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Speaker 1: The Nicky's Nikki A Everyone, Oh, coming in hot, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicki Lazer Podcast. It's Monday. UM, sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: a little bit huskey today. Um. I blew out my

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Speaker 1: But not today, not today. UM gosh, so much to

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Speaker 1: talk about. Noah, great to see you again. It's been

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Speaker 1: a great it's been a minute. We said goodbye on Thursday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the morning on Thursday morning into Loon, Mexico. And then,

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Speaker 1: by god, that was such a weird day. Woke up

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Speaker 1: at five a um in our like you know, chic

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Speaker 1: didn't even end up needing to bring. Everyone else brought

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Speaker 1: like a dainty little suitcase a carry on. I brought

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Speaker 1: a hundred pounds fifty pounds each, right on, right under

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Speaker 1: fifty pounds. By the way, I mice. Superpower I'm calling

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Speaker 1: it right now, Um is being able to tell how

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Speaker 1: much a suitcase ways when it's around fifty pounds. Now,

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Speaker 1: Once we started dealing with like even my sister guests,

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Speaker 1: my niece and nephew, and I picked them up and

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Speaker 1: I compared them to suitcases, because if you're a frequent traveler,

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Speaker 1: you know that you get, UM, it's so expensive if

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to Vegas, and I supposed

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Speaker 1: everything got changed. I went to San Antonio UM first

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Speaker 1: amazing shows, two shows on Friday night. Loved getting into

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Speaker 1: on Thursday, UM went to a dance practice with Gleb

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Speaker 1: glubs of Chenko, my dance partner, flew into UM San

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Speaker 1: I'm just like Gleb is just one of my great friends.

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Speaker 1: We hung out that night altogether, like we went out

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Speaker 1: again because who cares about San Antonio? Right? Um, just

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Speaker 1: And that is how Andrew became puddle boy, and that

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Speaker 1: he has a tattoo that says puddles on it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I really got off on a tangent. Here's what I

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Speaker 1: want to say, Noah, how good was our girls trip?

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Speaker 1: How much I am so proud of the girl. I

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Speaker 1: when I finally get in a position to sleep, the

428
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: last thing I want to do is move even three

429
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: ft to put my charger on. So then I am

430
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: I have a dilemma, And that dilemma is do I

431
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Speaker 1: wake up and now have to try to go back

432
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: to bed or do I let my phone go to sleep?

433
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: Then I choose me over my phone. And this is

434
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: the same brain. This is the same logic where you

435
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 1: don't brush popcorn crumbs even though they are stabbing you

436
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: in the stomach and are going to leave dense in

437
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: your belly and you're gonna wake up with popcorn kernels

438
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 1: in your chest, hair in pubic region. Um. This is

439
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: the same reason, like your your comfort while sleeping will

440
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: be improved greatly, but you just don't want to move.

441
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. I've also spend seven half

442
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: hours playing golf, So like where I guess you're just

443
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: not prioritizing sleep or comfort. Well, I don't always sleep

444
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: with crumbs in my bed. Um, I would say you

445
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 1: probably your life has been that's a gross exagger Okay,

446
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: so fifty, I know I was going I was going

447
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: under for you. Yeah, you're a way under. It's closer

448
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: to probably. I actually sleep on a large popcorn and

449
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: I get mad because the bed gets in the way.

450
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: I like that. You you actually, yeah, you sleep on

451
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: a bag of microwave popcorn and it will throughout the

452
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 1: night it pops and and then you end up using

453
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: it as a pillow when it gets big enough. I

454
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: just I don't know what it is. I think once

455
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: we get in bed, I just shut off to any

456
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: kind of activity. It's like I'm don want to challenge,

457
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,479
Speaker 1: Like what level of discomfort wouldn't make you get up

458
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 1: and go Nope? Not in college? You want to know

459
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: something crazy? My friends they challenged me by putting sardines

460
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: under my mattress, and I just slept. A joke was

461
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: on them because your boy never I guess I couldn't

462
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: smell them. I don't know. I I mean, this is

463
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: the thing that a lot of people are listening to

464
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: us right now and maybe feeling like I have lived

465
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 1: in filth and squalor when my mental health was not

466
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: the best. And this was yesterday, you know, like I have,

467
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: there have been times where when you're not when you know,

468
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: it's amazing what a depressed person or someone who doesn't

469
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: have self esteem can put up with. When you know,

470
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: when when you're suffering like that, like you just of

471
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 1: course you don't care about what you're sleeping on because

472
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: you don't care about how you look, You don't care

473
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,479
Speaker 1: about anything. You kind of want to die, so why

474
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: would you care if you know you're sleeping on crumbs

475
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: or not. And I'm not trying to say that you

476
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: want to die or anything, but when I've been depressed,

477
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: it's like that's when when I got home yesterday, I

478
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: was so freaking depressed. And it was or two days

479
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: ago when we got home so depressed, and I just

480
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: realized it was so much to do with first of all,

481
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: men disappointing me, the men in my life disappointing me,

482
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: but also uh, my house being a mess, and like

483
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: my room being disorganized, and me having a hundred pounds

484
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: of just disgusting clothing that's just all piled in. Like

485
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: I get embarrassed that the T s A Might go

486
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: through my luggage because of what they will see. That's

487
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 1: how I feel. Sometimes it's like I don't want them

488
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: to go through it now because I'm like, I'm scared

489
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: they're gonna steal stuff. I'm scared they're gonna see, like

490
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: what a mess I am. The judge me blindly, They're like, lady,

491
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: do you have a bomb in here? And You're like,

492
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: it's it is a bomb. It's like every my mom

493
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: would always go looks like a bomb would offer Yeah, yeah,

494
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: I mean it already. Um, I I don't I'm not

495
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: that depressed right now. Sometimes I could be in such

496
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: a good mood where I won't do anything. Yeah. Also,

497
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: I don't notice. My father was like this too. He

498
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: was an extremely hard worker, working like a hundred hour weeks,

499
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: you know, not talking to his kids like he could

500
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: do it all. And uh. And I'm sure he was

501
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: not depressed. That doesn't sound like someone who's depressed at all. No, no,

502
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: not at all. But he was able to be facetious

503
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: by the way. I know, I know, but his office

504
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: was an absolute for a doctor. I just think there's

505
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: no way of avoiding it if you are okay with

506
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: having a really messy space, even if you're a messy person.

507
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: Depression is playing a role and people. And I'm someone

508
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: who can live in a pretty messy space, but there's

509
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: levels of messiness. And you can't tell me someone likes

510
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: themselves and likes their life if they're living in uh,

511
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: something that looks like the after effects of a natural disaster.

512
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: You just can't. It's just no way around it. Like

513
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: I always you know a lot of Like I was

514
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: crying this weekend when I was Intoloom or last week

515
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: because first of all, I was about to start my period,

516
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,719
Speaker 1: which I didn't see coming because I got it two

517
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I don't know why I was starting again,

518
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: but I had. I have pmd D, which is re

519
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: menstrual depressive disorders, So I get like really, really really sad.

