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Speaker 2: But I haven't really partaken in club culture, so I

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Speaker 3: Piss on the floor?

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Literally nothing?

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Speaker 2: Oh Drew on the last episode made fun of me

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Speaker 2: It's just crazy because like to get on, I would

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Speaker 1: It was your dishes. I did all of your dishes.

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Speaker 2: So god, that's crazy because I didn't leave mold in

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Speaker 3: Okay, Also they're not that old.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Actually they are pretty old, because like I feel

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Speaker 1: Free slime tutorial. And it's just literally leave almond milk

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Speaker 3: That's what rotted almond mild.

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Speaker 1: Bleach free tampons, There is no such.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm just like, how this tampon so clean?

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Speaker 2: Oh I've never seen this, Rachel, because I don't have

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Speaker 1: My mom knew about Italian brain Rot before I did,

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Speaker 2: All are we saying like chis cheers, choos, chios, chooz.

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Speaker 3: Like that was our vibe? Like what was our vibe?

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Speaker 1: like like those are our Egyptian hieroglyphics and for you

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Speaker 2: I still use it, but like we need an update.

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Speaker 1: more question Mark. But gin Moji came in and they

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Speaker 2: The way gen moji thinks I look versus what I

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no, we have big heads and we ride

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Speaker 1: But it's not like. It does not I mean, especially

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Speaker 2: But knowledge and wisdom can land on so many spectrums.

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Speaker 3: A mean day.

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Speaker 1: Why was my head going straight to sex too, because

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Speaker 3: As fuck at sex, you need to go to jail.

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Speaker 1: No, that's really fucking freaky and creepy, Like somebody if

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Speaker 1: I'm hooking.

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Speaker 2: The stade, because it's like, what, I don't know if someone.

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Speaker 2: Me you're literally the killer.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? You know all the buttons?

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Speaker 1: And what's fucking crazy is like they don't have people

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's really fucking creepy. Sometimes it's like brat, it's brat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hover But we took that joke from all Ryan.

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Speaker 2: Just like not the kind of person to throw away

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Speaker 1: Of do you have skid mark underwear? You got duty

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Speaker 2: I don't get to stand around while he like examines them.

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Speaker 1: You really do just sleep in my bed now, I.

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Speaker 3: Know it's bad.

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Speaker 1: I sleep in we really we really like have I

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Speaker 3: Your bed is just so comfy.

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Speaker 1: It's literally a movie. It's sod.

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Speaker 2: Also, like it's really bad because I like, I just

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Speaker 2: I try to. I like to switch my sheets often,

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Speaker 2: I change my sheets. There's a clean bed downstairs with

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Speaker 1: Warm, So I had to either do that I keep you.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I need to start sleeping alone because

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Speaker 2: I've been realizing I haven't spent any time alone in

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Speaker 2: Like when I'm driving sometimes I don't like I don't

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Speaker 1: There's not the way there's something while driving that is

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Speaker 3: Actually alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but also sometimes when I no, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of the ugly for ugly trend? You

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Speaker 1: for you?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: No, actually it's you for you. No, that's funny. It's

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Speaker 3: I mean when I started on binary dating app.

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Speaker 1: Them for them, But ugly for ugly has been this

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Speaker 1: trend happening on Grinder where people will make like, you know,

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Speaker 1: mask for mask. Yeah, it's just like girl, like get

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Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like we would get along because we're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should hook up ugly for ugly.

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Speaker 2: H top ten biggest lies I've ever said? Well I

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: The first thing I want to say is I want

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Speaker 2: I've only thought about this because I have siblings who

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Ryan were literally because O'Ryan spent the night

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Speaker 1: All of the lights were on and like, ya fell asleep,

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Speaker 2: It's because y'all were drinking last night, and I was like, yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm one of the girls too, I'll drink. And I

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Speaker 2: fucking prozac. It literally like when y'all came back in

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Speaker 1: I was, oh, oh my god, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, I swear.

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Speaker 3: I swear on my mother's earn.

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Speaker 2: I swear on my grandpa's death.

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Speaker 1: And the faked this sleep and then she heard the

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Speaker 3: That's why I was like, can we move down to

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Speaker 1: Oriyan were literally just talking loud as fuck. I found

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Speaker 2: But my therapist in a few months and she texted

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then and you're just laying there and me

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Speaker 3: She was saying that. I thought she was joking because

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Speaker 1: And you got so mad when we told you. We

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Speaker 1: You freaked out. You just hit O'Ryan and then you

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Speaker 2: and like that's what I said, and then she was

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Speaker 2: I'm talking in my sleep, you know, I'm talking in

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Speaker 2: she said, she kept talking to me because she was like, wait,

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Speaker 3: No, when I'm in Miami.

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Speaker 2: I do know. I on ironically sleep so long there,

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Speaker 3: Which I guess is like a reoccurring thing for me.

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Speaker 3: But I was like, I was so mean, nurse.

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Speaker 3: I was like, can you shut the fuck up? Like,

442
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 3: you know, I'm fucking sleep talking the fuck.

443
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,199
Speaker 2: Like, and I was like doing that and I like

444
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,080
Speaker 2: turned back over and then I was like, no, but

445
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 2: this shell, you know, is the shells is the kid's shells.

446
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,239
Speaker 3: And then I just like knocked back out. And then

447
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 3: when I woke up, she was like, what are you

448
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 3: talking about. I was like, I don't know.

449
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 1: I didn't have addition kill.

450
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't have a dream.

451
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 3: With heels in it. I guess I just woke up,

452
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,000
Speaker 3: and that's what I think.

453
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,440
Speaker 2: I was having a dream about trends, Like I think

454
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 2: in my dream, i'd seen somebody predicting trends, and somebody

455
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,720
Speaker 2: predicted that like shells.

456
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:40,640
Speaker 3: Would be a trending kitten heels, and I was like, shells, well, because.

457
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400
Speaker 2: You don't know this because you're not a gear, because

458
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: you're not a gear. But last year there was like

459
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,119
Speaker 2: that viral skirt that had shells all over and girls

460
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,159
Speaker 2: really wanted it. It was super expensive, so a bunch of

461
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,719
Speaker 2: people started di ying it. But it was a skirt

462
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 2: just covered in shells that made the most noise ever

463
00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: and it was like like a kick out no literally

464
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: really ad lips for the Beyonce album. And I think

465
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 2: I was just having a dream about that. But I

466
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 2: guess now I like sleep talk and interacted my sleep.

467
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 1: You sleep hit, okay. But I did roll over and

468
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 1: grab Oriyan and then realized I grabbed O'Ryan and like,

469
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, and then I rolled back and turned around.

470
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: I have a bed now.

471
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 2: Is when I turned over and like hugged door and

472
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 2: held her for a second, and I opened my eyes

473
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 2: and I like realized it was her, and she said,

474
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 2: I opened my eyes and went.

475
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 3: And then just like turned back over her and like

476
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 3: went to sleep.

477
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 1: It's so real, Okay, Well, a power outage, I decided,

478
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:49,199
Speaker 1: like I've like like a power outage caused by a

479
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 1: storm specifically is like the greatest feeling in the world.

480
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: And I've only had positive experiences with that except once

481
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 1: when I was like four. When I was like young,

482
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 1: I had really really bad as I don't know if

483
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 1: I told you that, but like I literally like there

484
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 1: were several times where I like almost died. I like

485
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 1: grew out of it. But we were in a power outage,

486
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 1: and like it was so cute, like my mom and

487
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: me and Maddeline and all my siblings like gathered in

488
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: the living room and we lit all of the candles

489
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: in the house and it was so pretty, and like

490
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: Jared and Sam and Jodi were doing like homework by

491
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 1: the fireplace, and like me and Maddelin were chilling, and

492
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 1: then I just started having like the gnarliest panic attack,

493
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: like I was probably like four, and I like vividly

494
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: remember like like I could not breathe and I had

495
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: a nebulizer and yeah, it's like this thing that you

496
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: like put on your face and it like put pumps

497
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: our all butterol and like whatever else steam in your

498
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: fucking lungs.

499
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 2: And like my parents would use that shit on me,

500
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 2: like not exactly that, but like the vix version or

501
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: like machines like that when I was congested, and I

502
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: want one of those again so bad. But my sibling,

503
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 2: or my little sister, Sophia need that a lot growing

504
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: up because she had she had to get her tonsils removed.

505
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 2: She had like a lot of congestion and tonsil issues,

506
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 2: so she was always like choking on her mucus and shit,

507
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: so they would have to put her in that little mask.

508
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 2: And I was so jealous too because they put that

509
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,199
Speaker 2: little medicine, the little like clear thing in it, like

510
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 2: the drops. Maybe it is the same thing because I

511
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 2: never got to use it. I only got to use

512
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 2: it if I was really sick, but my sister got

513
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: to use it all the time. And I was say

514
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 2: jealous because it felt like an alien contraption like that movie.

515
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm literally is, but it was

516
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: battery powered and we ran out of batteries and like

517
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be able to plug it into a wall.

518
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: So I remember like sitting in candlelight power outage, like

519
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: literally not being able to breathe, and like begging my

520
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: mom for my nebulizer, like like I want my nebulator

521
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: to like I need my nebulator. I need it, I

522
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: need it, and I'm like like literally choking out, and

523
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: she did not think. She did not know what to

524
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: fucking do. And eventually like the spasm past or whatever

525
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: the fuck, my airways like cleared up or some shit,

526
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: but like I literally thought I was gonna die.

527
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: I think the closest I've gotten to that feeling is

528
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 2: maybe like in a steam room, in a steam room

529
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 2: with too much stemon, and I go in there and

530
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 2: then for like I try to be cool because I

531
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 2: can't fuck with a steam room. I try to be

532
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 2: chilled and like, ooh, steam room so sexy. But without fail,

533
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 2: every time I enter a steam room, I like the

534
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 2: reaction for something like I want to like suck in

535
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: all the air to get my body acclimated to it,

536
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 2: and then I feel like I start choking on the steam.

537
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: And then I try to act chill because usually when

538
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 2: you enter a steamroom, especially at like a gym or something.

539
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: There's people in there, So I'll go in trying to

540
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: act chill, and I'll go and sit down and like

541
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: hold myself and try to like regulate my breathing. But

542
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: then I am convincing myself that I'm gonna throw up

543
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: and like knock out because.

544
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 3: It's too much steam, and then I run out.

545
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: I really like, you can't go to a steam room

546
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: in la as a man. So much sperm, sperm, spunk,

547
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: mold and cruising boo, it is super cruisy.

548
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: Well, I found something we need to go to and

549
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 2: it's a musical but it's furries, and it's like that

550
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: sounds fun. They're in furry costumes, like they're in there.

551
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh, we need to go to this.

552
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: Now.

553
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: See I love furries. I'm not even kidding.

554
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 2: Spain's Spain's got talent. Why can't they do? America's got talent?

555
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: Does America not fuck with furries?

556
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney farted at the Megala?

557
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 3: No she didn't, did she really?

558
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't know.

559
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: Is that like a rumor we're trying to start?

560
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: I think so.

561
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 3: Sydney had bubbly guts of the meta.

562
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeny farted at the Sidney.

563
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: Sidney was experiencing what Kai experienced at Coachella at the

564
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 2: met Gala. Well, the thing I was gonna admit earlier

565
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 2: which I never got round two is.

566
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 3: I, although many.

567
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 2: Years in therapy and working on myself, guys, sometimes I

568
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:18,959
Speaker 2: still fall to when my first boyfriend Roy, When Roy Roy,

569
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 2: But actually I'll just say no, it's a really bad thing,

570
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: and like me and him have talked about it, so

571
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: I think it's fine. Also, like I'm friends with the guy.

572
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 2: It's all chill. We live our lives. Everything is amazing.

573
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: We got very lucky in that sense. But when he

574
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 2: first broke up with me, I threw myself on the floor,

575
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 2: had a panic attack and said that it hurt more

576
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 2: than when my mom died.

577
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: They got you too, girls, damn to be there.

578
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: That lasted for about ten minutes. I was kind of

579
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: likeing a panic attack. I was like, I'm going back

580
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: to Miami, back to Miami. You're breaking my heart, You're

581
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 2: destroying me. I want to kill myself.

582
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: And then about ten minutes past and I did stand

583
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 3: up and I was like, I'm not going to Miami.

584
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go home.

585
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: And then I profusely apologize because that is a crazy

586
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: After that, I almost crossed the car. Yeah, but then

587
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: we got back together. It's like classic, classic breakup shit.

588
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 2: But then we really broke up and then Yeah, I

589
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: just wanted to let that out there because all of

590
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: my siblings have been going through it with relationships and

591
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: like calling me and talking to me about it and

592
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: then going on a tangent about how they feel crazy

593
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: because they are crazy.

