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Speaker 1: I was waiting for payday, man Payday.

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Speaker 2: Stupid dumb ass betting app pisses me off too. It's like,

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Speaker 2: you deposit, I deposit let's say, last Friday, and then

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Speaker 2: it puts the date of this Wednesday, so then it

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Speaker 2: looks like I just gambled on Wednesday, and then Bazer goes, oh, oh,

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Speaker 2: I just saw the checking account. Oh you've been gambling.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I mean, actually, technically I deposited a week ago, but

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Speaker 2: the stupid ass site decides to delay it. It takes

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Speaker 2: it from my account immediately. Yeah, it's small soapbox, but

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Speaker 2: then it puts it that it the transaction happened two

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Speaker 2: days ago. Nope, I'm pretty sure I haven't bet in

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Speaker 2: like five days. Okay, I rest my case.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're angry about, but I understand that. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's sort of like when you charge your credit

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Speaker 1: card in the uber. You rode in the uber on Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: and the charge doesn't show up till Friday, and it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: why were you taking an uber on Friday?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I took an uber on Wednesday from the airport,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't show up till Friday. I didn't actually

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Speaker 1: get in the uber on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, I rest my case, but not fully. Also,

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Speaker 2: when you go to a restaurant or a bar, it

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Speaker 2: puts fifty five dollars charge, but it won't put the

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Speaker 2: tip on there for four days later. But the tip

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Speaker 2: was factored in immediately. Why can I not see that

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Speaker 2: total that next morning when I wake up hungover?

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Speaker 1: Also question, why does sometimes you look at your bank account,

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Speaker 1: it's like, okay, you spent fifty four dollars at this restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Then the next line is twelve dollars from that restaurant.

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Speaker 1: They don't do it in one transaction. Sometimes they do

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Speaker 1: it in two transactions, so they put the tip separately.

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Speaker 1: Explain it to me that I can't.

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Speaker 2: The other one is, so say we see in the

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Speaker 2: this is a pretty close to example. You see in

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Speaker 2: the account eight hundred dollars. Baserwill pay a couple things electricity, water, sewage,

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Speaker 2: still says eight hundred dollars. Then she'll pay garbage eight

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars. So then I log in, we got eight

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'm gambling baby, Oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: there's five things I've paid for that hasn't gotten removed

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Speaker 2: yet from the checking account, so the system in our

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Speaker 2: checking account isn't advanced enough the second you pay for

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Speaker 2: something to subtract it from that total, so I know

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Speaker 2: the exact amount of money in my account. They're setting

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Speaker 2: you up to overdraft.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why they do that. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand because sometimes I'll submit a reimbursement for work and

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Speaker 1: I will say, okay, yeah, blah blah blah. We went

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Speaker 1: to iHeart and Austin and I'm like, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is the weekend I put the dates were there,

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Speaker 1: and then I put my Uber receipt and they're like,

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Speaker 1: that is not in the dates that you were there,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, I can't help what the like

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Speaker 1: how it comes through the transaction two days later like

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Speaker 1: it was obviously in Austin. I live in Nashville. It

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Speaker 1: was like you can tell that I didn't go down

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Speaker 1: there for a separate trip like a day later after

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Speaker 1: I came back. And then I have to fill out

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Speaker 1: a form that says this is why it says that

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Speaker 1: it's like guys, common sin.

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Speaker 2: And also why to never share an account. Guys, this

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Speaker 2: should be the explanation. So I don't get to see

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Speaker 2: the savings account. The account is in both of our names,

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Speaker 2: Raymonds Sisson and Laura Sison, and she sees our checking account.

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Speaker 2: I see our checking account, she sees our savings account.

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Speaker 2: I don't see our savings account. For all I know,

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Speaker 2: we don't even have a savings account. So when you

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Speaker 2: log in, the savings account doesn't show up when you log.

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Speaker 1: In, correct.

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Speaker 2: And we went to the banker and we said, hey,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't show up that I have a savings account.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There's some glitch in the system, so you're probably gonna

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Speaker 2: have to start a new account. Okay, So then we

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Speaker 2: would cancel this entire thing, transfer our small amount of

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Speaker 2: money over it probably pretty easy. You can do it

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Speaker 2: in one transaction, and then the savings account's got to

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Speaker 2: get transferred over all because there's a glitch in the system.

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Speaker 2: To this day, I still don't see the savings account.

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Speaker 2: So I send her a text, Hey, how's the savings

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Speaker 2: account looking. I don't have access to it. I coach

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Speaker 2: technology and sometimes there's advancements and sometimes we regress. I'm

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Speaker 1: It right now, daycare, dude, we have a little code box.

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Speaker 1: You type in a code. Boom boom boom, check your

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Speaker 1: check them in, and when you go to get them out,

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Speaker 1: hit your code. Check out, check out, check out. About

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Speaker 1: a month ago, I go and I type in my

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Speaker 1: names are on there. Thought I had three. I said,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a big deal because I

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Speaker 1: figured this is how you keep your numbers. But it

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Speaker 1: only has two of my kids here, So can I

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Speaker 1: check the third one out? And they're like, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of a glitch. We're working on it. We'll get

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Speaker 1: it back up and run out. I'm like, cool, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well guess what I went yesterday. It's been over a month.

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Speaker 1: I still only got two kids on there, so their

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Speaker 1: numbers are off every single day. There is no way

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Speaker 1: they know what how many kids are at that school

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Speaker 1: because one of my is unaccounted for every time I

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Speaker 2: Well, you just want up me. That's actually terrifying. But

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Speaker 2: if something happens, blame it on a glitch and they're

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Speaker 2: just like, oh, we're working on it. Well a month later,

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Speaker 2: guess what we haven't fixed it. Yeah, banker, if my

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Speaker 2: I can't even see the savings account, it's just a glitch.

