Speaker 1: No entering ner dot com. Yeah, oh we're getting up
Speaker 1: in here. It feels still over the phone so dirty.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a party line. I'm gonna tex you right
Speaker 1: now in the desert, burning my hands off. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Well it's come to Will you accept this rose the
Speaker 1: most important political podcast change. My name is art Marine, Marie.
Speaker 1: I added my name. Wow, she's losing her mind A
Speaker 1: call in losing her mind, you guys, I'm coming. It's
Speaker 1: like a hundred and six degrees. I am in Palm
Speaker 1: Springs calling into my best friends in the whole wide
Speaker 1: world over the full line with me right now is
Speaker 1: my platonic life partner and the sexiest woman, UM in
Speaker 1: America right now, let's go with that owns a very
Speaker 1: exciting tuxedo, one piece baiting suit. I respect her, I
Speaker 1: love her iron and today I almost I did have
Speaker 1: a pool party on Sunday. Um, I collided with the
Speaker 1: dog and split my loop lip open. I almost got stitches,
Speaker 1: and I almost wore the one piece, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know enough people to feel confident enough to wear. I thought,
Speaker 1: You're one piece is actually one that you could like.
Speaker 1: You got a few guys weren't listening last week Pagets God,
Speaker 1: God bless Paget Brewster and her beautiful CBS paychecks. She
Speaker 1: bought twelve dollar one pieces from China and Aaron got firmware.
Speaker 1: Is that Is that an accurate assessment of what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a one piece. It's also a tuxedo,
Speaker 1: so it feels like, you know, I could be in
Speaker 1: the pool frolicking, or I could also be serving side
Speaker 1: dishes to the guests. You know, you love to make
Speaker 1: a book on a candidfit. Oh my God, to my
Speaker 1: cyber right. Is my my new best friend, my new
Speaker 1: best friend. And I was discussing it with my travel
Speaker 1: companion this morning about the fact that I forced this
Speaker 1: phrase best friend on Paget, who doesn't say it back.
Speaker 1: And I don't care, but I like it enough that
Speaker 1: like it makes me so like I'm so confident in
Speaker 1: the fact of it that it's like I know I'm
Speaker 1: going all the way. You know, I'm going to best
Speaker 1: friend fantasy street, and it is my best friend. It
Speaker 1: is also but I'm willing to share you I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not Pansy. It's also our secretary of State. You
Speaker 1: know her as a as a very badass on Criminal Mind.
Speaker 1: She's also kicking ass on another period. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Paget Brutie, my number one role, are my best friend?
Speaker 1: My number one role? Killing it? You mean truly okay?
Speaker 1: In studio with us a girl that we missed last
Speaker 1: week and she had a birthday. We just adore her
Speaker 1: so much. I think she may have a brand new
Speaker 1: one piece in her hands. But I can't see right now,
Speaker 1: but I need a photo texted to me. Annas Anna
Speaker 1: did give a nice birthday. I did. It's wonderful. It
Speaker 1: was wonderful, happy birthday, birthday, good funny one. I can't
Speaker 1: wait till I'm to any one. I still about alcohol,
Speaker 1: And she did seven Ford rolls into the studio. You
Speaker 1: know what when you when you go on as many
Speaker 1: booze cruise as as Anna, you don't know where land
Speaker 1: ends or the water begins, but all you know is
Speaker 1: you've got a tank Kenyan and a shot of alcohol.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna guess the most important the captain of
Speaker 1: this crazy spaceship, the woman who green lit this madness,
Speaker 1: who I consider to be the next Democratic presidential nominee
Speaker 1: for candidate Kenny Levine and her dog scout if we
Speaker 1: were going to get you today. Yeah, no, I had
Speaker 1: a nurse on the schedule, but it got canceled. So
Speaker 1: I'm here. Did you wear your one piece in the
Speaker 1: Midwest this weekend? I did not because it was raining
Speaker 1: a lot and we didn't really end up going. You
Speaker 1: didn't wear a one piece and like sneakers around like
Speaker 1: like your fellows parent's coctail party. No, I didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't feel you didn't feel safe wearing your one piece
Speaker 1: in the streets of Cleveland. Weren't under my clothes at
Speaker 1: all time? Okay, great, Yeah it's for you. It was
Speaker 1: for you anybody else I guess like I just like
Speaker 1: how breathable I feel in a one piece under my
Speaker 1: clothes at all time. You know what, I'm not built
Speaker 1: for Palm Springs. You know where I am right now,
Speaker 1: Palm Springs. It is so not built for humans to
Speaker 1: live out here. It's lovely, but it is up literally
Speaker 1: hotter than like Mars. It's hotter than Mars out here.
Speaker 1: It is so hot. I basically paying to stay in
Speaker 1: an air condition to do. May I get shout up?
Speaker 1: It is truly a shout out to Trader Joe's SPF
Speaker 1: hundred and nineties three and is wonderful. Um before we
Speaker 1: get going, we have a lot of wonderful people emailing
Speaker 1: in Aaron and I will be at Zany's rose Mott.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing our live podcast June fourteenth at
Speaker 1: Daney's Rose Mott and we will be there at the
Speaker 1: fourteenth through the seventeenth. She and I are going to
Speaker 1: be headlining together the sixteenth and the seventeenth. If you
Speaker 1: rate the podcast but you love comedy comed the sixte
Speaker 1: jokes so little time, Oh my god, so many bone
Speaker 1: zone jokes. So I'll be I'll be performing in a
Speaker 1: one piece um uh. And I will be at sunny Vale,
Speaker 1: California July Rooster Tee Feathers and before we get going.
Speaker 1: Truly the most this has taken me about literally about
Speaker 1: two and a half years to get this ship together. Anna,
Speaker 1: who's never done this before, built me. I now have
Speaker 1: an e commerce store on my website where I fucking
Speaker 1: I'm selling my T shirts. You guys, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she made the cutest shop. Anna figured it out over
Speaker 1: the weekend because she's a wizard and a millennial, and uh,
Speaker 1: I was. I've sold one T shirt so far to
Speaker 1: my mother. That's all you need, Janna Marine. So I
Speaker 1: want you guys to know if you order it, I don't,
Speaker 1: I will sign them to you. If there's I don't know,
Speaker 1: if there's a place I'm paid pell to send me
Speaker 1: a note or you want me to sign them to
Speaker 1: If not, just tweet it to me and I'll sign
Speaker 1: it to you. But know that if you get the
Speaker 1: lady sizes, um, they are so fucking small. It's like
Speaker 1: the extra large. Don't feel bad, but they're like junior sizes.
Speaker 1: The extra large. Anna and I were talking about it's
Speaker 1: like a medium or like an eight if you are
Speaker 1: bigger than that. First of all, I'll never order those again.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, but the unit sex might be the
Speaker 1: way to go. Just the heads up, right, Anna, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you killed it? Okay, Well that's not all of us.
Speaker 1: You know. I got to be able to buy my
Speaker 1: my one pieces, and I'm gonna be doing it by
Speaker 1: selling T shirts. Let's get into you guys overall. What
Speaker 1: a wonderful season this is. I mean, how much do
Speaker 1: we love that show? That night? Loved it, loved it,
Speaker 1: love her. I'm all in. I was smiling the entire
Speaker 1: time I wasn't checking my phone. Yea, I was riveted, Yes,
Speaker 1: just thrilled to be alive on Monday between eight and ten.
Speaker 1: It feels like she's my favorite one since Caitlin, you know,
Speaker 1: because I actually feel like she legitimately feels like she's
Speaker 1: looking for a spouse, whether or not she ends up forever,
Speaker 1: but like, I feel like she's actually openly, legitimately in
Speaker 1: the game, and unlike nick Vale, who we had high
Speaker 1: hopes for and just couldn't even fake it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: far also, Ben, I think there have been a lot
Speaker 1: of people who, even if they they just weren't as invested.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's genuinely invested and cares. And is
Speaker 1: I mean, was she the only person we've ever seen
Speaker 1: in that position who made sure to speak to every
Speaker 1: single person the first time? Yes, yes, that's never happened before. Well,
Speaker 1: if you think about it too, it's like she doesn't
Speaker 1: need this, Like she's a freaking lawyer. Like so it's
Speaker 1: not like she's saying, you're out a line, you're out
Speaker 1: a line, take a pants off. You know what you
Speaker 1: would be? I would help you would be my court
Speaker 1: assan lawyer. When I get eighteen, do you want take
Speaker 1: your pants off, your honor. There's a difference between spirited
Speaker 1: and hammered. Marvin has been a spirited young lady her
Speaker 1: entire life and by the wheel of a car scared
Speaker 1: And it was Anna's twenty one birthday six years ago.
Speaker 1: So I've been drinking. You know. She's fun though, I
Speaker 1: think at the end of the day, whether or not
Speaker 1: she finds her person or all these people come on
Speaker 1: with the right intention of ever, she's just a good time.
Speaker 1: She's always smiling, she's got great energy. She makes it
Speaker 1: fun and smart makes it. Yes, super smart makes the
Speaker 1: guys I think relaxed around here. And so it's I think,
Speaker 1: you know, winning combo. And it's like she's like, she
Speaker 1: is smart. So like they they I mean, they know
Speaker 1: they're out of their lady a little bit, like so
Speaker 1: they know she's legit, like major wife material like, so
Speaker 1: they have to kind of bring their best game. I
Speaker 1: feel like, yes, okay, I have to say I can't.
Speaker 1: I cannot stand those terms wife material, husband. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: wanted to kill myself that fucking okay. So let's we'll
Speaker 1: get to that because I agree with you. I like,
Speaker 1: I literally I'm like, what year is this when the
Speaker 1: we'll got there in one second. So we start out,
Speaker 1: we're in Um, we are in Westlake Village in and
Speaker 1: her dog in the cast. It could not getting ready
Speaker 1: with the dog in the cast is the cutest thing
Speaker 1: that's ever happened. Yeah, I mean Copper for me is
Speaker 1: her best match. Copper. You know, there's a couple of
Speaker 1: people like around that went on dates and stuff, but
Speaker 1: it was really about Copper. She did not reveal how
Speaker 1: the dog broke it, how it was injured. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, my boyfriend, Peter asked, but she didn't answer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be fake. Maybe it's fake. Maybe, um, maybe
Speaker 1: that's I would never see the dad. Maybe the dad
Speaker 1: stepped on the dog. Maybe maybe the dad took out
Speaker 1: the dog. He's like, I can't believe you're going to
Speaker 1: go on the show. Yeah, and he's like, I'm a
Speaker 1: federal jo. Yeah. The dog runs pretty hard on that.
Speaker 1: That wrapped up stump and then it jumped into a pool.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to get your cast wet bag. It
Speaker 1: was to bag it. He had a bag on it
Speaker 1: in the pool. Yeah, it was wrapped in black. I
Speaker 1: was except with Copper. The best thing about the show
Speaker 1: is Copper, Like, I couldn't like Copper. I know we're
Speaker 1: jumping ahead, but I just had a split screen of
Speaker 1: Peter Um and Rachel and then the other split screen
Speaker 1: me looking at Copper. I wanted a Copper Cam. Entire
Speaker 1: date would have been good. Somebody tweeted me a really
Speaker 1: cute tweet of their dog, like a video watching all
Speaker 1: the scenes at the dog at the dog when they
Speaker 1: can hear a dog hotel and their dog was like
Speaker 1: porking freaking out, which just one of my favorite treats
Speaker 1: that I couldn't like nominate it for Treets of the
Speaker 1: Week because it's just a dog barking, but I really
Speaker 1: appreciated it very much. Okay, so then they then they
Speaker 1: drive up. We're at the house. The house, just the
Speaker 1: exterior of the house. They may repaid the interior. The
Speaker 1: exterior looks so beat up. And so Jankie, did you
Speaker 1: notice like all those splotchy like holes of paint missing
Speaker 1: outside the matchion? Isn't that supposed to? Isn't that like Tuscan?
Speaker 1: I thought that was like an effect. Was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what I didn't notice? Really gross? It's looking like it's
Speaker 1: looking like the booze cruise that it is? Oh I
Speaker 1: thought I was. I guess either I didn't notice, or
Speaker 1: if I did, I thought, oh that's faux Mediterranean Tuscan
Speaker 1: you know? Okay? So so to to do you get
Speaker 1: to your point? Paget and I completely agree with you
Speaker 1: when she said I'm looking for husband material and then
Speaker 1: like she's grilling, she's adorable and they have the first
Speaker 1: group date. Is he grossest that? Like that fucking baby Bjorn?
Speaker 1: It's the husband material challenge the grossest. I mean, like
Speaker 1: what like with the diapers and the clog hair and
Speaker 1: the vacuuming, It's like what here is? Yeah, I still
Speaker 1: think it is. I still think it is an unusual
Speaker 1: man that would actually learn any of those skills and
Speaker 1: use them. Although there are more stay at home dads
Speaker 1: right now than ever before in America, and I applaud them. Um,
Speaker 1: I did, like I actually liked Ashton Kutcher and me
Speaker 1: Lacunas thought they were adorable because at first I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this is dumb. I don't know what. I was so
Speaker 1: angry about the reactions that the guys were good genuine
Speaker 1: things would be like I'm not sure of any of you,
Speaker 1: ye fans of the show, it felt yeah, did I like,
Speaker 1: I don't think your man, I'm gonna go on a
Speaker 1: limb and sing a man, It's not in this group.
Speaker 1: It was total JV squad. You could tell that first
Speaker 1: date was like BT and Ashton called it out and
Speaker 1: he was right, and like, I enjoyed watching Ashton Miller together,
Speaker 1: Like I was really happy that they like fell each other,
Speaker 1: really excited and hopeful about television romance between these two,
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I liked him calling out like your
Speaker 1: guys not here, like it's not that race. And with
Speaker 1: w Boom winning and the baby diapering and the vacuum,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like the hair clog like it was.
Speaker 1: So it was like it was, well, then do do there?
Speaker 1: I'd rather a man get my hair clock out. I
Speaker 1: shed a lot I should like the baby's almost drowning
Speaker 1: was amazing. But my favorite person was that was Wa
Speaker 1: Boom trying to get Mila and Ashton to say wa
Speaker 1: boom and instead they said hit him with the hind
Speaker 1: which is Howard Stern. Like it imbedded Howard Stern. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. That is the same as like years
Speaker 1: ago used to be Babba booe. People still do it,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's just repeating a phrase that's on
Speaker 1: Howard Stern, We love the whackpack. So instead of doing
Speaker 1: his wa boom phrase, they're both like, oh, we're not
Speaker 1: going to do that. Oh my god, I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I just saw him like silent staring at
Speaker 1: wa boom, like, what the funk is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. So then you put me
Speaker 1: like Ashton Coocher loves put it on your fucking website,
Speaker 1: you know, like like he like he got a celebrity
Speaker 1: endorsement from that's what he was trying to do. And
Speaker 1: then they both knew it. They both knew in that
Speaker 1: moment they were thinking, you know, you could give me
Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty thousand dollars and I still might
Speaker 1: not say, well, it's awful. Okay, let's kind of the
Speaker 1: whole wa boom call. If we could you see a
Speaker 1: pageant's face doing the boom. It was pretty pretty amazing,
Speaker 1: the fucking boom. My friend Laurie who listens to our podcast,
Speaker 1: who's like a politician and is like my favorite, Like
Speaker 1: she she gets deep into conspirations. She's sort of like
Speaker 1: she's like she knew and Pat Paget Laurie would really
Speaker 1: she's also deep conspiracy. So she goes deep web on
Speaker 1: this stuff. Apparently Wa Boom and the aspiring drummer Blake
Speaker 1: who hates him, who's like the first turd that went,
Speaker 1: and like, you can't no matter how shipball somebody is,
Speaker 1: you can't leave the tattle tale to the bachelor I
Speaker 1: live with. Yeah, my roommate is Wa Boom's ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: or something? Yeah, well, okay, wait what did Lorie find
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm very jealous of your relationship with Laura.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy Lori and I went Lori and I
Speaker 1: went to college together. Like Lori and I went to college. Anna?
Speaker 1: Is that Anna? No? That was that was your former
Speaker 1: best friend Paget Brewster who you said it? You said it?
Speaker 1: I made Lori up just to make you, said Laura,
Speaker 1: and you said it. I made it up? Okay, wait
Speaker 1: what did what did my rival find out on the
Speaker 1: dark web? Two things that we're exciting. This is from
Speaker 1: deep deep Web. One. Here's the two things Laurie found out. One,
Speaker 1: Laurie found out that um that we Boom and the
Speaker 1: dip ship. We're on a reality show together, another dating
Speaker 1: show and get him off. Yes, so she her conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory is is that they made a deal to have
Speaker 1: this fake bullshit so that they can gain publicity and
Speaker 1: then go in Paradise. Shoot now, I like LORI right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then so then the name the second the second
Speaker 1: thing is from Laurie, which is really exciting. Apparently the
Speaker 1: chiropractor who seems to be the front runner with the
Speaker 1: new face, like, is they is they aggressive tongue kisser?
Speaker 1: Allegedly he dated wait for it, Jubilee. Oh that's from Laurie.
Speaker 1: That's from Laurie. That's pretty good Laurie, and she did
Speaker 1: a great job. I'm impressed. I like everything she dug up.
Speaker 1: I mean that's interesting. I like that makes me like
Speaker 1: him more. Actually, it just makes me think, like how
Speaker 1: far are these casting nets? Are they like ten feet
Speaker 1: in front of you? Like? Does everybody know everybody? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wonder it seems like they're like show open this sting,
Speaker 1: now everybody each other? But exactly Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: really an interesting theory that those guys said, Hey, we
Speaker 1: know each other and we can we can bring some drama.
