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Speaker 1: How's it going.

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Speaker 2: It's a shitty night tonight.

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Speaker 3: I have two tables, all black people, so I know

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Speaker 3: I'm not making no tips.

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Speaker 2: Being serious?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look over there, I have two tables, they're all black.

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Speaker 3: I'm working for free tonight.

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Speaker 1: That waits size us LUF in two seconds where black

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Speaker 1: and black people don't tip.

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Speaker 4: So she wasn't gonna waste her time now somebody like that,

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Speaker 4: nothing you could do to change their mind.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, are you being seriously that racist?

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Speaker 1: What you don't know that not gonna tip you?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I do so just because they're black.

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Speaker 5: I've been waiting tables for five years.

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Speaker 2: I never got a tip from a black person, not once.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I don't believe you.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, that's still racist.

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Speaker 2: I am not racist.

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Speaker 6: Screw you.

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Speaker 4: Well, how much is you want you expect me to

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Speaker 4: pay for that kind of service?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is you laughing at?

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Speaker 3: Man? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: She says?

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Speaker 1: Black people don't tip?

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Speaker 3: Are you nuts? Niggas don't tip?

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever waited tables before?

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Speaker 1: No? Shut up?

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Speaker 3: I said, let's say trip trip.

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Speaker 2: Yuh got chucking?

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Speaker 3: Man's rolling in down? How you do? How you do

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Speaker 3: I got to try to make your j because I'm

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Speaker 3: heading niece.

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Speaker 2: Down, tied up.

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Speaker 7: The merry go round and around, and everybody's talking about

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Speaker 7: y'all stuff funny, but they still got a lot to me.

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Speaker 7: I got the cheese in my backyard and the far

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Speaker 7: for them and Telada me. Who's the foot I'm the

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Speaker 7: foot bowl stepping you know what. I'm stepping out the skirts,

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Speaker 7: playing with it because I'm slick like that. I'm the

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Speaker 7: greatest seen in the world. You got to give me,

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Speaker 7: give me mine because I'm heavy wind, I weigh in.

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Speaker 7: What's the way I say it? Ego shrip, I changed

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Speaker 7: my pitch up.

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Speaker 8: Snack my bitch up.

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Speaker 7: I never did it the flavors being up. But brother

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Speaker 7: ain't gigging it. Get it or else, Joe, I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: when I rolls over, You're gonna have the won up

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Speaker 7: lamp because it's the Chattanooga champ taking.

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Speaker 9: The tray, taking a tray, dragging a tray, dragging the

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Speaker 9: train train trip.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm something like a phenomenon. I'm something like a phenomenon.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm an hour glass cat. Drug it out of

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Speaker 2: jack for cheers. Let's go the phenomenon packed the holes

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Speaker 2: in my morn. The girls and my song were just born.

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Speaker 3: I'm a living phenomenon. Well I'm a better brand because

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Speaker 3: I'm a superman. I'm gonna block with myself.

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Speaker 2: Put a nupier.

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Speaker 9: I got the platinum ruck, So don't even bust because

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Speaker 9: DJ will and he's down with us now. People stop

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Speaker 9: taking my scyllar for what job? Ido sass the frash

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Speaker 9: and put the foot up the hast Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I'm fast like this, make me want to pop something.

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Speaker 1: No champagne two five on me Weed and crack stalk me, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker tried to get a rep off Weed. He's him there,

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Speaker 1: never knows get him off me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the flat guy who took podcast with

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Speaker 2: y'all's Rod and Carrie.

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Speaker 3: And today we have a special.

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Speaker 5: Guest in the house. Uh and some of you might

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Speaker 5: follow him on Twitter already. He's at Chris Lambert l

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Speaker 5: A M B E R T. H uh and he's

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Speaker 5: a comedian and he decided, you know, we asked him

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Speaker 5: to come on the show.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I was just talking to him through g Chat one day.

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Speaker 2: And I was just like, fuck it, man, come on

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Speaker 2: the show. So say what's up to everybody, Chris, what's

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Speaker 2: going on?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? How's it going Dad?

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Speaker 2: The way he was signed, I was wondering if who

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Speaker 2: is that dude.

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Speaker 3: What we call the butler was on there?

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Speaker 5: The butler dude, Oh he's talking to you talking about

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Speaker 5: from the press French shaw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's no proper Yeah said that like a thest Beian. Yes,

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Speaker 2: the man's got I'm.

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Speaker 1: Actual, I'm actually in debt for having a master's in

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Speaker 1: the fine arts.

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Speaker 2: But in acting.

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Speaker 1: So let's you gotta put the youth whenever you can.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be saying if I had that from

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Speaker 5: an acting degree, I would do ship like order.

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Speaker 3: My coffee in the thespian voice, like I'm gonna get

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Speaker 3: my money's work. Fuck that, I'm using this ship for

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Speaker 3: everything to be like draft through let.

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Speaker 2: I would like thow the big mac and that sound.

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Speaker 5: I also like the umongous prize did you have up there,

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Speaker 5: young lady?

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Speaker 2: Sir madam?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be tercter that ship the youth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll definitely.

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Speaker 3: I would definitely be.

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Speaker 5: Like if I was given a presentation, no, like I

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Speaker 5: would definitely at my job when I did my PowerPoint presentation,

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Speaker 5: I would do it really dramatic.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'll put a spotlight on you exactly, exactly,

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Speaker 3: have props in the background. Yeah, just stuff, I'll come out.

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Speaker 3: I will come out with a fucking skull and like

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Speaker 5: things like that. All right, cool, So, uh, this week

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Speaker 5: I was watching TV and I was watching Beyond Scared Straight.

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Speaker 2: I missed there. When that sounds sound like it was

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Speaker 2: the interesting show, Christian.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever h you ever watched that Beyond Stairs over?

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet. I saw I saw your

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Speaker 1: tweets about it. You and a bunch of my friends

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Speaker 3: Yes they were.

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Speaker 2: I'm just it too.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's fucking scary.

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Speaker 5: First of all, they take these kids, you know, all

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Speaker 5: young black minorities whatever kid males was.

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Speaker 2: The first one was.

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Speaker 3: Jug black males.

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Speaker 5: And I had a couple of white dudes in there,

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Speaker 5: but you know they were probably gonn straighten their light bulb,

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Speaker 5: you know, Like I always assume white people are gonna

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Speaker 2: Like that's why.

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Speaker 5: That's why as far as yeah white white, what don't

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Speaker 5: All powers, because like a retarded white man could get

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Speaker 5: Like that's what America's about, man, Like it was kind

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Speaker 5: of So meanwhile, the retarded black man dies in Vietnam,

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Speaker 5: like that's exactly the white dude comes back, it takes

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Speaker 5: You figured that ship out. He's like, I know how

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Speaker 5: claim this shit is a business spentch So anyway, I'm

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Speaker 5: watching Beyond care Strait.

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Speaker 3: And uh, the dudes on there can't like that's scary

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Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to be no part no man's prisons,

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Speaker 3: But the dudes that they have on there aren't that

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Speaker 3: scary in comparison to the other people who can't talk

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Speaker 2: To talk to you. Oh oh that's not good.

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Speaker 5: So as scary as they are, I kept thinking, like,

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Speaker 5: what about the dude they don't trust around the kid?

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Speaker 3: What what about Tyrold?

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Speaker 2: They had opposing the kid pinch up against the wall

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Speaker 2: with the shaking his nicks.

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Speaker 3: They ain't won't h him up, Jill.

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Speaker 5: They was like, no, we had doing solitary confinement last week.

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Speaker 5: The cameras is coming, Nigga cameras is coming.

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Speaker 2: And like, Chris, you ever done that scare for straight

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Speaker 2: when you were a kid or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Well, when I was in twelfth grade, eleventh grade, I

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Speaker 1: Who walked past saw a guy that graduated from our

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need a long list. Oh you can't

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Speaker 3: Niggas the ass rate the end, the end.

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Speaker 3: Yes, one of my persons of favorite, that's a real guy.

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Speaker 1: Like, that's the real thing. I like you and I

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Speaker 5: They kept they kept trying to they kept trying to

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Speaker 5: they raped little boys in here, don't come.

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Speaker 3: In here, they would just be like, man, you know

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Speaker 5: ray ran them up in there right round nobody. Look,

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Speaker 2: I'm making the crystal lil say your ass out of

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Speaker 5: But but okay, here's the thing though, that right, I

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Speaker 2: They would have just did it.

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Speaker 3: Like them niggas behind even dangerous that they won't let

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Speaker 5: Ones who are just like I would Scare them straight.

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Speaker 5: You don't even have to worry about it. He would

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I mean, but even still, like I don't

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Speaker 3: To like it would take five minutes.

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Speaker 5: I would only need one prisoner I get to pick,

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Speaker 5: It's nothing you can do about it. You shouldn't stop

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Speaker 5: you're probably gonna make a choice.

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Speaker 3: Right then?

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Speaker 5: Am I the kind of dude that's gonna ride hard

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Speaker 3: Know, hit the bust a little harder?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, peanut by cups are good, but they're not that good.

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Speaker 2: No, I know that. I know them like ooh, I

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Speaker 2: hear you like giddles. I like to tug color of

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Speaker 3: That won't go well, that won't go well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, the salad rainbow.

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Speaker 3: No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I mean that like, if you should have a tas

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Speaker 2: ship would cut crime down by at least fifty percent.

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Speaker 5: Yes, sir, it's not like I'm not that hungry. I'll

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Speaker 5: go without day. I ain't got to steal.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anyway.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Then they had the chicks on there and they went

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Speaker 3: to the women's prison. And let me tell you, man,

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Speaker 3: those movies I've been watching about women's prison is false advertising.

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Speaker 2: It was nothing like that.

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Speaker 3: Like, I don't Sarah Jay lied to me.

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Speaker 2: They do not.

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Speaker 1: They weren't all oiled up or anything.

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Speaker 3: Tight jump No, that wouldn't happen. And they weren't naked

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Speaker 3: that were, I don't want to see. It was a

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Speaker 3: hard foy. I'm talking about edge up tighter than Mike

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Speaker 3: Thomlin's edge up.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: That's the tightness. Yeah, exactly, man.

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Speaker 2: I was people.

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Speaker 1: You know this Mike Tomlins shape up is new to

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Speaker 1: me because I've always used Juwan Howard as the as

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Speaker 1: And I am not the only one.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a great He did have a great yes,

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: I think in the video game Crush.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Damn, I don't want our first money. I just said

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like eighties.

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Speaker 5: He like for eighty old man. His shrape up is

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Speaker 5: tight man, and he has no great help. Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: think we moved up on the wrong because Tomland is

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Speaker 5: a coach.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can look at him again. I'll google him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And on top of that, he has a swagger

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Speaker 2: that won't quit.

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Speaker 5: Man, It's nothing like seeing him dance. I'm not even

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Speaker 5: still a fan, but I like seeing him dance on.

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Speaker 3: The side now with the clean sade. Oh yes up.

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Speaker 3: It was like, who was it?

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Speaker 2: Somebody said Larryon was on.

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Speaker 5: Twitter and he said, uh, he was like Mike Toland

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Speaker 5: looked like he says nigga a lot.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I like about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you that? Yeah, I did see that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he put into exact words why like Mike, And

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Speaker 2: Thing about him, he's find of fell everybody finding a nigga.

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Speaker 2: There's no white.

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Speaker 3: Black Yes I said that to anybody.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably tall Ben Robert Berry or nigga. After

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Speaker 5: that race, I bet you he's like, come on, nigg

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Speaker 5: can't be doing that.

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Speaker 2: Ship.

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Speaker 3: I think he's starting make me look bad, all right, man.

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Speaker 5: So they go to the women's prison, and of course

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Speaker 5: the women was more scary than the dude. They had

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Speaker 5: one chick named like Diablo, which I think these devil is.

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Speaker 2: Spanish or something.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: She had a tattoo beard.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yes.

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Speaker 3: And I don't mean like tattoo like it looks like hair.

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Speaker 2: I mean her tat on her face were the same.

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Speaker 3: Like it was like a line.

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Speaker 5: It looked almost like those Awaiian tattoos. It was a

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Speaker 5: And she was scary as shit.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yes, even when she was trying to be nice, because

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Speaker 5: like I told you, these are the nice they're actually

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Speaker 5: telling kids good shit.

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Speaker 3: Like they scare you.

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Speaker 5: But then they tell you like man, you don't want

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Speaker 5: to be in here, and they bring in like somebody

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Speaker 5: that you know shouldn't be in prison, Like they brought

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Speaker 5: this little white girl who had got a dui and

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Speaker 3: Oh. So she was in jail for like something like

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Speaker 2: Oh and like you could just like and see that's

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Speaker 2: what I would do.

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Speaker 5: I would bring out one inmate that's a raper, because

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Speaker 5: you need, you know, one of them, one of us that's.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's like heroes. I would I would bring out.

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Speaker 5: I would have them both talk to the kids like,

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Speaker 5: all right, Raper, you go in first.

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Speaker 3: Tell them you know what happened and how you get down?

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Speaker 2: Why you in here?

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Speaker 5: And you know they have a hardcore story like I

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Speaker 5: killed twelve agents or some shit right then you know,

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Speaker 5: and of course I would rape you blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: They leave.

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Speaker 5: Then I bring in the rape and the course, you know,

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Speaker 5: they're like, you know, hey, I what are you in

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Speaker 5: hip for? I was jaywalkin and he'd walk right past

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Speaker 5: the bank they were getting robbed, And now my ask

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Speaker 5: is it here for twenty years? And I get raped

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Speaker 5: on the daily the end?

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, you got.

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Speaker 3: I like freedom, So you go back on the bus.

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Speaker 5: If I could save them so much money, yes, now

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Speaker 5: the show would be short as hell. I don't know

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Speaker 5: how we would do a show with five minutes of

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Speaker 3: But but I would say, those kids live Joe anyway.

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Speaker 2: Oh and you know the worst dude.

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Speaker 3: They do a montage at the end of the show

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Speaker 3: like yeah, so this kid he uh you know he

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Speaker 3: of course he got h in trouble for shoplifting and

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Speaker 3: six months later he is doing well in school or

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Speaker 3: six months later he ran away from home, you know

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Speaker 3: stuff like that. Okay, they should start a betting.

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Speaker 5: Game on betting the kids' futures like I would like to.

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Speaker 5: I would like to put eyes like I looked at

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Speaker 5: them and I was like that nigga is not gonna change.

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Speaker 5: One of the older kids is like, I wasn't even scared.

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Speaker 1: Weren't t I used to have that show right before

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Speaker 1: he went in the first.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he did, and it was really good.

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Speaker 1: It was like he took a kid to funeral home

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Speaker 1: one time. This way's gonna end up and they shook

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Speaker 1: the kid and that kids, it's like an honor roll student.

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Speaker 2: Now damn.

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Speaker 3: Now, hey, Chris, how old are you? Man?

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Speaker 2: If you don't mind me asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty, I'll be I'll be thirty one next month,

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Speaker 1: all right, So.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm I'm thirty one.

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Speaker 5: Offs If you took me to prison today, I would

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Speaker 5: be scared. Even if it was scared straight, even if

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Speaker 5: I knew these niggas would not hurt me and these

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Speaker 5: were the good inmates, that everything was cool.

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Speaker 3: I would probably break down in tears a little bit when.

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Speaker 5: They put you in that little cell and they get

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Speaker 5: chest to chest that you and start talking about, Oh

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Speaker 5: you said you a man, nibby, you bought your fists.

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Speaker 2: Your fist like I probably would.

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Speaker 3: Probably I get it.

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Speaker 1: I would, dude, I probably would because I'm a man,

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Speaker 1: like I like, I'm a man, you know. But it's

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Speaker 1: like I like when sometimes when I come home late

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Speaker 1: night from gigs, like there's a prison right in this

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Speaker 1: town that I live in, and you I, there's no joke, man,

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Speaker 1: It's just I just did when I see a cop,

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Speaker 1: you know, like because they will fully they would pull

450
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: you over in New Jersey. It's it's no joke.

451
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,440
Speaker 3: It's exactly every time you get called over.

452
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 5: I play back the scene for minutester society every time

453
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,639
Speaker 5: I might he might be that cop that just you know,

454
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 5: maybe he.

455
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 3: Had a hard dad work. I don't know, but maybe

456
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 3: he just decide today is the day the parking niggas Yes,

457
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 3: and uh okay ahead No.

458
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say like that, sometimes you find

459
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,920
Speaker 1: yourself talking like a slave like me. I just I'm sorry.

460
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,680
Speaker 1: So I just because you you tried to, like because

461
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: you think like when you talk like we talking now,

462
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,920
Speaker 1: if somebody's white was saying something to me I tell

463
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 1: them like this, and then you know, you get in

464
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: that situation. False. I'm so sorry. I went for Lord,

465
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: I sell Myra.

466
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,400
Speaker 2: I know you just got through fish pick some cotton

467
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 2: out Dren and con't fit them.

468
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 3: I'm just just going my.

469
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 2: Way back to Paul. Can you rolled out?

470
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 3: Can you roll down your window please? Zekiel Saul? Oh, sorry,

471
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 3: my life of registration.

472
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 2: I was wait in the middle of the air, all right, man.

473
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 3: So anyway, they do.

474
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,880
Speaker 5: All this update ship and of course the kids are

475
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 5: you know, some of them become criminals.

476
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 3: And uh, the dude that said he was, oh, here's

477
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 3: another thing they do in each situation.

478
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 2: They set these kids up. And I did like this part.

479
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 5: They set these kids up to think that they pissed

480
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 5: one of the inmates off. So like in the male situation,

481
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 5: what they did was they this one one of the

482
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Speaker 5: prison inmates handed the kid a shank. Oh, and he's

483
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 5: like hold this point you and the kid held it.

484
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 5: And so then like in the middle of them talking

485
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,479
Speaker 5: to the kids, they was like, now every day here

486
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 5: in prison, we gotta get checked to see if we

487
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 5: got any paraphernail.

488
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 3: Y'all on us.

489
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,120
Speaker 5: You know you don't have any privacy, So all y'all

490
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 5: get up now, if your pockets, if your pockets. They

491
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 5: made everybody into their.

492
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 3: Pocket and dude had to shake and they was like

493
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 3: the hell was this and he's like, uh uh, it's

494
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 3: a shank And because because you know, they had showed

495
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 3: them what a shank was, and it was like, who

496
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: gave you this shank?

497
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: Who gave you a shank?

498
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 3: He was like, it's not mom, man, it's not mine.

499
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,239
Speaker 3: And so he points at the dude that gave him

500
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 3: the shank, and the dude just lunges at him from.

501
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 5: Like five to ten feet away, like like he was

502
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 5: gonna fuck him up. And they started holding the dude

503
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 5: back before he can get through him. But and the

504
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 5: kid was clearly scared, Like he was clearly scared. But

505
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 5: at the end of the day when they asked him

506
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 5: about it, he was like, man, I wasn't he scared?

507
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 3: And then they show up mantage to the slow mode

508
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: puttage to him like reeling back from this dude.

509
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was scared. I'm not following off.

510
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: In your eyes all big and U.

511
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 5: With the girls, what they did was one of them

512
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 5: got handed something. I can't remember what she got handed

513
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 5: but she got handed something and they asked like, did

514
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 5: anybody tell you blah blah blah something, and the one

515
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 5: girl was like, yeah, somebody told me blank.

516
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 3: And they was like, well now you were snitching.

517
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 2: Everybody got a left face like like switches in here.

518
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, y'all got said for.

519
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 2: The oki, do you some?

520
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: And how older those kids?

521
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 5: How I think the oldest are like I want to

522
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 5: say fifteen. Don't quote me on that, but I want

523
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 5: to say the oldest you could be in fifteen?

524
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 3: And uh with the girls they had to sing and

525
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's real or not, but why

526
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 3: they called it beyond scared straight? Apparently they get to

527
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 3: decide the inmates get to decide if you can go

528
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 3: home or not, and if not, you get staying there for.

529
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 5: Seventy two hours just two hours now, I don't know.

530
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 5: I was flipping back and forth between the game, so

531
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 5: I don't know if, like, because they did tell some

532
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 5: of them they had to stay. Now, I don't know

533
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 5: if they did those seventy two hours or not, because

534
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 5: when they came, when I flipped back, they were all

535
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 5: like they all appeared to be going home and everything

536
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 5: was straight.

537
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: But I don't know. They imagine that part just to

538
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: scare them too, like, hey, this is what happened.

539
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 3: Your ass can't go home?

540
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I thought they was gonna put them in

541
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 5: there with the nmates for a second, Like, yo, that's

542
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 5: that is some scared straightness for real.

543
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm one hundred percent girl.

544
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: And I'm I'm good and I'm good with Jill.

545
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 3: I think they should change it to Beyonce.

546
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 5: They're gay though, because if you if you tell them

547
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 5: we're gonna rape you, then you you basically saying we

548
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 5: scared you so much.

549
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 3: That you know you will be gay if you come

550
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: in here, don't do this.

551
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 5: We will make you a gay person, not by your choice.

552
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 5: But I guess if they did that, some people might

553
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 5: sign up just in case. You know, whole word that's

554
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 5: gonna go on in now, all right?

555
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: So all right, So on.

556
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 5: Twitter today, man, I had some interactions with some folks

557
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 5: because I was talking about the game. I came home

558
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 5: home at halftime. The Packers are playing the Bears. Package

559
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 5: were up fourteen zero, and I started watching.

560
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 3: Some of the third quarter and I said, oh man,

561
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 3: this this Bears defense is playing pretty good. Like I

562
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 3: don't know, how they scored those first fourteen points.

563
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 5: But you know, the Package been whooping people's asses pretty

564
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 5: pretty routine they have and putting up big numbers, you know,

565
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 5: scoring a lot of points. So I said, man, this

566
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 5: is the best defense I've.

567
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: Seen to get the Packers, you know, in a long time.

568
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 2: You know it's good.

569
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: Deep, I mess you they meet your timeline, didn't. Well not,

570
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 3: it's not day. There's a couple of people that for

571
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 3: some reason, and I noticed this today for some reason,

572
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 3: today was the day I put it all together.

573
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 5: But they've been arguing with arguing with anything I have

574
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 5: to say about sports, like three weeks.

575
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 2: Wow. And it's like, why the fuck do you follow me?

576
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 5: I'm not asking you to follow who followed somebody to

577
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 5: argue with them all the time.

578
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I'm not even gonna say their names. Fuck them.

579
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: I think people people have that that thing that you

580
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: call ecourage when they're sitting behind their computer and they're like,

581
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: fuck you, you know what do you know? You know?

582
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: Like they just they And then when if you meet

583
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: that were to meet that same person in same person

584
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 1: in person, they wouldn't be the same that purpose who

585
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: they are behind their computer. That's just people just getting

586
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: their rocks.

587
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 5: So yeah, And I mean I don't think they were

588
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 5: being too disrespectful. Like I've seen that before when.

589
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: People are like, man, I'll beat your ass.

590
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: Beach as king, You're like, okay, sure, you would say

591
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 3: get off the keys, and you got off them keys. Dude,

592
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 3: you're gonna type type yourself and get a cramp.

593
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 5: But uh, these dudes, I mean, they were just it

594
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 5: wasn't It wasn't that they were being name calling and

595
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 5: ship like that too much.

596
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 3: I was just more like, man, why the fuck do

597
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 3: we talk? And we don't have anything in common?

598
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 2: And you're probably do, but they waste so many time

599
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 2: I baiting and argue with you.

600
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 3: They don't really see what y'all have to come. Yeah,

601
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 3: I don't roll with anyone like that in real life.

602
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: You know, like who do you roll with? That's like, hey,

603
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 2: Chris Man, you want to come kick it Friday night? Oh,

604
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 2: ship man?

605
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: What you got in mind? What do you want to do? Uh,

606
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: let's just roll to the bar for three hours and argue. No,

607
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 3: I'm stay at home for that.

608
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: I not home, but I was staying at home takes argue.

609
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: No, we don't argue here y'all.

610
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

611
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 3: It's no argument in a black.

612
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 5: Eye who Kids house, But uh yeah. So I don't

613
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 5: follow anyone on Twitter that I just want to argue it.

614
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 5: I don't follow celebrities just to argue with them, like

615
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 5: people are like that follow like I follow Glenn back

616
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 5: and I made them block me. Niggas congratulate fuculations. You

617
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 5: wasted a lot of times, like you could have you know,

618
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 5: you could have followed him in the first place.

619
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 3: That's right, you know so, And I don't know people,

620
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 3: somebody hit me up, like Crisylyn was like, this is

621
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 3: what happened when you start getting popular with your podcast.

622
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I didn't.

623
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 3: Ask for that ship though, like I would walking ship

624
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: out of you.

625
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do. I think it's part of the

626
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: a part of what it is like when you start

627
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: getting more popular and the people if they start to

628
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: see that, then they you know, then they turn on

629
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: you or they want to they feel like they can

630
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: take shot at the grown I think that's what it is.

631
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is and something and something

632
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: with that.

633
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 3: That's crazy, man, you know, it's crazy.

634
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 5: If we're constantly having sports conversations and you're constantly asking

635
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 5: me my opinion, and I have never asked you.

636
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: Your opinion on anything. I might not respect your opinion, you.

637
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying, Like, that's a really really.

638
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 3: Good chance I don't give a fuck about you, and

639
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: you're kind of annoying me, like I'm not.

640
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 5: It's like like one of the things that uh and

641
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 5: this is you know, neither here nor there, but one

642
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 5: of the things that conversations I rarely have or just

643
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 5: I don't really acknowledge because when people ask me who

644
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 5: do I think or win a certain game?

645
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 2: Because one I'm watching.

646
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: The game like to like, that's the beauty of boys

647
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: is we don't know shit. We are every reason in

648
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 3: the world to think some shit before it happens, and

649
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 3: then the other thing happens, and then everybody was thinking

650
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: the other ship and we got all.

651
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 5: Kinds of reasons that it did happen, you know. But

652
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 5: I understand that for some people this is just how

653
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 5: they start conversation. That's true, you know, because they just

654
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 5: want to talk about the game.

655
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like if you really have to hit me

656
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: up to ask me every week, who do I think

657
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: or win the game?

658
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 5: And I know that you're only a waiting on my

659
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 5: answer because you want to argue with me if you

660
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 5: don't agree. Man, miss me with that bullshit.

661
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: I don't care them.

662
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: That's kind is kind of perductive because Twitter is just

663
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: to me, like I'm I'm being a comedian and just

664
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: a regular dude of Like, it's a lot of different things.

665
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: You you have a chance to interact with people that

666
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: you that you would like to you can, you can

667
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: you can talk to certain people that you want to,

668
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: people to have shared interest, people that can help you

669
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Speaker 1: out with different things, like the way we met on Twitter,

670
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: the way you know, you interact with like Pomona Jones

671
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: on his show and things like that. It's real cool,

672
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: and I think it shouldn't It shouldn't be I'm I'm

673
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: my soapbuch right now. It shouldn't be like, it shouldn't

674
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: be hate guy, like it's so on.

675
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: And the good thing about the block button is I

676
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 2: don't have to deal with that, And like, I don't

677
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: I don't get.

678
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 5: This, And maybe I admit I might not have the

679
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 5: sensitivity gene that most people are born with.

680
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the truth.

681
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I don't get this whole you

682
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 5: need to respect my opinion bullshit, because I don't really

683
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 5: require anyone respect my opinion.

684
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 3: And honestly, if you don't respect my opinion, why the

685
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 3: fucking you argue with me all the time? I don't

686
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: ever argue with anything these dudes say because I.

687
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck about them.

688
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: Like if life is general, I would not walk, wake up,

689
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: and go.

690
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: I cannot believe this, dude.

691
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 3: The Eagles can't win. This is bullshit. Now, they can't

692
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: win tomorrow when they play the game. Until I get this.

693
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 5: Dude to admit they can win, they are going to lose,

694
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 5: Like I don't give a fuck man, So and anytime

695
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 5: I have to treat your opinion like it's a joke,

696
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 5: because I do that a lot, like instead of like

697
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 5: really try to delve into people's opinions and get like

698
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 5: why they think that shit. I will treat people that

699
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 5: I think are stupid like they're constantly making a joke, like.

700
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: I would lie.

701
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: I notice it. I do it in real life all

702
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: the time, and I noticed it when I was reading

703
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 3: through tweets today.

704
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: I would just reply back like lol, And I do

705
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: that in real life all the time.

706
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: When somebody will come up to me and be like.

707
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: Jesus man, Obama.

708
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: Needs all he can to lower these taxis.

709
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: Or something like that, and I just go, yeah, man,

710
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: trap they want to trap you in something like I was.

711
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: I was talking to some guys. I was talking with

712
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: some comics, trying to talk. I was the only black

713
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: comic there, and like they were talking about Obama and

714
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Mexicans and they wanted to They thought they were going

715
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: to get a rise out of me. That's fine, uh,

716
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: you know, and these Mexicans they're taking these jobs and

717
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: they're always they're always in Sam's Club, Like you just

718
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: don't like Mexicans, just don't like them. They were really,

719
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: what jobs are they taking? To me?

720
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 3: It's funny because like it's funny to me because when

721
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 3: I laugh at you and you're not making a joke

722
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: that should probably be in talking.

723
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:58,959
Speaker 5: Like that, who does exactly? They're so nupid, they literally

724
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 5: are just like they will keep.

725
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: Replying to l O L.

726
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 5: They reply to l O L on Twitter, they reply

727
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 5: to that in real life, just like dummy's doing real life.

728
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: When you're just like, you know, ha ha haa, like

729
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: oh you know, Tom Brady's not that good and I'm

730
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 3: gonna and then they will reply to that.

731
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 2: That was the end for me, right, I laughed at you.

732
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: Right, just nothing, mother funster dicun man.

733
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: Because it's almost like it's almost like a try for

734
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: health because they don't know, like they want, they like you,

735
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: but they want they want to engage in a conversation,

736
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: but they don't know how to do it exactly. Man,

737
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: you know, how do you feel? I don't think Tom

738
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: Brady's that good?

739
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 3: What do you think?

740
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

741
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 5: Or like one dude told me, because I'm not a

742
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 5: dude that likes to argue over sports like that, Like

743
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 5: I'll disagree and.

744
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: I'll make dope about it, but I'm ready to move

745
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 3: to the next subject.

746
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: You know, we don't we're not gonna agree.

747
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 3: That's sports. But this one dude was telling me how

748
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: Haydon Man has been a choker his whole life.

749
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

750
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: All right, cool.

751
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: I don't really give a fuck, but that's cool. Think that.

752
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: So the dude says that he loses a game this

753
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: year in.

754
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 3: The playoffs, and he played a right but he played great?

755
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 3: Did he played terrible?

756
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: He played all right? And I was like, well, I

757
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 2: wouldn't I wouldn't rack this up as a choke job.

758
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: I'd just be like he lost you know, Like that's right,

759
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 2: he didn't. He didn't do anything to.

760
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: Acquit himself with that label. If you think he's a choker.

761
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 5: But at the same time, he he didn't really add

762
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 5: to it by like going out and playing a shitty game.

763
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: True. And so this dude is like hitting me up

764
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 3: telling me, like, man, he's been a choking I got

765
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 3: stats to go back ten years, and I had this

766
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,959
Speaker 3: argument with my nephews for the last ten years.

767
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude who argues with their family for ten years?

768
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, like, do you get invited to Thanksgiving?

769
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: Nigga? I wouldn't want you to argue over the turkey.

770
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 5: I most like this shit, I've been arguing with you

771
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 5: as a ten years about the type of knight.

772
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: You Just that makes no sense a man, not about

773
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: the will or what grandmother's ring, just about Payton Manning.

774
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: How small is your life?

775
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

776
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 5: What are you?

777
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: Like?

778
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: What does that dude do in normal life? Like what's

779
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 3: like if that's an argument that he's willing to have

780
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: for ten years? Like what is what about important ship

781
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 3: in his life? Like what is he really looking at

782
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: it on a daily basis of just being like I

783
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 3: will argue this ship to the death.

784
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 5: You don't argue about important ship because he got his

785
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 5: mind occupied with nonsense.

786
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a good point. Nah, I'm

787
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: not go ahead, I wasn't gonna think like.

788
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: That just made me think about like people at work.

789
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I have a nine to five job and

790
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: a lot of people were getting laid off at my job.

791
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 1: And uh, previously, like we used to have like Christmas

792
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: parties about the big we used to have when we

793
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: used to be in New York City. We used to

794
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: have a big party at like one of these concert

795
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: things and stuff. It was great. Now we moved to

796
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: the suburbs. There's a company trying to save money and

797
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: they had us launching for us. Last year, it was good.

798
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: It was pretty food. You know, people still complain this

799
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: year times was a little rougher. The company says, you know, okay,

800
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna give everybody lunch and buy like

801
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: sandwiches and cookies and drinks. And people were like pissed

802
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: off about that, and they're like how come this is?

803
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: I was like, look, you are lucky to have a job.

804
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: They laid off fifty sixty people from this company. If

805
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: they why are you complaining about free sandwiches?

806
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 4: You know?

807
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: And the first and the first and the first thing

808
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 1: is they you know, those same people were the same

809
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: one getting second, third and four from them savages. Yeah,

810
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: you know it just so it's it just baffles my mind.

811
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: Like I don't trying to be funny, but it is.

812
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: It's like, like, how small is your life that you

813
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: are really upset about these sandies, these cold cuts? Yeah?

814
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 5: Man, you're right dude. And it's like, how did this

815
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 5: dude follow me on Twitter? Like he's obviously is the

816
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 5: kind of dude that argues over stealies, So like what

817
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 5: about what about me made him want to follow me

818
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 5: over Twitter?

819
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 3: Like what did he read of mind that he was?

820
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: Like?

821
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 2: That's funny.

822
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 3: I would like to grash him.

823
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: He's so funny. I would like to constantly.

824
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 3: Annoy the shit out of him until he blocks me. Yeah.

825
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 5: Quite f I think some people's live like that, Like

826
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 5: you call him trolls, Yeah, they're definitely.

827
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

828
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: I think some people actually just go.

829
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 5: Around and harassed and I don't know if they got

830
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 5: a trumpy wall or or mark stay mark.

831
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: On that on they wall in jail where.

832
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 5: Every time they get blocked they make a little notch

833
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 5: in it, but they get excited when they get blocked.

834
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.

835
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 5: So I saw a commercial today for Windows has a phone,

836
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 5: which I with Windows reputation, I don't know if they

837
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 5: should be coming out with a phone. But I mean,

838
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that the Windows doesn't for me. But

839
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 5: there's a lot of people that don't like Microsoft and

840
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 5: Windows products in general.

841
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 3: But you know, they work fine for me.

842
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 5: But the model of this phone is mato is they

843
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 5: want you to get in and get out of the

844
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 5: phone in a few seconds so you can deal with

845
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 5: your life.

846
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, okay, I've seen them commercial ship. Now

847
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 3: here's the thing, the one that means they definitely don't

848
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: have aggie birds.

849
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 2: So I don't appreciate that ship. The second thing is like,

850
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: is that really anybody's problem they have with their phone?

851
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: You?

852
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 3: No, Like that sounds boring as shit. I like my

853
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 3: phone that does a bunch of shit that.

854
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: I don't really need, but I like to do true right,

855
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: if you get in and out?

856
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, bad, I'm sorry.

857
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just gonna say, like sometimes people used

858
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: the phone to avoid life. Yeah, you see it all

859
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: the time as parties or somewhere at the bar. You

860
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: don't have to talk to some my arms on my phone.

861
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm on a really important game of

862
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 5: angry Birds. You know, I gotta I really have to

863
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 5: finish this word with friends puzzle before.

864
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: I can talk to you ugly ladies.

865
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 5: And we use it all the time, like people use

866
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 5: it during mundane things like you know, if I want

867
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 5: to use the bathroom, nobody really wants to be one hundred.

868
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 3: Percent conscious for the totality of them taking a number two.

869
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 5: So of course they're gonna pull that phone out and

870
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 5: see if they can finish that really hard level of

871
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 5: angry Birds or whatever.

872
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 2: You know, you you do it, you know at the

873
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 2: doctor's office.

874
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 3: You know, during sex, you know, might pull it out

875
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 3: to be like this is the worst sex I ever had.

876
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can check out Twitter and

877
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 3: see what people are doing, maybe this is more interesting

878
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: than his. Yeah, somebody retweeted the podcast.

879
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: I don't never mind, just just keep blowing me anyway, man.

880
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 2: I just think that that's a dumb advertisement.

881
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 5: If anything, you should be telling me how often your

882
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 5: phone is and how it's going to take up all

883
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 5: my time all the time because I can't stop. Yeah,

884
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 5: and if that that, but if you want to get

885
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 5: in it out, just say your phone rings intakes on it.

886
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 3: My phone is supposed to be entertainment system.

887
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: Get away in line. Yes, yes, my phone is supposed

888
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 2: to entertain me.

889
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 3: I can watch.

890
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: Movies, videos, DVDs, downloads.

891
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 3: Netflix, everything, but my phone.

892
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 5: If I'm supposed to get on with life, screw your patch.

893
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: What kind of phone you got, man?

894
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 3: You you aking like the iPhone, the BlackBerry or well whatever,

895
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 3: I don't.

896
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: Know they got it. Now. I got a BlackBerry Torch

897
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: and I just got it. I re renewed my contract

898
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: and the guy gave it to me for freeze. So

899
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Like I like the I'm afraid of

900
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: the iPhone because I try to type on there and

901
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: it's just it's not for me and it's a little

902
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: too often. But I like BlackBerry. I have BlackBerry for

903
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,439
Speaker 1: about politics kids. Now it's cool.

904
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah all right?

905
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 5: Well see, like I don't get into the versus ship

906
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 5: like BlackBerry versus iPhone, Jorde versus such and suching you

907
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 5: like your phone, you like the phone, Like I don't

908
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 5: pay the rep A team.

909
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, I'm not, No, I'm

910
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: not gonna pay. I can see if they were paying me,

911
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna pay you.

912
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 2: So I could be like team iPhone bitch, like no, no, no.

913
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,479
Speaker 5: If APN starts sponsoring, then we could talk about side.

914
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

915
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 3: Right, so like when you now you're in New York.

916
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I live in New Jersey and uh I

917
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: do stand up in New York and Jersey all of

918
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: that stuff.

919
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so all right, do you ever try acting? Like

920
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 3: you ever tried out for acting parts or when you see,

921
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 3: you know, like casting college, you ever tried to go

922
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 3: to any of those?

923
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: Well not since I've been here, Like I've set my

924
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: stuff out and you know, it's that's a whole nother

925
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: ball of wax. But I haven't gotten to that yet.

926
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: But when I used to live in Chicago, when I

927
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: was training, when I got my NFA, when I was

928
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: working on that, and I did go on a lot

929
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: of auditions. I was fortunate enough to audition for Tyler

930
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: Perry Films, and I'm making air quotes.

931
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 10: You can't see that.

932
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: I saw it in my brain.

933
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: Apparently, I wasn't good enough to tell Angela Bassett that

934
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,959
Speaker 1: they closed down the plant, so I didn't get that part.

935
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: I think I was reading it. I read it to

936
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: like two actors. I was like, they have closed down

937
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: the shop Angelo fast the New Life is like, that's

938
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: too much, Okay, go ahead?

939
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 2: Did you ever like try out for like?

940
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 5: Because I've been seeing this a lot lately. I watched

941
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 5: the show called The Cake. It's terrible, don't watch it.

942
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: But I do.

943
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 3: So I was watching The Cake and I was thinking,

944
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: it's cool that we have racial progress, but I wonder

945
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 3: if it's fucking up jobs for black actions.

946
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 5: Because the one reliable job you could count on in

947
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 5: old you know, old school TV was being a black

948
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 5: stick up man or you know, black scary dude who's

949
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 5: about to rob the store.

950
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: You know that dude.

951
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 5: And now since Obama and everything PC, I saw a

952
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 5: white dude and an Asian who.

953
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: Both spoke perfect English.

954
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 3: Robbing a store in the Cape like they were the criminals.

955
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 3: And they both looked like they both looked.

956
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 5: Like they were about to rob the store and they

957
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 5: gonna put on their kakis and go back to their

958
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 5: guest job.

959
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 3: And I was I was thinking like what the fuck

960
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 3: DoD black actors have left?

961
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: It's really weird. It's like a lot of all it

962
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: is is like it's mainly like politary now and like

963
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: he's like I can respect his hustle, but but at

964
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: what point does it come where like you're not really

965
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: you're not really moving along the You're not I don't

966
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: see that as carrying on the tradition. I see like

967
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: it's just I don't want to say, oh, he's send

968
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: us back.

969
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 3: It just it's not.

970
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Where I want to go with that. It's just not good.

971
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: Like I watch for Colored Girls with my dad on

972
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: like Christmas Day, and that was the worst decision we

973
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: ever made. That really made me hate, Like it made

974
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: me hate myself. It made me hate my like my

975
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: black skin. And I felt like I wanted to like

976
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: jump in a tub of bleach and just like it's

977
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: just horrible, Like it's just like it just made black

978
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: men so like I just so bad.

979
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 5: It's like.

980
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: Na Khalil Kane, dude, the dude that were being Juice,

981
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: the dude who was this dude that got Raheem that

982
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: got killed in Juice. Yeah, I haven't seen him probably

983
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: set that movie or since he played Tiger Woods. He's

984
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: back in that, and he was in Colored Girls and

985
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: he waited somebody. I'm just like, oh God, you come

986
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: back and you're raping somebody.

987
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 3: Now, well, that's amazing that Tyler Perry had a light

988
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 3: skinned dude do the rape.

989
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a little different.

990
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: And it was just like Tyler Perry, I don't know

991
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: when you say things about him, it's just you know,

992
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: like why can't why can't there see other stories? And

993
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 1: like there was this really good movie and I don't

994
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: it's a really good movie called Medicine for Melancholy that

995
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: came out I think last year and I think it

996
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: was from the O eight. But it was just a

997
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: good a good movie about a hole that had this

998
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: one night band and the black couple had one night

999
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: stand and they spend the rest of the day trying

1000
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: to get to know each other. And it takes place

1001
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: in San Francisco and they're trying to, you know, trying

1002
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: to forge our relationship. You don't know whatever you see

1003
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: what happens at the end, but just a good story.

1004
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: There's nothing, nothing overly dramatic, and it's just like a

1005
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: meditation on wage like all these different things. And I'm

1006
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: being a real nerd right now, but I just think

1007
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: there's more. There's more movies out there, and there's more

1008
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: stories to be told, just other than what politary is

1009
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: putting out there.

1010
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like.

1011
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 5: Now when you move from Chicago to New York, like

1012
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 5: do you have do you have a wife, you have

1013
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 5: a girlfriend?

1014
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 2: Anything like that?

1015
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm single, ladies, AND's uth. Yeah, I'm a single dude,

1016
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: like when I when I was living in Chicago, Like,

1017
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: I've dated a lot and I'm thinking a few girls

1018
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: since I've been here. But it's just kind of hard

1019
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: now because it's like you, you look you're trying to

1020
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: find somebody, and it's just like you, I don't know,

1021
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to find somebody, but it's like how

1022
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: much are you willing to really open yourself up to

1023
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: somebody that's just gonna Do you think it's gonna like

1024
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: stop on your heart? I guess I don't know.

1025
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 5: So do you do you introduce yourself to chicks with

1026
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 5: the comedian title or your day job title?

1027
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 2: Oh?

1028
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: Well, I tell him, I tell him I have a

1029
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: I have a nine to five and I'm I'm a

1030
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: comedian also, and uh, oh cool. You know, it just

1031
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: depends like it just depends on the situation how it

1032
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: comes up. But when I meet women, I don't say, hey,

1033
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian, what's up?

1034
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 2: Do you ever have the girls that said that, They

1035
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: go look maybe that you know, they like.

1036
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was at a party last night actually, and uh,

1037
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: girls like, oh, you're a comedian, may tell me a joke.

1038
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: They're like dance monkey dance.

1039
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 3: Like what who are the comedians like that?

1040
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: Like there's not many, Like Conwardy's not really like that anymore.

1041
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: Or dudes like tell me.

1042
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 5: A joke, and it's like, you know, uh, two musclms

1043
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 5: walk into a bar boom, but whatever the fuck, Like

1044
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 5: nobody's those jokes on hands and none of that and

1045
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 5: be like you ain't paying so you don't get.

1046
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: Jokes for free?

1047
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, like tell me, like, tell me a joke. No,

1048
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 5: it's gonna start with you know, Okay, Well I was watching.

1049
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: Such and such and you know, I was tired, and

1050
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: it's like a.

1051
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: Story because they're the jokes are more story like now

1052
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 3: they're not boom boom.

1053
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 11: You know.

1054
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you got some guys that are that bet

1055
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: do one liners and everything like that. Twitter is a

1056
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: good way to get people's Uh they're one liners of

1057
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,439
Speaker 1: their thoughts and they jokes. But my style isn't really

1058
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know if you listen to any

1059
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: of my stuff, but yeah, we have often like premises

1060
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: or we talk about Facebook to really talk about something else,

1061
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 1: Like I talked about Facebook. They talk about a girl

1062
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: that I liked and how it made me feel and

1063
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: different things like that. But it just it just depends

1064
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: on the style of personal God, I don't, yeah, like

1065
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: it's hard. I think that's hard because look, you don't

1066
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: ask the doctor to do surgeries.

1067
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 5: Now those are real. Uh Now your jokes are they

1068
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: coming from like real things that happen? Are you just like,

1069
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 5: you know, let me put this here because it's funny,

1070
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 5: or this is just like, you know, like the joke

1071
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 5: he had about you know, watching that movie you a

1072
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 5: shot a buff and and crying and then calling your pops, Like,

1073
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 5: is that real or is that just like you know,

1074
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 5: a combination of different jokes.

1075
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: I think it is. It is grounded in reality. Like

1076
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: it's grounded in reality to this point where like my

1077
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: dad and my dad and I do have a very

1078
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: good relationship that he always like kind of prods me

1079
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: every now and then about oh, you could have played football,

1080
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: played football, you were there, that you would did that, X,

1081
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: Y and Z, And like I had this joke about

1082
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: like the iPhone, Like the iPhone you can download all

1083
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: these apps, but I wish I had an app too

1084
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: that you can get so my father would stop presenting

1085
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: me from not playing football. And because like my dad

1086
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,399
Speaker 1: will call me up and they'll stay like, hey, Chris,

1087
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: what are you doing. Oh, I'm just hanging out playing Madden.

1088
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: Oh well, you could have been in that game, and

1089
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,479
Speaker 1: I could have had an esclade, you know. Like that's

1090
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: like that's like, you know, like really, you know, that's

1091
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: how it is. It's just like grounding in a form

1092
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: of reality. But the Shilah Buck thing, Like I did

1093
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: see that movie. It was very moving and it did

1094
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: make me think about my dad, like because it's like,

1095
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: you know, you got this kid who's got this dream

1096
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: and that's all he's ever wanted to do and he

1097
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: accomplished because it's the first guy, it's the first amateur

1098
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,959
Speaker 1: to ever win the US Open, and he's de beat

1099
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: all these you know, major guys and he was just

1100
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 1: the county and That's that's why I always necessai Shilah

1101
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: Buff that I like that dude like I enjoy I

1102
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: enjoy his work.

1103
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Shylah Buff too, man, But some of

1104
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 3: his movies, man, I he uh they Aindiana Jones. Man,

1105
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened to It ain't his fault.

1106
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: But you can't put that kind of evil on Shine man.

1107
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: That wasn't.

1108
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's his fall.

1109
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, like I can't see everything he's in.

1110
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 5: I gotta start judging better because for a while, I

1111
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 5: was just seeing anything with Shila Buff like like, I

1112
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 5: was like, fucking man, Indiana.

1113
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 3: Jones, that Eagle Eye movie.

1114
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 2: Uh, I was in. But then I saw I saw.

1115
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 5: Indiana Jones, and I learned because the next movie I

1116
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 5: saw for him was Wall Street Money Over the Poleets,

1117
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 5: And I said, bus din't.

1118
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw that recently.

1119
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was right.

1120
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: It was like Wall Street Money never sleeps. It doesn't

1121
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: have to sleep out of a stone because it's not

1122
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: a person. I heard.

1123
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 5: I heard they named that that because they couldn't make

1124
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 5: it a sequel because Michael Douglass's ex wife had something

1125
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 5: in their Uh divorced settlement where she reaped half of

1126
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 5: the money off of anything he does that is based, uh,

1127
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 5: basically a sequel of any movie he did while they

1128
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,919
Speaker 5: were together. That's why they named it that weird ass

1129
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 5: name so they could be like, it's not really technically

1130
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 5: a sequel.

1131
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 6: She's still going for half, I bet oh yeah, yeah,

1132
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 6: that movie was okay, But I think one of my

1133
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 6: favorites was the greatest game ever played of his and

1134
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 6: then disturb Via.

1135
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. Disturbia was a good click. Well.

1136
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 5: Ironically, my favorite Charla buff movie is Transformers, and I

1137
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 5: love transform What can I say?

1138
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: That's dude, that's the most racist Lewis franchise ever in

1139
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: the twenty first century.

1140
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 3: The second one is racist, overtly racist.

1141
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know they killed they killed Eddie Winslow

1142
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: was the first one out.

1143
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Eddie Winslow dies and everything he's in like feelings.

1144
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 5: I knew that was voiced by Eddie Winslow, I said,

1145
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 5: he did. I don't even know that real, dame. No,

1146
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 5: they let they let Tyree's.

1147
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: Live, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I knew.

1148
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought, like the best thing for those movies

1149
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: is making Fox for me, but now she she got

1150
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: too skinny.

1151
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, they about to they about to get rid of

1152
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 5: her anyway. And yo on the real though, that Jazz

1153
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 5: Transformer was so racist and like Mom's the.

1154
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: Only one that danced, Like he danced all of his

1155
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: dialogue over there. I'm like, really, why did you have

1156
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: to say that, you know, and like he he was

1157
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: the only one to die. He was the only Transformer

1158
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: to die, and he was like the first one to

1159
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: attack Megatron and like you remember that, like when Megatron

1160
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: busted out of the little the canyon or whatever, and

1161
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: Jazz was the first one. He was like, you want

1162
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: a piece of me, Mega Tron and like Megatron just

1163
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: grabs them with one and many says I want two

1164
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: Nigga Robots.

1165
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 5: I like how Jazz was speaking in hip hop playing

1166
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 5: the whole time. All the other ones except Bumma Bee

1167
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 5: Tops did English, but all.

1168
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: Of them sounded like they went to like Princeton and Harvard.

1169
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: They were like stree, I don't have for sake in

1170
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: the decept the call received you you know, like really,

1171
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: it's like did I need to bring up the source

1172
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: to this movie or.

1173
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: You know, like Jazz was just like what's popping my niggas?

1174
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: Like he.

1175
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 5: He also called him his niggas. I know, I knew

1176
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 5: it when it happened. Do you think you think Gas

1177
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 5: had to do Juggie?

1178
00:54:59,520 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1179
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 5: Well the more racist part I had the extended DVD

1180
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 5: and the real fuck that party they don't show in

1181
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 5: the movie is like they show extra deleted scenes where

1182
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 5: Jazz was getting called from creditors because he was behind

1183
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 5: on his bills, and then I put that out there

1184
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 5: was you know, and then.

1185
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 2: There was another part where it was just there was

1186
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: another part where there was.

1187
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 5: Just like public transportation bus and it was a white

1188
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 5: transformer and it transformed into this.

1189
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: Real fat, white female transformer.

1190
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 5: And Jazz was trying to holler at him, and I

1191
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 5: was like, see Michael bay is on some bullshit man.

1192
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 5: Yes see anyway, man, uh my last random side, man,

1193
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 5: I don't I'm not really a heavy beer drinker.

1194
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 3: Uh So, I don't know, Chris, you drink. I know

1195
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 3: Comedian is either typically drink all the time or never

1196
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 3: drink what you use.

1197
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: I think if I had to have ad it would

1198
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: be like pizza and cheeseburgers. I'm not like a drinker

1199
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: per se, Like every now and then I'll have one.

1200
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 2: All right.

1201
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 5: Well, you know, if you get too famous or too

1202
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 5: good this, you're gonna either have an alcoholic or recovering

1203
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 5: alcoholicist would be like, you.

1204
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: Know, it's just like Christmas that McDonald's you.

1205
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 11: Know, you know, like.

1206
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: Too much sonic, you know, like because I wouldn't. I'm

1207
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,280
Speaker 1: not that like I don't know like I'm not that flashy.

1208
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like pretty pretty boring. Like if I ever

1209
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: like made it or got famous, I'd be like like

1210
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,879
Speaker 1: I'd be going to targets the Target all the time

1211
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: they got Ocean spray products or on sales. Uh.

1212
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 5: If you if you eat too much McDonald's and you

1213
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 5: get fat, that you're gonna get a drug problem, dude,

1214
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 5: because that's how all the good, funny fat comedians go out.

1215
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: Man.

1216
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 5: That's I'm waiting on that kid, Rappie or whatever. I'm

1217
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 5: waiting on him to pop up on Prinson meth or something.

1218
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, he's doing too good.

1219
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 3: He's doing too well.

1220
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 2: Fat community is do not fucking make it.

1221
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 1: Man.

1222
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'll think about beer because I had I

1223
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 3: was drinking one and is it me or is the

1224
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 3: the kind of cap that you have to.

1225
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 5: Take off with a beer bottle opener? Is that just

1226
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 5: something they do to separate class of beer?

1227
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Because I don't what kind did you drinking?

1228
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: It was?

1229
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: This was a.

1230
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 5: Magic hat, Vinyl ladder and Lodgers upside down for some

1231
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 5: reason spring seasonal, Uh, I.

1232
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 3: Guess the spring seasonal flavor or whatever the fuck? And

1233
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: uh I needed a bottle opener. But when I fought like, uh,

1234
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 3: you know, Miller got damn sixty four.

1235
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 2: Uh, it's just you know, regular twist off, I think

1236
00:57:58,840 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: they do do that.

1237
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 5: So I think they do do that to separate beer

1238
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 5: in class. They feel like, if you have some class,

1239
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 5: you will not use your hands on your teeth to.

1240
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 3: Open up bottles.

1241
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,439
Speaker 2: Maybe that's just me, I guess maybe.

1242
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 3: And I'm terrible with the bottle openers. One time we

1243
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 3: was at one of Roger's friend's.

1244
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: House and Roger told me to here's a beer, open

1245
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 2: it for me.

1246
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 5: And they had happened to have a bottle opener on

1247
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 5: the refrigerator as a magnet, and I didn't know how

1248
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 5: to properly use it. And when I lifted up, I

1249
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 5: took the beer in the bottle, opening both off and

1250
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 5: nothing opened.

1251
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 2: So this is why I don't drink beer, damn it,

1252
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 2: God be done. You know I can't take it. I

1253
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: was like, no, I can't get in the inside of it.

1254
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 3: I think you don't drink beer because you don't like

1255
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 3: the taste, does it? It's terrible? Yeah, you don't got

1256
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 3: to lie, you know.

1257
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: It's an acquired taste, like I'll have some occasionally when

1258
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm out to try to sit in the people be cool.

1259
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 3: But yeah, I like drinking sweet shit, which apparently I

1260
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 3: didn't feel it's out, so I started drinking with my

1261
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 3: white friends.

1262
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: Not cool.

1263
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: Apparently that is not cool. If you had pop quiz

1264
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: and you had cool checked unchecked, that shit, that's just notmitent.

1265
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 3: I'm uncool, damn it, because beer is nasty and shit,

1266
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 3: and I will be uncool and all. It's different for women.

1267
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:18,919
Speaker 2: It's different for women.

1268
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, most chicks I find that drink beer,

1269
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 5: like when they're watching the game.

1270
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 2: Joint shit. They just posing like they just they just

1271
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 2: pose it.

1272
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 3: They just want you to be like, ooh, single chick

1273
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 3: that watches the game, she's perfect. No, yeah, you're know hot,

1274
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 3: wearing at Tom Brady jersey or whoever just won the

1275
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 3: Super Bowl.

1276
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 5: You know, I'd rather drink of Tom Collins and be happy.

1277
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 2: Oh well, I was gonna say.

1278
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 3: I didn't figure that out until later.

1279
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 5: But if you have a drink of choice, even if

1280
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 5: it's sweet but it has a name, it's not as bad.

1281
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 3: So like when I order Tom Collins, the most I'll

1282
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 3: get asked is like, what's it that?

1283
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 2: Okay?

1284
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 5: And as long as they don't bring me any fruit

1285
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 5: on top of my time college, which I hate.

1286
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 3: As long as they don't do that, I'm straightened. I

1287
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 3: want chopping the lines and the Lemons in trouble. Yeah.

1288
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 3: And then it's like, are you drinking like a bench again?

1289
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: Yo?

1290
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: That's You're exactly right because I don't really drink that much.

1291
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: Like I probably started drinking like like after college. Actually,

1292
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: like one of my boys came to visit me in Chicago.

1293
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: It was him and this girl and me who were

1294
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: hanging out, and he ordered Ameretta Sooples for all of them,

1295
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: and I had never had one before, and I was like, oh,

1296
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: this is really good. I like it, and it's it's

1297
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: a sweet drink, and a couple of I would get

1298
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: it like all the time. And then like one time

1299
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: I heard somebody on TV say like, if you drinking

1300
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: an ameretta flower, you're gay. And I was like, oh no,

1301
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: but it's so good. I never had an ameretta, so

1302
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: I haven't had one in like seven years.

1303
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 5: And and I feel like, you know, y'all, let him

1304
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 5: run you away. You know, it's crazy because drinking is

1305
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 5: about fear pressure. Even now, I will say this though,

1306
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 5: and this is this is weird.

1307
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 3: But the first time I drank a beer, I hated it.

1308
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 3: You know, second time, et cetera.

1309
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 2: But then just one day, I don't know when the

1310
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 2: fuck this happened.

1311
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 3: I was just sitting in the house and I wanted

1312
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: a beer.

1313
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 2: And that's how they get you. I don't know how

1314
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 2: to fuck that happens. I don't know.

1315
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 3: There was no switch. It wasn't like a magical sign.

1316
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 2: It ain't sprinkle a little bit of cracking the beer,

1317
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 2: don't you nobody.

1318
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I had I had a thirst

1319
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 5: that only beer could quench. And it's not cracking this

1320
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 5: beer because that you're thinking about Cod forty five. They

1321
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 5: only pushed time cracking mout liquor. Okay, yeah, that's what

1322
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 5: goes to the black community. Beer crack in chicken goose yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.

1323
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 5: And I've had the same thing when somebody was like, like,

1324
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 5: I used to drink. This is funny now that I

1325
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 5: know all this ship, but I would drink smirnof. You know,

1326
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 5: I'm getting the house and ship, you know, I ain't

1327
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 5: got to impress nobody to crib drink me a couple

1328
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 5: of smearing off or whatever watch the game.

1329
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 2: And I never told anybody. I just drank them. And

1330
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 2: I didn't tell anybody like it was a secret.

1331
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 3: I just didn't know that it was a thing, you know.

1332
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 5: So I'm drinking from fucking Smearingoff and we go out

1333
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 5: to the bar and I'm like, they're like, I buy

1334
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 5: everybody around, man, what are y'all drinking?

1335
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't know. I don't really drink,

1336
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 3: you know, like, well anything, man, you tell me. I

1337
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 3: was like, well, I guess smearingof.

1338
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, you're fucking fag gage day

1339
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: and ship. I'm not buying that bullshit. And I'm like, oh,

1340
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 2: I took the dick out of my mouth.

1341
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 3: I was like, well, look, I'm not gay. I won't beres.

1342
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 2: I did not know.

1343
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like you you feel like you know

1344
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: you know that you're secure in your manhood, but stil

1345
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: sometimes like, really, I shouldn't be drinking this is game.

1346
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 5: Yes, I felt bad man so and now like I

1347
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 5: can't even go to the store and by it because

1348
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 5: then I feel like the cashier is gonna look at

1349
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 5: me and less cares with me. The cashier looking like

1350
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 5: hmm cranberry smear. Now, huh, you gotta your girl.

1351
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 3: You're trying to get drunk, sir, what are you doing?

1352
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 2: Have a feet over there.

1353
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. I had the same experience, but it's

1354
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: not with alcohol. It's it's with watermelon juice. Have you

1355
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: guys ever heard of that? No?

1356
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 2: Wait, I like what I might have explain what it is.

1357
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: Pers Dog recently came out with this watermelon juice. It's

1358
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:40,439
Speaker 1: like fruit sensation. And I saw this for the first time,

1359
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: like at Target, and I was like, oh my god,

1360
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: watermelon juice. And I was like, how am I going

1361
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: to get this out of the store without disgracing my race?

1362
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, it's just like it was.

1363
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: It was just like, like, really, am I like stating

1364
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: the race for doing this? You know? Every time if

1365
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 1: I take a stip. Is that equal? You know? Does

1366
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: that make Rosa parks grow ghost cry? Because I'm drinking

1367
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: this watermelon juice and you know it's good though, it's

1368
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: really good, like I think it's I think it's pretty good.

1369
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 5: I say no, as long as when you sip you're

1370
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 5: not spitting out watermen the seeds, you're good.

1371
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know there's no season then okay, Yeah, I

1372
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: think it kind of.

1373
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 2: Tastes like a like a now, lady, why take the

1374
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 2: best good?

1375
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 3: Why is the ship that taste the best? I always

1376
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 3: got to be the most racist, like orange and grape soda,

1377
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 3: red kool aid chicken, like, leave the good ship, please,

1378
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 3: God damn.

1379
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: You know one thing like I went to a predominantly

1380
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: white school and uh, I will tell you this. White

1381
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,439
Speaker 1: people like chicken just as much as we, of course they.

1382
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 3: Do, but it's still the most racist food.

1383
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 2: Like why couldn't they have picked like Coliflowers, you know what,

1384
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: I like, I'm picking a food. That's it.

1385
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 5: From now, I'm picking the food, and from now, I'm

1386
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 5: gonna make that food racist against white people. Uh. To

1387
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 5: combat chicken, and I pick, I'm gonna pick uh, I'm

1388
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 5: gonna pick uh let's pick broccoli.

1389
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 3: And then just you know, every time we bring.

1390
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 2: Up broccoli or we see a white person in brocoli, we.

1391
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 3: Just do like see look at them.

1392
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,479
Speaker 2: They go again.

1393
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 3: Of course, what are you going to order?

1394
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 2: Typical?

1395
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 3: Yes, rocky cheese and soup. I'm sorry, Yes, put some.

1396
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 2: Broccoli in your saltic broccoli or your potato.

1397
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 3: Of course you are, tom. Of course you're gonna get

1398
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 3: that ranch on you.

1399
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: All right, look at you with your good credit.

1400
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 3: All right, So we got some articles there. I've done

1401
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 3: all my random pots.

1402
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 5: Man, I can ask you about being a comedian, but

1403
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 5: I don't know. The show would be too long. But

1404
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 5: if I come up with more ship, I'll just keep

1405
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 5: bringing it up. Now when you when you travel, man,

1406
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 5: you on the road a lot like you go to

1407
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 5: hotels and ship.

1408
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 2: I'm not.

1409
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like I've been at it like almost two years.

1410
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm a newbie. I'm I'm an up and comer. But

1411
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: I've done like a couple of I did, actually did

1412
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: like a corporate gig at my old school, at my

1413
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: at my undergrad at Mount Saint Mary's in Emmitsburg, Maryland.

1414
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: And they took me up in the hotel and stuff

1415
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: and and then I'll be going like down you we'll

1416
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: talk about a little later. I'll be coming down to

1417
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 1: your neck of the woods next month. So I'm I'm

1418
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: starting the balls rolling now.

1419
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 3: Will you be staying at a Marriott by chance?

1420
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 2: Like?

1421
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 3: Do you get to pick where?

1422
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:44,439
Speaker 2: You say?

1423
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 12: No?

1424
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: Like the time that I'm gonna be at a I

1425
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,439
Speaker 1: was at a sleep in when I did that corporate gig,

1426
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: and it was cool.

1427
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 2: It was stupid nice. So I'm not with you now

1428
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 2: when you do the like when you do you like?

1429
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 2: Do you like doing college crowds?

1430
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 3: Are they or you know what?

1431
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 2: I take that back?

1432
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 3: I went to an HBCU.

1433
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'll think about my college crowd. I bet

1434
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 5: you that totally the opposite of the other college crowd.

1435
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 2: They be lit up with alcohol, so anything is funny.

1436
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1437
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 5: They actually our goal at one of our jammy jams

1438
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 5: was to literally get every comedian to quit.

1439
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 3: It was terrible and I'm ashamed to have been a

1440
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:26,919
Speaker 3: part of the ship.

1441
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 2: Actually, it was not a good night for ride.

1442
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: You know, did you hear you heard about the Charlie

1443
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: Murphy situation.

1444
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well he had to walk off the gigs.

1445
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that that's a whole nother. That's a that's a

1446
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 1: different kind of monster. Like, I haven't done any big

1447
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: college gigs yet. There's supposedly one of the worst, but

1448
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't. But it's not at an HB HBCU. But uh,

1449
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: I can imagine that. That's like, uh, that's that's a

1450
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: different ball game.

1451
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't do I wouldn't do it.

1452
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the thing about an HBC you is that

1453
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 5: if if it's a comedy night, that's kind of.

1454
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 2: Different than what kind of what he was doing, which

1455
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 2: I hate. Did they do this? People coming to party

1456
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 2: and have a good time and you put a comedian

1457
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 2: up friend.

1458
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 3: They're like, boob, we don't give a damn about you. Boob.

1459
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 3: I blame the being you bookers, because right, a lot

1460
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 3: of people don't respect comedy in general, and it's, you know,

1461
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 3: like they just throw this motherfucker up there, like comedy

1462
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,600
Speaker 3: goes with everything, and they don't want to last. Like

1463
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 3: you can't put a comedian up there before you bring

1464
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 3: out like the strippers, Like everybody sitting.

1465
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 5: There with they dick hard and money in their pocket

1466
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 5: and here comes like Charlie Murcury. You're like, no, no, no,

1467
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 5: thank you, I don't give Richard project.

1468
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.

1469
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 3: Oh he's got rid of the invest and he's walking again.

1470
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I don't give a buck. Yeah, I

1471
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 3: didn't come for this ship. Yeah, you have you have

1472
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 3: to be the right combo because then.

1473
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 2: It always terribly be sure to people know that it's

1474
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 2: all gonna be jokes.

1475
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, in the New York scene, like if you're not

1476
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 11: performing at the clubs, like a lot of comedians in

1477
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 11: the in the New York team produce their own shows,

1478
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 11: and you sometimes a lot of times you'll have the shows.

1479
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: And bars and you you be, hey, we're doing a

1480
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 1: comedy show. You kind of ambush people and you you

1481
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: they're not they may or may not be there for

1482
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 1: the show. So sometimes you do you do run that

1483
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,160
Speaker 1: thing where it's like they don't they don't respect you,

1484
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: or you're you're trying to you know, win the crowd.

1485
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: But that's that's all about just to me, that's all

1486
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: about just coming up in the game and you're trying

1487
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: to you know, evolve and like at the point where

1488
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm at right now, like I'm just trying to get

1489
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: as much stage time as possible, make sure that I'm

1490
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 1: honest and the stuff that I'm doing with just just

1491
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 1: trying to do to be funny. So anytime you can

1492
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,200
Speaker 1: get up in front of people with a mic, that's

1493
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: that's what makes you makes your battle text. You know.

1494
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,160
Speaker 3: Man sounds kind of depressing, like people always will. People

1495
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 3: always ask me like, all right, do you think you

1496
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,559
Speaker 3: could be a comedian? I don't think I can because.

1497
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 5: I don't have I have too much self team, Like

1498
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 5: I would just show up and be like, y'all niggas gonna.

1499
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 3: Try to eat while I do comedy. Funck y'all, I'm

1500
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:15,720
Speaker 3: out of here.

1501
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 1: That it's to me, it's like a being any type

1502
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 1: of an artists almost like you you do you look

1503
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 1: at attend it's the it's the hate look.

