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Speaker 1: Nopell. Hello, is that me?

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Speaker 2: Ray?

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Speaker 1: How does my mics.

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Speaker 2: Think it sounds good? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Dude mentoris at schwab this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I saw me interviewed. H your boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also there to conduct other interviews as well.

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Speaker 2: I mean he still didn't repost our interview though.

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Speaker 1: Because we got to do something where we do the

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Speaker 1: unedited version. There's a lot of different things we can do.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we could release the unedited I think we should

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Speaker 2: do that. Do you have that? Yeah? I think we

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Speaker 2: released that. We'll release it tomorrow. Yeah, I think that's

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Speaker 2: a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Arnold, come on over here. No, not too close, Arnold?

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Speaker 1: You poked me? What the hell have you been doing?

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Speaker 2: Say?

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Speaker 1: How's it any?

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Speaker 2: Did that not go down? Already started win?

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Speaker 1: A dumbass met another dumbass, and they became the Dumbass Trio?

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Speaker 1: The end? All right, Arnold, put them up lower. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna do a lot. Oh the what too, sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: sug give the sports facts my sports opinions, because I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty much a sports.

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Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the north. I'm

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Speaker 1: an alpha male. I live on the west side of Nashville, Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: As the sun is setting, that's my view. Typically if

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Speaker 1: there's no clouds of their sun. A lot of different

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Speaker 1: variables and factors, but typically there's a sunset, especially during

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Speaker 1: the summertime winter, it's beautiful, beautiful colors over you, coach.

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Speaker 2: Does your wife do anything that you find weird and

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Speaker 2: you just go along with it in the bedroom if

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Speaker 2: you want to talk about the bedroom, I'm just talking

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Speaker 2: about like, are there things she likes to do? And

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Speaker 2: you're just like, why are we doing this? But you

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Speaker 2: do it anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She puts together puzzles. That's her thing. She'll come

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Speaker 1: home and say, I put together a thousand piece puzzle.

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Speaker 2: So then when you get done with that thousand piece puzzle,

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Speaker 2: do you like glue it and then put it in

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Speaker 2: a frame or you just break it up and put

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Speaker 2: it back in the box.

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Speaker 1: Well, leave it for a week, and then I beg her,

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Speaker 1: for the love of God, can we please take it down?

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Speaker 1: My friends are coming over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife has this thing where she likes to

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Speaker 2: go look at houses. You have a house exactly that

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Speaker 2: she has no intention of buying. But she's on Zillo

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Speaker 2: and she has alerts that come up and it's like

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Speaker 2: a five million dollar house. And so she has a

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Speaker 2: real estate friend, like a girl that does real estate.

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Speaker 2: So she's always, hey, what time are you getting off work?

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Speaker 2: Would you like to go look at this house with me?

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Speaker 2: Not that we're going to buy it because we can't

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Speaker 2: afford it. She goes, but I was talking to Kelly

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Speaker 2: and she wants to go see it too, so she

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Speaker 2: said she would take us in it. Now, why do

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Speaker 2: I want to go see it? Ray?

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Speaker 1: I gotta pay increase.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why I want to go. Or it's

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Speaker 2: like a house that they just built, you know, down

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Speaker 2: to go see it? I'm like, no, why do I

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Speaker 2: want to go in the house. I don't care what

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Speaker 2: the inside of that house looks like. Maybe she needs

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Speaker 2: to be a real estate agent. That wouldn't be a

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Speaker 2: bad idea because then she could go in all these

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Speaker 2: Her friend is just going so she's like, Hey, do

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Speaker 2: you want to go see this house? I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: see it. So she literally texted me she goes, do

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Speaker 2: you have any interest in seeing that house? I'm talking

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Speaker 2: to Kelly right now, which would what would be a

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Speaker 2: good time to go see? And I are not getting it. Well,

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Speaker 2: it's not about getting it. She just wants to go

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Speaker 2: look at She goes, I have no interest in buying it.

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Speaker 2: I just want to see what the finished product looks like.

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Speaker 1: Why, yeah, you guys already have a residence.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I might I nope, I don't have any interests.

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Speaker 2: I said, I don't have any interest in that house

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Speaker 2: or going to see that house. But if you want

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Speaker 1: It would be perfect on a Saturday. You set out

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Speaker 1: some cookies and then you show it. I believe maybe

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Speaker 2: Yeah where she No, she can't do it on Saturdays.

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Speaker 2: So we've got the kids on the week. Right.

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Speaker 1: The kids could be part of the safe.

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Speaker 2: Oh they can, oh, look at it. Look at how

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Speaker 2: it's a kid friendly house.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they can run up and down the stairs. They

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Speaker 2: can jump off the balcony, they can swim in the pool,

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Speaker 2: they can do this, they can do that.

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Speaker 1: It's something that would keep you from sucking on a

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Speaker 1: two PM, you're gonna tone it down. It's gonna taper.

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Speaker 2: And then you can have drinks available at the open house.

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Speaker 2: Oh would you like a glass of Is it prosecco?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Prosecco?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, help yourself. You want some sparkling wine? There you go,

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Speaker 2: some sparkling cider there.

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Speaker 1: Well, a lot of I've learned in the real estate

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Speaker 1: shows I watch Selling Sunset of Netflix. Most people ain't buying.

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Speaker 1: There's looking what your wife is doing?

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Speaker 2: A bunch of nosy people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that, and why not look at what a five

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Speaker 2: Yeah, five thousand dollars house probably not gonna offer very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I made the mistake. I was accidentally clicked into

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Speaker 1: the I believe it was the four hundred thousand houses

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Speaker 1: and baser goes why would you even look at them

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Speaker 1: that's a great point. So then I turned it to

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Speaker 1: the shacks and the basically in the garages and the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the enclosed basement where you're in someone else's house

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Speaker 2: but you're living in the basement.

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Speaker 1: We could afford a property, but there's no home. You

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Speaker 1: just have to You would almost roll up a motor

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah you can. Or you could get one of

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Speaker 1: See, I would almost want land and I just go

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Speaker 1: walk it every day like this is my land, mother,

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Speaker 2: But where would you sleep? Mother?

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Speaker 1: Well, we're still at the apartment now. We're actually in

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Speaker 1: the process of looking at land right now. And damn

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Speaker 2: How much land do you want? Do you realize if

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Speaker 2: you have land, you have to mow it right.

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Speaker 1: In the city it's less than half an acre. I mean,

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Speaker 1: these lots are small outside of the cities, where you're

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Speaker 2: So you're looking in the city.

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Speaker 1: Uh, there's one piece of property in the city. I'm

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Speaker 1: so I'm trying to get her down and she's not

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Speaker 2: About half that.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say it's going.

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Speaker 2: It's going nowhere.

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Speaker 1: She's entertaining it. It was an older couple. I believe

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Speaker 2: So I believe, what what does she care if you're

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Speaker 1: She owns the house next to it. So there's a

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna put so you're gonna live on her land.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna buy the land. You're just gonna put

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Speaker 1: land from her. They're their own entities. So but you'll

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Speaker 1: telling her, hey, we're gonna we're doing business right away.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be fast and real quick. That house

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Speaker 2: Just like your sex life, fast and real quick.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of thousands very soon. Do I have any facts

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Speaker 1: I'm going with. But yeah, outside, dude, Joelton, Goodletsville, all

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Speaker 2: Where the hell is Jolton.

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Speaker 1: Jolton's almost Missouri.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was in Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's way out there, but you can get two acres.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you got to drive an hour to work.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with that at my time, but we also

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Speaker 1: are learning. We went and looked at one in Knsington Springs.

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Speaker 1: Sorry if y'all aren't from here, a lot of localized

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Speaker 2: You're naming cities like towns that I don't know where

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Speaker 1: So if you just go towards Memphis a little bit

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes Kensington Springs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, dude, we were out there.

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Speaker 1: I've been out there, And Baser brought up a great point.

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Speaker 1: There's no fast food, thus there's no Uber Eats, Thus

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Speaker 1: there's no Uber. We would never be able to take

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Speaker 1: an Uber. And also you don't have fast food. We

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Speaker 1: love our taco bell on hungover Sundays. Dude, she brought

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Speaker 1: up a genius point. We would have to stop eating

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Speaker 1: fast food. All we would eat was stuff we got

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Speaker 2: I do think about that a lot. Is when people

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Speaker 2: live in smaller towns, it's like, you really do have

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Speaker 2: to cook every night.

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Speaker 1: They're a lead it.

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Speaker 2: There is no just grabbing food from a restaurant because

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Speaker 2: there are no damn restaurants. And so how do you

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Speaker 2: make that living? Like the switching that I mean, maybe

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Speaker 2: you grew up that way so you're just used to it.