594
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: No, what I'm finding out is literally everyone is batshit crazy. Yeah,

595
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: like everyone. People hide it, people hide it better than

596
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: other people, but everyone deep fucking down is a jealous, insecure,

597
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: crazy person, myself included. Don't get it twisted. Like, literally

598
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 1: everyone is batshit fucking crazy, and maybe maybe that's just

599
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: the normal, and we've been programmed to think by the

600
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: patriarchy that being crazy is like a bad thing, but

601
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: it's not really me trying.

602
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: To convince myself it's okay that I threw myself on

603
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: the floor when my mom died, Drew crashing out, Like

604
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 2: the thing is I'm crashing out is just not as fun.

605
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 3: Because like.

606
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: Because you hate me, no, because switched.

607
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: Sadness and anger. I like, I love you so much,

608
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: but also you know what it is. It goes back

609
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: and forth because when I'm like having anxious freak outs

610
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 2: over like ship that you can see clearly that I'm

611
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 2: just like.

612
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: Making always there for you. I have never once not

613
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: been there for you.

614
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 3: He makes fun of me, don't I don't know what

615
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 3: this all is. I don't know what's all this?

616
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,479
Speaker 2: Then because I make I know what's all this?

617
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 3: Then literally like we need it.

618
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: Like I think that's like the way we all each

619
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 2: other is literally like when one of us is freaking

620
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: out over something and the other person can clearly see

621
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 2: that they are going down the wrong path, you have

622
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: to laugh because if you don't like bruh, if half

623
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: the ship you were anxious about, if I.

624
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: Stood in drew space and I was like, girl, yeah

625
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 3: I'm scared too, like a rat, I was killed. Girl,

626
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 3: That's the realest thing I've ever heard.

627
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: How did you even think of that? Like? Is is

628
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: even like, oh my god, how did you know that?

629
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 3: Like I went.

630
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: On this like insane like doom spiral the other day

631
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: about like a woo you in hymns. And that's what

632
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: I say every That's what I say every single time.

633
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: Is I'm like and like the craziest thing is it's real.

634
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: It's it's fucking real, like I can tell it.

635
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: And then it goes and then if you like battle

636
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: it a little bit, you kind of go you up.

637
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: Well, everything I say usually happened, so whatever.

638
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: Like it's almost like a threat of like you're either

639
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: on the right side or you're the You'll find out you're.

640
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: You're either right or you're the up, Like you either

641
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: stand with me or against me.

642
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: But I mean that's dude, and in a moment of true,

643
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: like now it feels more rare. But you we've known

644
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 2: each other long enough that you were there for when

645
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: I was younger, and like my anger, like my anger

646
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: valve was so easy, and you just need somebody around

647
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: who's like not scared to be like girl, your dumb,

648
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: which is I think that almost kind of also is

649
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: why friends butt heads A lot or a lot of

650
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: friend groups have all these there's like this whole idea

651
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: of you see a friend group being like, oh my god,

652
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: I wish I had that. But what you don't take

653
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: into account is all friend groups and they really are

654
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: like families and relationships. You were going to butt heads,

655
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: you were going to like have to hear things you

656
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: don't want to hear. But that's what makes friends valuable

657
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: is you need somebody to look in your face and

658
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: be like, girl, the person you have a crush on

659
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: didn't just fly to the Russian bath house in New York.

660
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: They're here and they like you.

661
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: Did you see Ian's video about the Russian bath house?

662
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: Oh? I did. I fucking wait while you find it.

663
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: Let me go to the restaurant.

664
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: Why why?

665
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 3: How was your time at the Russian Turkish bath house?

666
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 3: It was fun? It was like really chill vibes.

667
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: He's so fucking funny, dude.

668
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 4: Not much.

669
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: I kind of just like relaxed, and it was a

670
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: great time in there. His soggy bottom kaya being a

671
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: wait guy's office, bottom office bottom, soggy bottom.

672
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 3: He's the New York right now, So we should check

673
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 3: his location to see if he's at the bath house.

674
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might be at the bath house. I really

675
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: want to go. I really want to go so bad.

676
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: Is it for real?

677
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: Like a cruising destination?

678
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: That's what I was asking one of my day friends.

679
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: Because I don't think it. I don't think it really

680
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: is like I think it's like I think it's become

681
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: that like online, but in real life, I'm like, I

682
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: can't imagine like a bath house being that publicly known

683
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: and gay men still wanting to like go hook up there,

684
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: because the whole point of like bathhouses and cruising culture

685
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: is that it's like secret and it's taboo and it's

686
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: like a fun thing that gay men know about and

687
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: only we know about. But I don't know, I don't

688
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 1: think it actually is.

689
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: I mean it kind of goes back into that thing.

690
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: Remember when I was saying how I hate that the

691
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 2: internet has given men a scope into women's culture and

692
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: like ideology because it just makes them smarter at navigating

693
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: around women.

694
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: That's how I feel about the idea.

695
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, straight just find out about.

696
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: Cruising and like like making straight people making notes about it.

697
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: But cruising is literally like also, I just love the

698
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: word cruising, like such a good word.

699
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 3: Cruising is it because it's like a chill passage with

700
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 3: nothing but pleasure and joy?

701
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 2: Yes, you know how Okay, this might get annoying, but

702
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some people out there like doing good.

703
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Like I'm sure there's some bitches out there who got

704
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: diagnosed with OCD later in their life.

705
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: Like I did. But it is.

706
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: Really funny because it makes me like think about all

707
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: the things that I'm like randomly scared of or sure of,

708
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 2: and like the things that I think about all the time.

709
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: I remember so vividly when I was like six or seven,

710
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: on the news on seven News in Miami, they've started

711
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: talking about how a restaurant had gotten in trouble because

712
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: they put hidden cameras in the bathroom. From that moment on,

713
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: I have never walked into a bathroom without thinking that

714
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: I am being watched somehow.

715
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: When I popsbilet, the toilets have the automatic toilets with

716
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: the red light, those are all cameras.

717
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 3: I think those are cameras.

718
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: And also not only that though, like even if it's

719
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: a random establishment, I think part of the reason I'm

720
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: so obsessed with bathrooms because if you know me, I

721
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: love bathrooms, I will go I don't just go to

722
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: the bathroom to use the bathroom. I go into a

723
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: bathroom and I like, I look around, I take.

724
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 3: In the scenery. I just hope about the scenery.

725
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: Like bathrooms are very important to me. But without fail,

726
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: I always think there's a camera in there, and I

727
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 2: have the crazy person thought where like if I have

728
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: a freshly shaved but and I'm like, cause I don't

729
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: sit on toilets unless I like have the time to

730
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: like put payer it out, so I usually do my squatting.

