v Speaker 1>dad's favorite team colors. So he's a great deal. And

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<v Speaker 1>as you're saying all that, I couldn't help but think

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<v Speaker 1>of another running back who has moved from one team

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<v Speaker 1>to another. Oh, absolutely lost his damn you mentioned Josh

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<v Speaker 1>hen retouchdowns yesterday. You have Saquon Barkley, who himself rushed

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<v Speaker 1>for two hundred and sixty yards. Go ahead, two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and sixty yards. Like he's such a sweet These were

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred total scrimmaget like, I'm a this guy. And

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<v Speaker 1>so the last non quarterback to win an MVP was

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<v Speaker 1>Adrian Peterson back in twenty twelve. And I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 1>Saquon Barkley the year that this guy is having when

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<v Speaker 1>you tie. I know that most MVPs always go to

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<v Speaker 1>a quarterback, and I can understand why. You can easily

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<v Speaker 1>argue it's the hardest position in sports other than I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I guess sometimes people say pitcher in baseball,

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<v Speaker 1>I say a quarterback. But maybe I'm biased because covering

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<v Speaker 1>the league. Anyways, I Saquon Barkley is a frickin' beast

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<v Speaker 1>and a game changer and good for frickin' him, you

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<v Speaker 1>know where it's like just getting in the right situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Jalen Hurts. There was like this shot of here on

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<v Speaker 1>the sideline and the smile that he had when Saquon

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<v Speaker 1>went off for his first seventy yard run, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, hey, I got an idea hand off

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<v Speaker 1>the ball and the dude does the rest. Like as

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<v Speaker 1>a quarterback, you're like, well, that makes my job fucking easy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awesome to watch. But anyways, go ahead Saykan

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<v Speaker 1>you deserve it, every bit of it. And I have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of Giants fans that I work very closely

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<v Speaker 1>with at Fox on our crew, and they're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>good for him, good for freaking him. Yeah, the league

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<v Speaker 1>is awesome a lot of different. I mean, it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like yesterday like Kansas City was going to lose, but

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<v Speaker 1>then of course you give the ball back to Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>Mahomes and you're just always signed away. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a Panthers fan, you can appreciate. We were

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<v Speaker 1>talking today on our Amazon call because we've got Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City and the Raiders for our Black Friday game. And

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<v Speaker 1>when you talk about I mentioned you know when you're

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<v Speaker 1>on a team like the Browns who aren't going to

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<v Speaker 1>make the postseason, and you just kind of like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you playing for? Like the Raiders for example, and

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<v Speaker 1>what they're going through. It's like this is their super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you always like trying to knock off the team

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<v Speaker 1>that's on the top. So watching the Panthers yesterday, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>show up. You got to remember it too, like you

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<v Speaker 1>obviously we go to work, but we're not. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>score being kept for our performance every single week except

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<v Speaker 1>for when we're hard on ourselves. But you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like, imagine having to show up every single

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<v Speaker 1>week and know that your season's over, but you still

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<v Speaker 1>got to show up and play hard. So I respect

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<v Speaker 1>those guys a lot. All right, So you're in Dallas

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<v Speaker 1>for your Thanksgiving game. I've never worked a Thanksgiving game.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously Black Friday as a tradition that started with Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>last year, so I get the day after Thanksgiving. But

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<v Speaker 1>what is it like working a game on Thanksgiving? Other

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<v Speaker 1>than obviously with the negatives, it's like, oh, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be home, but everyone's watching. You know. It's like

0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:40.480
<v Speaker 1>those like you know, I don't know, just traditional games. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be interesting this year because obviously these teams are

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<v Speaker 1>into you know, they haven't had the best of years.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean I know it's their job and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>but also I'm thinking about our meetings tomorrow with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are tough meetings because it's like, all right, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to speak with Brian Table, we have to

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<v Speaker 1>speak with Mike McCarthy. I love both of those guys

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, and you feel bad, You just feel so bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but they also have a job to do. Coach McCarthy

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<v Speaker 1>would be the first person to say, don't feel bad,

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<v Speaker 1>this is our job. Yeah, listen, it's still the Giants

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<v Speaker 1>and the Cowboys. Everybody's going to watch. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be super fun. Hate being away from my family, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with my work family and we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a great night. None of us can get out,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're all going to do a big Thanksgiving back

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<v Speaker 1>at our hotel. We did that a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>ago in Dallas, where all our families came in. This year,

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<v Speaker 1>our families are not going to come in. One of

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<v Speaker 1>our family members is going to come and join us.

