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Speaker 1: sure how old the dude is who's calling in for
Speaker 1: a second date update today, but judging from his email,
Speaker 1: he's just a little guy because it looks like his
Speaker 1: mom set him up on a playdate and that's where
Speaker 1: he met the girl who he wants to call today.
Speaker 1: His name is Avery. Avery. There, big guy. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not a little guy. Okay. Are you a six year
Speaker 1: old with a really mature voice? Are you older than that?
Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven. Oh you're seven? Yeah, Avery, your email
Speaker 1: made it sound like your mom set you up on
Speaker 1: a play date, because you said that your mom actually
Speaker 1: set this whole thing up with her mom. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Uh. You know, my mom just a
Speaker 1: little crazy. She kind of just makes decisions for me
Speaker 1: without even asking me. Oh man, she sounds like a
Speaker 1: walk in the park. And do you usually go along
Speaker 1: with these ideas or is this one of the first
Speaker 1: times that it actually worked out for you. I've never
Speaker 1: done anything like this before, but she's my mom, so
Speaker 1: I kind of agreed to it. Yeah. So did her
Speaker 1: mom and your mom talk and that's how you went
Speaker 1: out with this girl? Yeah? Yeah. They know each other
Speaker 1: through some book club or something that they're actively involved in,
Speaker 1: and they kind of just try to hook us up
Speaker 1: on a date. So that's that's what happened. That's kind
Speaker 1: of cute. I mean it could work out great. I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows you best? Your mom? Right, that's right. So
Speaker 1: what's the girl's name? Avery? Her name is Rebecca? Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: And was it a true blind date? Like were you
Speaker 1: guys met at a restaurant? Yeah? Well I kind of
Speaker 1: salved her on social media a little bit before. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you saw our picture and you thought I can
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, pretty much. That's good. So I agreed
Speaker 1: to go on the date and we met for dinner.
Speaker 1: But uh, you know, it was kind of weird at first. Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: And why was it weird? Well, I mean she's pretty
Speaker 1: at all. I mean she's really hot, you know, but
Speaker 1: her hair just wasn't what I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: Her hair, Yeah, what do you mean it wasn't like
Speaker 1: what were your expectations of her hair? Well? You know,
Speaker 1: like I said, I looked her off on social media
Speaker 1: and her hair in the picture her hair was wavy, okay,
Speaker 1: but when we met her hair was straight. Whoa, girls
Speaker 1: have magic things that they can do to themselves. They
Speaker 1: for real, guys. It weirded me out. I mean I
Speaker 1: was prepared for wavy, and then it was strike, are
Speaker 1: you screwing with us right now? Avery? No, I'm being serious,
Speaker 1: And it's not that I have a preference for straight
Speaker 1: hair or wavy hair. I was just imagining wavy hair.
Speaker 1: So I was like, whoa, and just really, yeah, that
Speaker 1: sounds like she's a wild card. Dude, are you here?
Speaker 1: You want to try to continue a relationship with her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, well, the date ended up going really well.
Speaker 1: I might have stared at her hair just a little
Speaker 1: bit because you know, like I said, it's weirded out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we get to talking at dinner and we just
Speaker 1: found out that we're both a lot alike in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways. Yeah, except she's a liar when it
Speaker 1: comes to hair and you're not. Why did you guys
Speaker 1: have a com in? Ay, well, we both ordered the
Speaker 1: same meal, so that means we have the same taste
Speaker 1: of food. You both like soup. Found out that we
Speaker 1: both like reggae. Awesome. That actually shocks me about you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't picture you as a big reggae guy, Avery,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. No, I totally love it. The
Speaker 1: off Beats, the found chick Wound, Chicka wown. Why that's
Speaker 1: the awesome Okay, I mean it's just it's just awesome
Speaker 1: form of music. It's totally different. Yeah, hey, I think
Speaker 1: that's cool. Ay, I love reggae. At the end of
Speaker 1: the night, I invited her over to my place to
Speaker 1: hang out and did she say yes? Oh? Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: she did. Oh so she was actually have any good
Speaker 1: time too. I was doubting it. I think she was
Speaker 1: having a good time. Yeah, okay, how did that go
Speaker 1: back at your house? Listen to a little reggae music
Speaker 1: back there? Maybe curl her hair so it looked normal. No,
Speaker 1: just waves, don't go all the way to curl. Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: We did listen to some reggae back at my place,
Speaker 1: but no, I didn't touch her hair. I left it
Speaker 1: not since straight, even though you know everything in me
Speaker 1: wanted to make it curly. I left it alone and
Speaker 1: I didn't touch her hair that much. Good. Was this
Speaker 1: like a night back at your house? Like a night
Speaker 1: back at your house? Or did you guys just have
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks. We ended up hanging out, sitting
Speaker 1: on my bed and uh, making out a little bit,
Speaker 1: but nothing more than that. Oh nice, Okay, So it
Speaker 1: sounds like she liked you back. Yeah, I think so. God,
Speaker 1: I bet that's not what your mom had in mind
Speaker 1: when she set you up make out sessions. I bet
Speaker 1: she didn't. Not avery animal. Yeah that's right. But I
Speaker 1: don't know why she's not calling me back. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get in touch with her, you know. I
Speaker 1: tried text her a few times, I called her one
Speaker 1: checked in with her on social media. I asked my mom,
Speaker 1: it's all to her mom, since they're like pals or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you didn't say anything. She had no intel for me,
Speaker 1: So I don't really know what happened. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. I don't know if there's something that
Speaker 1: I did. Do you believe your mom or do you
Speaker 1: think she's lying? To you to save your feelings. Nah,
Speaker 1: my mom wouldn't lie to me. Okay, was there anything
Speaker 1: weird that happened that you can think of that would
Speaker 1: have turned her off? I mean she made out with
Speaker 1: you at your place. I really don't know. Unless she
Speaker 1: was picturing my hair being differently too, maybe that's it. Well,
Speaker 1: hopefully that's the problem, and then we can get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and clear all that up for you. Hevery,
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, okay, sound good? All right?
Speaker 1: Brooking jubil in the morning update if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update. Today is a big one.
Speaker 1: One of the craziest things we've ever heard happen on
Speaker 1: a first date before ever. Avery is on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update. He got hooked up
Speaker 1: with a girl because their mothers know each other. His
Speaker 1: mom knows her mom, and they said that they should
Speaker 1: go out on a date. They did have a fun time,
Speaker 1: but the biggest shocker for Avery when she showed up
Speaker 1: her hair was different. Yeah, I talk about a bomb
Speaker 1: being dropped. Apparently, when he saw pictures of her, her
Speaker 1: hair was wavy, but when she showed up for the date,
Speaker 1: her hair was straight, and that made Avery feel a
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable. But he says that they recovered, had a
Speaker 1: nice night, even went back to his place and made
Speaker 1: out a little bit. But now she's not calling him back. Avery,
Speaker 1: are you ready to get your second date? Update? I'm ready,
Speaker 1: okay and looking into the future right now. Avery, if
Speaker 1: you were to get a second date and say she
Speaker 1: cut her hair, I mean, is that something you're also
Speaker 1: mentally prepared for, Well, it might take a little bit
Speaker 1: of time, but I really like her nothing. That's all
Speaker 1: that matters. You're a bigger man than most. Avery. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Avery, weell. I'm gonna dial her phone number
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, all right, Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Rebecca? Please? This is she? Hey Rebecca, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who Jebil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Oh um, Hi, I'm I'm fine.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? Do you have any idea
Speaker 1: why I'm calling I honestly, I don't even know who
Speaker 1: you are. Okay, it's very honest. I'll explain the whole thing.
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel and a host of show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. That's Brooke over there, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 1: and that's Jose over there. Hello. The reason that we're
Speaker 1: calling you today is that one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: us about you about me. Yes, okay, it's the guy
Speaker 1: that you went out on a date with. He says
Speaker 1: that you guys had a great time, but now you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back, and he's very confused. Do you
Speaker 1: have any idea who I might be talking about? Oh god, Avery, Yes, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you got it right. Okay. We do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the second Date Update. So Avery emailed
Speaker 1: us because he's confused. He thought your date was great,
Speaker 1: but now you're not responding to any of his messages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're You're right, I'm I am not responding to any
Speaker 1: of his messages. Okay. I mean from his description, it
Speaker 1: sounded like you were really into the date. Um. I
Speaker 1: mean it was fun. I had a nice time, but
Speaker 1: I just he he's probably a little too much for
Speaker 1: my taste, and I just don't think that it's a
Speaker 1: good idea to continue. Huh. Okay, Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: how he be too much for your take? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you what he told us about your date? Sure?
Speaker 1: So he said that you guys got set up because
Speaker 1: your moms know each other. H right, And then he
Speaker 1: said that you met up, you had a good time.
Speaker 1: You even went back to his place and made out
Speaker 1: on his bed. Yeah, yeah, we did. That's real enjoyable
Speaker 1: when you say it like that. Yeah, is that what
Speaker 1: you mean? Too much? Like? Do you not move that
Speaker 1: fast normally or something? Well, not necessarily that. I just
Speaker 1: a couple of things became apparent that are kind of
Speaker 1: red flags for me, and I just felt like I
Speaker 1: was finished at that point. He was a horrible kiss,
Speaker 1: or wasn't he Well, he wasn't my favorite kiss or
Speaker 1: that I've taught, But he wasn't the worst. Oh well,
Speaker 1: that's always the review that guys want after you make
Speaker 1: out with him. You're not the worst? Was this place
Speaker 1: like disgusting? No? I just I just don't need to
Speaker 1: get him in trouble. He seems like a nice enough guy.
