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Speaker 1: If anyone's try it all around the world, it's me Clover,

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Speaker 1: and I know in this podcast we got people from everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I've been to warm everywhere, Bangladesh, the Himalayas, even a

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Speaker 1: Bali Jean. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 2: The show starts. No, you guys aren't gonna believe this,

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Speaker 2: but I made a mistake.

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Speaker 3: No no, I did it, not you, but you're perfect.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 5: And I just want to say, Alexis, I'm sorry. It's

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Speaker 5: Berkley Jeffrey in the Morning because our producer sent this

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Speaker 5: to me a couple of days ago and I'm only

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Speaker 5: just reporting on it now. But Starbucks has been hoping

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Speaker 5: to attract some more customers by offering people a special

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Speaker 5: little gift, and they announced Alexis is a big Starbucks fan.

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Speaker 5: They announced they're doing the promotion where anybody who buys

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Speaker 5: a cold, handcrafted drink like an iced coffee one of

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Speaker 5: the new energy drinks in any size, we get a

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Speaker 5: free brightly used, brightly colored, reusable straw.

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Speaker 6: That's very I've already got it, so we're good. Disappointed

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Speaker 6: that they were silicon and I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Is the promotion did happen two days ago and now

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Speaker 2: it's already over. And even though Alexis clearly got her straw,

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Speaker 2: none of our listeners did. It was supposed to be

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Speaker 2: a part of their effort to become more eco friendly

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Speaker 2: and earth sustainable. But because I didn't tell everybody about

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Speaker 2: the straw thing, now sea turtles everywhere are endangered.

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Speaker 6: It's like the straws that they put in all of

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Speaker 3: You have to buy it. They're big cups. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: Don't try and sugarcoat this for a huge mistake, and

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Speaker 2: now the world old is in trouble.

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Speaker 3: I see.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I do kind of blame you, Alexis, for

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Speaker 2: not asking me about what Starbucks' latest promotion is, because

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Speaker 2: you if you've done that, then I would have talked

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Speaker 2: about this earlier. But no, you just stayed selfish and

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Speaker 2: quiet scrolling dudes on the Forbes one hundred list. So

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Speaker 2: now that sweet little turtle blood is on both of

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Speaker 2: our hands, and I hope you can live with that, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: My coffee was really good that day, so actually.

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Speaker 7: Millions of straws back end.

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Speaker 2: It's true, they just dumped them straight into the ocean.

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Speaker 3: I waited for the turtles to open their mouths.

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Speaker 8: Do I feel terrible? So now let's go over to

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Speaker 8: the man.

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Speaker 2: Who I believe is the reducible straw that stirs this

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Speaker 8: Very well described Digital.

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Speaker 2: Jake for the shot collar question of the day. Yah,

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Speaker 2: stir king, go stir king.

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Speaker 9: It's time to pour a generous helping of maple syrup

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Speaker 9: over your hockey pucks and give your most polite round

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Speaker 9: of applause for our moose, hug and brethren up north,

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Speaker 9: because today is National Respect Canada Day, and Canada's given

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Speaker 9: this world so many great things. Keanu Reeves, Shania Twain,

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Speaker 9: Tim Horton's double doubles. But no, that's it. Only those

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Speaker 9: are the three. But what other precious gems have come

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Speaker 9: out of the Great White North. You're gonna have to

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Speaker 9: tell me. As we do a special Oh Canada or

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Speaker 9: No Canada edition.

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Speaker 10: Of the Plenty of twenty, We'll go around the room

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Speaker 10: and I'll name a famous product or invention and you

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Speaker 10: just have to tell me if it first originated up

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Speaker 10: in the land of maple Syrup by saying Oh Canada

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Speaker 9: If you want to sure. If you're not sure, just say,

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Speaker 9: we'll start with the woman who likes Canada but prefers

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Speaker 9: Canada white claw. That's Alexis. Alexis. Your invention is the

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Speaker 9: Wonder Bra? Oh Canada or no Canada?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Which one was the wonderbra? What is I think

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Speaker 3: that was like the first push up bra? Yeah, essentially,

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Speaker 6: And I mean, honestly, you can drink when you're younger there,

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Speaker 2: Think in Canada it's very cold.

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Speaker 6: You can't see the goods though up there too, wrapped

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's in California. Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna go based on Brooks braw knowledge Canada.

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Speaker 9: Alexis said, no Canada, that is correct. The iconic pushup

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Speaker 9: bra was developed by Canadian designer Louise Poorier in nineteen

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Speaker 9: sixty four. We're over to brook now, all right. Your

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Speaker 9: invention is the snuggie Canada or no Canada.

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Speaker 6: You need one in Canada, but for some reason, I

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Speaker 6: feel like it's more of a Midwest invention.

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Speaker 3: So snug I'm going to say, no Canada.

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Speaker 9: Brooks said, no Canada. That is crash the snuggy. The

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Speaker 9: blanket with sleeves was invented by Scott Boland from the

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Speaker 9: US and mass market in two thousand and eight. Since then,

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Speaker 9: over thirty million have been sold.

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Speaker 2: So much money it's too lazy to be Canadian.

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Speaker 9: We're over to Jose. Now, your invention is the snow blower.

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Speaker 9: Oh Canada or no can That's rough.

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Speaker 7: Because there's a lot of snowy places in the world.

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Speaker 2: Is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, but my dad loves whoever invented that thing.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to tell you that right now, game changer.

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Speaker 7: It does seem super Canadian.

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Speaker 1: And like Jeff just said, it's a smart invention like

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Speaker 1: this is you know, it's not just like Yo flizzy blanket.

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Speaker 2: Throw it on, Yeah, like like throw a grenade into

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Speaker 2: your front lawn.

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Speaker 7: And so I'm going to say, oh Canadad.

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Speaker 9: The said Canada. That is yeah, that's correct. It was

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Speaker 9: invented by brooks Dad's favorite guy, Arthur Sicard in nineteen

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Speaker 9: sidewalks on the roads. You we're over to Jeffrey. Your

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Speaker 9: invention is a a day. Is that oh Canada or

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Speaker 9: no Canada?

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Speaker 3: Or is it oh Canada?

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Speaker 2: I should know this because I'm in the butt stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was scared of him until I went to a

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Speaker 7: Changed my life to help.

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Speaker 2: You, Jeff, Picturing what's happening to Jose definitely helps me.

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Speaker 2: The day sounds French, and there's a lot of French Canadians,

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Speaker 2: and maybe it's like bid ay. So I'm gonna say

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Speaker 2: that is oh Canada.

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Speaker 9: Jeff says, oh Canada. That is no Canada. Originatea in

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Speaker 9: Japan in the nineteen eighties, Japanese.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. They have the coolest toilets in Japan.

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Speaker 9: Ever, only Brook and Jose are left. Let's go back

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Speaker 9: to Brooks right. Your invention is post it notes? Is

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Speaker 9: that O Canada or no Canada?

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Speaker 6: Well, if anyone ever saw that Lisa Kudro movie.

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Speaker 2: We didn't, did you?

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Speaker 9: Thinking of Romea Michelle's high school reunion? Never saw it, so.

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Speaker 7: You don't remember.

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Speaker 3: It's so good.

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Speaker 6: They go back to high school and claim they invented

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Speaker 6: post it notes, So they're really good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It feels Canadian. Sure, I'm gonna say, oh, Canada.