520
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: And I was around a bunch of girls that are

521
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: just like very neat and clean and tidy and just

522
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: have nice clothes and everything's folded well. And I have

523
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: this fear that I'm just gross and all of my

524
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: stuff is gross, and I have all these bad thoughts

525
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: about myself when I'm going through these feelings. But I

526
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: was sobbing and I was just like, why can't my

527
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: suitcase look like Curstin's and Cursten's is in the corner

528
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: just like perfectly folded, and she's like, no, I have

529
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: stuff all over the place, and I'm like, that's because

530
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: you're drying it out. All of my wet things are

531
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: like in sopping corners of the room, like just in piles,

532
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: whereas yours are like spread out on the floor and

533
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: you can tell me that that's your stuff all over

534
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: the place, but you were consciously doing that to dry

535
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: it out. And then Sarah Lena started going through my

536
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: bag being like, girl, all put together outfits for you,

537
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I hate all of my clothes.

538
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: My goals are disgusting. Everything I own, even if it's nice,

539
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: gets disgusting. And it's just like I was just having

540
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: these inherent um like when I get depressed, I just

541
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: feel like everything about me is gross, like and anything

542
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: that anyone thinks is good about me. That's why I

543
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: was really like struggling last week with f Boy coming out,

544
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: because I was getting so many comments of like you

545
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: look so beautiful and like, oh my god, you were stunning,

546
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: and I'm just like I've never felt I just feel

547
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: like a fraud, Like that was all spray tan and um,

548
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: you know, camera angles and makeup and really I am

549
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: just like so disgusting. And and Selena was going through

550
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: my bag being like if these clothes are cute, and

551
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's all just And then Robin offered to

552
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: like fold my stuff for me before I went to

553
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: San Antonio, and I was like, no, because it will

554
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: just it. I just don't keep things folded. I don't

555
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: know how people go through a folded luggage and just

556
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 1: go oh, I'm gonna take this shirt and not like

557
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: mess it up. I just don't understand it. I just

558
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: wish I had a different brain sometimes. But I have

559
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: the brain of someone that is able to put together

560
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: a trip with a bunch of girls who have all

561
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: clean stuff, and and you know, maybe they couldn't do

562
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: that because they're busy folding. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah,

563
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean I think I don't know. Sometimes I feel

564
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: like we value folding or or yeah they're little things, huh.

565
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: We value like folding and cleanliness and organization more than

566
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: like I'm doing an hour special and then on top

567
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: of that, forty podcast, on top of that, a TV show,

568
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: on top of that writing a TV show. Maybe you're

569
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: just not meant to fold or at least be easy

570
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: on yourself. Like I woke up this morning, I'm like,

571
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: I do have to clean my room. I am, I'm

572
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: going to clean my room the next two days. But

573
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: maybe I'll do it slowly and I'll be okay with it. Yeah,

574
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: I said, you know, yesterday I woke up, I was

575
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: so tired, so depressed, like just a wreck, and my

576
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: bed I just felt gross in my sheets, you know,

577
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: they just felt dirty and kind of stretched out from

578
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: sweat and like just filth and me sleeping like four

579
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: teen hours. When I got home and I, um, I

580
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: just resolved. I go, you know what, you need to

581
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,239
Speaker 1: do so much today, But if you just change your

582
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: sheets and duvet, you've done enough. That's all you need

583
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: to do. First step. And so I changed my duvet.

584
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: Changing a duvet is like a marathon when you're depressed.

585
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: It is exhausting. It takes it takes twenty minutes to

586
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: do a duvet. I'm so sick of duvet's. There's got

587
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: to be a better way. Let's get to the newsst

588
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: I hope you had a great weekend out They had

589
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: all the swells so I'll tell you what me and

590
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Nikki Sher did doing shows in San Antonio. A lot

591
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: of laughs out there, so many spells out there, so

592
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: many best sees in the crowd there really was. It

593
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: was amazing. M Weber County, Utah sees an increase in

594
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: people hammicking on power lines. I've heard about. I didn't

595
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: click on it. I'm guessing it's like using the power

596
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: lines as a hammock. Uh. Yeah, It's like the structure

597
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: that holds the power lines, but the wattson carries up

598
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: to kilo volts. So yeah, I mean, and the power

599
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: could jump the lines. These people ham hammocking up there,

600
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: they're hanging out. I mean, power line scare me so much,

601
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: you know, like the third like the third rail on

602
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: like a subway, Like that scares me more than falling

603
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: down on the tracks. I'm like, I gotta stay away

604
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: from the third rail. It's like you're nowhere near the

605
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: third rail also elected um m m, nothing that I

606
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: can really think of, have you all right? Um no?

607
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I really want to electroc you

608
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: just a little bit now, Like I just I feel

609
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: like everyone needs to get electrocuted a little bit to

610
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: learn that like okay, because yes, you should be scared

611
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: of the third rail, but like also, um, trains are

612
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: also like that's you should also be more scared of

613
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: maybe getting hit by a train. I don't know if

614
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: that's you know what it is, you know what it is.

615
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: I saw, uh have test from this. I believe it diff.

616
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: I saw a man on a sailboat, yes, uh, and

617
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: he was driving it across the street and he hit

618
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: the line with the boat and he died. He got

619
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: what you saw? A man on a sailboat driving across

620
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: the street. This is a true story. That's a true

621
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: story in Florida. Sailboat was driving. I guess he was trailing.

622
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: It was either a trail he was trailing behind his

623
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: truck or whatever. But but or pushing this sail I'm

624
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: telling you, I know it sounds crazy, a sailboat on land.

625
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: But he hit the line with the sailboat shaft or

626
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: whatever and he and he got electrocuted and died. I

627
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: didn't see the explosion his like skeleton. Oh yeah, he

628
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: would go. He was laughing while he died. Um No,

629
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 1: being electrocuted fucking sucks. I'm trying to think. I mean,

630
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: I've definitely felt you know, where you just get zapped

631
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: by just you're plug in something and like, I've definitely

632
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: had moments where it's like whoa boy, that did not

633
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: feel good and it was the weirdest. We should get

634
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: a taser. Maybe we get a taser. And no, I'm not.

635
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm not someone who would ever sign up for that.

636
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: You know, when they go into the police academy and

637
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: they have to get tased to like see what it's

638
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,439
Speaker 1: like you just see like videos like that. I'm always like, Nope,

639
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: that would make i would just throw all my training

640
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: out the window. I'd go, nope, I don't want to

641
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: be tasted. Maybe they should get shot to see what

642
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: it's like just tas. Maybe then they would learn mm hmmm. Um.

643
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: I mean I almost made that joke too, but then

644
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: I didn't because I just didn't want it to get

645
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: just I waited for you to do it. Yeah, no,

646
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: they they I've never been tasted. I've never been. Yeah,

647
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: it would be it would be an awful way to go.

648
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I I do know that people are scared of getting

649
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: struck by lightning in ways that I'm not Like I

650
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: was never really that scared of it. Um My gym teacher.

651
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: You're on the golf course. That's like where it all happens.

652
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: Wait what my gym teacher, Miss Hitten. And I'm gonna

653
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: try to say this story without laughing, but um, she

654
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: was my pe teacher. She was a lesbian. She was

655
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: the only lesbian I knew. Uh. And then she was

656
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: outside at a soccer game. It wasn't even storming out yet.

