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Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy

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Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubiles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud

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Speaker 1: supporters of Jubiles phone taps. What eight hundred d you away?

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Speaker 1: Another Juba on the twenties to me, I'm five? Hello,

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Speaker 1: so damn hi? Are you the manager of the Dairy Queen? Yes,

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Speaker 1: yes I am, I'm the manager. Oh good good, It's

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Speaker 1: taking me so long to get a hold of you.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Are you okay? How are you? How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Are you all right? No? I'm not okay.

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. Last Friday night I was

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Speaker 1: at home with my wife and then she suggested that

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Speaker 1: I go to Dairy Queen and pick up a couple

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Speaker 1: of blizzards. Okay? Are you? Are you hurt? What? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Kind of an end of the week street, you know,

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Speaker 1: end of the week street? Sure? What's going on? It

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Speaker 1: was a food not to your liking or whoa, it

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Speaker 1: was too much to my liking. I don't understand what

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Speaker 1: how is that a problem? I'll tell you. I got

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Speaker 1: to the drive through, and I remember ordering the blizzards,

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Speaker 1: and then I saw a picture of something called the

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Speaker 1: fudge stuffed cookie. Oh do you not like the cookie?

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Speaker 1: What stuff? Fudge stuffed cookie? It's a top seller? Why

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Speaker 1: I are you? I've been it is a top seller.

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Speaker 1: I've been. It is. I don't where what is the confusion.

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Speaker 1: There's no confusion. They're delicious, oh man. And then on

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Speaker 1: my way up to the window, I noticed you had

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Speaker 1: ice cream funnel cake. It just sounds like you enjoyed

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Speaker 1: the product. I don't why, Oh god, did I ever

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Speaker 1: I ever enjoy it? Sure, I understand your upset, but

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Speaker 1: I really don't know why you keep telling me you

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Speaker 1: liked everything. I more than liked it. I loved it.

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Speaker 1: And then, as the teenager at the window asked if

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Speaker 1: I wanted a buster bar, I guess what I said.

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Speaker 1: You said, you said yes, I do. I said, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm glad. I'm so glad you enjoyed the food.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I can do for you to

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Speaker 1: eat the pain. You seem to be in a lot

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Speaker 1: of strife personally. Here's what happened. Okay, after all that

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Speaker 1: I don't really remember what happened. I know that I

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Speaker 1: woke up in a motel bathtub on Monday boarding and

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Speaker 1: I was covered in treats. Sure that that's very odd,

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Speaker 1: it's very strange. But I have nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you a book a hotel room business.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you did or not, because I

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Speaker 1: can't remember anything. The hotel room was packed with half

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Speaker 1: eaten frozen yum yumps. I found myself sobbing into a

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Speaker 1: peanut Buster parfet it was so good. Sure, I want

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Speaker 1: to really help you, I really do. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're question is. I don't know if you have

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Speaker 1: a complaint or if you're just you're just venting to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I need you to call my wife. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my wife thinks that I was cheating on her because

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Speaker 1: I basically left the house for three days, and I

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Speaker 1: need you to call her and tell her that I

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Speaker 1: wasn't cheating. I was just strung out on DQ that

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Speaker 1: in no way falls under my jurisdiction as a manager

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Speaker 1: of this DQ. I I know what you're doing. You're

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Speaker 1: ruining lives with your rosen treats that I I I

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Speaker 1: am sorry to hear figuring about your marital problem. But

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Speaker 1: if there's nothing I could do, nor am I leadingly

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Speaker 1: obliged to do anything for you, Sir. You need to

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Speaker 1: make this right, Sir. There's nothing else I can do

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Speaker 1: for you. I can maybe give you a coupon, but

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Speaker 1: that's okay. Oh what a coupon so I can get

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Speaker 1: more frozen trees? Oh you'd like that, would you, pastard? Whoa, No,

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Speaker 1: don't need a call me name, sir. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: do so. I'm trying to help you, dude. I've spent

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Speaker 1: over three thousand dollars a dairy queen in the past week.

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Speaker 1: I even liquidated my kids college. But I did it

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Speaker 1: all for you. Dad. What are you talking? I didn't

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Speaker 1: ask you to do any of that. That's not no, dude,

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Speaker 1: all these frozen trees just for you. Dad, Listen, toude,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you anymore. You're obviously in some

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Speaker 1: emotional state where you need like professional help or something. No,

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Speaker 1: I just didn't tell you. It's a breakful goal, that's all.

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Speaker 1: What I just need to tell you. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: What's a joke? Oh? This is actually jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Sophie set you up. Oh my god, are

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Speaker 1: you doing me? No, she did this. Yes, she said

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Speaker 1: that you took over as the manager of the Dairy

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Speaker 1: Queen recently and wanted me to play a joke on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't know what to do. You

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Speaker 1: let me freaked out. You're freaking out. I'm the one

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Speaker 1: that disappeared for three days on a DQ binge