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Speaker 2: But I am used to Oh, you know, I get

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Speaker 2: off lunch work. You know what, I'm gonna grab some lunch.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna run over to Chipotle. Oh I got off lunch.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna run over and grab some Jason's Deli. Those

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Speaker 2: people are like, man, it's lunchtime. I gotta cook. Oh

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Speaker 2: it's dinner time. What's for dinner? Should we run to? Oh? No,

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Speaker 2: there is nowhere to run to, So you have to cook.

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Speaker 2: Like my roommate in college, yeh no, John, He was

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Speaker 2: from a small town and they had one stop sign

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Speaker 2: If I need to move out to your Joelton and

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I also realized, looking for land

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Speaker 1: But you're learning. Oh that's a cool appliance. I like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that but I don't have any plans

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Speaker 2: I just don't understand. It feels like a waste of time.

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Speaker 2: no interest in buying. And then also, Kelly the real

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Speaker 1: Some of those five millions are sitting I'm looking on

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Speaker 2: But this one is just this one, Okay. The one

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Speaker 1: Two point seven over there.

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Speaker 2: All pass That's what I'm saying, But we're not trying

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Speaker 1: Why, it's just like a bet. Oh, if I win

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Speaker 1: It's mustard shit. You don't know that it's going to happen.

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Speaker 2: It's not going to happen.

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Speaker 1: What I used to do in college is I would

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Speaker 2: I have never heard of. Let me plan on spending

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I would say, right, I would say

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, I can fly to. There's this thing

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Speaker 2: Oh, I tell you're talking about the chemical now shoots

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Speaker 2: the weeds that you know you shouldn't use it anymore.

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Speaker 2: I heard it's you.

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Speaker 1: It's party in Austin, Texas, and it's only in April,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a ut Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We used to go to that way in high school.

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Speaker 1: I was in Chicago. Buddy told me about it, and

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Speaker 1: coming all right. Got this bet hit in the night,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I couldn't afford the ticket. So you never

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Speaker 1: I said, all right, i'll fly in on Monday. You

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Speaker 2: So did your buddy go to round Up without you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He lived down here, and so he goes, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll just go as your buddy South Beach. He lived

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Speaker 1: all planned out. We're gonna go Tiky's on Monday. Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: we're going to this phone party. Wednesday, were going to

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Speaker 1: Wet and Wild, Thursday, were going to Sixth Street. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it never happened. It was good plans, though. That's what

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Speaker 2: That's like, they have this thing called a home tour

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Speaker 2: in my neighborhood. It's to raise money for the neighborhood

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Speaker 2: where they have like eight or nine houses that volunteer

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Speaker 2: to let you walk through their house and you pay

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Speaker 2: like twenty bucks to the whatever. I don't know what,

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Speaker 2: even know what. No, it's not an hoa. It's just

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Speaker 1: You opened your home? No, no, no, no, not my home.

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Speaker 1: Please take your shoes off.

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Speaker 3: Mark.

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Speaker 2: But it's like, well some of them they do. You

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Speaker 1: Oh honey, I think I'm one of my older socks.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have any socks on. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: and it's just like what.

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Speaker 1: They show you the beds where they bang too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nice beds, Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Thanks. They show the closets open. Sometimes they have rooms

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Speaker 2: that are don't go in here or whatever. But it's

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Speaker 2: just it feels very weird, and you're you would be shocked.

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Speaker 1: Hey, John, what's this swing in the bedroom?

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Speaker 3: Bad?

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Speaker 2: M ce.

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Speaker 1: John? I love the belt and the whip you got

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Speaker 1: in here? What do you guys do on the weekend?

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Speaker 2: You would be shocked at how many people open up

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Speaker 2: their houses for these things and how many people actually go.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, this is so awkward. But there's it's crowded

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Speaker 1: What does it tell you? People crave meeting other people,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of people are bored. They're live boring lives.

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Speaker 2: Is it bored?

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Speaker 1: Are you nosy? I would never do. I'm not nosy,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you I don't have enough time.

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Speaker 1: I'm not walking through other people's apartments. I'm not I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I right, I don't want to walk through other people's house.

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Speaker 1: I would rather go to the pool and just sit

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Speaker 1: maybe those people are stay at homes, don't see other people,

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Speaker 1: so that's their time to socialize. As an American.

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Speaker 2: Locked in a cubicle all day, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: Cool?

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Speaker 2: Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it just seems like you're parading around.

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Speaker 2: It's more like of a I feel like it's more

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Speaker 1: My everybody's trying to show how big they are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at how big my TV is. Look how

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Speaker 1: Full as star house next week, you guys can see it.

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Speaker 2: Look at how nice my lawn is. Look at the flowers,

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Speaker 2: Look at the basement, Look at what I've done over here,

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Speaker 2: Look at this antique statue, cool man.

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Speaker 1: And you've done them.

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Speaker 2: Before, yes, because my wife likes to go on them.

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Speaker 1: And they're what, there's thirty people sometimes there's five in

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's like thirty people.

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Speaker 1: Every house, and there's dudes and chicks, dudes and chicks.

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Speaker 1: But it's a good way to meet and kids. Have

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Speaker 1: you kept any of those relationships since you did it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well then that wasn't very benefit none, right.

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Speaker 2: Because my wife's like, oh, I think we could have

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Speaker 2: been friends with them. I'm like, you'll never talk to

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Speaker 2: those people again in your life, Jerry.

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Speaker 1: If I could get your number here, I'll hand you

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Speaker 1: my phone. Sorry, the lock screens on my bad.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jerry, you know, hey, we should get together for

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Speaker 2: dreams one time. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: It's sort of like that guy that the dad that

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Speaker 2: know what? Three weeks ago at the restaurant, is there?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? Is there an update?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Jerry, how's the food I see on the patio? I

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Speaker 1: haven't got that.

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Speaker 2: Text yet, Still hadn't texted.

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Speaker 1: Me, still part of te mobile.

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Speaker 2: Jerry still hadn't even though he said, oh, man, we

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Speaker 2: should get to go and play some golf. Not even

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Speaker 2: a hey man sounds fun. Let's play some golf, dude.

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Speaker 1: Some guys just don't text. I've realized that.

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Speaker 2: But he but why bring up the golf if here

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Speaker 2: we are? I tried to play golf with him for

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Speaker 2: he sees me at a restaurant, always should play golf.

441
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Speaker 2: Three weeks later, still hadn't texted.

442
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Speaker 1: And do you are you friends with guys who like?

443
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,600
Speaker 1: Do you text? Right?

444
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,280
Speaker 2: I text?

445
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,480
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you do laugh faces if something is funny? No,

446
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,320
Speaker 1: you don't.

447
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,840
Speaker 2: I don't do emojis period.

448
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,000
Speaker 1: Okay. See I thought you always if something was funny,

449
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,679
Speaker 1: you always had to say that's funny. Then I was

450
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,320
Speaker 1: instructed guys don't do laughy emojis. So sometimes me and

451
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Speaker 1: my friends are text and the funniest s and I

452
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,800
Speaker 1: can't say how funny it is. I'd be like laugh

453
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,880
Speaker 1: to myself. But then in the thread you talk about

454
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,240
Speaker 1: something else. No, no, and you don't bring your laughter to

455
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,120
Speaker 1: the thread.

456
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,640
Speaker 2: And the thread you go, that's funny. Nope, see you're

457
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,760
Speaker 2: not allowed to do that, that's really funny. You just

458
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,359
Speaker 2: laugh on your own and then you move to the

459
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Speaker 2: next time. That cracked me up. I'm still laughing at that. Yeah,

460
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,800
Speaker 2: I read it twice, laughed both times. I ever knew

461
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,879
Speaker 2: you don't do emojis.

462
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,040
Speaker 1: No, Well see, I've been rocking emojis for a while now,

463
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,320
Speaker 1: but that was when I was like, you know, when

464
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Speaker 1: you're dating, you're flirting with girls.

465
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Speaker 2: Their emojis weren't around when I dated, So I don't

466
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Speaker 2: know what you mean by that.

467
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Speaker 1: But emojis solve so much. But I'm just told you

468
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,879
Speaker 1: just don't do the last I've had guys text me

469
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Speaker 1: like he stopped sending the laughing emojis.

470
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't understand the emojis because it takes you

471
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Speaker 2: have to go. It would be easier just to text something,

472
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,320
Speaker 2: then to go into emojis, search for the emoji you want,

473
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Speaker 2: find the perfect one. Hit that emoji. That takes too

474
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Speaker 2: much damn time when I could just said that's funny.