657
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: The storm was like from what I heard, you know,

658
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: a few sailboats away, you know what I mean? And uh,

659
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: and there wasn't even like lightning in like the vicinity

660
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: and then boom, she just got hit with a lightning bolt. Dad,

661
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: And why would you laugh about any of this because

662
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: when we were kids would be like, gosh, you know,

663
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: she went up in flames because she's a flamer, you know,

664
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: like there was a lot of lesbian like yeah back

665
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: in the day, and yeah, yeah, but yeah now you know, no,

666
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: now you know, no lesbians because she she died and

667
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: she was the only one you knew. Right, that's where

668
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: it ended, Yes, that's where it stopped. And I'm sure

669
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: she was the only one you knew at that time too, yes, yes, yeah, no,

670
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: it was extremely sad. I loved her so much. Uh

671
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: she was not like it was just understand all of

672
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: our gym teachers were not out, but we all just

673
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: assumed they were gay. I mean, Noah, did you have

674
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: the lesbian gym teachers? I did. She was my uh

675
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: gym teacher and the hygiene teacher where she taught us

676
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: about our bodies and stuff. But hygiene teacher is that

677
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: what they called her. Well, they called the class hygiene

678
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: about those I think that's why we are the way

679
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: we are. We didn't have a hygiene teacher that you

680
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: took a class called hygiene. I love that though we have. Yeah, yeah,

681
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: that's a very important class. That and so weird we

682
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: all had lesbian gym teachers that. I mean, that just

683
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: seems like such an American um stereotype, you know, but

684
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: really mine, both two of mine were in fact, like

685
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: confirmed lesbians later on. You know, we assumed at the

686
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: time because they had short hair and like kind of

687
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: talked more like masculine and yeah, we're but we're track suits.

688
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: And but they turned up to be that's just like

689
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: so crazy that they yeah, and then they oh they

690
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: loved wearing deodorant and showering. It was just like a

691
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: real thing. That's so interesting though that we all had

692
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: lesbian uh gym teachers. I mean it's yeah, it's it

693
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: seems like it's like, yeah, you go, go one more

694
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: swipe of that deodorant. Two is not enough. You're using

695
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: the natural stuff. Now. You used to be able to

696
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: do to with degree, but now you don't use aluminum,

697
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: so now you're gonna have to do five swipes. Use um.

698
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: I mean I've been down st oh you do spray okay,

699
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: so you're killing the world and your pitts. At the

700
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: same time, I switched over to natural and know what

701
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: you got me into that Native brand. Yeah, we use

702
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: the same deodor and I noticed on our trip it's

703
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: so good flavor. Yeah, it's it's really good. And it

704
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm not giving myself breast cancer

705
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: through my pits because your pits are so absorbent and

706
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: you like your thyroids right there, like your pitts. We

707
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: gotta watch what we put in there. We just blindly

708
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: like do things that are just terrible for us. I

709
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: was so, I was looking on Reddit yesterday and there

710
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: was in there was a thing called um it was

711
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: called like fake snow for people who lived probably in

712
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: southern climates that didn't get snow at Christmas. And it

713
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: was called fake snow when you could buy it, and

714
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: it was on the package it says asbestos and it

715
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: was just snow. And like, I mean, it's it's absurd.

716
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 1: Anyway I was. We used black mold. It was pretty

717
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: fun to play him. Yeah, it's so absurd. These ledge heads,

718
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: it's a whole. There's a little thing. I saw another

719
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: thing on red Reddit where a girl was a ledge

720
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: head and she, um, is that this this place that

721
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: is a pretty famous place to take pictures. It's like

722
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: a waterfall, but you get tethered, like your foot gets tethered,

723
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: so you can hang off the edge of it, lay

724
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: down off the edge of it, and it's like, you know,

725
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: a five foot plummet to your death. And I'm like,

726
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: I would not I don't trust any tethering. Don't trust

727
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't go back. There was a swing

728
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: in like uh, like Russia, and the swing went off

729
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: the cliff like a thousand feet in the air and

730
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: and they weren't even strapped in. It was just like

731
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: your people don't that part of their brain And and yes,

732
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: and once in a while they break. The thing is

733
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: it is rare that people die of bungee jumping or skydiving,

734
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: like all these things that you probably have more of

735
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: a chance of dying crossing the street, you know, like statistically,

736
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: But why it's just not worth it to me? But

737
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: I was thinking about Um, I was thinking, and I've

738
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: said this before in the podcast, but I really do

739
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: think that some people just don't have that chip in

740
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: their head that says, don't do this, you know that,

741
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: Like I can't even look over the edge of my

742
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: We're on the twelfth floor in our building, and I

743
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: have trouble looking down at the pool to spy on

744
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: people who are down there because I get so vertigo

745
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: e and and there's a window protecting me. Yet there

746
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: are some people that would, you know, free climb and

747
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: stuff and and and I also I don't have and

748
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: and then yet there are some people that would never

749
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: get up in front of a group of people and

750
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: talk and like we thankfully we don't have that. How

751
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: about this, If you're a listener and you're allege head,

752
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: like you tell us extreme sports, tell us why you

753
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: do it? What's there to gain? How high is the high?

754
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: Like we we just want to know everything. Allege head

755
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: like you, well, is it like shoplifting? Like when I

756
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: used to shoplift it was so obviously it's illegal. It

757
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: was so thrilling when I did it, and it was like,

758
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: imagine doing it on a cliff. I mean, if they

759
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: put a fucking Forever in Kazakhstan and I was and

760
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: hopefully the tether wouldn't be made with the same fabric

761
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: that Forever twenty one closed or made with because it

762
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't survive one use. He would only be good for

763
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: one use and people would be like, where did you

764
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: get that tether from? And I'd be like, Forever twenty

765
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: one And then if I were one more time, they'd

766
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: be like, you need to donate that because it looks

767
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: like you're wear that tank top when you repelled into here.

768
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean I think it's the same thing.

769
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I think it's the same um joy that you get

770
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: from I wonder if the joy comes after you complete

771
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: the thing that's scary, like during it, are you feeling scared?

772
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: My my um my nef or. My brother in law

773
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 1: is a llege head. He does these things called fourteeners

774
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: in Colorado where he traverses, these traverses, and I think

775
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: that's why their culture versus because what you do on

776
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: them and and he myrriad and he is like every

777
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: time he does it and leaves to go do these things,

778
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: I go, you have a family, you can't do this.

779
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of your fucking kids.

780
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: You gotta stay alive. I don't want to help out

781
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: Lauren when you fall off to your death, your untimely death. Um,

782
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: I can't, uh not yet. Don't wait till your kids

783
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: are old enough and I like being around them more. Um,

784
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: and then you can go and die. But it's like,

785
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: I just maybe I should talk to Matt and ask

786
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: him why he's alleged because he is one and I

787
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: don't get it. Um, but maybe I'm not meant to

788
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: get it, and thank god I don't. Uh. Next story, Yeah,

789
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: those guys in the bad suits. Have you ever seen

790
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: those guys that jump out and they they want to

791
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: get as low to the ground as possible, or they

792
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: try to go bridge thee like three of them, or

793
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: because it's not one of those videos is guaranteed that

794
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: the person lived, I'll watch it. But if it's like

795
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: one of those where it's like there's this addit. There's

796
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: a subreddit called no no no no no yes, and

797
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: there's a subreddit called no no no no no no.

