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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, almost,

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Speaker 1: this is Donk. What who is this? Donk? Who are

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Speaker 1: you looking for? Let me introduce myself better. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. So is this Julie Marsha's mom? Yeah? Speaking

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Speaker 1: is this? My name is Paul Donkler aka Donk. Like

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Speaker 1: most people just call me Donk, so you can call

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Speaker 1: me Donk. But like, I'm your daughter's boyfriend and like

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and

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Speaker 1: like we haven't met yet, a fish, So I thought

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Speaker 1: I would call up and like make an intro, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, and just let you know that

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Speaker 1: like I'm super excited to come and meet you guys

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Speaker 1: and like hang out and experience Thanksgiving with you guys.

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Speaker 1: She told me she had a boyfriend that was coming

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Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. That's dark. Well, okay, why are you calling me? Well?

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Speaker 1: I just thought, you know, like it'd be a solid,

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Speaker 1: like boyfriend thing to do. So I got your number

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Speaker 1: from Marsha because I wanted to go over to like

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Speaker 1: your menu, make sure you have enough macros and pretty

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Speaker 1: teat and stuff like that, you know, like, Wow, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna help cook or something. Well, no, but I could

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Speaker 1: also bring a keg, like if you guys want to

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Speaker 1: do cake stands and things like that. Like I'm pretty fun,

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Speaker 1: you knew. No, I don't want a keg. Get my

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving okay, so you can keep that, Okay, Well, worry

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Speaker 1: about the macros. Just show up, smile, try to have

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Speaker 1: a good time. Other than that, we're good. So I

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Speaker 1: got a question for you, because like Marsha is super hot.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what do you want to know? Well,

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Speaker 1: I just figure like it probably runs in the family,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, So you're probably hot to you. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm real hot. Yes, she gets it from me. But

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Speaker 1: you know that's just completely inappropriate, not like in the

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Speaker 1: way this conversation is flowing at this point. Well, I

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Speaker 1: like I was trying to give you a compliment, you

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Speaker 1: know it, because like I'm just going to put it

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Speaker 1: out there, like donk wants to get on your good side,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Likes because I'm coming over

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Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving for the first time and to meet you guys,

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Speaker 1: and like like it's nerve wracking as a dude, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I've been dating her for a while now, and

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Speaker 1: like you know, she's pregnant and everything. So I figure, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what did you just say? Well, like,

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Speaker 1: what did you say my daugh is pregnant? Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I thought she told you. No is this? Why are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Maybe she wanted to. Okay, So if

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Speaker 1: you could do me a favorite and not tell her

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Speaker 1: I tell you that because oh no, I'm not. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm going to call up right now. She's

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Speaker 1: in trouble. This is ridiculous. Still, like, don't seems to

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Speaker 1: pick up on something. You didn't sound like sheep's excited

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Speaker 1: about the new addition to your fan family. Why do

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Speaker 1: you talk like this? No, I'm not excited. You can't

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Speaker 1: even Okay, first you're calling me, you sound like such

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Speaker 1: a fashion and then you're telling me that you're you

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Speaker 1: got my daughter pregnant? What kind of conversation is this? Like,

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Speaker 1: I want to let you kniel, Like, I'm sure that's

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Speaker 1: a lot to like process right now. But like I've

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Speaker 1: gone a pretty good God, I've got a good job

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Speaker 1: at like a pita place, you know. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm like I'm going to be manager one day. I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure. Oh my god, help me, please, tell me

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Speaker 1: this is a joke, please before I like lose it.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to cry. I don't know what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do here. Okay, well, I'll just let you know that

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. What this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 1: you and your daughter Marcia set you up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm really gonna kill her. Yes she She says she

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Speaker 1: made up having a new boyfriend at college and to

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Speaker 1: bring him home for the holidays to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was just imagining in my head

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Speaker 1: like these little donk babies walking around my house. My,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, help me with like breas and whatever.

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Speaker 1: Swing about crazy wake up every morning with Jubile phone

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Speaker 1: Franks