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Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone call what

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Speaker 1: you got for his nap?

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Speaker 2: Let me dig in my stupid bag here, pull out

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Speaker 2: something and you.

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Speaker 3: Ain't got to go deep, just getting right off the

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Speaker 2: I got, I got, I got, I got stuff at

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Speaker 2: mean it's I got a I got a nice bag

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Speaker 2: of stupid here. Now, don't know what the whole bag stupid.

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Speaker 2: It's what we're trying to tell you. Yeah, right right,

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Speaker 2: I understand that, but what its levels are?

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Speaker 3: Stupid?

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Speaker 2: Why do I have to teach you about stupid?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you of us don't know? You know what?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start teaching a stupid class so people are

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Speaker 2: no stupid is stupid does pay off?

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Speaker 3: I am already you already doing one. You come on

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Speaker 3: the radio every day.

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Speaker 2: But I'm am I not an example that stupid pays off.

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Speaker 2: Don't play my stupid week. Don't do me like that,

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Speaker 2: don't do me like that. I'm I'm I'm I'm better

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Speaker 2: than that. Frank stupid diva lounge almost said I almost

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Speaker 2: said stupid lounge a diva lounge, diva lounge. Okay, let's

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Speaker 2: go respect my stupid Come on, this is Lornetta.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Lonette, I'm trying to you. Did you want to

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Speaker 3: own the Diva Lounge? Right? Yes? Sorry, I do, Okay,

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Speaker 3: my aunt trying to Maam Phyllis was trying to get

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Speaker 3: an appointment. Say y'all rejected her or something like that

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Speaker 3: on getting an appointment. Uh for this past sad that

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, No one rejected her. Right now, I'm

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Speaker 3: Hold on, so what do you mean You're not accepting

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Speaker 3: no clients. That's the part I'm not trying to understand

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Speaker 3: because Maam Phyllis, you know, she don't call up there

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Speaker 3: like two times. From what she's telling me about she

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Speaker 3: can't get in there, Uh to Deva Lounge, that she

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Speaker 3: can't get in there and get her hair done because

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Speaker 3: every time she called, they saying that, you know, won't

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Speaker 3: nobody take her give her an appointment.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I am the only stallace at the Deva Lounge,

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Speaker 1: and right now I am not accepting clients. I am

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Speaker 1: so sorry for your aunt, but there are other ones

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know. Wait wait a minute, anyone that

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Speaker 3: you want to come there? That I'm just saying is

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Speaker 3: here her weave, my ainie trying to get her weave done.

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Speaker 1: Me, sir, excuse me, you just cursed me out for

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Speaker 1: north parent reason.

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Speaker 3: I just I can live because basically, what I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to say is, I don't understand how it is you

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Speaker 3: can't get my any hair done. She tried to get

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Speaker 3: a weave done so she can be right for church.

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Speaker 3: So I don't understand the problem.

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Speaker 1: What the problem is. You're attacking me. I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna call me talking about your damn wants the damn apartment,

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Speaker 1: but you're cursing me out. You want me to get

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Speaker 1: an apartment with me talking to me like that? Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: so what were Excuse me? Let me talk because it

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Speaker 1: just cursed me out. Now he's gonna hear what I

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Speaker 1: at this time. Now she could have called, but right

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Speaker 1: now I'm not. I'm just not accepting any clients. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: but there's nothing else I can do.

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Speaker 3: I work all on them because you know what I

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Speaker 3: already know the deal, because I didn't already asked around town.

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Speaker 3: You you got all the everybody over there, got all

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Speaker 3: these big time cards, beamers and rains rovers. So them,

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Speaker 3: the people, them are only the people you do you

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Speaker 3: can't do so my Miami.

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Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you one damn thing. I don't discriminate.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what you try to go

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Speaker 3: Let me, let me, let me, let me say, let

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Speaker 3: me say this to you. What's your name again, Lawnette.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you this right here, braying Miami, I'm

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, professionalism is about to go out the

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Speaker 3: But you.

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Speaker 1: You insist on cursing me out, and I haven't got

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Speaker 1: anything to you. I have since said so I cannot

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Speaker 3: But you just house I. I I insist on somebody

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Speaker 3: doing my any hair.