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Speaker 9: Brook says, post it notes are Canadian. They are. They

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Speaker 9: were in by doctor Spencer Silver and Arthur Fryett. Three

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Speaker 9: Am an American company nineteen seventy four. That means Jose

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Speaker 9: like in Canada A has won today's edition of plenty

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm the most.

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Speaker 2: So Jose gets to choose who gets shocked today, and

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Speaker 2: they're gonna be singing girls just want to have fun

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Speaker 2: by Cindy Lapper, who I'm guessing is Canadian, I.

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Speaker 9: Don't think so.

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Speaker 3: Don't American?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 2: Just to shove in Canada's face when I sing an

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Speaker 2: American songs.

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Speaker 7: I told you I think you'll killing bro.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it, Okay. I deserve this for killing

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Speaker 7: Turtles, that's true. I didn't think of that.

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Speaker 12: But I come home in the morning, like my mother says,

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Speaker 12: when you're gonna live your life?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Mother?

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Speaker 12: Deal, were not the fortune and ones and girls they

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Speaker 12: want to have fun.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 2: your pone jab coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Alexis, Just the other day, weren't you telling me about

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Speaker 2: how you were looking forward to your inheritance. You said

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Speaker 8: Wait for a relative of yours to die so.

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Speaker 2: That you could finally get their money and quit your

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Speaker 2: goat yoga on the beaches of Mikonos.

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Speaker 3: That the idea something you.

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Speaker 2: Would say, you might have to wait a little bit

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Speaker 2: longer now. And I say that because there's this new

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Speaker 2: thing called a revival.

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Speaker 3: Trust what does that mean? And it's is this part

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Speaker 2: No, it's for older relatives who are like, maybe someday

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people freezing themselves again. That's back in the You've.

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Speaker 2: Heard you've heard of people wanting to be cryogenically flrozen

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Speaker 2: they're not just freezing your body, they're also going to

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Speaker 2: preserve your money and assets along with you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not sure if.

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Speaker 2: This is a skin am, yet it sounds like it.

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Speaker 6: If anyone wants to trust me to freeze their assets.

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Speaker 2: Because the company who's doing it is asking you to

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Speaker 2: pull out hundreds of thousands of dollars so that they

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Speaker 3: You know what, I think you should do it?

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Speaker 8: Jeff Well, I mean, joke's on them.

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Speaker 2: One hundred grand a century from now isn't going to

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Speaker 8: Gallon of milk. Yeah, but that's what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Revival trusts are a thing no more inheritance for Brooks kids. Yes,

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Speaker 2: but they can visit Mommy's frozen head and see her

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Speaker 2: giant pile the frozen cash.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 8: The laser straws is.

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Speaker 2: Coming up right after that. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 2: come up with a hot new toy for your uncoordinated child,

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Speaker 2: the self rotating hula hoop.

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Speaker 3: They don't have to know how to do it anymore.

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Speaker 2: All your kid has to do is just stand there,

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Speaker 2: push the button and let the hoop do all the work.

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Speaker 7: It should be really cool.

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Speaker 2: Hours and hours of Motionless Fun with Laser Stories, the

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Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other pelvic pansies just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of Stafford, Virginia. There was an open house

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Speaker 3: Oh. That is such a fency.

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Speaker 2: He apparently talked to the seller about how much he

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Speaker 2: him and his four kids. That's nice, and we know

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Speaker 2: he was actually serious because after the conversation he pulled

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Speaker 3: Ye get home too.

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Speaker 2: He didn't make an offer or anything. He just got

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Speaker 3: This is squatter situation. It's like a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: The police got there quickly and ordered him to come out,

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Speaker 7: Like thirty seconds. They can get him ountain, yeah, they must.

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Speaker 2: It turned out he was on probation and had warrens

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Speaker 2: He's facing a long list of charges, including entering a

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Speaker 3: Actually checks out the immediately.

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Speaker 2: And as for the kids, child Protective Services took them

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Speaker 3: That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 8: It's next laser stories out of the Far East.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been watching a political debate and thought, man,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess that's just you and Jose.

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Speaker 2: Do you feel the way Jose and I do? You

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Speaker 8: She's running for office.

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Speaker 2: Her name is Uchino Ari, and she was addressing the

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Speaker 6: She made it the show's just so hot in here.

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Speaker 2: Unlike our country's leaders, Uchino is not an elderly man.

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Speaker 2: She is a vibrant young woman who is venturing into

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Speaker 7: Can you imagine one of our candidates trying to be

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Speaker 3: Off the song like, no, they just got.

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Speaker 2: I'm here to watch it. In fact, a recent viral

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Speaker 3: See so she didn't want to get arrested for it.

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Speaker 3: She just wanted to make it. Yeah, make scene.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's good at politics. Typical liar, right there. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Okay, should she just run an America?

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Speaker 3: It's like Love Island.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Uccino is running under the watch my cute political

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Speaker 3: I love that party.

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Speaker 2: Many are accusing her of not taking the job seriously.

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Speaker 3: They accuse her of that.

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Speaker 2: Nobody does that. Her video has been viewed over eighteen

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Speaker 8: I'm going to become a Japanese citizen just so I

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Speaker 12: Yeah, let me come over.

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Speaker 7: In business, I want to.

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Speaker 2: Thank you gin. This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 2: fashion headquarters. I know concert tickets are pretty expensive, my gosh, crazy,

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Speaker 2: So how about paying ten times more just to pretend

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 2: I say that because the high end fashion brand Balenciaga

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Speaker 6: Well, do they accidentally put it on two tight so

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Speaker 6: it bothers you to the entire festival?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called the raver used bracelet Brook. How would

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Speaker 6: It looks like one of those nylon festival bracelets, and

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Speaker 6: it has writing around it that I'm guessing says Balenciaga.

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Speaker 6: But it looks like in a graffiti style writing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to read because it's made to look

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Speaker 3: It's still rock okay, but it.

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Speaker 8: Is adjustable, so you can ditch it whenever you want.

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Speaker 6: And pass it to somebody else so they can also

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Speaker 2: Balenciaga claims it requires a full day's work to make

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Speaker 2: each one. I bet that's why it's so expensive. They

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Speaker 2: can stitch the company's name onto it, so that takes

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Speaker 6: I just imagine one person from that Balenciaga place rolling

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Speaker 2: If that's not your style. There's also a non distressed

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Speaker 2: version that costs even more at four nine hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 3: It's like you got your band but never made it

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Speaker 2: So if you're looking for a dumb way to blow

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Speaker 2: five grand, there you go for reference. Tickets to Coachella

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Speaker 8: So now that sounds like a huge bargain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that covers your flight, your hotel. This next Lazer

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Speaker 2: stories out of Entertainment Central. You know who wants in

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Speaker 2: on the reality TV show Resurgence. It's none other than

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Speaker 2: the TV network Hallmark. Not yet, but there is a

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Speaker 7: This is like finding the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Ten men will compete in a

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Speaker 6: So they're gonna have to like make sugar cookies and

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Speaker 6: also have bad acting on screen because there's no good acting.

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Speaker 2: Actually, sugar cookie baking eaves one of the tests that

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Speaker 3: When does he have to catch a falling girl? Because

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the Ice Road Challenge run down.

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Speaker 4: The Street at.

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Speaker 8: Jonathan Bennett is gonna be the host of it.