731
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: There have literally been time where I have a fresh

732
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: shaved butthole and I think to myself, I'm like, honestly,

733
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: like respect, I guess whoever gets to see today literally

734
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: gets a beautiful shop. And oh my god, I didn't

735
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: tell you about this when.

736
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: I was you're whispering eye.

737
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get really scared, Like I'm genuinely convinced that

738
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: there's like eighteen.

739
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 3: Videos out there of me in the bathroom, because like.

740
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: I probably are.

741
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 3: I think people put cameras.

742
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 2: But but that was just to point out that, like genuinely,

743
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: since that, I have never not thought about that because.

744
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, there are always cameras in the bathroom.

745
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 2: They're right.

746
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: The cameras are in the bathrooms. The cameras are in

747
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: the walls. The cameras are in your teeth actually, so

748
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: pull your teeth out.

749
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 2: You should.

750
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like what Shave.

751
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: Dawson getting on Sunies to propose.

752
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 3: So it's not even.

753
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: Like the whole camera thing remember when he was like,

754
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 4: oh the liot or the what is it?

755
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: The infrared map that stands your.

756
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 2: Face, which I guess I kind of do believe, but

757
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: also like I just believe everything. Thank God, I'm not

758
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 2: like seventy or something or like even in my fifties

759
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: with an iPhone, because I understand how crazy people happen.

760
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh they're crazy people. I see things on my phone

761
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 2: and whether I believe it or not, like it goes

762
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: in there and it stays in there and then without

763
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 2: without realization, it's in there, like it's just in there,

764
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what if they are right?

765
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, I've been seeing like people like that I'm

766
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: friends with from like the age of twenty up until

767
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: like thirty two, which I thought was like a safe

768
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: age range to not fall for this. I've been seeing

769
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: people fall for like AI like crazy.

770
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 3: It is No, it's getting scary.

771
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: Like like there was one of this like like white

772
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: lotus praying mantis that randomly so many people sent to me,

773
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: which is like crazy. Okay, So RB's the food establishment.

774
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Least nuggets, No, they released nuggets. I really want to know.

775
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 3: They carried chicken.

776
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like beef nuggets beef nuggets, and they're

777
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: like they're like red. No, they're not fried.

778
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 3: Can I see?

779
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is you want them. I want them badly.

780
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: But where all the squirrels? Have you been seeing squirrels around?

781
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: Literally last episode you saw a squirrel in the tree.

782
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: Girl, birrel?

783
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 2: Damn, I have adhd as fuck.

784
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: I just like.

785
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 4: It, shiny.

786
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: Light, shiny, No, that squirrel met that. No, those are

787
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: deer ankles. Those are Achilles tendons. Those are the fucking

788
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: lips of a cooter bronze and that fell off in

789
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: the summer heat. Throw a sun dress, splatted on the ground,

790
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: picked up off the fucking ground. Are those not beef curtains?

791
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: Those are labias.

792
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 3: Okay, chill with the beef because I got some beef.

793
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: Too, I know. That's why I'm saying that. Yeah, I

794
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: have like dear ankle I have.

795
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 3: I have, like my tips died for sure. That's disgusting.

796
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 1: It's ombre.

797
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, this on the window is crazy.

798
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: I know. They look like like raw testicles.

799
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 3: It looks like shit. It literally looks like.

800
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: Why are they black?

801
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: They're charred. It's because it's to incite the Arby's customer

802
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: who goes to Arby's for that smoky flavor. I don't

803
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 2: like smoky flavors in food unless it's like for barbecue

804
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 2: food only. Like I don't don't make my meat smoky

805
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 2: unless I am partaking in a barbecue esque feast.

806
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 3: I don't want my beef.

807
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: To literally taste like it smoked a cigarette before it got.

808
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 3: In my mouth. Like that is navid.

809
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: Somebody out there is gonna be like smoking meat is

810
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: the best. You keep your smoky meat to your fucking self.

811
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: I got enough smoky meat around here because Drew doesn't

812
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: wash his wiener.

813
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: Something I've been thinking a lot about recently. I don't Yeah,

814
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: we can't see up my skirt. I hope you can't

815
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: see my balls falling out of my shorts. I really

816
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: want to get on testosterone. I really believe if anybody

817
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: has like a legal testosterone that they can give me

818
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: like the gel or something like. I really want to

819
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: get big. My fitness journey is crazy fucking right now, y'all. Oh,

820
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this. I'll tell you this later.

821
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: M girl, What the fuck am I talking about?

822
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought you were gonna like go

823
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 3: in about your health and wellness.

824
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, it's crazy. Is there's this like you know,

825
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: like oh, like she's serving like and you know how

826
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: like Twitter like finds a way to like abstract everything

827
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: into like the most like hilarious thought you've ever heard.

828
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 3: Are you going to talk about this? Turn nineteen?

829
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: Yes? Turning nineteen in Poland? Yeah is literally, like legitimately

830
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: like one of the funniest things I've ever had. It's crazy,

831
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: Like whoever conceptualized that in their fucking brain is literally

832
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: a genius, Like oh, in just turning nineteen in Poland?

833
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: It's actually crazy too because how does that just translate?

834
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: Like it really does?

835
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 2: I guess one person explains it and then it goes

836
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 2: on forever, because there's definitely people who say that someone

837
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: turned nineteen in Poland and they're just saying it.

838
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like that shows.

839
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: It's kind of like the Stuns in New Selfie, Like

840
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people don't know that, Like

841
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: the Stuns in New Selfie is from pop Crave, Yeah,

842
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: pop crazy of talking about what's or not Donna, Tulliversachi, Dona,

843
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's like they were like Donna

844
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: Tulliversachi stuns or Madonna stuns in new selfie?

845
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: Right that fucking American Life song. Me and Josh listened

846
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: to it on the way home from karaoke last night.

847
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: Legitimately the worst song I've ever heard. It is so bad.

848
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: It literally sounds like like a throwaway beat. Like the

849
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: beat to that song. It's literally a Thomas Jefferson type beat.

850
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: It's horrible.

851
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 2: It's like a fake pop Crave said it, Madonna Stun's

852
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 2: a new selfie. Yeah, Modern Life by Our American Life

853
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: by Madonna is change my name, get.

854
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: Im gonna be a stun.

855
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: I am not a Christian. She was on it. It

856
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: was also two thousand and nine.

857
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: I can't even get on her though, because, like I

858
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: get a double s, it goes right through my body.

