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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to get its foot

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Speaker 1: in the door with the.

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Speaker 2: Pet perfume industry with a new line for dogs.

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Speaker 1: The available sense include wet tennis ball and chewed up sock.

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Speaker 1: Ya class up your puff with the sprits of perfume

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Speaker 1: thanks to Laser.

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Speaker 2: Story, the segment where we read weird.

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Speaker 1: News stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other butt snippers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Saint Louis. A

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Speaker 1: twenty six year old Olive garden waitress named Hailey Messing

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Speaker 1: had been serving a couple on a date night who

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Speaker 1: rang up a ninety four dollars bill that included pasta,

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Speaker 1: wine and appetize.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's actually you know, with wine is

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Speaker 3: not that well, you know.

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Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna get lucky to know.

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Speaker 1: But when the couple left no tip, Hailey allegedly slammed

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Speaker 1: the receipt onto their table and shouted, unlimited breadsticks doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean unlimited free labor.

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Speaker 3: No, she's not a point, but the couple's probably seventeen

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Speaker 2: Yeah, police.

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Speaker 1: As the couple began walking out, Hailey then grabbed a

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Speaker 1: basket of bread and hurled it at the couple, striking

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Speaker 4: In the chest.

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Speaker 3: His fault for not opening his mouth.

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn grabbed them off the floor, like these are still good.

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Speaker 2: I can make these into crew tis. That's right, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: That staph intervened.

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Speaker 1: Haley shoved the woman toward the wall and accused them

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Speaker 1: of stealing her wages.

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Speaker 4: What the heck?

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Speaker 2: So, of course coups were called at that point.

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Speaker 3: That's a very passionate wheat stuff.

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Speaker 1: The incident drew so much attention that another customer in

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Speaker 1: the dining room started a live stream, and within hours,

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Speaker 1: clips of the breadstick throwing meltdown had wrapped up millions

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Speaker 4: The job.

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Speaker 1: In the end, Haley was arrested on charges of assault

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Speaker 1: and disorderly conduct after what police described as a quote

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Speaker 1: gratuity dispute that got out of control.

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Speaker 3: I mean, her eyebrows do look good in her mugshot,

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Speaker 3: but her eyes are very bloodshot.

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Speaker 4: Should we start a go fundme tips for Haley? No?

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Speaker 4: So she can at least get makeup.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't run.

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Speaker 4: She could use it.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 4: Brooks.

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Speaker 1: Mom has always told me that there's a fine line

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Speaker 3: My mom loves tacky, so she definitely did not say

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Speaker 4: The line between it and I wish.

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Speaker 1: A woman named Kosha herb had heard that before she

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Speaker 1: made her wedding guestless.

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Speaker 3: Oh happened?

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Speaker 4: Do you see?

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Speaker 1: Kosha recently tied the knot and says she let one

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Speaker 1: of her dad's friends bring his daughter and the daughter's

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Speaker 3: Okay, that was nice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: Fine until at the end of the night she watched

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Speaker 3: My mom still talks about a wedding she went to

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Speaker 3: with one of my dad's friends that my dad's buddy

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Speaker 3: ended up stealing everybody's purse, yeah, or the wallets in

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Speaker 3: he couldn't find her wallet in time, so my god.

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Speaker 1: Well, witnesses at this wedding say they saw the woman

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Speaker 1: fill up seven of the tupperware with food from the buffet.

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Speaker 4: Three of them with dessert, and she wasn't done.

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Speaker 1: She grabbed a few beers and some floral centerpieces on

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Speaker 4: They paid for that.

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Speaker 3: What are you gonna do with the floral centerpieces? I

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Speaker 3: feel like there should be a to go situation.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'll give you that.

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Speaker 1: Did I forget to mention the couple's gift to the

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Speaker 1: bride and groom was a five dollars bill. Is the

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Speaker 4: On so mad.

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Speaker 1: It's a compliment though, to be like, your food is

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Speaker 3: It's true, that's true.

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Speaker 1: After a few of the people in the wedding party intervened,

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Speaker 2: She really wanted leftovers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The story went viral online and some are defending her,

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Speaker 1: saying the food would have just gone to waste if

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, so with the r leftover wedding food. We

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Speaker 3: brought it for, you know, because so much family was

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Speaker 3: in towns and it ate it as a family the

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Speaker 3: next three days. Actual, yeah, I was really sick wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, but a lot actually, most people were totally horrified,

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Speaker 1: except for Brook's mom, who said it was quote resourceful.

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Speaker 2: That's right, there you go, Brooks mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom has the crazy talent to be able

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Speaker 3: to pick out the exact size, the exact right size

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Speaker 3: of a container for whatever leftovers is left.

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Speaker 2: It is wild. I'm telling you can hit all out.

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Speaker 2: She should be on a show doing it on a show.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's always.

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Speaker 2: Perfectly filled with the I just got talent?

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Speaker 4: Is useless sound?

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Speaker 2: America's got useless town.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: There's thirty seconds we'll never get back.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of pixel Plaza. Recently,

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Speaker 1: we celebrated National Video Games Day, and according to a

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Speaker 1: study published last year, kids who play video games actually

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Speaker 1: earn more money as adults.

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Speaker 2: Wow, look at us, look at us gamers.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 4: Are you compensating for the last out?

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Speaker 2: I was trying to keep my comments shorts. So interesting,

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Speaker 2: She's like, please tell.

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Speaker 4: Me thinking your job right now?

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Speaker 3: Brook?

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Speaker 4: I get that all.

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Speaker 1: Indulged for you, Brook, because you're so interested. They found

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Speaker 1: that adult who played video games as children now earn

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Speaker 1: annual salaries that are an average. They're an average over

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars more than others.

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Speaker 2: That is a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: Is a lot as for which particular games help, those

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Speaker 1: who played FIFA lead the pack, earning nearly seventy one

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Speaker 2: I grew up on FIFA. They're so hard to play.

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Speaker 3: There's so many buttons you have to push at the

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Speaker 4: I can't play those games well.

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Speaker 1: For comparison, the median annual salary for US workers is

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Speaker 1: about sixty k Okay, so that's eleven grand more. And

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Speaker 1: get this, candy Crush is a close second now, so

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Speaker 1: you don't even need to be playing complex video games.

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Speaker 2: Broke Noble games count two.

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Speaker 3: I like the jewel, that's my, that's my did.

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Speaker 2: Not probably mine Sweeper? Oh yeah, I loved I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: According to experts, even if you're not in it to

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Speaker 1: earn more, the biggest benefits to playing a game a

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Speaker 1: few times a week are stress relief, strategic thinking, problem

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Speaker 1: solving skills, and hand die coordination. Ok.

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Speaker 2: Funny, my guy friends throw their remotent walls. But you know,

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Speaker 2: but I bet they throw them really accurately.

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Speaker 1: Hand coordination similar to someone I know who has excellent

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Speaker 1: hand eye coordination, just off the charts. Probably because he

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Speaker 1: played a lot of video games as a kid, mostly

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Speaker 1: Grand Theft Rebox. Just racking up those stars and that

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Speaker 1: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again the same time on Monday, Brooke

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning,