Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, almost,
Speaker 1: this is Donk. What who is this? Donk? Who are
Speaker 1: you looking for? Let me introduce myself better. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. So is this Julie Marsha's mom? Yeah? Speaking
Speaker 1: is this? My name is Paul Donkler aka Donk. Like
Speaker 1: most people just call me Donk, so you can call
Speaker 1: me Donk. But like, I'm your daughter's boyfriend and like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and
Speaker 1: like we haven't met yet, a fish, So I thought
Speaker 1: I would call up and like make an intro, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and just let you know that
Speaker 1: like I'm super excited to come and meet you guys
Speaker 1: and like hang out and experience Thanksgiving with you guys.
Speaker 1: She told me she had a boyfriend that was coming
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. That's dark. Well, okay, why are you calling me? Well?
Speaker 1: I just thought, you know, like it'd be a solid,
Speaker 1: like boyfriend thing to do. So I got your number
Speaker 1: from Marsha because I wanted to go over to like
Speaker 1: your menu, make sure you have enough macros and pretty
Speaker 1: teat and stuff like that, you know, like, Wow, you're
Speaker 1: gonna help cook or something. Well, no, but I could
Speaker 1: also bring a keg, like if you guys want to
Speaker 1: do cake stands and things like that. Like I'm pretty fun,
Speaker 1: you knew. No, I don't want a keg. Get my
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving okay, so you can keep that, Okay, Well, worry
Speaker 1: about the macros. Just show up, smile, try to have
Speaker 1: a good time. Other than that, we're good. So I
Speaker 1: got a question for you, because like Marsha is super hot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what do you want to know? Well,
Speaker 1: I just figure like it probably runs in the family,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, So you're probably hot to you. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm real hot. Yes, she gets it from me. But
Speaker 1: you know that's just completely inappropriate, not like in the
Speaker 1: way this conversation is flowing at this point. Well, I
Speaker 1: like I was trying to give you a compliment, you
Speaker 1: know it, because like I'm just going to put it
Speaker 1: out there, like donk wants to get on your good side,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Likes because I'm coming over
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving for the first time and to meet you guys,
Speaker 1: and like like it's nerve wracking as a dude, you know,
Speaker 1: like I've been dating her for a while now, and
Speaker 1: like you know, she's pregnant and everything. So I figure, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what did you just say? Well, like,
Speaker 1: what did you say my daugh is pregnant? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I thought she told you. No is this? Why are
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Maybe she wanted to. Okay, So if
Speaker 1: you could do me a favorite and not tell her
Speaker 1: I tell you that because oh no, I'm not. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm going to call up right now. She's
Speaker 1: in trouble. This is ridiculous. Still, like, don't seems to
Speaker 1: pick up on something. You didn't sound like sheep's excited
Speaker 1: about the new addition to your fan family. Why do
Speaker 1: you talk like this? No, I'm not excited. You can't
Speaker 1: even Okay, first you're calling me, you sound like such
Speaker 1: a fashion and then you're telling me that you're you
Speaker 1: got my daughter pregnant? What kind of conversation is this? Like,
Speaker 1: I want to let you kniel, Like, I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: a lot to like process right now. But like I've
Speaker 1: gone a pretty good God, I've got a good job
Speaker 1: at like a pita place, you know. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm going to be manager one day. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. Oh my god, help me, please, tell me
Speaker 1: this is a joke, please before I like lose it.
Speaker 1: I'm about to cry. I don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do here. Okay, well, I'll just let you know that
Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. What this is actually
Speaker 1: Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on
Speaker 1: you and your daughter Marcia set you up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna kill her. Yes she She says she
Speaker 1: made up having a new boyfriend at college and to
Speaker 1: bring him home for the holidays to mess with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was just imagining in my head
Speaker 1: like these little donk babies walking around my house. My,
Speaker 1: oh my god, help me with like breas and whatever.
Speaker 1: Swing about crazy wake up every morning with Jubile phone
Speaker 1: Franks