Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is his joyful
Speaker 1: noise is disturbing my mom. We'll get into that find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's Frank phone
Speaker 1: call what you got for us next today? All right,
Speaker 1: we have a joy for Frank this morning, and it
Speaker 1: is the postman always raised twice. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: cat dog, if you would, let's get to it. The
Speaker 1: postman always RaSE twice.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read carlos ify my name
Speaker 2: Benny Man, Benny Pipps.
Speaker 1: Hey you.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure I got the right person.
Speaker 2: You You work for a post office, right, Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: Do you deliver mail off a Murphy Road?
Speaker 3: Uh sometime?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll live it. Well. First of all,
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure I had to write postman.
Speaker 2: Now it's been brought to my attention that there's a
Speaker 2: postman that has been stopping by my house. And what
Speaker 2: I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to
Speaker 2: my door? The post she just putting mail in the
Speaker 2: mailboxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 3: Say it again?
Speaker 2: I live at Murphy Road, Murfury Road.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I deliver over there, but delivering packs at your house?
Speaker 2: No? I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
Speaker 2: and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to kill your callos.
Speaker 2: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
Speaker 2: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
Speaker 2: more than one occasion, on a daily basis. You're coming
Speaker 2: by there two three times, you know. But when I'm
Speaker 2: understanding that, it ain't no mail being brought over that,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what are you doing at
Speaker 2: my house? Now? What? What? What? Really? Didn't been brought
Speaker 2: all this to a head because I already know what's
Speaker 2: going on. Let me go on, let you know that
Speaker 2: call over. I do know what's going on. I picked
Speaker 2: up the clothes from the cleaners this morning, and my attention,
Speaker 2: it's a man's post office shirt in my package.
Speaker 3: What color was it?
Speaker 2: It's blue? Light blue? I got a blue one. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well explain this to me. How your shirt get in
Speaker 2: my house?
Speaker 3: Do you have my name on it? Because that can
Speaker 3: be anybody's shirt.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so hold on What you're trying to say
Speaker 2: is some it's more postman stopping by my house.
Speaker 3: See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
Speaker 3: guys in that in that neighborhood. You know, because I read.
Speaker 2: My problem man, My problem is this is that my
Speaker 2: wife is at home all day every day. And my
Speaker 2: understanding is that you stopping by the bringing.
Speaker 3: First of all, you can call you can call the
Speaker 3: one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get my number?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: Hey? I don't worry about that. I find ways. How
Speaker 2: you how you get my address? That you stopping by
Speaker 2: that every morning?
Speaker 3: I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
Speaker 3: do I put another in a box and lift it's
Speaker 3: a package. I don't get out. Assure me, I don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: That that wasn't me, dude. I just clean it this
Speaker 2: morning and pick up blows. And it is a post
Speaker 2: office shirt in there that belonged ever then it belonged
Speaker 2: to a man. That's got to be it must be yours.
Speaker 3: That's not the mind, man, that's not mine.
Speaker 2: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what this is. We're gonna do. Carlos to Carlos see what.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I know you're lying. See
Speaker 2: and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
Speaker 2: at my house. And I know it. Carlos. Do you
Speaker 2: understand me? So this is not me.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, that's not me.
Speaker 2: It can't be me. Let me let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be out there at them at the mailbox waiting on
Speaker 2: you for what for what? Well, its me and you're
Speaker 2: gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when
Speaker 2: you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,
Speaker 2: bring you too, Okay, Carlos, ain't threatening me. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: when you bring the mail, bring your two.
Speaker 3: Dude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
Speaker 3: ain't got to come to me like that. Dude.
Speaker 2: Hey man, you came up in my house and I
Speaker 2: know you said off his shirt in my house. Dude.
Speaker 2: That was not me.
Speaker 3: I don't know where you live, I don't know who
Speaker 3: the you was, but you threatened me.
Speaker 2: Dude. Dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning
Speaker 2: at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.
Speaker 3: I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house
Speaker 3: we're playing clothes on it.
Speaker 2: Whoop you what you say you weren't for me? Hey?
Speaker 2: This on where you meet rubbing roads, O tea perfect roads.
Speaker 2: Bring your because what you're not gonna keep doing is
Speaker 2: running up in my house while I'm out at work
Speaker 2: trying to earn a living for my family, and you
Speaker 2: up in my house laying up and you're leaving your clothes.
Speaker 2: I found some mason there. I guess that's what you
Speaker 2: use when you spray on them dogs. I found that too.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 2: Mate will knock you out. So you're this, I said,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be runing into may I wait with Carlos.
Speaker 3: I can't wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 3: This is a I told you I wasn't the one.
Speaker 3: But if you want to put me thrown for real?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool? I you are office when I see you tomorrow,
Speaker 2: it's it's whatever, Hey, you threending me all this.
Speaker 3: I tell you what. I will come over there some
Speaker 3: plain clothing with you, because you're not gonna make me
Speaker 3: lose my job, dog.
Speaker 2: Job, whatever it's got to be. I don't care if
Speaker 2: you if you're in the post office in the farm.
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn of you in your pajamas
Speaker 2: call oas. But when you come to that mailbox and
Speaker 2: I find you out, said buy the mailboxes, that show man,
Speaker 2: because I know you've been in my house, Carlos, I'm
Speaker 2: telling you I'm there, okay, so be it there, so
Speaker 2: be it. I got I got one more thing else
Speaker 2: I want to tell you when before you get there,
Speaker 2: tell me what you know I recall me. What is
Speaker 2: you listening to me? Yeah? That his nephew Tommy from
Speaker 2: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 2: your coworker, are you you ain't this? Ain't this on
Speaker 2: from my chlos All right?
Speaker 3: Man, ah dude, I'm driving put on to Shadder Roads.
Speaker 3: I'm hanging out the truck.
Speaker 2: I'm about to go, Cray.
Speaker 3: I don't know my way to your house right now.
Speaker 3: Put on my wadio house.
Speaker 2: I don't go damn oh man, I got one more
Speaker 2: pain to ask you, man, what is what is the
Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: Steve Hary Morning Radio Show.
Speaker 1: I expect some prank and praise up in here this morning.
Speaker 1: I really do. I'm not right there that that was great,
Speaker 1: just so nobody, nobody, come on, hey, let's pick it
Speaker 1: up here, people, let's go come on. Okay, like you
Speaker 1: didn't like our energy, I don't like. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't like your prank energy there. That's not that's stuff. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's how y'all doing it. That's okay, that's okay. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's okay. That's what you got so much self worship
Speaker 1: with it. That's what it's like. We got to give
Speaker 1: you time to get out our way. Yeah, hey, man,
Speaker 1: what you're doing? Uh after things? Getting wanted to come
Speaker 1: out old mother fun? Let me let you grab the mic. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna mess around. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: working for you on Monday when you don't come to work,
Speaker 1: danguse how that's gonna look? I show up at your show,
Speaker 1: then I come to work and then you ain't here.
Speaker 1: Ain't everybody gonna want to know what the hell happened
Speaker 1: to Tommy? Well? I buried his ass last night. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell you. Best believe that's Come on, man,
Speaker 1: we'll both take off Monday together. Man, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying yeah, Tommy, what do you do on your days? Oh? Yeah, nothing,
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do? Saying like why would why
Speaker 1: would I exert myself and do so well? Would I
Speaker 1: do that? Who do that?
Speaker 2: What you say? Tommy? Chilled?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna fire that grill up and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be good. You're act like I'm supposed to go do so?
Speaker 1: Why might come to work so stupid? Flipped my pill
Speaker 1: over by six thirty when y'all cracked that mic?
Speaker 2: Oh so you do listen?
Speaker 1: Okay, I turn it on and make sure you're all there.
Speaker 1: You know, just no, you got a lot of nerves.
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Speaker 1: I said, I'm let do by five, that is, by five.
Speaker 1: Anything more than five is dangerous. Coming up next, Thank you, nephew.
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