859
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 2: And you know I'm satisfied. I draw my mini coopa

860
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 2: and I'm feeling super duper yo, and you know I'm satisfied.

861
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 2: I do yoga and the rumors for lahaties and I'm

862
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 2: checking out their bodies and you don't want sad as side?

863
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: God are you talking about? That was AI generated lyrics

864
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: before AI.

865
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: Or even a thing. Madonna was the first person to

866
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 3: access the part of Yeah.

867
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: Access it has access to quantum computing.

868
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: I feel like that's kind of no.

869
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's kind of song, I would write,

870
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: but I saw someone talking about this, and this is

871
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: like the realist thing ever, and I added a couple

872
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: of things to it. But before you try to come

873
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: for me, like before you tried to read me, make

874
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: sure you have a hairline. Make sure both of your

875
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: parents are alive. What else did I say?

876
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: So I'm out?

877
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's all I have. Make sure your

878
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,959
Speaker 1: parents are alive, and make sure your hairline is in check.

879
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 3: Why the parents alive?

880
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: Because because I will go there, no, no, no, I

881
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: will go there.

882
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 2: I will.

883
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: I will read you back to filth and I will

884
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: be like, where are your fucking parents.

885
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: I do miss the like quick nature of my brain

886
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 2: from like seventeen to twenty one, because I was like

887
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: you were so I was like so, yeah, I was.

888
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 2: You couldn't make me shut up and no one could

889
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 2: tell me not to say shit, which I'm grateful for now,

890
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 2: But damn, I was just so quick with literally destroying people,

891
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: which is honestly a superpower that I.

892
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 3: Think every person Miami Gap.

893
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of people that can like be quick

894
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: roast or whatever. Yeah, like I.

895
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 3: Think it really is is just growing up in Miami.

896
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: You you have to you must you learn or die.

897
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 3: You must have a comeback.

898
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 2: You meet, you must you must speak immediately.

899
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: Wait, what's your like on my bos? What you read

900
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: on me? Right now? My physical appearance? But don't like

901
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: not my legs?

902
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: Why not your legs?

903
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: Because it's an easy No, I don't.

904
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 3: Have anything to say about you. You look good.

905
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 2: I genuinely think you look good. I don't know what

906
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: I would say. If I had to say something, it

907
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: would be like.

908
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: To your core, don't go there?

909
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 3: Should I go into your core?

910
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: Don't go into my core.

911
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 2: Let's get in your core.

912
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 1: No, don't go there. But have abs now? I literally

913
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: have abs. Now it's crazy, y'all. I've never had abs

914
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: in my life. I've been like fucking eating one hundred

915
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: and fifty grams of protein a day.

916
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 2: Me rolling my eyes because like, abs are so easy,

917
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: like aps, Yeah, I have aps.

918
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: No, I don't.

919
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't have as you literally do have abs.

920
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: I do. Like the thing is, I want to get

921
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: really strong because I.

922
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 2: Want my arms to be really strong, But I don't

923
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 2: want them to be like strong without me flash.

924
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: Should I have the picture of me on the podcast

925
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: with my body tea?

926
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 2: Are you asking me if you should body check?

927
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Should I body Yeah?

928
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: I do a quick body Yeah, I'll do a big

929
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: body serve it's deserved.

930
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: No, but notice how I got shirtless in karaoke last night.

931
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 3: I know that was insane.

932
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: Well, no, the thing was is it was because the

933
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: vibe in there was fucking insane. It was like I

934
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: don't remember what song was playing, but it was a

935
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: weird fucking song. You were rolling a joint, which I've

936
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: never seen you roll a joint in my goddamn life.

937
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: And then like people were like dissociated and like freaking out.

938
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: And then I was like, that's.

939
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 2: Also because most of our friends at this point are

940
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: like straight edge essentially, but maybe not by choice, like

941
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: all of us were like my medication, I have a schedule,

942
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: I have this, so like we can't get fucked up

943
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 2: the way we used to.

944
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: So now that really is just a room full of.

945
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: People like sober minds. Yeah, I just like sober minds

946
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: doing karaoke. I no, but I turned that bitch up

947
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: last night.

948
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like yeah, me too, me too.

949
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 3: I was there too.

950
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I had that bitch turn. You missed Ikona

951
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: Pop Charlie XCX, No I was there, Oh no, no

952
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: sorry my opening Judas.

953
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 3: By opening, Oh I missed the opening song.

954
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: Opening number Judas. I know.

955
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: That's the annoying thing about us going to karaoke is

956
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: literally all of our friends are like, uh, you miss this.

957
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: It's real, Like I take it very serious. I was

958
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: like in the car with Josh, like scrolling through like Spotify,

959
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: where I was like, Okay, what's my three set track

960
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: list going to be? Like, Okay, I'm gonna open with

961
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: Judas and then I'm gonna do I love it Iconopop.

962
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: I was trying to do Paper Gangster by Lady Gaga,

963
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: but of course they wouldn't fucking have that song to

964
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: sign away my life. That's like my favorite Gaga song

965
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: right now. And then you put on aberc Daber for

966
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: me and Josiah and that bit that shut that fucking

967
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 1: bitch down. I'm really like I did.

968
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: The thing is I will say not to like pat

969
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: myself on the back, but I did come in there

970
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: and I like added a vibe and an aura that

971
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 2: was a genuinely.

972
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: Green aura with flies. Bitch you fucking stink like shit.

973
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: You pulled up.

974
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: So I literally showed up latest fucks smelling like weed

975
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: and then pulled a bunch of weaed out of my

976
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: bag and started rolling up.

977
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: You had like a CARDI b grinder for some reason.

978
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 2: For some reason, okay, next any other questions. I bought

979
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: it in Miami because when I went to Miami, I

980
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 2: lost all my weed, and then my friend had to

981
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 2: give me weed, and then I had to go back

982
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 2: to rolling rolling loud.

983
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: I literally think, like from a very young age, like

984
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: it's awesome that we were all taught don't be a tattletell,

985
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: Like that's the realist shit, Like everyone collectively was like

986
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: taught mind your own fucking business from a very young age.

987
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: And it's like, I honestly respect the shit out of that,

988
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: Like don't be a tattletel. If you're a tattletell and

989
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: adult hood bitch, I will kill you with a fucking gun,

990
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: like get out of my fucking face. Like if like,

991
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, if someone catches me in a lie,

992
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: literally just let me embarrass myself. Don't call me out,

993
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: like do you know what I mean?

994
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: I think it does depend on the lie too, because

995
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 2: I can't stand a bitch. You just will like bud

996
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: in to be the person who's like right or something,

997
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 2: unless it's like I will say, you do share information

998
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: sometimes where I'm like that is like you are a

999
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: misinformation spreader.