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Speaker 2: So what happens when my wife runs to Mexico and

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get access to the savings account that

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Speaker 2: I don't ever see or it doesn't even exist in

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Speaker 2: my account? Oh, it's just a glitch.

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Speaker 1: Hey, go to the divorce lawyer. So do you guys

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Speaker 1: have any accounts? Yeah, we have a saving account. Well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you pull me up the pull that up

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Speaker 1: for me, coach? Sorry, sir, Well, actually I can't pull

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Speaker 1: it up. So you're telling me that she's the only

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's her account.

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Speaker 1: Then, yeah, that's bad news. Man. It looks like she's

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Speaker 1: only one that can get money from that account. That's

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Speaker 2: And then don't even get me started on our payment

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Speaker 2: system here at work. If you want to log in

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Speaker 2: to see a paytub, Oh my god, I've told Laura this.

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Speaker 2: She goes, She goes, Hey, why can't you just pull

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Speaker 2: it up on your phone? You don't understand. At work,

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Speaker 2: we have to go through about eight different loggings. Now

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Speaker 2: they have it on a separate portal. You click on

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Speaker 2: that portal, you click five times to finally reveal your

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Speaker 2: pay stub, and then it's in Morris code.

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Speaker 1: You can't freak code. I go, hey, regular, pre post update, downsize,

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Speaker 1: what what? What held? All these categories? What are you

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Speaker 2: I also get one cold.

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Speaker 1: No uh endorsement, But then they don't tell you which

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Speaker 1: if you got paid what you're supposed to get paid.

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Speaker 1: Because if you're doing a commercial for this place or

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Speaker 1: this place, the salespeople just put it in there and

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Speaker 1: you don't know. Okay, then I get paid all of them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, But then they The thing that really

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Speaker 2: got me was a separate portal from the portal. So

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Speaker 2: we go into one portal, then we have to teleport

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Speaker 2: to finally once we portalize. But if you need something

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Speaker 2: from a year before, typically from taxes, you then have

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Speaker 2: to de portal to another portal. Sometimes technology bend you

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Speaker 2: over takes a two by four and sticks it right

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Speaker 1: And it doesn't feel good. And I try to.

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Speaker 2: Explain that to my wife and she thinks I'm making

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Speaker 1: You want to hear another technology story.

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Speaker 2: And I tell her, Honey, I'm sore. Why do you

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Speaker 1: That two by four didn't feel good. I went to

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Speaker 2: Oh, welcome man, happy to do it? How was happy

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Speaker 2: and healthy?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: And that's a different store, that's it's shuddering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw they're shuddering a lot of locations. That's

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Speaker 1: I am looking for this new I need a new

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Speaker 1: website and it says it's seventy four dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's a good price. I find it on the aisle

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Speaker 2: ray it's made.

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Speaker 1: All gold, and it tells you it's on isle five

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Speaker 1: in ten cool perfect, go get it there. It's one

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that doesn't make much sense. So I

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Speaker 1: I said, on the website it says it's seventy four dollars.

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Speaker 1: Now in the aisle says it's one hundred and ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: She goes, let me take a look at that. Sure,

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Speaker 1: She grabs a box, looks at my phone. She goes,

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Speaker 1: other different products. No, And I'm like, huh. She goes yeah.

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Speaker 1: I said, She goes, no, she looks at it. She goes, no,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely a different product. This one's different than the

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Speaker 1: tell me the difference. She goes, well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, that is not

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Speaker 1: a resolution to my problem. That is not the Then

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Speaker 1: tell me what is different literally. She just goes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: they're obviously. I mean they're different. I mean I can't

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Speaker 2: Got one more good one for you, So then, oh,

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Speaker 2: damn it, we're.

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Speaker 1: Instead of buying it, I had to order it online

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Speaker 1: and have them ship it to my house.

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Speaker 2: Delayed four weeks.

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Speaker 1: For sure.

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Speaker 2: I get a fan from a big box store. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to name it, beautiful store, beautiful place. Just

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Speaker 2: got even more products from there. Absolutely love them. Don't

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Speaker 2: know if we're partners with them at the radio show.

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Speaker 2: That's a disclaimer I need to say. And it's a

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Speaker 2: fan for thirty five dollars mark down though, no less

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Speaker 2: twenty five dollars. It is a hell of a fan.

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Speaker 2: It's got Wi Fi. He tells you the temperature of

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Speaker 2: your room is.

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Speaker 2: Here's hot. It says thirty five, but right below that

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, when I used to wear her Randalls. It's

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Speaker 1: So I said, man, where can I work? And I

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Speaker 2: you can get jobs.

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Speaker 1: You can get a job. And I did get Randalls

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you worked twelve hours this week. You're only

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And Felix was a bagger. He was hilarious older dude,

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Speaker 2: It's him with his balls up chicking.

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Speaker 1: It's a huge penis. Every time, Hey, I laugh and

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Speaker 1: No, Hey, Felix, rest in peace. There's no way he

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Speaker 2: Piece of that joke too, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because he was like seventy then, so there's no way.

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Speaker 2: But that's hr. Hey, Amy, I got a funny joke

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean so anyway, I'm working the cash register

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh my gosh, this dude the bread rang

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Speaker 1: Like this, you're overcharge me by ten cent. He throws

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Speaker 2: And also people that props him from recognizing the bread.

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Speaker 1: But people, some people stare at that screen and watch back. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 2: And is it worth it? Price and time?

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Speaker 2: Dude, you know what they say?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: They go, oh, it's not scanning. You know how much

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Speaker 1: I think it was like a dollar fifty. Okay, that

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Speaker 2: for baser, I mean easily with three dollars. I think

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds good. Dollar sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Uh, And we'll take a break. We need to do

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Speaker 1: No, we need to start the show man.