475
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Speaker 1: Justin I got four text messages from him. I believe

476
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Speaker 1: he was dipping in the dark whiskey. Would you like

477
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:01,560
Speaker 1: to hear?

478
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,320
Speaker 2: Yes? I would.

479
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,879
Speaker 1: And this is why we don't send laughing emojis. We

480
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,679
Speaker 1: just do texts. After text after text, and when I

481
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,120
Speaker 1: read them, I don't hard them, I don't laugh them.

482
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:11,919
Speaker 1: I'm just supposed to then move on to the next topic.

483
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:12,640
Speaker 2: Very interesting.

484
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,960
Speaker 1: So I woke up to this, No idea, what it

485
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,920
Speaker 1: means they only pay for services regarding alimony and prescription opioids?

486
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,640
Speaker 1: No idea, what he's talking about.

487
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,800
Speaker 2: Okay, then it's.

488
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Speaker 1: Seven oh four. I mean, let's let's go ahead and

489
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,760
Speaker 1: get the timeline. I was in bed during this seven

490
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,119
Speaker 1: oh four hurricanes begin the reverse sweep tonight. Last to

491
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Speaker 1: do so is the La Kings in twenty fourteen. It

492
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,280
Speaker 1: can be done. But didn't they lose? They're done? Yeah,

493
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,400
Speaker 1: Panthers in the finals.

494
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Panthers in the final.

495
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,520
Speaker 1: All right, Gretzky looks like he has Parkinson's broadcasting on TNT.

496
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Speaker 1: He does not look well.

497
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,320
Speaker 2: I didn't know Gretzky was a broadcasting.

498
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,800
Speaker 1: And then seven forty seven, the final text drinking posted

499
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,040
Speaker 1: on the loser's Facebook page. I requested you on there

500
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Speaker 1: by the way.

501
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,959
Speaker 2: What does he mean? He requests?

502
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,840
Speaker 1: I guess on Facebook, But I just do that to

503
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 1: post my actual Facebook I deactivated fifteen years ago. Oh

504
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 1: I have I should actually reactivate it because I have

505
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 1: all my pictures from college. I think I need to

506
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 1: do that and save them.

507
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to say you want to save them

508
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,520
Speaker 2: because you want to have those memories.

509
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 1: Right, Because I keep talking randomly about Costa Rica and

510
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 1: my wife that I used to live.

511
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 2: There, and you've never shown her a picture from Coast

512
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 2: to Roga.

513
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,679
Speaker 1: I have to because I'm trying to pitch it as

514
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,120
Speaker 1: a place we go on vacation, and I've never showed

515
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 1: her my pictures that would sell her.

516
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Speaker 2: I have a great I have a very interesting conversation

517
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 2: about pictures that we had this past weekend when I

518
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 2: was in Oklahoma City, when we were you know, over

519
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 2: there off at MLK, so we were just staying indoors.

520
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,360
Speaker 2: But I'm going to tell you about it right after

521
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 2: this break. So we were taking some pictures photos. Boom,

522
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 2: my parents' fiftieth high school reunion is coming up, and

523
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 2: so I guess my mom is supposed to take pictures

524
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Speaker 2: of her family now and that they're going to do

525
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 2: a slide show.

526
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,679
Speaker 1: So she's asking you for pick no.

527
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 2: So she bought all the grandkids the same shirt, like

528
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 2: the Wiggly Worm band or something like dance Crew, you know,

529
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 2: and we took pictures in them, and we were taking

530
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Speaker 2: pictures on her phones. And then we started discussing it

531
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 2: and my dad was like, I'll tell you what, taking

532
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 2: pictures on your phone is the dumbest thing ever. And

533
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 2: I said, I don't understand what you mean. Dad. He said,

534
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 2: tell me, when do you ever, and I mean ever,

535
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 2: go back and look at the pictures on your phone?

536
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 2: Great point, he said absolutely never. He goes where is

537
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 2: a photo album? Sometimes you get together with family and

538
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 2: you go you would sit down and look at photos

539
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, look at that. That was so cute. Oh,

540
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 2: that one was so cy Oh that's the baseball game.

541
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: That's when we were at Niagara Falls. That's when we

542
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 2: were at the Rangers game against the Royals. When you

543
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 2: take a picture on your phone, you take it and

544
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 2: you move on, and you never go back and look

545
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 2: at it ever, and you take ten pictures of the

546
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 2: same damn things. There is no funny out take pictures,

547
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 2: because if it's not a good picture, what do you

548
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 2: do with it?

549
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: Delete?

550
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 2: Delete, Whereas if you go look back at your family

551
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 2: albums from when you were growing up, there's no second takes.

552
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 2: There's no second takes. So there's some ridiculous looking photos.

553
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 2: There's people making funny faces, people not looking at the camera. Now,

554
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 2: every picture has to be perfect or you don't save it. Well,

555
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 2: will you redo it? And every picture now is wait

556
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 2: wait Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Alexis, Alexis, look over here, smile.

557
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 2: There's no action shots.

558
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: Well. We had to rule out my grandma doing action

559
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: shots because she would always do them at dinner and

560
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: it looked like everybody was sucking off a corn cob.

561
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: We had to tell her stop taking them.

562
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: That's a little weird.

563
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: So I said, Grandma, if those ever surface, I'm gonna

564
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: be canceled.

565
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 2: Because I know my grandpa he used to have, like

566
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: when he I had like a video camera, video camera,

567
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 2: and they would sit down and watch old home videos

568
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 2: of the family gathering. That's legit.

569
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that doesn't happen anymore. You're talking about some

570
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: eighty years ago.

571
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: I know, but that's what I'm saying. The phone you

572
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: take videos, and guess how many times you go back

573
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 2: and watch those videos. Never?

574
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: Never, So we actually almost need to invent something that

575
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: you would plug in the phone to and you can

576
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: watch the videos and stuff.

577
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 2: I think, can you do that to your TV. But

578
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: I'm saying to have the actual photos and flip through

579
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 2: a photo album when you're sitting around talking about memories.

580
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: You have a family reunion, you get together for Thanksgiving

581
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: and you want to sit down and have family time,

582
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 2: and you go through a photo album that is so

583
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 2: much better than Hold on, let me pull it up

584
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: on my phone here, let me see when we I

585
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 2: have so many pictures I've never looked at in my life.

586
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 2: I have taken so many pictures and I never look

587
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: at any of them.

588
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: And then if you do look at them, they're kind

589
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: of random.

590
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Or iPhone will auto, you know, do a little

591
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: memories thing like and they do a little.

592
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: Montage of photos. Those are great. Well, Billy sends them

593
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: to me. I don't listen to mine, but Billy will

594
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: send me a montage of a thing that I'm in

595
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: one photo. I'm like, Billy, thank you. I loved the

596
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: two minute montage I was in one picture.

597
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 2: I can tell you that I don't know. My iPhone

598
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 2: doesn't do it, so I don't know if I have

599
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 2: something wrong on my settings. But my wife gets one

600
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: like every other day and she's like, oh, look at

601
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: this one. Look at this one. Look at how cute

602
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 2: baby Box was. Oh, look at look at baby Box two.

603
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,479
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, that is pretty cool, you know,

604
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: like I but it doesn't pop up my MyPhone. I

605
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 2: don't know how to do that setting. But I think

606
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 2: we need to get back to the day of photo.

607
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: Album right, we're just pawns. We all just got into

608
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: the iPhone culture and nobody remembered the photo albums except

609
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: for us right now at this moment in time. Yeah,

610
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, everybody just thinks, store at your iPhone,

611
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: And you're right, it's just like throwing it in a

612
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: dresser drawer, throwing it in a closet, in an attic.

613
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 2: Nobody's looking at the crap. What people have is the iCloud.

614
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 2: They have the Google Drive. Do you know what that

615
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: Google Drive in iCloud is. It's a storage locker. It's

616
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: a storage locker that you're storing your crap. You're paying

617
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: per month to store the crap that you're never gonna

618
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 2: use again.

619
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: See that's why like Instagram, you can go through the archive.

620
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: You can look at your stories and see what happened

621
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: in the past and stuff, and it's all dated and everything.

622
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: That's cool.

623
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: But what you're saying to your point, what's in that album?

624
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: The photos that you take, we never go back and

625
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: look at them. I make mental notes. I'll take pictures

626
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: of random crap and I look at them like, oh,

627
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: that was a prep idea. Damn it, that would have

628
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: been nice. Two months ago.

629
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: I do the same thing. I take a prep picture

630
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Oh, that's funny for the show. Never

631
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: go back to it. Or there's a link of an

632
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 2: article and I'm like, oh, that's hilarious for store losers.