1000
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: I love its information.

1001
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are definitely some worlds where I'm like, somebody does.

1002
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: Go watch like the first twenty five episodes of the podcast.

1003
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: All I said on that fucking podcast was from the

1004
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: genesis that I was here to spread misinformation. Like that's

1005
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: literally all I am is a misinformation machine. And I'm sorry.

1006
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 2: We're just we're like the messengers. Like that's what it

1007
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 2: feels like, is we're the messengers and we're just like real,

1008
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 2: it's a game of telephone that's gone really bad because

1009
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 2: we're too stupid to like actually like because I will

1010
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: learn things and I can hold the information, but I

1011
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 2: will embellish the information.

1012
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm exaggerating like I'm really good.

1013
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 2: I see the facts told to me. I will regurgitate,

1014
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: but I'll just.

1015
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: Like also if I like, yeah, no, it's a punch up, like.

1016
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 2: Got you gotta like you have to like ree old

1017
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: people like with that information.

1018
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: For example, like if if I spend a certain amount

1019
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: of money at someone's birthday party for their birthday party,

1020
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: like and it's like, oh, like I spent like two

1021
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for real, spent two hundred dollars, bitch, I'm

1022
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: telling everybody I spent five hundred dollars.

1023
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 2: Like like he does do that, you do do that.

1024
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 3: He'll be like it's like, oh my god.

1025
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: This thing I just spent like ten thousand dollars and

1026
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: it was like one hundred dollars. It's like, like it

1027
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: drives me fucking insaying I hate spending money. I hate

1028
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: spending money.

1029
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: Well, I I wouldn't do that.

1030
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: I don't lie about those kind of things.

1031
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, See what it gets lost in translations

1032
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no, no.

1033
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 2: No, that like you're weird.

1034
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: It's so I'm not a liar. I just am an

1035
00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: exaggerator and I'm ninety five percent of the time in

1036
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: character like I'm I'm doing a bit. And I think

1037
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: it's kind of got lost in translation over the past

1038
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: few years where people think that I'm just like lying

1039
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: but no, like like specifically to you. You think I'm like,

1040
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but I'm we lie to each other all

1041
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: the time. But it's like it's we both know it's

1042
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: a lie. It's not like a lie. It's not giving.

1043
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: I'm a bit better at like delivery, so I know

1044
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: I'm like an actor, boots, like I really give actor,

1045
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: I really give actor. I mean no, you do you do? Yeah,

1046
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: And that's why we are going to be in now

1047
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: you see me too. That is like actually fucking disgusting,

1048
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 2: Like it's disgusting, and especially with the fucking sounds, it

1049
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: is so fucking gross, like it is so nasty.

1050
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: Why are you claiming it for my girls? Why the fuck?

1051
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: No?

1052
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: I want to know why, like what the origin of

1053
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: this and why everybody has like a visceral reaction.

1054
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 3: Okay, every time I.

1055
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 1: Do it, everyone male, woman, female, whatever.

1056
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 2: Sounds are fucking insane because you don't like you don't swallow,

1057
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: you don't do that, don't do that.

1058
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: I like what.

1059
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: I guess it is.

1060
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: The close stop. It is the closest you can get to,

1061
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 2: like sticking the middle finger as like an adult.

1062
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: Does that make sact like because it's really nasty. It

1063
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: is so nasty, you know what it is too.

1064
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: I've always found I have always found like impersonating giving

1065
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 2: her to a girl so gross.

1066
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: Like can go like that whole thing and it's funny

1067
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: seeing you like I looked insane. Well I didn't get

1068
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: myself head.

1069
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 3: No you can't.

1070
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 1: I really can.

1071
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 3: Let me see that tho.

1072
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: No, but that's funny to people, but like you can't

1073
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: even look at it.

1074
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 3: So gross. Also, I like, why is it a thing?

1075
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 2: Are there women out there who see like guys who

1076
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: thirst trap with the whole tongue situation, Like are there

1077
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: actually people out there women and men who see someone's

1078
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: tongue doing all that and they're like fuck because like

1079
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 2: I see that, and I'm like, I don't know. At

1080
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: that point, just like post yourself actually giving head. But

1081
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 2: then I guess like the whole thing is your face

1082
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 2: will be blocked, disgusting.

1083
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 3: I just think it's nasty. It's just so visceral.

1084
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: It's just a thing.

1085
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so visceral. And I think most people

1086
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 2: who do that, especially dead serious, are bad at.

1087
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,479
Speaker 3: Giving head to women.

1088
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like when the Weekend was obsessed

1089
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 2: with about giving head to women.

1090
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: I see lick in that tongue on stage rock heard.

1091
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy. That is crazy work. Also, like I

1092
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 2: don't know something like I just it feels like a lie.

1093
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: It feels like a lot.

1094
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: Girl. We didn't even fucking talk about Gaga performing to

1095
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: two point one million people.

1096
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: I haven't seen anything of it because I wasn't like

1097
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: on my phone. All I saw was like a screenshot

1098
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 2: on Instagram or I saw a thing of like crowds

1099
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: like moving.

1100
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: It's crazy. How many people two point one million? Oh

1101
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: we could do that, Yeah we can. We can pull that.

1102
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: Guys gonna we're gonna pull up to Copa Cabana. Literally

1103
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: thirty eight people.

1104
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 2: Show caa No, we're gonna get kicked out.

1105
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad got axed in the head at Copa Cabana.

1106
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet, like legitimately, I know, and it's stuck

1107
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: in his.

1108
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is I've never noticed, like this

1109
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 2: little spot right here is a scar, and like if

1110
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: you look and touch it, it's a scar. But it

1111
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: literally is from when I grabbed that stalking as a

1112
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: kid and I stabbed myself on the head.

1113
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 3: But I've never noticed.

1114
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: That's why I have a weird fake widow's peak, because

1115
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 2: if you look too closely at my scalp, you can

1116
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 2: see like a small line where hair just doesn't grow

1117
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 2: so my hair like started growing around ew.

1118
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: It's so nasty.

1119
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 2: I should shave my widow's peak and I should shape

1120
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 2: like around my head to give myself like the perfect

1121
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: ideal hair. Really gross, stop shaving your widows peak. I

1122
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 2: guess everybody gets to do what they want, but like

1123
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 2: the shaving, the widows.

1124
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: Peak, the five o'clock shadow, widows peak like is a

1125
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: really crazy vibe. You're allowed to, You're allowed You're allowed to.