Speaker 1: We can hate each other. My girlfriend lives with him,
Speaker 1: and they already know each other. It's possible because also
Speaker 1: it's also it's possible and it's not. And the only
Speaker 1: reason I'm saying not is because I don't think Gloria exists.
Speaker 1: Um is that I'm kidding that Blake is such a
Speaker 1: douche and he's been such a douche since the opening
Speaker 1: credits that I can see him just taking on this
Speaker 1: wa Boom problem, which is not even a problem. He's
Speaker 1: just kind of a Boom is just like ultimate puts
Speaker 1: like the fact that he's so volatile. Now I'm convincing
Speaker 1: myself it is true. Well, here's what connections are so
Speaker 1: crazy about what Boom right? But also here's where either
Speaker 1: if even if they decided together, they would go in
Speaker 1: and provide drama and fight him Blake, which the drummer saying,
Speaker 1: why don't you go see the makeup he brought with him?
Speaker 1: No way? What Boom was like, Yeah, bring up that
Speaker 1: I brought my own makeup. I could They cut to
Speaker 1: Boom again, and I have to say, whatever foundation he got,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a nice foundation. Cut to him
Speaker 1: have like fake eyelashes, lipstick, an extra nose, just really
Speaker 1: like creature makeup. Whatever happened to baby Jane. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, Like, but that
Speaker 1: makes me happy. Yeah, I like it. They're except they're
Speaker 1: both so unwatchable. Well they're not. Neither one of them
Speaker 1: is going home with her. I liked when Ashton and
Speaker 1: Mila asked if they all had health insurance and if
Speaker 1: you notice, everybody raised their hand, but will boom? Is
Speaker 1: that true? I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: I liked the doll face down in the pool. I
Speaker 1: also liked the doll. I also like the doll cut
Speaker 1: away in the basketball game. Just shout out to the
Speaker 1: doll and the and the I took a picture of
Speaker 1: the when when uh, well this is later the shot
Speaker 1: of what was it like a a rabid pig or
Speaker 1: dog or wolf or that? Like was what was that
Speaker 1: when he's like he's a daddy pig And that was
Speaker 1: like a cut of way to like that stuff. I love.
Speaker 1: I don't like I started stop was the basketball later?
Speaker 1: You know what? It was dirty tomorrow. I was a dirty,
Speaker 1: dirty dog and they cut and they cut. We'll get there,
Speaker 1: We'll get there. We'll get them. We'll get where you
Speaker 1: can't get there. We can get there yet. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I wrote down the fucking vacuum race. All I could
Speaker 1: write down was this is awful like it is. And
Speaker 1: poor Kenny, who's a real gentleman who's never gonna win that.
Speaker 1: He's so sweet and he's like, legit, a good dadd
Speaker 1: he's trying to be husband materials. She likes an aggressive
Speaker 1: guy that is gonna not ask for permission and kiss
Speaker 1: her like. She likes physical physical touch, physical touch, physical
Speaker 1: touch seemes yeah, She's like, want to touch me, like
Speaker 1: physical touch. I like someone to be around me and
Speaker 1: take and put it right under my skirt, like touch me,
Speaker 1: touch me, touch me. Every guy that didn't like aggressively
Speaker 1: tongue kiss her like disappointed, Like any guy that was
Speaker 1: like being a gentleman was like, she was like you.
Speaker 1: But every guy that was like, I'm taking what's rightfully
Speaker 1: mine and she was like I'm in. Yeah. She liked
Speaker 1: that what's rightfully mine? Okay. So then they go to
Speaker 1: the weird prop house like for their evening get away,
Speaker 1: which they've been to before, these weird fucking clown prop
Speaker 1: houses where they go there's like video games and jack
Speaker 1: Stone talking to her about proper wiping of a baby. No,
Speaker 1: that wasn't jack Stone wasn't. No, that wasster Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I wrote down that line, dude, you're wiping. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was right after she said I'm looking for the
Speaker 1: guy to make the first move, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be friends. And then he comes and he's like,
Speaker 1: let me bring the doll. Uh you're wiping, And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. It was like the best
Speaker 1: cutaway ever. Dude. She's like, I want't gonna bang me,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm gonna bring a prop in of
Speaker 1: a little baby and go over the wiping procedures like
Speaker 1: you're out. Yeah, she wanted to get like nailed and
Speaker 1: like aggressively kissed, and he talked to how you wipe
Speaker 1: a baby and if you overwipe your chafe in it.
Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite moments in every season,
Speaker 1: any season. It was amazing. Alright, here's my question to
Speaker 1: paget conspiracy theorists. She cannot let go of what how
Speaker 1: bad Fred was at summer camp? What did he do?
Speaker 1: What did he do at summer camp? Did she because
Speaker 1: she likes bad boys? He did something too bad. What
Speaker 1: did he do? I'm gonna guess honestly, if yeah, or
Speaker 1: she wouldn't, she might have cut him, though I would
Speaker 1: say probably pre pubescent animal killing or torture, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like feeding a frog that's a good frog.
Speaker 1: I don't know, something just something bad, little bad kids do.
Speaker 1: I never I never even thought about feeding. Is that
Speaker 1: like a goat to you? I'm afraid my brother and
Speaker 1: his best friend, Davy Kingman did that when they were little,
Speaker 1: because they came home with the frog with a golf
Speaker 1: ball and it's very still up sending to me. But yeah,
Speaker 1: boys they like they pick. Yeah, they kicked magnifying glasses
Speaker 1: and set things on fire, so I think because if
Speaker 1: he was, if he was dangerous, yeah that you're right,
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. Um Lucas with his palm the
Speaker 1: boom and he said something something something all you entile.
Speaker 1: That's not a word, you guys. Yeah, he was trying
Speaker 1: to make the rest of it rhyme. He was because
Speaker 1: he said he said like that word like it was
Speaker 1: like I can get away with us and then rhyme
Speaker 1: the other and I was like, you can't go from
Speaker 1: boom to rhyming couplets. Right, there's no you just gotta
Speaker 1: like and then jack Stone said it seriously, you're amazing. Seriously, seriously,
Speaker 1: you're seriously, you're amazing. Ye. It was like the worst
Speaker 1: group date. She didn't want to get at it with
Speaker 1: anybody until we got the sweet Blake. Um. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not Blake. We hate Blake. Blake. Blake goes and tells
Speaker 1: them about Wa Boom and the ex girlfriend and Lucas
Speaker 1: and his makeup and then he says, you're here to
Speaker 1: further your wa boom um. And then what Boom says, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you don't have a wa boom And
Speaker 1: then what Boom says or somebody says you're dismissed, which
Speaker 1: is my favorite way to deal with somebody. And then
Speaker 1: Kenny's line I thought was amazing when he said, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a pro wrestler, soil, I know all about white dudes.
Speaker 1: Get you that's crazy. Take your own to Santa Monica. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're talking in circles to just get on that merry
Speaker 1: go around in Santa Monica. I was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: love that guy. These white dudes are kind of bugging, right,
Speaker 1: White dudes bugging right now. That's the quote I have
Speaker 1: white dude's bugging right now. Wait a minute, tell me
Speaker 1: to tell me to Santa Monica one again. He's like,
Speaker 1: these guys are talking an encircle, so they should just
Speaker 1: go on the merry go round and say, oh like
Speaker 1: him so much? Oh my god, I just love that dude.
Speaker 1: I know. Kenny was like, I'm used to bugging white dudes,
Speaker 1: but these dudes are like, really white dudes are really
Speaker 1: bugging right now. Oh my god, it's so good. He's
Speaker 1: so good. So then Dean gets a rose and uh,
Speaker 1: and she keeps saying, like, you know, he took that
Speaker 1: risk of saying black or not go back a lot
Speaker 1: of people that I liked it. I liked it. And
Speaker 1: then he walks around and then here's the best part
Speaker 1: if you praised it. He goes in for the kiss
Speaker 1: by the car and the driver is right there behind
Speaker 1: the starry straight ahead. There's a three shots for the driver.
Speaker 1: It's literally right like, it's a three shots I'm kissing
Speaker 1: with the driver right from It's amazing. Do you think
Speaker 1: she was into it because he just went for it
Speaker 1: with a person watching? I do know, decorum, she's a
Speaker 1: dirty dog. That's what she does. She likes a guy
Speaker 1: she likes. She likes an alpha man who's going to
Speaker 1: take charts. Yeah. Wait, and so I forgot that he's
Speaker 1: the dude with those crazy tats until that last night.
Speaker 1: The right just tattooed on the inside of his lip,
Speaker 1: tri force on his inner arm, Mom's initials on his chest,
Speaker 1: artwork on his back, his friends initials on his back,
Speaker 1: Latin Latin on his hips. That's a lot of mistakes.
