WEBVTT - Arby's squirrel nuggets

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<v Speaker 1>Back in your dudio, let's do. Let me moved to

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<v Speaker 1>Miami for a week and then moved back.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I got kicked out of Miami because I went

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<v Speaker 2>to eleven and I took off all my clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought that was a vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>But I haven't really partaken in club culture, so I

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<v Speaker 2>always assumed it was like kind of the thing as

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<v Speaker 2>you go and you get drunk and then you take

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<v Speaker 2>all your clothes off. And also the bathroom line was

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<v Speaker 2>really long, and I did piss in the booth. Me

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<v Speaker 2>and my friends got But again, if I'm paying for

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<v Speaker 2>a booth, why can't I piss in the booth?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just piss on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Piss on the floor?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Literally nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Drew on the last episode made fun of me

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<v Speaker 2>for making the kitchen dirty. I came back and there

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<v Speaker 2>was mold in the dishwasher and I'm going to insert

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<v Speaker 2>the picture and I don't want to know his defense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just crazy because like to get on, I would

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<v Speaker 2>say that I'm dirty, and then I leave the kitchen dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your dishes. I did all of your dishes.

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<v Speaker 1>I loaded it up and then I took those dishes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were Josh's fucking dishes. I put them in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I started a dishwasher, the thing didn't open because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't close it right or whatever. You gave me the tutorial,

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<v Speaker 1>But I did three loads of your dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>So god, that's crazy because I didn't leave mold in

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<v Speaker 2>my dishes.

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<v Speaker 1>So you put your date, Actually you did in the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking sink when I was pouring out your six month

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<v Speaker 1>old coffee cups globs of gum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Also they're not that old.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Actually they are pretty old, because like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like oat milk and almond milk take longer to curdle

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<v Speaker 2>over regular milk, and it is really gross.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if anybody had Borax.

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<v Speaker 1>Free slime tutorial. And it's just literally leave almond milk

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<v Speaker 1>milk in a mug in your seek that is so accurately.

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<v Speaker 2>It is disgusting, like it is discussing the texture it becomes. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if anybody else's experienced this, because like

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<v Speaker 2>obviously growing up drinking expired milk, classic drinking expired almond milk,

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<v Speaker 2>like obviously nothing expired and kernled is good, but expired

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<v Speaker 2>almond milk literally tastes like actone, like a tampon was

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<v Speaker 2>resting in acetone, but like a clean tampon. Like all

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<v Speaker 2>the things that they fearmonger me about what's in the

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<v Speaker 2>tampons and what's going in my bloodstream. It literally feels

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<v Speaker 2>like they put a cup of acetone with a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of almond milk.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what rotted almond mild.

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<v Speaker 1>Bleach free tampons, There is no such.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing as bleach free tampons. I actually don't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I take that back.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the ones you use that come in that

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<v Speaker 1>like plastic coiner, I think those say bleach free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the ones I usually buy technically bleach free, but

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<v Speaker 2>like I just don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm just like, how this tampon so clean?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Well are tampon?

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally like wadded up conton. I'm pretty sure, but

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<v Speaker 2>I listen, I'm not the right person. I've never thought

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<v Speaker 2>about what I'm putting in. I just put it in,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was told put it in, and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll put it in, like easy, there's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Hole there for put it in. Put it in.

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<v Speaker 2>You growing up?

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<v Speaker 1>It's miss Rachel.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I've never seen this, Rachel, because I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of family that watches what their kids have.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the kind of family that puts an iPad

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<v Speaker 2>in a kid's face and it's not YouTube, kidding, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They just watch like people dying on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they just watch absolutely whatever comes up.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw recently this woman talking to her her kid

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<v Speaker 2>and talking about how he was accidentally on the regular

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube app and not the YouTube kids app, and that

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<v Speaker 2>greened me out because I don't think any child in

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<v Speaker 2>my family even knows that there is a YouTube for kids,

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<v Speaker 2>like they just know what YouTube looks like, because I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like, also most parents don't even think about YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>for kids, what's on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my niece uses regular YouTube too, and I

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<v Speaker 1>scrolled through her feed when time, mind you, she's starting

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<v Speaker 1>pre K this year, and it was the most rotted

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<v Speaker 1>shit I've ever seen, like Ballerina, Cappuccina or some shit

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It's like Italian brain rot. Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>fucking boy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at someone's house and they had looked up

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<v Speaker 2>Italian brain rot. It was on my friend's house. They

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<v Speaker 2>would were looking up on TikTok Italian brain rot. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's never crossed my mind because I've thought about the

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<v Speaker 2>gay accent in different languages, but I've never thought about

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<v Speaker 2>brain row in other languages. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Once like something goes international, it becomes a thing that

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<v Speaker 1>everybody can play with, Like Italian brain rot is here

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<v Speaker 1>in America. And I've been off like social media for

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<v Speaker 1>real for like two months, and I have no fucking idea.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first time in my life, I feel very

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<v Speaker 1>unk codd because like I wasn't there for the conception

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<v Speaker 1>and the genesis of this brain rot, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>all brain rot. I've literally like a vented brain rot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally just like a I generated photos of like

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<v Speaker 1>cappuccinos that are dancing like ballerinas and like fucking like

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<v Speaker 1>crocodiles that are made out of watermelon and shit. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like called that crocodilou Waterman Millow or some shit like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's really fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I feel like we talked about this before, because

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<v Speaker 2>once we have also this raw is crazy, But when

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<v Speaker 2>we've talked about like skippity toilet and how we think

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<v Speaker 2>that is like the most under desirable and like unfunny

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<v Speaker 2>thing ever. But half of the shit we were consuming

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<v Speaker 2>as kids was really unfunny and not that interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's that, and then it's the name.

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<v Speaker 2>They're selling toys of it.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Is selling toys of them.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom knew about Italian brain Rot before I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was explaining it to me and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually really cute, like the videos of the cappuccinos

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<v Speaker 1>dancing are really cute and the song is really sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like, literally it does not resonate with me

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<v Speaker 1>at all. And so you know what I did is

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<v Speaker 1>I called my like twelve year old nephew and I

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<v Speaker 1>literally like sat on the phone with him for an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and I was like, what are the kids saying

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<v Speaker 1>in class right now? And it's chicken Jockey Like that

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<v Speaker 1>is like ro Minecraft, yeah, the Minecraft movie. And then

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying ballerina, cappuccina, They're still saying HUDs and bruhs.

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<v Speaker 2>All are we saying like chis cheers, choos, chios, chooz.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that was our vibe? Like what was our vibe?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you have to get the.

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<v Speaker 1>Like mine was like poop and mine was it was

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one. Like the modern day version of that is

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<v Speaker 1>like show Die, but it's like, h die. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a gay porn Twitter thing. Oh okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like but it's all like AI robots, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like accounts that like are crazy and they'll just say

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<v Speaker 1>like to die or something. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking word is. I just never have seen it ever

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<v Speaker 1>once in my life, so it's like I really.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't at least I think crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like water like because they always have

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<v Speaker 1>the squirt emoji X to it. Using emojis in like

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<v Speaker 1>a real sexual tent like that you're chopped Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>like like those are our Egyptian hieroglyphics and for you

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<v Speaker 1>to deface them in that way is really Dreumoji coming soon, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Drumoji is coming very like at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I have it, so it's like I've been

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<v Speaker 3>had it. I've had it for so long.

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<v Speaker 2>I still use it, but like we need an update.

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<v Speaker 2>We need an update the people who have it, we

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<v Speaker 2>need an update.

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<v Speaker 1>Well know I turned off the beta or the beta expired,

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<v Speaker 1>so like no one has it. You just have the

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<v Speaker 1>ones that you used lot, Yeah, but the app doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>exist right now. But yeah, I need to probably make

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<v Speaker 1>more question Mark. But gin Moji came in and they

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<v Speaker 1>really thought they were See that's the Crazymoji. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say. They really, they really thought they

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<v Speaker 1>could dethrown the king, like they they saw drew Mooji

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<v Speaker 1>like in the waves it was making in the media

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<v Speaker 1>and the nine downloads, yeah, the nine downloads, and they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta nip this in the bud real quick. And

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<v Speaker 1>instead of reaching out kim k exactly, instead of reaching

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<v Speaker 1>out to buy, they thought they could. They thought they

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<v Speaker 1>could dethrown the king by releasing their gin moji, which

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<v Speaker 1>is dog ship by the way, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I can't never touched gen mo I don't have it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have it, like it's dog shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't used it once, Like don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Any time anyone sent me a gen moji one. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>completely offended because.

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<v Speaker 2>The way gen moji thinks I look versus what I

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<v Speaker 2>think I look like.

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<v Speaker 1>No sends us gin moji versions of ourselves, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow, so I really am puggy, Like I really

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<v Speaker 1>am wide faced, like I really do got that Lily

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<v Speaker 1>Rose dep head, like that fucking Sabrina Carpenter head, Like no,

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<v Speaker 1>shade to.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a big head.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she's got a big head.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, no shade hair, it's all the hair, no shade.

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<v Speaker 1>We both have big heads. You have a giant fucking

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<v Speaker 1>You had a big fucking head.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay o big I had a big head. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I said no, who said that?

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<v Speaker 1>Who said that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I technically do have a big head.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, no, we have big heads and we ride

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<v Speaker 1>for the big head community.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I like, I feel like usually people I

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<v Speaker 2>gravitate towards have like heavier heads.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not like. It does not I mean, especially

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<v Speaker 1>in your case. It does not indicate knowledge or like wisdom.

