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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcay Er, Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm here

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Speaker 1: with Andrew and St. Louis and our news newishly decorated studio.

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Speaker 1: Besties are sending in things. I'm hanging these things. Noah

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Speaker 1: is in Arizona. No. I just want to update you

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Speaker 1: about some things I just put up between yesterday's episode.

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Speaker 1: In today's UM, we got some I got some canvases

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Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift like string art that are beautiful and

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Speaker 1: n UM. Thank you so much for those. We also

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Speaker 1: had someone made Olivia maybe my buzzy painting also yes,

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Speaker 1: so good. They're really beautiful. If you need something to

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Speaker 1: that someone made that we posted on our Instagram forever ago.

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Speaker 1: I got it printed up and will you read who's

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Speaker 1: that by? It's on the pink part on the bottom.

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Speaker 1: Alex Moss Alex Moss dot com. Yeah, Alex Moss Designs

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Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, he was a great graphic artist. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for that. And uh yeah, keep sending

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Speaker 1: us stuff of us stitched by Candice right there the

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Speaker 1: stitch down there. Yes, yes, that says all the swells

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Speaker 1: stitched by Canvas. Love Candice so much, love it. Um,

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Speaker 1: so it's Tuesday, it means Monday to us. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to New York for this week to do a quick

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Speaker 1: jaunt over there. I'm gonna be at the Comedy Seller

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday night. If you guys want to come see me,

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Speaker 1: um doing Um I'm not listed, but I'm at the

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Speaker 1: Village Underground. You can just DM me if you want

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Speaker 1: to come by those shows and ask which ones? Um

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Speaker 1: and then um, yeah, the schedule is is heating up.

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Speaker 1: We're are going to be in Canada on tour. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna be on tour so many damn places. Check it

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Speaker 1: out a Nicki Glazer dot com. Uh really want to

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Speaker 1: have besties come out. And um, we're gonna be selling merch.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be new merch for sale. There is a

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Speaker 1: merch for sale now at pod shop dot Nikki glazer

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Speaker 1: dot com. And that's all like the stuff I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get in puddles. The new podcast is out Um

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Speaker 1: Andrews a podcast that comes out every Wednesday. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: got this Wednesday. Caitlin Bristow from she actually won Dancing

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Speaker 1: with the Stars one Dancing with the Stars. Tell tell

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Speaker 1: the folks what you did? Oh? I go, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: Nikki talks about getting first voted off. How does it

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Speaker 1: feel to be able to just say the beginning of

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Speaker 1: that sentence fired like shots fired. I mean she said

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Speaker 1: it was the hardest thing she's ever done in her life.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you said it was the hardest thing and

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Speaker 1: ten weeks and I mean I don't know how. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't know how she did it. I actually referenced it

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Speaker 1: this I referenced it all the time. It's one of

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Speaker 1: I'm grateful for it. But at the time, it was

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Speaker 1: just you know, devastating, and I've talked about it at nauseam.

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Speaker 1: But Um, this weekend, I got to do the greatest

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Speaker 1: it or not yet. I probably shouldn't talk about it. Yep,

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Speaker 1: you got it. I just found it. It would be

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Speaker 1: insane if I got it. It's a really big role

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Speaker 1: or he's amazing. He's amazing. Yes, so he thought it

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Speaker 1: was Sophia Coppola, his daughter, But Frances is a girl name.

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Speaker 1: it was yeah, Um, but there for that, UM, I

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Speaker 1: So when I'm when I'm able to work with other

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Speaker 1: The screen test I didn't even know what it was.

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Speaker 1: I honestly went into it with just thinking of him

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Speaker 1: done watching Amy's new show, um Life and Beth, and

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Speaker 1: I was watching so many of my friends and Amy

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I like that they didn't try to

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Speaker 1: be right back with something special. And we're back. We're

427
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Speaker 1: gonna get to the news in a second. But Noah,

428
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,399
Speaker 1: what did you want to tell me or share with me?

429
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 1: All right, well, I have something very fun to share

430
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:39,239
Speaker 1: with you. Let me just get my music. Okay, We're

431
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,959
Speaker 1: gonna play a game. Okay, and the game is called

432
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 1: is it Taylor Swift or Jeffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?

433
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you down for this? Okay? Did

434
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 1: you come up with this game? I did? And the

435
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,919
Speaker 1: best thing is that I have the quiz set up

436
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 1: for besties. If they want to play it after the show,

437
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing. I'll link to it on our

438
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 1: but they know the answers because we're about to play it. Well,

439
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: if they want to test their friends, Oh oh, I

440
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 1: got it. I love that. Oh no, that's so fun.

441
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 1: Let's do it like that you had an answer for that,

442
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like your answer was perfect, perfect.

443
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: I thought a lot about this, alright, so again, so

444
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 1: you you're gonna tell, but I'm not fine if it's

445
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift or if it's the Canterbury Tales. I read

446
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 1: the Canterbury Tales in college. It was the one thing

447
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 1: that I did read spark notes of okay speech to

448
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: you mean my eyes here, really, I don't know why.

449
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 1: It's perfect way I am, yeah, so sweet. I know

450
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 1: it was the best thing you could ever say to someone.

451
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 1: But you could say that yourself would going into anything.

452
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: So keep that with you. Okay, let's get to it,

453
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: all right. Who said it? If gold rusts, what then

454
00:21:54,200 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 1: can iron do? Oh that's Chaucer. Okay, you're both right,

455
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: that's okay. Then they compared a woman's love to hell

456
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: to barren land where water will not dwell Andrew Canterbury.