1504
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 10: At me type thing or you know, I mean, I

1505
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 10: got love with the kids. My parents are great.

1506
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: But I think there's just the part that you it's

1507
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: just it's to me to want to do something, to

1508
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: want to express yourself. It's like like you have your

1509
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: podcast and that that's something that balances I'm sure you're

1510
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: you're nine to five, like you know, it's just something

1511
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: that should provide like uh, I guess a good equilibment

1512
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,720
Speaker 1: if that's the right, that's the rights, like an out there. Yeah, yeah,

1513
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 1: it's just an hour list so you don't go home

1514
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 1: and like, you know, feut your girlfriend. Yeah, it's like, oh,

1515
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 1: you like do the shick and crazy things. Because if

1516
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing this, and like I would just be

1517
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: coming home watching uh yes, then and I would probably

1518
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 1: be one of those dudes that you would watching me.

1519
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. All right, we wouldn't know

1520
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: each other.

1521
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:21,959
Speaker 5: So that's.

1522
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 2: And I'm sure, I'm sure And if you're right.

1523
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 5: Man, I had to start this podcast because Karen was

1524
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 5: beating me every day. He was right, I gotta do something.

1525
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 5: This nigga is ridiculous. I can't think nothing right off

1526
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 5: the house.

1527
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 2: The exstitute done, the exstitute running make up to mind.

1528
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 5: But now she's she's cool. Now everything's fine. And oh

1529
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 5: and the last thing, man, earlier, when you were talking

1530
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 5: about the decating predator or whatever, it did make me

1531
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 5: think for a second, like every dude that went to

1532
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 5: the house had.

1533
01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 2: To stop somewhere. If I can't why condom? And why?

1534
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you do that?

1535
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 2: Do you buy like one at each place?

1536
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: Do you like?

1537
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 3: Do you who checks you out. Can we just like

1538
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 3: have a fucking like you know.

1539
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 5: How they could tell when you buy too much cost

1540
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 5: her they go to the federal government. It's like you're

1541
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 5: trying to make crystal meth. Well at least in North Carolina. Ye,

1542
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,720
Speaker 5: so like they should do that everywhere to be like

1543
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 5: this nigga might be a pedophile. He found you needed

1544
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:31,680
Speaker 5: to buy wine, coolers, ky, and condom in the same night.

1545
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: And the Carley video like rust or something when you

1546
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 1: made when you mentioned that about the coster.

1547
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 3: Uh.

1548
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: I grew up in Maryland and my parents still lived there.

1549
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,680
Speaker 1: My mom had a cold one day while I was

1550
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: home and I went to the actor and got her

1551
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: went to get her some cost or something like super

1552
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: fed or something, and this woman like took driver or yeah,

1553
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: see you know your report card in third grade. And

1554
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,639
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, all this to buy some biting

1555
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,639
Speaker 1: some medicine like that, because I had never I hadn't

1556
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: run into that. And it's been a while I since

1557
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 1: I bought Peter there.

1558
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:16,479
Speaker 5: But it's like this is really, yeah, the actually locking

1559
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 5: up down here in North Carolina in certain places where

1560
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 5: if you go the pharmacists better be open.

1561
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 3: That's your ass ain't getting it. Yeah, they had like

1562
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 3: zacam locked up and stuff. And I guess that. I

1563
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 3: guess that makes sense that the better medicine must make

1564
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 3: the better fucking crystal mess.

1565
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 5: I never thought of it before, but then it is

1566
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 5: how you are, like somebody probably getting crystal message, like.

1567
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this day?

1568
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,719
Speaker 1: Quil, Come on, man, yeah.

1569
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 2: This is some boots, like, I mean, several flues.

1570
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: So four brand. I was like, you know, somebody pickets

1571
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,640
Speaker 1: they had on tickets like they used to have that

1572
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: toys r Us when you go get the video game,

1573
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,919
Speaker 1: you have to take the chicken off to the registers

1574
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: and they're going back and get to get the medicine.

1575
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 2: For fucking testing.

1576
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:10,280
Speaker 3: Man.

1577
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 2: All right, so all right.

1578
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 3: The article I was bringing all this ship up when

1579
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 3: we originally got on the hotel thing is because Marriott

1580
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 3: and I know a lot of comedians, you know, they

1581
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,639
Speaker 3: say in the hotels, Marriott says, no to a dope

1582
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 3: movies and new hotel rooms.

1583
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:31,120
Speaker 5: Wow, Marriott says it won't provide access to adupe movies

1584
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 5: from new hotel.

1585
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 3: Rooms it opens over the next three several years.

1586
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

1587
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:40,680
Speaker 3: The decision, the decision.

1588
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 2: To go walls.

1589
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 13: Now, yeah, just fucking jacking of the wall in the hotels.

1590
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 13: The decision to go for and free, like.

1591
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 3: I don't say here, that's right, hear the decision to

1592
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 3: go fore.

1593
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 5: And free because after years of discussing whether the availability

1594
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 5: of lucrative or old films and guest rooms is appropriate

1595
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 5: and whether safeguards exist to prevent children from seeing it. Marriott, though,

1596
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 5: links the move to a penmanship to new inroom entertainment

1597
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:16,840
Speaker 5: technology for its hotels. Traditional video systems, which included it's

1598
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,799
Speaker 5: access to a dope content played in the media selection,

1599
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 5: will replace we replaced by internet based video on demand system.

1600
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 3: Hotels have seen revenue from providing paper.

1601
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:32,719
Speaker 5: View movies and rooms shrinks as business travelers increasingly checking

1602
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,560
Speaker 5: the hotels with their own source of entertainment, such as Netflix, DVD's,

1603
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 5: a laptop, an iPod, touched or a sleam box.

1604
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,720
Speaker 3: I never thought about that, but you're right, Like if

1605
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 3: I could bring my my iPhone or something to watch

1606
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:46,800
Speaker 3: Netflix through my phone.

1607
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,600
Speaker 5: Do I really need to pay eight ninety five for

1608
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 5: you know, the latest Cameron DZ bullshit movies? You know

1609
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 5: only that when I can stream porn on my TV,

1610
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 5: I mean the phone. Why am I gonna pay twenty

1611
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 5: dollars for your service, brings to twenty dollars.

1612
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 3: Extra onto the task, oh man.

1613
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 2: You know, and on top of that, you know, like

1614
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:10,599
Speaker 2: I said.

1615
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 5: Your phone is basically a personal computer now, so I'm

1616
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 5: pretty sure they've seen.

1617
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 2: Their millions of dollars go to one hundred thousand over

1618
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 2: you know, a five or six year span of all

1619
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,120
Speaker 2: the sorts, which so this makes sense.

1620
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:24,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you would just get it through your

1621
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:28,280
Speaker 3: internet video on demand system if they're offering foreign at all.

1622
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 3: But I mean, yeah, basically, I mean, now, I don't

1623
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 3: know what kind.

1624
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 5: Of foul shit they gonna find on this Like I

1625
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 5: wouldn't order too much porn on that thing, is what

1626
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 5: I'm saying.

1627
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:44,680
Speaker 2: And I'll be kept about where I'm serving the nest. Now.

1628
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 3: I do have a question about this ship though, Like

1629
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 3: as as any of y'all.

1630
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 2: Ever seen of poorn in a fucking hotel, it's not

1631
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,080
Speaker 2: the same as the foreign on the streets.

1632
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 1: No, it's not that I've ever seen it. I don't

1633
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,120
Speaker 1: know what that's going on now.

1634
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 5: One at the hotel, it's not what Hotton Street, it's

1635
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,559
Speaker 5: not it's whack yo.

1636
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,800
Speaker 3: I paid for it. I felt real out man, like

1637
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,799
Speaker 3: I watch the too was terrible now and this is gonna.

1638
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 5: Sound weird because I didn't think this really would affect me,

1639
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 5: but without seeing penetration at all, because they just basically

1640
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 5: take out everything where they're showing the dick going or anything.

1641
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 5: They just take the dick out of out of the

1642
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 5: out of the same now to me, that see, like,

1643
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 5: I'm sure people are listening right now.

1644
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 3: Like what's so bad about that? I hate the dick

1645
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,680
Speaker 3: like the worst part of the porn. I'm I'm a

1646
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 3: straight head or that's you man.

1647
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 2: But they assume about the dick being gone.

1648
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,200
Speaker 3: That made me be like, I can't Washington. Yeah, this

1649
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 3: does nothing, not real.

1650
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 1: That's like, that's like watching the jam pose and they

1651
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:54,840
Speaker 1: were showing uh bill Bill like on TMC that flo's real.

1652
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 10: That's not what It's not what Garantino wanted.

1653
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,799
Speaker 1: And I'm sure that's not it's the rector of that fin.

1654
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 5: The rector exactly. I'm a curious you know what I'm saying.

1655
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 5: I'm sure of the saffi and this is about the art,

1656
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,920
Speaker 5: and if you just sense of the.

1657
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,519
Speaker 3: Art like that, then of course I'm not gonna be

1658
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 3: inclined to keep viewing it.

1659
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 5: No now, And the worst part is, after you've paid

1660
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 5: nine dollars for porn that you should.

1661
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,600
Speaker 3: Have got free, you gotta jack off to it. You

1662
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 3: can't not jack off of that.

1663
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 5: I've already violated my principals even paying for this bullshit. Yeah,

1664
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 5: so now I got jacking off of like porn from

1665
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 5: nineteen seventy.

1666
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 3: They don't have no dix in it.

1667
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 5: Yes, And then my thing is that it's old porn.

1668
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 5: And then this was some years ago. See, you know

1669
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 5: the TVs was old. It wasn't that high definition ship.

1670
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 5: Oh and of course there's no black porn on there,

1671
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 5: not not any good of that point. It's all it's

1672
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 5: all like the black corn that white people like to watch.

1673
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 2: So it was like no ad at all on these hicks.

1674
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, like hell a hunter and the ship all booz

1675
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 3: no but disgusting.

1676
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 5: Anyway, Anyway, I had the jack off two of you

1677
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 5: and you keep it for twenty four hours, so it's

1678
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 5: like you got a jack off twice at least.

1679
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 2: Like make yourself feel better, all right, man?

1680
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 5: So apparently, speaking of jack offs, Steve Harvey's ex wife

1681
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 5: for sixteen years blast Steve on cheating on her with

1682
01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 5: other women, including Marjorie, who I guess is his third wife. Yes, Now,

1683
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,920
Speaker 5: on the scale of one to ten, how shocked are

1684
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:27,599
Speaker 5: y'all before.

1685
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 2: I read the story? Not shocked at all.

1686
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 3: She's like, it's look third fourth white, third white. Yeah,

1687
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 3: so you're not shocked at I would you say zero,

1688
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 3: care I'm even one to two, little bit, but you

1689
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 3: know that that he's current wife.

1690
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 2: But no, Chris, what would you say, man? Scale of

1691
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 2: one to.

1692
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: Ten about I would say, like, how surprised am I?

1693
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1694
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,599
Speaker 1: Son, like beause I'm super shocked.

1695
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not like a four, okay, I am like

1696
01:19:55,600 --> 01:20:00,680
Speaker 3: a negative seventeen, Like this shit does not surprised me

1697
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 3: at all. Of course he was a cheater, of course.

1698
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't know.

1699
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 2: Comedians do this all the.

1700
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 3: Time and it's part of the acting.

1701
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:07,320
Speaker 2: Is funny.

1702
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 5: But in real life, if a dude is constantly telling

1703
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 5: you how women can do all this shit to control

1704
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 5: a man from being a bad.

1705
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 2: Man, this nigga is lying.

1706
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 3: He already cheating.

1707
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,719
Speaker 5: If a dude has ever set you down to saying,

1708
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 5: you know, if you cooked around here, nigga wouldn't want

1709
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,560
Speaker 5: to cheat. He had had his digging somebody within the

1710
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 5: last forty four hours. True, if I were say, true, man,

1711
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 5: nobody talks like that in real life.

1712
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,519
Speaker 3: You know, if you're not cheating, you.

1713
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,840
Speaker 2: Just go baby, can you clean up?

1714
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 3: You know, if you're cheating, you go. See this is

1715
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 3: why niggas cheat. I'm sorry, just has nothing. This is

1716
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,280
Speaker 3: a nonsense with us.

1717
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:47,759
Speaker 2: I can't.

1718
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,800
Speaker 1: I say, like when did all this When did all

1719
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:57,880
Speaker 1: the like total disdain or Steve Alby happen? Because was

1720
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,439
Speaker 1: it around the first time when that first this book

1721
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: came on or was it like.

1722
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 3: I remember, for me it was definitely the book shit

1723
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 3: and it wasn't It wasn't even immediately the book. It

1724
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,639
Speaker 3: was like the book came out and I was like, God,

1725
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 3: that's funny.

1726
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 5: Steve wrote another she wrote a funny book, because comedians

1727
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 5: write books all the time, and that sound it's gonna

1728
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 5: be funny.

1729
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:20,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1730
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:24,400
Speaker 5: And then I saw his nigga on like regular TV

1731
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,720
Speaker 5: shows promoting the book and he wasn't laughing and it

1732
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:31,680
Speaker 5: wasn't no jokes thing, And I was like, yeah, you know,

1733
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,439
Speaker 5: and of course I don't agree with it, because I mean,

1734
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 5: anytime just.

1735
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 3: Telling women too, and I know that like Bomai Jones.

1736
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 5: He doesn't like the fact that he's giving away game

1737
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 5: or whatever. I didn't even see it as given away game.

1738
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,759
Speaker 5: I just see it as promoting bad relationships, just telling

1739
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 5: women to put up with shit and to trick men

1740
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 5: into being good men. And it's just it's like, why

1741
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 5: don't you just look for a regular dude that you

1742
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 5: don't got to do out his fucking work with.

1743
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 2: Truth and yap.

1744
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, you need somebody you have something in

1745
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: common with. And I think a lot of times, you know, broke.

1746
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 1: Why doesn't anybody want me calling something wrong with you

1747
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 1: with the guys that you're going after, and the same

1748
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: thing with the with the men, you know, like you

1749
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,240
Speaker 1: going after the wrong woman.

1750
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean I don't know why you.

1751
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,920
Speaker 5: Get married to cheat anyway, because I mean, from the

1752
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,000
Speaker 5: way he talks, he sounds like a dude that was

1753
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,760
Speaker 5: an unrepented cheater. And I don't know how he kept

1754
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,879
Speaker 5: his business out of the streets like that, having two xys.

1755
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 5: But you know, he talks like a dude that has

1756
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 5: done a lot of cheatings. And he just tries to

1757
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 5: insert instead of saying Steve or me or I, he

1758
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 5: inserts the word men and sells a book doing that

1759
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:51,080
Speaker 5: shit like you know men, if a man come home

1760
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,880
Speaker 5: too late all the time, You're like, nigga, that was

1761
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,200
Speaker 5: you tell the truth.

1762
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 3: This is how you know you didn't do research and shit, Steve,

1763
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:02,160
Speaker 3: Like he ain't sitting around with no fucking scienists and

1764
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,639
Speaker 3: white coats figuring this shit out.

1765
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:10,520
Speaker 1: You did this ship man, Yeah, definitely writing some experience.

1766
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,560
Speaker 1: I did read the first one that one of my

1767
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,600
Speaker 1: co words and had I don't want to be reading it.

1768
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: It took me about a half an hour, wasn't.

1769
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:19,759
Speaker 2: I didn't even finish.

1770
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,080
Speaker 3: You did more than I did.

1771
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 5: Some of it was just like common sense though, yes

1772
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 5: it was yeah, all like it's gonna be common sense

1773
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 5: because the thing is, man, people reading this they just

1774
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 5: want to agree with it. You know, they're not actually

1775
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 5: reading to learn anything. No, I've never met somebody that

1776
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 5: really was like, I read this.

1777
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,719
Speaker 2: Book and now my marriage is better.

1778
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:42,800
Speaker 1: You know.

1779
01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:44,600
Speaker 3: He taught me how to trick my husband and the

1780
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:49,479
Speaker 3: cutting the grass like congratulations, she'll see let's see.

1781
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

1782
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,960
Speaker 5: Mary Harvey, Steve's former wife of sixteen years, is now

1783
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 5: partaking partaking into youtubery. That's the word to blast her

1784
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:02,160
Speaker 5: ex husband about what kind of man he really is,

1785
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:05,800
Speaker 5: grab your popcorn, deeps and explicit.

1786
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,320
Speaker 3: And an explicit letter.

1787
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,400
Speaker 5: From one mistress when you read on, I don't know

1788
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 5: why he has to uh, why they have to write

1789
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 5: these gossip articles like this.

1790
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,959
Speaker 3: Mary Harvey a former former.

1791
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:27,320
Speaker 5: Cosmetic Associates Cosmetics Associations isn't a y like why you

1792
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:30,120
Speaker 5: gotta give you a complicated name, like come on, we

1793
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,800
Speaker 5: know you spray perfume on people.

1794
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants you all to know that the uber

1795
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:39,720
Speaker 2: successful radio.