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Speaker 2: He's been in Hallmark movies, but you probably know him

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Speaker 2: better as Aaron Samuels from the movie Mean Girls from

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Speaker 2: the original Meeting. Yeah, the winner will earn the title

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Speaker 2: of Mister Christmas and the film will premiere later this

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Speaker 2: year on the Hallmark Channel during the Countdown to Christmas's

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Speaker 2: I know one guy who's interested in just threw his

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Speaker 2: shell into the ring and he already has his movie

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Speaker 2: title picked out. It's gonna be a moist, green Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind the word, but that's still I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: watch that.

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Speaker 2: Sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 13: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: When you think about some of the most stress full

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Speaker 2: you might think performing emergency surgery on a stranger to

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Speaker 2: save their life. That would be rough landing a commercial

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Speaker 2: plane after the pilot's been incapacitated. Been there, Not fun.

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Speaker 3: We've done that a couple of times, actually.

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Speaker 2: Riding in the back of an uber with Alexis on

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Speaker 2: the ride home from the bar. Want But way more

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Speaker 2: stressful than any of those is leaving a cool thirty

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Speaker 2: second voicemail for someone you really like. That is a

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Speaker 2: lot of pressure. I'd rather diffuse a live bomb than

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Speaker 2: have to leave somebody a voman. Luckily, some brave souls

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Speaker 2: attempted to leave messages for the people that they were into,

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Speaker 2: and the cringe is real. We're gonna play them for

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Speaker 2: you in a brand new loser line coming up right

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Speaker 2: after to this, what's up with you?

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Speaker 13: Is this the right number? It's a loser line, goody,

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Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say an older but refined

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Speaker 9: Neither to No.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you recognize me, but I'm a

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Speaker 2: gonna need your number please, and I'll show you. After

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Speaker 2: full oh and tell him that he's a charmer for

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Speaker 2: an octagenarian. And that's when you give them the number

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Speaker 2: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 14: Yeah, this is from the bar last night. Uh, it's

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Speaker 14: kind of embarrassing. I've already reached out to the bar

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Speaker 14: and I said.

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Speaker 15: They didn't see it.

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Speaker 14: So I'm asking you, because we were around each other

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Speaker 2: It was light green.

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Speaker 16: It's mine.

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Speaker 15: If you picked it up, I hope you didn't look inside, but.

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Speaker 16: If you did, then you probably know.

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Speaker 17: That that's that's my finger. That's a situation. I had

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Speaker 17: firework and uh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I don't even know if they can save it.

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Speaker 15: I mean it's it's just a tip.

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Speaker 18: But if you have it, if you can just call

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Speaker 18: then maybe they can sew it back on or something.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you, Oh my god, I love that he

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Speaker 2: blew off his finger with the firework, put it in

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Speaker 3: And get it back. I really was hoping there was

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Speaker 3: drugs in that. Yeah, not a finger.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there was both.

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Speaker 18: Oxly, I really liked you, I really liked you.

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Speaker 11: But a real man would actually be on a golf course.

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Speaker 19: Playing real golf and not fealing from a woman in a.

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Speaker 11: Bar to go play video games on the phone.

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Speaker 20: I hope you get that virtual golf club up your butt, you.

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Speaker 6: Yo golf or virtual golf of your butt?

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Speaker 3: Also, don't that one.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea what was going on with that,

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Speaker 2: but definitely gave.

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Speaker 8: Me some thoughts.

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Speaker 3: She's angry and I like it.

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Speaker 8: We know that.

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Speaker 6: Next.

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Speaker 21: Hey, Susan, it's it's sorry that it took so long

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Speaker 21: to call you back.

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Speaker 16: It's just that since I met you, I've been really

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Speaker 21: Should go or what we should do, because you just

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Speaker 21: seem like such a special person to me that I

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Speaker 21: really want our first date to be memorable. You know,

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Speaker 21: the best date that I've ever been on is it

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Speaker 21: was at this bar called don Quocos. We had tacos,

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Speaker 21: we saying karaoke.

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Speaker 16: I wound up marrying her.

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Speaker 15: It went so well.

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Speaker 21: I mean, obviously it didn't last forever, but it was

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Speaker 21: a special night.

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Speaker 15: So maybe we could do the same.

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Speaker 16: I mean, I'll try not to call you by her name,

451
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Speaker 16: of course. Just whatever you do, please don't wear anything red.

452
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Speaker 16: She loves wearing red. That was kind of her thing.

453
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Speaker 15: Let's get it on.

454
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Speaker 2: So she's in a good head space to start dating again.

455
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Speaker 3: Who can set the mood though?

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Speaker 6: You know that at the end, kind Jeff, he's tried

457
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Speaker 6: not to call her by his ex wife's saying, yeah, just.

458
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Speaker 2: Don't wear it. Don't wear any red, Jenny Guacamole, or

459
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: did the taco don't maybe.

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Speaker 3: Just don't bring her to the same bar you started

461
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Speaker 3: your relationship.

462
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 2: That's the only place that loves happened is at the

463
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Speaker 2: Mexican restaurant. But we're in the middle of the Loser

464
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Speaker 2: line where our listeners give out the secret number to

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Speaker 2: our voicemails so we can hear all these fun, totally

466
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Speaker 2: not depressing messages like.

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Speaker 11: This, Hey, I need to ask you favor. Did you

468
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Speaker 11: keep our situation on the low low, because, uh, I'm

469
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Speaker 11: not married or anything, so you don't have to worry.

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Speaker 11: But I do have this one x who gets like

471
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Speaker 11: super crazy jealous and anytime she finds out you know,

472
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Speaker 11: I got a new woman that's interested me. It's like

473
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 11: I become cracked to that woman and she'll try to

474
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Speaker 11: get me back. And the last thing I need right

475
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 11: now is that. So yeah, I'll text you a picture

476
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Speaker 11: of her and you see her in the area. Just

477
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Speaker 11: act like you hate me, get fact like like I'm

478
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 11: bothering you and you're disgusted with me, and that'll throw off,

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Speaker 11: you know, my stent and she just leave us alone.

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Speaker 15: I'm pretty sure that'll work. So this is my life

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Speaker 15: and welcome to it.

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Speaker 2: I mean you hear ninety percent of people say like,

483
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Speaker 2: as long as there is no drama, yeah, and I'm good.

484
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: This is for the ten.

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Speaker 2: Percent who are like, I want full blown crazy in

487
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Speaker 2: my life and I will date that.

488
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Speaker 7: Yeah, there will be a lot of drama.

489
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Speaker 3: I mean you are intrigued why she why he's so wanted,

490
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Speaker 3: aren't you? Right? Yeah? And I want to know what

491
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Speaker 3: she does yah.

492
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: To find him again, Like I just, oh, you wanted

493
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Speaker 2: to learn the tricks.

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Speaker 22: Next message.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's just I know we just met, but I've

496
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,479
Speaker 4: just literally never heard anybody.

497
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: Go on and on and on.

498
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 4: About how much they loved bar pretzels as much as

499
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Speaker 4: you did, Like, oh, the perfect amount of salt and

500
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: the perfect level of like seriously, seriously, like who does that?

501
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 4: It's bar pretzels? Got over yourself. Imagine flying on a

502
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,239
Speaker 4: plane with you and you get some bag of like

503
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Speaker 4: airline peanuts or something.

504
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 3: And oh my god, so.

505
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Speaker 20: Soft, Like no joke, No woman is going to put.

506
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Speaker 19: Up with that.

507
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Speaker 3: Good luck.

508
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Speaker 22: It is really weird.

509
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Speaker 8: Somebody had a bad childhood experience with the.

