WEBVTT - The Pleasure Is Ours: "Good Things Come in Small Packages"

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know how we're kicking it off. Do

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure is It's ours, It's our pleasure. Pirates are sucking

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<v Speaker 1>on this one, our pleasure. The pleasure is Jeremy Timber.

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<v Speaker 1>Good things I like. I like this phrase the good

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<v Speaker 1>things come in small packages. This is one that I

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<v Speaker 1>could get on. Is that the that's the phrase this week?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? That's the phrase? This is what we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna aze, slice and dice, dissect. Good things come in now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? C u M No, It's okay. Good things

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<v Speaker 1>it could be come in small packages. Admittedly I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do a lot. I'm not a big jizzer. I'll admit

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not a big jisser. So good things come

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<v Speaker 1>out of small packages. Maybe one more time, just all

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<v Speaker 1>strung together as good things come in small packages. I

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<v Speaker 1>said that at the very beginning. Yeah, good things come

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<v Speaker 1>in small packages. I like I like this one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a I'm a tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little ball of energy, you know. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>good things come in small packages. I should get this tattoo,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I was a girl that gets like inspirational

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<v Speaker 1>tattoos tattooed on herself or a guy, but usually girls

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<v Speaker 1>do ship like that. I feel like I would get

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<v Speaker 1>this on cursive on my lower box. In cursive, you would, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get this tattoo maybe on the nape of my

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<v Speaker 1>neck the whole thing, or would you just get right

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, And then I'd really have to spell it

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<v Speaker 1>out for people when they're like, what the well I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I figured they would be able to spell it

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<v Speaker 1>out because you are, like, you have good thing on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of your neck and then come in small

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<v Speaker 1>packages on your inner thigh. If you had a giant

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<v Speaker 1>back tattoo that just said small package, I'd be pretty

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<v Speaker 1>that right. Yeah, you're just doing like pull ups at

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<v Speaker 1>the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah, they called me the small package,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just that's all I do is pull up,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just have just this massive back. So Adam,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of like living proof that this is indeed

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<v Speaker 1>a true saying. Is that what you're telling us well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not well. Obviously this isn't a blanket statement,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel for me personally, and I like this phrase.

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<v Speaker 1>It works for me. Good things come in small packages.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't know if I'm a little guy. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>watched that Under the Giant documentary big Man, big Man

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<v Speaker 1>seemed pretty seemed pretty great, and like I died like

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<v Speaker 1>super young because he was so giant. That's true. It's

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<v Speaker 1>heart exploded. Oh so everyone who died is young. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not that's not okay with you. That's a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like for them to live longer. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you would. I bet you would. But and if

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<v Speaker 1>I am ever quoted for for anything, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be quoted as saying, Andre the Giant is a good thing,

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. He's a thing, So he's a thing

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<v Speaker 1>to you. He's a freak. He's a good thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>he came in a large package. That's my point, Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that brings me the question, does this imply

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<v Speaker 1>that things that come in large packages are good? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what That's what I'm getting to it. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>a slippery slope. This isn't saying that that that good

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<v Speaker 1>things come in small packages. Doesn't mean that if you're

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<v Speaker 1>it's you're a big thing and it comes in a

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<v Speaker 1>big package, it's a shitty thing, you're pure evil. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it. I think it implies that bigger things

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<v Speaker 1>are better. Smaller things have to be proven good. This

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<v Speaker 1>saying comes from people basically trying to boost confidence. No

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<v Speaker 1>where like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>things come with small packages. Are like someone feels like overpowered.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, don't worry a buddy. Good things come with

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<v Speaker 1>small packages like rudy okayrud the ultimately small thing and

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing in a small package. Sean Aston, he

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<v Speaker 1>related to Adam and ways we don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if he if he doesn't play my older brother and something,

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<v Speaker 1>could he play my dad? Is he old enough? Probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is a little bit of an ego

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<v Speaker 1>booster for some people. I like hearing this scene along

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<v Speaker 1>with the scene, like, you know, it's not it's not

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<v Speaker 1>about the size, it's the way you use it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the motion of the ocean, not the size. You like

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<v Speaker 1>hearing that often, Yeah, because you know this is like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's things that you don't have had

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<v Speaker 1>to do over the years to pad you know, our

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<v Speaker 1>egos because his men we get very like we're talking specifically.

