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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back. I'm so excited for you

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Speaker 1: my friend Solomon Georgio, hilarious man. You've seen him on Conan,

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central, HBO, and so many other places. He's a

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Speaker 1: writer on many of your favorite shows. And you need

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Speaker 1: to check out his new podcast called The Juice. It's

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Speaker 1: all about low steaks gossip. Join him each week as

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Speaker 1: he sources only the best everyday gossip from comedians, performers,

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Speaker 1: and listeners. You guys, new episode throughout every Thursday wherever

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Speaker 1: you get your podcasts, And for me, I will be

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Speaker 1: headlining the Irvine Improv Wednesday, May eighteen. Would love to

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so much fun. Also, as I said,

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Speaker 1: Allegian Theater in l A on Monday, June six atn pm.

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Speaker 1: Ticket links for both of those shows will be in

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Speaker 1: the show notes of this podcast. Follow me at Blair

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Speaker 1: Saki on Twitter and Instagram, and please rate, subscribe, and

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Speaker 1: review this podcast if you want to be a really good,

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Speaker 1: supportive person that I love. Okay, everyone, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much and please enjoy this episode. Welcome to the Dear

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Speaker 1: Owen Wilson Podcast. I'm your host, you Blair Saki. It's

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Speaker 1: great to be with you guys again. As we get

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Speaker 1: this thing off the ground, I am going to be

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Speaker 1: reminding you the first few episodes what the show is about. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is based on a real letter that I wrote

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Speaker 1: to Owen Wilson in two thousand seven telling him how

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Speaker 1: much I loved him. I do not know if you

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Speaker 1: received the letter. Only time will tell. I have every

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Speaker 1: intention of having him on this podcast, and I do

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Speaker 1: think that it will become a reality. But I have

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Speaker 1: made this podcast off my live show that I've had

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Speaker 1: for five years, where comedians come on read letters to

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Speaker 1: celebrities they love, and then I interview them as the

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Speaker 1: shrewd interviewer that I am. And do I have a

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Speaker 1: treat for you today because I picked the all stars

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Speaker 1: of the live show to come in hot at the

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Speaker 1: beginning of this podcast. And this guy, he's an incredible comedian,

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Speaker 1: very famous, a motherfucking producer on all your favorite shows.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy to have him. Please welcome my friend Solomon,

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Speaker 1: Georgia Solomon, thank you so much for coming on today

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Speaker 1: to really good. Is that fresh? Um? Yeah up, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's looking very fresh. How are you. I'm good,

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Speaker 1: just hanging out in my house with my wigs. You're

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Speaker 1: gorgeous house. You're gorgeous room of wigs. I'm pleased that

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Speaker 1: I got to see it. Yeah, I got more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your collection is growing by the day. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: going for. You really have a great hobby going there

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Speaker 1: in your gorgeous house. Yes, well, they're they're going to

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Speaker 1: get my inheritance. They're gonna they're they're the only thing

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Speaker 1: my will are the wigs. Yeah, but I mean that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a hell of a will to receive for someone. Wow,

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Speaker 1: they're lucky. The wigs are getting this stuff. People. My

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Speaker 1: well I'm just gonna have you start off and then

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get into Yeah, I'll read my letter. Um,

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Speaker 1: dear Mayor J. Blige. Very few people get to say

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Speaker 1: they are Mayor J. Blige. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: only one Perkinson can say they are may J Blige,

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Speaker 1: and that is you. Mary J. Blige. I love saying

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Speaker 1: your name. It's the top ten best names in the

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Speaker 1: be one of the greatest R and B singers of

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Speaker 1: all time. You also practically invented high heeled boots. I

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Speaker 1: And after seeing the Super Bowl, my eyes swelled with tears.

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Speaker 1: I was just so happy to see you stopping on

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Speaker 1: and it always makes me smile to see you perform

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Speaker 1: and you're acting. It's better with every project. You were great.