798
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: And I think it's whenever I see a subret I'm

799
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: not subscribed to no no no no no, because that

800
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: means they're gonna die. But the no no no no

801
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: no yes is great because you go no no no

802
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: no no no, and it's like it's a lot of

803
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: those ledgeheads moments, but yes, yes, no yeah, no no

804
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: no no no yes. Yeah. It's also videos of me,

805
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: uh having chained up? Yeah, okay. A twenty ft orca

806
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: who was stranded on rocks off of an, Alaska's shore

807
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: was rescued by good Samaritans who poured water over it

808
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: for six hours and protected it from birds until the

809
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: tide came in so cold, so these people saw it

810
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: like beached essentially on rocks, and they poured water all

811
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: over it for six hours to save it. I would

812
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: do that. That would make me feel so good, to

813
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,959
Speaker 1: be next to a whale for six hours, pouring water

814
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: on it like that is literally if that could be

815
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 1: a job, to sit with beach whales and water them

816
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: until the tide comes in, I would quit everything and

817
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: do it all. See orcas, I love them, um. Because

818
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: the tide came in and then it like flew up.

819
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: It was probably chase. You know what. These little things

820
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: are such bast it's probably shop lifted it. Motherfucker. I'm

821
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 1: not even kidding you. Orcas are such bastards. They're like crows,

822
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they're just little They're

823
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: pieces of ship. I was watching on I mean, I'm sorry,

824
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: I've reference read it a million times. It's literally like

825
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: my only outlet to the outside world. There was a

826
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: video of an orca the other day that just wanted

827
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: to It was going by a sting ray. He was

828
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: just like swimming by a sting ray. The stingray had

829
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: was just like mining its own business, and it just

830
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: used its tail to just like flip to hit the

831
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: sting ray and like push it into the air for

832
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: no reason, just to be like fuck you, sting ray.

833
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't trying to eat, it wasn't trying to fight

834
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: for food against it. It was passively walking. The stingray

835
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: was just mining its own and these orca's hunt baby whales.

836
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: Orca's eat their own orcas killer whales literally get the

837
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: name name. They're one of the only animals I think

838
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: that actually have the right name for it. You know,

839
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: like sometimes animals have a name and you're like, oh,

840
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: that doesn't represent what it does at all, and it

841
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: makes people scared of it. Um Orcas are like such bastards.

842
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: They're they're pieces of ship. They're like in cells of

843
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: the sea. They're just they have grudges against every animal.

844
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: They just they they're awful and they look like so happy,

845
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 1: like they're and they're like free Willie, but they're they're awful.

846
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: And I love them because every animal deserves to live

847
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: and is sweet. But those are really like their bastards

848
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: and I, um, have you ever seen the videos of

849
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: them tossing the sea lions before they kill it or

850
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: the seals. They just you know what, you know, how

851
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: board that it must be out there. They don't have TikTok,

852
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: they don't have any phones. I mean, you're gonna throw

853
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 1: a stingray like some phones. That's really what it's split.

854
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: Um No, these these things are just so they're beautiful.

855
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: The thing about did anyone else used to be terrified

856
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: of swimming pools because of the black stripe at the

857
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: bottom that would resemble against the white an orca killer whale. See,

858
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 1: I think I'm not the only one. The black stripe

859
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: in the swimming pool, you know, ones where people are competing,

860
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: would look like a long orca And I used to

861
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: be very scared of sharks and orca as being in

862
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: um the pool. Even though you ever do the thing

863
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: where you would like when you would swim at night,

864
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: the light in your pool, you would swim to it

865
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: like you're going through like a tunnel, like or like

866
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: to the other side. Do you ever go underneath the Yeah?

867
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: And yeah, your crumb beed? Yeah? Did you ever do that?

868
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 1: Though I pretended I was a mermaid and would um,

869
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 1: you know, underneath the water, you like kind of forget

870
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: it all. That's why I loved swimming um competitively. One

871
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: of the things I miss about it when I have

872
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: gone back in and like done laps for exercise. I

873
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: was doing laps for like a couple of months of

874
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: my life recently, and it was the first time I

875
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 1: had swam in over a decade, you know, maybe two

876
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: decades since high school. I was swimming swimming competitively this

877
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: last time. But there's no chance to be on your phone.

878
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: You know, they found ways, like you can listen to music,

879
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: but it just never sounds good when you really are swimming,

880
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: Like you can't hear anything except like your own breathing

881
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: and like the rhythm of your breathing and the rhythm

882
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: of your strokes, and it's so meditative. And I forgot that,

883
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Like I used to work out so many things mentally

884
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: during practice when you have to do like forty laps

885
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: because you have nowhere else to go except I can't

886
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: listen to music. You just like think, and I think

887
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: that there's something beautiful about the fact that it's one

888
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: sport where you really can't um, you can't be uh,

889
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: you can't listen to music or do whatever when you're golfing.

890
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: Do you get meditative? Yeah? I don't think that isn't

891
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: isn't it? And we can just stick with that ten

892
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: percent easily, ten thousand hours. It's all hours space on

893
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: the percentage um us so much. When we first started

894
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: hanging out and I called you on it, I think

895
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: because it's a filler It's a filler thing when you're nervous,

896
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: I think. And then you started noticing that you did

897
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: it and said you would go on, uh huh, wait

898
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: what else huh huh instead of saying what you go

899
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: huh uh, And it was just the it was the

900
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: lazy way of saying what, um, okay, so yes, a

901
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: thousand percent. You meditate when you go that yeah, because

902
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: anything you have to do repetitively, that that that I

903
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: think is meditative, right, Like I think you know when

904
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: when no, you can't talk to anyone, and when there's

905
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: nothing else going in your ear hole, really except when

906
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: you're when you're just focusing on your I don't know,

907
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 1: but swimming and swimming I couldn't like I could do golf,

908
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: because there's at least a little bit of you know,

909
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: um and you know, action or energy around me. Whenever

910
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: I swim and I tried to swim laps, I'm like,

911
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a swim like I d brain. It's sucking, exhausting,

912
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: swimming as hard as ship. Katie Letticky, God damn it,

913
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: that bitch she was. She is I think Ladecki. I

914
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: think it's how I don't even know she is. If

915
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: you watch her stroke. I was watching her freestyle. She

916
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: barely is kicking her legs. You always think that it's

917
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: all kicked, but she's doing like a kind of like

918
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: a It's just it made me want to start swimming

919
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: again because I'm like, wow, there's like these tricks to it,

920
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: like you were talking about your golf swing, like you

921
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: can just unlock a thing by trying to. I don't know.

922
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: It just made me very intrigued. And then I was

923
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: also busting up Butterfly last week and it felt pretty

924
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: fucking good in the pool. Yeah, but the butterflies like

925
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: the opposite of like no one's butterflying ten thos or whatever.

926
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: That Well, what's crazy about her is she has to

927
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: figure out how the wild conservating energy because she swims

928
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: so far, so I'm sure leg kicks, like you have

929
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: to find a certain rhythm to to go so far.

930
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, because you're like you're not you

931
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: can't sprint. You have to figure out. Speaking of Olympics,

932
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: sorry to cut you off, but literally, I'm gonna say

933
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: sorry to cut you off for every time I've cut

934
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: you off in the past hundred episodes, but a thousand

935
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: cut offs. Um. I Simone Biles, I did not even

936
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: like for whatever reason, I was into Loom when that happened.

937
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: I missed out on the whole damn thing I am.

938
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: I think I am more impressed by her dropping out

939
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: of the Olympics than I am of her doing literally

940
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: anything else she has done. And that is not to

941
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: say that everything else she's done is she's the best

942
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: gymnast like that's ever competed, I think. But I think

943
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: her most impressive move and the one that everyone will

944
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: try to recreate and never no one will be able

945
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: to is dropping out of the fucking Olympics because you're

946
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: depressed or anxious. That's what happened, right, Yeah, so she

947
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 1: she Yeah, she got depressed. She you know, she does

948
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: a lot of spin. She got really afraid of doing

949
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: spins or twisties. Yeah, they said that she got the twisties,

950
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: which is I guess is the um. You know, it's

951
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: almost like the yips of yeah. And look, if you

952
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: funk up and you're doing a two and a half spin,

953
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: you land on your neck, you're dead. Like it's not

954
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: like any other word that. Japan does not allow a

955
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: d D medication, and she um has a d D.