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Speaker 2: Switch them up, guys, switch them up, Arno, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Reay.

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Speaker 2: Give me that two by four reading mass. We like

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Speaker 2: that feelings? What all right? We're gonna do it live? Oh,

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Speaker 2: the one, two, three?

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Speaker 1: Sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all?

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Speaker 2: They call me Splinter, not from Ninja Turnles, but because

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Speaker 2: I like a two by four mass? Interesting? What up y'all?

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Speaker 1: It says.

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Speaker 2: And I'm from the North. I'm an Now. I live

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Speaker 2: Now we're in the outskirts. We are starting a family.

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Speaker 2: out there it's ranchers, farmers. There's crops, raspberries, tomatoes, strawberries, cabbage, lettuce, pumpkins, wheat, corn.

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Speaker 1: I guess I could have tied this in when I

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Speaker 1: think those and I hang, and I'm like, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Awkward turtle?

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Speaker 1: I said, well, yeah, I mean I just thought. She goes,

432
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,280
Speaker 1: I mean, give me a chance. I've only been doing

433
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:37,960
Speaker 1: it for like a week.

434
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,840
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm from a morning radio show. I tell jokes.

435
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,440
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh no, no, just joking. I

436
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,160
Speaker 1: won't even on the phone. She goes, Oh my gosh,

437
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,680
Speaker 1: she goes. I just started getting worried, like, oh my gosh.

438
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,560
Speaker 2: What. But also, you with three kids, you look like

439
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,240
Speaker 2: super dad.

440
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I was just trying to be funny man, like,

441
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, a little joke.

442
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, they got to know that you're sarcastic, got

443
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 2: to know that you do little skits and bits. Average

444
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,120
Speaker 2: person be like, oh they're on the phone, what a dick.

445
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,160
Speaker 2: Nice You're just gonna talk about my business while you're

446
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 2: in my business.

447
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 1: Right, because most people would probably have that conversation outside,

448
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 1: but I did it right, like as I'm walking in

449
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 1: the lobby. Yeah, I mean, I don't know this dick.

450
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 1: It's really just going downhill in the last week, week

451
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 1: and a half, I'd say, it's just I don't know.

452
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,920
Speaker 1: Things are weird.

453
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,880
Speaker 2: And you know how you're saying on the golf course

454
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 2: with the boss, how he had the.

455
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 1: Earbudt Oh, you saw him walking in the hallway though, Dude.

456
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 2: He had the earbud in I was I thought he

457
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,639
Speaker 2: was talking to me, but he was earbudton and he

458
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 2: was on a conversation one. So people normal now for

459
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 2: people to just have conversations wherever. So that lady probably

460
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,280
Speaker 2: just thought it was a normal thing.

461
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: It's like on the golf course, I forgot when I

462
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,800
Speaker 1: saw Jay going dude, dude, boss was on the headphone,

463
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,879
Speaker 1: was on the you know, earpiece, and he comes up.

464
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, what's up with your boss? Man? I'm like, waim.

465
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 1: He goes, he ain't got time to like play golf, dude,

466
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,639
Speaker 1: Like he's like pacing for like ten minutes over there. Dude,

467
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 1: like everything okay. I'm like, I don't know. He's always

468
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 1: on that he goes. Dude. I try to go up

469
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,120
Speaker 1: and say hi to him, and I got the point

470
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: to the headphone. I was like, all right, dude, it's

471
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to say. How to Jake.

472
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: What a money thing though? Do with the air bud?

473
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 2: You can it can pick and choose your conversations. You

474
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 2: can just just point to it. Sorry, man, And how

475
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,719
Speaker 2: do you have that much battery power? Due my phone's

476
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 2: dead by noon every day?

477
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 1: He must have a supercharger in his pocket or something.

478
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 1: He has a backup pair because he always has it

479
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: in his ear. And yeah, yeah, cool cool.

480
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 2: I mean, can't be good for you. I'm not a

481
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 2: doctor or a medical professional. Can't be good for you.

482
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 1: No way.

483
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 2: I've been those waves going through your ear every day

484
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 2: every day. I'll never I've never put the phone out there.

485
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 2: It's always speakerphone, dude.

486
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 1: I speak. I do speakerphone all the time. Now I'm speakerphone.

487
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 1: Or in my wife's car, she has the car phone

488
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: whatever the heck it's called trich No you have it now,

489
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: No I don't. And the Trailblazer, no, I.

490
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 2: Don't it says it, but it's not in there.

491
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, do I have I do have it? You

492
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,239
Speaker 1: do have it?

493
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 2: I do have it because Baser called me and he

494
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 2: was coming through the car. Yeah, and I didn't know

495
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 2: how to do it. Yeah, So I I will wait

496
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: to have it. I will literally I'm hands free. You

497
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: are hands free. I will literally wait until I'm in

498
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: my wife's car so I can call people. And also

499
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: I have dude, I don't know. Boomer calls me, but

500
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 2: I don't really talk to my parents or Boomer is

501
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 2: the only people I talked to on the phone. If

502
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: you called me, I wouldn't answer it. I'd be I'd say,

503
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 2: what's up? What do you want?

504
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 1: On text? Yeah, I talked to my sister, my brother,

505
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 1: I mean very rarely. He's been in my parents, my wife,

506
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: and I'll talk to Garrett every once in a while,

507
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: Forest every once in a while. That's about it. That's

508
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: all I talked to on the phone really pretty much.

509
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 2: You knew who I got a call from the other day,

510
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 2: just Bones when we were playing the Assassin game Move On,

511
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 2: Move On. He called me, dude, no, no move on?