510
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Speaker 6: Right bullying him exactly, and it takes the energy to

511
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Speaker 6: continue the bullying at the bar.

512
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Speaker 3: Let the man enjoy the damn pretzels.

513
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 8: Pretzels are amazing.

514
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 3: Honestly, anything free tastes better.

515
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 2: Remember you listen to the Loser Line regularly at this

516
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

517
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. We can hear all of

518
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: our favorite loser lines right there. We're gonna do a phone.

519
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 13: Tap freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

520
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 2: Today we call a mom who's been desperately trying to

521
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: find an opening for her son to do swim lessons.

522
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she's been put on a couple different

523
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: wait lists, but recently found out she got in. What

524
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,479
Speaker 2: she doesn't know, though, is that her instructor has a

525
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 2: lot of water experience. And when I say water experience,

526
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: I mean destroying terrorist U boats in the Black Sea

527
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 2: under the dead of night water experience.

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Speaker 8: That's right, Clover is back for your phone tap right now.

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00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 8: Another morning on the twenty twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh is this morninga Yes?

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Speaker 19: Who's calling?

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00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: Good morning? My name's Frank, but me mates call me

533
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: Clover woman to be teaching your little tiger Marky how to.

534
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Speaker 13: Survive in the water.

535
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: Wait, what you did sign up for swimming lessons? At

536
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Speaker 1: the war MC, I did.

537
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 19: You, Oh, so you're from the YMCA. I didn't understand

538
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 19: at the beginning affirmative. I find my son Markey at

539
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 19: first swimming lessons a long time ago. I've been waiting.

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00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: I saw that your credit card payment was just approved,

541
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Speaker 1: so it looks like we're good to go.

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Speaker 19: Thank you for taking them. It's been really hard to

543
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 19: get an opening.

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Speaker 1: So first lesson on Monday at oh four hundred hours

545
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Speaker 1: is when you're in the water, you can't have any fear.

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Speaker 19: Do you mean four o'clock am? Is the first lesson on.

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Speaker 2: Monday, precisely affirmative.

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Speaker 19: We're not doing that, that's really.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: It's best to learn before the sun breaks or the water,

551
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Speaker 1: that where you can really feel and iron.

552
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Speaker 19: Man as well as he knows the basics, that's all

553
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 19: we're looking for to learn at this point, ma'am.

554
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I know, Moden,

555
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: just the basics.

556
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Speaker 19: That's nice.

557
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 22: Yeah.

558
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: One time I was doing.

559
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Speaker 1: A mission off the coast of Malaysia and I was

560
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: such a strong swimmer. A baby seal abandoned its own

561
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Speaker 1: mum to be with me.

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Speaker 19: I don't even know what to say about that?

563
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Speaker 1: So first lesson on Monday, before we even get in

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Speaker 1: the water, I'm going to shout them a video of

565
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: me drowning. Wait what I actually die for five minutes

566
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Speaker 1: when I revived myself with my will to live alone.

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Speaker 19: I don't want my child watching a video of somebody

568
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Speaker 19: drowning in the water. Are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: Fine?

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Speaker 7: Then I'll do it live in front of him.

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Speaker 19: What he's six years old, it's.

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Speaker 1: Old enough you can see a dead body. But I'll

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Speaker 1: come and live again. So it's not going to be traumatic.

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00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: It will be at first, but then I'll give myself CPR.

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00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: Well cp are on, oh my, which stands for Clover's

576
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Speaker 1: Personal Rescue and Resuscitation.

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Speaker 19: You don't understand I find a beginner's class this.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to teach them things that are instructors just

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Speaker 1: don't know. Like if you have a stranded under water

580
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: for days at a time, I'll show you how to

581
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Speaker 1: fashion a pool now in a makeshift breathing apparatus. Wait,

582
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Speaker 1: using only a hunter's knife and the skin from behind

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Speaker 1: your right end.

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Speaker 19: Holy, they having crazy people at the LANCA.

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Speaker 1: You have a problem with your son learning from the

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Speaker 1: best at the best He needs to know that every

587
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: splash could be life or death.

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Speaker 19: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. When

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Speaker 19: I look online. None of what you're saying was in

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Speaker 19: the class description.

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Speaker 1: You really think it's going to be written down somewhere,

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Speaker 1: Like when I teach them how to tread water with

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Speaker 1: twenty pound woods attached at our ankles. We cannot put

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Speaker 1: that online.

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Speaker 19: This is way too extreme. Just take my son off

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Speaker 19: the list.

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Speaker 2: Oh I disagree.

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Speaker 1: I'll teach them the freestyle, a backstroke, and of course

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Speaker 1: a squat and squid.

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Speaker 19: If you need to escape, off off the list.

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Speaker 1: If you need to escape the pry with a little

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00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: extra boost, you're just sawing yourself and works like a

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00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 1: jet proportion divance.

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Speaker 19: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I learned it from an octopus I encountered in the

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Speaker 1: waters off Malta. His name was Franklin, like me, Bond,

607
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: and we adopted that baby seal.

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Speaker 19: Listen, I think I'm over this, I'm over this, and

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00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 19: I'm over you.

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00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: This is actually jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: We're doing a phone.

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Speaker 7: Tap on you.

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00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: Monica.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, this isn't real.

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00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 7: I'm not a British intelligence operator.

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00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 3: This is a radio prank.

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Speaker 19: What's going on right now?

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00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,239
Speaker 7: I love your laugh. No, your brother Johnny set you up.

620
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 7: He's excited for your kids to learn to swim, he said.

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00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 9: He wants to, you know, be.

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00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 7: The uncle in the pool and throw them around and stuff.

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Speaker 19: My brother needs a whole real life I I was

624
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 19: getting ready to get crazy on that that. Oh my god,

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00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 19: I can't well you talking.

626
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: About getting crazy on Clover. I wouldn't recommend it.

627
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 19: At all, Am? What who gets up down?

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: So wait out of everything that I said, the four

629
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: am part that was what got you the most, going.

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Speaker 19: On and on and on about all this crazy stuff.

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Speaker 19: The week up every.

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Speaker 13: Morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook

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Speaker 13: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: How many calls have we done for second dates? Thousands, millions?

635
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 3: How many years have I been here?

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00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 6: I don't know if you used to have to dial

637
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 6: an operator and tell them to come through.

638
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: But what you're about to hear is possibly the most

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00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: awkward twenty minutes of a first date we've ever heard

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00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: on this show, really, and it's all because of the

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00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: embarrassing running that the guy had while he was at

642
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: the bar. You're gonna hear the cringe worthy story in

643
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: your brand new second date.

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00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 8: Update, Next second Date Update date.

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Speaker 2: You know, I googled the top ten most awkward things

646
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Speaker 2: that can happen on a first date. They had severely late,

647
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: your date talks too much, they don't talk at all, boy,

648
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: or they talk out of a weird part of their

649
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: body that isn't their mouth.

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00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 3: Oh are they doing that.

651
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 2: Ja, I'd actually like to see that.

652
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Speaker 3: Is that your knee talking yet?

653
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: But none of those compared to what actually happened on

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Speaker 2: one of our listeners first dates. His name is Will,

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Speaker 2: and today he needs our help. So Will, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 15: Hey, everybody, has it gone?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking to us out of your mouth with that? Will?

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Speaker 8: Or where is that voice coming from?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm sure somewhere else wherever you're talking out.