956
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: She takes riddle in for it, and she wasn't able

957
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: to take her riddle in Japan and so it made

958
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: her super more anxious, and they said it was like

959
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: a you know, it's not even like a drug you

960
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: can't use in the Olympics, like she got like a

961
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: past to use it. Because she's been on people are

962
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: saying she's a quitter and ship and I was just like,

963
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: I wrote a thing on Instagram. I saw you with

964
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: that and I zipped past it. But um yeah, you

965
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: zipped right past it. But yeah, it's fine. It was

966
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: a lot of Ladecki and I just kicked on past

967
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: it and um no, But I got the gist, which

968
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: is like I just I don't I don't think who

969
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: I get that, Like Piers Morgan and some like a

970
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: couple of angry in cells some killer whales out there

971
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: are like saying rude shit about her, But overall, I

972
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: don't know. I really needed I needed that example of

973
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: someone who because I I'm feeling a little bit Simone

974
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: Biles recently of like I have too much going on

975
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: and it seems like, oh my god, I can't not

976
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: do all of this stuff I have going on. I

977
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 1: can't possibly quit one of these things because they all

978
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: people are counting on me for them, there's money invested,

979
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: but dada, and it's like but also or or you know,

980
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: I get asked to do something else. Let's say I

981
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: get asked to do for me f Boy Island was

982
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: the is a gold medal of my career, right, Like

983
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: it took me eighteen years to even get offered to

984
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: do something like that. I nailed it, gold medal. Everyone

985
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: loves it. I'm The best review I got as a

986
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: reality show host was You're never annoying. That was given

987
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: to me by um one of the journalists I interviewed

988
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: with said, you know, you're just never annoying. And I

989
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: was like, that's the best fucking she was, That's the

990
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: best compliment I can give a reality host. But I

991
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: was thinking about, at what point do you just say

992
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't need another gold medal, Like she's already one gold,

993
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: So like to drop out of the Olympics is insane, right,

994
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: Like we're not insane, but we're all like, oh my god,

995
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: how could you do that. She's already been to the Olympics.

996
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: And when when she is, you know, when fifty years

997
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: from now or like you know, seventy years from now,

998
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: when she is maybe approaching the end of her life

999
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: and celebrate her are people really going to celebrate her

1000
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 1: less because she has one less all around gold medal?

1001
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: And it's like, at what point do you just stop

1002
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: accumulating gold medals? Like I don't like Tom Hanks because

1003
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: he won not or he's been in nine movies I

1004
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: love as opposed to eight, Like when do you? I

1005
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just saying that someone Biles for me

1006
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: is like a hero. I'm gonna have posters on my

1007
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: wall of her dropping out of the Olympics because I

1008
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: think that's the Yeah. I think it's the most brave

1009
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: thing you can do to be at the top of

1010
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: your game, the best representing America, having all this pressure

1011
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: on you, and then to say, you know what, I'm

1012
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: putting my self care above all of that because guess what,

1013
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: You're not going to get me for the next Olympics

1014
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: or even the next year if you make me do

1015
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: this Olympics. So is it worth it for me to

1016
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: do this Olympics? That I might kill myself over it?

1017
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: And it just it was It was weirdly what I

1018
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: needed to hear about um at this point in my

1019
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: life when I'm feeling a little bit exhausted and overwhelmed

1020
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: with all the things I have and realizing like more

1021
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: things are not going to necessarily make me happy, and

1022
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 1: I've already I've already won the gold. I've already won

1023
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: the gold with this podcast, Like this is a goal

1024
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: that I'm constantly getting to do, So why keep getting

1025
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: more gold? So like more people like me? It's just

1026
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 1: like I don't know stuff. I am alledged head for

1027
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 1: having a busy schedule. Let's get to why do I care? Seriously,

1028
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: if someone can give me a poster of Simone Biles

1029
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: dropping out of the Olympics, somehow represent that on a poster,

1030
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: I will hang it in my room if you If anyone,

1031
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 1: if one of our besties wants to do a artistic

1032
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: representation of Simone Biles not doing make a trophy, Make

1033
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: a trophy, No, I want a poster of it. I want, like,

1034
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 1: you know, the same posters that are like, you know,

1035
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: perseverance and it shows a girl doing the butterfly, or

1036
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, someone doing a flip. I want

1037
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: it to be like quitting, because quitting is so powerful.

1038
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: I love a quick Why do I care? All Right?

1039
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: Alex Rodriguez post a thirst up from his birthday trip

1040
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: and captions it one or two which suits you, and

1041
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: it's him. It's him in a babe and suit and

1042
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 1: then him in a in a dress. So funny because

1043
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: a Rod I really feel for him. He is watching

1044
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: j Lo just like make out with her ex boyfriend,

1045
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: who you know, he obviously knew everything about when they

1046
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: were together. I'm sure, Um, he was aware. They were

1047
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: right next to each other, they were on the same trip,

1048
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: they were in the same like was that the yacht

1049
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: behind him that they were on? That's what someone said.

1050
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: That's what someone said. Like Okay, so he's standing in

1051
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: the shower and by the way, his face looked so

1052
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: pained in that. Look at his face, you guys, I think,

1053
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: go look at Oh yeah, for sure, go look at

1054
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: a Rod's face when he's underneath the shower. It's so funny.

1055
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 1: He looks anguished. When I look at my schedule every day,

1056
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: every day I wake up and I look at how

1057
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: many podcasts I have to do? Not this one because

1058
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: I aways love it. And um, and that's the moon

1059
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: space when you're like you're gonna have to do nine

1060
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: McK twist ees today and she's like, yeah, I'm a rodden. Um,

1061
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: you gotta look at it. So I feel for a

1062
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: rod I've I know that he's a confused guy and

1063
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: he deemed that one woman and then set blamed it

1064
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: on his kids and stuff. But I feel for him

1065
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: having to see his ex girlfriend who he reportedly cheated on.

1066
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: But I don't know, I don't know what. I just

1067
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 1: the j low thing. I guess why do I care?

1068
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: I care because I feel for a guy who's has

1069
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: to deal with breakup in the spotlight. Right, Yeah, he'll

1070
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: be okay. I'm sure he was fucking like nine supermodels

1071
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: at night, m and you know what, that doesn't make

1072
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: me feel like he's okay, Like when people go, no,

1073
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: he's fine, he's hot. He gets a lot of asked,

1074
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: Like if we know anything Andrew asked does not make

1075
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: you happy. I don't know. They kind of as a

1076
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: Rods getting boy leaves and then you got to get

1077
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: more asked. It's it's a drug. Ass is a drug.

1078
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: Sex is a drug, for sure, which is why I'm

1079
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: not doing it, Thank you freaking God. Because of Simon Biles.