633
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 2: Let me put that in. Guess what. I never go

634
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: back and check my text and click on the link

635
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: and remember what we're supposed to talk about.

636
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: Right, Because every person in America is just following the

637
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: person in front of you. We're all a bunch of pawns.

638
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: Everybody's a big dumb American except for the CEOs leaders.

639
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: Some of them are pretty dumb Americans too. They are

640
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: not lucky.

641
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it takes you having that idea.

642
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Maybe there needs to be a changing course.

643
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: Like we need to go back to the photo album.

644
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 2: And my mom said, you guys are gonna lose all

645
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: your photos one day because your phone's gonna die or

646
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: it's gonna get corrupted and it's and my brother's like,

647
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 2: but no, it's on the cloud. And she goes, how

648
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: many times do you look at the cloud?

649
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: Got him?

650
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: And the answer is zero.

651
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: The answer is batter, what if everybody it's a box here?

652
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: Absolute zero? And it made me reflect on that and

653
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't I wouldn't even know how.

654
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you to do a photo album

655
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: right now, Like, how do you get your pictures and

656
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: make a photo album?

657
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: I gotta be real with you. I tried to organize

658
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: a little bit the photo album that we're talking about.

659
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: It's topical right now. I tried to get my tax

660
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: stuff and organize it into a folder. Dude, I couldn't

661
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: freaking figure it out because it didn't take the stupid

662
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: ass photos and put them in a folder. It then

663
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: put them in another folder and still kept them in

664
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Speaker 1: the main thing. I'm like, no, if it was in person,

665
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: if I took something out of one would go into

666
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: the other. Dude, I can't fit. The digital thing is

667
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: really pissing me off.

668
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 2: My wife gets I drive her nuts because I'll have

669
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: her receipts and I'll lay them around the house and

670
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's for taxes. Picture gotta have them. She's like,

671
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: take a picture of it. I'm like, okay, so now

672
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: I take a picture of it. But here's the problem.

673
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 2: Taxes aren't due until April. If I take a freaking

674
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: picture in July, then I gotta scroll all the way

675
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: back to July to find that damn.

676
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: Picture and taxes. Baser told me, you got to keep

677
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: stuff for seven years. I threw stuff away from this

678
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: last tax season.

679
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: Well who doesn't.

680
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: And I mean also, if they wanted her W two,

681
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: the government can go call her past employer and get

682
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: her W two. They're not relying on my physical copy

683
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: of her W two. If that doesn't happen, I'm going

684
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: to jail because I didn't keep one physical copy. Like,

685
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here.

686
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: I think that's just their way of saying, you're an idiot,

687
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: and I'm going you in jail, Like they want to

688
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 2: put the pressure on you to keep all your crap.

689
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: But I assume you could go back. You could even

690
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: go back to the employer and be like, Hey, the

691
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: IRS is knocking on my door and I need that

692
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: W two. They have to keep it for a certain

693
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 2: amount of years. Correct, yes, And.

694
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: I will tell you guys, the irs does come knocking,

695
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: because it came to me in twenty fourteen. One time,

696
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: I just lied and said that I took some because

697
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: I've graduated in two thousand and eight. While I was

698
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: filling out my taxes. Let's say in twenty ten, dude

699
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: nit said did you take any classes? And it said

700
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: you could get a three hundred dollars credit.

701
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, so you're already out of call.

702
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm out of college. And said did you take any

703
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: classes in the last year? And I go, no, but

704
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: I can get three hundred dollars. That's awesome. Boom, did

705
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: it got the three hundred dollars? Spent the three hundred dollars?

706
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: Probably gambled it.

707
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: I got a flight down to Austin to go to roundup.

708
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: Twelve months later, I get a federal envelope, Manila envelope

709
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: that says from the United States government, you owe us

710
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: three dollars. I paid that sucker that minute. But they

711
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: caught me because they said, we have no record of

712
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: you taking classes unless you can prove at US three

713
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

714
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: Google I mean, is there like a database for every

715
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: university where they just type your name in.

716
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: Dude, that I remember that document that came in the

717
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: mail was scary enough to never do that again. I

718
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, they actually do have a system of

719
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: checks and balances.

720
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: They over their diarists. They kind of have a way

721
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: of checking things. They know how to look into things,

722
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: they know how to bust people.

723
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: And also I was giving great advice one of my

724
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: buddy he gambles all the time or whatever, and he

725
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: does tax is that Michael no under the radar. I

726
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: can't mention him. But he does stuff all the all

727
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: the time, gambling in different states. This sometimes it's hard

728
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: to figure out. He does a great job with it, though,

729
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about mattress match. Sure, and he said,

730
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: he goes, Hey, what I've learned, Oh Eddie noh. So

731
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: like the people who go to jail, the good ice

732
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: is from real housewives. They go to jail, Chris Lei's

733
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: they go to jail. He said. One way to avoid

734
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: all that government asked you for money, give it to them,

735
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: you know, like when you're filling out your like, don't

736
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: stress over something. Do your taxes to the best of

737
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: your ability, submit the documentation. You did it right. Government

738
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: ask you for money, give it to them. You'll never

739
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: go to jail. Those people fought the giving the money,

740
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: so that's why they ended up in jail, you know,

741
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: like taxes with gambling and stuff. Because I was asking.

742
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: I was saying, hey, if you win money in Mississippi,

743
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: but you eleve in Tennessee. Yeah, he goes, do it

744
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: to the best of your ability. Government ask you for money,

745
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: give it to him. You'll never go to jail. That's

746
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: a great point.

747
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: It's actually really valid.

748
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, dude, you're so right. He goes, Yeah,

749
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: that's all you gotta do.

750
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 2: You never have to worry like do you really want

751
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: to run because of five hundred dollars? Do you really

752
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: want to Like, I'll screw you government, I'm not going

753
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 2: to pay five hundred dollars. Well, and then it turns

754
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: into a thousand, then it turns into ten thousand, then

755
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 2: it turns into one hundred thousand, then it turns into

756
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 2: six months in prison. That's the good ices it all

757
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 2: and chrysalies it all probably started at ten thousand, one

758
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: hundred thousand.

759
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: We owe them. Oh man, they're coming at us. Again. Oh,

760
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: they're not going.

761
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 2: To really come after us one hundred thousand.

762
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Ah, I think we're good, We're good. And then it

763
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: just builds until the government's like, all right, send in

764
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: the troops. We're getting the five hundred thousand, break down

765
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: their damn door. I don't give a crap. They go

766
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: to jail.

767
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: You know who used to do that?

768
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: Kid, I owe the government sixty seven dollars.

769
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: No, kid, you could after come and take it with

770
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: my heads above my head. Kid, he worked at Thers. Kid,

771
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: this is Keith.

772
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: You owe the government one penny. Would you like to

773
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 1: make that check cash or payable by Vemo?

774
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: Would you like us to drive by and pick it

775
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: up and I can take your kid to the slab. No.

776
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: And he was there for like ten years and he

777
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: was training people. He was like the head honcho. Everybody

778
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: loved him at the DIRS. And then someone said, hey, kid,

779
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 2: could you just go look in the system and tell

780
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: me when my tax returns coming? Yes, I will, And

781
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: so he did it. He looked in the system, and

782
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: that's illegal.

783
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: Just trying to help a brother, just.

784
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: Trying to help a friend. The end of Key's career

785
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: with the IRS.

786
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: See, that's it's simple stuff like that. When I went telecommunications,

787
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: we could look up people's We could see their credit score.

788
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: You know, you could just type in anybody's social really yeah,

789
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: and you could see information like I could just look

790
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: you up. I could type in your name, see your address,

791
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: and see your credit score.

792
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: But it's weird.

793
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: If you ever got busted, you'd get fired. They audit

794
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: all your phone calls, so they go, yes, you have

795
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: access to this stuff. Which kid had that information? His

796
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: was much less. This was kind of serious. But they go,

797
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: if we ever catch you looking at somebody's account that

798
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: isn't calling in trying to set up cable, we'll fire you.

799
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: We had access to it. You just can't do it, damn.

800
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: Like I could type in your name, see what your

801
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: credit score is, see your addresses, see where you've lived, see.

802
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 2: What kind of cable package you had, get.

803
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: A decent amount of information.

804
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: All for working the phones and the telecommunications. You have

805
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: all that accent, all of it. I would need your

806
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 2: legal name. I couldn't type in lunchbox, but if I

807
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,959
Speaker 2: had your legal name, it pulled that up. I need

808
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: a couple other.

809
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: Things, but dude, I get your credit score, everything someone's

810
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: calling from Beverly Hill.

