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Speaker 1: Good things I like. I like this phrase the good
Speaker 1: things come in small packages. This is one that I
Speaker 1: could get on. Is that the that's the phrase this week?
Speaker 1: What is that? That's the phrase? This is what we're
Speaker 1: gonna aze, slice and dice, dissect. Good things come in now?
Speaker 1: Is that? C u M No, It's okay. Good things
Speaker 1: it could be come in small packages. Admittedly I don't
Speaker 1: do a lot. I'm not a big jizzer. I'll admit
Speaker 1: that I'm not a big jisser. So good things come
Speaker 1: out of small packages. Maybe one more time, just all
Speaker 1: strung together as good things come in small packages. I
Speaker 1: said that at the very beginning. Yeah, good things come
Speaker 1: in small packages. I like I like this one. I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a little ball of energy, you know. I feel like
Speaker 1: good things come in small packages. I should get this tattoo,
Speaker 1: Like if I was a girl that gets like inspirational
Speaker 1: tattoos tattooed on herself or a guy, but usually girls
Speaker 1: do ship like that. I feel like I would get
Speaker 1: this on cursive on my lower box. In cursive, you would, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get this tattoo maybe on the nape of my
Speaker 1: neck the whole thing, or would you just get right
Speaker 1: oh yeah, And then I'd really have to spell it
Speaker 1: out for people when they're like, what the well I
Speaker 1: thought I figured they would be able to spell it
Speaker 1: out because you are, like, you have good thing on
Speaker 1: the back of your neck and then come in small
Speaker 1: packages on your inner thigh. If you had a giant
Speaker 1: back tattoo that just said small package, I'd be pretty
Speaker 1: that right. Yeah, you're just doing like pull ups at
Speaker 1: the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah, they called me the small package,
Speaker 1: but I just that's all I do is pull up,
Speaker 1: so I just have just this massive back. So Adam,
Speaker 1: you're kind of like living proof that this is indeed
Speaker 1: a true saying. Is that what you're telling us well,
Speaker 1: I mean not well. Obviously this isn't a blanket statement,
Speaker 1: but I feel for me personally, and I like this phrase.
Speaker 1: It works for me. Good things come in small packages.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if I'm a little guy. Everybody
Speaker 1: watched that Under the Giant documentary big Man, big Man
Speaker 1: seemed pretty seemed pretty great, and like I died like
Speaker 1: super young because he was so giant. That's true. It's
Speaker 1: heart exploded. Oh so everyone who died is young. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not okay with you. That's a bad thing.
Speaker 1: I would like for them to live longer. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet you would. I bet you would. But and if
Speaker 1: I am ever quoted for for anything, I want to
Speaker 1: be quoted as saying, Andre the Giant is a good thing,
Speaker 1: a good thing. He's a thing, So he's a thing
Speaker 1: to you. He's a freak. He's a good thing. But
Speaker 1: he came in a large package. That's my point, Kyle.
Speaker 1: I guess that brings me the question, does this imply
Speaker 1: that things that come in large packages are good? Good?
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I'm getting to it. And it's
Speaker 1: a slippery slope. This isn't saying that that that good
Speaker 1: things come in small packages. Doesn't mean that if you're
Speaker 1: it's you're a big thing and it comes in a
Speaker 1: big package, it's a shitty thing, you're pure evil. No,
Speaker 1: I think it. I think it implies that bigger things
Speaker 1: are better. Smaller things have to be proven good. This
Speaker 1: saying comes from people basically trying to boost confidence. No
Speaker 1: where like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: things come with small packages. Are like someone feels like overpowered.
Speaker 1: They're like, don't worry a buddy. Good things come with
Speaker 1: small packages like rudy okayrud the ultimately small thing and
Speaker 1: a good thing in a small package. Sean Aston, he
Speaker 1: related to Adam and ways we don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: if he if he doesn't play my older brother and something,
Speaker 1: could he play my dad? Is he old enough? Probably not.
Speaker 1: I think this is a little bit of an ego
Speaker 1: booster for some people. I like hearing this scene along
Speaker 1: with the scene, like, you know, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: about the size, it's the way you use it, you know,
Speaker 1: the motion of the ocean, not the size. You like
Speaker 1: hearing that often, Yeah, because you know this is like
Speaker 1: I feel like there's things that you don't have had
Speaker 1: to do over the years to pad you know, our
Speaker 1: egos because his men we get very like we're talking specifically.
Speaker 1: How often do you hear that he's talking about Wieners
Speaker 1: right now? Because I know you don't. You don't go
Speaker 1: voting that often. Sure, sure it's an analogy, but you know, okay,
Speaker 1: it's just you like to hear some positive reinform when
Speaker 1: everything now and then you know, some of us don't
Speaker 1: have the longest ropes right well, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: going to Wieners, I mean, think about like, uh, think
Speaker 1: about all the statues with the with the good things
Speaker 1: and small packages on those guys, you know, tiny little,
Speaker 1: tiny little peckers. What was going on in ancient Greece.
Speaker 1: No one had a huge cock back then. It was
Speaker 1: out of all the statues, none of them is really hanging.
Speaker 1: Everyone was just ripped up. Everyone was just shredded. Well,
Speaker 1: that's they all had. They all had workout, Dick, that's
Speaker 1: probably they just drop a bunch of push ups and
Speaker 1: then got up to flex. They just got done doing it.
Speaker 1: And an ancient crossfitty where they're sprinting up the steps
Speaker 1: of the forum. Yeah this is Trojan times, and yeah,
Speaker 1: Trojan times, and they're all just shredded, the ripped up,
Speaker 1: and so all the blood is rushed shot of their cock.
Speaker 1: And that's probably it was probably Socrates. He was like,
Speaker 1: good things coming small packages. Wait, I should etch that
Speaker 1: in stone. Do you think David the statue guy, do
Speaker 1: you think he was stoked? Was he like, hey, could
Speaker 1: you just let me chuve up real quick? And he's like, no, mate,
Speaker 1: do you look great? Well, my guess is that you
Speaker 1: had to stand there a long time? Yeah. How long
Speaker 1: it takes for them to to etch those It takes,
Speaker 1: like I want to say, like a year at least.
Speaker 1: You know, I imagine somebody sketched out the thing for
Speaker 1: him and then he worked off the sketches. No, no,
Speaker 1: those pre sketches, dude. They there were no pencil, There
Speaker 1: was no pens Oh yeah. There must have been some
Speaker 1: kind of point of pride to the small pecker back
Speaker 1: then that we will never understand, as there had to
Speaker 1: have been. Otherwise these fucking people would not have let
Speaker 1: that happen like that. If they're if they were like, no,
Speaker 1: we have to have a big old vic and then
Speaker 1: all of them have little dicks. No fucking way, that
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been that would not be in our museums.
Speaker 1: It's our society that has made you feel that way,
Speaker 1: because good things do indeed come in small packages. Back then,
Speaker 1: they didn't judge people like that. They're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: David's got this little wanger, but my boy can sling
Speaker 1: it like nobody's business. Right. Maybe he was a grower,
Speaker 1: we don't know that. And then there's that our Greek,
Speaker 1: our Greek, but guys known for as to grow. I
Speaker 1: don't know what was his thing, what was held? I
Speaker 1: heard he could he could break it from the back,
Speaker 1: That's just what I heard. He would hit the skins
Speaker 1: really hard. Yeah. Oh he was like a porn star. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he could get he could get from the back. He
Speaker 1: could really get it. He would really only from the back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he would really clap because there was too much pressure
Speaker 1: when you're like I to eye. I think for him,
Speaker 1: Well he was, wasn't David the great thinker that he's
Speaker 1: thinking about something. That's a different guy. That's what you
Speaker 1: talk about, Doobe Gillis Now he's saying about something clap
Speaker 1: is David think with a little day. David is the
Speaker 1: jack dude who's just staying like this and he's got
Speaker 1: the little dick. They all have a little dicks. No
Speaker 1: one has a big dick. No one has a big dick.
Speaker 1: All we think that's a little I feel like we
Speaker 1: got to get to the bottom of their ship, bro, Like,
Speaker 1: what's up with that? There's a fucking There has been
Speaker 1: a see change when it comes to the interpretation of
Speaker 1: size of cocks. We're talking about Greek statues. If you
Speaker 1: go around the world to different places, the dicks are popping.
Speaker 1: Are where where I've never seen a statue with a
Speaker 1: big I would love. I would love to travel to
Speaker 1: West Africa. There's plenty of statues there where the dicks
Speaker 1: are good. Googles, you really in West Africa? Are there?
Speaker 1: Do they have statues with giant cox? Yes? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm asking yes for real? Yeah, that's awesome. I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta make a trip. Thank you for that perspective.
Speaker 1: For sure, this is what I have. I feel like. Also,
Speaker 1: outside of the Staples Center there is a statue shack
Speaker 1: and you can see up his shorts. And yeah, it
Speaker 1: is true if you do spend enough time looking, But
Speaker 1: I guess I never looked up his shorts. You gotta
Speaker 1: take some time and Blake's done that and that detail
Speaker 1: is there, that details there, that's a that's incredible. Man.