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Speaker 1: Dina Washington in respect, and you should have gotten the

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Speaker 1: Oscar for mud Bound. You might say, what is the

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Speaker 1: for letting us know you you're doing just fine, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for single handedly stopping all the hate rations

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Speaker 1: in the danceries. You are a goddess and an icon

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Speaker 1: and everybody would be much better person if they had

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Speaker 1: a little Mary John will bless Solomon Georgia. I think

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Speaker 1: I shd a motherfucking tier on that one. Wow. Wow. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and how timely after the super Bowl. Really, it's it's great.

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Speaker 1: I completely agree. Well, Solomon, it's so great to have

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Speaker 1: Blige has been called the Queen of hip hop soul.

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Speaker 1: Do you think souls exist? And if so, how would

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Speaker 1: you explain your souls behavior? Good question. I do believe

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Speaker 1: souls exist. Uh, the question is do I have only

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Speaker 1: feel like I've been stealing souls left and right since

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Speaker 1: I feel like people aren't a lot of people, aren't

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Speaker 1: you think their souls very well, and I just like

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Speaker 1: taking in as many as possible. Wow, So you sort

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Speaker 1: of have like a Baltimore thing. Um do you do

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Speaker 1: you put people the souls that you steal into you know,

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Speaker 1: objects around the house or what do you do with them? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: First of all, stealing is and that's not the case.

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Speaker 1: They just go with me. They're done with their person.

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Speaker 1: I'm they see me and they're like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this person. I'll follow Solomon home and

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Speaker 1: they just hang out and about like I feel like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's just like a few things they

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Speaker 1: like to Like. My weights for sure have several souls.

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Speaker 1: soul cycle. That's what I'm doing. Okay, So, if I'm

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Speaker 1: hearing you correctly, I misspoke. You're not stealing any souls.

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Speaker 1: What's happening is the souls are going freely on their

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Speaker 1: I'm going, Like, I'm gonna go follow Solo. Man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your soul is just like this bright, beaming, pulsing light

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Speaker 1: that the other souls can't resist. Yes, exactly, And they said,

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Speaker 1: I'm going home with the man with the roof ale wigs.

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Speaker 1: not deny them to like they should follow me. It's

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Speaker 1: And honestly, I have really good snacks that always helps. Yeah. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. Solomon. Okay, so Solomon according to my

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Speaker 1: private detective Lucien Wiggles, And if you're just tuning into

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Speaker 1: but rabid audience that Lucien Wiggles is indeed my private

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Speaker 1: his friend back that I met in the current river

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Speaker 1: while fishing for craw dats. Anyway, it's not that you're

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Speaker 1: all caught up again. Lucian did tell me Mary is

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Speaker 1: known for wanting no more drama. Please describe Solomon in

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Speaker 1: extreme detail why you love drama so much and you

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Speaker 1: think that Mary, would I have to say about this? Um,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know what, sometimes you do things

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Speaker 1: and you know what, you can't have all these souls

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Speaker 1: with no drama. And that's just the way it is, right,

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Speaker 1: it's the test that I took on. I'm hoping she

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Speaker 1: life is is drama filled. Like this morning, I, Um,

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Speaker 1: that's way too dramatic, Like it's it's just too much drama. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it was a lot. It was a lot, and honestly

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Speaker 1: last night. I don't you say that's that's very dramatic.

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Speaker 1: That is dramatic. But I love that also because life

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Speaker 1: gonna hope that Mary doesn't find out. But what do

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Speaker 1: it's just drama, is um. It's so fun. Yes, It's

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Speaker 1: then I'm coming for you. Okay, Um, next question, Mary

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Speaker 1: j Oblige recently performed at the Super Bowl have to show.

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Speaker 1: Uh what would you say? Do you think you could

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Speaker 1: pull off the outfit that she wore? And if not? Why? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: No question asked. I would easily pull off that outfit.

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Speaker 1: I I think that's the whole point of her clothing

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Speaker 1: is that they can they can be worn by other people. Right,

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Speaker 1: you think that's going into the thought of what she's

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Speaker 1: I going to do it? No? Oh you're not. But

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Speaker 1: too much drama for me? Really, I didn't know there

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Speaker 1: was such a thing. It is. It is a thing.

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Speaker 1: You have to you have to you have like drama

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Speaker 1: has to stay in low doses. It's like you have

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Speaker 1: to micro dose drama. Right, because has never really been

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Speaker 1: like I've been a lot of people micro dose stuff.

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Speaker 1: You can micro those things, sure, drama, nothing else though,

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Speaker 1: everything else, I just do a full dose, full dose.

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Speaker 1: I'm a full dozer left and right, except for drama. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige. According to Lucian Wiggles, Mary J. Blige

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Speaker 1: the hard hitting question, but do you like potatoes? Why

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Speaker 1: Mary would definitely hear about it. Yeah, She's like that

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Speaker 1: I did. Okay, So um, really you're responsible for potatoes

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Speaker 1: thought I was such a hot little preteen, like um

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00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: middle schooler wearing my jeans like that, And little did

421
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: I know it was because of my future friends Solomon Georgia. Yeah,

422
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: it was me. And actually before it was called the Rachel,

423
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: it was called the Solomon and no one remembers that.

424
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, my god, whoa. She saw me at a drama,

425
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: She saw me at Walmart. I was buying batteries and

426
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: I've had my hair fully out and she was like,

427
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: that is that's the look for me? That's it? Yeah,

428
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: that was it. So Sally Hirshberger, famous stylists Rachel her

429
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: style from Friends. She saw you in a Walmart absolutely

430
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: ripped off your look. I was buying C batteries. That's

431
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: like I was like, I was specifically there because I

432
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: was I don't know why, because I was an alarm

433
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: clock that needed C batteries and I had to be

434
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: like I had to go like i've been. Also, they're

435
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: so hard to find now, it's just so crazy. Oh

436
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: my god. You know what's incredible about this podcast is

437
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: we are learning history that the world has no idea about.

438
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: TMZ is going to be all over my ass. I

439
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: can't say I'm looking forward to it. Honestly, they already

440
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: know this. They already know this. They never give me

441
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: the credit. They already know well, because I've invented tim

442
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: c h first. So it was like I was doing

443
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: tam Z, I was called smzuh and that Harvey saw

444
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: me doing it and he was like, you know what,

445
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to take this from you. So that's why

446
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: we never like, that's that's why it's never worked out.

447
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: So I even invented, like I even invented the mainstream,

448
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: like the mainstream, like the I'm not only brought things

449
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: to the main stream, I invented the mainstream as well,

450
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: which is that that is a stream, the cool stream

451
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: that I put my feet in when I started dropping.

452
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mind has broken into a million pieces.

453
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: It's just so hard to take in all of it

454
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: at once. I can't believe. I mean what I get

455
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: for the Deer and Wilson podcast, basically the inventor of

456
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: the mainstream folks and the cool pool for the toes,

457
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: for the drama. Hands down, that's what I did. That's

458
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: what I've been doing. So I just cannot believe. Sally Hershberger,

459
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: what a thief, What a goddamn thief, Harvey, whatever the

460
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: name is. But actually, I do think it's for the

461
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: best that you didn't that he sold t MZ out

462
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: and under it from you, because that's too much drama

463
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: and we're like, you're trying to micro dose. I'm micro

464
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: docing drama, And honestly it's fine. It's fine for me

465
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: because I'm not a snitch and I brought these people

466
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: to flourish, so they're fine. Wow, have you Solomon ever

467
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: retaliated when one of the one million people stole your ideas? No,

468
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: just their souls leave them and they come with me. God,

469
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: so I get I get their soul. So and that's

470
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: like that's like the biggest like that's revenge for me. Like,

471
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: but at the end, they're not gonna have They don't

472
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: realize they don't have their soul and I'm over here

473
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,479
Speaker 1: hanging out with their souls. Wow. And so they're just

474
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: they're souldier voluntarily leave their body. So they're just empty

475
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: bags of skin walking around the roaming the earth with

476
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: the stolen idea whatever. It's their life. Wow. That's so

477
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: there's actually it's sort of like what I didn't even know.