1126
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, if that's where you want to go, it's literally

1127
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 3: like that. No, like, if that's what you want, like,

1128
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: I love you and I'll go there with you.

1129
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: Would I do it to myself?

1130
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. You can't pay me to do that. But

1131
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 3: I see you, and I see that that's what you think.

1132
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: Are like, that's what people can like, How did it?

1133
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 2: Because I don't even have a deep widow's peak saying

1134
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 2: that it is crazy because I don't think I technically

1135
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: actually have one.

1136
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: I want one, and growing up I wanted one so bad.

1137
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: When I was like learning like Punnett squares and like

1138
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: genetics and ship, I was jealous of the people with

1139
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,720
Speaker 1: widows peaks and like the ear lobes.

1140
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: What earlobes like disconnected. Yeahbes are your ears. Your lobes

1141
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 2: are like connected, but I think minor connected.

1142
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: To No, you have detached?

1143
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 3: Is that like?

1144
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: But you can't you want what you can't have, and

1145
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: I wanted.

1146
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: I've never thought about my ears.

1147
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 2: I can't lie like my ears have never been like, oh,

1148
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 2: I wish I had better years, like, but I know,

1149
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: I mean, you.

1150
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: Should be thinking about them, babe.

1151
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 3: Are they big?

1152
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 1: They're nasty.

1153
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 3: I feel like I have one year and you.

1154
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: Have such cute years. You have such proportion in middle school.

1155
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 2: One time, I don't know which ear is pointier, but

1156
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 2: one time somebody was like, you have such an elf

1157
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 2: ear on that side of your head. And that was

1158
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: the only time I thought about my ear and I

1159
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 2: did cover my ear.

1160
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: Logs oh insecurity is born elf.

1161
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 3: Also, I was really sure.

1162
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: I think kind of like they were calling me like

1163
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 2: a hobbit from Lord of the Rings.

1164
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: I genuinely considered getting my ears cut and then sewed

1165
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: into being point for like thirty minutes. That's when I

1166
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: was like sixteen. I'm not even joking.

1167
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 2: Oh well, I also considered I considered splitting my time.

1168
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: I wanted us split. I wanted to split time because

1169
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: seeing people like try play with it few drinks at

1170
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: the same time. Could you imagine what that would do

1171
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: to your brain? Like cutting your tongue in half and

1172
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: putting like coffee in one side and then Coca cola

1173
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: in the other, and then like half of your brain

1174
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: tastes coffee and half of your brain taste coke, Like

1175
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: could you imagine what that fucking feels like? I feel

1176
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: like it would short circuit your brain. I guess you

1177
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: could literally just put a drop.

1178
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't have to like go the actually yeah, yeah.

1179
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 2: I was a bit obsessed with body mods when I

1180
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 2: was a teenager, Like there was a second where I

1181
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: really like it. I feel like for a lot of

1182
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: people who actually go into it, I never went there

1183
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 2: because my dad was so anti like piercings and all

1184
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 2: those things, Like my dad didn't even like that I

1185
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 2: dyed my hair a lot. That was a huge point of.

1186
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 3: Like beef between us.

1187
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 2: I wanted to say about our word, but I can't

1188
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 2: like contingent beef.

1189
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 3: That was our beef growing up.

1190
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 2: And so then I had fate gauges. I had those

1191
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 2: gear from Hot Topic that were like the fake gauges,

1192
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: and I really wanted.

1193
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 3: To stretch my ears.

1194
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 2: Now I'm glad he didn't let me, because I don't

1195
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 2: think I would be able to like rock stretched ear still.

1196
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 2: I think I would have moved past it, but you

1197
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 2: wouldn't let me do that. And I really wanted like

1198
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: an industrial bar. I wanted piercings all down my ear.

1199
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 2: I wanted a nose piercing. I really wanted an eyebrow piercing.

1200
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 2: At one point, I was like really thinking about like

1201
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: the nose bride nosebridge, but my dad was just so

1202
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: anti all of that because for him, that means you're

1203
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 2: a fucking bruja and you're evil and you're like going

1204
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 2: to hell and you're gonna burn and like also bring

1205
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 2: demon crats to the family.

1206
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that wasn't a vibe.

1207
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 2: But I wish I did.

1208
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,919
Speaker 3: I wanted it so bad.

1209
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 2: But I did want a split tongue because I like, damn,

1210
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: but to me, that just sound like a lip party trick.

1211
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: I really wanted like an RFID chip put into my

1212
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: palm right here so you could scan it. And like

1213
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: I've seen people.

1214
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 3: Like people still do that because why at certain source,

1215
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: it's like put your hand here.

1216
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: That's I think just like biometric reading like at the

1217
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,439
Speaker 1: airport and shit like that's not like chips in your hand.

1218
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 2: But I'm ever like a whole foods when it's like

1219
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 2: if you're an Amazon, that's just biometric, like scanning your palm.

1220
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: I think, but I'm not one hundred percent sure because

1221
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,280
Speaker 1: I love to spread miss, and.

1222
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do kind of the power of makeup situation

1223
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 2: like Nikki tutorials, except change the lines on my hand

1224
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 2: and then see if the biometrics.

1225
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 3: Can pick me up.

1226
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: Girl. There's no stop in this fucking palm. There's no

1227
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: change in that.

1228
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do have like the lines like I mean,

1229
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: there's stories, I've got.

1230
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: The lines of a masterminds.

1231
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: I have just like the softest, nicest hands ever, Like

1232
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 2: give me me a person.

1233
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, both of our lines going between here. This means

1234
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: we're selfless. We give too much of ourselves to people.

1235
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.

1236
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 2: I'm sure I know a lot of selfish bitches. No selfless,

1237
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 2: I said no, But I'm saying I think I might

1238
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: know a lot of selfish bitches. With that. Oh, they're

1239
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 2: going against they're beaten path.

1240
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: No, there are too many selfish people in this world.

1241
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 2: I do think being selfish is so important. But also

1242
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 2: I think being selfish is important for anxious people who

1243
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 2: care more about the people around them because they don't

1244
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: see any value in themselves, which is like sadly me

1245
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 2: and a lot of people.

1246
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: I know, I agree to a certain extent, but like

1247
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: I there there are people that take this selfishness to

1248
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: an extra.

1249
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what gives like the word or the

1250
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 2: idea of selfish such a bad taste in your mouth.