811
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: Sh I answer.

812
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: It is this well Shire. They didn't answer, Yes, I

813
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: did order the fine china for my home.

814
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: I thought it was someone from La like offered me

815
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: a job or something. Maybe it was Lebron looking for,

816
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: you know, some pick me up, some advice.

817
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: Is he just saying he's gonna retire here and talking

818
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: because I thought the plan was him to play with.

819
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: Bronni that's why he ain't retiring. He just wants to

820
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 2: say that. So it's sad and everybody's like, oh no,

821
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: what would basketball be without Lebron. We don't we get

822
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 2: Lebron can't leave. He's amazing. We love Lebron, Lebron Lebron,

823
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: and I don't understand Ley Laker Ley legend. Here's the thing,

824
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: why do people hate Lebron so much?

825
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: Because he's great and he's a lot like Kobe. Kobe

826
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: was good Rest in peace, Kobe. Kobe missed a lot

827
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: of shots, but he took a lot of shots. He

828
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 1: took a lot of shots. He was a ballhog. I mean,

829
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: Lebron's kind it when Lebron's bricking threes, people want to

830
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: root against Lebron people.

831
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: I think I think the thing in we as a

832
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: society like to we'd like to cheer against greatness.

833
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: Greatness, but also did he failed? Like I feel like

834
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: Jordan rarely failed. It was like screw the bulls. Oh dang,

835
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: that dude just made ten jump shots in a row.

836
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I kind of got to just root for the guy. Lebron, Dude,

837
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: he gets so in the second you love the guy

838
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: gets swept by the Nuggets.

839
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 2: Damn it, Lebron. But there's no way they were supposed

840
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 2: to be in the Western Conference final.

841
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: Correct, But they did have a pretty you got d

842
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: Lo and Anthony Davis. He used to be able to

843
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: do it on his own when he was with the Calves.

844
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: He was going up against the Pistons on his own.

845
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Calves. Do you know how old he was

846
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 2: when he was with the Calves. He was twenty five,

847
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: twenty six years old. He was young, he was he

848
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: was the man of all men. He is still, like

849
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: he said, better than ninety or ninety five percent of

850
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 2: players in the NBA.

851
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's statistical.

852
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: That's absolutely accurate.

853
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: Three point percentage.

854
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm saying best just because you're not

855
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: good at threes doesn't mean you're not a good basketball player.

856
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: He's still quick as hell. I noticed that he's what

857
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: I maybe I didn't watch a game all year. I

858
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: just watched highlights and bet and sometimes blindly watch a

859
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: game at the bar. And he's still quick as hell.

860
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 2: He's still good for spurts, like he can't dominate. He

861
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 2: can't play forty minutes a game. You gotta put him

862
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: on the bench a little bit more. He takes plays

863
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 2: off because he's tired. He can have a great first

864
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: half and then the second half. Oh, maybe he's a

865
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 2: little worn out, but he's still really freaking good.

866
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: And he's taking some long shots just because he's tired

867
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: because he's tied. Back in the day, he would have

868
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: drove it to them.

869
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: He would have shoved it down your throat. And that's

870
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: what happened to me the other night. And I'll tell

871
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: you about it. Right after this.

872
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 1: Ray I sucked on something.

873
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: No, I didn't suck on anything. But I mean, usually

874
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 2: I'm a pretty optimistic dude when it comes to sports,

875
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: like we can beat anybody, Like we're gonna show up, Like, oh,

876
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: you think we're gonna lose this game. Ah, I'll show

877
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: you But the other night we were playing the first

878
00:35:54,640 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 2: place team and my co ed Rex Soccer League, and

879
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: this team they win the league every year, the league

880
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 2: and La Liga, and this year they've scored twenty nine

881
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: goals and they've given up.

882
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: Six Laaliga premier in Nashville.

883
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: And we had to play them. And let's just say,

884
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: our team is not as good as it used to be.

885
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 1: How's it going in bope?

886
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: We've picked up a couple of players. Messi has left,

887
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: Ronaldo has left.

888
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: No, my kids are making a mess No. I wasn't

889
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: comparing myself to Messi.

890
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we were playing this team and I'm like, damn,

891
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 2: we've only scored six goals in six games and they've

892
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 2: only given up six goals in six games. And so

893
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: going into the game, I was already defeated.

894
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: And they have Ronaldo, you have Ronald, they have Messi,

895
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: You have Mark, they have Imbape. You guys have in

896
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: is it is ever with an end? You guys have Nicholas,

897
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: they have him bappakay keep going, uh Zimmerman. Yeah, they

898
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: have Naymar. You guys have Narco. You guys have I

899
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: already said Nicholas, they Havenamar. You have Nathan.

900
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: They have me a Ham.

901
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: They have me a Ham. You guys have Harold.

902
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 2: It should be a girl. Oh they have Alex Morgan.

903
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: You guys have Hannah.

904
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: They have Megan Rappino.

905
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: You guys have Rachel. They have the old school Freddie.

906
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: I do you guys have Freddie Andrew?

907
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: That's good stuff. And that's basically how it went. Like

908
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,479
Speaker 2: we I never go into a game like, oh, there's

909
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 2: no way we can win. I'm usually a pretty upbeat

910
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: Like I show up to the game and I tell

911
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 2: her to I was. I knew we're gonna get our

912
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 2: ass kicked tonight. Even the group threat. I was like,

913
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 2: who's ready to get their ass kicked tonight?

914
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: Were they responding?

915
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: They're like, what do you mean? I'm like, guys, there's

916
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 2: nothing we can do. We're gonna beat this team. Nothing

917
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 2: we can do can beat this.

918
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: Team because they're young fast, they're.

919
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: Young fast, they've played together for a while, they're all good.

920
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: They hot. I don't sorry, dumb question.

921
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: I didn't think they were hot, but then the girls

922
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: were really good, and I was like, God, this is

923
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: gonna be so miserable. So my whole goal was to

924
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 2: keep it within ten nothing.

925
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: There's that many goals scored.

926
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 2: It's a short field. It's only six on six.

927
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: But I mean, dude, if I was a goalie, i

928
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: gave up ten, that's leaking like a sieve.

929
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: But dude, this team has scored twenty nine goals and

930
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: giving up six. We've only scored six all season. So

931
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: my my, my interpretation of the game how it was

932
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 2: going to go is they were going to be on

933
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 2: our half of the field shooting at our goal the

934
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: entire night.

935
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: So it's it's really just you were trying to minimize

936
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: the damage of.

937
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're well, we're just gonna pack it in on

938
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 2: d because we ain't a score We're not very offensively gifted.

939
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: We struggle. They're really good. So the more we try

940
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,479
Speaker 2: to score, the more they're gonna score on us.

941
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: You're just hoping for a cute score.

942
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 2: It's cute score. Get out of here. You know, Let's

943
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 2: not have our feelings hurt, you know, keep our emotions intact.

944
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: Let's uh not just bury our souls in the dirt

945
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: and leave them there and just get walked all over.

946
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's part of the story. Did

947
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: you guys score?

948
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: So first half we held them scoreless for the first

949
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 2: nine minutes.

950
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: It's actually not bad.

951
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: Not bad. Then they got their first goal, okay. Then

952
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: four minutes later they got their second goal, and then

953
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: nine minutes later they got their third girl goal. So

954
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 2: half three nothing. But late in the first half we

955
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 2: did get our first shot on goal.

956
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't even a goal.

957
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: No, no, it was a shot on goal.

958
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, sog.

959
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 2: But the goalie blocked it. Okay, it was. It was

960
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: in the twenty third minute. We play twenty five minute half,

961
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: twenty third minute we got our first shot on goal.

962
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: You no, Charlie.

963
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: You went the whole first half it didn't even get

964
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: a shot, but we got one.

965
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 2: I just told you.

966
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: But your team did. Oh yeah, dude, why do you

967
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: even play that?

968
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

969
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: And this is in Nashville. Is it some court?

970
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in the soccer field.

971
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 1: Okay.

972
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. So second half a right, here we go, here

973
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: we go, We're ready, We're ready. Three nothing, three nothing, ah,

974
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 2: first three minutes of the second half they score again

975
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: four nothing. All right, Well that sucked. And it's just

976
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: some dude firing it in or yeah, or just a

977
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 2: little like a little suit ball.

978
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 1: Is it? Set pieces?

979
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, there's none of these were

980
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: set pieces. This is like through ball girl flicks it

981
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: into the net. I mean, just smooth, just passing. They're running.

982
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 2: Dummy runs where they're running, so you run. That leaves

983
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 2: this space, oh for someone else to cut.

