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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is donk Uh.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Hello hoo ho ho. You know you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Is this show you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm don It's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most

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Speaker 2: people call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the

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Speaker 2: work holiday party that you planned.

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Speaker 1: Right, great, I am in front of my computer, so

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Speaker 1: you can go ahead with uni. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just because you. So I'm playing the role

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Speaker 2: of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to know like music selection and the genre of music

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Speaker 2: you'd like me to get down to you, and then

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Speaker 2: also like she'd if I should bring the Elf on

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Speaker 2: the shelf with me. I don't know if you saw that.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean probably just regular Christmas It's fine. You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you have like a mix.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together

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Speaker 2: a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.

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Speaker 2: So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you

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Speaker 2: do you see that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think the standard Christmas is fine, But what

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Speaker 1: did you mean with the routine? You know, do you

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Speaker 1: have like a certain way that you like people to

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Speaker 1: come up to you?

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Speaker 2: Well, they can just come their wands and like throw

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Speaker 2: them in the g street like you know, they can

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Speaker 2: just throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't

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Speaker 2: have a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless

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Speaker 2: you because I cannot go like full donk you know,

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Speaker 2: because I could get in trouble for that, so.

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Speaker 1: Bifull donk are you saying? You know what? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the

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Speaker 2: off on the shelf with me, like I do a

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Speaker 2: thing where like I make it so like has a

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Speaker 2: shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: And that's like a crowd pleasery.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?

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Speaker 1: A stripper? You're I?

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Speaker 2: I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because

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Speaker 2: that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer.

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Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but

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Speaker 2: like I do like to be called a dancer because

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Speaker 2: I put a lot of into my craft. Working to

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Speaker 2: my craft, I do a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right,

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Speaker 1: Like I booked you to sit on a chair, and

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Speaker 1: so people come over and say.

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Speaker 2: Ha ha yeah, and they will like there is a

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Speaker 2: portion where I sit down and people can come sit

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Speaker 2: on my lap, you know, and like tell me what

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Speaker 2: they want for the holidays. Like I'll tell them that

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Speaker 2: they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, most people are naughty, by the way.

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Speaker 1: This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely

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Speaker 1: this is the work party and you have to keep

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Speaker 1: your clothes on. Do you have an option where you

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Speaker 1: keep your clothes on? So?

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Speaker 2: Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,

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Speaker 2: is that what's going on?

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Speaker 1: No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.

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Speaker 1: Okay we are. I've booked a Santa, a regular Santa,

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Speaker 1: a Santa that could be in front of children but

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Speaker 1: will not be but still passibly Santa.

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Speaker 2: You know what I also do. I do this thing

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Speaker 2: to Rootolph the red Nose reindeer, where I put like

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Speaker 2: a red nose somewhere and people love that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,

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Speaker 1: just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: I do have to let you know that that we

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Speaker 2: don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get

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Speaker 2: your money back. But I guess I just I. So

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Speaker 2: you don't want the donk at your party? You don't

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Speaker 2: want donk Claus at your party.

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Speaker 1: I do not want donc clause at my holiday party?

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Speaker 1: Would order a stripper Santa party?

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Speaker 2: Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set

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Speaker 2: you up for this phone prank. This is actually Jubil

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Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 2: and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she

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Speaker 2: said that you've been stressed out planning this holiday party

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Speaker 2: and you hired a Santa the other banch you want

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Speaker 2: to mess with you?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: So? No full dolphin or what? Still confused?

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Speaker 1: No wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks