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Speaker 1: Good things I like. I like this phrase the good

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Speaker 1: things come in small packages. This is one that I

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Speaker 1: could get on. Is that the that's the phrase this week?

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Speaker 1: What is that? That's the phrase? This is what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna aze, slice and dice, dissect. Good things come in now?

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Speaker 1: Is that? C u M No, It's okay. Good things

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Speaker 1: it could be come in small packages. Admittedly I don't

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Speaker 1: do a lot. I'm not a big jizzer. I'll admit

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Speaker 1: that I'm not a big jisser. So good things come

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Speaker 1: out of small packages. Maybe one more time, just all

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Speaker 1: strung together as good things come in small packages. I

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Speaker 1: said that at the very beginning. Yeah, good things come

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Speaker 1: in small packages. I like I like this one. I'm

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Speaker 1: a I'm a tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: a little ball of energy, you know. I feel like

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Speaker 1: good things come in small packages. I should get this tattoo,

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Speaker 1: Like if I was a girl that gets like inspirational

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Speaker 1: tattoos tattooed on herself or a guy, but usually girls

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Speaker 1: do ship like that. I feel like I would get

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Speaker 1: this on cursive on my lower box. In cursive, you would, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get this tattoo maybe on the nape of my

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Speaker 1: neck the whole thing, or would you just get right

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, And then I'd really have to spell it

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Speaker 1: out for people when they're like, what the well I

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Speaker 1: thought I figured they would be able to spell it

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Speaker 1: out because you are, like, you have good thing on

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Speaker 1: the back of your neck and then come in small

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Speaker 1: packages on your inner thigh. If you had a giant

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Speaker 1: back tattoo that just said small package, I'd be pretty

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Speaker 1: that right. Yeah, you're just doing like pull ups at

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Speaker 1: the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah, they called me the small package,

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Speaker 1: but I just that's all I do is pull up,

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Speaker 1: so I just have just this massive back. So Adam,

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Speaker 1: you're kind of like living proof that this is indeed

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Speaker 1: a true saying. Is that what you're telling us well,

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Speaker 1: I mean not well. Obviously this isn't a blanket statement,

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Speaker 1: but I feel for me personally, and I like this phrase.

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Speaker 1: It works for me. Good things come in small packages.

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if I'm a little guy. Everybody

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Speaker 1: watched that Under the Giant documentary big Man, big Man

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Speaker 1: seemed pretty seemed pretty great, and like I died like

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Speaker 1: super young because he was so giant. That's true. It's

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Speaker 1: heart exploded. Oh so everyone who died is young. That's

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Speaker 1: not that's not okay with you. That's a bad thing.

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Speaker 1: I would like for them to live longer. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: bet you would. I bet you would. But and if

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Speaker 1: I am ever quoted for for anything, I want to

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Speaker 1: be quoted as saying, Andre the Giant is a good thing,

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Speaker 1: a good thing. He's a thing, So he's a thing

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Speaker 1: to you. He's a freak. He's a good thing. But

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Speaker 1: he came in a large package. That's my point, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: I guess that brings me the question, does this imply

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Speaker 1: that things that come in large packages are good? Good?

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what I'm getting to it. And it's

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Speaker 1: a slippery slope. This isn't saying that that that good

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Speaker 1: things come in small packages. Doesn't mean that if you're

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Speaker 1: it's you're a big thing and it comes in a

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Speaker 1: big package, it's a shitty thing, you're pure evil. No,

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Speaker 1: I think it. I think it implies that bigger things

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Speaker 1: are better. Smaller things have to be proven good. This

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Speaker 1: saying comes from people basically trying to boost confidence. No

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Speaker 1: where like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: things come with small packages. Are like someone feels like overpowered.

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Speaker 1: They're like, don't worry a buddy. Good things come with

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Speaker 1: small packages like rudy okayrud the ultimately small thing and

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Speaker 1: a good thing in a small package. Sean Aston, he

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Speaker 1: related to Adam and ways we don't know. I mean

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Speaker 1: if he if he doesn't play my older brother and something,

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Speaker 1: could he play my dad? Is he old enough? Probably not.

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Speaker 1: I think this is a little bit of an ego

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Speaker 1: booster for some people. I like hearing this scene along

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Speaker 1: the motion of the ocean, not the size. You like

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Speaker 1: hearing that often, Yeah, because you know this is like

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's things that you don't have had

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Speaker 1: egos because his men we get very like we're talking specifically.

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Speaker 1: How often do you hear that he's talking about Wieners

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Speaker 1: right now? Because I know you don't. You don't go

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Speaker 1: voting that often. Sure, sure it's an analogy, but you know, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just you like to hear some positive reinform when

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Speaker 1: everything now and then you know, some of us don't

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Speaker 1: have the longest ropes right well, you know, if you're

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Speaker 1: going to Wieners, I mean, think about like, uh, think

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Speaker 1: about all the statues with the with the good things

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Speaker 1: and small packages on those guys, you know, tiny little,

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Speaker 1: tiny little peckers. What was going on in ancient Greece.

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Speaker 1: No one had a huge cock back then. It was

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Speaker 1: out of all the statues, none of them is really hanging.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was just ripped up. Everyone was just shredded. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's they all had. They all had workout, Dick, that's

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Speaker 1: probably they just drop a bunch of push ups and

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Speaker 1: then got up to flex. They just got done doing it.

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Speaker 1: And an ancient crossfitty where they're sprinting up the steps

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Speaker 1: and so all the blood is rushed shot of their cock.

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Speaker 1: And that's probably it was probably Socrates. He was like,

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Speaker 1: good things coming small packages. Wait, I should etch that

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Speaker 1: in stone. Do you think David the statue guy, do

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Speaker 1: you think he was stoked? Was he like, hey, could

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Speaker 1: you just let me chuve up real quick? And he's like, no, mate,

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Speaker 1: do you look great? Well, my guess is that you

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Speaker 1: had to stand there a long time? Yeah. How long

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Speaker 1: it takes for them to to etch those It takes,

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Speaker 1: like I want to say, like a year at least.

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Speaker 1: You know, I imagine somebody sketched out the thing for

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Speaker 1: him and then he worked off the sketches. No, no,

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Speaker 1: those pre sketches, dude. They there were no pencil, There

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Speaker 1: was no pens Oh yeah. There must have been some

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Speaker 1: kind of point of pride to the small pecker back

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Speaker 1: then that we will never understand, as there had to

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Speaker 1: have been. Otherwise these fucking people would not have let

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Speaker 1: that happen like that. If they're if they were like, no,

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Speaker 1: all of them have little dicks. No fucking way, that

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have been that would not be in our museums.

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Speaker 1: It's our society that has made you feel that way,

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Speaker 1: because good things do indeed come in small packages. Back then,

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Speaker 1: they didn't judge people like that. They're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: David's got this little wanger, but my boy can sling

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Speaker 1: it like nobody's business. Right. Maybe he was a grower,

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Speaker 1: we don't know that. And then there's that our Greek,

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Speaker 1: our Greek, but guys known for as to grow. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what was his thing, what was held? I

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Speaker 1: heard he could he could break it from the back,

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Speaker 1: That's just what I heard. He would hit the skins

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Speaker 1: really hard. Yeah. Oh he was like a porn star. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he could get he could get from the back. He

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Speaker 1: could really get it. He would really only from the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he would really clap because there was too much pressure

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Speaker 1: when you're like I to eye. I think for him,

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Speaker 1: Well he was, wasn't David the great thinker that he's

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Speaker 1: thinking about something. That's a different guy. That's what you

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Speaker 1: talk about, Doobe Gillis Now he's saying about something clap

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Speaker 1: is David think with a little day. David is the

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Speaker 1: jack dude who's just staying like this and he's got

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Speaker 1: the little dick. They all have a little dicks. No

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Speaker 1: one has a big dick. No one has a big dick.

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Speaker 1: All we think that's a little I feel like we

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Speaker 1: got to get to the bottom of their ship, bro, Like,

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Speaker 1: what's up with that? There's a fucking There has been

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Speaker 1: a see change when it comes to the interpretation of

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Speaker 1: go around the world to different places, the dicks are popping.

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Speaker 1: Are where where I've never seen a statue with a

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Speaker 1: West Africa. There's plenty of statues there where the dicks

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Speaker 1: are good. Googles, you really in West Africa? Are there?

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Speaker 1: Do they have statues with giant cox? Yes? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking yes for real? Yeah, that's awesome. I gotta

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