984
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: Well, don't dumby it. Sit back. He got a sag.

985
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't get a sag. When we were sagged, is

986
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 2: there off sides? No, no, off sides. You're screwed, but

987
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 2: we're sacked. It didn't matter.

988
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: They can cherry pick.

989
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: They didn't need a cherry pick. They were in our

990
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 2: end the whole game, like you. Their goalie was at midfield.

991
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: Dude, your poor goaltender. He was probably exhausted by the

992
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: end of the game.

993
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 2: Our goaltenders just getting you know, he's blocking a lot

994
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: of shots. Get the guy a juice box. I mean,

995
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 2: we did have Caprice sons at the end of the game.

996
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: For how many of them did he suck off? He

997
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: sucked three of them down. Let me tell you he

998
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 2: was sucking them off. He was sucking hard.

999
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Poor dude.

1000
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: But he he's the one that brings the Caprice sons

1001
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: and he sucked off three of them at the end

1002
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: of the game. Is he wearing a cup? Now, he

1003
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 2: doesn't wear a cup. Interesting, and he doesn't even wear gloves.

1004
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: Because you're supposed to wear a little it makes it

1005
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: a little bit bigger hands.

1006
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess it has sticky stuff. I don't know.

1007
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: But he doesn't wear gloves.

1008
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: And he's smart, I mean, didn't really work well, he's

1009
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: a natural race plays baseball without batting.

1010
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: He was no, he plays rugby. He's never played soccer before.

1011
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: How the hell is he not good if he's a

1012
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: rugby player, he's never played soccer. He's good. He's just

1013
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: not nimble.

1014
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: No, No, here's the thing. Our goalie, he might be

1015
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty pounds. He's blocking the whole net

1016
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 2: and he can do the splits. Okay, he is nimble.

1017
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: He is very cute.

1018
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: He can't kick the ball right because he never play

1019
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 2: he's never played soccer. Well, sometimes you want to pass

1020
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: it back to your goalie and then they can distribute

1021
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 2: the ball. Pass it over here, pass it over there.

1022
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 1: Did you guys find him?

1023
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: Our goalie was going to be out one game and

1024
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: so or for a few games, and so one of

1025
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: the girls plays kickball with him. Was like I canna

1026
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: ask my buddy, and so he came and played and

1027
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 2: he was fantastic.

1028
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: Sounds like you guys found him at O'sha's on West Avenue.

1029
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: Or O'sha's in Vegas.

1030
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: That's where it was.

1031
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 2: So it's four nothing. And then I mean they hit

1032
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: it off the crossbar, off the post, just missed the

1033
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: left of the goal, just missed the right of the goal.

1034
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: Then dude rips it and I get my foot on it.

1035
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: Boom right in the goal, goes right in the goal,

1036
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: own goal. No, no, no, it just deflected off my foot.

1037
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 2: It was going in either way. Five nothing, five nothing.

1038
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, cool, cool, that's exciting.

1039
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: Is there a mercy rule?

1040
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: No, that's why. I was just trying to keep it

1041
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 2: within ten, which was a good goal. It's a good goal.

1042
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: Like sometimes you know, if they're they're superior. The only

1043
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: example I can think of is Yukon and Arkansas in

1044
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: March Madness, Arkansas going in. If you're a fan, you

1045
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: just had to be like, let's keep it to single digits,

1046
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: which they lost by thirty or something.

1047
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: They had They kept it within single digits for about

1048
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: three minutes.

1049
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: It's a terrible reference.

1050
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: But that's a good I know, it's actually good. And

1051
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 2: so then I mean they score another one, six nothing,

1052
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 2: and we had three shots on goal of the entire.

1053
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: Game, but it was only six nothing.

1054
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they had they probably we had three shots

1055
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 2: on goal. They probably had forty.

1056
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: And were any of those three shots even close to viable?

1057
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, like the goalie had to make saves. Like

1058
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: when I say they the goalie had to make saves.

1059
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: Because I never know in hockey? Is that a shot

1060
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: on goal? If it's just a dribbler, if it just

1061
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: goes off the side right.

1062
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 2: Like, if it touches the side of the net, is

1063
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: a shot on goals?

1064
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: It's just the shittiest shot ever? Does that count as

1065
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: a shot?

1066
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 2: If it's a shitty shot but the goalie picks it

1067
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: up with his glove, does that count as a I

1068
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 2: never knew that, don't. I'm not quite sure.

1069
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: But if the team has more shots on goal, guarantee

1070
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: they win the game. Look for that in the Stanley

1071
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: Cup finals. Fo yepes.

1072
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not sure that's exactly accurate, but they definitely

1073
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: outshot us about forty to three.

1074
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: Really yeah, not a bad block percentage though, No, not

1075
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: bad at all. It could have been a lot worse.

1076
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 2: Could have been off. So after the game, I was like, man,

1077
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 2: that was that was not fun?

1078
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: Is at the end of the season, because that would

1079
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: be a good bookend.

1080
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 2: No, we got we got playoffs next week.

1081
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: You've got another game after the sodomy.

1082
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know who will pull. Hopefully we

1083
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 2: don't play them again, good god, because I mean we'll

1084
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 2: probably be the last place team going into the playoffs.

1085
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: So is that just a regular game or is that

1086
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: a bracket?

1087
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: No, it's just a regular season game. Man.

1088
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: As much as I am and not following this, I

1089
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: mean I do want to know some information on it.

1090
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. But what's crazy is we've only scored six goals

1091
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 2: on the season, and we scored we won two games.

1092
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: We won two to nothing and two to one.

1093
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys go low. That's your only home.

1094
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 2: We go low.

1095
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Defensive wise, that's the only way you're going.

1096
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we lock it up on the defensive end. Let's

1097
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 2: see if they have the playoff schedule posted yet. It

1098
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: would be quite amazing if they do. Let's see who

1099
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 2: we'd play. Let's see, Ray, I'm gonna reveal the schedule

1100
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: just like the NFL schedules. Oh cool, cool, let's see,

1101
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: all right we play. What place do we in?

1102
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm guessing last?

1103
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 2: No, there's only there's a couple teams with only one win,

1104
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: so one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight nine. So

1105
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: we're in about ninth place. Let's see where ninth place is.

1106
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: All right, ninth place sounds like barely making the playoffs.

1107
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, everybody makes the playoffs.

1108
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: Man, why do the regular season?

1109
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1110
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have played last night.

1111
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know where we'd be. Maybe, oh, here

1112
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 2: we go, Oh good, we'd have a chance to win

1113
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: if we are in ninth place. We played the team

1114
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: that was in twelfth place? Hell yeah, how does that have?

1115
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: And you think you'd have to play one of the

1116
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: top tier teams?

1117
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 2: I agree with you, but I don't know.

1118
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, have a terrible year, play another terrible team,

1119
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: and you move on to the second round of the playoffs.

1120
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: That's great, man, I think we can we can make

1121
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: some noise in the playoffs.

1122
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: All right, well a playoffs, it does matters, NBA. I'm

1123
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: telling you, Oh, the game already happened.

1124
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take a break.

1125
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Ray that's the trouble with pre records. You sound like

1126
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: an idiot.

1127
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, listen, I really wrongly.

1128
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: Do thing for your money. Go Boston Celtics and then

1129
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: go Vegas to beat the Panthers. It'll up your odds

1130
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: a little bit, but that's the money one. And then

1131
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: do like the Rangers to win the West in the

1132
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: American League. And I told you guys this golf tournament,

1133
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: do do bolt Holt block do him in the top

1134
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: forty and it's three times your money.

1135
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: That's too late, that's that's already passed. Like then the

1136
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: tournament already started. But what go back to the Celtics.

1137
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 2: Everybody was saying, oh, it's oh in one hundred and

1138
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 2: forty nine or one hundred and forty three, when you're

1139
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 2: down three to oh, do you I saw this on

1140
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 2: Twitter and I found this fascinating. Do you know how

1141
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: many teams were that were the favorite? We're down O

1142
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 2: three none three?

1143
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: Oh?

1144
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 2: So it's really the team that was at home the

1145
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: first two games and lost the first two games at

1146
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 2: home it's only three times, and then lost the third

1147
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: one on the road. So down three to oh, if

1148
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 2: you're the favorite, if you have home courted as you've

1149
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: been down three to zero. It's only happened three times.

1150
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 2: So that stat usually the underdog, I get it, they're

1151
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: not supposed to come back.

1152
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: That stat is usually the favorite kicking the hell out

1153
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: of the terrible team.

1154
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it's usually the by far better team kicking.

1155
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: The sh out of the decative ray.