0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Our old family member, Troy Aikman's going to come to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really excited about that. I even tried to maybe

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<v Speaker 1>think of taking a Q from the Thursday Night football crew,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to get a karaoke machine, but things

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<v Speaker 1>got really thankful and crazy. But Dean Blandino is not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be with us and made us promise we

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't do it without him. Oh, what's your karaoke song? Share?

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<v Speaker 1>I have two, Bonnie Ray, Let's give him something to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about and share. If I could turn back time, Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would do fast Car because I think,

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<v Speaker 1>like the chorus, everybody would be like, hey, a little Tracy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just what I feel like it would be like in

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<v Speaker 1>my Yeah. Anyways, so yeah, and then we'll all leave

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<v Speaker 1>Friday a little hungover and dehydrate it and get home

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<v Speaker 1>and have the weekend off, which is gonna be really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for Black Friday. It's a fun new tradition

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<v Speaker 1>the day after Thanksgiving football gamely and first time to

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas City this year. I don't know if Taylor is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there, but you know, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be looking and see if she's there. I may linger

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<v Speaker 1>in a weird way in the halls, hoping to see

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<v Speaker 1>her come in on her golf. Kelsey got a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's so cool. Shout who is a dream.

0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.680
<v Speaker 1>We loved We loved her before we got a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to meet her when we're in London. But she is

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<v Speaker 1>as advertised. She's what you see is what you get

0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:14.119
<v Speaker 1>and she yeah. She And by the way, also congratulations

0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:18.320
<v Speaker 1>to Kylie and Jason Kelsey on having the baby. She's

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant with their fourth girl. And I just all I

0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:24.040
<v Speaker 1>could think about was her because she is just so

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<v Speaker 1>like normal and down to earth, like getting the whether

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<v Speaker 1>it was the ultrasound you know, results or whatever it

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<v Speaker 1>was that revealed that she was having a girl like

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<v Speaker 1>I would have loved to see what her face was.

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<v Speaker 1>Four girls. She's great, great skin and hair. What I said,

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<v Speaker 1>she's great with that great skin and hair and the

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<v Speaker 1>jawline and we say makeup. I'm the one that's having

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<v Speaker 1>to go get a next surgery. This girl's jaw line

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<v Speaker 1>is like cutting me from across the room. It's so sharp.

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<v Speaker 1>The turtleneck up, Hi, Jordan Love, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>know your keys are for the second half of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't take don't take a picture of me from the

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<v Speaker 1>profile it has the weird you know, happy Thanksgiving jowels

0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:12.320
<v Speaker 1>or turkey goblet. He following a plastic surgeon today. Heym

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<v Speaker 1>just wondering if that next surgery was still available for

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<v Speaker 1>after February. Yeah, thanks, give me a call back. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>book it when we're going to go away. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I was telling Jordan Love I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>bring up on our podcast, and I meant to do

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<v Speaker 1>it last time. I've realized there's certain guys in the

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<v Speaker 1>league I have to say their full name, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>really obnoxious. It's like I saw a postgame with he

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<v Speaker 1>and I a couple weeks ago, him and I and

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<v Speaker 1>I whatever our card and I was like, Jordan Love

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<v Speaker 1>country grammar, you don't have to say his full name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jordan. And he was so sweet. He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe people won't know who I am if you just

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<v Speaker 1>say Jordan come, yes, we will do. I say people's

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<v Speaker 1>full name. I say Josh Allen Jordan Love like I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say those two names, like I think I said

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Josh Jacobs yesterday. To stop, just say their first name.

0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:03.640
<v Speaker 1>When I sat down with Matt Lafleur, I go coach

0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, it's Matt and I go oh see,

0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:07.879
<v Speaker 1>I would say coach. No, I'd say coach. I do

0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:09.560
<v Speaker 1>it to Jim always. I was saying bye to the

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<v Speaker 1>guys yesterday in the green room, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, coach, I love you, Happy Thanksgiving. Like, I

0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:17.360
<v Speaker 1>don't call him Jimmy disrespectful. No, I call coach coach. Yeah.

