WEBVTT - "Ooooo....Who's This?" With Paget Brewster! 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:11.520 No entering ner dot com. Yeah, oh we're getting up 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:21.439 in here. It feels still over the phone so dirty. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:27.600 Sounds like a party line. I'm gonna tex you right 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:41.320 now in the desert, burning my hands off. Oh my god, 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:45.360 Well it's come to Will you accept this rose the 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:51.960 most important political podcast change. My name is art Marine, Marie. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.720 I added my name. Wow, she's losing her mind A 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.639 call in losing her mind, you guys, I'm coming. It's 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.440 like a hundred and six degrees. I am in Palm 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:05.679 Springs calling into my best friends in the whole wide 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.880 world over the full line with me right now is 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:15.399 my platonic life partner and the sexiest woman, UM in 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:20.959 America right now, let's go with that owns a very 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:25.080 exciting tuxedo, one piece baiting suit. I respect her, I 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.720 love her iron and today I almost I did have 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.160 a pool party on Sunday. Um, I collided with the 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.440 dog and split my loop lip open. I almost got stitches, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.040 and I almost wore the one piece, but I didn't 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:41.759 know enough people to feel confident enough to wear. I thought, 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.120 You're one piece is actually one that you could like. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.280 You got a few guys weren't listening last week Pagets God, 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.440 God bless Paget Brewster and her beautiful CBS paychecks. She 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:57.960 bought twelve dollar one pieces from China and Aaron got firmware. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.920 Is that Is that an accurate assessment of what? Yeah, 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.080 you know, it's a one piece. It's also a tuxedo, 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.000 so it feels like, you know, I could be in 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.240 the pool frolicking, or I could also be serving side 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:14.000 dishes to the guests. You know, you love to make 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:19.959 a book on a candidfit. Oh my God, to my 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:25.560 cyber right. Is my my new best friend, my new 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.200 best friend. And I was discussing it with my travel 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:33.000 companion this morning about the fact that I forced this 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:36.000 phrase best friend on Paget, who doesn't say it back. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:42.799 And I don't care, but I like it enough that 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.800 like it makes me so like I'm so confident in 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.960 the fact of it that it's like I know I'm 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:50.840 going all the way. You know, I'm going to best 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.320 friend fantasy street, and it is my best friend. It 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.480 is also but I'm willing to share you I'm not. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.880 I'm not Pansy. It's also our secretary of State. You 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.680 know her as a as a very badass on Criminal Mind. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.480 She's also kicking ass on another period. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:12.800 Paget Brutie, my number one role, are my best friend? 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:18.200 My number one role? Killing it? You mean truly okay? 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.560 In studio with us a girl that we missed last 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:24.840 week and she had a birthday. We just adore her 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.120 so much. I think she may have a brand new 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.440 one piece in her hands. But I can't see right now, 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:35.920 but I need a photo texted to me. Annas Anna 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.880 did give a nice birthday. I did. It's wonderful. It 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:45.520 was wonderful, happy birthday, birthday, good funny one. I can't 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.040 wait till I'm to any one. I still about alcohol, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.080 And she did seven Ford rolls into the studio. You 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.280 know what when you when you go on as many 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:01.160 booze cruise as as Anna, you don't know where land 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.640 ends or the water begins, but all you know is 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.000 you've got a tank Kenyan and a shot of alcohol. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:13.080 And I'm gonna guess the most important the captain of 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.799 this crazy spaceship, the woman who green lit this madness, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:23.760 who I consider to be the next Democratic presidential nominee 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:30.000 for candidate Kenny Levine and her dog scout if we 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.040 were going to get you today. Yeah, no, I had 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.520 a nurse on the schedule, but it got canceled. So 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.560 I'm here. Did you wear your one piece in the 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.279 Midwest this weekend? I did not because it was raining 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.080 a lot and we didn't really end up going. You 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.880 didn't wear a one piece and like sneakers around like 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:52.400 like your fellows parent's coctail party. No, I didn't. You 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.760 didn't feel you didn't feel safe wearing your one piece 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.240 in the streets of Cleveland. Weren't under my clothes at 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.600 all time? Okay, great, Yeah it's for you. It was 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:03.560 for you anybody else I guess like I just like 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.640 how breathable I feel in a one piece under my 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:10.200 clothes at all time. You know what, I'm not built 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.760 for Palm Springs. You know where I am right now, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.840 Palm Springs. It is so not built for humans to 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.000 live out here. It's lovely, but it is up literally 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.440 hotter than like Mars. It's hotter than Mars out here. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:27.240 It is so hot. I basically paying to stay in 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.479 an air condition to do. May I get shout up? 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.360 It is truly a shout out to Trader Joe's SPF 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.360 hundred and nineties three and is wonderful. Um before we 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:44.159 get going, we have a lot of wonderful people emailing 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.680 in Aaron and I will be at Zany's rose Mott. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.680 We're gonna be doing our live podcast June fourteenth at 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.960 Daney's Rose Mott and we will be there at the 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.280 fourteenth through the seventeenth. She and I are going to 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.920 be headlining together the sixteenth and the seventeenth. If you 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:03.480 rate the podcast but you love comedy comed the sixte 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:09.200 jokes so little time, Oh my god, so many bone 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.760 zone jokes. So I'll be I'll be performing in a 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:17.159 one piece um uh. And I will be at sunny Vale, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:22.880 California July Rooster Tee Feathers and before we get going. 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.120 Truly the most this has taken me about literally about 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.760 two and a half years to get this ship together. Anna, 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.640 who's never done this before, built me. I now have 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.279 an e commerce store on my website where I fucking 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.000 I'm selling my T shirts. You guys, Oh my god, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.160 she made the cutest shop. Anna figured it out over 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:48.680 the weekend because she's a wizard and a millennial, and uh, 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.080 I was. I've sold one T shirt so far to 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:55.880 my mother. That's all you need, Janna Marine. So I 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.279 want you guys to know if you order it, I don't, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.400 I will sign them to you. If there's I don't know, 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.200 if there's a place I'm paid pell to send me 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.600 a note or you want me to sign them to 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.440 If not, just tweet it to me and I'll sign 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.080 it to you. But know that if you get the 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:12.880 lady sizes, um, they are so fucking small. It's like 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.600 the extra large. Don't feel bad, but they're like junior sizes. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.400 The extra large. Anna and I were talking about it's 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.240 like a medium or like an eight if you are 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.040 bigger than that. First of all, I'll never order those again. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.840 So I'm sorry, but the unit sex might be the 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.000 way to go. Just the heads up, right, Anna, Yeah, 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.440 you killed it? Okay, Well that's not all of us. 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.160 You know. I got to be able to buy my 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:36.360 my one pieces, and I'm gonna be doing it by 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:43.600 selling T shirts. Let's get into you guys overall. What 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.000 a wonderful season this is. I mean, how much do 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:49.960 we love that show? That night? Loved it, loved it, 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:54.000 love her. I'm all in. I was smiling the entire 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:58.880 time I wasn't checking my phone. Yea, I was riveted, Yes, 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.880 just thrilled to be alive on Monday between eight and ten. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.120 It feels like she's my favorite one since Caitlin, you know, 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:12.000 because I actually feel like she legitimately feels like she's 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.800 looking for a spouse, whether or not she ends up forever, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:18.440 but like, I feel like she's actually openly, legitimately in 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.720 the game, and unlike nick Vale, who we had high 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.920 hopes for and just couldn't even fake it. Yeah, but 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.360 far also, Ben, I think there have been a lot 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:31.720 of people who, even if they they just weren't as invested. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:37.040 I feel like she's genuinely invested and cares. And is 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:40.480 I mean, was she the only person we've ever seen 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.040 in that position who made sure to speak to every 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:47.679 single person the first time? Yes, yes, that's never happened before. Well, 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.360 if you think about it too, it's like she doesn't 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.520 need this, Like she's a freaking lawyer. Like so it's 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:57.200 not like she's saying, you're out a line, you're out 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:03.559 a line, take a pants off. You know what you 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.120 would be? I would help you would be my court 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.839 assan lawyer. When I get eighteen, do you want take 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.240 your pants off, your honor. There's a difference between spirited 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.120 and hammered. Marvin has been a spirited young lady her 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.440 entire life and by the wheel of a car scared 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.199 And it was Anna's twenty one birthday six years ago. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.679 So I've been drinking. You know. She's fun though, I 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.719 think at the end of the day, whether or not 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.520 she finds her person or all these people come on 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:35.040 with the right intention of ever, she's just a good time. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.839 She's always smiling, she's got great energy. She makes it 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.760 fun and smart makes it. Yes, super smart makes the 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:45.319 guys I think relaxed around here. And so it's I think, 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:49.120 you know, winning combo. And it's like she's like, she 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:53.000 is smart. So like they they I mean, they know 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.559 they're out of their lady a little bit, like so 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.880 they know she's legit, like major wife material like, so 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.319 they have to kind of bring their best game. I 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:07.320 feel like, yes, okay, I have to say I can't. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:13.240 I cannot stand those terms wife material, husband. Yeah. I 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:17.480 wanted to kill myself that fucking okay. So let's we'll 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.079 get to that because I agree with you. I like, 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.480 I literally I'm like, what year is this when the 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.760 we'll got there in one second. So we start out, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.640 we're in Um, we are in Westlake Village in and 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.880 her dog in the cast. It could not getting ready 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.400 with the dog in the cast is the cutest thing 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.839 that's ever happened. Yeah, I mean Copper for me is 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:41.160 her best match. Copper. You know, there's a couple of 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:44.160 people like around that went on dates and stuff, but 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.600 it was really about Copper. She did not reveal how 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.120 the dog broke it, how it was injured. Yeah, my 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:56.640 my boyfriend, my boyfriend, Peter asked, but she didn't answer. Yeah, 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.680 it could be fake. Maybe it's fake. Maybe, um, maybe 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:01.480 that's I would never see the dad. Maybe the dad 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.880 stepped on the dog. Maybe maybe the dad took out 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.280 the dog. He's like, I can't believe you're going to 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.959 go on the show. Yeah, and he's like, I'm a 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.360 federal jo. Yeah. The dog runs pretty hard on that. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.440 That wrapped up stump and then it jumped into a pool. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.400 You're not supposed to get your cast wet bag. It 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.599 was to bag it. He had a bag on it 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:29.679 in the pool. Yeah, it was wrapped in black. I 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.720 was except with Copper. The best thing about the show 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.640 is Copper, Like, I couldn't like Copper. I know we're 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.160 jumping ahead, but I just had a split screen of 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:42.440 Peter Um and Rachel and then the other split screen 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:47.439 me looking at Copper. I wanted a Copper Cam. Entire 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.200 date would have been good. Somebody tweeted me a really 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.920 cute tweet of their dog, like a video watching all 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.000 the scenes at the dog at the dog when they 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.400 can hear a dog hotel and their dog was like 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.480 porking freaking out, which just one of my favorite treats 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.280 that I couldn't like nominate it for Treets of the 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.040 Week because it's just a dog barking, but I really 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:09.160 appreciated it very much. Okay, so then they then they 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.880 drive up. We're at the house. The house, just the 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.679 exterior of the house. They may repaid the interior. The 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.640 exterior looks so beat up. And so Jankie, did you 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.880 notice like all those splotchy like holes of paint missing 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.160 outside the matchion? Isn't that supposed to? Isn't that like Tuscan? 