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Speaker 2: If that's fine with us, just tell us about why

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Speaker 2: you emailed the show like you had a problem with

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Speaker 2: your first date the other night.

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Speaker 15: Uh. Yeah, So I've been chatting with this girl. Her

666
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 15: name's Leamne. Okay, you know, she's really pretty and our

667
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 15: chats online they've been really good, but it's been heating

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00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 15: up more and more.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, are you excited about that?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: I wanted to meet up with her, you know, but

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Speaker 15: I haven't officially said anything up or anything like that.

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Speaker 15: And then the craziest thing happened. I randomly ran into

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Speaker 15: her while I was Yeah, I was out on another

675
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 15: date with a different girl at a bar.

676
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 3: Whoa wait, well, what do you mean? Like you saw

677
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: her down the bar? She came up to you?

678
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 6: Like?

679
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 15: I was sitting at the bar top with my date

680
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 15: and two people walk up to the bar and they

681
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 15: sit directly to my right. I look over and the

682
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 15: person who's next to me, I don't recognize them, but

683
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 15: one chair over, it's lea Ane.

684
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 13: Dude.

685
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 3: Was she also on a date?

686
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 15: No, it was some other girl, maybe a friend.

687
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 6: I would be hiding the entire time. I wouldn't tend to.

688
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: Underneath the bartop.

689
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 8: What do you do there?

690
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 20: Will?

691
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 15: Yeah? I mean that would all be good and well,

692
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 15: except for we locked eyes with one another.

693
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 6: Oh god, who said something first?

694
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 15: I introduced her to my date? O.

695
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 6: My, that's funny, though, I mean, you have to write,

696
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 6: does what did you say?

697
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 15: I dropped the f bom my friend Leanne.

698
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: I think that's fine, that's fine from his perspective, but

699
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 2: what's Leanne's take on that?

700
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 15: The look on Leanne's face was basically like, are you

701
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 15: and kidding me? Okay?

702
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, but what other word where he's supposed

703
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: to use?

704
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 6: As long as you didn't introduce your date as like

705
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 6: your wife or something like right, your girlfriend?

706
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would imagine that you tried to cut

707
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: off that conversation as quickly as possible.

708
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 15: I tried. I mean, there's also another level to this,

709
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 15: because she'd asked me before if that same night worked

710
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 15: for us to go out, and I told her I

711
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 15: couldn't because I was busy.

712
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 23: Oh my god, Oh you why.

713
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 2: You got caught busy?

714
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 8: You didn't say what he was busy with.

715
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're just talking to her.

716
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 6: I wouldn't know if you were want to go on

717
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 6: like you wouldn't want to know someone's going on to

718
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 6: date that night.

719
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no cheating or anything. It's just awkward. Just

720
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: thing is weird.

721
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 22: Yeah, and you know, in all fairness, I had booked

722
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 22: a date with that girl before, so technically I was busy.

723
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

724
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 6: Can I ask you who were you most excited to

725
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 6: go out with? Leanne or the girl you were already

726
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 6: out with.

727
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: Oh you know, well, here's an easier question.

728
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 8: Who are we calling today?

729
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 15: We're calling Leanne.

730
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 8: Okay, so that's the answer you should probably give you.

731
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 6: That's probably because he already has another date lined up.

732
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, you guys can edit that pause out right?

733
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 13: Sure?

734
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 3: No, no, we can't.

735
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: Well, so, how so that's already extremely uncomfortable for everybody involved.

736
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: How did the rest of.

737
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 15: That night go?

738
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 19: Well?

739
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 15: Add insult to injury, My Dave was like flirting and

740
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 15: touching my arm the whole time, So like, I'm done.

741
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 15: Just over there. I'm trying to finish up my drink

742
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 15: as quickly as I can so we can get the

743
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 15: hell out of there.

744
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 7: You're like, I get it, I get it. I'm cute.

745
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 7: Let's just get out of here.

746
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, but I mean eventually Leanne and her friend got

747
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 15: up and left.

748
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: They left first. Okay, that's not a good look. Have

749
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: you heard anything Lene?

750
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 15: After the date? I texted her and I was like

751
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 15: just trying to do damage control. I'm like, hey, sorry,

752
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 15: that was pretty awkward, but I really do want to

753
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 15: see you, And of course I got no response, which fuck,

754
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 15: it could just be hard.

755
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 6: Like I mean, even though it's like you did nothing wrong,

756
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 6: like she'll never be able to see you without that

757
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 6: other girl, now, you.

758
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: Know, right, well, you know a lot of times when

759
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 2: we do these types of calls that seem fairly obvious

760
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: for the reason why you're not getting a call back,

761
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: it turns out not to be that. So maybe I'm

762
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 2: thinking Leanne just had a bad snack at the bar,

763
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: a little tummy ache, had to go home.

764
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 7: She's like, he only had one date, what a loser.

765
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 8: Maybe Alexis is this fixable?

766
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so. For sure, he didn't do anything wrong.

767
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 3: It's just awkward, so we just gotta make up for it.

768
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 2: I mean, he never actually, like completely lied, He just

769
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 2: said that he was busy, so that works in his

770
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: favorite He must be very very good looking if he

771
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 2: has multiple women wanting to go out with him totally

772
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: And he didn't in her face either that night, Like

773
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: he could have been a jerk about it and been

774
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: really open, but he was trying to be like koy

775
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 2: and quiet and like get out of there a good points.

776
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 6: Yeah enough, as the other girl isn't like way more

777
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 6: ugly or way more hotter than she is, I think

778
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 6: it'll be fine.

779
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, Texas and some pictures of these girls.

780
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like there's a weird thing if you're like

781
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 6: on either spectrum some reason.

782
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: We'll work on that and in the meantime, we'll come

783
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 2: back and we will call Leanne for you and try

784
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 2: to convince her to give you another chance. With your

785
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 2: second date update. Right after this.

786
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 8: Second date update, out of all the.

787
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: Bars and all the towns and all the world, our listener,

788
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: Will had to pick the worst one because he was

789
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: on a first date with a woman and another girl

790
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: that he'd been chatting with on the dating apps just

791
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 2: happened to walk.

792
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: In, Oh, sit right next to him.

793
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 2: So what do you do?

794
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 8: He decided to introduce the two of them to each other.

795
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: They had already made eye contact. Jeff, there was no

796
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 3: way back.

797
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't at that point. And Leanne, the girl

798
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: that we're about to call here today, is not texting

799
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: Will back after that awkward bar encounter. I am no curious, Will.

800
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: What about that other girl that you were with? Where

801
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: are you at h with her? Is that still on

802
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 2: the table?

803
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 15: Well? Yeah, yeah, totally still on the table. I'm just

804
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 15: kind of how do I put.

805
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 3: This shopping around?

806
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm kind of waiting to see what Leanne says. So,

807
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 15: I don't know. My mom always raised me. You know,

808
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 15: a bird in the hand is worth in the bush, right.

809
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 3: Means keep one on the line.

810
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 6: Yeah you know, yeah, exactly, you never know.

811
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 2: Okay, but we're not going to say those things while

812
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 2: Leanne is on the phone. Yes, of course we should

813
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 2: bring up the awkward encounter, but we'll try and lightly

814
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 2: gloss over.

815
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 6: He's putting more effort into this date with Leanne obvious.

816
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, yes, yes, we have a game plan.

817
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: Let's call her. We'll see if she picks up. Here

818
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: we go, Hello, Hey is this Leanne? She Heyleen. You're

819
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 2: on the radio right now with a show called Brook

820
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.