457
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: Both of you said Canterbury. Yeah, you are correct. Yes, Okay,

458
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 1: take me home where we met so many years before.

459
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: We'll rock our babies on that very front porch. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't think there were porches and Canterbury Tales. So

461
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Taylor Swift, but I don't know what

462
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: song that is. You know what I'm gonna you know what?

463
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: This is great, I'll make it a little harder for you, Nikki.

464
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 1: You have to guess the song, Okay, uh yeah, okay, Okay, Swift,

465
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to guess. It's off her first album, Taylor Swift,

466
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: and it's a song I don't know. It's from Mary's song. Yes,

467
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: that's from her first album. Okay, that's it. If you're

468
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: going to test me, pull from that album I don't

469
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: know it as well, and pull from any book. Yeah. Okay.

470
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: The man who had as no wife is no cuckold.

471
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: That couckled was very famous in Chaucer. That's cannab I

472
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: remember learning about what a cock was back then. Okay,

473
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: you're both correct. Can you imagine Taylor Swift having the

474
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: word cuckling getting cooked by faith? Yeah? And there are

475
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: no rules when you show up here. Basse beat rattling

476
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: the chandelier's adelier that is from this is why we

477
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: can't have nice thanks right, Okay, you guys are out

478
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 1: of tie. There are no rules when you show up here,

479
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: basse beat rattling the chandelier under one where it's Taylor

480
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 1: Swift first, Bob Dylan. Yeah, do you want to come

481
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: up with it right now? Yeah? Okay tell me Tylor

482
00:23:53,440 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: you're about dyling you already, Um Jay, get off fake it, Okay,

483
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: get to the news. And I pulled your body into mine.

484
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: Every goddamn night, now I get fake niceties. Oh that

485
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: is definitely Taylor Swift. And that is every night I

486
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: get fake niceties. It's from um do don't, don't, don't.

487
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: It's either god, um tolerate it. M hm um. It's

488
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: off of evermore. What's give me the first letter? Huh?

489
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 1: Happiness happiness? Oh yeah, they'll be happiness after you. They'll

490
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: be happiness because of you. Okay, yes, Kindled was the

491
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: fire with sober face? Um? Yeah, Canterbury. Yeah, it's good.

492
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: May these memories break our fall Taylor Swift. Okay, now

493
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong. Oh what's the song? Yeah?

494
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know? Long Live, Long Live.

495
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: That was the song she wrote for her fans. I

496
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: should know that. I'm sorry Bad Swifty. Neither love nor

497
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: power admit arrival even for an hour chaucer. Um, but

498
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 1: my Netflix show should be called bad Swifty. Have you

499
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: guys seen Bad Vegan. No, it's good. It's so stupid.

500
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: It could be one episode, but it's like it's insane.

501
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: I watched this cake show. Oh yeah, that I hear.

502
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 1: That's like f boy Island for baking shows, you know,

503
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: like making fun of the genre it is. I don't

504
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: even know it's is this cake? Is it? Yeah? All right,

505
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: now it turns out it's okay. The show is gig.

506
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: You're tossing out blame, drunk on this pain, crossing out

507
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: the good years, crossing now the good years. That's Taylor Swift, Yeah,

508
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: crossing out pain drunk on this thing? Dad? Can we

509
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: do this? Actually sing one of the lyrics or sing

510
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: all the lyrics as Taylor Swift and then be harder

511
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: to play because I think it's too it's very couplet

512
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: or whatever. He's not gonna sing Cannaba. It's like, no, no, no,

513
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,239
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean. I know she's not,

514
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: but I'm saying it is harder when if you give

515
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: it a little. What that is drunk on this fame druck?

516
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: What song is that? My tears ricochet? Oh yeah, my tarcroche?

517
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: Also from is that from folklore? Evermore? Folk. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

518
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Oh man, that one is about

519
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: she Oh that one's that one's a track five all

520
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: of like every album. Her track five is like kind

521
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: of her favorite song. It's like her way of being like,

522
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: this is my favorite. Interesting to pick five, I wont

523
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: to write five? No, only track five, the track that's

524
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Speaker 1: number five. Yeah. I wonder why she picks five because

525
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people pick seven, three, Oh yeah, and

526
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: her lucky number thirteen. So I don't know, but maybe

527
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Speaker 1: she doesn't want to put off to too few for Taylor.

528
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah only two was confused. Wait, what do you mean?

529
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean Taylor puts out so many? Yeah yeah, yeah,

530
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, okay, of just two more. We're all here,

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00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: the lights and noise are blinding. Oh that's uh Taylor. Wait,

532
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 1: Andrew says the answer under Nikki's I can't hear what

533
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: Andrew says. Okay, you're right, and finally you are the

534
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: cause by which I die Canterbury. Yeah, alright, you know

535
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, she's too young for such a

536
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: death lyric. Appreciate that quiz. That was really fun. I

537
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: just like talking about Oh yeah, she's got um well

538
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: my tears Rocuchet, I believe is the one where she

539
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: kind of, um almost talked about committing suicide. Not her,

540
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: but like the character. Um so yeah, she gets dark

541
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: for sure, and she has. I mean, her most sad

542
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: song is it's the saddest song that's ever been and

543
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: it's called ron Ronan. No, well, that one's sad too,

544
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: but Ronan is about a little boy with cancer who died,

545
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: and it's so fucking sad I can't even. I played

546
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: it one time when I was doing an Instagram live

547
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: and I started crying and I you know, I'm on

548
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: pristique that keeps my tears at bay. You know, I'm

549
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: on no medicine right now, no medicine. Whoa, I know,

550
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm free balling it out. Holy shit. And I shot

551
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: two over par so oh yeah, Andrew shot too over

552
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: par That means something to you. That's a big deal

553
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: drug Again. Let's get to the news. All right, It's Tuesday, folks.

554
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It's Tuesday? Is it Wednesday?

555
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: No Monday? Now any other day? No way. You're so

556
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: seating shooting two under two over par with not being

557
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: on meds too late? Okay, day, I'm just saying be

558
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: careful with that. No, I know, I'm just working around

559
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: all right, And it was something that came out pretty

560
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: quet out there. That was an insane news start. Okay,

561
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Noah the ghost Okay. People on TikTok are using nasal

562
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: tanning sprays and doctors are warning against it. Have you

563
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: heard of this tanning? Yes? So basically they squirt uh

564
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: some kind of nasal tanning spray that is not FDA

565
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: approved uh and has the products claimed to have melatonin

566
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: and our synthetics, which is a synthetic chemical that acts

567
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: like the hormones that our body creates naturally. Experts say

568
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: that these compounds have far reaching side effects like permanent

569
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: darkening of the skin, nausea, vomiting, and even sexual side

570
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: effects like unwanted directions. Well, nausea vomiting are could be

571
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: a sidified for alcohol. People still do that, So I'm

572
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: going to write that one off. But like what tanning

573
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: spray up for? What is the they want to get?

574
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: What are they trying to do? So basically they're saying,

575
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: you sprayed up your nose, it's going to create the

576
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: synthetic melatonin and you have to go out and stay

577
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: in the sun to get a richer tan. Oh, so

578
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: you go in your system for you to get in

579
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: so you take this time. I thought it was about

580
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 1: tanning your nostrils, like almost like putting your asshole. Okay, Um,

581
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm on board anything. I mean I always say like,

582
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: if there's something, I'm obviously not on board. But if

583
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: there's something that could change my skin tone. And I

584
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: know that's like a weird thing to say, but if

585
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: I could just do a permanent spray tan, I would.

586
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: But this involves going in the sun, and it involves

587
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: like permanent changes to your skin and going in the sun. Yeah,

588
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. And um, also, a

589
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: melantonin melanin, isn't it's a melanin because melanin melanin's your

590
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: skin Meloni skin tone. It's actually I stand corrected, it's melanotons.

591
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: Is coming back to me, Oh yeah, she's passing it back. Um,

592
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: when you were likeab ninth right, like no, no, Tanning

593
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: beds were huge in my high school. But um, especially

594
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: in Florida, girls would an attaining bed then go right

595
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: to the beach like it was all dead now yeah,

596
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: or go to the next handing salon because you couldn't

597
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: double up the same one. Yeah, but we're kids addicted

598
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: to afron remember that. No, but I remember maybe hearing

599
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: about that. It was like a big thing. Medicine does

600
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: get you a little bit fucked up. I mean people

601
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: take cold medicine. They're like just that feeling of of

602
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: snorting something. Yeah. Yeah, I hope people aren't doing this.

603
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're eating fucking I'm on slippery Elm.

604
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: That's my new thing for my throat. I read it

605
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: on some you know that New York magazine thing that

606
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: I love from the strategists where it's like celebrities say

607
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: their top ten favorite things that they can't live without.

608
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: Someone said slippery elm lozenges and drops. I put them

609
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: in my water and it really makes my throat. Like so,

610
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: I've always been looking for something that helps my voice

611
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: and other than having surgery, which I need to do

612
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: or um, oh you thought it was like lube. I

613
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: honestly thought it was sexual. Do you still have the

614
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: ring on? Yeah? The ring is still on. I gotta

615
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: just be honest, though I have not tried to get

616
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: it off again, aside from just like you know, naturally

617
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: just going like and it won't budge. So I all

618
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: of these things that the wind dex and the um.

619
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we should do the string theory.

620
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: We should do it. We should set up an install

621
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: live and and do all of the things. Get the

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00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: ring on. Yeah, I do it on like Wednesday night,

623
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: ors or Wednesday. I'll be in New York. M I'll

624
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: come back Wednesday night from New York, so we'll see.

625
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: Um okay, next news story, all right, another TikTok inspired story.

626
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Speaker 1: The tag. The hashtag short king has more than million views,

627
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: with some users calling the increase in interest short king spring,

628
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: declaring short guys the new kings. I mean, I like

629
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: it on five nine in a quarter half. It's such

630
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: just a funny. It's it's hilarious that that's like it's

631
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: a rhymes. Yes, you know that if this word fall,

632
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be talking about it king fall. Wait wait

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Speaker 1: why trying to reach the cookies in the cabinet um.

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Speaker 1: These kind of fads go and they come like's not.

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Speaker 1: I love celebrating short men and not disparaging them and

636
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: having them be sex symbols. Because Zendiah is towering over

637
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Speaker 1: That's where Tom Holli, Yes, Tom HOLLI that makes sense.

