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Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories. Uh.

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Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call

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Speaker 1: an old car a galoppe, and he said he knew

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Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old. So I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you. I got to ask Tommy and Jr. What

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Speaker 1: are some of your favorite old person words or phrases?

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Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives?

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Speaker 2: You know that old people say, like jealoppi for instance.

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Speaker 3: Actually, when Steve called somebody on drugs a junkie, you.

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Speaker 2: Know my favorite.

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Speaker 3: I love it that word. So you're comfortable with that, Steve.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was talking to my brother the other day,

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Speaker 4: my brother saying, man, I can't stay in that jib

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Speaker 4: ass Turkey.

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Speaker 2: That's right out of the seventiess.

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Speaker 3: Turkey still saying that. What about your junior? When old

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Speaker 3: people say, these old players, they say, what if I

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Speaker 3: had your hand, I cut mine off? They got that

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Speaker 3: from They all say it, though, man, your hand, why

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Speaker 3: cut mine off?

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you another one right here. Y'all want some

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Speaker 4: hot water corn bread? I want a corn read hot

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Speaker 4: water corn bread. Yeah, that's oldest hell Hota.

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Speaker 3: You you like?

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Speaker 4: You like red eye gravy y'all still doing.

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Speaker 2: That either your favorite old people sayings or phrases mean.

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Speaker 3: Between me and you and the fifth holes. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: tell you something between what you know, like they get

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Speaker 3: said over there, tell me the old people saying.

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Speaker 5: I said, look at that looking at me like a

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Speaker 5: new calf standing at the goat for that offense.

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Speaker 3: What they're saying that what they said against you?

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Speaker 1: They said, look at it looking at me like a

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Speaker 1: new calf looking at a new gate.

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Speaker 3: I said, where can you get that from? I've never

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Speaker 3: heard that one before? The new gate. He's down in Brenton, Texas.

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Speaker 3: I mean to go down there, they said that, And

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Speaker 3: I can just go down from my daddy brother, my

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Speaker 3: daddy brother, uncle Lewis.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: You know, I've been the hell in jail. They both

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Speaker 3: the same.

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Speaker 4: I just put the orange jump again and then put

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Speaker 4: the orange jump in the flip flop down.

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Speaker 5: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been the hell in jail. I'm gonna change

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Speaker 3: something now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you don't nothing, no nothing, be the

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Speaker 4: hoghead cheese. You're gonna stick with food up, you know,

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Speaker 4: because that's oh you, you can't even say that. My

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Speaker 4: my children have no idea what that is no hog

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Speaker 4: head cheese. Well you can't beat the hog head cheese.

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Speaker 3: That's the classest way to raise your blood pressure.

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Speaker 4: My children have never had that. My children have never

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Speaker 4: had hit lips. Never for what we hell, they've never

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Speaker 4: been par lets just start there you go.

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Speaker 3: When the old people say one in the hand, be

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Speaker 3: two in the bush, what does that mean?

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Speaker 4: That means better go with what you got. Don't gonna

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Speaker 4: mess with something over there? You go with what you've got. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: bird hand the bush. See if you let the one

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Speaker 4: in your hand, go and stick your hand in that

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Speaker 4: bush and the birds fly.

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Speaker 3: If you ain't gonna handle damn bird, never do nothing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: thats that mean?

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Speaker 5: And you know we used to hear it mark my

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Speaker 5: words because I said that this should mark my words.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: Mark my words?

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Speaker 4: Mean?

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Speaker 3: Write this down because this is going to happen. Why

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Speaker 3: get you to use your head for moreing a hat wreck?

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be oh lord.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My mom used to say something about a.

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Speaker 1: Chicken and a pot and a window to throw it

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Speaker 1: out up?

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Speaker 3: Have you heard that? Saying they got.

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Speaker 1: That chicken?

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Speaker 5: He was to y'all the chicken at the was like,

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Speaker 5: what what are you saying, all right, coming up.

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Speaker 3: All that piddling round? Yes, what is godless? Come on shore,

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Speaker 3: let's go. We got to go see a man by

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Speaker 3: the horse.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a dog. Okay, Coming up next

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Speaker 1: the nephew will be here with the prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Right after this.

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Speaker 3: Where did you grow up at?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.