Speaker 1: Latin on his hips. It literally just says Latin. He
Speaker 1: says hips in Latin on his hips. The lip one.
Speaker 1: I always go back to right hip because how do
Speaker 1: you first of all, the level of pain that has
Speaker 1: to be clamped andy and stay out so you're droolingle
Speaker 1: there tattooing and inside of your lip doesn't like disappear
Speaker 1: after a while, till they fade, yeah, because you're just
Speaker 1: always Yeah, I don't what's your name? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I had your name tattoo inside and lower level. I
Speaker 1: had Rhode Island on my top lip. Uh, and it
Speaker 1: faded right into my teeth. It was a terrible error.
Speaker 1: I have missus arden Viale tattoo. Okay, I'm reading about
Speaker 1: those are crazy red flags though, right, So he's so cute,
Speaker 1: but he's really cute and fairly normal, But now I
Speaker 1: don't know something about him. Honestly, he's okay, that's my
Speaker 1: number one? Is it? You think he grew up with nothing? Okay,
Speaker 1: His mom's been passed for ten years and his favorite
Speaker 1: childhood memory, um was when he was very very young.
Speaker 1: His family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting
Speaker 1: on top of my brother's watching a demo Derby and
Speaker 1: eating oreos. That's his favorite memory. He has nothing, He
Speaker 1: comes from nothing, because it seems to me there's something
Speaker 1: about his smiling that is almost to me, feels like
Speaker 1: a survival mechanism, and that would make sense. I think
Speaker 1: that would make sense. That's a tough, tough way to
Speaker 1: grow up. Mom's gone you. You would need to smile
Speaker 1: to get and he does have a good smile. He
Speaker 1: doesn't then you do constantly think about righteous on the
Speaker 1: lip and it pulls me right out of it. If
Speaker 1: he's also like that, he's really pretty, So like that
Speaker 1: would have been hard to grow up, probably in a trailer,
Speaker 1: like with your mom dying. Your favorite memories watching a
Speaker 1: demo Derby and you're like a pretty little boy. That's top,
Speaker 1: that's tap. He could you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 1: give him a pass on a righteous tattoo. Maybe get
Speaker 1: now righteous like some sort of trailer tattoo. Must be religious, Yes,
Speaker 1: I would say that, screaming Bible. Oh, Katie went righteous,
Speaker 1: bro we went old Testament. I went I went like
Speaker 1: surfer lingo, like old surfer Lingo, like right. He is
Speaker 1: like in Finding Nemo. It's what the turtle says. Righteous
Speaker 1: says huge. I see where you where you went with them?
Speaker 1: So they're too there. I think it's because he loves
Speaker 1: the Righteous Brothers and the soundtrack from Dirty Dancing, that's
Speaker 1: what it's from. He got to say this, what does
Speaker 1: being married mean to you? I think marriage is an
Speaker 1: institutionalized sham, derives from religious beliefs. That said, when I
Speaker 1: get married, it's a lifelong commitment. He's the one that
Speaker 1: said that. I thought that was such a weird dancing
Speaker 1: religious show. It's true, true. It's marriage has changed for us.
Speaker 1: We now in the day and age that we're in.
Speaker 1: I think marriage is about love. We changed what marriage
Speaker 1: is supposed to be. It used to be for land
Speaker 1: and lamas and joining joining families and running countries, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't about love. That's why Jane Austin was like,
Speaker 1: she was like the Jackie Collins of her time, because
Speaker 1: no one, no one married for love. It was a
Speaker 1: crazy idea. So I actually I actually admired that he
Speaker 1: said that, because he's right. He's saying, this is what
Speaker 1: marriage is for. But when I get married, it's so
Speaker 1: now now righteous to me. After that be more of
Speaker 1: either a love of dirty dancing or surfing verse, because
Speaker 1: if you were very religious, you wouldn't say marriage. I
Speaker 1: don't know though, maybe he has maybe he has a
Speaker 1: very healthy grasp on religion. Maybe he is religious, but
Speaker 1: he also recognizes where religion has been hypocritical and says
Speaker 1: he lives in Venice. So the surfer thing, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sounds like something you would do when you're like
Speaker 1: eighteen and you're fucking stupid and you're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it, says online online five is a little better.
Speaker 1: You know what I like that? I thought, you know
Speaker 1: what I like about he might have been twenty five
Speaker 1: and they filmed it. I think he's twenty six. Now,
Speaker 1: you know what I like about being in Palm Springton
Speaker 1: doing this. I feel like I'm listening to the podcast
Speaker 1: and I'm enjoying you also get it, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're all such delight. Okay, So then so Dean is
Speaker 1: definitely our front runner from that first pack, clearly, and
Speaker 1: she picked well. So then we have our first one
Speaker 1: on one date with Peter and she's they're going there,
Speaker 1: they're going to the plane. She goes, it's actually a
Speaker 1: two on one, and then Copper gets out. I enjoyed
Speaker 1: his I enjoyed coppers um. They did the shot of
Speaker 1: him like almost like he's being interviewed, like his confessional,
Speaker 1: and then they go to the Bark Box, to the
Speaker 1: bark Festival. I like Peter. I like Peter. I had
Speaker 1: some red flags like later in the date, but I
Speaker 1: think he's cute. You're bored by e Marit. You don't
Speaker 1: like him board well, the conversation about having a gap
Speaker 1: in your teeth was riveting. I threw myself off the balcony,
Speaker 1: had to climb back up because a normal guy. He
Speaker 1: seemed like, like not a total toolbox. I liked nervous.
Speaker 1: To me, he seemed nervous. But I feel like they're
Speaker 1: having a conversation about therapy was the most honest, straight forward,
Speaker 1: and bullshit. This is my journey. I'm looking for the
Speaker 1: total package conversation I've heard in years on this show.
Speaker 1: I did have one problem though, I feel like he
Speaker 1: didn't pay enough attention to the dogs. If I'm on it,
Speaker 1: if I was on a date with a guy that date,
Speaker 1: I would want him to literally not even pay attention
Speaker 1: to me and just be hanging out with the dogs.
Speaker 1: But she wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't. And we also
Speaker 1: don't know how the editors edited it. I think I
Speaker 1: would just be like making out with dogs. It would
Speaker 1: have been, well, she's she's like, she's a little more
Speaker 1: needy than you. That's true, And I just love dogs
Speaker 1: and she doesn't love her dog as much as he
Speaker 1: loves I was. I was really hoping he hated dogs,
Speaker 1: and it would have been he should have been there.
Speaker 1: I would have been lacking the entire time. Peter is
Speaker 1: my wealth of this season, like, we need to get
Speaker 1: me access to Peter. I like Peter. I like Peter.
Speaker 1: I like Peter, I like yes, I like I know
Speaker 1: that Peter is my wealth. I will say this, Kire
Speaker 1: was my red flag about Peter Peter Goes, I was
Speaker 1: I was in l A, which makes me go, and
Speaker 1: then I moved back to which means he has a
Speaker 1: head shot that I moved back to Madison. And then
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship, and then it got me
Speaker 1: into a relationship therapist. And then like if I'm a
Speaker 1: relationship therapist and I'm seeing somebody for a year or
Speaker 1: two in there in their thirties and they're like, I'm
Speaker 1: going on the Bachelor, it I think you're fucked up, bro,
Speaker 1: That's true, you know it just he also said this, No,
Speaker 1: I mean he was nice. He was totally nice. I
Speaker 1: just felt like he was absolute, complete control. He was
Speaker 1: almost talking like perfect posture, like I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: talking this way. Like to me, there was he was lovely,
Speaker 1: but nothing like really that exciting about him. And then
Speaker 1: he's a relationship therapist. I went to a relationship there
Speaker 1: because I wanted to be more calm in my thoughts,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you were any calm? I never
Speaker 1: might stop recording, but I honestly thought, are you a
Speaker 1: weird hot like that makes me go calm in your thoughts?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what does that meant? Maybe he just overthinks everything. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not not like angry and Island, but but frenetic thinking.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I never thought about that. I dug
Speaker 1: in deeper on him, you guys, because he's mighty wealth
Speaker 1: of the season. So I dug in due come on
Speaker 1: my podcast. I know we're you know what, once he
Speaker 1: gets kicked off or engaged, if he marries her, we
Speaker 1: probably won't have access to him. But he doesn't make it.