821
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: Brain freeze. I'm sorry.

822
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: My co host is frequently drinking during the show, so

823
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: that's probably.

824
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: What's going so she gets accents from But just.

825
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: To cut right to it, we're doing a segment here

826
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 2: called a second Date Update, and we're trying to help

827
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: out one of our listeners who you've been chatting with

828
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 2: online recently named Will. Okay, but I mean you're not

829
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: You're not chatting with him anymore, according to him, definitely not.

830
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 6: I can not wait to hear your side of this story,

831
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 6: because yes, we have heard about kind of an awkward

832
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 6: running that happened between you and him at a bar.

833
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh I was on a date with another woman, super

834
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 2: super awkward. Oh my god, tell us what I mean.

835
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 3: From the beginning, you walk into the bar and then what.

836
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 20: I mean, I was totally shocked because he told me

837
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 20: he couldn't meet up that night because he was busy, Like,

838
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 20: I mean, he wasn't lying, he was busy, Yeah, right.

839
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 7: Not the excuse you wanted to see.

840
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean we understand that you probably didn't

841
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 2: feel great about what you's tall.

842
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 20: No, And I mean it was uncomfortable to be sitting there,

843
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 20: but it was literally the only seats. And my friend

844
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 20: was like, oh, there's two seats at the bar, and

845
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 20: she led us over there and I sat down and

846
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 20: I looked over and there with Will and I was

847
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 20: like at first, like initially kind of thinking, oh, what

848
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 20: a coincidence, maybe he's just here, And then I see

849
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 20: there's a girl next to him, and I was like mortified.

850
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 20: I thought I was going to die.

851
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 19: Oh no, I don't know.

852
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 20: Clearly there was someone more important than me, because he.

853
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: Another girl, that kind of sucks.

854
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think that you should take it personally.

855
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 6: I think he was really excited about you, he just

856
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 6: already made plans with somebody else.

857
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 20: I decided I'm not playing that game. I'm bound out.

858
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 3: You think it's a game, yes, I.

859
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 20: Mean if you're dating a ton of people, like, it's

860
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 20: not something that you're looking for a real connection. You're

861
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 20: just looking for connections, and that's not what I'm looking for.

862
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 3: So you're not talking to anyone else.

863
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 20: No, I I was looking to talk to one person,

864
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 20: and when I found somebody that I connected with, you know,

865
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 20: I don't really talk to anybody else because that's just

866
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 20: not my vibe.

867
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, hundred percent. Hear what you're saying.

868
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 2: And I think I would feel the exact same way

869
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 2: as you do if I was in your shoes, Like

870
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm getting passed over for somebody who's

871
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 2: being chosen ahead of me. But here's the thing. We've

872
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 2: actually talked to Will, and he told us how much

873
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: he was connecting with you, and how excited he was

874
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: to eventually meet up with you, and how terrible he

875
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 2: felt about the situation that happened. Like, is there any

876
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: possible way that you could see yourself being open to

877
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: just having a conversation with him about it.

878
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 20: What what is there even to talk about? Like we

879
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 20: both know what happened. I'm surprised he even wants to

880
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 20: go this route.

881
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 6: Why why he's not doing anything wrong? Like what he's

882
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 6: doing is more normal, Like he didn't know probably even

883
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 6: that you only wanted to talk to him, Like.

884
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 20: I've definitely said I am not someone who sleeps around.

885
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 20: I'm not someone who dates around.

886
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 6: Okay, but everybody says that, you know, they don't really mean.

887
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 7: A different dating patterns.

888
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 8: Morality isn't really the strength of this show.

889
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 2: So I mean, who.

890
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: Hasn't said I never do this.

891
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 2: That's why I think we need to hear what Will

892
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: has to say in this situation, because he is on

893
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 2: the phone right now, listening and wanting to talk to you.

894
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 20: He's on the phone.

895
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how the segment works. I think he s hell.

896
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 20: That I have said right now?

897
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 8: Yeah you heard all that.

898
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 3: Please don't you want me to hear it?

899
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 13: Not?

900
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 20: Really, That's why I did not respond to him. I

901
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 20: didn't really want to talk to him at all.

902
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 2: Trying to talk to you.

903
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 20: So now I don't have choice. I have to talk

904
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 20: to you whether or not.

905
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 15: Okay, Leanne, I look, I just want to say I

906
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 15: am so sorry you felt disrespected. I mean, to be

907
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 15: honest with you, I felt terrible the entire time. I mean, like,

908
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 15: what are the odds that we would end up at

909
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 15: the same exact bar the same night? Crazy?

910
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 20: Actually, I think a pretty good odds, because now that

911
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 20: I've talked to a few of my girlfriends about it,

912
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 20: apparently this probably would have happened regardless.

913
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 3: What huhh?

914
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 19: I mean?

915
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 20: I went home that night after the bar, immediately told

916
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 20: my friend about what happened, showed her your photo, and

917
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 20: she goes, oh my god, are you kidding? He's been

918
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 20: chatting with me about going out too.

919
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 3: No, U just dating around a lot, your friend.

920
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 20: Dating the whole city.

921
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 7: Oh, it's a small.

922
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 15: It's a little weird that you're coming at me for

923
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 15: just talking to a lot of girls. That's normal, you know.

924
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 11: But did you know?

925
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 3: Did you know you were talking to her friends like you.

926
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 15: Know, people on their social media? Yeah?

927
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: Men, men don't usually go that far. We're just like,

928
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 2: are they good looking?

929
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 3: You've gone on a date with her best friend already?

930
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 20: They had planned it. They just haven't done it yet.

931
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 3: She was on the schedule.

932
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: Huh okay, So Will's roster of potential dates is too

933
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 2: big for your liking potential dates. I mean actually gone

934
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: out with any of these women yet, But just the

935
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: fact that they're even in the lineup.

936
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 3: I mean, if it's your best friend, that is kind

937
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 3: of weird. Yeah, talk for you.

938
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: Apparently it's more than just the best friend. It's an

939
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 2: entire apartment building of friends.

940
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 7: Oh my god, radius on zero point.

941
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 3: Zero one model, I think more than anything. What's your

942
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 3: like profile? Tips? Because it sounds like.

943
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 7: What was your name again?

944
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: I'll just change no, I'm sorry, Well you you wanted

945
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: to say something, go.

946
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 15: Ahead, listen.

947
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 22: I understand I may be talking to too many people,

948
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 22: but look, you know we hung out and I promise

949
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 22: to drop that number under to under ten to underten.

950
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: Remember, Leanne, We've talked to a lot of guys on

951
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: this show, and I can say that is a extreme

952
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 2: gentleman move right there.

953
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 15: And the other thing, I can even show you the profiles.

954
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 15: They are really like, really good looking women to it,

955
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 15: and I would give that off.

956
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 3: You're going to show. You're going to show the ones

957
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 3: that you're willing to drop to prove to yees not

958
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 3: for girls. You should see them. Make sure there's no

959
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 3: other connections.

960
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 20: You know.

961
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 2: We we're running out of time here, so I got

962
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 2: to offer, Leanne, we would like to send you out

963
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 2: on an official date with Will.

964
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 7: We'll almost make a bunch of money if he's got

965
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 7: all these.

966
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: Dates and you're Will doesn't need money because we're going

967
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: to pay for this date if you agree to it Will,

968
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 2: and he knows a bargain.

969
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 8: So there you go.