638
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Speaker 1: Well great, you know what, it really shouldn't matter. I

639
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Speaker 1: mean it's I'm I'm very blessed that I am hype

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Speaker 1: blind and I just don't I just don't see height

641
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Speaker 1: and it just does not matter to me. A guy

642
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: being short has never mattered. What what do you mean,

643
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Speaker 1: hyl You don't see them because you're not. Oh yeah,

644
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: Like I just don't know. I've said this before. I

645
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: just don't know when a man is tall or not,

646
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: like I be like, okay, yeah, but it just it

647
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: doesn't register in me this way some people do, or

648
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't, you know. I went to my freshman year dance,

649
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: the first dance I went to. I went with the

650
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Speaker 1: shortest boy in the school, who was probably shorter than

651
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Speaker 1: you at that time. Like, how short were you? Second

652
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Speaker 1: shortest in my grade? With me and Clay Elliott and

653
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: we were backed We're firing. I'm taller than Clay now, okay, yeah, yeah,

654
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Speaker 1: I end up growing. He actually shrunk. Crazy that you

655
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Speaker 1: ended up growing. I really do think a lot of

656
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: your height stuff was like your parents divorce of why

657
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: it stunted like stunted you. Yeah, Well my brothers. Aren't

658
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: that texts people differently? Yeah, yeah, I mean, especially because

659
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me leave a crib and they wouldn't eat.

660
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: But I mean, like you didn't you eventually caught up.

661
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Speaker 1: But like, do you think that when you're how old

662
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Speaker 1: were your parents divorce? Which is apparently the worst age,

663
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Speaker 1: and that's when you're supposed to be growing. That's like

664
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Speaker 1: your growth spurt starts and you when did you start growing?

665
00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 1: Not till you were sixteen? But this, uh, sevent Yeah,

666
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Speaker 1: so it seems like something I would guess something happen

667
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Speaker 1: traumatic happened during the time that would just make you

668
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Speaker 1: like you wouldn't have gotten your period till seventeen if

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Speaker 1: you were a girl. Well, I remember my dad said,

670
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Speaker 1: I will stay with your mom. If you're a pube,

671
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: stay inside your body. And that's why you're checking him

672
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: every day in the front, in the backyard, in the sun.

673
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the next news story. What

674
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Speaker 1: was I gonna ask about that? Though? Okay, that's one

675
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 1: more thing. Wait, what were we just talking about? Because

676
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Speaker 1: short short flying isn't crazy that all it takes is

677
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Speaker 1: one tall actress to change the whole thing, though it

678
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: just like people are in until the idea that people

679
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Speaker 1: won't attack the stage, oh for a crisscross rock punch. Yeah, no,

680
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: it's you just need one example and it makes it okay.

681
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: And Will Smith And by the way, he wasn't admonishing.

682
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: It would be another thing if there was like a

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00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 1: repercussion for what happened. We don't know. We haven't checked

684
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: the news yet. He probably got another oscar. I know

685
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: we're still talking on this is Monday, by the way,

686
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, maybe he there. I wanted to take away

687
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Speaker 1: his oscar. I mean, it's a separate issue, but like

688
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: the fact that he was still sitting there afterwards, like

689
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: really surprised me. Just as a comedian, when you get

690
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: heckled or especially if you get assaulted, that person is

691
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: being pulled out. I just want to I can't wait

692
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: to find out what happened behind the scenes. I loved

693
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: that picture during the commercial break where his publicist was

694
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: crouched down next to him. Yeah, and he was talking

695
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: to uh Jada. I can't wait for Chris Rock to

696
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: talk about this for thirty minutes. He's gonna fucking yeah,

697
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: it's gonna you know, Chris Rock talked about Jada Pinkett

698
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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, yes, when she wasn't there. Yeah,

699
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Speaker 1: so I think it added up. Sure, But I think

700
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Speaker 1: Will was like waiting for him to say something. I

701
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: don't think he had any plan to do what he did,

702
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: even though he did tweet like we're bringing the chaos

703
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Speaker 1: tonight or like he that was the caption for his

704
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: Instagram beforehand, when it was just like pictures of them

705
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Speaker 1: getting ready for the Oscars or like you know, like

706
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: on their way or something. It said something about like

707
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: bringing the chaos. I joked that Kevin Harts Like, man,

708
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: thank god I made those jokes years all right, Will

709
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: Smith has a new album coming out. Oh yeah, big conspiracy.

710
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: Who does I'm surprised present, Like, I just think it's

711
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: probably trying to get my tinfoil hat. I did love

712
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: the tweet with the blinky thing where it was like

713
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Speaker 1: Will Smith trying to make people forget you know, the

714
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: men in black? Oh yeah, what happened that? Alright, let's

715
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Speaker 1: take a quick breaking come back with why do I care?

716
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Right? Why do I care? All right?

717
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: I think you do care about this. Taylor Swift will

718
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: receive an honorary Doctorate of Fine Arts by New York

719
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Speaker 1: University on May eighteenth, and we'll also be speaking at

720
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: the school's commencement at Yankee Stadium. Oh my god, Oh

721
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: those lucky grads. She's got the official award that she's

722
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Speaker 1: going to receive. The title is Doctor of five in Arts.