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<v Speaker 1>My case, it does, but in your specific case it's

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<v Speaker 1>not because we're like.

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<v Speaker 2>But knowledge and wisdom can land on so many spectrums.

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<v Speaker 2>It can land on the knowledge and wisdom of like

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<v Speaker 2>life and how to navigate the world, but it can

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<v Speaker 2>also land and just like you know, how to suck.

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<v Speaker 3>A mean day.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was my head going straight to sex too, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say the same thing, you're good.

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<v Speaker 3>As fuck at sex, you need to go to jail.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's really fucking freaky and creepy, Like somebody if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hooking.

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<v Speaker 2>Up with somebody who multiple people have hooked up with

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<v Speaker 2>and all of them have good reviews. That grings me

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<v Speaker 2>out because I think, like, call me old fashioned, I

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<v Speaker 2>genuinely think that, like I feel like all sex you

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<v Speaker 2>have should be good if you're lucky, But to find

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<v Speaker 2>someone you have great chemical uh sexual chemistry with is like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Like I can't believe this is what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think sex should be made. The first couple of times, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>The stade, because it's like, what, I don't know if someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Is good at sex right off that, like, really, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a killer for free, then you can be locked up

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<v Speaker 1>in jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Me you're literally the killer.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? You know all the buttons?

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't been in this carbage? Like why do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what to do? And it's because you're a slut?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone cooked here? Someone cooked here?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you think there's someone cooked here? Makes sense

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<v Speaker 2>anymore because we all have iPhones and we all see

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<v Speaker 2>so much shit, so that someone could really you really

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<v Speaker 2>can't even know if a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Therefore, it's like someone cooked here, and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a straight man that's like washing their ass crack. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>when that was like a real thing online when like

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<v Speaker 1>like it like everyone washes their ass crack now, but

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<v Speaker 1>like probably like six or seven years ago, it was

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<v Speaker 1>first starting to bubble up and like it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a real thing that men were wash.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still kind of like a conversation in terms of

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<v Speaker 2>like they're still like.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing is to even say it's like an.

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<v Speaker 2>Overtly straight dude thing sounds crazy, but it really is

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<v Speaker 2>because the two were like, oh, it's gay to go

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<v Speaker 2>between my butt cheeks they're literally yours for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go in there, you can go in there

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<v Speaker 2>drinking water. Is we have the right to go right

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<v Speaker 2>up your own butt, like that's the only butt you

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<v Speaker 2>can get between, like with no questions asked? And how

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<v Speaker 2>are you not getting between your own cheeks? Like, also

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<v Speaker 2>of pure curiosity, how are some of y'all not looking

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<v Speaker 2>at your like genitals looking at your butt?

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<v Speaker 3>Like do y'all have no.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's nothing curious.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's fucking crazy is like they don't have people

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<v Speaker 1>in their life, Like I'm in your life and I

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<v Speaker 1>look at your like discharge panties and I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the color.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, sometimes I get caught up because sometimes it's like wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the discharge is like, it's kind it's like a yogurt

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<v Speaker 2>land situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's really fucking creepy. Sometimes it's like brat, it's brat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the new age brat like the discharge brat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my period panties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hover But we took that joke from all Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was Oriyan's joke. But oh I found out

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<v Speaker 1>about period panties today because I saw a video or

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of days ago. I saw this video of

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<v Speaker 1>this guy like thinking he was being like cute and

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<v Speaker 1>funny and like had this girl's like panties and like

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<v Speaker 1>put him on his head and there was just like

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<v Speaker 1>a giant browns daying on the vagina area, and like

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, oh, my stain, my stain, my staining.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the comments and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's about to get ripped to shreds. And all of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments were like from girls being like he had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea that those were her period panties, Like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you always.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that usually becomes an accident, but you

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<v Speaker 2>always have the panties that are like, I seriously, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to guess the color of my underwear? Stain it's

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<v Speaker 2>like that's like literally the period underwear is like the

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<v Speaker 2>underwear that one day you just accidentally laughed too hard

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<v Speaker 2>and like you literally just shoot out some extra lining

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<v Speaker 2>and that becomes your pair. And I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>throw them away because like, a stain never hurt anybody,

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, though I.

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<v Speaker 1>Never bothered me anyways, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like not the kind of person to throw away

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<v Speaker 2>underwear for a stain, Like I don't like I have

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<v Speaker 2>I kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of do you have skid mark underwear? You got duty

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<v Speaker 1>marks in all of your white underwear?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, no, if it comes from the butt.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're you're backtracking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but yeah, to clarify, every day, at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the night, I take off my underwear and I

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<v Speaker 2>leave it by Drew's bed and by the morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get to stand around while he like examines them.

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<v Speaker 1>You really do just sleep in my bed now, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Know it's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I sleep in we really we really like have I

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<v Speaker 1>think since living in the new house, have slept in

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<v Speaker 1>my bed more than you've slept in your bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Your bed is just so comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally a movie. It's sod.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, like it's really bad because I like, I just

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<v Speaker 2>I try to. I like to switch my sheets often,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just came back from Miami, and because I've

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<v Speaker 2>been like going back and forth between like here and

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<v Speaker 2>Miami more often this year, I haven't been changing my

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<v Speaker 2>sheets because I get back and I'm like, why would

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<v Speaker 2>I change my sheets. There's a clean bed downstairs with

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<v Speaker 2>my man in it waiting to keep me.

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<v Speaker 1>Warm, So I had to either do that I keep you.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, I need to start sleeping alone because

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<v Speaker 2>I've been realizing I haven't spent any time alone in

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a long time, Like I haven't been like

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<v Speaker 2>fully alone, Like I had two days this year where

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<v Speaker 2>I purposefully isolated myself. But I am constantly around people

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, and that's because I'm so derealized. I

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<v Speaker 2>need to be distracted because if I'm left alone, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to remind myself that I'm alive, but not in

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<v Speaker 2>like a soul trapped in my mind kind of way,

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<v Speaker 2>but like remembering that I have blood flowing through my veins.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when I'm driving sometimes I don't like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel anything in my body, and I'm like, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way there's stuff in this body.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not the way there's something while driving that is

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<v Speaker 1>a natural, like because we like the act of driving

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<v Speaker 1>is so unnatural that we probably experience like a trauma

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<v Speaker 1>response every single time we drive, because our brains are

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<v Speaker 1>not wired to drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also sometimes when I no, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go down there because I'm gonna start scaring myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of the ugly for ugly trend? You

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<v Speaker 1>for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, actually it's you for you. No, that's funny. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually them for them audience.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean when I started on binary dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Them for them, But ugly for ugly has been this

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<v Speaker 1>trend happening on Grinder where people will make like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>mask for mask. Yeah, it's just like girl, like get

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<v Speaker 1>a grip, it's ugly for ugly, And like people will

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<v Speaker 1>message and like interact with people and that are mask

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<v Speaker 1>for mask or just in general, they'll read their bio

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like ugly for ugly, and these people will

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<v Speaker 1>respond back and be like, girl, I'm not fucking ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just basically calling you this person ugly or

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<v Speaker 1>this person ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I feel like we would get along because we're

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<v Speaker 2>both ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should hook up ugly for ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>No one is ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>H top ten biggest lies I've ever said? Well I

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<v Speaker 2>found Oh fuck damn, I have a lot of notes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing I want to say is I want

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<v Speaker 2>to admit something that I've never said on camera. But

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<v Speaker 2>I've only thought about this because I have siblings who

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<v Speaker 2>were like a bit younger than me, and they're finally

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<v Speaker 2>getting into like the real throes of a relationship, let

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<v Speaker 2>alone as because of my upbringing, I do think and

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<v Speaker 2>I think you two were like anxiously attached people.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Ryan were literally because O'Ryan spent the night

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<v Speaker 1>last night and we were talking about like attachment styles

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<v Speaker 1>last night. Also, girl, you freaked the fuck out last night,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, and you fell asleep in point five

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<v Speaker 1>seconds and me and Oriyan were being loud as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>All of the lights were on and like, ya fell asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>like girl. I was like, damn, she like nooded off

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<v Speaker 1>like her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because y'all were drinking last night, and I was like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one of the girls too, I'll drink. And I

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<v Speaker 2>had some of a white claw and because of my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking prozac. It literally like when y'all came back in

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<v Speaker 2>because I overheard y'all saying something and I woke up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I swear to god.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, oh, oh my god, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I swear.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear on my mother's earn.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear on my grandpa's death.

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<v Speaker 1>And the faked this sleep and then she heard the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation were talking about and she shot right up and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, wait, who's getting a boote.

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<v Speaker 3>I was really nodding.

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<v Speaker 1>She's exactually bad.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I was like, can we move down to

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<v Speaker 3>your room?

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<v Speaker 2>Because when we were in my bed and I laid down,

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<v Speaker 2>especially after eating, like I was like, oh yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna I'm gonna pass away. And then we went downstairs

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<v Speaker 2>and I knocked out, but I don't remember after that, like.

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<v Speaker 1>But she she was like falling asleep and me and

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<v Speaker 1>Oriyan were literally just talking loud as fuck. I found

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<v Speaker 1>a therapist, by the way, guys, really exciting moment. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see if it works. I have a consultation for free

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<v Speaker 1>to see if we're a could fit.

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<v Speaker 2>But my therapist in a few months and she texted

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<v Speaker 2>me and was like, is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then and you're just laying there and me

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<v Speaker 1>and O'Ryan are talking and she goes and then the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking like jerk's hardest fuck and literally hits Oriyan in wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually hit her. You literally hit her.

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<v Speaker 3>She was saying that. I thought she was joking because

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally like went and like hit her in the fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that when she said that this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what are you talking about? I thought

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<v Speaker 3>y'all were trolling me, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got so mad when we told you. We

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<v Speaker 1>were like yeah, and you're like, damn an, you chill.

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<v Speaker 1>You freaked out. You just hit O'Ryan and then you

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<v Speaker 1>were like shut up, like no, I didn't like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>And then like literally in five seconds, you were asleep again.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I did the other day too. I

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<v Speaker 2>slept over at a friend's house and I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>in the first thing I said was she was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking in your sleep. And I remember interacting

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<v Speaker 2>with her that morning and I woke up and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing I say is like, if this is

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<v Speaker 2>the kit and the shell, kitt Hanilson's popular right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and like that's what I said, and then she was

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<v Speaker 2>like what And I was like, can you shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking in my sleep, you know, I'm talking in

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<v Speaker 2>my sleep. Stop talking back to me. And then, like

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<v Speaker 2>she said, she kept talking to me because she was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>is she like trolling me? Like she couldn't tell because

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<v Speaker 2>it was also in the morning. It was like nine am.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, it was two pm.

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<v Speaker 3>No, when I'm in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>I do know. I on ironically sleep so long there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it didn't that day. I think that day I

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<v Speaker 2>did sleep until two because I woke up and we

0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:01.920
<v Speaker 2>talked about me sleep talking, and then I knocked back out.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I guess is like a reoccurring thing for me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was like, I was so mean, nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, can you shut the fuck up? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm fucking sleep talking the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, and I was like doing that and I like

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<v Speaker 2>turned back over and then I was like, no, but

0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:17.600
<v Speaker 2>this shell, you know, is the shells is the kid's shells.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I just like knocked back out. And then

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<v Speaker 3>when I woke up, she was like, what are you

0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.480
<v Speaker 3>talking about. I was like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have addition kill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't have a dream.

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<v Speaker 3>With heels in it. I guess I just woke up,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's what I think.

0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I was having a dream about trends, Like I think

0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.560
<v Speaker 2>in my dream, i'd seen somebody predicting trends, and somebody

0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:36.720
<v Speaker 2>predicted that like shells.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be a trending kitten heels, and I was like, shells, well, because.

0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.400
<v Speaker 2>You don't know this because you're not a gear, because

0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:45.040
<v Speaker 2>you're not a gear. But last year there was like

0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.119
<v Speaker 2>that viral skirt that had shells all over and girls

0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:50.159
<v Speaker 2>really wanted it. It was super expensive, so a bunch of

0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.719
<v Speaker 2>people started di ying it. But it was a skirt

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<v Speaker 2>just covered in shells that made the most noise ever

0:20:55.280 --> 0:21:00.000
<v Speaker 2>and it was like like a kick out no literally

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<v Speaker 2>really ad lips for the Beyonce album. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>I was just having a dream about that. But I

0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:11.960
<v Speaker 2>guess now I like sleep talk and interacted my sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>You sleep hit, okay. But I did roll over and

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<v Speaker 1>grab Oriyan and then realized I grabbed O'Ryan and like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and then I rolled back and turned around.

0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I have a bed now.

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<v Speaker 2>Is when I turned over and like hugged door and

0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:31.200
<v Speaker 2>held her for a second, and I opened my eyes

0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:33.800
<v Speaker 2>and I like realized it was her, and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>I opened my eyes and went.

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<v Speaker 3>And then just like turned back over her and like

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<v Speaker 3>went to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so real, Okay, Well, a power outage, I decided,

0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:49.199
<v Speaker 1>like I've like like a power outage caused by a

0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:52.440
<v Speaker 1>storm specifically is like the greatest feeling in the world.

0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:55.440
<v Speaker 1>And I've only had positive experiences with that except once

0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.879
<v Speaker 1>when I was like four. When I was like young,

0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I had really really bad as I don't know if

0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I told you that, but like I literally like there

0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:05.639
<v Speaker 1>were several times where I like almost died. I like

0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:08.440
<v Speaker 1>grew out of it. But we were in a power outage,

0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and like it was so cute, like my mom and

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<v Speaker 1>me and Maddeline and all my siblings like gathered in

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<v Speaker 1>the living room and we lit all of the candles

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<v Speaker 1>in the house and it was so pretty, and like

0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Jared and Sam and Jodi were doing like homework by

0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:24.199
<v Speaker 1>the fireplace, and like me and Maddelin were chilling, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just started having like the gnarliest panic attack,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was probably like four, and I like vividly

0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:34.800
<v Speaker 1>remember like like I could not breathe and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a nebulizer and yeah, it's like this thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>like put on your face and it like put pumps

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<v Speaker 1>our all butterol and like whatever else steam in your

0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:46.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking lungs.

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.439
<v Speaker 2>And like my parents would use that shit on me,

0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.040
<v Speaker 2>like not exactly that, but like the vix version or

0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:55.080
<v Speaker 2>like machines like that when I was congested, and I

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.600
<v Speaker 2>want one of those again so bad. But my sibling,

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<v Speaker 2>or my little sister, Sophia need that a lot growing

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:04.000
<v Speaker 2>up because she had she had to get her tonsils removed.

0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:06.040
<v Speaker 2>She had like a lot of congestion and tonsil issues,

0:23:06.280 --> 0:23:09.280
<v Speaker 2>so she was always like choking on her mucus and shit,

0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:11.000
<v Speaker 2>so they would have to put her in that little mask.

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:13.679
<v Speaker 2>And I was so jealous too because they put that

0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:17.199
<v Speaker 2>little medicine, the little like clear thing in it, like

0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:19.679
<v Speaker 2>the drops. Maybe it is the same thing because I

0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:21.199
<v Speaker 2>never got to use it. I only got to use

0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:23.880
<v Speaker 2>it if I was really sick, but my sister got

0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 2>to use it all the time. And I was say

0:23:26.359 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 2>jealous because it felt like an alien contraption like that movie.

0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'm literally is, but it was

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.000
<v Speaker 1>battery powered and we ran out of batteries and like

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:38.919
<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to be able to plug it into a wall.

0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>So I remember like sitting in candlelight power outage, like

0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:45.399
<v Speaker 1>literally not being able to breathe, and like begging my

0:23:45.480 --> 0:23:48.560
<v Speaker 1>mom for my nebulizer, like like I want my nebulator

0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:50.639
<v Speaker 1>to like I need my nebulator. I need it, I

0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:53.600
<v Speaker 1>need it, and I'm like like literally choking out, and

0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:55.720
<v Speaker 1>she did not think. She did not know what to

0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:59.240
<v Speaker 1>fucking do. And eventually like the spasm past or whatever

0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 1>the fuck, my airways like cleared up or some shit,

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:06.200
<v Speaker 1>but like I literally thought I was gonna die.

0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:08.159
<v Speaker 2>I think the closest I've gotten to that feeling is

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe like in a steam room, in a steam room

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:12.199
<v Speaker 2>with too much stemon, and I go in there and

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.399
<v Speaker 2>then for like I try to be cool because I

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:16.159
<v Speaker 2>can't fuck with a steam room. I try to be

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:19.920
<v Speaker 2>chilled and like, ooh, steam room so sexy. But without fail,

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:22.760
<v Speaker 2>every time I enter a steam room, I like the

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:26.919
<v Speaker 2>reaction for something like I want to like suck in

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 2>all the air to get my body acclimated to it,

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:31.240
<v Speaker 2>and then I feel like I start choking on the steam.

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 2>And then I try to act chill because usually when

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 2>you enter a steamroom, especially at like a gym or something.

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:38.080
<v Speaker 2>There's people in there, So I'll go in trying to

0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:40.399
<v Speaker 2>act chill, and I'll go and sit down and like

0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:43.040
<v Speaker 2>hold myself and try to like regulate my breathing. But

0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 2>then I am convincing myself that I'm gonna throw up

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 2>and like knock out because.

0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:50.400
<v Speaker 3>It's too much steam, and then I run out.

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I really like, you can't go to a steam room

0:24:52.480 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>in la as a man. So much sperm, sperm, spunk,

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 1>mold and cruising boo, it is super cruisy.

0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, I found something we need to go to and

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 2>it's a musical but it's furries, and it's like that

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:17.200
<v Speaker 2>sounds fun. They're in furry costumes, like they're in there.

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we need to go to this.

0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>See I love furries. I'm not even kidding.

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Spain's Spain's got talent. Why can't they do? America's got talent?

0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Does America not fuck with furries?

0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Sidney Sweeney farted at the Megala?

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 3>No she didn't, did she really?

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Is that like a rumor we're trying to start?

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:47.359
<v Speaker 1>I think so.

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Sydney had bubbly guts of the meta.

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Sidney Sweeny farted at the Sidney.

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Sidney was experiencing what Kai experienced at Coachella at the

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:59.119
<v Speaker 2>met Gala. Well, the thing I was gonna admit earlier

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.160
<v Speaker 2>which I never got round two is.

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 3>I, although many.

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:10.399
<v Speaker 2>Years in therapy and working on myself, guys, sometimes I

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:18.959
<v Speaker 2>still fall to when my first boyfriend Roy, When Roy Roy,

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:22.360
<v Speaker 2>But actually I'll just say no, it's a really bad thing,

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and like me and him have talked about it, so

0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 2>I think it's fine. Also, like I'm friends with the guy.

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:29.880
<v Speaker 2>It's all chill. We live our lives. Everything is amazing.

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 2>We got very lucky in that sense. But when he

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:35.399
<v Speaker 2>first broke up with me, I threw myself on the floor,

0:26:35.600 --> 0:26:37.639
<v Speaker 2>had a panic attack and said that it hurt more

0:26:37.640 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 2>than when my mom died.

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>They got you too, girls, damn to be there.

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:54.119
<v Speaker 2>That lasted for about ten minutes. I was kind of

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:56.080
<v Speaker 2>likeing a panic attack. I was like, I'm going back

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 2>to Miami, back to Miami. You're breaking my heart, You're

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:00.400
<v Speaker 2>destroying me. I want to kill myself.

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:03.440
<v Speaker 3>And then about ten minutes past and I did stand

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:05.120
<v Speaker 3>up and I was like, I'm not going to Miami.

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:06.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go home.

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 2>And then I profusely apologize because that is a crazy

0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 2>After that, I almost crossed the car. Yeah, but then

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 2>we got back together. It's like classic, classic breakup shit.

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 2>But then we really broke up and then Yeah, I

0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to let that out there because all of

0:27:24.800 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 2>my siblings have been going through it with relationships and

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 2>like calling me and talking to me about it and

0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 2>then going on a tangent about how they feel crazy

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 2>because they are crazy.

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 1>No, what I'm finding out is literally everyone is batshit crazy. Yeah,

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>like everyone. People hide it, people hide it better than

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>other people, but everyone deep fucking down is a jealous, insecure,

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 1>crazy person, myself included. Don't get it twisted. Like, literally

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:54.199
<v Speaker 1>everyone is batshit fucking crazy, and maybe maybe that's just

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:58.480
<v Speaker 1>the normal, and we've been programmed to think by the

0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:02.359
<v Speaker 1>patriarchy that being crazy is like a bad thing, but

0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>it's not really me trying.

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 2>To convince myself it's okay that I threw myself on

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 2>the floor when my mom died, Drew crashing out, Like

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 2>the thing is I'm crashing out is just not as fun.

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Because like.

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Because you hate me, no, because switched.

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.399
<v Speaker 2>Sadness and anger. I like, I love you so much,

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.200
<v Speaker 2>but also you know what it is. It goes back

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 2>and forth because when I'm like having anxious freak outs

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 2>over like ship that you can see clearly that I'm

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:30.880
<v Speaker 2>just like.

0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Making always there for you. I have never once not

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>been there for you.

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 3>He makes fun of me, don't I don't know what

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 3>this all is. I don't know what's all this?

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:43.479
<v Speaker 2>Then because I make I know what's all this?

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Then literally like we need it.

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Like I think that's like the way we all each

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>other is literally like when one of us is freaking

0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 2>out over something and the other person can clearly see

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 2>that they are going down the wrong path, you have

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 2>to laugh because if you don't like bruh, if half

0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 2>the ship you were anxious about, if I.

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 3>Stood in drew space and I was like, girl, yeah

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm scared too, like a rat, I was killed. Girl,

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 3>That's the realest thing I've ever heard.

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 2>How did you even think of that? Like? Is is

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 2>even like, oh my god, how did you know that?

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 3>Like I went.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 1>On this like insane like doom spiral the other day

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>about like a woo you in hymns. And that's what

0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I say every That's what I say every single time.

0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Is I'm like and like the craziest thing is it's real.

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 1>It's it's fucking real, like I can tell it.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 2>And then it goes and then if you like battle

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 2>it a little bit, you kind of go you up.

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, everything I say usually happened, so whatever.

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Like it's almost like a threat of like you're either

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:47.640
<v Speaker 2>on the right side or you're the You'll find out you're.

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 1>You're either right or you're the up, Like you either

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>stand with me or against me.

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 2>But I mean that's dude, and in a moment of true,

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:57.600
<v Speaker 2>like now it feels more rare. But you we've known

0:29:57.680 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 2>each other long enough that you were there for when

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I was younger, and like my anger, like my anger

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 2>valve was so easy, and you just need somebody around

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 2>who's like not scared to be like girl, your dumb,

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 2>which is I think that almost kind of also is

0:30:13.120 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 2>why friends butt heads A lot or a lot of

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 2>friend groups have all these there's like this whole idea

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 2>of you see a friend group being like, oh my god,

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I wish I had that. But what you don't take

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 2>into account is all friend groups and they really are

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 2>like families and relationships. You were going to butt heads,

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 2>you were going to like have to hear things you

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 2>don't want to hear. But that's what makes friends valuable

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:34.640
<v Speaker 2>is you need somebody to look in your face and

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>be like, girl, the person you have a crush on

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't just fly to the Russian bath house in New York.

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 3>They're here and they like you.

0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you see Ian's video about the Russian bath house?

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I did. I fucking wait while you find it.

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Let me go to the restaurant.

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Why why?

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 3>How was your time at the Russian Turkish bath house?

0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 3>It was fun? It was like really chill vibes.

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 1>He's so fucking funny, dude.

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 4>Not much.

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I kind of just like relaxed, and it was a

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>great time in there. His soggy bottom kaya being a

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 1>wait guy's office, bottom office bottom, soggy bottom.

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 3>He's the New York right now, So we should check

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 3>his location to see if he's at the bath house.

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he might be at the bath house. I really

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 1>want to go. I really want to go so bad.

0:31:31.000 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Is it for real?

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Like a cruising destination?

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was asking one of my day friends.

0:31:34.600 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Because I don't think it. I don't think it really

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 1>is like I think it's like I think it's become

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 1>that like online, but in real life, I'm like, I

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine like a bath house being that publicly known

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and gay men still wanting to like go hook up there,

0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 1>because the whole point of like bathhouses and cruising culture

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 1>is that it's like secret and it's taboo and it's

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 1>like a fun thing that gay men know about and

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>only we know about. But I don't know, I don't

0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:02.479
<v Speaker 1>think it actually is.

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:04.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean it kind of goes back into that thing.

0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Remember when I was saying how I hate that the

0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:09.719
<v Speaker 2>internet has given men a scope into women's culture and

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 2>like ideology because it just makes them smarter at navigating

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 2>around women.

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 3>That's how I feel about the idea.

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm like, straight just find out about.

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Cruising and like like making straight people making notes about it.

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 2>But cruising is literally like also, I just love the

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 2>word cruising, like such a good word.

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Cruising is it because it's like a chill passage with

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 3>nothing but pleasure and joy?

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know how Okay, this might get annoying, but

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there are some people out there like doing good.

0:32:40.280 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm sure there's some bitches out there who got

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 2>diagnosed with OCD later in their life.

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 3>Like I did. But it is.

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Really funny because it makes me like think about all

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 2>the things that I'm like randomly scared of or sure of,

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 2>and like the things that I think about all the time.

0:32:57.320 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 2>I remember so vividly when I was like six or seven,

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>on the news on seven News in Miami, they've started

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:06.560
<v Speaker 2>talking about how a restaurant had gotten in trouble because

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 2>they put hidden cameras in the bathroom. From that moment on,

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I have never walked into a bathroom without thinking that

0:33:13.840 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I am being watched somehow.

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>When I popsbilet, the toilets have the automatic toilets with

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>the red light, those are all cameras.

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:22.080
<v Speaker 3>I think those are cameras.

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>And also not only that though, like even if it's

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 2>a random establishment, I think part of the reason I'm

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:28.640
<v Speaker 2>so obsessed with bathrooms because if you know me, I

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 2>love bathrooms, I will go I don't just go to

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:32.600
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom to use the bathroom. I go into a

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:36.240
<v Speaker 2>bathroom and I like, I look around, I take.

0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 3>In the scenery. I just hope about the scenery.

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Like bathrooms are very important to me. But without fail,

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I always think there's a camera in there, and I

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>have the crazy person thought where like if I have

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 2>a freshly shaved but and I'm like, cause I don't

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:56.760
<v Speaker 2>sit on toilets unless I like have the time to

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:59.000
<v Speaker 2>like put payer it out, so I usually do my squatting.

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 2>There have literally been time where I have a fresh

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>shaved butthole and I think to myself, I'm like, honestly,

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 2>like respect, I guess whoever gets to see today literally

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 2>gets a beautiful shop. And oh my god, I didn't

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 2>tell you about this when.

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I was you're whispering eye.

0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get really scared, Like I'm genuinely convinced that

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 2>there's like eighteen.

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 3>Videos out there of me in the bathroom, because like.

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 1>I probably are.

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 3>I think people put cameras.

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 2>But but that was just to point out that, like genuinely,

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 2>since that, I have never not thought about that because.

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:30.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, wow, there are always cameras in the bathroom.

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:30.919
<v Speaker 2>They're right.

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>The cameras are in the bathrooms. The cameras are in

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.640
<v Speaker 1>the walls. The cameras are in your teeth actually, so

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>pull your teeth out.

0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:38.280
<v Speaker 2>You should.

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's like what Shave.

0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Dawson getting on Sunies to propose.

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:45.320
<v Speaker 3>So it's not even.

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 4>Like the whole camera thing remember when he was like,

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 4>oh the liot or the what is it?

0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 1>The infrared map that stands your.

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Face, which I guess I kind of do believe, but

0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 2>also like I just believe everything. Thank God, I'm not

0:34:59.920 --> 0:35:02.880
<v Speaker 2>like seventy or something or like even in my fifties

0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 2>with an iPhone, because I understand how crazy people happen.

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh they're crazy people. I see things on my phone

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 2>and whether I believe it or not, like it goes

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 2>in there and it stays in there and then without

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 2>without realization, it's in there, like it's just in there,

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, what if they are right?