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.559 I thought that was like an effect. Was like, wait, 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:35.800 what I didn't notice? Really gross? It's looking like it's 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:39.360 looking like the booze cruise that it is? Oh I 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.439 thought I was. I guess either I didn't notice, or 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.280 if I did, I thought, oh that's faux Mediterranean Tuscan 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:52.079 you know? Okay? So so to to do you get 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:55.400 to your point? Paget and I completely agree with you 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:59.719 when she said I'm looking for husband material and then 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:03.400 like she's grilling, she's adorable and they have the first 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:09.560 group date. Is he grossest that? Like that fucking baby Bjorn? 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:14.959 It's the husband material challenge the grossest. I mean, like 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.640 what like with the diapers and the clog hair and 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:26.200 the vacuuming, It's like what here is? Yeah, I still 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.120 think it is. I still think it is an unusual 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.800 man that would actually learn any of those skills and 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.199 use them. Although there are more stay at home dads 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:38.120 right now than ever before in America, and I applaud them. Um, 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.719 I did, like I actually liked Ashton Kutcher and me 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:46.200 Lacunas thought they were adorable because at first I thought, oh, 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.280 this is dumb. I don't know what. I was so 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:53.360 angry about the reactions that the guys were good genuine 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.640 things would be like I'm not sure of any of you, 0:13:56.200 --> 0:14:01.160 ye fans of the show, it felt yeah, did I like, 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.520 I don't think your man, I'm gonna go on a 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.200 limb and sing a man, It's not in this group. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.520 It was total JV squad. You could tell that first 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:13.880 date was like BT and Ashton called it out and 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:18.280 he was right, and like, I enjoyed watching Ashton Miller together, 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:22.080 Like I was really happy that they like fell each other, 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.760 really excited and hopeful about television romance between these two, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.560 and like, yeah, I liked him calling out like your 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.880 guys not here, like it's not that race. And with 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:36.280 w Boom winning and the baby diapering and the vacuum, 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.480 I mean, it's just like the hair clog like it was. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:43.120 So it was like it was, well, then do do there? 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:47.080 I'd rather a man get my hair clock out. I 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.560 shed a lot I should like the baby's almost drowning 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.760 was amazing. But my favorite person was that was Wa 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.520 Boom trying to get Mila and Ashton to say wa 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.680 boom and instead they said hit him with the hind 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:07.040 which is Howard Stern. Like it imbedded Howard Stern. Oh, 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.160 I didn't know. That is the same as like years 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.040 ago used to be Babba booe. People still do it, 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.800 and it's just it's just repeating a phrase that's on 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:19.000 Howard Stern, We love the whackpack. So instead of doing 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.520 his wa boom phrase, they're both like, oh, we're not 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:26.920 going to do that. Oh my god, I didn't get that. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.040 That's awesome. I just saw him like silent staring at 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.240 wa boom, like, what the funk is wrong with you? 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.160 I'm not gonna do it. So then you put me 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.960 like Ashton Coocher loves put it on your fucking website, 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.520 you know, like like he like he got a celebrity 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.520 endorsement from that's what he was trying to do. And 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.880 then they both knew it. They both knew in that 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.840 moment they were thinking, you know, you could give me 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.880 two hundred and eighty thousand dollars and I still might 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:58.920 not say, well, it's awful. Okay, let's kind of the 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.880 whole wa boom call. If we could you see a 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:04.040 pageant's face doing the boom. It was pretty pretty amazing, 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:08.400 the fucking boom. My friend Laurie who listens to our podcast, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.360 who's like a politician and is like my favorite, Like 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.680 she she gets deep into conspirations. She's sort of like 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.520 she's like she knew and Pat Paget Laurie would really 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.160 she's also deep conspiracy. So she goes deep web on 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:26.040 this stuff. Apparently Wa Boom and the aspiring drummer Blake 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.800 who hates him, who's like the first turd that went, 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.280 and like, you can't no matter how shipball somebody is, 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:35.840 you can't leave the tattle tale to the bachelor I 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:40.000 live with. Yeah, my roommate is Wa Boom's ex girlfriend 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:42.880 or something? Yeah, well, okay, wait what did Lorie find 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.200 By the way, I'm very jealous of your relationship with Laura. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.960 I'm not happy Lori and I went Lori and I 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:57.360 went to college together. Like Lori and I went to college. Anna? 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.680 Is that Anna? No? That was that was your former 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.960 best friend Paget Brewster who you said it? You said it? 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.280 I made Lori up just to make you, said Laura, 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:17.400 and you said it. I made it up? Okay, wait 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.840 what did what did my rival find out on the 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.960 dark web? Two things that we're exciting. This is from 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:27.400 deep deep Web. One. Here's the two things Laurie found out. One, 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:33.320 Laurie found out that um that we Boom and the 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.879 dip ship. We're on a reality show together, another dating 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:43.320 show and get him off. Yes, so she her conspiracy 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.359 theory is is that they made a deal to have 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.560 this fake bullshit so that they can gain publicity and 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:54.360 then go in Paradise. Shoot now, I like LORI right, Okay, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:59.040 So then so then the name the second the second 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:03.280 thing is from Laurie, which is really exciting. Apparently the 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.879 chiropractor who seems to be the front runner with the 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.480 new face, like, is they is they aggressive tongue kisser? 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:17.879 Allegedly he dated wait for it, Jubilee. Oh that's from Laurie. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.479 That's from Laurie. That's pretty good Laurie, and she did 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.840 a great job. I'm impressed. I like everything she dug up. 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:28.359 I mean that's interesting. I like that makes me like 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.080 him more. Actually, it just makes me think, like how 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:34.800 far are these casting nets? Are they like ten feet 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:37.200 in front of you? Like? Does everybody know everybody? Yeah? 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:41.040 I wonder it seems like they're like show open this sting, 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:48.400 now everybody each other? But exactly Yeah, I think that's 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:52.440 really an interesting theory that those guys said, Hey, we 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.720 know each other and we can we can bring some drama. 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.719 We can hate each other. My girlfriend lives with him, 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:01.600 and they already know each other. It's possible because also 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.199 it's also it's possible and it's not. And the only 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:07.240 reason I'm saying not is because I don't think Gloria exists. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:11.680 Um is that I'm kidding that Blake is such a 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.960 douche and he's been such a douche since the opening 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.960 credits that I can see him just taking on this 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:20.320 wa Boom problem, which is not even a problem. He's 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.399 just kind of a Boom is just like ultimate puts 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:27.080 like the fact that he's so volatile. Now I'm convincing 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:29.920 myself it is true. Well, here's what connections are so 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:34.120 crazy about what Boom right? But also here's where either 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:36.680 if even if they decided together, they would go in 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:42.119 and provide drama and fight him Blake, which the drummer saying, 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:44.520 why don't you go see the makeup he brought with him? 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.240 No way? What Boom was like, Yeah, bring up that 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:52.440 I brought my own makeup. I could They cut to 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:55.800 Boom again, and I have to say, whatever foundation he got, 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:59.840 I was like, that's a nice foundation. Cut to him 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:05.640 have like fake eyelashes, lipstick, an extra nose, just really 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:11.639 like creature makeup. Whatever happened to baby Jane. He's like, 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:17.920 I don't know what you're talking about, Like, but that 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:22.440 makes me happy. Yeah, I like it. They're except they're 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:24.800 both so unwatchable. Well they're not. Neither one of them 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:27.280 is going home with her. I liked when Ashton and 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:29.760 Mila asked if they all had health insurance and if 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:33.399 you notice, everybody raised their hand, but will boom? Is 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:36.840 that true? I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.800 I liked the doll face down in the pool. I 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:42.240 also liked the doll. I also like the doll cut 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.480 away in the basketball game. Just shout out to the 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:48.879 doll and the and the I took a picture of 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:52.200 the when when uh, well this is later the shot 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:56.000 of what was it like a a rabid pig or 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.560 dog or wolf or that? Like was what was that 0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:02.359 when he's like he's a daddy pig And that was 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:05.760 like a cut of way to like that stuff. I love. 