Speaker 1: We're all over him like fucking vultures. Here's the take
Speaker 1: business owner. I looked it up. So he owns a
Speaker 1: personal training business and he actually has like six but
Speaker 1: he actually it's actually is a company with like seven
Speaker 1: employees and stuff is not just him. Liked him. He
Speaker 1: was he was the one that modeled in Greece and
Speaker 1: he was or Milan. He was gone. Yeah, for two months,
Speaker 1: I lived in a model apartment, probably mab. He said
Speaker 1: that was the craziest thing you'd ever done. And but
Speaker 1: I went deep in. I went deep in on his
Speaker 1: Instagram and he deep like well lunks back. He has
Speaker 1: lots of photos of him and like his nieces and
Speaker 1: nephews and he'll call them like my number one lady,
Speaker 1: my number one lady and my number one gal. Like
Speaker 1: like he know, he seems really nice. You just think
Speaker 1: he's born. I just think he's a little boring. That's
Speaker 1: a I like Peter. I like Peter. I think the
Speaker 1: tooth gag is going to be the most she has
Speaker 1: in common with. Yeah, I just don't see her, like
Speaker 1: I don't see him banging her in the bathroom stock.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know. I think she
Speaker 1: because he's so stoic and keeping it that might be
Speaker 1: that scary confident thing that like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: all he has to do now is be like glault.
Speaker 1: I have a bathroom with m calm, calm thoughts. He
Speaker 1: was good at having sustained eye contact, and he's hot
Speaker 1: as ship, and she he looked like a gross kisser.
Speaker 1: I did not want to kiss him. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: he did a fun Okay, yeah, okay, okay, I mean
Speaker 1: he was better than than thank you believe Eck's boyfriend. Um.
Speaker 1: But she did say I'm a smitten kitten, and I like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I also was like, Peter has got my
Speaker 1: I like the smitten kitten. She did say that. That
Speaker 1: tells me he is I might be fast tractor. He's
Speaker 1: I mean, he's in my three, he's in my top
Speaker 1: three still three. I believe in Peter. I really, do
Speaker 1: you know? I think Peter is going to go far.
Speaker 1: For sure. I definitely think Peter. I like him, like
Speaker 1: he reminds me of the chiropractor that can they look
Speaker 1: alike to me? Yeah, but he and he has like
Speaker 1: a real face, like he has injectables. I would completely
Speaker 1: my final I love this gray that almost looked blue
Speaker 1: when he wore his nice maddress jacket last week. He
Speaker 1: would be my final roles. I would one percent. Can go?
Speaker 1: Can we just go right to the fantasy Peter? I
Speaker 1: like Peter. There is something a little untrustworthy about chiropractric guy,
Speaker 1: like smarmy, smooth or something. He's make it to the end.
Speaker 1: I think we all find him slightly off putting her predatory.
Speaker 1: I fear that she loves that she but we'll get
Speaker 1: to that. Okay, so there's fireworks, Uh, there's fireworks. So
Speaker 1: then we cut you Aaron Kareem abdul Jabbar, her shooting hoops.
Speaker 1: Kareem ab Juel Jabbar has got to play with these
Speaker 1: clowns and do confessionals. Aaron talked to us, Katie talked
Speaker 1: to us. What does this mean to see Kareem Abduel
Speaker 1: Jabbar on The Bachelor? I don't know. I was very
Speaker 1: the whole time they're talking about was like, who the
Speaker 1: fuck is this gonna be? That? I was so confused. Well,
Speaker 1: I played the guessing game. I'm not gonna lie yet.
Speaker 1: When she said the NBA's all time leading school, I
Speaker 1: paused it and I was like, I have to get
Speaker 1: this before it's introduced. Did you get it? Did you
Speaker 1: get it? I did? I did immediately because Kareem's sweet,
Speaker 1: sweet hook of the paint destroyed uh Mere Mortals uh
Speaker 1: in in in the eighties. Uh But he looked just
Speaker 1: so you know, there's a real sweetness about him. But
Speaker 1: he also looked like I can't believe I'm here, and
Speaker 1: I can't believe I have to see these hobbits run
Speaker 1: around and try to play like the most beautiful sport
Speaker 1: and they were terrible like cream, like the most like
Speaker 1: he was like the most elegant, like fluid player, and
Speaker 1: these guys are just like, oh my god, did he
Speaker 1: play on the read his biography when I was younger,
Speaker 1: and it's actually interesting. He's been divorced many times, so
Speaker 1: I thought he was an interesting choice for that. And
Speaker 1: then when I knew that that advice where he's like,
Speaker 1: just be careful, people can jek len Heidi, when I
Speaker 1: was like, like Claire of my Angelo to two thousand
Speaker 1: and six, these bitches are crazy. Oh my god, do
Speaker 1: you think he did? Do you think he appeared on
Speaker 1: the show because of his current girlfriend or future? That's
Speaker 1: what I did understand. It's like why he would be there. Well,
Speaker 1: I think he lives in l A and he's always
Speaker 1: trying to like it seems like a friendly guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so random to me normally, I mean also normally,
Speaker 1: And it was random that like acton because you're MEI Lacunas,
Speaker 1: because normally I think I Texas to you, And I
Speaker 1: was like, they're getting like legit celebrities on the show normally.
Speaker 1: I literally was watching it and when I saw Ashton
Speaker 1: and Mila and the Kareem abduls A bar and I
Speaker 1: don't even mean to put myself in any I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I couldn't go to Paradise and be the weird lady
Speaker 1: that hangs in the hot tub and it's a spiritual advisor.
Speaker 1: And it wouldn't ruin my career. I've been like Kareem.
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be a step that would be
Speaker 1: a guest for me. It was weird that it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a Blake Griffin or Chris Paul or something, or
Speaker 1: you know, a little bit younger. I actually thought, I
Speaker 1: execute this like the bar got raised too high, like oh,
Speaker 1: I'll never be able to be in a hot tub
Speaker 1: in Mexico now. But to Mario, I liked because he
Speaker 1: referenced my sweet, sweet, sweet future best friend Derek Jeter. Uh.
Speaker 1: That made me very happy. Okay, let's talk before we
Speaker 1: get to tomorrow. I feel like, even though I know
Speaker 1: Lee becomes the villain of the season, I felt like
Speaker 1: he was a good sport for a guy, like it
Speaker 1: would be like you saying to me Arden, you have
Speaker 1: to go play basketball in public. I felt like he
Speaker 1: was even though we know he's like from the previews,
Speaker 1: we know he starts to suck. I felt like he
Speaker 1: rose to the challenge of doing something that he legit
Speaker 1: didn't know how to do it. I thought they all
Speaker 1: like got along. It seemed like there was some good sportsmanship,
Speaker 1: you know, And I think they cut yeah, because they
Speaker 1: kept showing the purple team dominating. Yeah, and then they
Speaker 1: would look at the score and that's like, how is
Speaker 1: the white team? It was like like eight to six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like the basketball. Here's a question for Katie
Speaker 1: and Aaron. How rude is it? I again, I don't
Speaker 1: know this sport at all. How rude is it to
Speaker 1: dunk on your girl like he did to Mario. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to date someone, what you do is
Speaker 1: you lift her up and she dunk. I think that
Speaker 1: it's not three to dunk on someone, but not someone
Speaker 1: you're trying the fun. I guess, yeah, I wouldn't dunk
Speaker 1: on the bitches I was trying to fuck yeah out. No,
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was. I thought it was
Speaker 1: so I think that should be the title of this podcast.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't dump on the bitches up trying to fuck
Speaker 1: that actually talk like that would take that seriously? What
Speaker 1: if someone did? I No, I mean it was. It
Speaker 1: was totally inappropriate. Like the dunking was really fun, which
Speaker 1: is got on Rachel. I don't think I would care.
Speaker 1: I'd be and then I tried to I think it
Speaker 1: would be kind of funny, but I don't think that'd
Speaker 1: be better. I'd be so mad if he was better
Speaker 1: than me. My boyfriend and I went to David Busters
Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago, and he like beat
Speaker 1: me at the fucking basketball game, and I got so
Speaker 1: fucking mad at him. Yeah, I've got some star down
Speaker 1: to check Jesus. Tomorrow seemed like a good ball player.
Speaker 1: He was okay, So here we go. My favorite moment
Speaker 1: of the season so far, so the literally shadiest looking
Speaker 1: Russian kind of like hooker like shows up his girl
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, who's this is my favorite? When
Speaker 1: Tomorrow gets called out, shows up, She's like, we've been
Speaker 1: dating for seven months. He still has my keys. Rachel
Speaker 1: goes Tomorrow, can I talk to you? He brings her out.
Speaker 1: She wore her best like less colored leotard, young friends,
Speaker 1: and then and then he goes, who's this was amazing?
Speaker 1: It was great. It was such a crazy response to
Speaker 1: seeing her. Oh who who's this? Yeah, it was mind
Speaker 1: blowing and she was mind blowing. Yeah, I was amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I'm always gonna pull on the side
Speaker 1: of the woman for sure, obviously a hundred out of
Speaker 1: a hundred times. But she He looked like she didn't
Speaker 1: have it all, not all together. Something was she I
Speaker 1: think is crazy? I think, but I don't think she's wrong.