512
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: Is that he was trying to move on, move on,

513
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: move on.

514
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah. But then I apologize, lady,

515
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: and I was just joking. I goes, I'm just so nervous,

516
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: you know, I'm new at the job. And I'm like,

517
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: that's fine.

518
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also, what a for you to just

519
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: go out on a limb The person doesn't even I

520
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 2: mean at the grocery stores, you're feeling people out the

521
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 2: jokes that I understand. Guy, I had a thing of

522
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: beer and the guy next to me goes, this whole

523
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 2: grocery store is under They tore the ass out of

524
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 2: it and mixed and matched. Oh yeah, And the guy goes,

525
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 2: so I had beer, but.

526
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: They're under they're open during renovation.

527
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: Context clues. I have beer in my hand and he goes,

528
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,199
Speaker 2: was the beer cooler not in the in the normal

529
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 2: place where it was last time? Do they need to

530
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 2: move the beer cooler? He saw I had beer, knew

531
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: I would understand that joke, and I said, dude, I

532
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 2: know we had a commonality. You didn't do that with

533
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 2: the lady. You had no context clues. You barged in

534
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 2: fake phone call. Oh this place sucks. Aha, Well that

535
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: was funny, Coach. You gotta feel it out I thought

536
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 2: it was funny, Yeah, you were going out on a

537
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 2: big time limb. That she also kind of understood humor.

538
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 1: Right, and that she's not nervous because it's like her

539
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: first week and a half on the I thought, you know,

540
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: throw a little jab like, get it loosened it up

541
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: around there, get some energy in the place, wrong place,

542
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: wrong time.

543
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: Nothing better in a fake phone call, though.

544
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: Fake phone call, man, it's so good. Hey man, Okay,

545
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: how's it going?

546
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 2: All right?

547
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: Cool? See you later.

548
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: Point to the airbud. Can't have this conversation.

549
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, not gonna happen. No, Now, I want to talk

550
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: about the disrespect. I don't like being disrespected, and disrespect

551
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: happened at my soccer game the other night. Right, we

552
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: had a storm roll through. We went to the pool.

553
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: I showed the kids, Oh yeah, we're gonna go to

554
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: the pool today. We're gonna go to the pool today.

555
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: Got the kids, got them on their swimsuits. Let's go. Sunscreen.

556
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 1: If you use the rub on sunscreen, you are a

557
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: weird human. The spray, yeah, saves so much time, advent.

558
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: It is so much easier. I have no idea which

559
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: one is more effective, but the spray is done in

560
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: ten seconds. All three kids are let's go to the pool.

561
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,719
Speaker 1: Get to the pool, and I'm like, damn, those clouds

562
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: are kind of dark. Um looks like a storm's kind

563
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 1: of rolling in. Guys, I haven't heard from Ray, but

564
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and get in the pool. We get

565
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: in the pool. Six minutes later, my wife's like, uh no,

566
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go, gotta go. My my alerts are going

567
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: off on my phone.

568
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 2: She's doing the wrap up sign.

569
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: She's going, get out, get out, get out, severe thunderstorm watch,

570
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: severe thunderstorm watch.

571
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you get the wrap up sign in

572
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: real life?

573
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: No? No, it was point like point like get out,

574
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: like up out of the pool, up, stand.

575
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 2: Up outside of studio life. If anybody gives me the

576
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 2: wrap up sign, I will punch them in their face

577
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: and beat them with a two by four, the one

578
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 2: that went up here A the same what it's still

579
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: up mine?

580
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: So all right, cool. We get in the car and

581
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,239
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I got the sound effect for you.

582
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: Monsoon comes down in buckets, buckets and buckets a rain,

583
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, my game, my soccer game is

584
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: definitely canceled tonight. And keep looking at the website. No

585
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: soccer games still on.

586
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 2: It's real time, real.

587
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: Time, And I'm like, okay, cool, cool.

588
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: I mean that's even better than the ESPN app. Half

589
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: the time games are delayed and you don't know why.

590
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 2: They don't explain anything.

591
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: Hour later, kickball is canceled. Volleyball and soccer still on.

592
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, that's weird.

593
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: Correction. It's tennis betting. It just says suspended. Guys, please

594
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: tell me the guy die? Is he hurt? Is it

595
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: because of rain? Continue?

596
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool? And then my game's at eight fifteen.

597
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: At six point thirty, update canceled Tonight is sand, volleyball,

598
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: soccer still on? All right, okay, all right, cool cool, cool.

599
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: Sand must be a little quick sandy.

600
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: Seven thirty, someone from our team emails the league, Hey,

601
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: we still playing tonight because it's still raining. Like yeah,

602
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: We're still playing because the lightning and thunder. No, there's

603
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: no more, it's just rain. Like yeah, I still playing,

604
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: so all right?

605
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: Cool. On the north side, it was still rumbling and bumbling.

606
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we roll out to the field, get our

607
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: gear on, get the cleats on. Here we go, warm up,

608
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,239
Speaker 1: warm up.

609
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: You have my orange slice getting rained on. Just throw

610
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 2: me that chocolate milk.

611
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: We're all just getting drenched, getting drenched. Eight fifteen time

612
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: for kickoff.

613
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: It was raining in Qatar the other day when we

614
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: were watching the sun and I'm like, same system, same system,

615
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: do that.

616
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: That storm blew over here from Qatar to Bay And

617
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 1: eight fifteen Rev comes out. He's got his jacket on,

618
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: he's got a hoodie on. He's just drenched because he's

619
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: been out there in pocket. We're getting wet. Where's the

620
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: other team?

621
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 2: Where's all your women players? I want to see him

622
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: in their way?

623
00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: Well, geez, other team, Hello guys, it's said on the website.

624
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: Games still on. Although the team didn't show up, Not

625
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: a single one of them showed up. So they all

626
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: texted each other and said, hey, it's rain and we're

627
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: not going. You can't send a little note to the

628
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: league says hey, due to the rain, we have decided

629
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: we are not going to play tonight. No, Instead, you're

630
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: gonna have us go out there, get drenched, soaking wet,

631
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: stand in the rain for ten minutes and then be

632
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 1: a forfeit.

633
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: But that's got to be a dub yut. It is

634
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 2: a w but I'd rather have a no W and

635
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: play the game.

636
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: In the rain.

637
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: You gotta celebrate it like it's a dub yut.

638
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: We did. We said one, two, three, win, and then

639
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: we all and the guy who was like, oh, you

640
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: guys can use a field of scrimmage, We're like, hell no, dude,

641
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: we're getting soaked wet. We're out of here.

642
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: Have a dad of three, I should have been quitting

643
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: the five years ago, No.

644
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: I said, Luckily, hopefully my wife has the kids in bed.

645
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 1: I mean they were supposed to be in bed when

646
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: they were going to bed when I was leaving. But geez,

647
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to stay out here and get even

648
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: more wet. You gotta show up though, to collect the win.

649
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: We collected the win. But here's the problem. Are they

650
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: they gave the wrong team to win. Because I got

651
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: a text from the league. I got word your team

652
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: forfeited last night, and one to touch base and make

653
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: sure all was cool.

654
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: I took this picture of me and a wet T shirt.

655
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 2: Oh we were there.

656
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, we were there. There was no forfeit.

657
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: Hey, Sarah, let me take a picture show that you're wet.

658
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: I got to send it to the league office.

659
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, can you anybody take a picture last night?

660
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: Can we prove that we were there? I mean, what

661
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: in the world? So now, not only did I go

662
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: out there and get wet and get the dub, apparently

663
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: I forfeited.

664
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll correct that, coach, don't panic.

665
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: But the disrespect if you listen, it's not like okay,

666
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: they had three people show up and then the rest

667
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: didn't show up. They all didn't show up. They got

668
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: a stronger group thread than you guys. Our group threat

669
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: was like, hey, we're in, we're going, we're going, We're

670
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: still playing. All right, let's go, We're gonna show up.

671
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: They had a group thread of hey, we're not gonna play.

672
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: We're not gonna play. Heck no, we're not gonna go

673
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: out there and get wet. We'll melt.

674
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: So annoying soccer can go on in the rain, man,

675
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: it should have gone on. You said no lightning, no lightning,

676
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: and the ref was down to do it. He hopefully

677
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 2: he'd been.

678
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: There all night, okay, because he had games at six fifteen, seven, fifteen,

679
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: eight fifteen, nine to fifteen.

680
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 2: So I wonder if he still got paid for Oh,

681
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 2: he still gets paid Okay, then he made it out

682
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: the best out of everybody there.

683
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: Except he still has to stand in the rain till

684
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: the nine fifteen game.

685
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: And you find a tree, you know, play some pocket pool, or.

686
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: Go hide under the bleachers, take a nap, do something.

687
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: So it's outdoors, I guess I was kind of thinking

688
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 2: of it inside.

689
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're out there on the field, man, just

690
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: getting rained.

691
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: On your community pool. I was thinking that was also inside.

692
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: No, that's outside, dude.

693
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: That's not good storytelling it. The way I've painted the

694
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: picture in my head is you go to a community

695
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: pool inside and you go to the soccer pull the

696
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: soccer's inside too, dude. The whole point of the story

697
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: was you just blew the theater of mind. I thought

698
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: they were both in a dome.

699
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: I got a question, what community pool have you ever

700
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 1: been to that is indoors?

701
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: I kind of viewed it as a YMCA that you

702
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: were gone.

703
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't even think, oh, the YMCA.

704
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 2: You're going to the day of Barton Sprigs.

705
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm just going to the little pool right there on

706
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: the freaking edge hill.

707
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: I mean that must think must be canceled all the time.

708
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: There's a storm that rolls out.

709
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: It does close a lot. They do sound the little name.

710
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: Everybody out of the water, everyboy out of the water.

711
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, damn.

712
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: That's gotta be brutal. You gotta find a why or

713
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: a country club or.

714
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: Let me let me pay. Let me join a country

715
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: club and pay fifty thousand dollars to join and then

716
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: have to pay something per month. That seems like a

717
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: good use of my money.

718
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: Dude. On the West side, they had a bell I'm

719
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: just gonna say, bellmead croquet and racket club, excuse me, right,

720
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: And I would always drive by it. But the sign

721
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: wasn't painted. The tennis court shut down, and the whole

722
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: building had boarded windows, So I think they put it

723
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: in and found out people really aren't that Ridge. It's

724
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: like Houston barely we got you wealthy people a out here.

725
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: Dude. You drive down the highway in Houston and there's

726
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: a uh Pulo club See's And I'm like, who the

727
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: place Pulo? Is that?

728
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: The horses?

729
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: That's the horses with the mallets. They're over there with

730
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: their running up and down the grass, smacking.

731
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: The ball they do on Southern charm. I'll really know

732
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: if I see any of that in firsthand on vacation.

733
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna

734
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: come back and we're gonna talk Aggies, Longhorns, the drama.

735
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: Aggie's are mad, Longhorns are happy. Oh you stole my coach.

736
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: My feelings are hurt. We'll be right back, man. I

737
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: guess I am just not up to date on all

738
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: this college baseball drama. The Texas A and m Aggies

739
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: go all the way to the national championship game series.