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<v Speaker 1>How often do you hear that he's talking about Wieners

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Because I know you don't. You don't go

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<v Speaker 1>voting that often. Sure, sure it's an analogy, but you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just you like to hear some positive reinform when

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<v Speaker 1>everything now and then you know, some of us don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the longest ropes right well, you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to Wieners, I mean, think about like, uh, think

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<v Speaker 1>about all the statues with the with the good things

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<v Speaker 1>and small packages on those guys, you know, tiny little,

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little peckers. What was going on in ancient Greece.

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<v Speaker 1>No one had a huge cock back then. It was

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<v Speaker 1>out of all the statues, none of them is really hanging.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was just ripped up. Everyone was just shredded. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's they all had. They all had workout, Dick, that's

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<v Speaker 1>probably they just drop a bunch of push ups and

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<v Speaker 1>then got up to flex. They just got done doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>And an ancient crossfitty where they're sprinting up the steps

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<v Speaker 1>of the forum. Yeah this is Trojan times, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Trojan times, and they're all just shredded, the ripped up,

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<v Speaker 1>and so all the blood is rushed shot of their cock.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's probably it was probably Socrates. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>good things coming small packages. Wait, I should etch that

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<v Speaker 1>in stone. Do you think David the statue guy, do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he was stoked? Was he like, hey, could

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<v Speaker 1>you just let me chuve up real quick? And he's like, no, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>do you look great? Well, my guess is that you

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<v Speaker 1>had to stand there a long time? Yeah. How long

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<v Speaker 1>it takes for them to to etch those It takes,

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<v Speaker 1>like I want to say, like a year at least.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I imagine somebody sketched out the thing for

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<v Speaker 1>him and then he worked off the sketches. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>those pre sketches, dude. They there were no pencil, There

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<v Speaker 1>was no pens Oh yeah. There must have been some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of point of pride to the small pecker back

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<v Speaker 1>then that we will never understand, as there had to

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<v Speaker 1>have been. Otherwise these fucking people would not have let

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<v Speaker 1>that happen like that. If they're if they were like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to have a big old vic and then

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<v Speaker 1>all of them have little dicks. No fucking way, that

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have been that would not be in our museums.

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<v Speaker 1>It's our society that has made you feel that way,

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<v Speaker 1>because good things do indeed come in small packages. Back then,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't judge people like that. They're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>David's got this little wanger, but my boy can sling

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<v Speaker 1>it like nobody's business. Right. Maybe he was a grower,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know that. And then there's that our Greek,

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<v Speaker 1>our Greek, but guys known for as to grow. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what was his thing, what was held? I

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<v Speaker 1>heard he could he could break it from the back,

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<v Speaker 1>That's just what I heard. He would hit the skins

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<v Speaker 1>really hard. Yeah. Oh he was like a porn star. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he could get he could get from the back. He

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<v Speaker 1>could really get it. He would really only from the back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he would really clap because there was too much pressure

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<v Speaker 1>when you're like I to eye. I think for him,

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<v Speaker 1>Well he was, wasn't David the great thinker that he's

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about something. That's a different guy. That's what you

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<v Speaker 1>talk about, Doobe Gillis Now he's saying about something clap

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<v Speaker 1>is David think with a little day. David is the

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<v Speaker 1>jack dude who's just staying like this and he's got

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<v Speaker 1>the little dick. They all have a little dicks. No

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<v Speaker 1>one has a big dick. No one has a big dick.

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<v Speaker 1>All we think that's a little I feel like we

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<v Speaker 1>got to get to the bottom of their ship, bro, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up with that? There's a fucking There has been

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<v Speaker 1>a see change when it comes to the interpretation of

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<v Speaker 1>size of cocks. We're talking about Greek statues. If you

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<v Speaker 1>go around the world to different places, the dicks are popping.

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<v Speaker 1>Are where where I've never seen a statue with a

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<v Speaker 1>big I would love. I would love to travel to

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<v Speaker 1>West Africa. There's plenty of statues there where the dicks

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<v Speaker 1>are good. Googles, you really in West Africa? Are there?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they have statues with giant cox? Yes? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking yes for real? Yeah, that's awesome. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta make a trip. Thank you for that perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, this is what I have. I feel like. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the Staples Center there is a statue shack

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<v Speaker 1>and you can see up his shorts. And yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>is true if you do spend enough time looking, But

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I never looked up his shorts. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>take some time and Blake's done that and that detail

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<v Speaker 1>is there, that details there, that's a that's incredible. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta really look at it for a while. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you do really got how long you have to look

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<v Speaker 1>at it for? Man? Just go out there all the pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>just read about Sting who was having tantric sex for hours. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that this must be his secret, right it

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<v Speaker 1>has He was using some sort of essence of something