0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I call all coaches coach. I feel like

0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:23.480
<v Speaker 1>that's a very. That's a very if you've worked in college.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I feel like that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know because I feel like in college, you don't call

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<v Speaker 1>people their first names. You just say coach. Trying to think,

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<v Speaker 1>did I say coach? I don't know. No, Yeah, it's coach.

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<v Speaker 1>And I would never be like mm hmm yeah Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so funny. No, I never say Izzo or Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coach. Yeah yeah, all right, So tis the season?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys put your train name? Oh you've been busy.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have done right? We are trees app deared?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it this weekend? Yeah? It's not degraded, but he

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<v Speaker 1>put our tree app cute? Okay, good that I got

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you. I don't want to brag, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to my shopping is like, fuck, okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what the last time are you knocking it out online?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going? I'm gonna tell you so last podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I was leaving to go do some shopping. Steve's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go with you, and I was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to go with me, Like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he was going to be like as the

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas shopper. I've never went Christmas shopping with him, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, he's so very fun, you can come with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Or in one store, he goes, so what are we

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<v Speaker 1>looking for in here? And I go, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what we're looking for in here, We're just going to

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<v Speaker 1>look around and like if something catches my eye because

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<v Speaker 1>these are the people I need to get for get

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<v Speaker 1>something for where are you going? Where are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>For this store? So I started. I started in a

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<v Speaker 1>jet so I could go Memens, I can go Barney's,

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<v Speaker 1>I can go down each BEV will Rodeo drive. I

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<v Speaker 1>can You're not Rodeo, yeah, not like I'm affording Rodeo.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's some like little shops in between there that

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<v Speaker 1>are not astronomical, like in price, like you can find

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<v Speaker 1>it's no I don't want to go to the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, I want to go to department store

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<v Speaker 1>because then we've got all the people. We can do kids,

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<v Speaker 1>we can do men, we can do women. Like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll start there. We're we're first first fucking store,

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<v Speaker 1>and even Marcus he's like, so what are we looking

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<v Speaker 1>for in here? And I was like, hey, I got

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<v Speaker 1>an idea. Trying to be positive. Hey, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the men's section. You look around, you see

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<v Speaker 1>if you like anything up there for someone you know

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<v Speaker 1>in your life. He goes, no, to say, for Andrew Whitworth,

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<v Speaker 1>go see if you can find I'm just gonna stay

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<v Speaker 1>with you. No, I don't want you to stay with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're looking around. Now I pick up and he goes, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>those are so expensive. Okay, I don't need that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need you monitoring what I'm spending money off. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, this is my money, and he's like, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to spend that. I was like, we did

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<v Speaker 1>I miss the part that your name's on this credit card?

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<v Speaker 1>I missed that part. So now he's lecturing me on

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm buying. How long it's gonna take uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he sits down in the freaking couch thing and

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<v Speaker 1>he all he's doing is making it seem like he

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<v Speaker 1>just can't like I'm taking forever, and I go, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>forget it, let's just go, and he's like, oh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>you mad. I'm like, no, I'm not mad. I'm annoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I never asked you to come. You said you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come. So next time, if you want to come

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<v Speaker 1>shopping with me, you don't ask questions. You don't ask who, what, where, when, why?

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<v Speaker 1>And how much? Sit down? Shut up, or go there's

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<v Speaker 1>a bar in here, go to the restaurant, get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a drink. And if I show up with twenty five bags,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to ask who these are all for. No,

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<v Speaker 1>are you wrapped at the store? Wrapped at the store? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not rapping. I hate it. I hate it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want. First of all, I don't want. I get

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<v Speaker 1>I get that it's extra effort and like it's all

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<v Speaker 1>nice to unwrap something. No it's not. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>this is wasteful, you know. And I'm not like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't waste everything because it's nice to have, you

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<v Speaker 1>know whatever. But I'm like, no, we don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>have all the wrapping paper and we're just throwing that away. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so yes, I need them to wrap the I need

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<v Speaker 1>them to put it in a box, a reusable box,

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<v Speaker 1>or a bag. Sometimes I'm just tempted to just give

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<v Speaker 1>the person the bag, like the shopping bag. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not even like get a fancy although going back to shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got rid of the baggage, as in him

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<v Speaker 1>and put him in a car and I kept on

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<v Speaker 1>my merry way. Okay, you made him leave? Well no,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we'll go to the restaurant. We ended up

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<v Speaker 1>having hanger. Then we went home the next day. Are cute?