1080
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that I'm going to try to

1081
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: work this into my act of like how she's my

1082
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: hero because she quit I remember I quit guitar. Um no,

1083
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: I quit saxophone when I was in fourth grade, like

1084
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 1: such a different kind of instrument to quit, by the way,

1085
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: because I quit a lot of things, but I did

1086
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: one good. I did two guitar lessons when I was

1087
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: a kid, and quit. I played saxophone in fourth grade

1088
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: because you know, they picturing me like Lisa Simpson like,

1089
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know. And I was so bad

1090
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: at it, and I remember my teacher just being so

1091
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: disappointed me. And I remember I wrote my dad. I

1092
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: knew my dad was going to be so disappointed to

1093
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: me because he wanted me to be musical so badly.

1094
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: So I remember writing him a letter, which i'd never

1095
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: done before. I was in fourth grade and I just

1096
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 1: wrote him and I was like, Dad, I know you

1097
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: took me to Melbay Music and you got me this.

1098
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: You rented me this sexophone, and you bought me the

1099
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: reads and you bought me all the things. But I

1100
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: just don't like it and I'm not good at it

1101
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: and I really don't want to do it anymore, and

1102
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: I have to quit, and I'm so And I remember

1103
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: putting it on his pillow and him being like it's okay,

1104
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: Nicky like he was very moved by it, but I

1105
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: was so scared to tell him I was quitting a

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01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: musical instrument. And I remember, Um, then he was like, okay,

1107
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: then play guitar, and so I was like, okay, yes,

1108
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: this will be it. And then that didn't really like

1109
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: I didn't like that, and I had to quit that.

1110
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: Like I've quit so many things in my life, and

1111
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: thank god I did because it freed me up to

1112
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: do the things I love. But I think that quitting

1113
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 1: just gets such a bad rap, especially marriages. You know,

1114
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: when people get divorced, you're giving up. I you know

1115
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: you've heard me say this before, but when someone tells

1116
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: me they've been divorced, I say, congratulations. That is not

1117
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: easy to do. It's easier sometimes to stay. And you

1118
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: did it. And I don't mean that everyone can get

1119
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: I know everyone can't get out of a relationship that

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Speaker 1: they're in. And I don't mean to make it seem

1121
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: like it's like the easiest thing in the world. But um,

1122
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: I do think that if you've been divorced, it's nothing

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01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: to be ashamed of. It's actually something to be proud

1124
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: of because you recognize something that didn't work and you

1125
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: wanted a better life. Um or you got left and

1126
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: good because you shouldn't be with someone who leaves you.

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01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: Let's get to top one, Bottom one. Oh you know what,

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Speaker 1: Top one Bottom one this week is actually fitting for

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01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: the Why do I care? We just did because this

1130
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: top one Bottom one our favorite and least favorite of

1131
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: a certain category is celebrity couples. Celebrity couples. All right,

1132
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: let's stop. Let's start, as we always do every week,

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01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: with our least favorite, Andrew, what's your bottom one? Celebrity couple?

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01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I hate even calling these people celebrities, like

1135
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: that's almost makes me feel, uh, they don't deserve that title,

1136
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: So to even have them in my list, I know

1137
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. But Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from

1138
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: the Hills has eyes. I think that's what. I fucking

1139
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: hated these two so much. I don't know why, they

1140
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: just they just everything about them annoyed me. And he

1141
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: was just so pompous, and he was like so set

1142
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: and like and maybe because they were so confident in

1143
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: their like false confidence, maybe that would piss me off

1144
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: so much about them, But boy, did I fucking hate

1145
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: them and they sucked over you. Yeah, well wait what

1146
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: were you just about to say? No, I don't and

1147
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: they messed. They they like, you know, she sucked over

1148
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: a Conrad for him, which is fine. I'm sure she

1149
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: wasn't easy to deal with maybe, but uh but yeah,

1150
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I think, you know, look,

1151
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 1: I think you know, I don't know. He was you

1152
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: fucking made me angry. I hate Wait, why this is?

1153
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: This is your You have a lot of ire for them.

1154
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: What what's going on? Because I kind of like them

1155
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: because first of all, they've lasted. They are insane, and

1156
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: they've always had each other's backs, even when their backs

1157
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: were being reconstructed to be tighter and looked like they've

1158
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: always He's like very spiritual. Now he's into you know,

1159
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: all the crystal bullshit and the hummingbirds, and he just

1160
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: seems like, I don't know, they've always even though they're

1161
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: both kind of crazy in their own way. I just

1162
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: feel like, I like how they are still together and

1163
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: you just saw them being so doomed that I feel

1164
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: like they've stood the test of time and I kind

1165
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: of I don't know, I don't, I don't know. I

1166
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 1: get that there's there could be like a beautiful love

1167
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: in uh being uh kind of shitty together, you know

1168
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like when you see two crackheads

1169
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,919
Speaker 1: who have more love for each other because they both

1170
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: loved this drug so much, and you're like, God, I

1171
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: wish I had that kind of love for one another.

1172
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: So their love for crystals is kind of their love

1173
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: for crack, I guess. And I see what you're saying, Yeah,

1174
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: yeah crystals. Um, all right, Well I don't think you

1175
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: might have. But I just like two people that have

1176
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: made it work even though everything seems pitted against them,

1177
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: Like I would have never been on them to last

1178
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: this long, and I think they'll probably last forevs. Um Yeah, no,

1179
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: WA's your bottom one, alright, my bottom one. And I

1180
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: think it's because I spent a lot of time looking

1181
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: for celebrity news and they're like polluting the headlines. But

1182
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,919
Speaker 1: also their relationship is a little bit irritating to me.

1183
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: Is Travis Barker and uh Courtney Kardashian. Yes, I just

1184
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, like she she got her like

1185
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: vampire tooth, Like she became so like punk rock like

1186
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: too soon, you know, Like I know, couples start to

1187
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: look at look like each other. But it just happened

1188
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: like way too fast, like she changed her style. It

1189
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 1: seemed to me. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like

1190
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: it's like a midlife crisis. It's like instead of, you know,

1191
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: she already owned all the Ferraris, so she had to

1192
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: like find something you couldn't buy because they have all

1193
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: the money, So she got a Travis Parker. I don't know,

1194
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: you guys, I feel like I feel like it's very Uh,

1195
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 1: what's the word for it when you hate women? Misogynists? Yeah,

1196
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: I always I don't like that word because I funk

1197
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: it up. Sometimes it's not because I'm like I want

1198
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: to avoid using that word. I just like, don't I

1199
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: would say misogynistic or there's misogynist, Like which one is it?

1200
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: Misogynistic or misogynistynist? I think one is the noun one,

1201
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: the misogynistic TikTok. I don't like that because we we

1202
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:03,439
Speaker 1: go she's just trying midlife crisis. She's trying to be young.

1203
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: She's put you know, of she's definitely you know that

1204
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: whole family. Say what you want about them. They've been

1205
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: through a lot. They lost their dad, who was a

1206
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:17,439
Speaker 1: defend to cancer. He was defending o j uh, who

1207
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: was you know, obviously someone who murdered their mom's best friend.

1208
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: Then their stepdad comes out as is a closeted transgendered person,

1209
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: which is not anyone's fault, but like, that's a lot

1210
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: to deal with. They all have a mom who is

1211
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,439
Speaker 1: trying to make money off of them, who also loves

1212
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: It's just complicated. It makes sense that Courtney, the oldest one,

1213
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: is struggling a little bit, and I envy that. Actually

1214
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: I envy them sucking each other's faces off and being

1215
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: so in love and like almost starting to look like

1216
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: each other. I guess, you know, it's unhealthy for sure,

1217
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 1: it's like love addictive behavior. But I'm on board with it.

1218
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: And I feel like we instead of winning the finger

1219
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: at Travis Barker, we point the finger at Courtney more so,

1220
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, he's just being himself because I

1221
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 1: guess he can't get rid of his tattoos. But you know,

1222
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: so he's just so who he is that we don't

1223
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: think that he's changing at all. We just put it

1224
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: on her. But I agree with you, it is annoying.

1225
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: And I've heard people have seen them in public, like

1226
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: in private circumstances, and they are like that even in

1227
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: private when no one's watching and they're all I mean,

1228
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: I guess you could say that he loses his punk

1229
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 1: rock card a little bit as well. By I mean, yeah,

1230
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: you're right, it is usually pointed turns towards her. But yeah,

1231
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: I could say that, like, oh, he you know, he

1232
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: should be living under a bridge, you know, eating garbage

1233
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: while playing his drums, you know. But it's not like

1234
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: It's not like Blink two was so punk rock either.

1235
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean they were like the least punk rock punk

1236
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 1: rock band ever. So I mean Blink one eight two

1237
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: kind of is the Kardashians of punk probably, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, alright, well, um,

1238
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: I think my least favorite one has got to be benefit.

1239
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: Like I didn't really even like them when they were

1240
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: together originally. Um, and I really don't like this whole

1241
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: kind of you know what if they're fucking with the

1242
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: press and it's all which I get. I've I've been

1243
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: someone who wants to like make a story just so

1244
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: it gets in the headlines, so people can believe one

1245
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: thing and then I know it's something else, and to

1246
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: funk with the idea that just to get there's no

1247
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: hard there's no shame in wanting press, especially when you're

1248
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,719
Speaker 1: someone like j Low or Ben like, when your whole

1249
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 1: livelihood is based on people talking about you and knowing

1250
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: about you so that they buy tickets to your movies

1251
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: and concerts and whatnot. So I don't blame you making

1252
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: that a part of your relationship. It actually can bond

1253
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: to people to be like, let's funk with the paparazzi

1254
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: in public, to make them just like obsess about us

1255
01:08:54,800 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 1: making out at you know, at nobu. Um. However, I

1256
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: think I just um, I was so obsessed with him

1257
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: and Anna did our marmas so beautiful? Oh god, what

1258
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: an original thought? Yeah? Um so, I mean every time

1259
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: her name comes up, some guy has to go, she's

1260
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: so hot? Oh wow, Oh my god, what an original statement. Yeah, yeah,

1261
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: she's she's amazingly beautiful. I was obsessed with their relationship

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Speaker 1: in COVID last year in such a jealous way, because

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01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,799
Speaker 1: they just seems so in love and it just seems

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01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I actually I don't. I'm having

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01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: trouble coming up with a celebrity couple I don't like,

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01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: only because all the ones I don't like, are like

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01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: all over each other, and I'm just jealous and it's

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01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,799
Speaker 1: coming from that more than like not liking I guess, um,

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01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,479
Speaker 1: I don't know benefit. I'm taking it back like I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't say it's benefit because I actually think it's

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01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: just coming from me being jeal list of them and

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01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: wanting what they have, and I think it's kind of exciting.

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01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,759
Speaker 1: And he seems like he's being really sweet with her kids,

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01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: Like I see the pictures of the kids, seem very

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01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: happy and taken care of. There's a lot of people

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01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: talking on Reddit, on the dim moi subreddit about you know,

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01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 1: she s that's a bad example for her children, jumping

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01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 1: from run relationship to the next. They just got to

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01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: know this man, a Rod who was living with them

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01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 1: and and was like their dad, and now there's a

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01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 1: new guy, and it's just like, what kind of example

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01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: does that set? And it's like, shut up. Everyone's trying

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01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 1: their best. J Lo and him obviously have a lot

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01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,120
Speaker 1: of history that wasn't resolved and let it be okay,

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01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 1: let's get to her favorites Andrew top one celebrity couple. Well,

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01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: after you talk to me, I'm gonna go with Heidi

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01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: and Spencer. Oh shit, no, don't do that, you froze.

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01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 1: Don't do Heidi and Spencer. Who is it going to be?

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01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 1: That's not I mean maybe if they behind now, But

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01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,720
Speaker 1: they're your favorite. I just like how easily swayed I

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01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 1: can be by anyone, like in an argument and you're like, no,

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01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why they're great. I'm like, you know

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01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: what they're about? Okay, No, my favorite is uh David

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01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: Beckham and Victoria Beckham. I think they I think they

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01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 1: have proven that two extremely hot sexual beings can be

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01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: incredible parents and be faithful and show that, you know,

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01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe because they're outside the Hollywood I

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01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,679
Speaker 1: and stuff. You know, she is a pop star and he's,

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01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 1: you know, a soccer player. They're not quite Hollywood kind

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01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: of celebrities, so they're able to stay together. But they

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01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 1: seem to really. They have four kids, and they're like,

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01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: this family is more connected and shows more love for

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01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: each other. And I swear to God like any family

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01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:56,120
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And it could be fake. Who knows

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01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: what's happened. Maybe they're all cheating on each other and

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01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: they hate each other, but did they show and every

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01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: once in a while. I check in on Romeo Cruise

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01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 1: and uh, and who's the other one in Brooklyn? Those

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01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: there are three boys, and I see how they're doing.

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01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: Check in. You're a really good godfather to them. No

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01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:19,599
Speaker 1: what what's your number one celebrity couple? We have two

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01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,160
Speaker 1: minutes and I don't know if you saw that, Andrew.

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01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: That's why I'm rushing ahead. Yeah, yeah, no I did.

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01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: I did. That's where I kept going. Yeah, I'm wondering

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01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: why you totally ignored that. But uh, and just really

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01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 1: was just taking your time discovering why you like to

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01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:35,720
Speaker 1: the Beckhams, just really like just letting it sit in

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01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: and just like swimming around it in a little bit,

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01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,120
Speaker 1: taking your sailboat across the sea of their love, I

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01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: mean the road of their love. Go on. Noah, what's

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01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: your number one? Number one? Uh? It came to me

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01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,439
Speaker 1: while we were doing this segment is Will Smith and

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01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett. I think they're just like an exemplary couple.

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01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: The whole scientology thing is a little bit weird. I

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01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,639
Speaker 1: wish I wasn't part of this, but they scientologists, I

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01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:06,719
Speaker 1: think so. I think from like I don't know something

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01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: I've heard he he had something going on and Jada

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01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:12,760
Speaker 1: addressed it in public and everything. You know, Like, I

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01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:16,680
Speaker 1: just think they're a good, strong couple, good parents, very

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01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:21,680
Speaker 1: involved in their kids lives. Both very creative, good, very

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01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:25,759
Speaker 1: good looking people. Um so there they they also almost

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01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 1: made my top as well. Um and you know me,

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01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm always going to give you two tops. Here we go.

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01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: Number one is uh O J and Nicole. Hear me out. No,

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01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: my number one celebrity couple, um is a twofold one.

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01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to give it to Taylor Swift

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01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 1: and Joseph Alwin. They've been together four plus years now.

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01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 1: She doesn't write any negative songs about him. She never

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01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: even steps out with him in public. She and it's

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01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: not because she doesn't get caught with him in public.

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01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: Like someone said on the other day on the subreddit

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01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 1: Demoi that I read where it's just a bunch of

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01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 1: people talking about celebrities and obsessed with celebrities that like, um,

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01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 1: and then no, there was some person that really knew

1345
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 1: what they were talking about when it comes to paparazzi.

