1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's been infatuated with flying cars lately. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 2: Not on their own, though. 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: He built a giant catapult in the middle of the 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: Mohave Desert. He sets them on fire, then sends them 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: to the sky. 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 3: Burn car. 7 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: It's laser stories Detenue, where we read weird news stories 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: have a laser and those other nostril nuggets just don't. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 2: This first lazer story is out of the UK. 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: Recently, an eighteen year old named Joshua Dobson stole a 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: car and then got gas for it, but drove off 13 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: without paying and nobody got to. 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 4: That's how gas stations work over there. They just trust 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 4: you to pay after you fill up. 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 3: Got to prepay here. 17 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: The police finally tracked him down last month and searched 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: the place he was staying, but couldn't find him. Weird 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: turns out Joshua was actual there, but he had a 20 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: pretty clever hiding spot because he cut open a giant 21 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: stuffed animal, a Teddy Bear, and climbed inside of its 22 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: brilliant So it took a little longer, but police did 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 1: find him eventually. When the officers noticed that the Teddy 24 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: Bear was breathing. 25 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 2: Oh, if I. 26 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: Was a cop, it'd be like, I'm just gonna hug 27 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: this teddy bear before we leave. Guys, wait a minute. 28 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: Joshua was just sentenced in court. He got nine months, 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: and a police spokesman had a little fun with it, 30 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: saying he's now quote stuffed behind bars and hopefully he 31 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: has an unbearable time inside. 32 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 4: His new nickname has to be Teddy Yeah, I mean, 33 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 4: there's no way around it. 34 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: A neighbor was interviewed after the arrest and said the 35 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: whole thing seems more like something out of a lame Simbad. 36 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 2: Movie than actual life. 37 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: Forever. This next laser story is out of Michigan. An 38 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: officer was on patrol recently when he spotted a car 39 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: behind him with two women and the passenger was torking 40 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: on the dashboard. Yes, she was sitting backwards. I'm not 41 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: wearing a seat belt. 42 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 3: It would be hard to do a seatbelt, and that 43 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 3: at the same time, she. 44 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: Was dancing up against the dash So we pulled them 45 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 1: over to find out what was going on. 46 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 3: I just hanging round. I bet I got to make 47 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 3: a traphalf. That sucks for me. 48 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: That's when he saw two plastic cups and the driver 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: said they were filled with juice. 50 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 2: Cop asked, is that gin and juice? 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 1: And that's when the driver bashfully answered yeah. 52 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 3: You know, in her head, she's like, maybe if I'm 53 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: cute enough when I say it. 54 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: That's when she reached below and gave the officer the 55 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: open bottle she'd stash underneath the passenger side seat. Okay, 56 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: both women were ticketed for having open containers in a 57 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: motor vehicle, but before they were officially arrested, they did 58 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: ask the officers if they wanted to see another dance. 59 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: Unclear if there also facing additional charges. 60 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: The influence can be dangerous. 61 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: This next The story is out of southern California residents 62 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: who've been frustrated with inflation have finally figured out how 63 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: to beat sky high prices at the supermarket, and that's 64 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: simply leaving the country. 65 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 2: For groceries another country. 66 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: Huh. Apparently, thousands of California residents are making the twenty 67 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: minute journey every day from San Diego down to the 68 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: border to go shopping in Mexico. 69 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: It's brilliant. 70 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad has a lot of stories and he 71 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 4: was stationed in San Diego. 72 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 3: He actually lived in Tijuana because it was cheaper. 73 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's the reason why he was in Tijuana. 74 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: One man at the border says he drove nearly two 75 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: hours to Tijuana with his wife and two children so 76 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: that he could save a dollar fifty on a family 77 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: sized box of cheese. 78 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 4: It's oh, now we're gonna go over gas for this, 79 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 4: So how much are people really saving? 80 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: A gallon of milk is fifty percent off there compared. 81 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 2: To the US. 82 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: A four pack of toilet papers nearly four bucks cheaper, 83 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: and a twenty four pack of tile and all is 84 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: also a dollar less. 85 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 3: Oh that's a good savings. You're not messing around. 86 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: But the thing is you can't shop for everything because 87 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: most fruits, including apples and oranges, will not be allowed 88 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: back through customs. Yeah, anyone breaking the rules could receive 89 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: a thousand dollars fine. So you're gonna have to smuggle 90 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: those fruits in select you know where. 91 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 3: Oh, remind me not to eat fruit over it, Jeffery, Why. 92 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 2: Does everything look rotten? 93 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: This next Blazer story is out of relationship HQ. 94 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 2: Here's some love advice, unsolicited if you're lacking that extra spark. 95 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 1: Why don't you try going behind your partners back and 96 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: buy something for yourself. 97 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 3: Already does that of course my money. 98 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: According to a brand new study, buying something and keeping 99 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: it a secret from your magnificant other just might help 100 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,479 Speaker 1: things between the two of you. 101 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 3: Keeping secrets about money. 102 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always heard that's really healthy in a relationship. 103 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 2: That's what they're saying. 104 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: The idea is that not telling your partner creates guilt, 105 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: and that feeling of guilt leads to you doing a 106 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: little bit more unplanned investment into the relationship. 107 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 3: So this is eventually to lead to honey, I was 108 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 3: cheating for us. Yeah, for us. 109 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 2: I'm glad you understand. Brook. 110 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: Now your partner feels closer to you because you've taken 111 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: the initiative to do nice things for them, like, for example, 112 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: you stop buy a happy hour with some friends. On 113 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,359 Speaker 1: the way home, you buy some rounds of drinks and 114 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: decide not to mention it to them, But then you 115 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: feel guilty about that, so you go ahead and you 116 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: cook dinner and you clean the house for them after. 117 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 3: Yeah much, But. 118 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 4: Then they find the bar receipt and you didn't tell 119 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 4: them that you were at the bar, and then it 120 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 4: starts to look really sketchy. 121 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, hey, dinner's ready wasted. 122 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: They're like, what experts do warn and how has to 123 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: be a small, minor, mundane secret. It does not work 124 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 1: for major secrets, like you took all the retirement account 125 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: money and bought a house in the Cayman Islands. 126 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 4: Don't experts realize that humans aren't very good at regulating 127 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,119 Speaker 4: between small things and big things. 128 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it just opens a door. 129 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 2: That's true. 130 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: Speaking of the Caymans, though, that's where this little guy 131 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: came from, this small. 132 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 2: Little resort near there called Belcrow Paradise. No, that's him 133 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 2: trying to kayak. Actually paddles just too big. 134 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: Sou means Laser Stories has come to an end for 135 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.