723
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's going to be a doctor. Dr Taylor. No,

724
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: I mean like that Dr Cosby. That's he made people

725
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: call him doctor when he got like one of these

726
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: fake doctorate's that it's real. No, but i mean, like

727
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Speaker 1: you can get away with calling her that. Now she's

728
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: not going to do that, but I'm sure it'll be

729
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: a talking point. Um. You know, that's awesome and um

730
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: her to talk, you know, but that's still I mean

731
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Speaker 1: there's like you do things because you might get something

732
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Speaker 1: out of it, Like, you know, it makes sense. Um,

733
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Speaker 1: did she go to college. I'm not trying to, but

734
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: I always say that whoever read a ton of books

735
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: just do that instead of going to I mean, you know,

736
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Speaker 1: get your degree or whatever. But the smartest people are

737
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: people who just read a lot. Whenever I'm like, wow,

738
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: that person is so smart, it always comes out that

739
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: they run a lot. Always. It never isn't that way.

740
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: And if you're lazy, just don't go to college. Sell

741
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: a hundred million records and you could be a doctor too,

742
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, That's what it chose. Kids,

743
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: that's all you gotta do. You know, you could do

744
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: it too. Oh my gosh, I think like dar teaching

745
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: a class to Yeah, that that seems like ridiculous, But

746
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: you know, there are it was fun to have. I mean,

747
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 1: it's fun to analyze art. That's there's tons of college

748
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: classes like I took guitar, I took like body movement.

749
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: There's always those ones that are just kind of like

750
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: just fun and get headlines. And if you know, if

751
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: you have swifties out there that are trying to go

752
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: to college, you're going to get a lot of applicants

753
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: at your university if you have a swifty class. So

754
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,959
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's everyone's doing everyone's I think things are done.

755
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: It's rare that things are done just for the sake

756
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: of being Yeah, you could take it right in between

757
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: till I don't know, is that a thing. I'm just saying, like,

758
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: those are the classes now at college where I got

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Speaker 1: TikTok one oh one, they're teaching me. I mean that

760
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: would be actually a better to have the most agrees

761
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Speaker 1: is just knowing how to quickly learn a dance. Um okay,

762
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: let's go to our Tuesday segment. Um, reddit dump. This

763
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Speaker 1: is your reddit dump. I mean, I'm on Reddit every

764
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: fucking night, and I just wanted to share some things

765
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: that I've found. Um oh, let's see. Oh I loved this.

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Speaker 1: This was from true off my Chest, the subreddit where

767
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: people just say things that are off their chest. Someone said,

768
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Speaker 1: three years after becoming disabled, it's the best thing that

769
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Speaker 1: ever happened to me. Nearly three years to this day,

770
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: as a nineteen year old, I was at my friend's

771
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: birthday party when I smoked what I thought was weed.

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00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It was some synthetic plastic shit. I blacked

773
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: out after a headspin, then woke up. Uh, woke up

774
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Speaker 1: a four hour flight away in a hospital with no

775
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: idea what's going on. Turns out I'd jumped off the

776
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: fifth story balcony. Snap my left humorous for burtebrae burst,

777
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, like all of this awful things. I'm

778
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: just trying to make this a little bit shorter. Um. Uh.

779
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,479
Speaker 1: I went from being a nineteen year old that didn't

780
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 1: think about others to someone that can empathize and understand

781
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: other people's problems. All I want to do is help.

782
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: I won't be able to walk again or go to

783
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: the toilet normally, but in the last three years, I

784
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: got engaged, got into our wheelchair National Tennis Academy, and

785
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm about to start a business that helps young people

786
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: with disabilities accept themselves. I'm proud of who I've become

787
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't change anything. That was just so beautiful

788
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: for someone to have that much perspective. Ready, you think

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Speaker 1: it's a girl, You automatically think it's a girl. I

790
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: want he. That's so funny. I don't know why I

791
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Speaker 1: picked he. It's kind of like when you I don't

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Speaker 1: have it's unclear or they I guess, but it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a heat or it's someone who obviously

794
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Speaker 1: you know, identifies as a man based on their little

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00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: avatar thing Uma the show who his wife is. I'm

796
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: not saying that to me, and I'm just wondering. I'm

797
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: always amazed the people that like, like Mary someone I

798
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: mean that their dick might not work, you know what

799
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: I mean? Yes, I'm just so. I'm really like, I'm

800
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: always wondering what's going on there. Honestly, you do not

801
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: need a dick that works to have a good time.

802
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: But you can fucking ride their knee first of all.

803
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: But they can hunt their knee. They get and they

804
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,479
Speaker 1: have they have ways that disabled people can have sex,

805
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: their sex swings. There's like, there's fun. And even if

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00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a working dick, what do lesbians people

807
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: always with this? How do lesbians get off? Then? I

808
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: think it's awesome. I think I think um short king

809
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: summer um. And this is from old school cool In.

810
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: Author John Steinbeck wrote a letter to Marilyn Monroe asking

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Speaker 1: for an autograph photo for his nephew Um. He wrote,

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Speaker 1: Dear Maryland, and my whole experience, I have never known

813
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: anyone to ask for an autograph for himself is always

814
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Speaker 1: for a child or not ancient aunt, which gets very tiresome.

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Speaker 1: As you know better than I. It is therefore with

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00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: a certain nausea that I tell you that I have

817
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: a nephew in law who lives in Austin, Texas, whose

818
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: name is John. He has his foot in the door

819
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: of puberty. But that is only one of his problems.