1796
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:43,720
Speaker 5: Host, relationship expert, comedian, actor and author that we all

1797
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:45,840
Speaker 5: know if Steve Harvey is not the same man she

1798
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,120
Speaker 5: married several years ago, and to the public, he's acting

1799
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,040
Speaker 5: like a stand up guy that he really is not,

1800
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,240
Speaker 5: at least not to her. And then they have a

1801
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,160
Speaker 5: video and I can't play the audio right now, but

1802
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,880
Speaker 5: there's a video of her talking about the cheating habits,

1803
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 5: which is mistressing, including one chick who sent a letter

1804
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 5: to Mary about con news on the Night Dad and

1805
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,840
Speaker 5: how he cheated on Mary with his.

1806
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 3: Current wife, Major Marjorie.

1807
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:12,920
Speaker 5: Of course, it's well known that Marjorie was Steve's other woman,

1808
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 5: but who knew she called Mary and Steve's house during

1809
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 5: Cheating Escapade, as if she had the right to ender

1810
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:19,679
Speaker 5: that marriage.

1811
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:21,760
Speaker 3: Crazy yuh.

1812
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,280
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart's with ex wife is kind of on the

1813
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,960
Speaker 1: same same stuff, Like I think she's she's gonna stand

1814
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:33,080
Speaker 1: up now and she's got talking about him. And Kevin

1815
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: Hart was in an interviews that one of my boys

1816
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 1: posted yesterday talking about you know, he's like now, like

1817
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 1: he's like strained, like all this, all these women coming

1818
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,360
Speaker 1: after him, and he's like, I don't want to get

1819
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:49,120
Speaker 1: involved with that because you get put on class. He's like,

1820
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:52,479
Speaker 1: he said, I'm afraid of I just teaching myself with

1821
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,600
Speaker 1: my friends. I'll do my shows and that shit like

1822
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,799
Speaker 1: he's made for me. Just you know, it's no country

1823
01:25:58,880 --> 01:25:59,040
Speaker 1: for that.

1824
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,920
Speaker 3: Wait, that's that's a current interview he just did where

1825
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 3: he's saying that, yeah, I'm.

1826
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:08,600
Speaker 1: All, uh, I'm gonna find it and shoot it to you.

1827
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:12,160
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, it's like he's he In the interview

1828
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,559
Speaker 1: he was talking about Meet the Parker so much again

1829
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 1: like last month.

1830
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:19,719
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, wow, So I didn't know, like I didn't

1831
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:20,639
Speaker 3: know it was that bad.

1832
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: But I mean just saying to him being who he is,

1833
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 1: because he's like he's glowing up you Now, it's just like, well, uh,

1834
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,720
Speaker 1: he's right, it doesn't any what he's saying is not

1835
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:35,640
Speaker 1: like it's not like far fetched because I can believe it,

1836
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,200
Speaker 1: like got like the cat facks thing, like all those ships,

1837
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 1: like putting she the want to put sojer Boy on black.

1838
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this dress.

1839
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's weird too because I think that's his

1840
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:51,479
Speaker 3: ex wife. I'm not sure because it's said ex wife

1841
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:52,599
Speaker 3: and what I read, but I've.

1842
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:55,200
Speaker 5: Heard some people say it's his current wife, which I

1843
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 5: don't know how it's working, but it sounds like they

1844
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 5: might have had some problems because she's just openly talking

1845
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,800
Speaker 5: about this nigga cheating.

1846
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I don't know what kind.

1847
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:06,840
Speaker 3: Of stand up you're doing, lady. I don't know who

1848
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 3: to be cool with this material. And the stand up

1849
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 3: was actually kind of came as.

1850
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 5: Far as like even though it was talking about him cheating,

1851
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 5: it was more like he cheats and I won't have

1852
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,719
Speaker 5: safe for him, and I don't care if he cheats

1853
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,720
Speaker 5: on me, like, which was a weird, a weird take

1854
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,439
Speaker 5: on it. But you know, she's being a comedian, so

1855
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:27,799
Speaker 5: maybe she's just joking. All right, here's one gay lessons

1856
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:32,000
Speaker 5: in maths, geography and science. Lesson plans have been drawn

1857
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,960
Speaker 5: up for pupils as young as four in the scheme,

1858
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:38,759
Speaker 5: funded by the three thirty five thousand dollars euro grant

1859
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:43,519
Speaker 5: from an education group QWANGO the Trade the trading and

1860
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 5: development agency for schools. The initiative will be officially launched

1861
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:52,599
Speaker 5: next month at the start of LGBT History Month, which

1862
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:56,680
Speaker 5: is Lesbian Gay. Wait a minute, LGBT History Month is

1863
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:59,280
Speaker 5: next month during Black History Month.

1864
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:05,840
Speaker 3: No oh, that is full shit, man, Uh, it's in now,

1865
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:07,000
Speaker 3: it's in in.

1866
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 2: All fairness is in the UK.

1867
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 3: So I don't know if they just black history over

1868
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:14,080
Speaker 3: there in my night, but I see the plan. You

1869
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:16,599
Speaker 3: give the minority the shortest month.

1870
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,160
Speaker 2: I get it.

1871
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,479
Speaker 3: It's not a coincidence, it's all I'm saying.

1872
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:23,320
Speaker 5: Legends plans spread across the curriculum will be offered to

1873
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:25,960
Speaker 5: all schools, which can choose whether or not to make

1874
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:28,519
Speaker 5: use of them, but critics last night called the initiative

1875
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,000
Speaker 5: a poor use of public money which could distract from

1876
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:36,519
Speaker 5: the teaching of course subjects, maths teaching statistics through census

1877
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 5: findings about the number of homosexuals in the population at

1878
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 5: using gay characters and scenarios for math problems were Yes.

1879
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:47,680
Speaker 3: So we don't use apples and oranges.

1880
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 2: And pines and pears no more. You don't count bears

1881
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:53,040
Speaker 2: on minds. What the hell if Larry has.

1882
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 3: To sign over coast signs?

1883
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,479
Speaker 2: Yes, and we use this to design.

1884
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:05,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like if Larry has two holes and three dicks,

1885
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:10,400
Speaker 5: how to see satisfar all those dicks in there?

1886
01:29:10,439 --> 01:29:11,120
Speaker 2: How much time?

1887
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,640
Speaker 5: If one dick is coming on a train from New

1888
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:18,680
Speaker 5: Jersey to Pennsylvania and the other dig is coming from

1889
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:22,240
Speaker 5: Ohio to New York, Well, would they meet up so

1890
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,439
Speaker 5: they could have game sex?

1891
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:23,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

1892
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:28,640
Speaker 3: But like if you have father Thanksgiving that.

1893
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,559
Speaker 5: If you have a pimp and it has two cords

1894
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:38,519
Speaker 5: and they made five dollars per bole job?

1895
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 2: How many blow jobs and they need to do.

1896
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:44,920
Speaker 5: Deep one hundred thousand dollars? Figure that out out kids,

1897
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,360
Speaker 5: That's nothing gave about that at all. That's I think

1898
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,719
Speaker 5: that's Black History Month, mass. I don't think that's game

1899
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,480
Speaker 5: scare gay people have pimpsy?

1900
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,960
Speaker 1: Do you have to the equal?

1901
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1902
01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:05,719
Speaker 3: Exactly how many bullets did it take to kill Martin.

1903
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,960
Speaker 2: Luther King and Malcolm X? And pimps don't discriminate, Are

1904
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 2: you right?

1905
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 5: Design and technology encouraging pupils to make symbols linked to

1906
01:30:14,479 --> 01:30:15,479
Speaker 5: the gay rights movement.

1907
01:30:16,439 --> 01:30:18,280
Speaker 3: It sounds like conservative nightmail over here.

1908
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 2: Wow. Science doing something that just to put it in

1909
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 2: the fum sent thirty five thousand year olds.

1910
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 3: I guess you can pick what you want.

1911
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:28,360
Speaker 12: Street science studying animal species where the male takes a

1912
01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:32,560
Speaker 12: leading role in raising y'alls, such as emperor penguins, seahorses,

1913
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 12: and staging class discussions on different family structures, including the

1914
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:37,400
Speaker 12: same sex parents.

1915
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:44,719
Speaker 3: Uh wow. Geography examining the transformation of San Francisco's.

1916
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:48,679
Speaker 5: Castro District in the nineteen sixties from a working class

1917
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:52,519
Speaker 5: Irish area to the world's first gay neighborhood and considering

1918
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:58,160
Speaker 5: why homosexuals moved to the countryside to the city. Hey man,

1919
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,800
Speaker 5: just gonna like, is that the only gay place in

1920
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:05,439
Speaker 5: the world, Like y'all was another nut country?

1921
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:08,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, and y'all picking San Francisco like it's a gay

1922
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:13,519
Speaker 2: play just there on the place of waves they flag crowdly. Wow.

1923
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,920
Speaker 1: In the north they got they have Charlotte Chelsea area

1924
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,519
Speaker 1: and then Chicago they've got like in the on the

1925
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 1: north side, like where I used to live. I used

1926
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:24,840
Speaker 1: to live right by Riggy Field where the Cubs played,

1927
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:28,800
Speaker 1: and then like literally two three blocks away they have

1928
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,960
Speaker 1: the area called Boys Town and they have like, uh

1929
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 1: this this Waving Bobo, Oh my god, Waving Avenue is

1930
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:40,920
Speaker 1: where the where wriggly Rigging Field is. And on the

1931
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,320
Speaker 1: cross street halts that you have a big strip where

1932
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,639
Speaker 1: it's like all like gay bars and like gay pizza

1933
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 1: places and just like gay piece called the pie Hole.

1934
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:51,719
Speaker 5: I think.

1935
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:56,120
Speaker 3: The gay people they're just setting them back. Yeah, they know,

1936
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,839
Speaker 3: Like like it's like when it's like when black.

1937
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:03,519
Speaker 5: People that aren't thugs try to act like a doug

1938
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:05,080
Speaker 5: because it's like I saw this in a movie or

1939
01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:05,400
Speaker 5: some shit.

1940
01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:07,840
Speaker 3: You're like, dude, you know that it's setting us all back, right,

1941
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:10,760
Speaker 3: Like you know, like when white people can't distinguish the

1942
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:13,920
Speaker 3: difference between the educated thug and the dude that's gonna

1943
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:14,360
Speaker 3: rob them.

1944
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:16,680
Speaker 2: They just walked across the street no matter what you

1945
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:17,120
Speaker 2: look like.

1946
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so.

1947
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I went to private school. I went

1948
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:26,400
Speaker 1: to Catholic school in Maryland and suburban Maryland, and there

1949
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:30,480
Speaker 1: were kids that had like parents that were doctors and lawyers,

1950
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:34,120
Speaker 1: and we would we were wore uniforms mostly all the time.

1951
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:35,439
Speaker 3: We have dress down dates.

1952
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:39,040
Speaker 1: These kids would come and wear like fatigue pants and

1953
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:41,400
Speaker 1: bandanas and like your.

1954
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:45,840
Speaker 5: Dad's a lawyer, Like I would name my if I

1955
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 5: was gay and I own a piece of shop, I

1956
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,519
Speaker 5: would name my piece of shop the pizza shop or

1957
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,559
Speaker 5: the the your average pizza place or.

1958
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,200
Speaker 3: Something like that, just like, hey, we can do regular shiit,

1959
01:32:57,320 --> 01:32:59,080
Speaker 3: so don't be scared. We want to get married.

1960
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:01,080
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not gonna We're not gonna gave it up.

1961
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they didn't.

1962
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,840
Speaker 1: They did it well too, because that pizza place was

1963
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:09,599
Speaker 1: dope because one of my one of my homeboys had

1964
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:13,479
Speaker 1: he lived like in that area. He wasn't gay, but

1965
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,720
Speaker 1: like it meets him and his girlfriend went to get

1966
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:18,800
Speaker 1: pizza over there, and Peter was saying, it's the same.

1967
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:20,920
Speaker 1: It's the same thing that we I have with the

1968
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:24,040
Speaker 1: amaretta sur and you have with your you know, uh

1969
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:29,360
Speaker 1: vodka smirnov right, just the same. It was actually really good.

1970
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:31,719
Speaker 1: I was reading a I don't know if you guys,

1971
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,000
Speaker 1: have you guys heard of the Foreign and Shames Fonte

1972
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 1: and Nicol.

1973
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:35,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of it.

1974
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:41,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh yeah, I've been great. They have musical duo,

1975
01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:43,720
Speaker 1: but one of the one of the Carrot, one of

1976
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:47,080
Speaker 1: the producer of the group, Nicola, is from the UK

1977
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 1: and I just read an article where he was saying

1978
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:53,000
Speaker 1: that where he's from, like and I think it's the Netherlands.

1979
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,160
Speaker 1: He was saying, like, it's just it's not a big deal,

1980
01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:58,200
Speaker 1: like it's been that way for like fifteen and twenty years,

1981
01:33:58,240 --> 01:34:02,200
Speaker 1: because it actually promotes like these people want to get married,

1982
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:04,920
Speaker 1: they can actually have those people are more bound to

1983
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:08,000
Speaker 1: have a house, they're more bound to pay their taxes,

1984
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:12,240
Speaker 1: and yet do things that that that I guess support

1985
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:15,320
Speaker 1: the government if you will, And it's just like, wow,

1986
01:34:15,439 --> 01:34:18,160
Speaker 1: that's that's pretty interesting. Is some things like why are

1987
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 1: you really trying to I went to see a comedian yesterday,

1988
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:26,400
Speaker 1: why Sanak. He was taking his Comedy Central special, and

1989
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:28,360
Speaker 1: he was talking about, why don't you want to let

1990
01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:32,519
Speaker 1: white guys get married? Two white men together is like

1991
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:37,360
Speaker 1: the most powerful thing ever. I thought that was an

1992
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I never thought of it that way.

1993
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 1: But it's like, wow, that's that's kind of true.

1994
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1995
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:47,160
Speaker 3: I just think like like, like part of the reason

1996
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:50,679
Speaker 3: that a lot of the black community rejects the gay

1997
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:52,640
Speaker 3: stuff is because.

1998
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:53,880
Speaker 2: Which I don't.

1999
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:56,679
Speaker 5: Of course, I'm totally for I don't get pluck. I'm

2000
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,960
Speaker 5: in to leave me alone party. I really don't give

2001
01:34:59,000 --> 01:34:59,280
Speaker 5: a fuck.

2002
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 3: If y'all want to get married, I will vote for

2003
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:03,760
Speaker 3: that ship and.

2004
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 2: Sign me up.

2005
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:08,759
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck anyway. So because it's kind.

2006
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:12,200
Speaker 5: Of weird though, because when when they are like flaying

2007
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 5: boyantly out there and stuff, and especially when they like

2008
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 5: if you're going to sign like the manhole piece of

2009
01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:20,720
Speaker 5: players a boy in town and then you try to

2010
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:22,679
Speaker 5: flip it and tell people like, well, it's kind.

2011
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,760
Speaker 3: Of like the black you know, civil rights movement. A

2012
01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:27,720
Speaker 3: lot of black people reject it because they just get

2013
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:30,600
Speaker 3: offended at the fact that you would even compare the

2014
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:31,400
Speaker 3: two things.

2015
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:33,680
Speaker 2: You know, you need your own month. Why do you

2016
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:36,439
Speaker 2: need your own month? Because black people got Black History

2017
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:37,240
Speaker 2: vote in February.

2018
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:39,720
Speaker 5: Like I guarantee some of the people listen to this

2019
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:42,759
Speaker 5: podcast that only they stopped at these.

2020
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:47,439
Speaker 3: Motherfuckers want February you like me in yeah, They're like

2021
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:52,439
Speaker 3: fuck that, I'm like the month of the Yeah. All right,

2022
01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:55,519
Speaker 3: all right, here's another great story.

2023
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:58,559
Speaker 5: Of course, it's from Florida, because you know, Great States

2024
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 5: happened in Florida, Yes, said, do you suspected arsonist caught

2025
01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 5: at the fingertip found that crime scene?

2026
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:06,360
Speaker 2: Police say yes.

2027
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:10,439
Speaker 5: Police arrested a suspect in an arsen for hire in

2028
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 5: Titusville after they said he made a critical mistake he

2029
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:16,680
Speaker 5: left the tip of his finger at the scene of

2030
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:17,160
Speaker 5: the crime.

2031
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:21,560
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the Texas are seeking.

2032
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,360
Speaker 5: The public's health and finding the man they say was

2033
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:25,680
Speaker 5: trying to pull off an insurance scam by burning down

2034
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 5: his house. Police were called to a fire at a

2035
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:31,960
Speaker 5: home on North Dixy Avenue about eleven fifteen am.

2036
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,519
Speaker 2: Damn, he was burnish it in the morning, like during

2037
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,120
Speaker 2: broad daylight. That's stupid, ain't that much.

2038
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:42,680
Speaker 5: While they were investigated, police said they discovered evidence of accelerants,

2039
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:45,240
Speaker 5: leading them to determine that the fire was likely an

2040
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,960
Speaker 5: arsen Then, while sending through evidence, officers got.

2041
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:50,920
Speaker 2: A tip literally.

2042
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:52,920
Speaker 1: Down.

2043
01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 5: They found a piece of late Jay's gloves with the

2044
01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:00,800
Speaker 5: tip of a finger inside police he said, they found

2045
01:37:00,840 --> 01:37:04,519
Speaker 5: their suspect at a local hospital. They mashed the tip

2046
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:06,160
Speaker 5: to the to you right as they matched it like

2047
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:09,920
Speaker 5: a lego or something like, oh yep, that's you that

2048
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:12,759
Speaker 5: fin yeah, like a jigsaw puzzle.