970
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 2: What do you think, Leanne, Will's down?

971
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 15: Come on.

972
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 3: This point? All right, Leanne, what is it?

973
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 20: I just got to say I'm not interested, and I

974
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 20: can say my roommate isn't interested either the.

975
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 9: Best friend or.

976
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 8: Good it's clarification either way.

977
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: It's a double no, which we rarely ever get on

978
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 2: this show. Two knows from two different people. Well, I'm sorry,

979
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 2: seven other options, seven other options?

980
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 8: So than good luck whittling it down, buddy.

981
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 15: Sorry, all right, in all fairness, Look, I'm bummed, Leamne.

982
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 3: Are you are you bummed?

983
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

984
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 3: You're gonna be bummed for about five minutes until.

985
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 13: You boat brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

986
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 8: Dating really has changed a lot.

987
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 6: I thought she would be like such a stickler, you know,

988
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 6: like I was like, oh, come on, And then the

989
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 6: more he talked, yeah, just.

990
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 7: A complet Like there's gotta be a middle ground. Yeah,

991
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 7: you could date a few people.

992
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: It feels like he's talking to probably like fifty sixty

993
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 2: women all at once.

994
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 3: Maybe more.

995
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: I mean that's like Leonardo DiCaprio dating Rose and everybody

996
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: else on the Titan all at the same time. Yeah,

997
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 2: he's got girlfriends in first class and second class, all

998
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: the way down in the boiler room.

999
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 6: Absolutely, we should have picked a girlfriend that was on

1000
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 6: a boat, for God's sake, picked the one on the door.

1001
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, get him away from each other anyway, make sure

1002
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: you listen to our podcast. I know it didn't work

1003
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 2: out for us here, but we are actually pretty decent

1004
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 2: at getting these second dates. Yeah, so you can hear

1005
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: all of them, and make sure to slide into Jose's

1006
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 2: d MS if you have a second If you want

1007
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: a good time.

1008
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: Please do.

1009
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 9: I'll show you before.

1010
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: Will's got extras.

1011
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1012
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 2: Ladies, I think you can agree most women want a

1013
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: man who pays attention and listens to them.

1014
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know if I respond to that if

1015
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 3: you hear me, but yes, you when you say it,

1016
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: I heard that.

1017
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 8: I like you, don't agree with it, but I heard

1018
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 8: you want a man who compliments you.

1019
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1020
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 2: Sure, Who's willing to go out of his way to

1021
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: do things that make you feel special.

1022
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's the guy. Well, honestly, I.

1023
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: Think our next segment is full of great candidates because

1024
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 2: all these are guys who secretly listen to you talking

1025
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 2: with your friends across the ball. They have a lot

1026
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 2: of compliments to say about your hair after they sniffed

1027
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 2: it without asking, and they are willing to take the

1028
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: extra time to go online and write a sleazy post.

1029
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 8: About you on Craigslist just to make you feel seen.

1030
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: And when we don't like it, we're gonna be the

1031
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 3: ones that's called that are called picking.

1032
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: Romantic men still do exist, and we're gonna read they're passionate,

1033
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 2: unprompted declarations of love in a brand new Misconnections right

1034
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 2: after this pe Kty Misconnections that was me staring there's

1035
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 2: only two places to find true love in this world.

1036
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 2: One is at red Lobster when the waiter tells you

1037
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 2: the shrimp isn't the only bottomless thing on the menu?

1038
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 9: Ton when the.

1039
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 3: Secret menu I didn't know about.

1040
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna check that out the other day. Of

1041
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: the others on the pages of craigslist dot org. We

1042
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 2: scoured that website every week to find the best misconnections

1043
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 2: that they have to offer, like this first one, titled

1044
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 2: girl with Pink Streaking Hair that I shared a roller

1045
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: coaster ride with. I can't stop thinking about you. Man

1046
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 2: for woman twenties amusement parks.

1047
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's more characters than you're allot on Twitter.

1048
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 19: They right.

1049
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 8: We met in line for the Thunderbolt. I was the

1050
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 8: odd man out in a group of three.

1051
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 3: That's always awkward.

1052
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: You were the cute single who was making tiny cuts

1053
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 2: to your sweatshirt with Barbie scissors.

1054
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 8: As we stood in line.

1055
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 2: I was in awe over your deep thoughts about how

1056
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 2: roller coasters merror life's ups and downs.

1057
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow, nobody's ever thought of that.

1058
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 2: Aristotle is very fine. That's when I asked, where are

1059
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 2: you right now on the roller track of life?

1060
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 3: That's a good question.

1061
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 8: You said you're screaming, didn't elaborate.

1062
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 2: Before I could ask if it was a good thing

1063
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: or bad. We were ushered in and sat next to

1064
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 2: each other. I could almost smell the sweet perfume wafted

1065
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 2: from your neck or or was that peach snops. The

1066
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 2: ride itself was exhilarating, especially when you shout quoted Shakespeare

1067
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: screaming to thine own self be true.

1068
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 8: I knew then that I had finally found my Juliet.

1069
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 3: Okay for Juliet.

1070
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 2: As the ride ended, I desperately wanted to be alone

1071
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: with you and split a funnel cake. But fate had

1072
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: other plans, and I lost you in the crowd. Oh no,

1073
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 2: if you're reading this and remember the guy in a

1074
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 2: tied I shirt with the words Herpies on the front

1075
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 2: with the slashed out Ghostbuster symbol, please reach out.

1076
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the way to never have to share

1077
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 3: a roller.

1078
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 8: Coaster that signed Errol.

1079
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 3: Dude, Why is Jose already google searching for that shirt?

1080
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 2: We're meant to be. This next misconnection is titled Strumming

1081
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 2: in the Key of Love a Woman for Man thirties

1082
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:25,919
Speaker 2: Guitar Center.

1083
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 3: Yeah these are romantic today, cha.

1084
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: Says you, tall dark wearing an insane clown posse T shirt. Yes,

1085
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: strumming the uku Lele like you were born to play.

1086
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: I was the blonde in the corner pretending to browse kazoos,

1087
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 2: but really I was just mesmerized by the sound of you.

1088
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 21: Yet.

1089
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: I haven't been into a guitar center in a while.

1090
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 6: Is there are a kazoo sections that I didn't finish?

1091
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 2: You dot dot dot fingering those strings?

1092
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 3: All right? If you didn't need to finish that, I

1093
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 3: was good man.

1094
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 2: It took a few minutes, but I finally mustered the

1095
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: courage to walk in your direction, only for you to say,

1096
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 2: I'm still using it. Wait your turn. Defeated, I tried

1097
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 2: a different tactic and threw you a note from the

1098
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 2: next style over. It was a song request the SpongeBob

1099
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 2: SquarePants theme.

1100
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,959
Speaker 3: I mean on ukulele play.

1101
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: I saw you open it and smile. Did you have

1102
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: any idea? That song also happens to be my favorite

1103
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 2: one to get intimate too, under the Sea. Okay, before

1104
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: I knew it, you walked out the door, and immediately

1105
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 2: I sprinted to the spot where you played, grabbed that

1106
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: guitar pick off the floor and put it underneath my tongue.

1107
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: Just to feel closer to me.

1108
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: I predicted my head. She was putting it in her mouth.

1109
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 3: It just felt like that was what was going to happen.

1110
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 2: In there before. Respond to this and tell me what

1111
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 2: part of my body you caught me scratching? So I

1112
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 2: know it this year that signed Nikki.