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<v Speaker 1>I knocked it out? But I I've been. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>on the Etsy tip I'm made, I'm making moves. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>making moves on Etsy. Wait do you see the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of shit that I've got Mac off Etsy? You will

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<v Speaker 1>be like Carissa, this is crazy. The amount of personalized

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<v Speaker 1>Mac items that I got are out of control. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's more fun to buy, like little things like

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<v Speaker 1>a little sweater that says Mac than it is. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're so sweet? Hey, can I can I ask our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners out there if you guys have any great ideas

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas ideas for grandparents. I mean, I'm looking, I'm googling,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure it out. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find some real, thoughtful grandparent gift ideas. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized I don't have any more grandparents. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to bring it down like that. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized, like, well, yeah, my grandma. I was like, sorry, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. Hurry, I'm trying to think of something else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, I know one of your New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's resolutions that you're starting early this year. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>just realized that. I was like, oh my god, so sorry. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. That's just weird. I haven't thought about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well for less presents to buy. No, I'm kidding. Is

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<v Speaker 1>your house on fire? Clark? By the way, my grandma

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<v Speaker 1>would like that joke. Jude, are you up there anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>She died thirty years thirty years ago. Grandparent gifts? She dead? Yes, good, good,

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<v Speaker 1>good God exactly. By the way, that's Father the Bride

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you not at the homekeeping track. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know grandparents anything like anything personal. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>anything personal too. Hey, you and I should put a

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<v Speaker 1>budget on our gifts because we'll get excessive in these years.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to be spending money on each other

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I know I have one gift I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get you. You're just so Chrisa is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most awful people. And she's such a bitch because

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<v Speaker 1>I know she has less time than I do. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she shows up your house with like this gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>basket with all these thoughtful things, and I'm still running

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<v Speaker 1>around town. That's completely cute. Body cubs. You showed up

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen candle Nope, nope, BHAs you showed up in the

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<v Speaker 1>Bahamas with a massive beach bag for me? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got me a Prada bag. I felt like an asshole.

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like stupid. By the way, the amount of money

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<v Speaker 1>that you spent on the supplies in the bag might

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 1>as well have equal that. No. I think that thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I think putting thought into gifts, especially as we get older,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, if you really want something, you're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>buy it. If I want something, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>buy it. I think thoughtfulness, like putting time and effort

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<v Speaker 1>into gifts is all that I want. I love that. Okay,

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 1>you know what else we need to discuss. We have

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<v Speaker 1>some dissension in a conversation that you and I had

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast with a few men between you and I.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:13.959
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, no, you were telling a story

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<v Speaker 1>about a guy that was getting a b in his bonnet,

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<v Speaker 1>as you always referred to as getting a little annoyed

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<v Speaker 1>at you for being on the phone because you were

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with me while you were ordering a smoothie. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So some of the responses that we got, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call you out. They were older six to three, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rude for you to be on the phone in line,

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>and very petty to respond to him after you ordered. Well, Bob,

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>we're responding to you. Also, nev tango, get off the phone, respectful, disrespectful,

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<v Speaker 1>and also doctor Wood. People who are yammering for yammering

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. People who are yammering on the phone in

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<v Speaker 1>line are annoying. Sorry, those are the responses, So listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with all of all of these comments and concerns.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. I'll be honest with you. I'm not yammering.