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<v Speaker 1>they put that in here. Maybe I don't know, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>guys there, Well, he's like, you know, he probably like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's staying. He's like, he's like, yoh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what about Okay, so good things come into some package

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<v Speaker 1>of small packages, but there's also bad ship that can

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<v Speaker 1>come in small packages. What what what are you thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about anthrax in the letter thank you? That is a

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<v Speaker 1>small package and that can that's not a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that that ship was freaky? Dude? Yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like remember that? What do you mean remember that? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember when anthrax was being sent and like nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knew where the funk it was coming from, and anybody

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<v Speaker 1>was a target, they had no clue. You would just

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<v Speaker 1>open up cards and Anthrax would be in it. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it just went to like it went to

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty rock or NBC and then was like one place.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't just mailed to your ants or something. Could

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<v Speaker 1>have been any of us though you guys are crazy, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody was a target, doesn't bother me? Uh yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean obviously a lot of shitty things could come

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<v Speaker 1>in small packages. You, I mean divorce papers. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a letter. When you're served, it's just some guy

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<v Speaker 1>being like, hey, what's up are you? Kyl new Check.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, hey, man, hey, what's going on? He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been served? Motherfucker? Right. I love that movie though,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's a small package. But that DVD would rock. Fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing. You got served? Yeah? Who is that?

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<v Speaker 1>What was you got served? Was that? Yeah? It was

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<v Speaker 1>like a dance movie. Yeah, I think like B t

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<v Speaker 1>u K was in it or something. Is that this

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<v Speaker 1>one where she's like clapping and that's Julia's style? That's

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<v Speaker 1>Save the Last Dance? I said, Hey, can if I

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<v Speaker 1>could just take a moment, I'm so sorry. I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to apologize to the community for dirty not knowing

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<v Speaker 1>the difference between you guys served and say the last

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<v Speaker 1>chance and embarrassing. What about like razor blades and ship,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you go box full of razor blades and

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<v Speaker 1>spilled it, that would suck. Yeah, So okay, that's Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>was just a few weeks ago. What if you're you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're going to you know, you're trick or treating,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a kid, and then you go and they just

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<v Speaker 1>give you one one box of Nerds or just one

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<v Speaker 1>to two role and you're like, well, this isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. The house right next door gave me, gave me,

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<v Speaker 1>gave me two handfuls. You don't like nerds, not one

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<v Speaker 1>tiny box, give me a handful of boxing. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. I'm just grateful. I'm really thankful. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the next door neighbor just gave just gave like twelve boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying that neighbor. Yeah, but you're comparing this. If

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<v Speaker 1>you compare any package to another package that was better,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be worse. And speaking of which, everybody go

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<v Speaker 1>to Netflix and watch the package or hilarious comedy film.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna really love it. Oh yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>produced the package, very very funny, very funny movie. Good

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<v Speaker 1>things come in small packages. It's not it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>woke phrase, right, because tell me more, because exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle said, Oh, then do do big things or those?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they bad? Yes, it's exclusionary. Yes, it's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little exclusionary. People might jump in conclusions, which sucks. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it sucks at that that we live in a time

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<v Speaker 1>that you can't just say a thing and you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about a specific thing and then every other thing. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make sense. Thanks for man explaining that. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>the philosophy for the last like five years. Bro, You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>just give me that clip of you doing that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so what are we saying? Like? Great things come in

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<v Speaker 1>all packages? Yeah it should be. Great things come in packages. Great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the everything. But then it's like, what about the

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<v Speaker 1>things that come outside of a package? Great things come? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>great things come. How about hey, hey, did you receive

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<v Speaker 1>a package? Good? Good or great or shitty or awesome?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter you got a package, they come you. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we're putting this into such a human form. What if

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<v Speaker 1>it is simple as here comes Cosmic Blazer. When you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting gifts, you always are like the kid is always

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<v Speaker 1>like the biggest package has the bike, or the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>package has the big barbage house. But really the best

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<v Speaker 1>gift is the ring in the little box, because that

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<v Speaker 1>thing is worth a mid middley you know what I mean? Ring?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of rings did you get as a child.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying like that would be a small package that

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<v Speaker 1>is very valuable, whereas it doesn't have to be the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest package under the trees. Like Ales coined this phrase

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<v Speaker 1>like K. It's like every kiss begins with K. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what. I would almost bet money that this is

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<v Speaker 1>a This is a marketing theme that has seen So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it wasn't Socrates unless Socrates had a jewelry business

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<v Speaker 1>on the side. I mean that guy was. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a renaissance man. Bro. I remember I remember getting like