0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I've been seeing like people like that I'm

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 1>friends with from like the age of twenty up until

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:34.360
<v Speaker 1>like thirty two, which I thought was like a safe

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 1>age range to not fall for this. I've been seeing

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:41.240
<v Speaker 1>people fall for like AI like crazy.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.359
<v Speaker 3>It is No, it's getting scary.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Like like there was one of this like like white

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 1>lotus praying mantis that randomly so many people sent to me,

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 1>which is like crazy. Okay, So RB's the food establishment.

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Least nuggets, No, they released nuggets. I really want to know.

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:07.600
<v Speaker 3>They carried chicken.

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, like beef nuggets beef nuggets, and they're

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.800
<v Speaker 1>like they're like red. No, they're not fried.

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Can I see?

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, the thing is you want them. I want them badly.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>But where all the squirrels? Have you been seeing squirrels around?

0:36:28.960 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Literally last episode you saw a squirrel in the tree.

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Girl, birrel?

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 2>Damn, I have adhd as fuck.

0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I just like.

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 4>It, shiny.

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Light, shiny, No, that squirrel met that. No, those are

0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:58.400
<v Speaker 1>deer ankles. Those are Achilles tendons. Those are the fucking

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:00.279
<v Speaker 1>lips of a cooter bronze and that fell off in

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:03.720
<v Speaker 1>the summer heat. Throw a sun dress, splatted on the ground,

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.360
<v Speaker 1>picked up off the fucking ground. Are those not beef curtains?

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Those are labias.

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, chill with the beef because I got some beef.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Too, I know. That's why I'm saying that. Yeah, I

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 1>have like dear ankle I have.

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 3>I have, like my tips died for sure. That's disgusting.

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:21.240
<v Speaker 1>It's ombre.

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this on the window is crazy.

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I know. They look like like raw testicles.

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.479
<v Speaker 3>It looks like shit. It literally looks like.

0:37:34.760 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Why are they black?

0:37:37.680 --> 0:37:41.719
<v Speaker 2>They're charred. It's because it's to incite the Arby's customer

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 2>who goes to Arby's for that smoky flavor. I don't

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:52.239
<v Speaker 2>like smoky flavors in food unless it's like for barbecue

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 2>food only. Like I don't don't make my meat smoky

0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 2>unless I am partaking in a barbecue esque feast.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't want my beef.

0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 2>To literally taste like it smoked a cigarette before it got.

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 3>In my mouth. Like that is navid.

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Somebody out there is gonna be like smoking meat is

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 2>the best. You keep your smoky meat to your fucking self.

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I got enough smoky meat around here because Drew doesn't

0:38:20.200 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 2>wash his wiener.

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Something I've been thinking a lot about recently. I don't Yeah,

0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 1>we can't see up my skirt. I hope you can't

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:33.919
<v Speaker 1>see my balls falling out of my shorts. I really

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>want to get on testosterone. I really believe if anybody

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 1>has like a legal testosterone that they can give me

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 1>like the gel or something like. I really want to

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>get big. My fitness journey is crazy fucking right now, y'all. Oh,

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:49.839
<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you this. I'll tell you this later.

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 1>M girl, What the fuck am I talking about?

0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:56.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I thought you were gonna like go

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:58.239
<v Speaker 3>in about your health and wellness.

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you know, it's crazy. Is there's this like you know,

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>like oh, like she's serving like and you know how

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>like Twitter like finds a way to like abstract everything

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 1>into like the most like hilarious thought you've ever heard.

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 3>Are you going to talk about this? Turn nineteen?

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Turning nineteen in Poland? Yeah is literally, like legitimately

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>like one of the funniest things I've ever had. It's crazy,

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Like whoever conceptualized that in their fucking brain is literally

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 1>a genius, Like oh, in just turning nineteen in Poland?

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>It's actually crazy too because how does that just translate?

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 3>Like it really does?

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:43.919
<v Speaker 2>I guess one person explains it and then it goes

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 2>on forever, because there's definitely people who say that someone

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:50.359
<v Speaker 2>turned nineteen in Poland and they're just saying it.

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of like that shows.

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.440
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like the Stuns in New Selfie, Like

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people don't know that, Like

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:59.520
<v Speaker 2>the Stuns in New Selfie is from pop Crave, Yeah,

0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 2>pop crazy of talking about what's or not Donna, Tulliversachi, Dona,

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but it's like they were like Donna

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Tulliversachi stuns or Madonna stuns in new selfie?

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Right that fucking American Life song. Me and Josh listened

0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>to it on the way home from karaoke last night.

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Legitimately the worst song I've ever heard. It is so bad.

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>It literally sounds like like a throwaway beat. Like the

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:34.240
<v Speaker 1>beat to that song. It's literally a Thomas Jefferson type beat.

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:35.719
<v Speaker 1>It's horrible.

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:40.800
<v Speaker 2>It's like a fake pop Crave said it, Madonna Stun's

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:45.440
<v Speaker 2>a new selfie. Yeah, Modern Life by Our American Life

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:50.400
<v Speaker 2>by Madonna is change my name, get.

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Im gonna be a stun.

0:40:56.360 --> 0:41:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I am not a Christian. She was on it. It

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:07.359
<v Speaker 1>was also two thousand and nine.

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I can't even get on her though, because, like I

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 2>get a double s, it goes right through my body.

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:15.800
<v Speaker 2>And you know I'm satisfied. I draw my mini coopa

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:19.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm feeling super duper yo, and you know I'm satisfied.

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I do yoga and the rumors for lahaties and I'm

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 2>checking out their bodies and you don't want sad as side?

0:41:25.320 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>God are you talking about? That was AI generated lyrics

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 1>before AI.

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Or even a thing. Madonna was the first person to

0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 3>access the part of Yeah.

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Access it has access to quantum computing.

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:40.279
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's kind of no.

0:41:41.760 --> 0:41:43.399
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say it's kind of song, I would write,

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.840
<v Speaker 1>but I saw someone talking about this, and this is

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>like the realist thing ever, and I added a couple

0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 1>of things to it. But before you try to come

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 1>for me, like before you tried to read me, make

0:41:58.320 --> 0:42:02.960
<v Speaker 1>sure you have a hairline. Make sure both of your

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 1>parents are alive. What else did I say?

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:10.280
<v Speaker 2>So I'm out?

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's all I have. Make sure your

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:15.959
<v Speaker 1>parents are alive, and make sure your hairline is in check.

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Why the parents alive?

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Because because I will go there, no, no, no, I

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:19.920
<v Speaker 1>will go there.

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:20.439
<v Speaker 2>I will.

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I will read you back to filth and I will

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:23.600
<v Speaker 1>be like, where are your fucking parents.

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I do miss the like quick nature of my brain

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 2>from like seventeen to twenty one, because I was like

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 2>you were so I was like so, yeah, I was.

0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:41.439
<v Speaker 2>You couldn't make me shut up and no one could

0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 2>tell me not to say shit, which I'm grateful for now,

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 2>But damn, I was just so quick with literally destroying people,

0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 2>which is honestly a superpower that I.

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:53.279
<v Speaker 3>Think every person Miami Gap.

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm so jealous of people that can like be quick

0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.320
<v Speaker 1>roast or whatever. Yeah, like I.

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Think it really is is just growing up in Miami.

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:05.799
<v Speaker 1>You you have to you must you learn or die.

0:43:06.000 --> 0:43:07.320
<v Speaker 3>You must have a comeback.

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:11.279
<v Speaker 2>You meet, you must you must speak immediately.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what's your like on my bos? What you read

0:43:14.320 --> 0:43:16.960
<v Speaker 1>on me? Right now? My physical appearance? But don't like

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>not my legs?

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 3>Why not your legs?

0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Because it's an easy No, I don't.

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Have anything to say about you. You look good.

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely think you look good. I don't know what

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I would say. If I had to say something, it

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:27.640
<v Speaker 2>would be like.

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 1>To your core, don't go there?

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:31.879
<v Speaker 3>Should I go into your core?

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't go into my core.

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Let's get in your core.

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:38.720
<v Speaker 1>No, don't go there. But have abs now? I literally

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>have abs. Now it's crazy, y'all. I've never had abs

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:45.480
<v Speaker 1>in my life. I've been like fucking eating one hundred

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and fifty grams of protein a day.

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Me rolling my eyes because like, abs are so easy,

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 2>like aps, Yeah, I have aps.

0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:56.200
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't have as you literally do have abs.

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:00.759
<v Speaker 3>I do. Like the thing is, I want to get

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 3>really strong because I.

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.439
<v Speaker 2>Want my arms to be really strong, But I don't

0:44:04.440 --> 0:44:06.800
<v Speaker 2>want them to be like strong without me flash.

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Should I have the picture of me on the podcast

0:44:09.640 --> 0:44:11.880
<v Speaker 1>with my body tea?

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Are you asking me if you should body check?

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Should I body Yeah?

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I do a quick body Yeah, I'll do a big

0:44:17.200 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 2>body serve it's deserved.

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 1>No, but notice how I got shirtless in karaoke last night.

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:22.280
<v Speaker 3>I know that was insane.

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, the thing was is it was because the

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>vibe in there was fucking insane. It was like I

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>don't remember what song was playing, but it was a

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:32.879
<v Speaker 1>weird fucking song. You were rolling a joint, which I've

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 1>never seen you roll a joint in my goddamn life.

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 1>And then like people were like dissociated and like freaking out.

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:41.439
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, that's.