740
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: They win the first one, lose the second one, lose

741
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: the third one. They were almost national champs.

742
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: Almost.

743
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: They are loaded with talent that nobody knew about.

744
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: Well.

745
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: They were the number three team in the whole country.

746
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: They were the three seed in the whole tournament, playing

747
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: the one seed Tennessee. And after the game, I guess

748
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: there were rumblings that Texas, because Texas had just fired

749
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: their head baseball coach, and there was rumblings come that

750
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: A and M's coach was the guy he was going

751
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: to be the next head coach at Texas. And some

752
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: reporter asked him after the game about the Texas job,

753
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: and he was like, how dare you?

754
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna go to me for audio.

755
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: I moved my family here. I gave up everything I got,

756
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: I moved. I moved here so I would never have

757
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: to move again. Texas, come on man. Twelve hours later, giggle,

758
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: he was named Texas baseball head coach. Hook them, and

759
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,719
Speaker 1: everybody's mad. And now the stories are coming out now

760
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: Why he was in Like he had agreed to be

761
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: the Texas coach like three weeks ago during the National

762
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: champions during the during the NCAA two ornament, he met

763
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: with Texas officials and was like, I'm gonna be the coach.

764
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: I went to Omaha before then. Why he was in Omaha.

765
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: He had burner phones for him and his coaches, and

766
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: they were texting recruits, recruiting them, damn recruiting them to Texas.

767
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: This is juicy, and everybody is up in arms about it.

768
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's the big deal.

769
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 2: We need burner phones?

770
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, what's the big deal.

771
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 2: He knew we need a burner phone.

772
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: We do.

773
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is just my sore loser's burner phone with lunch.

774
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just text rag on it. Man. We're talking

775
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: show prep ideas. We're coming up with segments for the pod.

776
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: You know, and I don't understand why everybody's so mad.

777
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: It's what is so bad? How did he cheat?

778
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: Electronic cheating?

779
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: No, he didn't cheat. He knew that he was leaving

780
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: that relationship.

781
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 2: He was doing it during a honeymoon. He was doing

782
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 2: it during the Italian vacation. He was cheating with another bitch.

783
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: I do find it weird because like, what if they

784
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: would have won the national title? Does he still take

785
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: the Texas job?

786
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, you're talking in a world that doesn't exist.

787
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: I understand, but ray, what if I had a boob?

788
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: I think this happens all the college coaches now, they

789
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: all are already talking to other schools.

790
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 2: That's what we're finding out.

791
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: Like the NCAA tournament ends and a coach from a

792
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 1: smaller school's already had a big school because they've already

793
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: landed that job. I mean, Dusty May was at FAAU

794
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: this year, Like two days after he's eliminated in the tournament,

795
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: he's named head coach at Michigan. So there's already these

796
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: talks going on.

797
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: And you learned in NBA. I think now they can

798
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: now talk to the guys the day after the championship game, right,

799
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: So you have all the communication. It used to be

800
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 2: a weird two week period. Now it's immedia. You can

801
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: do it. So is there going to be some overlap?

802
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: It's just like in relationship, is their overlap? Because if

803
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 2: there is, that's cheating. Were you texting another girl? That's

804
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: why it's always crucial. When did you guys? When did

805
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 2: you break It's always crucial in cheating. This goes back

806
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: to my college thing. It was like, when were those

807
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 2: tech sent? Because if they were sent a week before,

808
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: that's cheating. If they were sent a week after we

809
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: broke up, then that's fine. Same thing in college sports.

810
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: When were the tech sent?

811
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: They were obviously sent before. He was out of the playoffs,

812
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: he was out of the College World Series because the

813
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: day after the College World Series is when he said,

814
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm the Texas head coach. So I get it. But

815
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: it's not like he coached any different. It's not like

816
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: he didn't try to win. It's not like he wasn't

817
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: giving his all to those players into Texas A and

818
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: M and trying to win the College World Series. Now

819
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: I understand it if he put a crappy picture out

820
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: there and he lost on purpose because he knew he

821
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: was going to Texas or he made decisions because he's like,

822
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: what do I care, I'm not going to be here tomorrow.

823
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: We've seen that before Alabama, Alabama. That guy was betting

824
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Cincinnati in Ohio inside joke anyway, So

825
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: I understand the A and M bands being upset, But

826
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: he's getting paid three million dollars.

827
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: A year.

828
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: For college baseball.

829
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

830
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: I can't even find it on the ESPN homepage. Being

831
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: good luck trying to get that score of the College

832
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 2: World Series. I don't know, honey. I'm just gonna turn

833
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: it on the TV because I can't find it on

834
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: the damn app what the score is.

835
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: It's like anybody that's ever left a job and you

836
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: are getting your ducks in a row before you leave

837
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: that job. WHOA, you already have something lined up. You

838
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: went and interviewed with another company. So this college baseball

839
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: college is not allowed to go interview with another company

840
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: before he leaves you. You're just mad because it happened

841
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: to you and you did. They did the same thing

842
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: with Jimbo Fisher. They went and poached him from Florida

843
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: State when he was still the Florida State head coach,

844
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: this is what college sports is now. You have to

845
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: get to that job and recruit already. Because the transfer

846
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: portal is so quick and so fast, it changes on

847
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: a dime. I have no problem with him doing it. Yeah,

848
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: my crazy, you.

849
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: Are because there is overlap, and that's just that. It's

850
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 2: just the same exact thing overlap you got to look

851
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: for in anything. I don't care if it's I'm trying

852
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 2: to think of something besides a relationship. Uh, go ahead, Uh,

853
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 2: it's it's perfect for relationships. If there's overlap, that's where

854
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: there's trouble. Oh they're divorced now and now they're dating somebody.