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Speaker 1: You are the other. I know that you are not

821
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Speaker 1: made of celestial ether, but he doesn't a suggestion that

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Speaker 1: you have normal functions which shock him deeply, and I'm

823
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: not going to be the one to tell him. On

824
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: a recent trip to Texas, my wife made the fatal

825
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: error of telling John that I had met you. He

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00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: doesn't really believe it, but his respect for me has

827
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: gone up even for lying about it. Now I get

828
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: asked for all kinds of silly favors, so I have

829
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: no hesitation in asking one of you. Would you send

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00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: him in my care a picture of yourself, perhaps in

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Speaker 1: pensive girlish mode mood, inscribed to his him by name,

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Speaker 1: and indicating that you are aware of his existence. He

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00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: is already your slave. This would make him mine. If

834
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Speaker 1: you do this, I will send you a guest key

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Speaker 1: to the ladies entrance of Fort Knox, And furthermore, I

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Speaker 1: will like you very much, Your sincerely, John Steinbeck. I

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Speaker 1: just liked that, and the and they I read all

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00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: the comments, um they followed up on this one. His

839
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: nephew never got the photogra of that sign. What did

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Speaker 1: you like about it? I liked that. I liked how

841
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: funny it was and how well written, obviously by John Seibeck.

842
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: But I liked um, you know, honestly, when this comes

843
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: to the stuff, when it comes to a celebrity doing

844
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: a favor for someone else or going out of their

845
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: way to do something, all it does is it really

846
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: just goes. It makes me like you a lot, like

847
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: doing these like. I liked that part where he says

848
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: and it and furthermore it will I will like you

849
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: very much. It was just so honest and um. And

850
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: I also like just it was just a beautiful It

851
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: was just cool to read something written by one of

852
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: the greatest American authors that is more of a casual

853
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: thing and that was laced with hilarity and him also

854
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: kind of you know, putting his tail between his legs

855
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: to ask Marilyn Monroe when he's John Steinbeck. It was

856
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: just it has all the things I like. No, I

857
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I I do think it's interesting, Like if

858
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't John Steinbeck, to me, it sounds like a

859
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: horny man using a nephew to get out his ship,

860
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Like if really like Litten doing like he's like,

861
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: then my boy really loves you. He really he's just

862
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: going through puberty. He wants a hot, pensive photo with

863
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: your tits out, like his son is the same his

864
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: nephew has the same name. Um, I don't believe it.

865
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: I think it was was he at homosexual because to

866
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: me it sounds like a gay man asking it's That's

867
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: how much sexual it seemed to me. But I don't know. Um,

868
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: but it did make me think of my Willco weekend

869
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: because I'll get into it. My Willco weekend of going

870
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: on Saturday to film carpool Karaoke with Jeff Tweetye, Uh,

871
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: Glenn Coachi and John Steerritt. Um three two bands, uh

872
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: you know, three band members from Wilco and um, Jeff

873
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: was driving, I was shotgun and if you don't know,

874
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like a gigantic Wilco fan. It's they're up

875
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: there with Taylor Swift and Dave Matthews for me, and um,

876
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: he is just uh. I told him in the car, like,

877
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: you know, my first obsession with Dave Matthews in high school.

878
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: And I got into Wilco in college because as a

879
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews fan, Like I feel like it into if

880
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: you like Dave Matthews you. You have a good taste

881
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 1: in music, but it's it doesn't have like the poetic

882
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: like um, it doesn't have the emotional maturity maybe that

883
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: I was looking for that Wilco really brought and will go.

884
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: It's just has meant so much to me. So it

885
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: was I got to meet my hero. He was not

886
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: disappointing at all. He was the greatest. He was so

887
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: warm and kind and we had the best day together.

888
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: And I brought my parents along too, and they are

889
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: now friends with Jeff and his wife Susie. After we rapped,

890
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: we went they invited us to their loft where they

891
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: record everything, to just go hang out. And John came

892
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: to John Stearritt Glenna had to go um pick up

893
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: his son. But like they were all just gonna like

894
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: disperse and leave, like we didn't have to still keep

895
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: hanging out, and they invited us to go to their

896
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: their uh loft where they record everything. They have hundreds

897
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: of guitars, all their merch like all of the coolest

898
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: like posters and like it was a Wilco museum. And

899
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: my parents are obsessed with Wilco too, And now my

900
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: mom is texting with uh Susie UH Jeff's wife. We

901
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: are great friends with their family. Jeff even made a

902
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: joking with a vacation with my family. My dad and

903
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: mom made me so proud. They were so cool and

904
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: just made me look cool. Chris was also there and

905
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: did the same thing of just making me look like

906
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: they just we just all wanted to be friends. It

907
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: was hard for your dad not to want to, Like

908
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: I could see your dad just grabbing an ocus. No,

909
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: he even got behind Glenn's drums because Glenn was like,

910
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: You've got to check out my new drum set. It's

911
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: someone I've always wanted. I would love for you to

912
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: play him. And my dad is a good drummer. But

913
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: he even was like, I don't want I feel ridiculous,

914
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: but my dad would got to, like, you know, talk

915
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: a little guitar with Jeff. Jeff invited me to come

916
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: to this. Jeff and Susie invited me to come to

917
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: Solid Sound. It's their festival that they're doing. They do

918
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: a music and comedy festival in um in May, and

919
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm going now and uh. They also said never worry

920
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: about tickets the rest of your life, Like, can you

921
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: believe that I I, me and my family have like

922
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: we're friends with like our heroes, it's we're nuts. And

923
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: he signed my guitar. And this was one thing that

924
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to like show. I haven't looked at it

925
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: yet because I didn't want to watch him while he

926
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: was signing it because it was so awkward. I hate when,

927
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes people look at while I'm writing them

928
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: something and I'm just like, oh, I'm going to see

929
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: their face go from like nice to like Okay, you're

930
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: taking up too much room, Like I just write my name?