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:43.439
<v Speaker 2>Also because most of our friends at this point are

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>like straight edge essentially, but maybe not by choice, like

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 2>all of us were like my medication, I have a schedule,

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I have this, so like we can't get fucked up

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:53.880
<v Speaker 2>the way we used to.

0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:57.000
<v Speaker 3>So now that really is just a room full of.

0:44:56.880 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 1>People like sober minds. Yeah, I just like sober minds

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>doing karaoke. I no, but I turned that bitch up

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:05.600
<v Speaker 1>last night.

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like yeah, me too, me too.

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:07.919
<v Speaker 3>I was there too.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I had that bitch turn. You missed Ikona

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Pop Charlie XCX, No I was there, Oh no, no

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:17.840
<v Speaker 1>sorry my opening Judas.

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:20.240
<v Speaker 3>By opening, Oh I missed the opening song.

0:45:20.440 --> 0:45:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Opening number Judas. I know.

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 2>That's the annoying thing about us going to karaoke is

0:45:25.080 --> 0:45:27.640
<v Speaker 2>literally all of our friends are like, uh, you miss this.

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:30.279
<v Speaker 1>It's real, Like I take it very serious. I was

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 1>like in the car with Josh, like scrolling through like Spotify,

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 1>where I was like, Okay, what's my three set track

0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 1>list going to be? Like, Okay, I'm gonna open with

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Judas and then I'm gonna do I love it Iconopop.

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.240
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to do Paper Gangster by Lady Gaga,

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 1>but of course they wouldn't fucking have that song to

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 1>sign away my life. That's like my favorite Gaga song

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>right now. And then you put on aberc Daber for

0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:58.120
<v Speaker 1>me and Josiah and that bit that shut that fucking

0:45:58.160 --> 0:46:00.439
<v Speaker 1>bitch down. I'm really like I did.

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 2>The thing is I will say not to like pat

0:46:03.000 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 2>myself on the back, but I did come in there

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 2>and I like added a vibe and an aura that

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 2>was a genuinely.

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Green aura with flies. Bitch you fucking stink like shit.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:12.880
<v Speaker 1>You pulled up.

0:46:13.040 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 2>So I literally showed up latest fucks smelling like weed

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 2>and then pulled a bunch of weaed out of my

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 2>bag and started rolling up.

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 1>You had like a CARDI b grinder for some reason.

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:26.319
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, okay, next any other questions. I bought

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:28.279
<v Speaker 2>it in Miami because when I went to Miami, I

0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:30.040
<v Speaker 2>lost all my weed, and then my friend had to

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:32.479
<v Speaker 2>give me weed, and then I had to go back

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:35.280
<v Speaker 2>to rolling rolling loud.

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I literally think, like from a very young age, like

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>it's awesome that we were all taught don't be a tattletell,

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Like that's the realist shit, Like everyone collectively was like

0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 1>taught mind your own fucking business from a very young age.

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:56.920
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, I honestly respect the shit out of that,

0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Like don't be a tattletel. If you're a tattletell and

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.720
<v Speaker 1>adult hood bitch, I will kill you with a fucking gun,

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:05.759
<v Speaker 1>like get out of my fucking face. Like if like,

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:07.799
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, if someone catches me in a lie,

0:47:07.920 --> 0:47:10.680
<v Speaker 1>literally just let me embarrass myself. Don't call me out,

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:11.719
<v Speaker 1>like do you know what I mean?

0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I think it does depend on the lie too, because

0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:15.919
<v Speaker 2>I can't stand a bitch. You just will like bud

0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:18.800
<v Speaker 2>in to be the person who's like right or something,

0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:21.800
<v Speaker 2>unless it's like I will say, you do share information

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:25.000
<v Speaker 2>sometimes where I'm like that is like you are a

0:47:25.040 --> 0:47:26.360
<v Speaker 2>misinformation spreader.

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I love its information.

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are definitely some worlds where I'm like, somebody does.

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Go watch like the first twenty five episodes of the podcast.

0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 1>All I said on that fucking podcast was from the

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:39.399
<v Speaker 1>genesis that I was here to spread misinformation. Like that's

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 1>literally all I am is a misinformation machine. And I'm sorry.

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:46.319
<v Speaker 2>We're just we're like the messengers. Like that's what it

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.480
<v Speaker 2>feels like, is we're the messengers and we're just like real,

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.879
<v Speaker 2>it's a game of telephone that's gone really bad because

0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:54.520
<v Speaker 2>we're too stupid to like actually like because I will

0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 2>learn things and I can hold the information, but I

0:47:57.600 --> 0:48:00.760
<v Speaker 2>will embellish the information.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm exaggerating like I'm really good.

0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I see the facts told to me. I will regurgitate,

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:06.120
<v Speaker 2>but I'll just.

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 1>Like also if I like, yeah, no, it's a punch up, like.

0:48:10.239 --> 0:48:12.399
<v Speaker 2>Got you gotta like you have to like ree old

0:48:12.440 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 2>people like with that information.

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 1>For example, like if if I spend a certain amount

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 1>of money at someone's birthday party for their birthday party,

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:22.160
<v Speaker 1>like and it's like, oh, like I spent like two

0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:25.480
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars for real, spent two hundred dollars, bitch, I'm

0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 1>telling everybody I spent five hundred dollars.

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Like like he does do that, you do do that.

0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:33.840
<v Speaker 3>He'll be like it's like, oh my god.

0:48:33.680 --> 0:48:35.520
<v Speaker 1>This thing I just spent like ten thousand dollars and

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 1>it was like one hundred dollars. It's like, like it

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.439
<v Speaker 1>drives me fucking insaying I hate spending money. I hate

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 1>spending money.

0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, I I wouldn't do that.

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:45.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't lie about those kind of things.

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:48.880
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, See what it gets lost in translations

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 1>like no, no, no, no, no.

0:48:49.920 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 2>No, that like you're weird.

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:55.799
<v Speaker 1>It's so I'm not a liar. I just am an

0:48:55.880 --> 0:49:00.960
<v Speaker 1>exaggerator and I'm ninety five percent of the time in

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 1>character like I'm I'm doing a bit. And I think

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:05.799
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of got lost in translation over the past

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:09.320
<v Speaker 1>few years where people think that I'm just like lying

0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:12.920
<v Speaker 1>but no, like like specifically to you. You think I'm like,

0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:15.040
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, but I'm we lie to each other all

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the time. But it's like it's we both know it's

0:49:18.520 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>a lie. It's not like a lie. It's not giving.

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bit better at like delivery, so I know

0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like an actor, boots, like I really give actor,

0:49:27.440 --> 0:49:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I really give actor. I mean no, you do you do? Yeah,

0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:32.799
<v Speaker 2>And that's why we are going to be in now

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 2>you see me too. That is like actually fucking disgusting,

0:49:37.680 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Like it's disgusting, and especially with the fucking sounds, it

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 2>is so fucking gross, like it is so nasty.

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Why are you claiming it for my girls? Why the fuck?

0:49:49.719 --> 0:49:49.759
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to know why, like what the origin of

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:57.840
<v Speaker 1>this and why everybody has like a visceral reaction.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:00.799
<v Speaker 3>Okay, every time I.

0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:04.959
<v Speaker 1>Do it, everyone male, woman, female, whatever.

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Sounds are fucking insane because you don't like you don't swallow,

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:10.719
<v Speaker 2>you don't do that, don't do that.

0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I like what.

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 3>I guess it is.

0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 2>The close stop. It is the closest you can get to,

0:50:17.719 --> 0:50:19.840
<v Speaker 2>like sticking the middle finger as like an adult.

0:50:20.000 --> 0:50:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Does that make sact like because it's really nasty. It

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.960
<v Speaker 3>is so nasty, you know what it is too.

0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:30.360
<v Speaker 2>I've always found I have always found like impersonating giving

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:33.360
<v Speaker 2>her to a girl so gross.

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Like can go like that whole thing and it's funny

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:41.439
<v Speaker 1>seeing you like I looked insane. Well I didn't get

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 1>myself head.

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:44.440
<v Speaker 3>No you can't.

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:45.399
<v Speaker 1>I really can.

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Let me see that tho.

0:50:48.680 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 1>No, but that's funny to people, but like you can't

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:54.360
<v Speaker 1>even look at it.

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:58.359
<v Speaker 3>So gross. Also, I like, why is it a thing?

0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 2>Are there women out there who see like guys who

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 2>thirst trap with the whole tongue situation, Like are there

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:09.680
<v Speaker 2>actually people out there women and men who see someone's

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:13.319
<v Speaker 2>tongue doing all that and they're like fuck because like

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:17.879
<v Speaker 2>I see that, and I'm like, I don't know. At

0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 2>that point, just like post yourself actually giving head. But

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:23.319
<v Speaker 2>then I guess like the whole thing is your face

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:27.879
<v Speaker 2>will be blocked, disgusting.

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I just think it's nasty. It's just so visceral.

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:32.680
<v Speaker 1>It's just a thing.

0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's so visceral. And I think most people

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:37.759
<v Speaker 2>who do that, especially dead serious, are bad at.

0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:38.479
<v Speaker 3>Giving head to women.

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like when the Weekend was obsessed

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:43.720
<v Speaker 2>with about giving head to women.

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I see lick in that tongue on stage rock heard.

0:51:46.560 --> 0:51:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Like that's crazy. That is crazy work. Also, like I

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 2>don't know something like I just it feels like a lie.

0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:54.920
<v Speaker 3>It feels like a lot.

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Girl. We didn't even fucking talk about Gaga performing to

0:51:58.760 --> 0:52:00.400
<v Speaker 1>two point one million people.