2049
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:15,800
Speaker 2: They matched the tip to the twenty four year old

2050
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,519
Speaker 2: ismael Or Ted.

2051
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:23,599
Speaker 5: Ortiz, who's detective detectives said, discovered quickly confessed, I mean,

2052
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:23,880
Speaker 5: how do.

2053
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 3: You you really can't fight that? How do you know

2054
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,040
Speaker 3: that tipping your finger?

2055
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:31,040
Speaker 2: Let's see, do you have a finger mixed?

2056
01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:37,880
Speaker 1: It went right to the emergency room right after that.

2057
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:40,840
Speaker 1: He didn't know that he left his finger after at this.

2058
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:45,719
Speaker 5: Was just like, I don't care, I need my finger fixed,

2059
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:51,799
Speaker 5: it says. How did the suspect clip his tips? Detective

2060
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:54,400
Speaker 5: Jessica eating the clays trying to flee after set in

2061
01:37:54,439 --> 01:37:57,080
Speaker 5: the fire, he slammed his finger in the door and

2062
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:58,680
Speaker 5: cut the tip of his finger off.

2063
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:03,559
Speaker 2: Damn, what do maw hill? I don't know, man?

2064
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:04,840
Speaker 3: That was a nice joint.

2065
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:06,599
Speaker 2: Police said.

2066
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:10,240
Speaker 5: Ortez sold the detectives he was hired by resident of

2067
01:38:10,320 --> 01:38:16,519
Speaker 5: the home, Samuel Sammy Davis, and investigators said David hired

2068
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,160
Speaker 5: Ortiz to burn down the house so he could collect

2069
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:20,719
Speaker 5: on renters insurance policy.

2070
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:21,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, Sammy.

2071
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:25,559
Speaker 5: David when he was dead, uh, Police said David recovered

2072
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:29,240
Speaker 5: several pieces of evidence, including items they said David's head.

2073
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,160
Speaker 3: So that they would be spared from the fire.

2074
01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:32,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

2075
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:36,080
Speaker 3: Man, so yeah, dude cut his own finger off and

2076
01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:43,560
Speaker 3: pointed pointed the cops in the right direction. Man, do

2077
01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:44,960
Speaker 3: you do you think if.

2078
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:47,800
Speaker 5: His fingertip called the one eight hundred number crimestoppers, he

2079
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:48,679
Speaker 5: would get to removed?

2080
01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:50,800
Speaker 3: I want to know that they dust his finger to

2081
01:38:50,840 --> 01:38:51,800
Speaker 3: finger prints.

2082
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:57,479
Speaker 1: Like or is it just like, oh, you know, yes,

2083
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: finger them out for too long?

2084
01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:03,400
Speaker 2: I broke rea up.

2085
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:05,439
Speaker 3: You never break me off anything of the crime.

2086
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:12,160
Speaker 5: All right, here's a WSFC superintendent talked about recent sex charges.

2087
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:14,719
Speaker 3: What's the sale of North Carolina?

2088
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

2089
01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:16,519
Speaker 3: This is our stay, yes he is.

2090
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,840
Speaker 5: What's the sale of Forces County School Superintendent Don Martin

2091
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:24,599
Speaker 5: spoke out Tuesday after another school system employee was charged

2092
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:29,760
Speaker 5: with the sex crime. Last week another damn kids, kids,

2093
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:33,680
Speaker 5: I know another one. Records from the North Carolina Administrative

2094
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:35,040
Speaker 5: Office of Court showed.

2095
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 3: That thirty one educators were arrested on eighty one charges

2096
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:42,200
Speaker 3: of taking the decent liberties with a student last year

2097
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:43,120
Speaker 3: in North Carolina.

2098
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 2: Dann, what were they doing out there? That's a lot

2099
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:48,120
Speaker 2: of kid ravens.

2100
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:49,800
Speaker 3: There's a lot of charges too.

2101
01:39:50,439 --> 01:39:52,800
Speaker 1: They should have just started a Facebook group and just

2102
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:56,360
Speaker 1: did each other like leading kids out of them.

2103
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:59,679
Speaker 3: Always and I guess every dude thinks this, But every

2104
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:02,200
Speaker 3: time I see an article about a woman having sex

2105
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:03,960
Speaker 3: with kids, I'm like, you.

2106
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:06,560
Speaker 5: Know, dudes would fuck you for nothing, right, I'm not

2107
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:10,400
Speaker 5: saying me necessarily. I mean, everybody has tenders.

2108
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:13,000
Speaker 3: But there is some dude I know that I've hung

2109
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,240
Speaker 3: out with that has fucked.

2110
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:16,479
Speaker 5: The chick that looked as bad as you. Why are

2111
01:40:16,479 --> 01:40:19,160
Speaker 5: you fucking little kids? Why are you doing that?

2112
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:21,120
Speaker 3: Do I just go to a club and get drunk

2113
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,280
Speaker 3: and something will happened.

2114
01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:27,000
Speaker 2: Trust me, Let's see you one.

2115
01:40:27,960 --> 01:40:28,080
Speaker 3: Uh?

2116
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,800
Speaker 2: Yes, with anyone charges, that means folks is getting two

2117
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:32,960
Speaker 2: and three a piece.

2118
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:36,639
Speaker 5: Forrester's County led the list with three teachers being charged

2119
01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:38,760
Speaker 5: with fifteen council of sexual misconduct.

2120
01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:39,479
Speaker 1: Uh.

2121
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:42,080
Speaker 3: It isn't clear if the numbers include private or public

2122
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,920
Speaker 3: charter schools. You have to be careful too, because some

2123
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:50,040
Speaker 3: of these charges might be like resisting the rest, you know, like, yes,

2124
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:52,479
Speaker 3: I rake the kid, but three of the charges was bullshit.

2125
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:54,559
Speaker 5: I jay walked, I resisted the rest, and I parked

2126
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 5: in the wrong spot and they got me that ship too. Yet,

2127
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:07,200
Speaker 5: the only explanation I can offer about wide numbers are

2128
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:10,160
Speaker 5: higher than anyone else is there is no other explanation.

2129
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:11,360
Speaker 1: Uh.

2130
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:13,519
Speaker 5: And he says the reason that there are numbers are

2131
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:15,800
Speaker 5: highest because his school system actively.

2132
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:20,280
Speaker 3: Encourages students to report any suspicious activity. So his his

2133
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:22,759
Speaker 3: thing is, we don't rape more kids.

2134
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:25,479
Speaker 2: Other school systems don't tell about it.

2135
01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:27,679
Speaker 3: Now, I bet I've been. Now, I bet you that's true.

2136
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:29,600
Speaker 5: I mentioned some of that shit you be to go

2137
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:31,560
Speaker 5: to every cloud they pay him school system paying what

2138
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:32,840
Speaker 5: never hits to hit the street.

2139
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:33,519
Speaker 3: Uh.

2140
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,760
Speaker 5: He says, there's not a psych test we can give

2141
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,680
Speaker 5: everybody that says this person three years from now is

2142
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:39,439
Speaker 5: going isn't going.

2143
01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:42,080
Speaker 2: It's going to end up in some kind of sexual predator.

2144
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:45,080
Speaker 3: Well, come on, and you know what.

2145
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 5: And back to when we were talking about another podcast,

2146
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:50,040
Speaker 5: this is what happens when you don't pay the teachers

2147
01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:51,840
Speaker 5: who really do it for the love of teaching, You.

2148
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:52,680
Speaker 3: Get bad about it.

2149
01:41:53,439 --> 01:41:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, everybody wants to cut the schools are doing

2150
01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:57,479
Speaker 2: a terrible jobs. Fire all the teachers.

2151
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, who's gonna take a job hanging around your

2152
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,920
Speaker 3: bad ass kids for very minimal.

2153
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:04,200
Speaker 2: Pay or I get it.

2154
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:06,840
Speaker 3: The dude that Bob k Y Cousins and Wyane Cooler

2155
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:10,479
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and has funge about me.

2156
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:13,280
Speaker 1: If they can't pay me, I'm getting some ass out

2157
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:13,479
Speaker 1: of it.

2158
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:17,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it's like like a it's like a d

2159
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:20,559
Speaker 5: D at the strip club. Like they probably don't make

2160
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 5: that much.

2161
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:24,519
Speaker 3: Like I see titties all day? What do you want

2162
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:29,400
Speaker 3: me to do? Arrest made after robbery at Wendy's and Lacey.

2163
01:42:29,960 --> 01:42:33,320
Speaker 5: Lazy Police arrested a man on Golf Club Place Southeast

2164
01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:37,599
Speaker 5: on Friday afternoon after he allegedly robbed the Wendy's fast

2165
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:41,680
Speaker 5: food restaurant on Slier Kenny Road at gun point. The

2166
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:44,560
Speaker 5: man entered Wendy's, started waving a gun around and announced,

2167
01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:45,640
Speaker 5: this is a stick up.

2168
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:48,400
Speaker 2: So he's doing this old fashioned way. I know they

2169
01:42:48,479 --> 01:42:48,760
Speaker 2: did that.

2170
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:54,120
Speaker 5: He was robbing them from the nineteen seventies. He ain't

2171
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:58,280
Speaker 5: send him a chance, come on now. According to Lazy

2172
01:42:58,360 --> 01:43:01,880
Speaker 5: Police Lieutenant Jim Mack, no one was injured during the robbery,

2173
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:05,479
Speaker 5: which occurred at two forty five pm. Another dude robbing

2174
01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:06,599
Speaker 5: people in the middle of the day.

2175
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:07,360
Speaker 3: My house.

2176
01:43:08,479 --> 01:43:11,040
Speaker 2: It's something about that lunchtime and I just hit niggas.

2177
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:13,639
Speaker 3: They't just been like nigga, you had him. It rapped

2178
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:16,280
Speaker 3: me up a sandwich too, Give me a number two

2179
01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:20,400
Speaker 3: while you're at it, responding lazy, police arrested Ricky Dante Pinckney.

2180
01:43:21,479 --> 01:43:26,240
Speaker 2: No picture included, but come on at gunpoint. I'm sorry.

2181
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:28,799
Speaker 3: They arrested this dude.

2182
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:33,640
Speaker 5: At gunpoint and shortly after the robbery and recovered a

2183
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:35,680
Speaker 5: loaded handgun and cast.

2184
01:43:35,439 --> 01:43:36,920
Speaker 2: Doctor Vince stolen during the robbery.

2185
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:40,120
Speaker 5: Pinkney, twenty eight was booked at Thurston County Jail on

2186
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:44,599
Speaker 5: Friday on sufficional first degree robbery. The eatery was closed

2187
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:48,080
Speaker 5: Friday afternoon as Lady police interviewed the witness. They told

2188
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:50,719
Speaker 5: the police that picked me had been inside the Wendy's

2189
01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:54,480
Speaker 5: earlier Friday inquiring about a job application.

2190
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:58,920
Speaker 2: Oh so he applying for John and came back in

2191
01:43:59,000 --> 01:43:59,759
Speaker 2: rombdney airplay.

2192
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:04,479
Speaker 3: Wow to me, I would have hired him. I would say,

2193
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:07,920
Speaker 3: now you really do need a job, because no ass

2194
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:11,760
Speaker 3: is out here ready to ride. I'm not reading this

2195
01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:13,959
Speaker 3: whole article, but apparently this woman.

2196
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:18,519
Speaker 2: Had sex with a bunch of with a bunch of

2197
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,919
Speaker 2: what'd she say, fourteen year old dude boys, fourteen to fifteen.

2198
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:23,680
Speaker 3: Year old boys that were friends.

2199
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Speaker 5: Of her daughter when she was like thirty, and she's

2200
01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:31,600
Speaker 5: gonna go to jail for ten years. So wow, that

2201
01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:33,519
Speaker 5: was just reminded me of what we were talking about earlier.

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01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, like and she wasn't bad looking. She could have

2203
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:37,360
Speaker 3: found somebody to fuck us.

2204
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what she was.

2205
01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:45,200
Speaker 3: Bomba some dude made bombs to clear the snow.

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01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 2: He had to get the hang about them Avington. I

2207
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:56,080
Speaker 2: don't know if that's in Jersey. Was that Avington man

2208
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:58,800
Speaker 2: was accused of Abingdon made.

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Speaker 5: A charge of creating bombs as at his former address

2210
01:45:01,320 --> 01:45:03,200
Speaker 5: in Adverson, as the police told the man.

2211
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:07,679
Speaker 3: Was blowing up snow banks to avoid shoveling the snow.

2212
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:12,680
Speaker 3: Avenue Police Chief David Magenski said Leo J.

2213
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,920
Speaker 5: Powers, twenty three was with the last known address that

2214
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,920
Speaker 5: give us a dress. Is being charged with threats to

2215
01:45:17,960 --> 01:45:21,639
Speaker 5: commit crime and possession of his scendiary devices. After serving

2216
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:24,439
Speaker 5: Powers with an emergency restraining order at a rooming house

2217
01:45:24,479 --> 01:45:27,839
Speaker 5: he was staying at a Washington Street in Abingdon, police

2218
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:30,439
Speaker 5: learned Powers had a box of ammunition and a box

2219
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:35,320
Speaker 5: with some sort of powder in it at his former address.

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01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:40,640
Speaker 3: According to Magenski, so maybe gunpowder or say cocaine, Like,

2221
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:42,559
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think that's the detail.

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01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:43,679
Speaker 2: I'd like to know police.

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01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:49,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he basically divides a way to blow up

2224
01:45:49,479 --> 01:45:51,960
Speaker 5: snow banks instead of shoveling the snow, and he had

2225
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:52,519
Speaker 5: been doing it.

2226
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 2: For some time. When police said, fire officials around of

2227
01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:57,599
Speaker 2: the house.

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01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:02,439
Speaker 5: They discovered the container filled with military gray ammunition and

2229
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,080
Speaker 5: other stuff, including.

2230
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:04,880
Speaker 3: Powders of some sort.

2231
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:09,720
Speaker 5: If the report came back Saturday morning, the powder was

2232
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:14,400
Speaker 5: indeed an explosive material. So this motherfucker was using gunpowder

2233
01:46:14,479 --> 01:46:16,320
Speaker 5: to blow up snow instead of clearing it out.

2234
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:18,880
Speaker 3: Wow, mazy bastards.

2235
01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:22,679
Speaker 1: Was he like an XM X military guy or something.

2236
01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:27,639
Speaker 3: It doesn't say, Man, he doesn't say. I say.

2237
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:30,360
Speaker 5: He has a firearms license and he was told us

2238
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:33,280
Speaker 5: to render all his weapons handed over a pistol.

2239
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,640
Speaker 3: And a shotgun. So he took his guns from him.

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01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:38,080
Speaker 3: I bet the fucking n r A is mad about

2241
01:46:38,120 --> 01:46:40,879
Speaker 3: that abode.

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01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:43,920
Speaker 1: You can't even get Sooner said from the right age

2243
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:46,800
Speaker 1: that you you can. You can get all this ammunition.

2244
01:46:46,920 --> 01:46:53,760
Speaker 1: See that's selective. I don't know how do you say it, selective,

2245
01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:56,759
Speaker 1: dominion or selective. Uh, I'm gonna sound.

2246
01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:57,640
Speaker 2: Really stupid right now.

2247
01:46:58,000 --> 01:46:58,720
Speaker 3: I know what you mean.

2248
01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: It's like they law enforcement.

2249
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they legally picked which ones are cool.

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01:47:04,640 --> 01:47:06,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know the deal, but I mean, if

2251
01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:09,120
Speaker 5: you can buy thirty one bullets from Walmart.

2252
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:10,200
Speaker 2: And don't have to give up a name.

2253
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:16,120
Speaker 5: Like come on, uh, two in one thousand, maybe awake

2254
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:17,080
Speaker 5: during anesthesia?

2255
01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:21,479
Speaker 3: Yes, and see I told my dad just happened to me.

2256
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:23,439
Speaker 3: And he thinks I'm making this shit up.

2257
01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:25,439
Speaker 2: Why would I keep lying about something.

2258
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:28,160
Speaker 3: And I'm fucking thirty one. Why I have no reason

2259
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,000
Speaker 3: to lie about this shit now there, I knew it

2260
01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:30,479
Speaker 3: could happen.

2261
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:33,600
Speaker 2: And anyway, this study things for every one thousand.

2262
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:37,519
Speaker 5: Patients under anesthesia, two at most wake up during that operation,

2263
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:39,440
Speaker 5: which can lead the patient traumatized.

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01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:43,240
Speaker 3: I know I was awake during my fucking wisdom to surgery.

2265
01:47:43,320 --> 01:47:43,920
Speaker 2: I know it was.

2266
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:47,000
Speaker 3: I heard him talking like I fell him pulling in

2267
01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:49,559
Speaker 3: my teeth and saying like, oh, this is a tough

2268
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:52,960
Speaker 3: one right here, Like, I know that shit happened. Now,

2269
01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:54,719
Speaker 3: why would I fucking mind.

2270
01:47:54,560 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 2: Make that shit up?