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<v Speaker 1>I am speaking quietly, whispering in my hand because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about everyone. I'm fucking throwing everyone under the bus,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want the people in Bristol Farms to

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<v Speaker 1>hear about it. So I'm like, and yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>so and so did this, and did you see this?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not yammering, I'm whisper yammering. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>say this if I can't do that with a little

0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 1>whisper to my friend in the line while I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>can do five things at once because I do that

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<v Speaker 1>on the sidelines. I do it at home, not well,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can do it. I don't need to be

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<v Speaker 1>sitting next to Jack Black, mister Magoo, whoever you are

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 1>in three seed today that is on we're delayed in O'Hare.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at on the O'Hare like tarmac. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to be sitting next to Jeremy whoever you are, and

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:57.400
<v Speaker 1>you're on a full zoom with one, two, three, four, five,

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<v Speaker 1>six people. You want to know why. I know he's

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<v Speaker 1>right next to me, and he's like and ed, yeah,

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 1>there's letting this little little I can speak and ed.

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<v Speaker 1>This litigation is gonna be really tough. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>uh Sydney next week, you better go with a Jeremy

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>to do this. I was listening to this shit for

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes. There was no whispering, there was no even

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>like trying to be like this. It was a full

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<v Speaker 1>blown I'm in the board meeting. At one point I

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, I'm still a little tipsy from the

0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 1>night before or morning before. I almost did this. Poked

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<v Speaker 1>my head into the zoom and was like, Hi, ed, Hi, Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you guys should go ahead with that litigation.

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I trust this company. You guys seem to know what

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>you're doing. Oh great bookcase behind you, because I'm fucking

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>over his shoulder listening because you've given me no choice.

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 1>You're not in a line. There's storm arms that's moving

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 1>and only three D. You're stuck on a plane for

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>how long? Okay, So here's here's what I got to

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<v Speaker 1>say about this phone etiquette thing. There's a few simple rules.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about to your point, the octave level. Who

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<v Speaker 1>says you can't be on a phone in a line,

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you can do that. Just talk like a normal person

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<v Speaker 1>and also be aware that the line is moving, if

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 1>you're delaying the line, if you're doing other things, and

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<v Speaker 1>now we're all at a deficit because you're not paying attention. No,

0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 1>that's not acceptable. But you've kept the line moving. You're

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone in a quiet you know, speaking like

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>yeah with her voice, that's fine. What I don't need

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>is you facetiming without the air pods in and yelling

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:26.480
<v Speaker 1>did Timmy get his bath? No, but you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>check he only likes the dinosaur pajamas. No, did you

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>have the dinosaur pajamas? And now the dad's yelling in

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the background. I understand that Timmy needs a bath. Okay,

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:35.959
<v Speaker 1>I understand that all these things need to happen, But

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>do we have to do it on FaceTime when everyone's

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 1>around watching Timmy. Now we're also making sure that everyone's

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:46.760
<v Speaker 1>hearing the respond to the father on the other end. Yeah,

0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I got it, Cindy. It's like, okay, well, you know what,

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>we don't all need to be included in these comments.

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Get your shared ten months. Yeah. It's just like there's

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<v Speaker 1>just like basic simple phone etiquette that everyone has lost

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 1>their mind with. So bring the octave down. If you

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>want to do a FaceTime call, go stand over in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner. You don't need everyone to be a part

0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>of it. And I don't think we need to be

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>taking our zoom calls on the on the plane. I

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 1>get that we all have work to do, but can't

0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 1>you be like, hey, I'm going to take this one

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:18.720
<v Speaker 1>to the text so I don't interrupt everyone else around me.

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I listen. I'm sure I got to clean up my

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 1>act a little bit. There's no denying it. It's week twelve.

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I probably got in there. But aren't you like I

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 1>feel like you're very aware of things I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was, and I feel like I've let

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<v Speaker 1>America down. So I will take responsibility and say I

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<v Speaker 1>got to clean up my act and I'll wait to

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<v Speaker 1>yammer until I'm in the Yamma. But Jeremy next to

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<v Speaker 1>me with the six people zoom about the litigation is

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<v Speaker 1>fucking horseshit? Go ahead? How about people? How about people

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<v Speaker 1>losing their shit on me when I'm like about the

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<v Speaker 1>do not disturb? People? Don't need to be available to

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<v Speaker 1>you all the time? No? And Whitworth he's your brother, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he say they need to be available all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I don't want you to be available

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. You know what, I don't like these devices.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm not on the ranch. Goddamn it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even want it to as send it's goddamn telegram

