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Speaker 1: Jewels, dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yes I do, I got it, okay.

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Speaker 3: So basically, I'm a horse girl. I have six horses.

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Speaker 3: One of them is my heart horse, which I call

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Speaker 3: my soulmate basically. And my mom makes donuts. She's a

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Speaker 3: baker basically, And the thing is, I hate them, and

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Speaker 3: I really hate those donuts and so dry, and the

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Speaker 3: way she fries them. I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 3: So she gives me donuts and I'd give them to

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Speaker 3: my horse, and my horse she loves them so much,

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Speaker 3: and I love to give her donuts all the time.

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Speaker 3: And I haven't told my mom about this because I

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Speaker 3: know it would break her heart and she's kind of

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Speaker 3: dramatic about things.

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Speaker 2: So oh yeah, horse likes them.

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Speaker 1: I love them so much.

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Speaker 2: It's so cute. A horse eating a doughnut is cute.

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Speaker 2: Secret of course, Thank you? Bye? Hello, Hi, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Do you have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: Long? Story short?

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Speaker 4: My ex best friend doesn't realize that her great sex

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Speaker 4: life with her husband is because of me.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh girl.

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Speaker 1: Why A little bit of backstory.

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Speaker 4: I was dating a guy that we worked together and

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Speaker 4: he got a new female best friend who so you

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Speaker 4: said was great. So I was like, okay, well she's

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Speaker 4: so great, I'll be your friend. And she was.

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Speaker 1: She was absolutely my best friend in the whole world.

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Speaker 1: We did everything.

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Speaker 4: Together, and apparently we were all through doing my boyfriend

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Speaker 4: together and I didn't know about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 4: We had the boyfriend and I had been together for

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Speaker 4: three and a half years, and I found out because

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Speaker 4: we had gone to a car show she got injured.

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Speaker 4: We all stayed at his place after that and they

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Speaker 4: were texting while I was sleeping next to him, dirty

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Speaker 4: things back and forth. Wow wow, Oh yeah, it gets better.

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Speaker 4: So her and I we're still friends. I tell her that,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm heartbroken, but she's my best friend and

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Speaker 4: I stay friends with her whatever. We end up going

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Speaker 4: to a bar one night, we meet a guy. We

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Speaker 4: both go on a date. I have a terrible date.

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Speaker 4: She has a great date. Her and this guy start dating.

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Speaker 4: So I tell this guy, hey, you know, it's really

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Speaker 4: not fair. I had a terrible first date with you, Like,

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of awesome and you missed out. So we

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Speaker 4: started drinking one night, and one thing led to another,

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Speaker 4: and I am the polar opposite of her in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: I'm wowed and she's not.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 4: She told me when she got home from her weekend

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Speaker 4: away that her boyfriend wanted her to do some really

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Speaker 4: weird stuff that he's never asked for before, and she

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Speaker 4: was super into it. And that's what their sex life

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Speaker 4: turned into.

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Speaker 1: They're married with kids.

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Speaker 2: Now, so the things that you like, Oh, wow, I

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Speaker 2: guess you got back.

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Speaker 1: She still has no idea.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it's been twelve years.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you're not friends anymore?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: Oh god no, oh oh you're not. Wow.

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Speaker 4: No, but I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card

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Speaker 4: where I let her know I think your twentieth anniversary

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Speaker 4: I'm missed on that tour.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: You playing the long game? Yeah yeah seriously. Oh yes, Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Have a great day, guys, you too. Bye

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Speaker 1: to what's your dirty little secret