855
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine. Well when did they start dating that person?

856
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: Oh before they were divorced. Oh that's overlap. That's where

857
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: the problem is.

858
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: The only thing I think this coach did wrong was

859
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: yell at that reporter. Be rude and snarky to the reporter.

860
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: All he could have said is tonight, I don't want

861
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: to talk about me. I want to talk about my players.

862
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: Won't worry about the other stuff later or no comment

863
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: or anything. Instead of ripping down his throat like I did,

864
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: I took this job to never move again and blah

865
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: blah blah and read him the Riot Act. When the

866
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: next day he was leaving for Texas. That was a

867
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: little bad good acting. But accepting a job before your

868
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: season is over, man, it seems like it happens all

869
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: the time in college athletics. So you aggies gig them.

870
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: Be upset, Austin Boggs, I know you're mad. I know

871
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: you're upset. And now all of a sudden, he has

872
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: a guy has no class. I don't know anything about

873
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: the guy, and maybe he has no class in whatever.

874
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: But you loved him when he was winning for you.

875
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: But now that he left, he has no class. What

876
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: a loser? What a bum? Yeah?

877
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 2: Connor Wigman, Man, he'll keep you warm in the fall.

878
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: Who's that quarterback? Top ten Heisman guy?

879
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: Uh? Who does he play for? A?

880
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: And m Yagan?

881
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 1: Oh?

882
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: Who's there?

883
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: They got a who's their coach? I don't know.

884
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 2: That doesn't affect me. I'm not trying to bet.

885
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: Who is their college football coach? They got No, they

886
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: got the guy from Duke elcho Okay, right.

887
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 2: Riley Leonard went to Notre Dame. I don't know coaches

888
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 2: did You couldn't tell you the coach of the Titans.

889
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: Did you know one of our I couldn't tell you

890
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 2: the coach of the Sounds. I couldn't tell you the

891
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: coach of the Predators. I couldn't tell you the coach

892
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 2: of the Memphis Grizzlies. I couldn't tell you the coach

893
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: of the Knoxville or that's Pearl or Perth or basketball

894
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 2: coach at Barnes. Football is Perth partle?

895
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: Uh bar, noaches? What what sport?

896
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: Miss peaches? Football?

897
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: Ye? No? No, in Knoxville, yeah, Josh yeah yeah? And

898
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: baseball is viallly llo.

899
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 2: I'm not a coach, guy, dude, coach, coach, coach?

900
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: Uh no, what was gonna say? Did you know that

901
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: one of our sales girls, Riley Leonard's her.

902
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 2: Nephew and he's now going to Notre Dame.

903
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: Did you know that? No?

904
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 2: Did you know that?

905
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: I mean?

906
00:40:59,800 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: Uh?

907
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: Uh? Amy's okay, what are you doing?

908
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: Nephew is a starter on the Pagosa Springs High school

909
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: basketball team. I mean, shut up, shut her? How did

910
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: you find that out?

911
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: Though? I saw a picture with her on Facebook.

912
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: Him that's a low key flex, it's smart.

913
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: Loki flex And I was like, what what?

914
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you worry. I'll be low key flexing. If

915
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 2: Boomer makes it big.

916
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: You think he's gonna make it big.

917
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: He could because he's a lefty. He's lucky. I'm a righty.

918
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: I would have made it. Would have the drive. He

919
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: definitely has the drive. And he's like, dude, he has

920
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: a lefty. He's I mean, but did you see in

921
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: the College World Series that picture for ut was throwing

922
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: seventy four miles an hour striking people out. Did he

923
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: have an eighty eight mile an hour fastball? Yes, he

924
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 2: was going off speed and he would strike out the side.

925
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: So but just Boomer, all right, So you think Boomer

926
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: could make it in baseball basketball, he doesn't want to

927
00:41:59,640 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: do it.

928
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 2: I don't think he has the drive in basketball basketball.

929
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 2: He was already on the varsity team as a sophomore,

930
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: and he's putting up points, and he's got a spin

931
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 2: move and he's a lefty. Lefties have got it good, dude,

932
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: You just are more attractive when you're a lefty, especially pitching.

933
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 2: Every I mean, there's there ain't no lefty pitchers. He's

934
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: he is a rarity in Michigan. People look at him.

935
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: Like a unicorn. Yes, no craft, Yes, they don't have

936
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: left handed people in Michigan.

937
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: So for that reason, I think, yes, he has a chance.

938
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: He's lucky.

939
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: I was, alrighty, damn, I talked to my I talked

940
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: to batters Box's son the other day. That's the most

941
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: I ever talked to him in my life. And he

942
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: told me, oh, man, we are the worst team in

943
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: the league this year in baseball.

944
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: How old is he?

945
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: I need he is going into the third grade. He's eight, okay,

946
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: And I was like, how is baseball season? We were

947
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: the worst team in the league, worst team in the league.

948
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: And then I told you the story. He goes, and

949
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: then then we got kicked out of the tournament. Oh,

950
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: we won the game in the parents complaining and we

951
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: got kicked out of the tournament. So now I'm doing

952
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: karate nice. But now he loves karate. But what they're

953
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: really doing it for is look, discipline. I'm discipline and

954
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: he thinks it's for fun and chopping wood, and really

955
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: it's a listen to authority, follow directions.

956
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, things like that. Yeah, Karate's good, wrestling all that stuff.

957
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 2: You're gonna benefit way more than playing on the baseball

958
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 2: team where you have eight players and you have to

959
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: forfeit a game. They learned nothing from that.

960
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: They learned nothing except for that the other team is

961
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: a bunch of cry babies and parents take it too

962
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: serious because they lost and they complain to the league

963
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: and karate.