Speaker 1: She said that she had proof. Yeah, she just looked
Speaker 1: so weird, burdish. How does he go from O, who
Speaker 1: who's this too? Oh? Yeah, I had your keys. I
Speaker 1: mailed them to you. It was everything you could possibly
Speaker 1: say wrong. He was like, I don't know who you are. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have your house keys. He did screw for a
Speaker 1: period of two and a half weeks. Um, I did
Speaker 1: say I was gonna try what's your name? Again? Like
Speaker 1: it was just the most bizarre exchange. But we forgot
Speaker 1: this line and that's why it wasn't bizarre. He looked
Speaker 1: into the camera the scene before that, and he said,
Speaker 1: you can either sink with the fishes or swim ashore.
Speaker 1: He literally, he literally said that. I wrote it down
Speaker 1: and I was like, said, nobody ever, what is he
Speaker 1: talking about? You can sinking and then you could be
Speaker 1: a fish that turm ashore and then died on the beach.
Speaker 1: Like what the I don't even talking about he fish?
Speaker 1: Don't sink me? Question? Question. In this age of tinder,
Speaker 1: all these guys probably have girls that they've been fucking
Speaker 1: up until the day they go on. I mean, like
Speaker 1: everybody in this day and age, with all these dating apps,
Speaker 1: most of these dudes probably had somebody that they were
Speaker 1: banging until they moved to Calibath. That's into that palace.
Speaker 1: But did you hear that? I don't know, because you
Speaker 1: know more of like the rules and stuff. But it was,
Speaker 1: like Jo said, three months they were when was the
Speaker 1: ending of the last relationship? But I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was monogamous, but he said there was basically a
Speaker 1: serious question in the questionnaire. We all answered that to
Speaker 1: Mario had clearly lied about he had had communication and
Speaker 1: sex with this person within that time frame. One nice scene.
Speaker 1: I would imagine all the a lot of these guys
Speaker 1: probably bad, but he was clearly like dating her up
Speaker 1: to dating her on and off and had her keys,
Speaker 1: and I was texting her and was communicating with her.
Speaker 1: I loved Rachel going full lawyer. Yeah, like just pulls
Speaker 1: out this skill and an education that most people. She's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you tell me right now, if I look at
Speaker 1: her phone, am I going to see empirical data? To
Speaker 1: me too, You're a fat pig from him and your
Speaker 1: girlfriend looks like she's missing some bones. Literally. She also
Speaker 1: like as she was going full lawyer, she could not
Speaker 1: have looked cute. I thought it was so sexy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I loved her a little. I liked her little head thing.
Speaker 1: I liked her lashes, Like, she has the cutest human
Speaker 1: She's so adorable. You are the cutest human. Ye, you're
Speaker 1: the cutest. She was super sexy in that moment. Well,
Speaker 1: she's just hot. She's hot. Oh my god, she's so hot. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then when she goes I love this the shady
Speaker 1: acts who goes Karma is a bit, isn't it tomorrow?
Speaker 1: She was so excited to say that long and then
Speaker 1: and then the moment he said, this is how why
Speaker 1: I have diagnosed her as being slightly crazy. The moment
Speaker 1: he said okay, okay, can we talk about this without
Speaker 1: the cameras. She says, that's not how this works because
Speaker 1: she wants her camera time. She was peach, nude peach.
Speaker 1: But she's got a hot little sit. She got a
Speaker 1: great little bit to the camera. I noticed that she
Speaker 1: had a swearing on her kittens live dad. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying she wasn't scored, but she was. She and maybe
Speaker 1: you know what. Honestly, that craziness may have been because
Speaker 1: she was scorned. She may be a lovely person, but
Speaker 1: she was out of control. She was really skinny, had
Speaker 1: some weird chiping tattoos down her arm, and she chose
Speaker 1: to wear like a like what was that brand? It
Speaker 1: wasn't casine like. It was a classic outfit from the
Speaker 1: weekend of It was like a Copisio ballet. It was
Speaker 1: very strange. But then it was one of those leotards
Speaker 1: with the caps leave leotards from your crack. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was okay, but I didn't enjoy um. Rachel saying to him,
Speaker 1: get the funk out. I don't want to be played.
Speaker 1: That was exciting. I loved it. I loved it. So
Speaker 1: then they go to Clifton's and Mario and she says
Speaker 1: tomorrow is a dirty dog and they cut to that
Speaker 1: animal and raccoon it was I took I took a
Speaker 1: photo and we just looked at it and it's a
Speaker 1: it's a raccoon. Yeah, probably one of the originals, because
Speaker 1: it looks a little mange at Cliftons. If you guys
Speaker 1: don't know, is this amazing place down in l A.
Speaker 1: That's five stories and you can get Thanksgiving dinner there
Speaker 1: every night of the year, which is amazing. It's a
Speaker 1: cafeteria that was open like in the late twenties or
Speaker 1: early thirties or something, and they free. It's amazing. So
Speaker 1: we all should go sometimes you go, would you have
Speaker 1: a yeah? Yeah? Um so then okay, So then the guys,
Speaker 1: the second batch of guys, like she was like, I'm out,
Speaker 1: I'm over this. But then it actually worked. It actually
Speaker 1: worked to like get her panties to England because all
Speaker 1: these guys could play the hero and be like, I
Speaker 1: want to make sure you're okay. She's starting with Josiah,
Speaker 1: the lawyer who gave her the kiss and the cheesiest
Speaker 1: smile that did you see that fucking gross ass smile?
Speaker 1: She just when he was like, I'm protective of you
Speaker 1: and I want to make sure, like you know, I
Speaker 1: like I care about. She enjoyed every single guy as
Speaker 1: long as they came in and mouth kissed her. The
Speaker 1: guy that serenaded her in Russia that she like died
Speaker 1: for that moment, josel A kissing was so loud it
Speaker 1: was Erica loudest kissing America. Smy It reminded me of
Speaker 1: with that awful guy Josh and eat the pizza and
Speaker 1: kiss the man. In Mexico, there's a lot of loud
Speaker 1: or Eric slin When he said I don't force things,
Speaker 1: I'm like, great, because that's absolutely and we both completely
Speaker 1: regret making him our choice. I hate his voice. I
Speaker 1: hate his voice, I hate I hate what he kind
Speaker 1: of like leans in like. It's just there's something really
Speaker 1: annoying about him. That. Yeah, and also I'm the previous.
Speaker 1: He's screaming at the Southern boys, so that means he's out.
Speaker 1: I really crazy, really thought she was going to go
Speaker 1: for him. Still, I have him up there. My number
Speaker 1: one choice, my Alex. My number one is Alex, who
Speaker 1: serenaded her in Russia. I realize you've got very Russian year.
Speaker 1: I paused it and we were laughing so hard because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I can I can revamp my Russian.
Speaker 1: He wore like a top knight, had like a man.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's Russian or Eastern European, right,
Speaker 1: you know, when they were talking Son, it's this Michigan.
Speaker 1: It's this Michigan. Steve's from Michigan, and he knows this.
Speaker 1: He knows about this place. It's like, I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it's called. No, it's like a Russian Orthodox. It's
Speaker 1: a little Russian town type of yeah. Like it's it's
Speaker 1: like a second yeah. But I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: crazy sect. I think it's just Orthodox, like Russian Orthodox. Hello,
Speaker 1: you have beautiful bra eyes, pak pants off and take
Speaker 1: pants off, bake pants off or something like that. You
Speaker 1: ate lipstick. It was a great tweet that she was like,
Speaker 1: that's one of the tree of the week. That's okay,
Speaker 1: um okay. So then she keeps saying the way I
Speaker 1: feel loved is something something, something in physical touch, and
Speaker 1: she just kept saying, no, I feel love, it's physical touch.
Speaker 1: I feel love my physical touch. Alex is hot, though,
Speaker 1: don't you think like my sister was, like, I would
Speaker 1: put him number one just to bang him in the
Speaker 1: fantasy suite the Russian Yeah. I think he's really good.
Speaker 1: He's a traffic but he was my top pick. But
Speaker 1: he's not. I think he doesn't seem like he like girls.
Speaker 1: I don't think he likes your girl. I don't think
Speaker 1: we know Alex enough to start throwing that around. I
Speaker 1: think girls I just don't think they have any chemistry.
Speaker 1: So many people gay on this, but I won't have it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, Russian, Michigan, Russian. Maybe he
Speaker 1: can know me that he you know, he would be
Speaker 1: the toast of pump. I mean there's anything. He's a hand,
Speaker 1: that's a man. I don't know. I'm just not feeling it, okay.
Speaker 1: So then yeah, also she there was an awkward, lengthy
Speaker 1: pause at the end because it didn't sound like it ended,
Speaker 1: and then she just burst out laughing, and it was
Speaker 1: I it was actually terrible, but I was what I
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Also, so they cut back to the mansion
Speaker 1: and there was now that we've been diving. Now that
Speaker 1: we are Nancy drewing our way deep into the role
Speaker 1: of the bats. We actually befriended Someoney's contextants. They told me,
Speaker 1: and I didn't fully believe them. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they would lie to my face off camera. They said
Speaker 1: that they sleep tend to a room and you could
Speaker 1: see that this disgusting bud room. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they do they sleep ten and and and the women especially,
Speaker 1: they used to show them like three in one bed.