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<v Speaker 1>fucking when you would see a card under the tree

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas. You would know that's small, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>that there's some cash in there. It was always just

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars. It was five dollars from my aunt and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Yeah, my grandma gave me old gum. No,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I get a crisp hondo. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred dollars? Alright, rich ass. My fucking grandpa would

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<v Speaker 1>always throw a hundo in there, like that's fucking huge, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>that's huge. No, it was fucking great. My grandma would

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<v Speaker 1>give me a dollar for however old I was, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was never any money. It would be like I

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<v Speaker 1>had six dollars when I was six. I'm like, and

0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.760
<v Speaker 1>you threw it ter Kyle would get a hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for each year, so he would get two hundred three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I got like a fifty dollar savings bond. But you

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<v Speaker 1>just go great, No, you never got cash. Never, not

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred dollars. I got gum, dude. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>this was later on in life when I got the hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't want you to think that

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<v Speaker 1>I was your grandpa was slanging. I think this was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when I had my driver's license, and now

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<v Speaker 1>you're backpedaling it dog. Now all of a sudden, you're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I actually never did get on if remembering,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm remembering things while we go in a

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<v Speaker 1>grant in an organic way. I'm sorry. I was like

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<v Speaker 1>thrift shopping and stuff. Yeah, I know I was super

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<v Speaker 1>poor picking up cigarettes off the ground. You drove a

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<v Speaker 1>Corvette to school? Yeah, exactly. You want to know what

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<v Speaker 1>a real ant move, what a real like grandma move,

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<v Speaker 1>was send you like a two dollar bill in a car,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's so tide. When I got the two dollar bill,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd be like lucky. I went on a bachelor party

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<v Speaker 1>one time, and a buddy he showed up with. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it was two hundred dollars in two dollar bills

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<v Speaker 1>for the strip club. And I was like, he goes, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go to the post office or he

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<v Speaker 1>had to go to the I guess he think he

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<v Speaker 1>said the post office, and I was weird, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even understand it. Or it's just like dollar coins. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just like throwing change at this poor woman. Sacajawea's damn son.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my question. This is a bit of a segue here,

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<v Speaker 1>but not a segre a tangent. Oh, go off, go

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<v Speaker 1>off king. In my twenties, I went to the post

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<v Speaker 1>office and I got those dollar coins back, and I

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<v Speaker 1>got like ten dollars worth in dollar coins. Right. Went

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<v Speaker 1>to the bar that night and I fucking paid for

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<v Speaker 1>a drink in those dollar coins and she was like no,

0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:44.119
<v Speaker 1>the the bartender, and I was like, you know, we

0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:45.800
<v Speaker 1>were all broke. I was like, this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>have and she's like, you're stopped working with me and

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<v Speaker 1>she had me kicked out of the bar. Wow, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you're probably being a little while you were probably

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<v Speaker 1>being a little wild child. I was being funny about

0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.920
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, look, here's what I had, I had this,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like no, she kicked your ass out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how many coins did you give this one? It was

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<v Speaker 1>like ten dollars for like a like an eight dollard.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she should have just taken the ten dollars, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I said, And she you're not gonna take this.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like no, and I go, this is money. And

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden it was rum bum bum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was at of that. And then on the

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<v Speaker 1>way out, I saw the guy who I had interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>for the job earlier that day. I'm just kidding. I'm

0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.480
<v Speaker 1>making up an episode now it writes itself. No, I

0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:35.560
<v Speaker 1>told you the pleasure islesroojan man. So what's the same.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we going with? I feel like good. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>things come, things come, things come, close your eyes, things

0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:47.440
<v Speaker 1>are coming. I feel or like something about showing and growing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like sometimes a small package can grow into being something

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<v Speaker 1>pretty large if you rub it the right way. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's just like that the truer sentences never and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes a small thing could grow into side pretty great

0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.520
<v Speaker 1>if you rub it the right way. Yeah, maybe it's

0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:08.800
<v Speaker 1>just like chill open the package and see what's up.

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<v Speaker 1>What's inside. You never know. Don't judge a package by

0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:16.760
<v Speaker 1>its size. The poetry, the amount of times Kyle for

0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.320
<v Speaker 1>for these phrases that he that he had some chill

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<v Speaker 1>to it pretty incredible. Yeah, maybe it's always chill. Yeah,

0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:30.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not good things coming little packages. It's like chill.

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<v Speaker 1>You're lucky to get a package. Honestly, thank you, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>still chill. It's not vibro. Yeah, chill open the package

0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:49.800
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