Speaker 1: I in trouble with what? Just the lifestyle that he
Speaker 1: lives is a little too intense for me, And I'm
Speaker 1: I'm wait, we're talking about the Saint Maby right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was shocked that he liked reggae. That was kind
Speaker 1: of the shocker for me too, Like I, I also
Speaker 1: enjoy reggae, but like I wasn't necessarily expecting that. So
Speaker 1: that kind of brought my guard down, and I thought that,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe we did have a lot in common,
Speaker 1: and you know, when we went back to his place,
Speaker 1: I was kind of into it. But it just that's
Speaker 1: not really enough to keep a connection alive. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. So what happened? Yeah, what was it? Um?
Speaker 1: Do I have to tell you? I don't know. I guess, Well,
Speaker 1: we'd appreciate it, and so would he. He really wants
Speaker 1: to know, and he's like, not going to get in
Speaker 1: trouble if it's anything weird. I don't, well, what depends
Speaker 1: on how weird it is. I mean, I'm sure the
Speaker 1: authorities could get involved if they need to. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Well, just basically, like long
Speaker 1: story short, we were having a really nice date. We
Speaker 1: went back to his place, he turned on some reggae,
Speaker 1: we were making out a little bit, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he stops me and he says, why
Speaker 1: don't we kick this party up to the next level.
Speaker 1: What what does that mean? So he pulls this box
Speaker 1: from underneath his bed and he opens it and it's
Speaker 1: just drug paraphernalia in it. What like what I know? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's there's some weeds and some other stuff.
Speaker 1: So he offers me, you know, he says, do you
Speaker 1: want to have some fun? And I said no, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'll pass. And he says, fine, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have all the fun myself. Then I guess, and he
Speaker 1: puts the pill on his tongue and turns on a
Speaker 1: strobe light and like all of a sudden, the date
Speaker 1: turns into this rave. I was just I was not
Speaker 1: on board. And he says, you know, let's go crazy,
Speaker 1: and then he stands up on his bed and starts
Speaker 1: dancing and like gyrating. We're talking about the same Avery, Yeah, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: what are you doing on air on the radio? Wait? Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh that's Avery. He's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you, Rebecca.
Speaker 1: Our moms are gonna hear this. I forgot about the moms.
Speaker 1: You've been listening the whole time, yes, something, listening to
Speaker 1: everything I didn't know that was an issue. He said,
Speaker 1: you like Raia, you said you were into the culture.
Speaker 1: We're all just yeah, hey, oh my god, the movement
Speaker 1: and the historical significance of it, not the drug culture,
Speaker 1: but that comes with it, doesn't know. Listen, man, you
Speaker 1: you started out so nice and so like, so very
Speaker 1: different than you were back at your house, like like
Speaker 1: you were so calm and it was even almost awkward.
Speaker 1: And then you get back home and it's just the
Speaker 1: NonStop party all the time, Like what is that? Well,
Speaker 1: that's to me when I'm in public, but you know,
Speaker 1: when I'm in my home, in my bin, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's my safe space. He invited you into a safe space.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know what to say to that, Avery,
Speaker 1: Like this is like our first date. This is the impression. Well,
Speaker 1: I fuck, you were cool with it. I thought it
Speaker 1: would be okay and be kind of fun. I didn't
Speaker 1: know he's doing a peddle pill on me to wrap
Speaker 1: me out. I mean, Avery, you didn't even like gauge
Speaker 1: how I felt about that kind of thing. You just
Speaker 1: went to town like I can how am I supposed
Speaker 1: to you? I thought we had a lot in common like,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to have follow me, I get it.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. Maybe the next time I'll
Speaker 1: go out with somebody, they'll actually have the same hair
Speaker 1: that's in their photos. Oh yeah, that's right, what photos.
Speaker 1: Your hair is totally different from what you have on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I've literally had the same haircut for like four years.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Bob? The pictures your hair
Speaker 1: is wavy, but you showed up to the date and
Speaker 1: your hair was totally straight. Are you kidding me? You
Speaker 1: showed up to the date like a clean cut, nice dude,
Speaker 1: and then took me back to your drug den and
Speaker 1: turned out, Hey, Rebecca, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Avery again? On a second eight? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. You know, I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can use those funds to take somebody else
Speaker 1: into his den and have a great, wonderful night. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, den sounds so creepy every time you say it. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll the have to find somebody else's party
Speaker 1: with no every say no to drugs for God's sake
Speaker 1: from Bacca. You didn't tell my mom, did you? Ah? No,
Speaker 1: I've never even met your mother. You didn't tell your
Speaker 1: mom either, right, I just told her that it wasn't
Speaker 1: a good fit. Oh oh man dodged a bullet every
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't get a date, but you can
Speaker 1: still live the party on broken jewel in the morning.