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen anything of it because I wasn't like

0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 2>on my phone. All I saw was like a screenshot

0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:08.280
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram or I saw a thing of like crowds

0:52:08.400 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 2>like moving.

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:13.880
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. How many people two point one million? Oh

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 1>we could do that, Yeah we can. We can pull that.

0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Guys gonna we're gonna pull up to Copa Cabana. Literally

0:52:20.640 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight people.

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Show caa No, we're gonna get kicked out.

0:52:25.080 --> 0:52:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my dad got axed in the head at Copa Cabana.

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's sweet, like legitimately, I know, and it's stuck

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 1>in his.

0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is I've never noticed, like this

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:37.600
<v Speaker 2>little spot right here is a scar, and like if

0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 2>you look and touch it, it's a scar. But it

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 2>literally is from when I grabbed that stalking as a

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:44.640
<v Speaker 2>kid and I stabbed myself on the head.

0:52:45.040 --> 0:52:45.880
<v Speaker 3>But I've never noticed.

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:48.320
<v Speaker 2>That's why I have a weird fake widow's peak, because

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:50.399
<v Speaker 2>if you look too closely at my scalp, you can

0:52:50.400 --> 0:52:52.839
<v Speaker 2>see like a small line where hair just doesn't grow

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:55.399
<v Speaker 2>so my hair like started growing around ew.

0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:57.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so nasty.

0:52:58.080 --> 0:53:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I should shave my widow's peak and I should shape

0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:03.800
<v Speaker 2>like around my head to give myself like the perfect

0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 2>ideal hair. Really gross, stop shaving your widows peak. I

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:10.799
<v Speaker 2>guess everybody gets to do what they want, but like

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:12.759
<v Speaker 2>the shaving, the widows.

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Peak, the five o'clock shadow, widows peak like is a

0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:20.920
<v Speaker 1>really crazy vibe. You're allowed to, You're allowed You're allowed to.

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if that's where you want to go, it's literally

0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:25.920
<v Speaker 3>like that. No, like, if that's what you want, like,

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 3>I love you and I'll go there with you.

0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Would I do it to myself?

0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not. You can't pay me to do that. But

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 3>I see you, and I see that that's what you think.

0:53:34.480 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Are like, that's what people can like, How did it?

0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't even have a deep widow's peak saying

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.320
<v Speaker 2>that it is crazy because I don't think I technically

0:53:42.360 --> 0:53:43.200
<v Speaker 2>actually have one.

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I want one, and growing up I wanted one so bad.

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 1>When I was like learning like Punnett squares and like

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:50.200
<v Speaker 1>genetics and ship, I was jealous of the people with

0:53:50.239 --> 0:53:52.720
<v Speaker 1>widows peaks and like the ear lobes.

0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 2>What earlobes like disconnected. Yeahbes are your ears. Your lobes

0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:00.960
<v Speaker 2>are like connected, but I think minor connected.

0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:02.200
<v Speaker 1>To No, you have detached?

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:03.840
<v Speaker 3>Is that like?

0:54:03.920 --> 0:54:05.880
<v Speaker 1>But you can't you want what you can't have, and

0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I wanted.

0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 3>I've never thought about my ears.

0:54:08.640 --> 0:54:10.759
<v Speaker 2>I can't lie like my ears have never been like, oh,

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:12.480
<v Speaker 2>I wish I had better years, like, but I know,

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you.

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Should be thinking about them, babe.

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 3>Are they big?

0:54:15.400 --> 0:54:16.320
<v Speaker 1>They're nasty.

0:54:17.160 --> 0:54:19.680
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I have one year and you.

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Have such cute years. You have such proportion in middle school.

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:24.799
<v Speaker 2>One time, I don't know which ear is pointier, but

0:54:24.880 --> 0:54:29.080
<v Speaker 2>one time somebody was like, you have such an elf

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:30.880
<v Speaker 2>ear on that side of your head. And that was

0:54:30.880 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 2>the only time I thought about my ear and I

0:54:32.600 --> 0:54:33.640
<v Speaker 2>did cover my ear.

0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Logs oh insecurity is born elf.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I was really sure.

0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I think kind of like they were calling me like

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:43.760
<v Speaker 2>a hobbit from Lord of the Rings.

0:54:44.080 --> 0:54:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely considered getting my ears cut and then sewed

0:54:47.360 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 1>into being point for like thirty minutes. That's when I

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:54.120
<v Speaker 1>was like sixteen. I'm not even joking.

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I also considered I considered splitting my time.

0:54:57.360 --> 0:54:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I wanted us split. I wanted to split time because

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:02.880
<v Speaker 1>seeing people like try play with it few drinks at

0:55:02.880 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 1>the same time. Could you imagine what that would do

0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:06.360
<v Speaker 1>to your brain? Like cutting your tongue in half and

0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:08.840
<v Speaker 1>putting like coffee in one side and then Coca cola

0:55:08.880 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 1>in the other, and then like half of your brain

0:55:11.520 --> 0:55:13.680
<v Speaker 1>tastes coffee and half of your brain taste coke, Like

0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 1>could you imagine what that fucking feels like? I feel

0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:18.920
<v Speaker 1>like it would short circuit your brain. I guess you

0:55:18.960 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>could literally just put a drop.

0:55:21.680 --> 0:55:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wouldn't have to like go the actually yeah, yeah.

0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I was a bit obsessed with body mods when I

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:31.279
<v Speaker 2>was a teenager, Like there was a second where I

0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:33.200
<v Speaker 2>really like it. I feel like for a lot of

0:55:33.200 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 2>people who actually go into it, I never went there

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:39.560
<v Speaker 2>because my dad was so anti like piercings and all

0:55:39.560 --> 0:55:41.279
<v Speaker 2>those things, Like my dad didn't even like that I

0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:44.399
<v Speaker 2>dyed my hair a lot. That was a huge point of.

0:55:44.320 --> 0:55:46.439
<v Speaker 3>Like beef between us.

0:55:47.160 --> 0:55:48.799
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to say about our word, but I can't

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:52.080
<v Speaker 2>like contingent beef.

0:55:52.480 --> 0:55:53.960
<v Speaker 3>That was our beef growing up.

0:55:55.640 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 2>And so then I had fate gauges. I had those

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:02.760
<v Speaker 2>gear from Hot Topic that were like the fake gauges,

0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 2>and I really wanted.

0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:04.720
<v Speaker 3>To stretch my ears.

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm glad he didn't let me, because I don't

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 2>think I would be able to like rock stretched ear still.

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I think I would have moved past it, but you

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:12.600
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let me do that. And I really wanted like

0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 2>an industrial bar. I wanted piercings all down my ear.

0:56:15.600 --> 0:56:18.480
<v Speaker 2>I wanted a nose piercing. I really wanted an eyebrow piercing.

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 2>At one point, I was like really thinking about like

0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:24.120
<v Speaker 2>the nose bride nosebridge, but my dad was just so

0:56:24.320 --> 0:56:26.560
<v Speaker 2>anti all of that because for him, that means you're

0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:29.040
<v Speaker 2>a fucking bruja and you're evil and you're like going

0:56:29.080 --> 0:56:31.239
<v Speaker 2>to hell and you're gonna burn and like also bring

0:56:31.280 --> 0:56:32.800
<v Speaker 2>demon crats to the family.

0:56:33.200 --> 0:56:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that wasn't a vibe.

0:56:35.960 --> 0:56:38.600
<v Speaker 2>But I wish I did.

0:56:38.640 --> 0:56:39.919
<v Speaker 3>I wanted it so bad.

0:56:39.920 --> 0:56:41.879
<v Speaker 2>But I did want a split tongue because I like, damn,

0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:43.680
<v Speaker 2>but to me, that just sound like a lip party trick.

0:56:43.880 --> 0:56:47.719
<v Speaker 1>I really wanted like an RFID chip put into my

0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 1>palm right here so you could scan it. And like

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I've seen people.

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Like people still do that because why at certain source,

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:55.600
<v Speaker 3>it's like put your hand here.

0:56:56.040 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 1>That's I think just like biometric reading like at the

0:56:58.239 --> 0:57:01.439
<v Speaker 1>airport and shit like that's not like chips in your hand.

0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 2>But I'm ever like a whole foods when it's like

0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:07.040
<v Speaker 2>if you're an Amazon, that's just biometric, like scanning your palm.

0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I think, but I'm not one hundred percent sure because

0:57:10.440 --> 0:57:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I love to spread miss, and.

0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do kind of the power of makeup situation

0:57:14.360 --> 0:57:17.240
<v Speaker 2>like Nikki tutorials, except change the lines on my hand

0:57:17.280 --> 0:57:19.080
<v Speaker 2>and then see if the biometrics.

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Can pick me up.

0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Girl. There's no stop in this fucking palm. There's no

0:57:23.520 --> 0:57:23.960
<v Speaker 1>change in that.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do have like the lines like I mean,

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:27.600
<v Speaker 2>there's stories, I've got.

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 1>The lines of a masterminds.

0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I have just like the softest, nicest hands ever, Like

0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:33.440
<v Speaker 2>give me me a person.

0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, both of our lines going between here. This means

0:57:42.200 --> 0:57:45.800
<v Speaker 1>we're selfless. We give too much of ourselves to people.

0:57:47.880 --> 0:57:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding.

0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I know a lot of selfish bitches. No selfless,

0:57:54.800 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I said no, But I'm saying I think I might

0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:59.400
<v Speaker 2>know a lot of selfish bitches. With that. Oh, they're

0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:00.880
<v Speaker 2>going against they're beaten path.

