WEBVTT - The Postman Always Rings Twice - 11.13.24

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today and the subject is his joyful

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<v Speaker 1>noise is disturbing my mom. We'll get into that find

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<v Speaker 1>out what that's all about in just a few because

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<v Speaker 1>right now the nephew is here with today's Frank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call what you got for us next today? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a joy for Frank this morning, and it

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<v Speaker 1>is the postman always raised twice. All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>cat dog, if you would, let's get to it. The

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<v Speaker 1>postman always RaSE twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read carlos ify my name

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<v Speaker 2>Benny Man, Benny Pipps.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to make sure I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 2>You You work for a post office, right, Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you deliver mail off a Murphy Road?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh sometime?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll live it. Well. First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make sure I had to write postman.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's been brought to my attention that there's a

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<v Speaker 2>postman that has been stopping by my house. And what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to

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<v Speaker 2>my door? The post she just putting mail in the

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<v Speaker 2>mailboxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at

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<v Speaker 2>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Say it again?

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<v Speaker 2>I live at Murphy Road, Murfury Road.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I deliver over there, but delivering packs at your house?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I said, you've been bringing mail to my house

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<v Speaker 2>and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to kill your callos.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife is at home all day, she don't work.

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<v Speaker 2>And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on

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<v Speaker 2>more than one occasion, on a daily basis. You're coming

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<v Speaker 2>by there two three times, you know. But when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>understanding that, it ain't no mail being brought over that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure out what are you doing at

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<v Speaker 2>my house? Now? What? What? What? Really? Didn't been brought

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<v Speaker 2>all this to a head because I already know what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. Let me go on, let you know that

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<v Speaker 2>call over. I do know what's going on. I picked

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<v Speaker 2>up the clothes from the cleaners this morning, and my attention,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a man's post office shirt in my package.

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<v Speaker 3>What color was it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's blue? Light blue? I got a blue one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Well explain this to me. How your shirt get in

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<v Speaker 2>my house?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have my name on it? Because that can

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<v Speaker 3>be anybody's shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So so hold on What you're trying to say

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<v Speaker 2>is some it's more postman stopping by my house.

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<v Speaker 3>See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different

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<v Speaker 3>guys in that in that neighborhood. You know, because I read.

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<v Speaker 2>My problem man, My problem is this is that my

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<v Speaker 2>wife is at home all day every day. And my

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<v Speaker 2>understanding is that you stopping by the bringing.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, you can call you can call the

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<v Speaker 3>one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Do?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? I don't worry about that. I find ways. How

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<v Speaker 2>you how you get my address? That you stopping by

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<v Speaker 2>that every morning?

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<v Speaker 3>I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and

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<v Speaker 3>do I put another in a box and lift it's

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<v Speaker 3>a package. I don't get out. Assure me, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That that wasn't me, dude. I just clean it this

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<v Speaker 2>morning and pick up blows. And it is a post

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<v Speaker 2>office shirt in there that belonged ever then it belonged

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<v Speaker 2>to a man. That's got to be it must be yours.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the mind, man, that's not mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what this is. We're gonna do. Carlos to Carlos see what.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. I know you're lying. See

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<v Speaker 2>and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail

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<v Speaker 2>at my house. And I know it. Carlos. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>understand me? So this is not me.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, that's not me.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be me. Let me let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, Okay, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be out there at them at the mailbox waiting on

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<v Speaker 2>you for what for what? Well, its me and you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when

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<v Speaker 2>you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,

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<v Speaker 2>bring you too, Okay, Carlos, ain't threatening me. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 2>when you bring the mail, bring your two.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You

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<v Speaker 3>ain't got to come to me like that. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey man, you came up in my house and I

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<v Speaker 2>know you said off his shirt in my house. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>That was not me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where you live, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 3>the you was, but you threatened me.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. Dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house

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<v Speaker 3>we're playing clothes on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoop you what you say you weren't for me? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>This on where you meet rubbing roads, O tea perfect roads.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring your because what you're not gonna keep doing is

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<v Speaker 2>running up in my house while I'm out at work

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<v Speaker 2>trying to earn a living for my family, and you

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<v Speaker 2>up in my house laying up and you're leaving your clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>I found some mason there. I guess that's what you

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<v Speaker 2>use when you spray on them dogs. I found that too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up

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<v Speaker 3>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate will knock you out. So you're this, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be runing into may I wait with Carlos.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait till tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a I told you I wasn't the one.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you want to put me thrown for real?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool? I you are office when I see you tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's whatever, Hey, you threending me all this.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what. I will come over there some

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<v Speaker 3>plain clothing with you, because you're not gonna make me

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<v Speaker 3>lose my job, dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Job, whatever it's got to be. I don't care if

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<v Speaker 2>you if you're in the post office in the farm.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a damn of you in your pajamas

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<v Speaker 2>call oas. But when you come to that mailbox and

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<v Speaker 2>I find you out, said buy the mailboxes, that show man,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know you've been in my house, Carlos, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you I'm there, okay, so be it there, so

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<v Speaker 2>be it. I got I got one more thing else

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<v Speaker 2>I want to tell you when before you get there,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what you know I recall me. What is

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<v Speaker 2>you listening to me? Yeah? That his nephew Tommy from

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<v Speaker 2>the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 2>your coworker, are you you ain't this? Ain't this on

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<v Speaker 2>from my chlos All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, ah dude, I'm driving put on to Shadder Roads.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hanging out the truck.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to go, Cray.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know my way to your house right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Put on my wadio house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go damn oh man, I got one more

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<v Speaker 2>pain to ask you, man, what is what is the

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<v Speaker 2>baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Hary Morning Radio Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I expect some prank and praise up in here this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do. I'm not right there that that was great,

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<v Speaker 1>just so nobody, nobody, come on, hey, let's pick it

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<v Speaker 1>up here, people, let's go come on. Okay, like you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like our energy, I don't like. I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like your prank energy there. That's not that's stuff. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how y'all doing it. That's okay, that's okay. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. That's what you got so much self worship

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<v Speaker 1>with it. That's what it's like. We got to give

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<v Speaker 1>you time to get out our way. Yeah, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing? Uh after things? Getting wanted to come

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<v Speaker 1>out old mother fun? Let me let you grab the mic. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're gonna mess around. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>working for you on Monday when you don't come to work,

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<v Speaker 1>danguse how that's gonna look? I show up at your show,

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<v Speaker 1>then I come to work and then you ain't here.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't everybody gonna want to know what the hell happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Tommy? Well? I buried his ass last night. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna tell you. Best believe that's Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll both take off Monday together. Man, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying yeah, Tommy, what do you do on your days? Oh? Yeah, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're supposed to do? Saying like why would why

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<v Speaker 1>would I exert myself and do so well? Would I

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Who do that?

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<v Speaker 2>What you say? Tommy? Chilled?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna fire that grill up and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be good. You're act like I'm supposed to go do so?

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<v Speaker 1>Why might come to work so stupid? Flipped my pill

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<v Speaker 1>over by six thirty when y'all cracked that mic?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you do listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I turn it on and make sure you're all there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, just no, you got a lot of nerves.

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey Pick is going down tickets on say it

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<v Speaker 1>you might get a guest appearance. If my uncle want

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<v Speaker 1>to come grab the mic, we're gonna let him get

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<v Speaker 1>out there. I'm gonna let you do five by five.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm let do by five, that is, by five.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything more than five is dangerous. Coming up next, Thank you, nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next is my Strawberry letter for today. In

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is his joyful noise is disturbing my Mom.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this