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Speaker 1: I've been getting flirtatious vibes all morning long coming from

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Speaker 1: one place. Oh, Jeffrey, the office fire alarm button. Huh

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Speaker 1: oh wait, it has been eyeing me, whispering, come on,

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Speaker 1: do it you naughty by. I need to distract myself

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Speaker 1: from doing something real naughty by going around the room

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Speaker 1: real quick and just asking all of you what's been

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Speaker 1: on your mind. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you know, having kids quite the adventure.

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Speaker 2: You just never know what they're gonna ask you. And

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Speaker 2: I was walking home from the grocery store with my

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Speaker 2: nine year old daughter and she hit me with how

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Speaker 2: are babies made?

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Speaker 1: Do you go with the explanation or the live demonstration?

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Speaker 2: No? I started and panicking, and I'm like, well, you know,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of different ways these days. Like my

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Speaker 2: voice got higher, like there's a miracle of science. Some

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Speaker 2: people choose to you know. And she's like, no, mom, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I need to know how a boy and a girl

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Speaker 2: make one. And she is like grilling me like an

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Speaker 2: attorney because she knows.

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Speaker 1: That you know, or maybe she doesn't think you know,

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Speaker 1: trying to test you. So I guess what. I learned

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Speaker 1: that my mom doesn't know how it works.

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Speaker 3: That could be and so I was like, well, I

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Speaker 3: can tell you that there's like a fluid exchange.

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Speaker 1: Child, you went science to fluid exchange.

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Speaker 2: She's supposed to be like love.

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Speaker 3: She freaks out, She goes, do you mean spit?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, you know what.

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Speaker 4: I went directly home and I signed us up for

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Speaker 4: a puberty class.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know, but that feels like it's going

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Speaker 2: to be the start with.

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Speaker 3: Her to the puberty. Cause, yeah, in the hospital, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna do it at the hospital.

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Speaker 4: You're like, you just don't do your puberty.

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Speaker 1: No, no, Well we've set up go fund me. If

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Speaker 1: you'd like to contribute to Brooks daughter's therapy, which is

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Speaker 1: going to need to start immediately, make sure you send

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Speaker 1: them as much money as possible. Jose on your mind.

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Speaker 4: So I had some friends that flew in from out

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Speaker 4: of town, and so I'm playing tour guide and as

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Speaker 4: I'm giving them a tour, this history lesson just starts

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Speaker 4: flooding into.

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Speaker 2: My brain from like a kid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like when I was younger doing this tour, I remember.

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Speaker 2: From a field trip. This is something I can't.

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Speaker 4: Even tell you what, but I remember I go, wait

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Speaker 4: a minute, actually this started in the eighteen hundreds when

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Speaker 4: this happened, and then this and everything made sense and

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Speaker 4: they were all super impressive.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm like, I'm good at this. Then later I

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Speaker 4: take them.

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Speaker 1: Out to a crab feast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I'm naturally all of a sudden, go,

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Speaker 4: by the way, you know, there's a whole difference between

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Speaker 4: different crab structures or no surprise structure, migration patterns.

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Speaker 1: You do that at tables that you're not even sitting

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Speaker 1: to walk up to somebody else, like by the way,

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Speaker 1: you know that meal.

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Speaker 4: I did do that when we were at lunch one.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was just once, but yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, at the end of it, they thanked me like, wow,

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Speaker 4: we had no idea. You had all the seafood knowledge

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Speaker 4: and all this city knowledge. And next thing, you know,

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Speaker 4: I realized, like I love to talk.

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Speaker 2: Oh you just realized it could be a tour guide.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my right, yeah, people places honest to guide.

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Speaker 4: But how long would the tour be?

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Speaker 2: Way too long. You would be at one spot for

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Speaker 2: a good twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's just inn eight tours, leapt from a moving double

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Speaker 1: decker bus out of shoe tear for having to stay

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Speaker 1: on this tour. I like it, what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: So there's like a popular face cream, like an anti

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Speaker 3: aging one, you know, like trentonoy whatever.