Speaker 1: You gotta really look at it for a while. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: what about Okay, so good things come into some package
Speaker 1: of small packages, but there's also bad ship that can
Speaker 1: come in small packages. What what what are you thinking
Speaker 1: about anthrax in the letter thank you? That is a
Speaker 1: small package and that can that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1: Remember that that ship was freaky? Dude? Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like remember that? What do you mean remember that? You
Speaker 1: don't remember when anthrax was being sent and like nobody
Speaker 1: knew where the funk it was coming from, and anybody
Speaker 1: was a target, they had no clue. You would just
Speaker 1: open up cards and Anthrax would be in it. I
Speaker 1: feel like it just went to like it went to
Speaker 1: like thirty rock or NBC and then was like one place.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just mailed to your ants or something. Could
Speaker 1: have been any of us though you guys are crazy, man.
Speaker 1: Everybody was a target, doesn't bother me? Uh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I mean obviously a lot of shitty things could come
Speaker 1: in small packages. You, I mean divorce papers. That's just
Speaker 1: like a letter. When you're served, it's just some guy
Speaker 1: being like, hey, what's up are you? Kyl new Check.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, hey, man, hey, what's going on? He's like,
Speaker 1: you've been served? Motherfucker? Right. I love that movie though,
Speaker 1: and that's a small package. But that DVD would rock. Fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. You got served? Yeah? Who is that?
Speaker 1: What was you got served? Was that? Yeah? It was
Speaker 1: like a dance movie. Yeah, I think like B t
Speaker 1: u K was in it or something. Is that this
Speaker 1: one where she's like clapping and that's Julia's style? That's
Speaker 1: Save the Last Dance? I said, Hey, can if I
Speaker 1: could just take a moment, I'm so sorry. I would
Speaker 1: like to apologize to the community for dirty not knowing
Speaker 1: the difference between you guys served and say the last
Speaker 1: chance and embarrassing. What about like razor blades and ship,
Speaker 1: Like if you go box full of razor blades and
Speaker 1: spilled it, that would suck. Yeah, So okay, that's Halloween
Speaker 1: was just a few weeks ago. What if you're you
Speaker 1: know you're going to you know, you're trick or treating,
Speaker 1: you're a kid, and then you go and they just
Speaker 1: give you one one box of Nerds or just one
Speaker 1: to two role and you're like, well, this isn't a
Speaker 1: good thing. The house right next door gave me, gave me,
Speaker 1: gave me two handfuls. You don't like nerds, not one
Speaker 1: tiny box, give me a handful of boxing. Man, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I'm just grateful. I'm really thankful. Well,
Speaker 1: the next door neighbor just gave just gave like twelve boxes.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that neighbor. Yeah, but you're comparing this. If
Speaker 1: you compare any package to another package that was better,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be worse. And speaking of which, everybody go
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Speaker 1: things come in small packages. It's not it's not a
Speaker 1: woke phrase, right, because tell me more, because exactly what
Speaker 1: Kyle said, Oh, then do do big things or those?
Speaker 1: Are they bad? Yes, it's exclusionary. Yes, it's it's a
Speaker 1: little exclusionary. People might jump in conclusions, which sucks. It's
Speaker 1: it sucks at that that we live in a time
Speaker 1: that you can't just say a thing and you're talking
Speaker 1: about a specific thing and then every other thing. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. Thanks for man explaining that. That's like
Speaker 1: the philosophy for the last like five years. Bro, You're like,
Speaker 1: just give me that clip of you doing that. Well,
Speaker 1: so what are we saying? Like? Great things come in
Speaker 1: all packages? Yeah it should be. Great things come in packages. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the everything. But then it's like, what about the
Speaker 1: things that come outside of a package? Great things come? Yeah,
Speaker 1: great things come. How about hey, hey, did you receive
Speaker 1: a package? Good? Good or great or shitty or awesome?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter you got a package, they come you. Guys,
Speaker 1: we're putting this into such a human form. What if
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Speaker 1: getting gifts, you always are like the kid is always
Speaker 1: like the biggest package has the bike, or the biggest
Speaker 1: package has the big barbage house. But really the best
Speaker 1: gift is the ring in the little box, because that
Speaker 1: thing is worth a mid middley you know what I mean? Ring?
Speaker 1: What kind of rings did you get as a child.