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:11.880 I don't like I started stop was the basketball later? 0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:15.160 You know what? It was dirty tomorrow. I was a dirty, 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:17.359 dirty dog and they cut and they cut. We'll get there, 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:19.280 We'll get there. We'll get them. We'll get where you 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:22.800 can't get there. We can get there yet. Okay, So 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.400 I wrote down the fucking vacuum race. All I could 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.040 write down was this is awful like it is. And 0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:31.240 poor Kenny, who's a real gentleman who's never gonna win that. 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:34.680 He's so sweet and he's like, legit, a good dadd 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.800 he's trying to be husband materials. She likes an aggressive 0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:42.840 guy that is gonna not ask for permission and kiss 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:46.959 her like. She likes physical physical touch, physical touch, physical 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:50.359 touch seemes yeah, She's like, want to touch me, like 0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:52.280 physical touch. I like someone to be around me and 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:56.159 take and put it right under my skirt, like touch me, 0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:59.199 touch me, touch me. Every guy that didn't like aggressively 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:01.520 tongue kiss her like disappointed, Like any guy that was 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:03.760 like being a gentleman was like, she was like you. 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:07.720 But every guy that was like, I'm taking what's rightfully 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:10.560 mine and she was like I'm in. Yeah. She liked 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:14.560 that what's rightfully mine? Okay. So then they go to 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:17.600 the weird prop house like for their evening get away, 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.200 which they've been to before, these weird fucking clown prop 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.800 houses where they go there's like video games and jack 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:26.720 Stone talking to her about proper wiping of a baby. No, 0:22:26.840 --> 0:22:32.920 that wasn't jack Stone wasn't. No, that wasster Yeah, because 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:39.240 I wrote down that line, dude, you're wiping. Oh my god. 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:43.280 It was right after she said I'm looking for the 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:45.080 guy to make the first move, like I don't want 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:46.520 to be friends. And then he comes and he's like, 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:50.080 let me bring the doll. Uh you're wiping, And I 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.200 was like, oh my god. It was like the best 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:55.600 cutaway ever. Dude. She's like, I want't gonna bang me, 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:56.960 and he's like, I'm gonna bring a prop in of 0:22:57.040 --> 0:23:00.760 a little baby and go over the wiping procedures like 0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:05.040 you're out. Yeah, she wanted to get like nailed and 0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:08.000 like aggressively kissed, and he talked to how you wipe 0:23:08.000 --> 0:23:10.399 a baby and if you overwipe your chafe in it. 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:14.760 It was one of my favorite moments in every season, 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.600 any season. It was amazing. Alright, here's my question to 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:23.400 paget conspiracy theorists. She cannot let go of what how 0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:26.840 bad Fred was at summer camp? What did he do? 0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:30.520 What did he do at summer camp? Did she because 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.600 she likes bad boys? He did something too bad. What 0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.680 did he do? I'm gonna guess honestly, if yeah, or 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:38.640 she wouldn't, she might have cut him, though I would 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:45.200 say probably pre pubescent animal killing or torture, you know 0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:50.720 what I mean, like feeding a frog that's a good frog. 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:54.320 I don't know, something just something bad, little bad kids do. 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:59.080 I never I never even thought about feeding. Is that 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:03.399 like a goat to you? I'm afraid my brother and 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.800 his best friend, Davy Kingman did that when they were little, 0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:07.560 because they came home with the frog with a golf 0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:12.240 ball and it's very still up sending to me. But yeah, 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:18.400 boys they like they pick. Yeah, they kicked magnifying glasses 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.000 and set things on fire, so I think because if 0:24:21.040 --> 0:24:25.480 he was, if he was dangerous, yeah that you're right, 0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:29.920 You're right, you're right. Um Lucas with his palm the 0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:34.119 boom and he said something something something all you entile. 0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:36.440 That's not a word, you guys. Yeah, he was trying 0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:40.480 to make the rest of it rhyme. He was because 0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:42.440