0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:03.920
<v Speaker 1>No, there are too many selfish people in this world.

0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I do think being selfish is so important. But also

0:58:06.800 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I think being selfish is important for anxious people who

0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 2>care more about the people around them because they don't

0:58:13.480 --> 0:58:15.920
<v Speaker 2>see any value in themselves, which is like sadly me

0:58:16.000 --> 0:58:16.920
<v Speaker 2>and a lot of people.

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, I agree to a certain extent, but like

0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I there there are people that take this selfishness to

0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:26.760
<v Speaker 1>an extra.

0:58:26.760 --> 0:58:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, that's what gives like the word or the

0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:33.520
<v Speaker 2>idea of selfish such a bad taste in your mouth.

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 2>But I remember when I first started going to therapy

0:58:35.840 --> 0:58:38.720
<v Speaker 2>that was a huge thing with my therapist. Is her

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 2>kind of like reiterating to meet time and time again

0:58:43.080 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 2>that the idea to be selfish is like coded in negativity,

0:58:48.840 --> 0:58:52.360
<v Speaker 2>but being selfish is such a key component of living

0:58:52.400 --> 0:58:55.800
<v Speaker 2>your life and moving forward and like checking with yourself.

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:58.919
<v Speaker 2>And she always talked about how to her, the idea

0:58:58.960 --> 0:59:02.240
<v Speaker 2>of being selfish is life us about being greedy or

0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:07.200
<v Speaker 2>being like uncaring to others or like constantly putting yourself

0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:10.360
<v Speaker 2>first above others as much as it is just like

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:14.200
<v Speaker 2>you are all you have, so to make sure that

0:59:14.360 --> 0:59:17.320
<v Speaker 2>every movement you go through it's with the selfish intent

0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 2>that like this is what I want, Like this is

0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:22.680
<v Speaker 2>what I'm feeling whatever, because a lot of people aren't

0:59:22.720 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 2>taught to be selfish, I think, especially like women.

0:59:25.480 --> 0:59:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Enough.

0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm not gay, dudes, are you gay? I'm gay?

0:59:30.200 --> 0:59:30.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Fuck my chances. I would never have sex with you.

0:59:39.160 --> 0:59:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Well that's funny because I would never have sex with you.

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Your body discussed me.

0:59:44.600 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 3>The idea of your body makes me quiver with me

0:59:47.800 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 3>shake in anger. Well shit, that was the episode.

0:59:53.400 --> 0:59:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sore from fucking working out four days a week.

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and guess I'm going to the gym today.

1:00:02.520 --> 1:00:04.800
<v Speaker 2>My wrist in jaw hurts because I was hanging out

1:00:04.800 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 2>with your mom last night. It's like, yeah, why would

1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:15.479
<v Speaker 2>your jaw hurt? She had a stain on her leg

1:00:15.840 --> 1:00:17.200
<v Speaker 2>and it was ketch up and I was trying to

1:00:17.200 --> 1:00:24.200
<v Speaker 2>get it off. But I use my my like uh

1:00:24.240 --> 1:00:24.680
<v Speaker 2>my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Eh, well I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will my never mind. I was gonna go real low.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do that to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Myke wait, how about we do Drew Siah? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my impression of a lesbian dropping her keys. Oops,

1:00:48.960 --> 1:00:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I dropped my keys. Also, I love eating pussy.

1:00:55.840 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I believe when lesbians like talk about getting had because

1:00:58.680 --> 1:00:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, shit, there ain't much else to do.

1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:01.400
<v Speaker 3>There's plenty of other shit to do, but.

1:01:01.560 --> 1:01:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Like plenty of other fish to fry.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't move the car without starting it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the difference between coffa and kretom.

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<v Speaker 1>Kraatom is evil, sinister, dark, sick, twisted. Don't ever touch

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<v Speaker 1>it in your life. It is in opiate analog and

1:01:27.320 --> 1:01:29.880
<v Speaker 1>it or not really but it touches to the same

1:01:29.920 --> 1:01:33.240
<v Speaker 1>receptors in your brains at opiate zu. Kava is like

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<v Speaker 1>similar to xanax in the way that it like calms

1:01:36.400 --> 1:01:38.880
<v Speaker 1>your anxieties, but it makes your mouth really numb and

1:01:38.920 --> 1:01:40.120
<v Speaker 1>it feels fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a bunch of kava bars in Miami. It's a

1:01:43.080 --> 1:01:43.600
<v Speaker 2>huge thing.

1:01:43.840 --> 1:01:46.240
<v Speaker 1>Kava is like more chill and I think there are like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>There's creative bars in Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Tailor Yeah, there's like cultural roots in both. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked it up when I saw the kava bar,

1:01:54.800 --> 1:01:56.400
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, holy shit, kava is a thing.

1:01:56.440 --> 1:02:01.360
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it is like a huge like samoan but no,

1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like drinking beer without all the bad effects of alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there's kava bars here.

1:02:10.560 --> 1:02:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's probably Kraaton bars here too, but that

1:02:13.440 --> 1:02:16.960
<v Speaker 1>shit is so evil and like it's so sad watching

1:02:17.080 --> 1:02:21.400
<v Speaker 1>like these, like influencer white girls accidentally get addicted to

1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:25.120
<v Speaker 1>these feel good shots and then not realize that they're literally.

1:02:25.600 --> 1:02:27.320
<v Speaker 3>Ones that were all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see those blue shots that say feel good

1:02:30.360 --> 1:02:34.200
<v Speaker 1>on them, and they look like they're a supplement that

1:02:34.240 --> 1:02:36.480
<v Speaker 1>you just take at night, and it's like, oh, I'm

1:02:36.480 --> 1:02:38.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna drink or I'm not gonna drink tonight, but I'm

1:02:38.320 --> 1:02:41.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna take this and feel fine, you will get addicted

1:02:41.440 --> 1:02:44.479
<v Speaker 1>to them, your body will develop a dependency to them,

1:02:44.840 --> 1:02:50.520
<v Speaker 1>and you will go through withdrawals very similar to that

1:02:50.920 --> 1:02:55.400
<v Speaker 1>of fucking heroin. So just be careful. Just be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling you don't do it, but just tread lightly.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, I don't. I haven't really looked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure there's so many bars, but I thought

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<v Speaker 2>when I saw the Kava bar, I thought of Kretom

1:03:09.160 --> 1:03:10.960
<v Speaker 2>because I always mix those up, and I was like,

1:03:11.120 --> 1:03:15.200
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, people are just going and getting Kreatom drinks. No,

1:03:15.240 --> 1:03:17.640
<v Speaker 2>they do that, but no, that's what my homegirl was

1:03:17.680 --> 1:03:18.840
<v Speaker 2>on me. She was like, oh, at one of the

1:03:18.920 --> 1:03:21.440
<v Speaker 2>kava bars she goes to in Miami, they do offer

1:03:21.520 --> 1:03:24.400
<v Speaker 2>creatim drinks as well, so there's like the regular kava

1:03:24.520 --> 1:03:27.840
<v Speaker 2>drinks that like everyone is used to, or you can

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<v Speaker 2>add kretem to your drinks. And she was talking to

1:03:29.960 --> 1:03:33.800
<v Speaker 2>me about that, and I was like, please don't put.

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<v Speaker 3>Creates I mean your drink. I mean shit, I should

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<v Speaker 3>probably stop taking cretem every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh exactly, Fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. It makes me feel so good.

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<v Speaker 1>My media is driving on nine The Breeders sms. Mley

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<v Speaker 1>cyrus Um, Margaret, Lana Dalay and then oh what was

1:04:06.280 --> 1:04:12.160
<v Speaker 1>that song? Paper Gainster Lady Gaga and I still haven't

1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:15.040
<v Speaker 1>started the rehearsal, but literally everyone in my life is

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<v Speaker 1>saying that the third episode of the rehearsal is like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the greatest pieces of television.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's all bank and it's scripted this.

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<v Speaker 1>Year the rehearsal. Wow, I'm lying.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have heard it about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro Mine is Welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce. The Btday

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<v Speaker 2>album is my favorite album. I'm sorry if you want

1:04:37.440 --> 1:04:39.160
<v Speaker 2>to fight about it. I don't want to hear it

1:04:39.200 --> 1:04:42.080
<v Speaker 2>alone again by Gilbert Oh Sullivan, which is what I

1:04:42.080 --> 1:04:42.479
<v Speaker 2>did at.

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<v Speaker 1>Karaoke and the saddest song ever fucking created. I've heard

1:04:47.440 --> 1:04:51.600
<v Speaker 1>that song a million times, but reading the lyrics was

1:04:52.040 --> 1:04:53.960
<v Speaker 1>really the stable, But I guess it was.

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<v Speaker 2>A crazy vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>I came into karaoke and immediately did alone again.

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<v Speaker 1>Out Alone again, naturally.

1:05:00.360 --> 1:05:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Yamaha the fast edit by Radio Madness on SoundCloud. That

1:05:03.960 --> 1:05:06.520
<v Speaker 2>is a song Mason sent me. That's like from the

1:05:06.600 --> 1:05:09.280
<v Speaker 2>Dream Who's like a Miami classic, but I've never heard

1:05:09.280 --> 1:05:11.120
<v Speaker 2>that one, and it sped up is so good and

1:05:11.160 --> 1:05:12.320
<v Speaker 2>it's all I've been listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you love the eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, that's my media. Thank you guys so much

1:05:25.400 --> 1:05:27.920
<v Speaker 3>for watching. Hopefully I'll be alive next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully I'm not alive next year.