931
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: Bit did he signed Dave Matthews? Hilarious? Um, well, I'm

932
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: thinking this guitar might be broken because it fell out

933
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: of the car and I haven't opened it yet, so

934
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it might have No, I'm too scared to

935
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: look too, Nikki. Oh, here it is. I haven't looked yet.

936
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: I just put it in the bag because I was like,

937
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: I can't. Yes, um, says our best friend. And then

938
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: John signed it, Glenn signed it, and Jeff signed it.

939
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: Ye Um we should hang that in here. Really. Oh no,

940
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: that's I'm going to play that the rest of my life.

941
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: And he also I got his book how to Write

942
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: One Song, and he signed this. He signed my other

943
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: book too, but I think I lost it um in

944
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: the car. Such a great day. Thank you. And he

945
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: also signed his biography too, and he signed a but

946
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: I had him signed all my depression pills and all

947
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: the bottles because he's a depressed anxious guy too, So

948
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like a bit, but it was

949
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: just so fun. Any questions, we got a final thought, Uh,

950
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: you sang with him? Your feelings on singing with your

951
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: third I guess favorite art. It was kind of a

952
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: bummer because right before we started singing, we did this

953
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: bit where I was like screaming. It was like a

954
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 1: really funny bit. I fucking was hoarse. Kind of gave you.

955
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: But when you say you couldn't hit any of the

956
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: notes and like it's fine, I got anything, but it

957
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 1: was There was a moment where I got to sing

958
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: my favorite song, She's a Jar with him and play

959
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: it and I even told him like how much it

960
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: meant to me and eat it's the funeral song. I

961
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: even talked about that, like my friend knows that that's

962
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: the song that is supposed to be playing, remind him

963
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: to play it live before I gladly um he is.

964
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: He's such a kind person, but there's a ton of

965
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: he's driving, there's tons of cameras up. We're having really

966
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: good conversations in between songs, and I saved She's a

967
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: Jar for like kind of the end because I was like,

968
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: I don't even want to make him like watch me

969
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: how obsessed I am with the song, because it's also

970
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: a song that I told him like I only listened

971
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: to like alone. I don't really like share it with

972
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: other people. It's just like my it's like masturbatory in

973
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: a way, like it's just so personal to me. And

974
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: I was even like, I don't even know if I

975
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 1: want you here for this, Jeff, like even though you

976
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: say you know, like it was that much. But then

977
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: it started and we were just driving around Chicago, and

978
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: I really did the best I could in that moment

979
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: to forget I was on TV, to forget about what

980
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: I was doing later on in terms of like the

981
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: sketch we had to shoot that was kind of nervous

982
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: about whether I had been funny today, all these things

983
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: that are swirling my head, and I was just like,

984
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: just fucking soak this up. You are singing your favorite

985
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: song that means so much to you with the man

986
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: who wrote it, and I like try, I just you know,

987
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: I just was in it and um and afterwards, you know,

988
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: one of the producers from the show who's done a

989
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: bunch of these, said to me, like, you the She's

990
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: a Jar moment was one of the most insane things

991
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: I've ever watched. Like I've never seen someone go get

992
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: that emotional on this show or like actually have that

993
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: kind of response, like for it, whatever it was that

994
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: I let go of, like you could tell that something

995
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: came the sheen, the like the me trying to be

996
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: anything came away, and it was just like I just

997
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: wanted to just feel it, just never forget it, like

998
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: really wanted to screenshot it in my mind forever, and

999
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: it is in my mind forever, even though so much

1000
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: of that day was just it was just the coolest

1001
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: kind of go through because like, are you looking at it?

1002
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: He's singing with you. He would not, he would not

1003
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: look over. I think he was just too you know,

1004
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: he was driving. First of so he's driving, so it

1005
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: wasn't I there were times where I was like, do

1006
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: I make contact with them? Shold we sing together? But

1007
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: I think it was the artist drives and then he

1008
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: asked you what your favorite songs are. It was like,

1009
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: you know, it was kind of like me like running,

1010
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: like I was kind of like steering the conversation and

1011
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: kind of um because he was driving, and like it's

1012
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: his music, and I felt like I was the one

1013
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: that brought him there and had so much so I

1014
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: kind of set him up to talk about music and

1015
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: stuff and also shared my own stories. But we just

1016
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: had a fucking great time. And Glenn and John were

1017
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: so goddamn nice and like, these guys are my friends,

1018
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 1: Like they're truly I love them so much. And it

1019
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: just so often you meet people that mean so much

1020
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: to you and they just aren't what you want them

1021
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: to be. But he was just such a normal guy.

1022
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: And the way that they were hospitable to my family afterwards,

1023
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: and and I kept being like, oh my god, they

1024
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: probably just want to wrap this up. And we were

1025
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: at their studio afterwards for two hours just shooting the ship,

1026
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: talking and laughing and they're gonna watch the reality show.

1027
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 1: They're so excited about it. When I finally said like goodbye,

1028
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: we were like giving our hugs, and I, you know,

1029
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 1: just walked up to Jeff and I was like, yeah,

1030
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: you know, like that we had hugged a bunch at

1031
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: that point because we wrapped and all these things, and

1032
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: at that point, like he was just like, I feel

1033
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: like we're friends now, right, And it was just like

1034
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: you know, there was a joke of like, oh we're

1035
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: best friends now and I'm in Wilko and all these

1036
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: kind of things, but it was it cemented that of

1037
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: like our families have combined together and and we're just

1038
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: people that though and and like I don't know, trust

1039
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: in them in a big moment in your life that

1040
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: means a lot to them. That isn't just about you performing.