964
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 2: Dude, you're playing karate the whole time I was watching

965
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 2: Boomer's game online. If he wasn't pitching, dude, I only

966
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 2: saw him. I was watching a game of nine and nine,

967
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 2: nine and eight seventeen other kids running around the field.

968
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 2: I have no idea who they are.

969
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: Ah, baseball is a weird sport, it is. And uh,

970
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: before we go, I just wanted to give you guys

971
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: a lesson in life. Never cash out early. Never cash

972
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: out early.

973
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: Read the text my hand.

974
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can read it.

975
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 2: Please all right, this may help the story. Assist it

976
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: because color to it. I get a text from lunch

977
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: in a random afternoon. Damn it, I deleted it.

978
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: Where's my phone? I got it? I got it. It's

979
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: right here, it's right here, all right, I got it,

980
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: all right, I got it. Yep, I got it. Five, one, seven, right,

981
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: yeah done? I said, never cash out win gambling. I

982
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: had the Royals minus one and a half going to

983
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: the bottom of the eighth. They're down one to Oh

984
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: so I cashed out? They won five to one. Ray responds.

985
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: The cash out option is the website getting you to

986
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: gamble again. They already won as long as you hit

987
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: that button. Here's a lesson. If you place the bet,

988
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: who cares? You're already willing to lose that money, So

989
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 1: who cares? Why cash out?

990
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 2: Stop?

991
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 1: Did you see?

992
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 2: This isn't similar cash shaw, not an actual cash out.

993
00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 2: Do you see the guy that could have won if

994
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: had been and Oilers won the Stanley Cup, he was

995
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 2: gonna win six hundred thousand.

996
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

997
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had three futures bets. He had picked two

998
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: of the other ones perfect f for the teams. I mean,

999
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 2: whoever wont oh he got Chiefs and then he had NBA,

1000
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: so he must There's no way. He had Celtics and

1001
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 2: got those odds. Oh probably he had soccer some soccer

1002
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: shit so soccer.

1003
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: He had what's some called Real Madrid winning.

1004
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: Real Madrid, the Chiefs, and then he just needed the

1005
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: Oilers bro So for six hundred thousand, you can hedge

1006
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 2: that if you got a quarter of a million, you're

1007
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 2: gonna guarantee yourself a quarter of a million. You gotta

1008
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 2: do that. Instead, he risks it all and he's on

1009
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 2: video going Florida teams. Man Florida teams just suck. And

1010
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 2: he got zero dollars and he could have had a

1011
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 2: guaranteed quarter of a million.

1012
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 1: I could have had fifty bucks.

1013
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: Stead he's in some random bar and they're doing a

1014
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 2: DraftKings video filming him Man Florida teams, they suck. He

1015
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: was so puckered you could see him.

1016
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1017
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 2: He probably in the sleep for a week. He couldn't

1018
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 2: sit on the bar stool, he was so puckered. They

1019
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: lost two to one, and I don't think he's probably

1020
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 2: slept since that's brutal. I want to check on him

1021
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: cause I, let's say, put a thousand on it. Dude,

1022
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,399
Speaker 2: that's one on one that could lead to addiction. Oh

1023
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 2: my god, sadly give him that phone number. Boy, all right,

1024
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: always guarantee yourself money. So I'm not that mad at

1025
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 2: you do the cash out. No, you still got some money.

1026
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: No I didn't. I lost money because whatever I bet,

1027
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: I didn't get in the full bet. So I lost money.

1028
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I was assuming it was a parlay

1029
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: so I thought maybe it was even No, the best

1030
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: cash out I ever had year ago, baser were doing

1031
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: our couple's account.

1032
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: We're rocking, man.

1033
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: I did a seventeen parlay hit like four of them,

1034
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 2: and I got a hockey game going on, and it's

1035
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 2: under three, let's say, and it's at two and a

1036
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: half and we're late in the third. Bro, they're offering

1037
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: me five hundred dollars. I think I was going for

1038
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: six grand I said, I don't give a flying crap.

1039
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: I will cash out for five hundred dollars, dude. I

1040
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: cashed out, got the five hundred dollars in the account.

1041
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 2: Boom bam, thinking man, they scored a goal no less

1042
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: than two seconds later, straight up. Just the gambling site,

1043
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: just hemorrhaging money to me, dude, guaranteed five hundred. I

1044
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 2: will take it any day of the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

1045
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 2: sometimes on Thursday, and always on Friday and Saturday and Sunday.

1046
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got ten dollars with my fifty dollars bet back.

1047
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: That was so stupid, Like what, I don't know.

1048
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 2: Our betting account's been riding on zero for about a week.

1049
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: But I got futures out. I got futures for the

1050
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: future is now. Man, Let's just say if Alabama, Georgia, Alabama,

1051
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 2: Jayalen Milroe, any of those things hit. Oh yeah, and

1052
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 2: a team from Texas. I need either the Texans or

1053
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: the Cowboys to win the super Bowl. We're looking at

1054
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: a one hundred thousand dollars.

1055
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: You're never getting one hundred thousand. We gotta get out.

1056
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: Morgan's a studio. We're getting keeped out again.

1057
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: If they offer me a cash out two hundred, oh,

1058
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 2: I'll take it.

1059
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: Oh, Morgan gives us two hundred and get out of studio,

1060
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: I'll go.

1061
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: They're not but the betting site isn't smart. Why are

1062
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: they not off for me a cash out of one hundred,

1063
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: I'll take that, bro, I always cash out, offer me anything.

1064
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 2: I always leave early.

1065
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: Right.

1066
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 2: Do they offer me a cash out of twenty grand? Uh?

1067
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 2: Click yes, I'll never go to the side again.

1068
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: Click I don't.

1069
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: Then Bama wins at all.