Speaker 1: There'd be like a king sized bed and there'd be
Speaker 1: like three girls in one bed, and they don't show
Speaker 1: that with the guys. No, I don't remember seeing the
Speaker 1: guys before. I've seen it on Bachelor in Paradise. It's like,
Speaker 1: because those rooms are small, but in this footage that
Speaker 1: they showed up those guys in that room, my god,
Speaker 1: that room was like the pantry before that kitchen. It
Speaker 1: was disgusting. I've seen the bunk beds before. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But like what grown man, I mean, they are like
Speaker 1: barracks and they're like six p three Like I legitimately
Speaker 1: couldn't believe, Like, what do you mean tender a room?
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I don't know why I could never
Speaker 1: fall sleep tender room. I would There's not another xanicx
Speaker 1: or ambient in the world to knock me out with
Speaker 1: nine other adults, and I already have a nut fucking
Speaker 1: sleep problems. Those it did you put me with nine
Speaker 1: people in bunk beds around me. It's not gonna happen,
Speaker 1: not even like that was like summer camp camp. It
Speaker 1: was like torture summer camp when you were seven and
Speaker 1: you might be able to sleep. I could have believe
Speaker 1: that those guys, I mean, things get messy when I traveled.
Speaker 1: Those guys live like animals, bunch of guys sharing a
Speaker 1: room they sleep. I felt like they would be neater
Speaker 1: than the girls with all their spray tan and like
Speaker 1: like contouring like trunk. And then there's another bunk bend
Speaker 1: for the guy with the doll. Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: the guy with the doll, and then he did at
Speaker 1: the dollhouse, Like what is who's the guy? Did anybody
Speaker 1: get creaked out by that? I literally was like, wait,
Speaker 1: the dollhouse. Isn't that the guy with the doll? Jane's Jamie.
Speaker 1: I think it's Jamie. I don't think it's Jamie. Yea, yeah, Adam,
Speaker 1: I'm not investing any of my energy into that guy.
Speaker 1: I just thought I wrote down creepy doll feathers. And
Speaker 1: then I was sweating and he did thumb war and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're out sweating and sweating. Then he did
Speaker 1: a thumb war. I was like, are you trying to
Speaker 1: be brothers? Sister? Diggie is adorable, but Diggie, I think
Speaker 1: those glasses are things that need she's not. He's a
Speaker 1: handsome man who's not going to win this particular girl
Speaker 1: with those glasses. And I know he's five pairs of sneakers.
Speaker 1: How many fucking beers of glasses does he have? There's
Speaker 1: a lot of frames happening, lots of frames warby Parker.
Speaker 1: Um okay, so then Brian a chiropractor, chiropractic physician? Is
Speaker 1: he a doctor? What is that? Well, he can't be
Speaker 1: called a physician unless he's a doctor, right, Why doesn't
Speaker 1: he call himself a doctor, a chiropractic doctor. I don't
Speaker 1: know a chiropractic physician. You know then, because always on
Speaker 1: on on two and a half minut they were always
Speaker 1: joking like, a chiropractor is not a doctor. It's not
Speaker 1: a doctor. So he's not a If you're a physician,
Speaker 1: you're not. Why wouldn't he just a chiropractor? Though? A
Speaker 1: chiropractor he wants to say chiropractic. He is smooth. I
Speaker 1: mean he has moved and he's doing it right. I
Speaker 1: missed you. I heard you were upset. Let me help
Speaker 1: take this here. Here's a table in the game. He
Speaker 1: and he and she likes to be taken care of,
Speaker 1: take charge. He he goes, first off, let me just
Speaker 1: do this, and then he just like mouthed he violated
Speaker 1: her with his disgusting tongue again and she loved it.
Speaker 1: And then he was like there was something so cheesy
Speaker 1: about how he was like, well, okay, that's a good
Speaker 1: way to start, or so I can't remember it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It was just like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: so gross, but he's smart. What did you give her
Speaker 1: a coupon for a for a rub down? She was
Speaker 1: so excited about night when he gave me a coupon.
Speaker 1: I hope it was run down like a hand drawn.
Speaker 1: There's nothing croopier than run down. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a coupon to rub one out and laid down here,
Speaker 1: faced away from me. I'm gonna put my hands on you. Lady.
Speaker 1: Doesn't money be wooed by a I He didn't say
Speaker 1: the words out louded so terrible. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a rub jun and she she looked loved. He loves
Speaker 1: every guy that stuck their tongue like Josiah, every guy
Speaker 1: who was like, let me just do what needs to
Speaker 1: be done. She loved it. She loved she loves it.
Speaker 1: She loves when a guy just gets in there and
Speaker 1: like and she's mad if they don't, she's not feeling it.
Speaker 1: Even your gross, your gross Eric did it. She liked it,
Speaker 1: like she did know that some of the guys they
Speaker 1: would sit down next to her and they would be
Speaker 1: on the other side of the couch like I do
Speaker 1: feel like you've gotta you can be like a gentleman,
Speaker 1: but like you gotta bring it a little. Jamie did that,
Speaker 1: and when I was like, he's going home, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean even jack Stone and Stone and Stone, he was
Speaker 1: like in another building, like they're like they're so far away,
Speaker 1: and You're like, you gotta bring some I hope I
Speaker 1: would have the confidence. I think I would shut down
Speaker 1: in this. I really think all of my charms would
Speaker 1: just leave the building and I would be the weirdest contestant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't hurt and you can never don't ever be
Speaker 1: a contestant on something like this. You know what you
Speaker 1: can do is you could do like that. You teach
Speaker 1: them how to write a tight five, like how to
Speaker 1: do you stand up? Go to UCB and freaking right,
Speaker 1: give dance lessons from my movement workshop them and to
Speaker 1: teach the loyala merry mill. You do them before they
Speaker 1: go in the room though movement a movement coach on
Speaker 1: how to move with confidence? What do you say on stage?
Speaker 1: May I touch you? Or may I may I touch you?
Speaker 1: So many lawsuits made? Yeah you should, you would be
Speaker 1: a good coach. T shirts on sale at Arden's website
Speaker 1: dot com. It's like, my rand Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: need to sell this fucking T shirts. My house is
Speaker 1: just nothing but undersized Junior's Ladies T shirts. By the way, side, note,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the fucking post office and mailing them.
Speaker 1: Do you my disgusting pause are going to be all
Speaker 1: over your shirts? You're welcome. Okay, wait a minute to
Speaker 1: Mario comes back and it's like, you know, first of all,
Speaker 1: a producer, I've watched enough seasons of Unreal to know
Speaker 1: that a producer was like, no man, no way, bro, bro,
Speaker 1: don't let the go down like this. Go talk to
Speaker 1: her like somebody had to drive him back up to
Speaker 1: that estate and like get him, you know, And Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison's like, what was this? Here's my My conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: on this goes even deeper that there's the moment Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison shows up on a group date, some ship is
Speaker 1: supposed to go down and he was inexplicably at the basketball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think Chris Harrison, and she walked away from
Speaker 1: him and walked into the women's restaurant. Oh, well, they
Speaker 1: knew the ex girlfriend was coming to Mario. She didn't know,
Speaker 1: but Chris Harrison was going to be there to talk
Speaker 1: to her about it and to talk to Tomorrio and
Speaker 1: they both went their separate way, so he didn't get
Speaker 1: that airtime. So I guarantee you Chris Harrison called and
Speaker 1: was you Tomorrio, get your ass back up here. Don't
Speaker 1: let this go, or a producer did. But that's why,
Speaker 1: because they were immediately. Why is Chris Harrison here so early?
Speaker 1: So Chris was up there earlier knowing I need to
Speaker 1: get and look at the cliffhanger. It's to be continued, Yeah, producing,
Speaker 1: you're right. And by the way, like, how would that
Speaker 1: girl know they were in that in that basketball court
Speaker 1: unless Chris, Like unless a producer of course, Wait, what
Speaker 1: did you think? She wandered in and saw him playing basketball?
Speaker 1: And this is the court of my loose bones, this
Speaker 1: contact of the producer contact. You're right, because you know what,
Speaker 1: because he was on the he was on the after
Speaker 1: he was in those first four that she met, and
Speaker 1: that's where she saw him, so they waited. They probably,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they probably set up the basketball challenge
Speaker 1: because they knew that's where he would shine the most
Speaker 1: and that would be the peak of her liking De Mario.
Speaker 1: So then so then at the peak of him singing
Speaker 1: interesting to her, they would bring this chicken. It was perfect.