1041
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: It's a together thing that Yeah, I feel like there's

1042
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: something with your family that I've noticed, like you were

1043
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: this start, like your whole thing was about like kind

1044
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 1: of becoming a star to like show mom and dad

1045
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: that you can do it kind of thing. And then

1046
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: I think as we get older, we're like, oh no,

1047
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: like it's a group like it could be a group

1048
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: thing I don't have to be to start where all

1049
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: of this star and where you actually more of a

1050
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: start together. And they did make it look so cool

1051
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: and they are so funny. They are cool too, Like

1052
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: they're just cool. They're so cool. I'm so proud of

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00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: them because there's so many times that your parents can

1054
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: be cringe and like your parents can let you down.

1055
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: But I'm just really just so I just told them

1056
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: afterwards like you, because they were so thankful and just

1057
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: like I can't believe you involved in some like I

1058
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: can't believe that I have parents that I would ever

1059
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: want to involve with my favorite band and like be like,

1060
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: meet my parents and know that that's not going to

1061
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: be a burden to them, even though it might sound

1062
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: as soon as you meet my parents, it's just like

1063
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: you're relaxed. It might seem like a parents, so I

1064
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: gotta like kind of it's like putting on like, um,

1065
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a weighted blanket in front of

1066
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: a fire like that you can't take the blanket off

1067
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: and you die. And the blankets talking about Cincinnati a

1068
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: lot like they made me who I am of like

1069
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: if anyone ever thinks I'm cool or nice or friendly

1070
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: or personable or you know, that's that's all from them.

1071
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: I realized, like after this especially was um just how

1072
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: just everything I was in that car before they met

1073
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: my parents and how much like we all got along

1074
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: it was just, Oh, it was just more of that

1075
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: you just saw where it it just all made. I

1076
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 1: could see kind of them all doing the math of like, oh,

1077
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: this is where she gets it from. Because it was

1078
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: just my parents are so awesome and um, and also

1079
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: my boyfriend just so proud to like, this is the

1080
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 1: first time I'm like, this is my boyfriend, you know,

1081
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: And it was just I was so proud to have

1082
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: him because he was so cool and we were all

1083
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: we're all such big Wilco fans that it was just

1084
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: it was one of the best. It was the best

1085
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: day of all of my mom and dad's life for sure,

1086
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: outside of like you know, kids and and and being

1087
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: born and um, I'm just imagining though, the kind of

1088
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: psychopath musician that like he's your dream and you bring

1089
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: your parents and he's still a pizza in front of

1090
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: your own family. It would mean like there are musicians

1091
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: that could still step up. There are people I don't

1092
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: want to meet because I care about there art so

1093
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: much that I don't want to be let down. But

1094
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: this was I just knew it wouldn't because I just

1095
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: know it seemed like Chicago people through and through like

1096
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 1: that midway, like I don't know just good people. They were,

1097
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: they were awesome, and now my friends are my parents

1098
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: are friends with the tweeties. I mean, it's just unreal

1099
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: and it's the greatest gift I can give them. Is

1100
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: like allowing my parents to have a taste of this

1101
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 1: kind of like life of meeting these their heroes, because

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00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: my parents are just as cool so as people. They

1103
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: chose a different path in life, and oftentimes so many

1104
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: people are. That's why I like, I don't even like

1105
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: to put people who made it on a pedestal because

1106
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: we're so many people could make it if they had

1107
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: the means to make it, and I just in one

1108
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: of those people that had the means to make it.

1109
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: So like I'm never like, oh, I can't be friends

1110
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: with people that aren't famous, because everyone you all could

1111
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: be family. People who listen to the show are like

1112
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: some of the greatest, most interesting people. I'll ever a

1113
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: hundred times more interest thousands of times. Might rather talk

1114
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: about your life than my life. Yes, Like everyone I

1115
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: meet in St. Louis, I'm like, no, I don't want

1116
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: you don't have a comedy. I was fine, whatever, but like,

1117
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: how's it working at bowing? Like like like with these

1118
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: plane crashes recently, like there was a huge crash in China.

1119
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm just finding out from someone that actually like

1120
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: works at bowing like the innerest thing, and I'm like, oh,

1121
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: this is what I'm into. This is cool man, This

1122
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: is like like good ship. Like obviously sad people think

1123
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: that show people that are become famous or somehow more special.

1124
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: It's just like, no, they just got lucky, and there's

1125
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: tons of people that deserve to be in that world.

1126
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: And like kind of upheld is like so cool and

1127
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: better than us or whatever some you know, we saw

1128
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: it at the Oscars. These people get away with everything

1129
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: because they're fucking famous. Tweet just slaps your dad. Oh

1130
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: my god, he'd love it. He'd love it. So make

1131
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Speaker 1: sure you check that out when it airs. I don't

1132
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: know when it's gonna air. Carpool Karaoke UM with me

1133
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: and Woco because that was just an extraordinary day. Thank

1134
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Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the podcast today. Well,

1135
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Speaker 1: I'll be in New York tomorrow, um, and then we'll

1136
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: be back here in studio on Thursday. But um, we'll

1137
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Speaker 1: have two more shows this week. We love you so much.

1138
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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show, don't be and

1139
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Speaker 1: Jack McBrayer sleep