2271
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:58,360
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. Anyway, I'm not reading all this shit, but Dad,

2272
01:47:58,760 --> 01:47:59,640
Speaker 3: if you're listening, you.

2273
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:02,840
Speaker 2: Was when I had my shit. I was out like

2274
01:48:02,960 --> 01:48:06,479
Speaker 2: a light bulb. He said, count back, I said nine

2275
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:08,519
Speaker 2: ten eight, And when I.

2276
01:48:08,520 --> 01:48:11,960
Speaker 3: Woke back up, Everything was over all right. Last story,

2277
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:12,840
Speaker 3: Last story.

2278
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 5: Man allegedly masturbating and Fairfield Library turns himself in. Oh wow,

2279
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:22,600
Speaker 5: I couldn't figure out how to operate the porn in

2280
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,840
Speaker 5: his uh Marriott.

2281
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:27,040
Speaker 3: Wow? And guess the race? People guess the race?

2282
01:48:27,840 --> 01:48:30,679
Speaker 2: Oh black, Yes, those that had.

2283
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,760
Speaker 1: Yes blacky Connecticut.

2284
01:48:35,320 --> 01:48:37,639
Speaker 3: Let's see yes, Fairfield, Connecticut.

2285
01:48:37,720 --> 01:48:39,559
Speaker 1: A Norwark manly, are you serious?

2286
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:40,120
Speaker 2: Yep?

2287
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:43,400
Speaker 5: A Norark Man turned himself in Friday after a number

2288
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:46,280
Speaker 5: of people complained a number of people Chris.

2289
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:50,639
Speaker 2: Then he do this ship one and once was see

2290
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:52,479
Speaker 2: over there just with his pants and.

2291
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:55,719
Speaker 5: Drawns off candle snip was figure at the house.

2292
01:48:57,640 --> 01:49:00,000
Speaker 3: A number of people complaining.

2293
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:00,920
Speaker 2: Ye have clean actions.

2294
01:49:04,280 --> 01:49:07,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody's really gonna have to do. Somebody something that

2295
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 1: masturbating him self.

2296
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:14,160
Speaker 2: Help And he was just like what book was he reading? Now?

2297
01:49:14,320 --> 01:49:18,040
Speaker 2: I want to know how to masturbate. He's like, I'm

2298
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:18,479
Speaker 2: figured it.

2299
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:19,720
Speaker 3: Out now to try it.

2300
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,680
Speaker 2: Let's see a number of people complain he was.

2301
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:28,439
Speaker 5: Masturbating inside Fairfield Public Library, police said Kenneth Bell thirty one.

2302
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:30,040
Speaker 3: And it gets his actress.

2303
01:49:30,920 --> 01:49:32,920
Speaker 2: I say that be a don't kill nobody.

2304
01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:35,240
Speaker 3: Oh man, I hope I'll never get in trouble for

2305
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:36,080
Speaker 3: some crazy ship.

2306
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:38,560
Speaker 2: No, because they will put your ship out in the streets, Like,

2307
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:41,360
Speaker 2: how hard is it gonna be? Defined? One two seven

2308
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:44,479
Speaker 2: Strawberry Avenue. Not hard, It's not hard.

2309
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:46,439
Speaker 1: I'm on Twitter and everything. Yeah.

2310
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2311
01:49:50,760 --> 01:49:50,880
Speaker 1: Uh.

2312
01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:53,160
Speaker 2: He was arrested on a warrant for two counts of

2313
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:54,880
Speaker 2: breach of peace. Uh.

2314
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,600
Speaker 5: They said, that's that's the charge. I don't know that

2315
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:59,480
Speaker 5: would charge second off in public.

2316
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:02,920
Speaker 3: Se Yeah, what happened to anything quiet? What happened in decent?

2317
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:05,080
Speaker 1: Bringing the piece to himself?

2318
01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:09,639
Speaker 3: Maybe he was masturbating too loud and it was a library.

2319
01:50:10,160 --> 01:50:19,080
Speaker 3: Maybe he's like one hand, sir, not too Yes.

2320
01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:20,360
Speaker 2: She's doing too hard.

2321
01:50:20,800 --> 01:50:20,920
Speaker 1: Uh.

2322
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:24,519
Speaker 5: Police said they received complaints from library patrons that Bell

2323
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:28,839
Speaker 5: would approach female at the library, ask a personal questions,

2324
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:31,680
Speaker 5: then sit facing the women and masturbate.

2325
01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:37,320
Speaker 3: He was trying to get out the friend zone, that's all.

2326
01:50:37,760 --> 01:50:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2327
01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:38,880
Speaker 3: I guess he was.

2328
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 5: Your podcast podcast didn't well, he definitely was out of

2329
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:43,920
Speaker 5: everybody's friend zone.

2330
01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you that.

2331
01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:49,639
Speaker 1: Because of you. It's because not because of your podcast,

2332
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:50,240
Speaker 1: But he did it.

2333
01:50:50,320 --> 01:50:56,240
Speaker 11: Maybe I don't know many get you caught up.

2334
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:59,080
Speaker 3: Now listen, I said, pull your dick out I didn't

2335
01:50:59,080 --> 01:50:59,919
Speaker 3: say masturbate.

2336
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:05,040
Speaker 5: Can you pull your dick out and then if she

2337
01:51:05,320 --> 01:51:07,880
Speaker 5: wants to touch it, that gets you out the friends

2338
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:08,720
Speaker 5: on one way or the other.

2339
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:11,040
Speaker 2: She decides I would not for taking.

2340
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:14,320
Speaker 3: This dick, then that means you are you are not friends.

2341
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:15,400
Speaker 2: And you can leave her alone.

2342
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:19,040
Speaker 3: She's not gonna fuck you. But then you freeom masturbator exactly.

2343
01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:21,280
Speaker 3: But if you just pull your dick out, start jacket and.

2344
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:24,000
Speaker 2: You're doing the work for her, let her earn her

2345
01:51:24,040 --> 01:51:24,679
Speaker 2: keep man.

2346
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:27,920
Speaker 3: Damn y'all hustling backwards anyway?

2347
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:31,439
Speaker 1: One occasion he like one occasion or was it just

2348
01:51:31,640 --> 01:51:33,880
Speaker 1: like that's a number of times, Like it was just

2349
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:35,599
Speaker 1: one time he did this story.

2350
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:39,720
Speaker 3: It sounds like multiple times because it's said that's home

2351
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:42,200
Speaker 3: he had to turn himself in.

2352
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are tweeting about it and it's on Facebook.

2353
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:52,920
Speaker 2: It's me, guys, I'm sorry Home hadn't turned themself in.

2354
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:56,880
Speaker 2: I'm here. It's me, the masturbator.

2355
01:51:57,760 --> 01:51:59,479
Speaker 3: You've been word on the street as you mean, that's

2356
01:51:59,479 --> 01:52:01,640
Speaker 3: a reward me, I'm mister Jackoff. That's me.

2357
01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, man.

2358
01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:06,640
Speaker 3: Well, there's been another episode.

2359
01:52:06,280 --> 01:52:09,880
Speaker 5: Of Blackouts podcast and we were here with our guess

2360
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:16,880
Speaker 5: Chris Lambert. Yeah, and Chris's website is Mundane Festival.

2361
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:20,640
Speaker 3: Dot tumblr dot com. And of course Tumbler spelled t

2362
01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:23,640
Speaker 3: U M B L no E and then R.

2363
01:52:25,280 --> 01:52:27,080
Speaker 5: And he has a couple of clips of himself on

2364
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:29,240
Speaker 5: there Man where you can go check out his comedy.

2365
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,120
Speaker 3: And uh, you got some dates doing Man?

2366
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:33,599
Speaker 2: You want to you want to plug some dates?

2367
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, Tomorrow I'm producing the co producing the show

2368
01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:42,200
Speaker 1: as the People's inpriv Theater in New York City. It's

2369
01:52:42,200 --> 01:52:44,880
Speaker 1: called the Pit. It's uh, it's at nine to thirty

2370
01:52:44,920 --> 01:52:47,840
Speaker 1: tomorrow night, called the show called Monday Night Life. And

2371
01:52:47,960 --> 01:52:50,640
Speaker 1: we got some great comics that you've probably seen on

2372
01:52:51,360 --> 01:52:54,519
Speaker 1: Letterman and Last Comics staying and it's gonna be a

2373
01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:57,759
Speaker 1: good time. So that's tomorrow night at nine thirty pm.

2374
01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:00,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hosting that show. It's gonna be good

2375
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:05,560
Speaker 1: and it's free. It's free, guys, and I get I

2376
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:06,880
Speaker 1: do want to do the other ones?

2377
01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2378
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:09,880
Speaker 2: Man, plug them all, fiki, Okay.

2379
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:13,240
Speaker 1: Plug them all. So Frida Friday, Friday night, I'm gonna

2380
01:53:13,280 --> 01:53:16,719
Speaker 1: be in Bloomfield, New Jersey at Piano's Bar and Grill.

2381
01:53:17,320 --> 01:53:20,400
Speaker 1: That's gonna be at eight o'clock. I'm doing a spot there.

2382
01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:24,439
Speaker 10: And then if you're for the North Carolinians, I'm gonna

2383
01:53:24,439 --> 01:53:29,200
Speaker 10: be at the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. That's gonna

2384
01:53:29,200 --> 01:53:31,759
Speaker 10: be on Friday, February eleventh at ten point.

2385
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:36,760
Speaker 1: Thirty at the DSSID Comedy Theater, two hundred North Greensboro

2386
01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:40,360
Speaker 1: Street in Carboro, North Carolina. And then on the twelfth,

2387
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:42,960
Speaker 1: February twelve, at ten I'm gonna be at Local five

2388
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,960
Speaker 1: oh six in Chapel Hill And all those tickets are

2389
01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:49,599
Speaker 1: ten dollars and it's gonna be good. I'm gonna be funny.

2390
01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:53,280
Speaker 5: Ah, that co's up and you're you're in New York,

2391
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:55,479
Speaker 5: so anybody that listens, we have a lot of listeners

2392
01:53:55,520 --> 01:53:55,920
Speaker 5: in New York.

2393
01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:57,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe they.

2394
01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:58,599
Speaker 3: Can go check y'all out, check you out.

2395
01:53:58,680 --> 01:53:59,599
Speaker 2: If you do check out.

2396
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:02,280
Speaker 3: Chrisma, make sure you're telling that you know, uh, you

2397
01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:03,760
Speaker 3: heard them on the podcast man.

2398
01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:06,160
Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, that would be great.

2399
01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:09,479
Speaker 2: So that's cool, man. And of course you know all

2400
01:54:09,560 --> 01:54:10,120
Speaker 2: of our stuff.

2401
01:54:10,479 --> 01:54:13,880
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2402
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:16,400
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2403
01:54:16,479 --> 01:54:17,280
Speaker 5: gmail dot com.

2404
01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:20,599
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2405
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Speaker 3: eight six and uh you know.

2406
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:25,160
Speaker 2: Don't forget. You can donate to the show.

2407
01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:28,040
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2408
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Speaker 5: the right hand side and click on the donate button.

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Speaker 3: You can follow us on Twitter. We're all on Twitter.

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01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,320
Speaker 2: Chris is at Chris.

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01:54:35,360 --> 01:54:39,000
Speaker 3: Lambert l A M B E R T H and

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01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:40,800
Speaker 3: I'm at rodermus Prime.

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01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:43,000
Speaker 2: I say Dad again, Dad, It's in d A T

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01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:44,480
Speaker 2: so until next time.

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01:54:44,520 --> 01:54:46,360
Speaker 3: I love you too, love.

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01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:48,560
Speaker 2: Doubt.

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01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:51,200
Speaker 3: Jeff ro McAfee, you can call me daddy.

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01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:52,960
Speaker 2: I'll be Dad.

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01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:59,040
Speaker 3: That's the lady.

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Speaker 8: Come to time, somedicate bad oh wow, know your happy

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01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:11,040
Speaker 8: confel till you jest like daddy.

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01:55:10,920 --> 01:55:13,680
Speaker 2: Come sunshine turns to rain.

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01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:18,040
Speaker 1: I can say, if you're just glo with your eyes

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01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:18,800
Speaker 1: fear the.

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Speaker 14: I t to just that matter when she was younger,

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01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:26,080
Speaker 14: real daddy died when she was younger. My mom betterr

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01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:27,920
Speaker 14: do what she pleased to sing. The one loved up

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01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:30,080
Speaker 14: a shine of love the time and they the brother

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01:55:30,160 --> 01:55:32,160
Speaker 14: the kind of truth of love not yet touched with

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01:55:32,280 --> 01:55:34,960
Speaker 14: so much potential. Jose to let me got your mental

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01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:37,000
Speaker 14: and to a place with sabbings of.

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Speaker 2: The pain you'll never taste for God's grace. She was

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Speaker 2: born with that face.

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Speaker 14: Nothing for pure beauty, so for an eternity. I feel

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Speaker 14: it's my duty to be your soldier.

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Speaker 3: Don't get a baby.

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01:55:45,240 --> 01:55:47,760
Speaker 14: You got plans, the motion and the coldest, nicest whining.

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01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:50,240
Speaker 14: I hold you like I'm supposed to ask you grow closer.

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01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:52,480
Speaker 14: I take your hand, lasting the anything you need.

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Speaker 2: Asked me to spoil you, my baby girl, just.

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01:55:54,720 --> 01:55:57,520
Speaker 4: Like that, spending time with you. I feel blessed when

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01:55:57,520 --> 01:55:59,880
Speaker 4: you gone feel the pain so fron You've been my chest.

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01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:02,320
Speaker 4: I got arrested, came so close to going to this.

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01:56:02,800 --> 01:56:06,160
Speaker 4: Someone blows at the boat post, breaking the dam, screaming laughs,

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01:56:06,240 --> 01:56:09,200
Speaker 4: going all out. Damn idd you stay locked dawn at

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01:56:09,240 --> 01:56:11,720
Speaker 4: Ball's house, watching the kids do the whole pig, then

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01:56:11,800 --> 01:56:12,320
Speaker 4: the be out.

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01:56:12,440 --> 01:56:13,160
Speaker 3: I see you did it.

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01:56:13,280 --> 01:56:15,600
Speaker 4: You wanna fake homies, trying to fuck you. You're gonna

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01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:17,240
Speaker 4: tell me that's why I stay committed.

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01:56:17,480 --> 01:56:18,800
Speaker 2: I thank god, that's the time.

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01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:21,080
Speaker 4: I can't hopeing You're forgive me for the times I

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01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:24,280
Speaker 4: bullshit me and you will kiss the pool we gonna touch,

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01:56:24,720 --> 01:56:26,560
Speaker 4: screaming like your time at the time.

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Speaker 3: I'm fucking you.

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01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:29,080
Speaker 2: You remember, had a father, a family.

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01:56:29,320 --> 01:56:30,040
Speaker 3: But I'll be there.

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01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:32,080
Speaker 4: Don't need to fit so much to say it and

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01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:34,040
Speaker 4: see what he gives. And know you gave me your

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01:56:34,120 --> 01:56:36,880
Speaker 4: heart when I'm dirt broke and fucked up.

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Speaker 2: You steal the me and the time.

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Speaker 3: On the baby.

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Speaker 2: Know you're happy. I can feel your passion looking down

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01:56:47,280 --> 01:56:48,200
Speaker 2: just like daddy.

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Speaker 3: Come on, sunshine, churse wade.

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Speaker 8: I can take away your big just say, close your eyes,

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01:56:55,880 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 8: feel the man you tell.

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Speaker 2: The leaves and you need that.

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Speaker 15: I just like that for me now or when my

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Speaker 15: pis getting How would mean sound toughing in prison, but

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Speaker 15: when you cry, you speck in the county right, and

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01:57:07,480 --> 01:57:08,400
Speaker 15: that is how I miss you.

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Speaker 3: Getting to be trained to parta check? How'm like? Did

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Speaker 3: you did you for thinking like a mana?

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Speaker 2: And on them level?

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Speaker 15: Who are the sometime of Daddy ready to Hawaddi and

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01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:18,520
Speaker 15: Johnny lads and total to Chinia skill be right behind

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01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:20,520
Speaker 15: your truth like just me and you gonna tell him

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01:57:20,560 --> 01:57:22,640
Speaker 15: when he can. Trus can get out between your sheets

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Speaker 15: and ship right here. The street is putting Nikeys on

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Speaker 15: your belly.

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Speaker 2: Robbie's talking on the beach.

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Speaker 15: I love and when you're not up and grabbing that,

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01:57:28,640 --> 01:57:31,440
Speaker 15: I feel for your bad let By girls just like Dad.

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Speaker 2: Show me I'm in my hand out to help your

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01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:36,160
Speaker 2: lord soul. Look at michel to on a late ninety second.

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Speaker 2: Treat your girl, we'll disrespect you. My age is young,

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Speaker 2: out of place.

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Speaker 14: Bench calling days is done from a tricky to a

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Speaker 14: MISSI you know already.

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Speaker 2: Just place the under my wing. Show that how we

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Speaker 2: swing now.

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Speaker 4: She rolled a bus for a king one day label

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Speaker 4: Doug misses.

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Speaker 13: That's the something I gettle, sister, Hugs and kisses.

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Speaker 2: That's just gonna need to be your father, thinking to