Speaker 1: I was riveted. I was like, no, so good. And
Speaker 1: then then when he comes back, he says, almost as
Speaker 1: though what we're scripted, I'm not saying it was yesterday
Speaker 1: was the highest high I've had in my life, and
Speaker 1: followed by what was one of the lows of that
Speaker 1: girl showing up and rusting. Yeah. So that's why Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison was at the basketball game. That's why he was
Speaker 1: at the house early, because this was all. This is all,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with saying to Da Mario, you
Speaker 1: should come back up and stand up for yourself, because
Speaker 1: he just walked out laughing, and he did look like
Speaker 1: a fool and a freaking a liar creep, and he is.
Speaker 1: But he comes back in a nice suit and he
Speaker 1: just wants to apologize, and it ends on a cliffhanger
Speaker 1: is and he's going to get beat up. Well that
Speaker 1: why do you think it's going to happen. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, all those guys walking reservoir
Speaker 1: dog style. I think Polly is going to stop him.
Speaker 1: Is Polly also that someone was only that they were
Speaker 1: like on the walk that went out? Oh, and he's
Speaker 1: like this is to me, I'm gonna go get Mr Harrison. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't lovely talk like this, but I gotta talk
Speaker 1: like this. Next seen minutes sixer Harrison and then I'll
Speaker 1: go back to talking. Oh my god, Harrison common Ques,
Speaker 1: he's little suspicious. What do you call it? Black? Oh?
Speaker 1: Black guy at the gate? Am I not supposed to
Speaker 1: say that anyway? You gotta go up there at take
Speaker 1: care of it? You know that's what you think? You guys,
Speaker 1: this season is already. Who do you think it's gonna win?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's going to be. Do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Chiropractor or Peter or Dean? I think
Speaker 1: Dean's gonna be too young. I don't think Dean's gonna win.
Speaker 1: I agree, so just Ziah, Peter or new face Chiropractor
Speaker 1: Right now, I feel like it's Peters to lose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like Chiropractor still has has a leg up.
Speaker 1: I think Josiah has um. I mean she got the
Speaker 1: rose on that day, right, Josiah and she like they
Speaker 1: had a good little and he is a prosecuting attorney
Speaker 1: exactly from isn't he from Texas to But she likes
Speaker 1: a bad boy, Peter and Josiah probably in the leading
Speaker 1: bad boys. I mean, you know, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: at a lot of women go through where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I like the bad boy, and then when there's like
Speaker 1: a good guy they made, they have to be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, they like talk themselves out, like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think maybe she made every single bachelor and bachelorette
Speaker 1: takes the bad version that never picked the night. She's
Speaker 1: never one. She is smart, and you know what, Josiah
Speaker 1: is smart enough to figure out what it is she's
Speaker 1: responding to and give it to him. He went to
Speaker 1: law school, people, I think he's smart enough to recognize,
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, Like as the numbers dwindle, he
Speaker 1: looks at chiropractor and goes, oh, he's kind of bossy.
Speaker 1: He's a creditory. I guess all right, I can do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In pursuit of love, he's gonna push her against the
Speaker 1: wall and kiss her because I just hope that works.
Speaker 1: Ladies like to be pushed against not against the will.
Speaker 1: But I'm not there. You don't like were into it?
Speaker 1: Like right, guy's happening with the wrong guy. I remember
Speaker 1: there was a guy and I will not name names,
Speaker 1: who was a comedian that walked like years ago, and
Speaker 1: I've since said this to other girlfriends of mine and
Speaker 1: when you when you're like, oh, will you walk me
Speaker 1: to my car? I don't feel safe, and they would
Speaker 1: walk into your car and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they're like kissing you. We're like, no, you're the one
Speaker 1: protecting me from this. You're the one who's protecting me.
Speaker 1: If it's if it's a guy that you like and
Speaker 1: you want Ladies do like to be pushed up against
Speaker 1: the wall. True, if you like them, if you like
Speaker 1: you like them, if you like them. It's tough. It's
Speaker 1: tough for a guy to figure out, Okay, if I
Speaker 1: need to be if I need to be more aggressive
Speaker 1: for her, what if I picked the wrong time, Like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's a tough question. I
Speaker 1: totally understand. I get that. Yeah, And they all like
Speaker 1: for the most part, except for maybe a little swarmy Cairo. Dude,
Speaker 1: they seem like a good bunch of guys, like they
Speaker 1: don't seem like not check that well, the way he
Speaker 1: was leaning into her fourth place would hate. Will you
Speaker 1: guys help me with the tweet of the week? Can
Speaker 1: I read your Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's happening? Okay, We've
Speaker 1: got some really good ones this week. Okay, next one,
Speaker 1: I think it's from a first timer. Listens from Dan.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna say this right, Dan Fagner
Speaker 1: at Head Tigers. Okay, that's the Katie's friend. Are you?
Speaker 1: Is she saying the name right? Yo? Yeah? He loves
Speaker 1: this podcast and help. That's all of you? Hi, Dan
Speaker 1: Okay at Sledding x Tigers. Okay, it is nice that
Speaker 1: we never have to guess what Lucas screams when he
Speaker 1: reaches climax. That'd a good one, I yelling met I
Speaker 1: get out never again? All right, that's definitely in the running.
Speaker 1: I like this one too. Jessica Channel with at Jessica
Speaker 1: Chenn now Ashton Kutcher. I knew on day one everyone
Speaker 1: else in the world, but didn't you marry someone else?
Speaker 1: It's true? That's really good. Shoot, those are two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he knew her strong. Yeah, well she was also sixteen
Speaker 1: when they met. She was under age and had lied
Speaker 1: to casting to get on how many milan probably three
Speaker 1: or four years. I mean he might have been eighteen
Speaker 1: she you know, but but yeah not, it wasn't from
Speaker 1: day one. That's that's rough. You just to me more
Speaker 1: weeping in her. Number three Michelle at Michelle gets well,
Speaker 1: this is the one that you like, Darren. After Rachel
Speaker 1: dumps them, Alex fires up the grill in paradise and
Speaker 1: cooks Christina romantic lipstick dinner. Romantic lipstick. Then are very
Speaker 1: good ones. Okay, there's more two more um okay. Number
Speaker 1: four Test McGear at Test McGear. I think it's very
Speaker 1: relatable and human to risk offending the girl you're dating
Speaker 1: on TV by dunking on her because you want to
Speaker 1: impress Kareem abdul Jabbar. Okay, all right, okay. And last time,
Speaker 1: Anna Sayler at Anna Tyler. The panic on Waboom's face
Speaker 1: when they mentioned children cannot be within five that's valid. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna whiddle it down to three, and then
Speaker 1: you can help me pick it down to two. So
Speaker 1: we have Dan it is nice that we never have
Speaker 1: to read guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax?
Speaker 1: Number two Jessica Chenowis Ashton Kutcher, I knew on day
Speaker 1: one everyone else in the world, but didn't you marry
Speaker 1: someone else? And number three after Rachel dumpson, Alex spires
Speaker 1: up the Girl in Paradise and cooks, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do this top two. So it's either going to be
Speaker 1: it's nice and we never have to guess what Lucas
Speaker 1: screams when he reaches climax or I knew on day one,
Speaker 1: but didn't you marry someone else? Aaron lipstick Dinner? Oh
Speaker 1: that's not in the running running? Okay, Uh well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna Okayain, we never have to guess what what Lucas
Speaker 1: screams when he reaches climax. And the other one is
Speaker 1: do you want lipstick dinner in the running? Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: do the Lucas one. Okay, So we'll go between Lucas
Speaker 1: and lipstick Dinner, so you can say, okay. So after
Speaker 1: Rachel Dampson, Alex spires at the Girl in Paradise and
Speaker 1: cooks Christina romantic lipstick dinner or nice. We never have
Speaker 1: to guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax cadget
Speaker 1: well boom scasm. Okay, Katie, uh the dance Okay, So
Speaker 1: we have two for Dan, one for lipstick dinner. Anna.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dan, that's great. Congratulations then you break
Speaker 1: my heart. Dan, so good. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: tweeting in and uh we got some really funny we
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Speaker 1: sixteen year old daughter and I watched The Batchelor together. Uh.
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Speaker 1: We will announced that night at the show in Rosemont, Illinois,
Speaker 1: just outside of Chicago. We hope that you guys come um, Paget,
Speaker 1: will you be with us next week? We have Rob
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Speaker 1: At Jill Biden veep, Oh it is yake. Oh. I
Speaker 1: really thought it'd be best friends with Jill Biden. After this,
Speaker 1: I got excited. I bet she does like it. I
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Speaker 1: to four of us together? And forever the season? This
Speaker 1: season away because last summer, really know that's winter, that's wind.
Speaker 1: It would be during next season. You guys, I cannot
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Speaker 1: It's always a dream. Aaron. I just adore you guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks for everybody for listening. Katie Ada, this is we're
Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work, and I tattooed it on my
Speaker 1: inner lip. W y A t R. We should get
Speaker 1: it on our well, um, Katie, I guess I'll let
Speaker 1: you play the real song out. Does anybody have anything
Speaker 1: for any final words? I just miss you, Lordon, I
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