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Speaker 1: Somebody another damn salon. You won't get it done here.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: No, you gonna you're gonna do it, because I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: bring my ani up there on do it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 3: What you're gonna do with somebody gonna put somebody gonna

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Speaker 3: put this weed in my hand.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I can go from z BO

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Speaker 1: to one hundred real quick. I'm trying to be professional

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Speaker 1: with your but right now that's going out the door

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Speaker 1: because right now you've been so disrespectful to me.

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Speaker 3: Ladies again, saday, I'm coming up there, somebody putting my

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Speaker 3: any weeds in her weed?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't do weeds. I only do for hair.

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Speaker 1: That's what I specialize in. That's my strength. So you

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Speaker 1: definitely have to find another salad. I don't do killing.

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Speaker 3: Whould have got a hand salon? Don't do no weed?

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Speaker 3: Who do that me? I don't do no damn there,

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Speaker 3: don't make no damn saying what kind of down hairstyling?

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Speaker 3: You just a short hairstyle that don't make no damn sense.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what the specialized in. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I'm damn good at it fast. For if you you

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Speaker 1: research me, you've already done your damn research on around

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Speaker 1: Google me. That's what you do.

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Speaker 3: Google with me.

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Speaker 1: I have best.

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Speaker 3: Don't call me. Don't I tell you what I tell you.

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Speaker 3: I tell Let me say this.

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Speaker 1: Don't come for me now, because I'm ready for you.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm not even gonna be sitting here

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Speaker 3: I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do Miami weed

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Speaker 3: bottom line or were gonna be done for church on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think you talking to you, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm so it's trying to go pocket. If you're the

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Speaker 1: that I don't do nothing but short hair. I don't

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Speaker 1: do no five of God else to do your damn

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Speaker 1: your aunt hair, you lad your I can go to Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you can do because I don't know about you.

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Speaker 1: I tried to be professional with you, which is stupid.

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Speaker 1: If it is Telle, and then you'll I can't be

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Speaker 1: no fail. She gotta be quire to sell to be

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Speaker 1: with you stupid. Son't call me because I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't perfect you call my damn cell phone. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who. Don't get me my damn number because this

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Speaker 1: is a damn private number. I haven't either given no

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Speaker 1: damn buy. There ain't some damn part of my damn

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Speaker 1: part the life. I listened because of my part to law.

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Speaker 1: And I'm trying to show the Lord at me. I

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Speaker 3: Excu Hey, heyn't know. I'm let me you know what.

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Speaker 3: Let me just tell you this here, tell me. One

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Speaker 3: talked to you, you would do my eighty hair. Cool Tommy,

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Speaker 3: Tommy one Gate, say what you do? Yes? You do?

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Speaker 3: You know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.

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Speaker 3: You know him, don't you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Gosh ooh, hey, nephew Tommy from the Steel Hartey Show.

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Speaker 3: That be me, Miss Lawnette. M Lord Jesus, you are

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Speaker 3: so Let me tell you something, Tammy and Paul told

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Speaker 3: me Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, tell you just right here, Tommy, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to because you to me, I don't know. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm from the hood, so I am. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: my partners to.

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Speaker 3: Come up there.

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Speaker 1: Start with my brother, right, you know all of us

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Speaker 1: would be there. I'm sorry, but my god, this has

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Speaker 1: been a crazy serious for me. But I love the show.

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Speaker 3: You gotta do this for me. What is the baddest

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Speaker 3: radio show in the list?

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Speaker 1: See Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Next weekend, Oklahoma City, The Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 2: Bricktown that's Bricktown Comedy Club. That's the twenty eight, twenty ninth,

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Speaker 2: and thirty b ye read as Charlotte and Noack I

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Speaker 2: like April four, fifth and sixth Comedy Zone. April nineteenth,

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Speaker 2: it is Easter and Jacksonville, Florida at the Florida Still

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Speaker 2: to come hang out with your boy. Also Bray all right,

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Speaker 2: Bray Comedy Club.

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Speaker 3: That's La.

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Speaker 2: Y'all right outside of La. That is April to thirteenth.

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Speaker 2: I think it's an on sale right now, Sunday night only,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to LA and just hang out for

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Speaker 2: a bottom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, go hang up for

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Speaker 1: A week, and you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show