1156
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 2: So the Celtics, they I mean, they could have lost

1157
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 2: last night. I don't think they did, and this would

1158
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 2: be a bad bit.

1159
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: They were eight point favorites, so they really were supposed

1160
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: to win the game.

1161
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So when you look at it,

1162
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: it's like, really, that stat is only oh in three, Yes,

1163
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 2: the underdog is usually not gonna come back because they're

1164
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 2: the underdog.

1165
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: You know when the Celtics won the championship? Was it

1166
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: when KD goes.

1167
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 2: Anything anything else buzzible.

1168
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: Against the Lakers?

1169
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1170
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: I miss that finals. I was in Costa Rica?

1171
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: Dude, do you have any pictures from Costa Rica?

1172
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: I could see, Yeah, the drive. I came back from

1173
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: that summer and that's when I landed in America. That's

1174
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: when I learned that Celtics won the championship. There was

1175
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: no internet, no cable over there.

1176
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: They didn't have internet in Costa Rica.

1177
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: Now it was spotty. You'd have to go to an

1178
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: internet cafe and usually if you went there, you're probably

1179
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 1: going to have some guide putting something up your butt.

1180
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: But dude, you would go into the city, Dude, I'm

1181
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: telling you, they would just be lurking people all over

1182
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: the place. You go into the internet cafe, they know

1183
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: you have money, they know you're American. Good luck, You're

1184
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: probably gonna get robbed and they're probably going to steal

1185
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: your chick and she's probably gonna fall in love with

1186
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: the guy and you're never going to talk to her again.

1187
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: But remid me never to go to the internet cafe

1188
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 2: when I go to Costa Rica.

1189
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: Then I will say, that's when I learned when I

1190
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: landed in America that the Celtics wont I missed that

1191
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: whole finals. It's in Coasta no cable.

1192
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 2: Interesting. My wife was at the University of Texas when

1193
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 2: they won the national championship, and she studied abroad that semester.

1194
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: Ah with b Y.

1195
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, because her sister was in college at the University

1196
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 2: of North Carolina at the same time, and so they

1197
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: decided to do a study abroad together, and so they

1198
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: went on their little study abroad, and that's the year

1199
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 2: the long Horns won the national championship.

1200
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: Brutal beat right there, brutal, brutal. I remember that when

1201
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: over Under was seventy two. I had to work at

1202
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: the lumbermill.

1203
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: The next day.

1204
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: I woke up and I was like, what the hell?

1205
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush and UFC loss.

1206
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: I will never forget watching it over at John Lynch's

1207
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 2: house and having a big party, and my buddy Dom

1208
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: they won, and he ran and jumped in the freaking

1209
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: pool drunk with all his clothes on, changed clothes, and

1210
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 2: we all went to Sixth Street, closed down the bars

1211
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: at two am. I had to be on the radio

1212
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: at six.

1213
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: Because it was on a Monday or something.

1214
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: Right, it was on a Monday night, and I had

1215
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 2: to be at work the next morning.

1216
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: You remember where you were when Colt McCoy got hurt

1217
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: on the first play of the game. I do, dude,

1218
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy with sports? You can remember exactly what

1219
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: We were all at Billy's for a house party. Dude.

1220
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: They had coolers of beer. I don't think we even

1221
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: dug into the second one, much less the first one.

1222
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 2: I remember so many people posting because that was early

1223
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 2: Facebook days, early Facebook days, and people getting on there.

1224
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Cole McCoy's just trying to protect his

1225
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 2: draft status. He he's not really hurt. I'm like you

1226
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 2: idiots think that he played his whole life to get

1227
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 2: the National Championship game, and that's.

1228
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 1: What he just gives up and they got killed.

1229
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Garrett Gilbert came in and everybody he was

1230
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: he kept him in it for a little bit and

1231
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: oh my god, Garrett Gilbert is gonna be amazing the

1232
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 2: ut football Hell. Garrett Gilbert then transferred it out. Then

1233
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 2: he went on and went in a super Bowl. He

1234
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: won a Super Bowl. Who Patriots?

1235
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: I mean he was fourth straight.

1236
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: But he got a ring. Yeah, so I'm gonna read

1237
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 2: you a letter from the losers.

1238
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: Put a ring on it.

1239
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 2: Ray, Hey, coachers, my name is Dez, and I'm one

1240
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 2: of your biggest fans. My wife, yes I'm gay. No

1241
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 2: not Dez Bryant. My wife, yes I'm gay, is one

1242
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 2: of your biggest haters. And I love pissing her off

1243
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 2: defending you. It's really a true joy. If you want

1244
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 2: to give Jessica a sarcastic shout out for being your

1245
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: biggest fan. It would really annoy her and make my day. So, Jessica,

1246
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: the lovely wife of Dez, I just want to say

1247
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: thank you for loving me so much. And I know

1248
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 2: why you love me so much, because you love greatness

1249
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: and you want to be like me, and you wish

1250
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 2: you were me, and you wish you could hang out

1251
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: with me. And so I want to say thank you.

1252
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to every single podcast, telling every coworker,

1253
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 2: every friend that you listen and that you are the

1254
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: biggest sore losers nation lover for life. Jessica, thank you

1255
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: for being my number one fan. One day I will

1256
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 2: sign your that way, you can get it tattooed right

1257
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: there in between the two mountains, and then you can

1258
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 2: say you're number one fan lunchbox boom.

1259
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, dude, the dude I used to that, I

1260
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: listened to Mike studdn.

1261
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell sis in hey and I'll be listening. Sincerely,

1262
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: fellow sore loser Dez.

1263
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: So my boy Mike Studd, he would uh, that's what

1264
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: he was known for. He'd sign girls, boobs and asses

1265
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: and he did a documentary he was on Oxygen didn't

1266
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: make it on a big network. Yeah, but his thing

1267
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: was he would do that, and at his shows he

1268
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: was just known as doing the signatures. But also girls

1269
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: would flash, so like maybe that's your thing where you

1270
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: do the autographs, but girls also just flash you.

1271
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be great, Like how do you start? Like

1272
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: that's like, how does that become a thing?

1273
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: I know, but it is. And then I told Mike

1274
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: study He goes, hey, man, I got tickets for you

1275
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: come to Nashville. And I go, yeah, my chick won't.

1276
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: My wife won't lend me. I was like, cause you

1277
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: get you're known for showing tits and like signing tits

1278
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: and asses, and he goes, no, no, no, bro, We've changed.

1279
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: We're not like that anymore.

1280
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 2: We're all growing up.

1281
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: Like oh okay, okay, Well my chick saw the documentary

1282
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: and she saw like five hundred girls tits and on

1283
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: the documentary they show it all.

1284
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 2: So you didn't go to the concert, no.

1285
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: But like you he's known for signing boobs.

1286
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm not known for that. I just was

1287
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 2: saying it because she's my number one fan, and I

1288
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,919
Speaker 2: would make the exception because Jessica, that is for sure

1289
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 2: what she would want me to do since she loves

1290
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: me so much.

1291
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: Dude, what if the sore losers we go to our

1292
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: CMA fest and when we do that event in a

1293
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, we're known as the girl's flus.

1294
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be funny. CMAS would be like, what's going on?

1295
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 2: Excuse that is not appropriate for CMA Fest.

1296
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: I mean telling you there's nobody in Nashville known for that.

1297
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: Maybe we should be the first.

1298
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: Dude, you just brought that to my mind saying that.

1299
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Craig says, e fing, Bob Minery fing awesome, nice

1300
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 2: effing job, lunch and Ray, but full of wild ways.

1301
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 3: Shadder Jans for Eagle and moments ago, he was seen

1302
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 3: leaving the bathroom with Dustin Johnson. At the same time

1303
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 3: he left the bathroom, he yelled fuck yeah, he goes.

1304
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 3: If you come out of a bathroom with Dustin Johnson,

1305
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 3: you know you probably just did a ripper magoo to

1306
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: your left nostril and he's not happy about it.

1307
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: That's funny. This one's from David Hernandez Burger Places in Nashville.

1308
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: Question, Yeah, come Burger Republic.

1309
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 2: Coming for an ultimate Frisbee tournament this Memorial Day weekend.

1310
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 2: Huge fan of the pod. Instead of taking me to Aruba, coach,

1311
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 2: can you point me in the direction of a good

1312
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 2: burger joint? Google says Joyland and the Pharmacy are good

1313
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: places to go for a burger. What are your recommendations?

1314
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,959
Speaker 2: Love the show, Thanks David.

1315
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say we're partnered with them.