Speaker 1: I'm saying like that would be a small package that
Speaker 1: is very valuable, whereas it doesn't have to be the
Speaker 1: biggest package under the trees. Like Ales coined this phrase
Speaker 1: like K. It's like every kiss begins with K. You
Speaker 1: know what. I would almost bet money that this is
Speaker 1: a This is a marketing theme that has seen So
Speaker 1: maybe it wasn't Socrates unless Socrates had a jewelry business
Speaker 1: on the side. I mean that guy was. He was
Speaker 1: a renaissance man. Bro. I remember I remember getting like
Speaker 1: fucking when you would see a card under the tree
Speaker 1: for Christmas. You would know that's small, but you know
Speaker 1: that there's some cash in there. It was always just
Speaker 1: five dollars. It was five dollars from my aunt and
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, my grandma gave me old gum. No,
Speaker 1: sometimes I get a crisp hondo. What do you mean
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars? Alright, rich ass. My fucking grandpa would
Speaker 1: always throw a hundo in there, like that's fucking huge, Bro,
Speaker 1: that's huge. No, it was fucking great. My grandma would
Speaker 1: give me a dollar for however old I was, so
Speaker 1: it was never any money. It would be like I
Speaker 1: had six dollars when I was six. I'm like, and
Speaker 1: you threw it ter Kyle would get a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for each year, so he would get two hundred three hundred.
Speaker 1: I got like a fifty dollar savings bond. But you
Speaker 1: just go great, No, you never got cash. Never, not
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. I got gum, dude. I feel like
Speaker 1: this was later on in life when I got the hundreds.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't want you to think that
Speaker 1: I was your grandpa was slanging. I think this was like,
Speaker 1: you know, when I had my driver's license, and now
Speaker 1: you're backpedaling it dog. Now all of a sudden, you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I actually never did get on if remembering,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm remembering things while we go in a
Speaker 1: grant in an organic way. I'm sorry. I was like
Speaker 1: thrift shopping and stuff. Yeah, I know I was super
Speaker 1: poor picking up cigarettes off the ground. You drove a
Speaker 1: Corvette to school? Yeah, exactly. You want to know what
Speaker 1: a real ant move, what a real like grandma move,
Speaker 1: was send you like a two dollar bill in a car,
Speaker 1: because that's so tide. When I got the two dollar bill,
Speaker 1: i'd be like lucky. I went on a bachelor party
Speaker 1: one time, and a buddy he showed up with. I
Speaker 1: guess it was two hundred dollars in two dollar bills
Speaker 1: for the strip club. And I was like, he goes, dude,
Speaker 1: I had to go to the post office or he
Speaker 1: had to go to the I guess he think he
Speaker 1: said the post office, and I was weird, I don't
Speaker 1: even understand it. Or it's just like dollar coins. You're
Speaker 1: just like throwing change at this poor woman. Sacajawea's damn son.
Speaker 1: Here's my question. This is a bit of a segue here,
Speaker 1: but not a segre a tangent. Oh, go off, go
Speaker 1: off king. In my twenties, I went to the post
Speaker 1: office and I got those dollar coins back, and I
Speaker 1: got like ten dollars worth in dollar coins. Right. Went
Speaker 1: to the bar that night and I fucking paid for
Speaker 1: a drink in those dollar coins and she was like no,
Speaker 1: the the bartender, and I was like, you know, we
Speaker 1: were all broke. I was like, this is what I
Speaker 1: have and she's like, you're stopped working with me and
Speaker 1: she had me kicked out of the bar. Wow, it's
Speaker 1: like you're probably being a little while you were probably
Speaker 1: being a little wild child. I was being funny about
Speaker 1: because I'm like, look, here's what I had, I had this,
Speaker 1: and she was like no, she kicked your ass out. Well,
Speaker 1: how many coins did you give this one? It was
Speaker 1: like ten dollars for like a like an eight dollard.
Speaker 1: Then she should have just taken the ten dollars, That's
Speaker 1: what I said, And she you're not gonna take this.
Speaker 1: She's like no, and I go, this is money. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it was rum bum bum.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was at of that. And then on the
Speaker 1: way out, I saw the guy who I had interviewed
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Speaker 1: What are we going with? I feel like good. I mean,
Speaker 1: things come, things come, things come, close your eyes, things
Speaker 1: are coming. I feel or like something about showing and growing,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes a small package can grow into being something
Speaker 1: pretty large if you rub it the right way. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it's just like that the truer sentences never and
Speaker 1: sometimes a small thing could grow into side pretty great
Speaker 1: if you rub it the right way. Yeah, maybe it's
Speaker 1: just like chill open the package and see what's up.
Speaker 1: What's inside. You never know. Don't judge a package by
Speaker 1: its size. The poetry, the amount of times Kyle for
Speaker 1: for these phrases that he that he had some chill
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Speaker 1: it's not good things coming little packages. It's like chill.
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