1113
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 3: Wow, that question was a mystery to me. All options

1114
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: for her.

1115
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled some more than Just a

1116
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 2: Feeling Man for Woman thirty one public Beach.

1117
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Speaker 8: Okay, He writes, Hey, sugar queen, Oh.

1118
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 2: You remember me? I was the white dude with the

1119
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 2: red Hawaiian shirt sporting a Chinese mullet?

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00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 3: Does that even me?

1121
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: I have no idea? He says, you were the plump

1122
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,760
Speaker 2: but sexy Sinnorita expertly toasting your marshmallow. Oh, lay.

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00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 3: Is ever accomplished? Like why put that word in? Just

1124
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:52,720
Speaker 3: say sexy?

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00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 2: We bonded over the perfect smore ratio one long square

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00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 2: of thick milk chocolate wedge between two big, perfect, fluffy

1127
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: white cheeks, I mean marshmallows pervy for some, but perfect

1128
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 2: for us. Just as I was about to rise you

1129
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 2: with my tongue flipping skills, you mentioned you received the

1130
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: text saying you had to go because your uncle was

1131
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: in a car That was hit by an airplane on

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00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 2: a bridge.

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00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 3: That one, please use it next.

1134
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: I would stay, but my uncle got hit by a

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00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: plane on the bridge.

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00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 3: It's crazy.

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00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 2: He goes on my condolences.

1138
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: Hey, how do you know he didn't survive?

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00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: After that, I went home and immediately wrote this and

1140
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 2: I didn't even wash my hands. My iPad is covered

1141
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 2: in melted marshmallows. That's how much you mean to me.

1142
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: And that signed Troy parentheses. My friends call me t

1143
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: Roy or toy boy.

1144
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 4: That Troy.

1145
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 2: It's got a lot of nicknames.

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00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 8: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

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00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Everyone.

1148
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 2: Please rise from your chairs and salute with your hands only. Please.

1149
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 23: Retired naval officer Erica's joining us for Wombrooks box Erica,

1150
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 23: we all appreciate your service. I don't know about Brook,

1151
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 23: but everybody else here thanks.

1152
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 3: My brother in law was the Navy for six years.

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00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 8: And you never talk about him, do you, okay, have

1154
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 8: no idea that person even exist? Erica, Thank you and

1155
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 8: welcome to the show.

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00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 19: Thank you.

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00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 3: What are you doing that you retired from the Navy.

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00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 22: I'm a marketing representative for US Family Health Plan, where

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00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 22: a strike care options for military health insurance.

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00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 8: You retired to work again, That's what most military.

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00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 16: Requirement is not.

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00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, they all make millions out there.

1164
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh no, no, Now she's just got a civilian job.

1165
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: Do you ever consider retiring from US and go to

1167
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: another country's military, you know, to.

1168
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 3: See how they are, like, would switch it up like

1169
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 3: a different company.

1170
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, imagine Mexico. Their food would be so good.

1171
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 20: We actually do with like the Royal maybe from Europe

1172
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 20: and then the Australians for a year or two.

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00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 6: Pretty cool.

1174
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: Okay. Bok walked away while you were talking, true respectful fashion.

1175
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 7: She look at the clock and was like, we don't

1176
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 7: have a lot of time.

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00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 2: Let's go over the rules real fast. You got thirty seconds.

1178
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 2: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1179
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brook

1180
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 2: outright if you want to win?

1181
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 19: Are you I'm going to try to be?

1182
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1183
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 2: Well, good luck. Your time starts now on this day

1184
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 2: in two thousand and six, what social media platform was

1185
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: launched Facebook in Charlie and the chocolate factory? What is

1186
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 2: Charlie's last name? What is the word grammy short for

1187
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: what is the largest joint in your Where is the

1188
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 2: largest joint in your body? Located? In Morse code? What

1189
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: famous three letters are represented by three dots, three dashes,

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01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: and three more dots. As a navy lady, you better

1191
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 2: know that one Okay, Brooks's gonna come back into the studio.

1192
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: And this summer I'm seeing on my phone screener here

1193
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 2: Erica is looking forward to camping in about a week.

1194
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: She likes to lay out in the summer. Weather hates packing.

1195
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 4: Are you it's so hot, like there's no ac out

1196
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 4: in the woods.

1197
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 20: Well, we're going to the Bank's Lake, so we'll be

1198
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 20: We'll be on a lake in the lake always.

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01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: Does I actually just set my teaed up in the water.

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01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 2: Underwater camping. A lot of people do that. But then

1201
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: you can just fish.

1202
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 6: Swim in.

1203
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 7: You're just like a whale with crown.

1204
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,439
Speaker 2: Now, Brooke's yours hearing? Are you ready?

1205
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 21: Yes?

1206
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 2: Your time starts now on this day in two thousand

1207
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 2: and six, what social media platform.

1208
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 8: Was launched.

1209
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: Six Instagram in.

1210
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 2: Charlie and the chocolate Factory. What is Charlie's last name Bucket?

1211
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 2: What is the word grammy short.

1212
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 3: For uh gramulate?

1213
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 2: Sorry? Whatated gramulated? Okay, where is the largest joint in

1214
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 2: your body located your hips? In Morse code, what famous

1215
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 2: three letters are represented by three dots, three dashes, and

1216
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 2: three more dots.

1217
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 15: What?

1218
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: Alright, sorry, we'll take that as the answer. Let's go

1219
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard to see how you did with hose day.

1220
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 13: You'll be saying Lacota, rain and concert everywhere.

1221
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 8: Famous last.

1222
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 13: L R.

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01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 7: Erica you got one today, and Brook you got.

1224
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: To barely.

1225
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: Low scoring type game today. Let's go to the answers

1226
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 2: for everybody on this day. In two thousand and six,

1227
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 2: the social media platform Twitter was launched. Now it's x

1228
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 2: still in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Charlie's last name

1229
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 2: is Bucket. Grammy is short for gramophone listening device, and

1230
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: that's why.

1231
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 3: The trophies look like that is exactly.

1232
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 8: The largest joint in your body is located in your knee.

1233
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,919
Speaker 2: It's actually called your knee joint.

1234
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 3: Really, it's bigger than your hip joint.

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01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 8: Maybe not in your body.

1236
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 21: Brook.

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01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 2: Right, in Morse code, the famous three letters represented by

1238
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: three dots, three dashes, three more dots would be s

1239
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 2: O S Erica did get that one?

1240
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 3: Brook, By the way, that'd be weird it is. You

1241
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 3: got that income in said, I don't know what it means.

1242
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't know now, Erica wasn't enough to beat brook

1243
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 2: but just we're playing. We are going to give you

1244
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 2: twenty six dollars.

1245
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 8: In Dick's Driving Bouchers.

1246
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 2: Dick's Driving is celebrating their seventieth anniversary as pmw's favorite

1247
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 2: and sexiest hometown burgers joint, serving up fresh, never frozen,

1248
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: juicy burgers, handcut fries, and hand dip shakes into nineteen

1249
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: fifty four with nine locations in the Greater Seattle area.

1250
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 3: Why don't I want to roll around at a bunch

1251
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 3: of burgers right now?

1252
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 7: Dick still looks so bad with that sauce.

1253
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 8: Erica, thank you so much for playing, and thank you

1254
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 8: again for your service.

1255
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 3: That's right, thank you a great day too.

1256
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 8: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Block same time

1257
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 8: tomorrow

1258
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.