1316
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to Sonic. Dude, like get a number one, Hey, David,

1317
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 2: can you give me tickets to the frisbee tournament? Dude? Like,

1318
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 2: how much does it cost to get in? Where are

1319
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 2: the games? Like, how come you didn't fill us in

1320
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 2: on that information.

1321
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: Pharmacy is pretty money. Pharmacy is awesome. It's it's in

1322
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: the east side of Nashville, so you're going to just

1323
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 1: a neighborhood basically, But it's worth it.

1324
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 2: It's so worth it. Pharmacy Joyland I think is overrated. Personally,

1325
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: mL Rose isn't bad, but I would say Pharmacy is

1326
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 2: the best burger in Nashville and Burger Up, but I

1327
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 2: still go Pharmacy.

1328
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: What about uh shake Shack? That shaksacks good, but Burger

1329
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: King sometimes that line gets a little wacky. Yeah, pharmacy

1330
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: is busy. It's packed, but it's awesome. But I mean

1331
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: also shake shack because it's fifth and b dude, it'll

1332
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: be line'll be out the door and it's all AI.

1333
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 2: But here's the computer. You can get shakeshack anywhere. Oh

1334
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: that's what it was a joke. Like when you said

1335
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 2: Sonic shakeshack. I thought you were going with the same

1336
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 2: theme of jokes.

1337
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: Well, if you want to stay on Broadway, there's McDonald's there. Yep,

1338
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: all right, here's one not a bad burger. Ray, Can

1339
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: I get a birthday shout out tomorrow? My seventeenth birthday

1340
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 1: is on Saturday, would really appreciate it, Charlie. Happy seventeenth birthday, Charlie.

1341
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: Charlie shucked my dick.

1342
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's Charlie. Charlie bit my finger.

1343
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: I knew you'd know it.

1344
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 2: Hey, Happy birthday, Charlie. I didn't know we had seventeen

1345
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 2: year olds listening to the we'll clean up the language,

1346
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 2: apologize Charlie. What great. So if he's seventeen, he's going

1347
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 2: in to be a junior or senior.

1348
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, need, yeah, for sure.

1349
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Charlie.

1350
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: Nephew's fifteen and a freshman. If you guys are wondering,

1351
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: we did Kendall Marte the other day?

1352
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 2: Keep tell Marte he hit.

1353
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: We're at fifteen and one of the proudest moments as

1354
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: an uncle, because you know, once you lose, you go

1355
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: down to zero. Beat the streak. You got to get

1356
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: fifty six to win five point six million. I said, hey,

1357
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: who do we want to pick today or do you

1358
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: want to take a day off? And he goes hunt Away,

1359
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: I think it would be responsible to take a day

1360
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: off because we don't want to go back to zero.

1361
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,919
Speaker 1: And I said, proud uncle, moment, take a day off.

1362
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: It's not the speed, it's the.

1363
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 2: If you take days off, you're never gonna be cal

1364
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 2: Ripken Junior bud dude. The fact that he showed the

1365
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 2: iron Horse didn't take days off. You shouldn't take a

1366
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 2: day off.

1367
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: That's how you go to zero if you do stuff.

1368
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: That's why I have him on my team because I

1369
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: would have never taken a day off. Hunt Away, I

1370
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: think we should take a day off and both pick

1371
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: somebody on Friday together.

1372
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 2: Okay, here's another dumbass that wants a birth shout out,

1373
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: coach is how about a birthday shout out? My b

1374
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 2: DA was yesterday May twenty fourth, I turned thirty two.

1375
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 2: Figured it wouldn't matter if sending the email a day late,

1376
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 2: since you guys are always late on your announcements. Can

1377
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: I get a birthday shout out? Sincerely the dumbass named

1378
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: Jordan Holcombe that says pick the oilers and pick the

1379
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 2: freaking maple leaves.

1380
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: Holcomb, we got a couple of fireworks we're gonna send

1381
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: off the top of the parking garage for you onto

1382
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: music row. No less.

1383
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: Hey, when hulkumb tells you to make a bet, you

1384
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: might as well do this with your betting slip.

1385
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: Blow it up. Oh the gun gun, guys.

1386
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: Done, take it out back and put it out of

1387
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 2: its misery because it ain't gonna hit.

1388
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, all you guys were wrong with hockey, Yeah for sure.

1389
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: Though it's Vegas no one.

1390
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: No one told me Panthers at the beginning of the playoffs,

1391
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: but nobody.

1392
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: Nobody said Vegas Knights now, Pixley b Hans, I get it,

1393
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: that's their team. They didn't want to jinx us as

1394
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: them as well. But I'm telling you, guys, I've watched

1395
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: the Knights. Their power play killing capabilities are bar none.

1396
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: The best. Vegas Knights win it all hands down. It

1397
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: might be a clean sweep. They'll shoot off fireworks on

1398
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: what's that main street called in Vegas, the Strip.

1399
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I hope maybe your thirty second year you

1400
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 2: go learn how to gamble, dude, because you've got terrible picks.

1401
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 2: I don't know who's worse. You were landing Locer. Loker's

1402
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 2: terrible gambling. Also, that dude always he just picks Dallas teams.

1403
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: That's why he's terrible.

1404
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: I love the one dude that hit me up. He

1405
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: goes Oiler's Oilers, Oilers for sure, Carolina, Carolina, Carolina. I

1406
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: mean those names are out bro.

1407
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 2: I was told Bruins, I was told Edmonton, I was

1408
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: told Maple Leaves. I don't know what to believe anything.

1409
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: I told you, not Bruins, just statistically and historically speaking.

1410
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 2: I know you know what I did, though, I didn't

1411
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 2: listen to the facts. And I'm a stack guy, I'm

1412
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: a trend guy. It won't happen again. I apologize, all right, everybody,

1413
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 2: have a good weekend.

1414
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: This weekend, South Beach comes to town. What Sunday, We're

1415
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: gonna try and play golf.

1416
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh, let me check my phone. I haven't heard from

1417
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: you guys.

1418
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: Well. As much as I love a good threesome, we

1419
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: all ride in the same card together. Pass. Okay, But

1420
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: he wants to get in noon to our muni on

1421
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: a Sunday before Memorrow Day.

1422
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 2: Good luck with that.

1423
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, cart should only be lined up about around the blox.

1424
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, tea times? Let me see?

1425
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: Uh?

1426
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 2: None available?

1427
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: Awesome.

1428
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 2: I was expecting to say, yeah, can I get a

1429
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 2: tea time for Sunday at noon? Uh? You mean Sunday

1430
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 2: the third of December?

1431
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 3: No?

1432
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: No, no this Sunday?

1433
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: No? No? You want June fourth Sunday? No, No, I

1434
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: want June twenty eight. Fell out of here with that crowd.

1435
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: Dude, Our Muni gives you attitude, and you call in

1436
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: and try and make a tea time that's anything other

1437
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: than before seven am, or anything not after seven pm.

1438
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: If you say two pm, they basically hang the phone

1439
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: up on you.

1440
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 2: They don't even look at the sheet. They just say,

1441
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: we're booked.

1442
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: Did you check the sheet?

1443
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 2: Nope, don't need to, We're booked.

1444
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh did you turn the page to tomorrow?

1445
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 2: Can I get a Can I look at a tea

1446
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 2: time from two weeks and now we're booked. How the

1447
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 2: hell do you know? You didn't even look?

1448
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,439
Speaker 1: Why do you think I never call him? I walk

1449
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: on every time cause I don't need attitude when I'm

1450
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: trying to give your golf course thirty dollars, you know what,

1451
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: I'll chip for free. And on the way out, I'm

1452
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: gonna piss on your grass. I'm gonna drink one of

1453
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: your mickeys, and i'm gonna burn out in the parking

1454
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: lot and I'm gonna smoke weed.

1455
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, and uh what hey? Let me tell you.

1456
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: Survivor Season finale was incredible. It was so fun. Good season.

1457
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 2: I stayed up till one am to watch it. No spoilers, No,

1458
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna spoil it, but I mean I want

1459
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 2: to know if you're a Survivor fan out there, your thoughts,

1460
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 2: your feelings, what you felt about like, how did you

1461
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 2: what did you think of the season? I thought it

1462
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 2: was really good. You can always email us. We are

1463
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 2: Thesred Losers at gmail dot com. Guys. We try to

1464
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: get on there and reply to you.

1465
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: Guys.

1466
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 2: We try to read your emails. The Facebook page, Twitter, Instagram.

1467
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: We're trying to be more active. I have a great weekend.

1468
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go take a naut.

1469
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: Eddie never survived ray. The tribe is spoken, yody, We

1470
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: will now put out your tour.

1471
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: All right, have a good weekend.

1472
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: We're out of here, eh,