1251
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: But I remember when I first started going to therapy

1252
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 2: that was a huge thing with my therapist. Is her

1253
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: kind of like reiterating to meet time and time again

1254
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 2: that the idea to be selfish is like coded in negativity,

1255
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 2: but being selfish is such a key component of living

1256
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 2: your life and moving forward and like checking with yourself.

1257
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,919
Speaker 2: And she always talked about how to her, the idea

1258
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 2: of being selfish is life us about being greedy or

1259
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 2: being like uncaring to others or like constantly putting yourself

1260
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 2: first above others as much as it is just like

1261
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 2: you are all you have, so to make sure that

1262
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 2: every movement you go through it's with the selfish intent

1263
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 2: that like this is what I want, Like this is

1264
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: what I'm feeling whatever, because a lot of people aren't

1265
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: taught to be selfish, I think, especially like women.

1266
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 3: Enough.

1267
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not gay, dudes, are you gay? I'm gay?

1268
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh?

1269
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 3: Fuck my chances. I would never have sex with you.

1270
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: Well that's funny because I would never have sex with you.

1271
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: Your body discussed me.

1272
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: The idea of your body makes me quiver with me

1273
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 3: shake in anger. Well shit, that was the episode.

1274
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm so sore from fucking working out four days a week.

1275
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and guess I'm going to the gym today.

1276
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 2: My wrist in jaw hurts because I was hanging out

1277
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 2: with your mom last night. It's like, yeah, why would

1278
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:15,479
Speaker 2: your jaw hurt? She had a stain on her leg

1279
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 2: and it was ketch up and I was trying to

1280
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 2: get it off. But I use my my like uh

1281
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: my mouth.

1282
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 3: Eh, well I.

1283
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: Will my never mind. I was gonna go real low.

1284
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: I won't do that to you.

1285
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: Well, guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode.

1286
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: Myke wait, how about we do Drew Siah? Oh yeah,

1287
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: this is my impression of a lesbian dropping her keys. Oops,

1288
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: I dropped my keys. Also, I love eating pussy.

1289
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 2: I believe when lesbians like talk about getting had because

1290
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 2: I mean, shit, there ain't much else to do.

1291
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 3: There's plenty of other shit to do, but.

1292
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: Like plenty of other fish to fry.

1293
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 3: You can't move the car without starting it.

1294
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: What is the difference between coffa and kretom.

1295
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: Kraatom is evil, sinister, dark, sick, twisted. Don't ever touch

1296
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: it in your life. It is in opiate analog and

1297
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: it or not really but it touches to the same

1298
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: receptors in your brains at opiate zu. Kava is like

1299
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: similar to xanax in the way that it like calms

1300
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: your anxieties, but it makes your mouth really numb and

1301
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: it feels fucking weird.

1302
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of kava bars in Miami. It's a

1303
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 2: huge thing.

1304
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: Kava is like more chill and I think there are like,

1305
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 1: I mean.

1306
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 3: There's creative bars in Miami.

1307
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: Tailor Yeah, there's like cultural roots in both. Yeah.

1308
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 2: I looked it up when I saw the kava bar,

1309
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: and I was like, holy shit, kava is a thing.

1310
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, it is like a huge like samoan but no,

1311
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: it's like drinking beer without all the bad effects of alcohol.

1312
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 3: Oh, there's kava bars here.

1313
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's probably Kraaton bars here too, but that

1314
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: shit is so evil and like it's so sad watching

1315
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: like these, like influencer white girls accidentally get addicted to

1316
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: these feel good shots and then not realize that they're literally.

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01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 3: Ones that were all over the place.

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01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: If you see those blue shots that say feel good

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01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: on them, and they look like they're a supplement that

1320
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: you just take at night, and it's like, oh, I'm

1321
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: gonna drink or I'm not gonna drink tonight, but I'm

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01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: gonna take this and feel fine, you will get addicted

1323
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,479
Speaker 1: to them, your body will develop a dependency to them,

1324
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: and you will go through withdrawals very similar to that

1325
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: of fucking heroin. So just be careful. Just be careful.

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01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you don't do it, but just tread lightly.

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01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: I think so, I don't. I haven't really looked.

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01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's so many bars, but I thought

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01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 2: when I saw the Kava bar, I thought of Kretom

1330
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 2: because I always mix those up, and I was like,

1331
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 2: holy shit, people are just going and getting Kreatom drinks. No,

1332
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 2: they do that, but no, that's what my homegirl was

1333
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 2: on me. She was like, oh, at one of the

1334
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 2: kava bars she goes to in Miami, they do offer

1335
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 2: creatim drinks as well, so there's like the regular kava

1336
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 2: drinks that like everyone is used to, or you can

1337
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 2: add kretem to your drinks. And she was talking to

1338
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 2: me about that, and I was like, please don't put.

1339
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 3: Creates I mean your drink. I mean shit, I should

1340
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 3: probably stop taking cretem every day.

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01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: Huh exactly, Fuck.

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01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 3: I can't. It makes me feel so good.

1343
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: My media is driving on nine The Breeders sms. Mley

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01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 1: cyrus Um, Margaret, Lana Dalay and then oh what was

1345
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 1: that song? Paper Gainster Lady Gaga and I still haven't

1346
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: started the rehearsal, but literally everyone in my life is

1347
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: saying that the third episode of the rehearsal is like

1348
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: one of the greatest pieces of television.

1349
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 3: You know, it's all bank and it's scripted this.

1350
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,439
Speaker 1: Year the rehearsal. Wow, I'm lying.

1351
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1352
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 3: I have heard it about it.

1353
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 2: Bro Mine is Welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce. The Btday

1354
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 2: album is my favorite album. I'm sorry if you want

1355
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 2: to fight about it. I don't want to hear it

1356
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 2: alone again by Gilbert Oh Sullivan, which is what I

1357
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:42,479
Speaker 2: did at.

1358
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:47,439
Speaker 1: Karaoke and the saddest song ever fucking created. I've heard

1359
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: that song a million times, but reading the lyrics was

1360
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: really the stable, But I guess it was.

1361
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 2: A crazy vibe.

1362
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 3: I came into karaoke and immediately did alone again.

1363
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: Out Alone again, naturally.

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01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 2: Yamaha the fast edit by Radio Madness on SoundCloud. That

1365
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 2: is a song Mason sent me. That's like from the

1366
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 2: Dream Who's like a Miami classic, but I've never heard

1367
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 2: that one, and it sped up is so good and

1368
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 2: it's all I've been listening to.

1369
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you love the eighties.

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01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's my media. Thank you guys so much

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Speaker 3: for watching. Hopefully I'll be alive next year.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully I'm not alive next year.