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01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: They were like, Taylor Swift doesn't get photographed with Joseph

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01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 1: Alwen because she makes a point not to any celebrity

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01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: who gets caught with someone, they're making a point to

1349
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,920
Speaker 1: be caught with that person. It's easily of the paparazzi

1350
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 1: are easily avoidable. Like anytime you can see, you know,

1351
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: someone getting caught, they're not getting caught you guys, if

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01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: you want, if you wanted to avoid them, you can

1353
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: very easily. It's all makes it look like, oh, we

1354
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: got caught, but they wanted to be so suppressed. Um

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01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: which I don't begrudge anyone doing. I love that she

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01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 1: keeps it sacred. I love that she keeps it private.

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01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: She's someone that I relate to in terms of, you know,

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01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,680
Speaker 1: writing a lot about guys and getting a bad reputation

1359
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: for you know, don't date her or she'll talk about

1360
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:53,640
Speaker 1: you on stage. And I feel like I relate to that.

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01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: And she's said a really good example for me of

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01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: what I want my next relationship to be, which is

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01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 1: like something sacred that I don't um uh, you know

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01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: take for granted and use in my art in a

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01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 1: disparaging way to like make jokes about. So I just

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01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,480
Speaker 1: I love that this is a person Taylor Swift does everything,

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01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,680
Speaker 1: has done everything right to be the most famous and

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01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:17,080
Speaker 1: most beloved by her fans, yet she didn't sacrifice her

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01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,640
Speaker 1: relationship in any way, and I think that's lovely. And

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01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: then number two, I just want to give it to

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01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney and um Nancy Chavell, his current girlfriend, because

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01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 1: they're both like old and cute and he's always like

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01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:32,080
Speaker 1: kissing her and really like delicate ways when they're swimming

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01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: together something, and she just looks like a woman who

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01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,559
Speaker 1: looks her own age, and I just love it, and

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01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 1: I love um. I just love old people like loving

1377
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: on each other and their old bodies. And by the way,

1378
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 1: she has an amazing body for an older woman. I'm

1379
01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 1: not saying she has an old body, but it's just

1380
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,960
Speaker 1: like I just like when um two people are like

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01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: into each other. Final thought my number one couple that

1382
01:15:55,080 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: I want to so before we even on on our

1383
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:03,960
Speaker 1: flight home from San Antonio, I was were at the

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01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,639
Speaker 1: gate and I saw this was in Dallas. In our layover,

1385
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 1: I saw an old man, this running in the seventies eighties,

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01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:15,640
Speaker 1: and he was rubbing his wife's shoulders like he was

1387
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 1: just standing. They were waiting to load onto the plane

1388
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: and he's just gently rubbing his wife's shoulders and I

1389
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 1: was just watching for a while and I was like, God,

1390
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,719
Speaker 1: that is so fucking cute. And they almost kept Andrew

1391
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 1: to be like look at them over there. But then

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01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know what, just let them

1393
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,639
Speaker 1: at the moment. I don't need to like call that out.

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01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 1: She's probably feeling sick. He's not even like doing that

1395
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 1: because he's just like loves her. He's just like she

1396
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 1: probably was like get my spot, Carl, and he's like

1397
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: doing it begrudgingly, but there was like a kindness to

1398
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 1: it and almost like a way he was doing it

1399
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: that it was just he just wanted to touch her.

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01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: And they were like very old and like not attractive

1401
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,320
Speaker 1: anymore sexually, just you know. And then that's not me

1402
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 1: judging it. It's like they're they're like kind of their

1403
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 1: sexiness is gone away many many years ago, but they

1404
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 1: were just there was just a connectedness to them that

1405
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: was just I I saw it from across the room

1406
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 1: and it's like really hit me. But then I did

1407
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 1: let it go. I didn't call it out. Then we

1408
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: are in St. Louis waiting for our bags and the

1409
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 1: couple is standing right The same couple is standing right

1410
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 1: in front of us, and again he is rubbing her

1411
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,200
Speaker 1: wrists and up her arms, like giving her like a

1412
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 1: massage up her arms as she's holding onto their luggage

1413
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:21,519
Speaker 1: and he's there waiting, and she's just like and it's

1414
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: so loving the way he's doing it. And I said

1415
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: to Andrew, I go look at that, and he goes

1416
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: on like we were both like on and I go, Andrew,

1417
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,360
Speaker 1: he was rubbing her neck before, like this guy is

1418
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: just like all over this girl, like as if they

1419
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,599
Speaker 1: were Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson two months in, you know,

1420
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 1: like this was how hot and she seemed distressed like

1421
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 1: the story. I like, you know, you tell a story

1422
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: when you see couples, like what's there like background. I

1423
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,120
Speaker 1: feel like they live like out in the countryside. She's

1424
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,280
Speaker 1: not used to being around a lot of people. She

1425
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: probably doesn't fly that much, especially since COVID. She's an

1426
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 1: older woman, so he's just trying to ease her while

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01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 1: they're going through that. Also, I think, you know, when

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01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,760
Speaker 1: you rub someone it eases him as well. I've noticed that,

1429
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: like giving giving someone something some kind of love physically,

1430
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 1: it calms you as well. So I think they are

1431
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: common each other for sure. I hope everyone gets to

1432
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: rub someone today, or like gently, you know, even your

1433
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 1: own dog, or something like you're right, giving that almost

1434
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 1: is as good as receiving it, and you don't think

1435
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 1: about that. But I often learned that it's like what

1436
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 1: I've learned so much through like recovering from my eating disorder,

1437
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 1: among other things, but the self the help that I've

1438
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,760
Speaker 1: gotten over the past year has taught me that one

1439
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 1: of the best things for your mental health is to

1440
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 1: do things for other people. Like when I'm most depressed,

1441
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,040
Speaker 1: it's usually because I'm so obsessed with myself and like

1442
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: my life is so hard, I'm ugly, my room is

1443
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 1: the best, I have too much to do. And then

1444
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:59,520
Speaker 1: I go, if I'm able to get you know, intervene

1445
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,760
Speaker 1: in that, and I just say, what can you do

1446
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,599
Speaker 1: for someone else today, Whether it's calling your aunt who's

1447
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: you know, in a wheelchair, who is at home always

1448
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 1: waiting for calls, whether it's calling a friend who you

1449
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: might think is going through a hard time. Just listening

1450
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,840
Speaker 1: to someone else, like rubbing someone else's arm figuratively, will

1451
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:18,760
Speaker 1: get you out of your own head in such a

1452
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,880
Speaker 1: way that is like I didn't even know that it

1453
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:24,759
Speaker 1: could work. So well and it's almost selfish. So maybe

1454
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 1: today if if like me, you're feeling a little bit down, um,

1455
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,120
Speaker 1: try to stop and think what's one thing I can

1456
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:32,639
Speaker 1: do for the planet or just something that's not me

1457
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 1: that I'm not going to benefit from and then in

1458
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 1: the end I think it might benefit you. So um yeah,

1459
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 1: that's the that's the lesson for we gotta go, yeah

1460
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 1: benefit Yeah, just rubb rub j Lo Ben and and

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01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 1: we know you're you're going to Um, thank you another yacht. Yeah,

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01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,640
Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening. We'll see you tomorrow in

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01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 1: the podcast. I can't wait. Thank you, Noah, thank you,

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01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 1: Andrew don't be and the h