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<v Speaker 1>or else in a pigeon to deliver the fucking message.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I need to ask you question, we said

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't cussing anymore. Fuck that, which reminds me I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stop swearing as much because I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>lady like. But it brings up, it begs the question,

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<v Speaker 1>as they say when people have New Year's resolutions and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, I'm going to stop doing this, or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lose twenty pounds or I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever the new year's resolution. I got an idea,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you start the new Year's resolution now in November? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So then that way you already got a jumpstart on

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<v Speaker 1>all these things. I don't know what my resolutions are yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to start up very similar to like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting the tree up early, I'm getting the shopping

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<v Speaker 1>done early. Yeah, I'm doing resolutions early because then I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have this panic of like, oh, I said I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to do this and I haven't done it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really trying to get on top, like be on

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<v Speaker 1>top of this. You know I'm interested. Well, I'll keep

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<v Speaker 1>you post on what the resolutions are. I really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be something that I can follow through with. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked Steve the other day. I was like, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to make a list of things to do for date

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<v Speaker 1>night that aren't just like go to dinner. Like let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to a cooking class, let's go to a pottery class,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go do like something like that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if any of these things will happen, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to just be like, oh, dinner every time. We

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<v Speaker 1>we did do dinner the other night as a date night.

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<v Speaker 1>We had failed miserably as a family to have a

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<v Speaker 1>good dinner night, like on a Monday last week, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just bad. Mac wasn't interested. We were so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to a sushi place. The big kid boat

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<v Speaker 1>came and we're like, ooh, he's got to crush this

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<v Speaker 1>at a mammy, He's gonna love it. Nope, had a

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<v Speaker 1>massive stomach ache, blew out his diaper right left. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went. I did the first leg of the Green

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<v Speaker 1>Bay trip, came back, and then I came back so

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<v Speaker 1>we could all go to dinner and like go to

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<v Speaker 1>the pier and walk up and down the pier, lighting

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<v Speaker 1>and all that kind of stuff. He crushed dinner. It

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<v Speaker 1>was such a great night. He went in to the

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<v Speaker 1>little creamery. He got a baby shark toy that was

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<v Speaker 1>lighting up. He was so happy. He was on the

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<v Speaker 1>pier looking at the lights. He went to dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>he crushed it. Like he sat in his highchair. He's waving,

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<v Speaker 1>he's clapping people. He sent you the picture. He was

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<v Speaker 1>so Chare's like getting competitive with the with the table

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<v Speaker 1>next to us because the kid's on an iPad and

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<v Speaker 1>another kid screaming and the mom's like, oh my god,

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:25.399
<v Speaker 1>your kid is so good. And Jared's like, yeah, he is,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't he. I was like, shut the fuck up. Five

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<v Speaker 1>days ago he was screaming at Izakaya. No, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a good night. It was a great way. That's really

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<v Speaker 1>good getting. That's a whole bit right there is getting

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<v Speaker 1>competitive as their parents. It's like Max like coloring like

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<v Speaker 1>all perfect. The other kids like, ah, like look at

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<v Speaker 1>that kid, look at that kid. I was like, do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to remind you about Monday? Monday? He was

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<v Speaker 1>an animal. I mean now it looks like he ate

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<v Speaker 1>an animal. God. I'll tell you what you don't realize

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.960
<v Speaker 1>you appreciate until it happens. A waiter or waitress that

0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 1>has a kid, because this guy's like, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>something for you. What do you want? You have to

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<v Speaker 1>bring a tony a spinach apasta? What do you want

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 1>for this kid? And then we're like, for dessert, He's like,

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I got you pistaschio ice cream with like some berries.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming, and we're like, Jared's like, I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>this guy a good tip. Good tip. Wow, what's the

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? I like a Pat MacAfee clap,

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Like I just really he does the whole move off

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<v Speaker 1>to the side. He's so good. He's great. He is

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<v Speaker 1>just him, all of it. Yeah, good for him, Good

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<v Speaker 1>for him. Indeed, Hey, we love having headlines here and

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 1>there that catch our attention. Ryan, our wonderful producer, throws

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<v Speaker 1>in front of us and we see which ones we like.

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<v Speaker 1>These two stood out to Aaron and I first one.

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<v Speaker 1>If you use these common text abbreviations, there's big downside

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<v Speaker 1>you could regret sending number of abbreviations and text messages

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 1>is second nature to many people, with the abbreviations for

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 1>it laugh out loud or be right back among the

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<v Speaker 1>many that are exchanged. But those instinct of responses can

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<v Speaker 1>make you seem insincere or a new study found. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even need I also think it makes you

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<v Speaker 1>seem dumb ding ding ding. I don't need the study.

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<v Speaker 1>I if you can't just just send an emoji the lol.

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>There's something about the LOL or the BRB that makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like a child. There's enough things that I

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>do that are immature on some capacity. I'm not writing

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<v Speaker 1>VRB or shaking my head smh. I'm like, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the other thing. The people that use the l

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<v Speaker 1>OL do it so much that I'm like, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>be laughing at everything that's true, Like, stop laughing, it's

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:39.759
<v Speaker 1>not funny. The other night, I got so serious to

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 1>someone on our crew who was laughing. I go, you

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<v Speaker 1>laugh one more time, I'm gonna punch you in the face,

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>like I was joking. But they were Everybody's like WHOA,

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, no, but it's not funny. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. So I got another I got another one

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<v Speaker 1>because I got a lot of text chains circle circling

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<v Speaker 1>around here, and the people that are on this text

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<v Speaker 1>chain will know exactly what I'm talking about. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>name names, but there's someone in the text group that

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<v Speaker 1>always throws out the thing that like, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the rest of the group feels like they got

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<v Speaker 1>a ha ha or they got an exclamation point or

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 1>it's heart no, but it's like I say, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. I said, go stop harding or ha ha

0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 1>ing or exclamation pointing, because now it's encouraging the bad behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave it alone, have no response, and then the person's

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:28.359
<v Speaker 1>going to get insecure, like oh no, one's laughing, yeah,

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 1>because it's not funny. It's not funny, not exciting, or

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not to be hearted. Stop encouraging the bad behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>Not everything has to have a ha ha. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>find out what texting this is and who inspiring a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of ideas and now the phone this is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this is why people do not disturb because the phone's

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<v Speaker 1>going off every five seconds and I look and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just exclamation point on something that doesn't deserve the exclamation point.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyho, boy, don't text us, you know, lol lol,

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<v Speaker 1>b RB. I think it's Airbnb. What the fuck? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I love this one is near and dear to my heart. Ello. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This DFW Dallas Fort Worth Airport was ranked number one

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<v Speaker 1>in the United States. According to this report. I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to select copy and send to a text chain I

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<v Speaker 1>have with my homies on my crew. According to a

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<v Speaker 1>ranking by bet Us, TGI Fridays at DFW Airport has

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<v Speaker 1>claimed the number one spot among airport bars in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States, absent frea com leutely it has. I have

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<v Speaker 1>frequented that frequented. I have visited that bar one million

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<v Speaker 1>times and they've never done me wrong. I love them.

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I saw one time somebody have video of that bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Cole what's his name country singer shoot anyways,

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 1>uh caro. I saw Caine Brown in there one time. Anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a video somebody was in there and a

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<v Speaker 1>naked man walked by, and I sent it to my group.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what's going on? You saw a video

0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>that someone took up. TGI Fridays at d sit there

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:11.359
<v Speaker 1>and some naked man walk by. I'm like, what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our airport, people of Boston. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>their Wednesday. Is that naked cowboys still in Times Square?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Is that a thing? Oh? The podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is over? Oh my god. This was my alarm from

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<v Speaker 1>the supposed to be this morning. I did four forty

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<v Speaker 1>pm inst am. Well, how'd you wake up? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go to because I'm kidding. I already knew.

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<v Speaker 1>I already knew by the way, I haven't woken up

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<v Speaker 1>to that alarm, and it did go off at four

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<v Speaker 1>forty am one time. Hey now, and ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a pleasure. It is a gift me with

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<v Speaker 1>you once a week. I love you. Get some rest,

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<v Speaker 1>happy Thanksgiving, and figure out what I'm wearing. Smh b

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<v Speaker 1>r b l O l F you Calm Down with

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