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Speaker 2: You have to get like with retinol or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: That's really popular and I wanted it, but you have

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Speaker 3: to get a prescription from a dermatologist for it.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a preventative one. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't want to go to the doctor or

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Speaker 3: pay to go to the doctor, so I found a

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Speaker 3: guy online.

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Speaker 1: You did totally legit.

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Speaker 2: I think you should always buy creams from a guy.

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Speaker 3: You got to save money, okay, And it seemed easy.

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Speaker 2: You just filled out like a survey about yourself. You

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Speaker 2: submitted your face from.

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Speaker 3: Like a bunch of different angles, and then you paid

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Speaker 3: a fee for them to send your info to a doctor.

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Speaker 1: And then they get back to you like I need

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Speaker 1: a few pictures with your shirt off.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't suspicious at this point.

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Speaker 3: They seemed so legit, okay, But then I didn't hear

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Speaker 3: back from them.

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Speaker 1: For a few weeks, a few weeks, and.

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Speaker 2: Then I emailed.

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Speaker 3: I was like, hey, you know, I never heard back,

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Speaker 3: and they were like, well, we've been trying to contact you.

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Speaker 2: Can you confirm your phone number?

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Speaker 3: So then I called them from my phone number and

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Speaker 3: then they still just never gave me the cream.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, you have been looking olderly, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's been a little bit.

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Speaker 3: And as I thought of on it, I realized I

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Speaker 3: might never get my face cream. Yeah, they actually have

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Speaker 3: my number, my email, my credit card in folks, I

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Speaker 3: watched charge of photos of my face and a survey

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Speaker 3: all about myself in detail that I thought.

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Speaker 2: The doctor wanted. I don't know what's gonna happen. I

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Speaker 2: think you good thing. You got your money's worth and

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Speaker 2: I didn't get it all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know every Friday I write and seeing

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Speaker 1: a parody song of the week that I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, it's pretty amazing. You do a brand new one

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Speaker 2: every week, doing it.

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Speaker 1: For years now. But the history behind it is my

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Speaker 1: mom used to do parody songs for the Doctor Demno

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Speaker 1: Show years ago. Don't google it. But now that she's retired,

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Speaker 1: she's got that creativitch again.

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Speaker 4: I can kind of tell sometimes on her Facebook.

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Speaker 1: And so she's gotten back into writing funny songs and

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Speaker 1: performing them live around lay and she's been calling me

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Speaker 1: lately to get my feedback. And how is she doing

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Speaker 1: that by singing them to me over the phone?

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Speaker 2: Please tell me we have a recording of one.

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Speaker 1: No, And her sense of humor is very sexual. Why

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Speaker 1: should I thought you're gonna say political, it's lately, it's

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Speaker 1: it's more sexual. And it makes me uncomfortable to hear

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Speaker 1: my mom singing about these things because her latest one

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Speaker 1: is about a guy who's frustrated so he finds comfort

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Speaker 1: in a bagel. And I'm not gonna say anymore on

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Speaker 1: the topic, but I think we all know. Maybe the

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Speaker 1: worst part is now she's calling local bagel shops asking

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Speaker 1: if they want to sponsor her song about the lonely

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Speaker 1: guy with the bagel.

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Speaker 2: Wow. I mean I was gonna ask if I could

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Speaker 2: use one of the songs to help explain things to

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Speaker 2: my daughter that I may her.

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Speaker 1: I'm just confuse her more than anything else. All I

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Speaker 1: can do is be like, try to be a supportive

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Speaker 1: sign and say you're doing great, mom, you got this.

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Speaker 1: Keep at it. And if at some point she wants

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Speaker 1: me to star the music video for the Bagels song

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Speaker 1: I'm in trouble here, so good luck. That's what's on

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Speaker 1: my mind. That's hard, yeah, Text in seventy five nine

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Speaker 1: two tell us What's been on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning