1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject my 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: husband is such a dummy. But right now the nephew 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What you got 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,159 Speaker 1: for us? Now it's time to hit the pool some 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: of time it's coming, it's here. Basically, the title is 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: naked Lifeguard Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't don't. Don't let 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: this bother you, don't let that bothering. Okay, I know 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: I ain't the only one on this show that swam naked. 10 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 1: I know I ain't the old Let's go cat make 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: a lifeguard. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh. Yes, 12 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: this is hi. Carry My name is Oliver. Oliver you 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: uh put in an application with the employment agency about 14 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: looking for unate work as far as being a lifeguard, Okay, 15 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: have you had much experience being a life cards? Yeah, 16 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: I've been doing this for a while now, back since 17 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:11,199 Speaker 1: I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've 18 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 1: had as many as like two hundred people at one 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at what 20 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: I do. I love it, very good, very good. Well, 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I've looked over your application and 22 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: I've checked everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about 23 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: maybe getting you too. I don't know if you're familiar 24 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: with it, but public pool it's actually in uh In subdivision. 25 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: There's two pools there. Are you familiar working? Yeah, I'm 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: familiar with it. They're they're near where I live. Yeah, okay, 27 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: Well there's actually in the backup there's a gated community 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: and um, that is actually the particular property that I'm 29 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: talking about you coming out and working force there at 30 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: the pool site. Uh, if we can get you on 31 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: Monday to Friday, We're gonna actually hire some some more 32 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: college students for for Saturday and name. What do you say? Oh, 33 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: I say, okay, that sounds great weekends off, Yeah, exactly. 34 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: Now we start off. Job actually pays twenty five an hour. Wow. 35 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 1: You would be our head lifeguard, and um, we would 36 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: we would want you to be there from you know, 37 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: I mean if you start at twelve, we'd actually like 38 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: you to get there around eleven, you know, just just 39 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,799 Speaker 1: to be prepared and be the overseer and make sure 40 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: the other lifeguards get there on time. And you know, 41 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: we'll go from there, I carry there's only one catch 42 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: that that actually comes along with this job. We want 43 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: you to work in additional uh four hours from six 44 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: to ten at night. But it's gonna pay you fifty 45 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra two dollars. 46 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Man? I feel good. 47 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,399 Speaker 1: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use 48 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: that money right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, now 49 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is in a gated community like 50 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 1: I told you before, but also it's gonna be adults 51 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: at night, and and they are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah, 52 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they asked is 53 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: if they're gonna be swimming nude, they want to make 54 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 1: sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be 55 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: nude as well. Okay, I'm gonna certified lifeguard um CPR certified. 56 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: I'm a student. I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't 57 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: on my resume, and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But 58 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: we're talking about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty 59 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: dollars a week. How do you feel about seventeen hundred 60 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: fifty a week for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll 61 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: that will definitely pay for it throughout the entire summer. 62 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: That should be a big help, shouldn't it? Yeah? It would? 63 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean, you are are you? Are you? 64 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: How do you feel about trying it for a few 65 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that? 66 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, you're gonna watch over 67 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: someone adults who are actually just gonna be nude in 68 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: the pool, and and you're nude as well up on 69 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: the big chair that overwatches everybody seventeen fifty seventeen fifty 70 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: carry you know, I don't think I'm gonna be able 71 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: to do that. We're talking about four hours of you 72 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: being nude along with some other people that are already knew. So, 73 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 1: I mean, what's the big deal? You know? What we 74 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: need you to do is come down. We're gonna do 75 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: some drills, some lifeguard drills to make sure that you're 76 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: definitely qualified. But we're gonna make sure that when you 77 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: do those, you gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what? 78 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: Why would I have to do some drills naked? I'm 79 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 1: already a lifeguarded and understand that. But in order we 80 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: we for for our particular property, we gotta make sure 81 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: that you're actually prepared and ready. You know. Stand. Well, 82 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: that's the way it is, Carrot. We need you to 83 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: come down and do some drills. It's not gonna take 84 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: along probably about a half hour. You come down, you 85 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: get undrafted, you get in the pool, and we make 86 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: sure that you're qualified, um to swim, nude, to handle 87 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards. But 88 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,599 Speaker 1: what I mean, what if my family come to that, 89 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: you know, carry I you know I can't go back 90 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: and forth with you. I can't now. I know you 91 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: you you know. I looked at your resume, I looked 92 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: at what you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, 93 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: and I thought this would be a great opportunity for you. 94 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 1: But I can't be here. I mean, I can't do 95 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: that to my family. You can know. No, wait a minute, 96 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: hang on a second. Now, you can't tell me you 97 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: can't do it now? Oh yes, yes, I can't. You 98 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: get your down here in the morning so I can 99 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: get these drills done. And I want you to naked 100 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 1: when you get here and get in this pool. You 101 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,599 Speaker 1: understand me. Who the hell do you think you're talking to? 102 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: Are you some kind of pool pimp? Lifeguard? You'm the 103 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: resources hid Tip, you're n Tip and me. I don't 104 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: have to come down there. If I want to come 105 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: down there. You gotta take it out here tomorrow and 106 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: get in this pool and do to your trill. Do 107 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: you think you're talking to I'm talking to you. You 108 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: get your here tomorrow and you do you really need 109 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: to do It's go get your pamelats and baywatching, because 110 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing a new grass shot for you 111 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: all freaking I don't know them. I don't know them people. 112 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: I don't give it who you know? Now, you get 113 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: your down here and you take the job. I'm not 114 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,719 Speaker 1: coming down there to your fun told tomorrow and swim 115 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,239 Speaker 1: new and life. Go ahead now for a bunch of runch. 116 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: I don't know you take your times to I'm trying 117 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: to be nice to you when you come around with that, 118 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: but because I'm not that kind of a girl, you 119 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 1: got me. Okay, you need to go get you a 120 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: pamelas in baywatch you know deep ce diving. I don't 121 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 1: know what you need, but I'm not what you need. 122 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 1: You get your block down here tomorrow. What you do. 123 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. Who you think you're talking to? 124 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: Who I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to? 125 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: I got something I want to say to you. You're listening, 126 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: you know the way? You You better go ahead and 127 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,039 Speaker 1: say because I'm about to hang up this phone. Your 128 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 1: pace right now. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve 129 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by your girlfriend. 130 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: I just brank you, baby, Your girlfriend prank that you are. 131 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: When I see it, she's gonna have one list float. 132 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: I can I believe she me like this? All right, 133 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, baby, what is what is 134 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in 135 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 1: the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Shows. In her voice, 136 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: I can't do that. I just can't do that to 137 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: my family. She really was keep your black ass down. 138 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: You talk to him like Tommy, I would have been 139 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: down there for show. I've got my daddy. But Tommy, 140 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: you kind of blew it in the beginning. You know 141 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna be at the pool. You're gonna be like 142 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: the head. Uh, you gotta be the overseer. I said, 143 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: what kind of slave ass he's gonna be? The overseer said, 144 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: what did his old ass say to this younger overseer? 145 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:33,319 Speaker 1: For them that that point, at what point shall I 146 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: bring out my bag and pick a bell? You're listening 147 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: to The Stry Morning Show.