478
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: There's sort of like a new age contemporary headless horsemen

479
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: thing kind of happening around town right now because all

480
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: the souls are just trying to go with you. Yeah. Well,

481
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: it's like once they see their person steal an idea,

482
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: they're like, why would I be with this lizard, this

483
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: original thief. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the mainstream. Yeah,

484
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: with the generator of ideas, the innovator. Wow. And that's

485
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: what we do. We workshop all day ideas without your

486
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: band of souls. Oh yeah, there's so many are and

487
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: like it's a really it's like a great like like

488
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: the it's like the pitching, the pitch meetings in the morning.

489
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: That's what I got to espresso for was to pitch. Wow,

490
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: it's sort of like a collective. What do you take

491
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: them for? Walks out on the street like a dog

492
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: or no, you know what, they're pretty there. I feel

493
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: like they like the stuff I own. So they just

494
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: spend their day just staring at my furniture. Yeah, because

495
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: you um perfectly curated it in a way that day,

496
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: in such an undeniable way that they could not stay away.

497
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 1: They were purely magnetized and they had to stay They

498
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: just so yeah, they're just they're chilling. They're chilling right now.

499
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: There's downstairs hanging out. So no ten thousand steps for

500
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: the souls. I'm jealous. Oh they're good. They don't need them.

501
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: They don't need them. They stay super skinny. Oh my god,

502
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: there's the souls are thin railed then literally they are

503
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: rails so shape like that. I can tell I know

504
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: that while yeah, you know, it's crazy. I'm gonna have

505
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: to talk to Lucian because he did not tell me

506
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: any of this and I am paying him so much money. Well,

507
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I have his soul and that kind

508
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: of Solomon Solomon, Please, I'm going to have a hard

509
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: time just the way it is. Look, if you're gonna

510
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: like if somebody snooping around, the soul is going to

511
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: also be like I go, oh my god, wait, So

512
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: then who is in Lucien Wiggles is my private detective

513
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: and best friend who knows? Who knows? Oh my god,

514
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: that's really terrifying. I'm gonna have to do like some

515
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: sort of seance weig board. Yeah, make sure it doesn't

516
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: funk with your soul. God, I'm gonna have to call

517
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: in some protections. Damn, damn. The rugula is not cutting it. Also,

518
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: I do have a business for soul protection. So if

519
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: you ever Wow, man, you're a busy guy. I don't

520
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: know when you even sleep. I don't, like I said,

521
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: I woke up today, I didn't. It was just me

522
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: literally standing still with my that's like a vampire. No,

523
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: because I've advantage the idea first, So like you can

524
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: say vampires like Solomon, that's kind of what am I talking? Wow? Wow,

525
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: that's I have a lot to think about. I'll tell

526
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: you that after this podcast, have a lot in direction

527
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: to happen. Okay, so I guess we better moved to

528
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: the next question because my brain is breaking by the moment.

529
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: So according to Lucian, Mary has a line of sunglasses

530
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: called Melodies by m J B. Do you like to

531
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: wear sunglasses and if so, what are you hiding? Um?

532
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: A lot of things, honestly, mostly um, various businesses for

533
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: various businesses. I feel like when you're outside and you're

534
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: not wearing sunglasses, that's I think that's when people when

535
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: you can see people's eyes in public, that's just like,

536
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: that's not that's not cool. I feel like you're insulting.

537
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: That's a very insulting thing for me. Like eyes of

538
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: the window to the soul. Close your windows because you

539
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: don't want like if you want to you so you

540
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: should be wearing sunglasses. That's really what happens to all

541
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: these people they were not wearing sunglasses. They see idea

542
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: and you know what, the soul just like a rail thin. Wow,

543
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: this is essential information for my listeners. And I'll tell

544
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: you what, folks, you want me catching my ass walking

545
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: out as one without any sunglasses. From now on, these

546
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: eyes are covered. Recommend getting melodies by m J B.

547
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: Mary should send you maybe a few pairs to your house.

548
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: That would be great, right, yeah, let's manifest that. I'm

549
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: sure if she found out that hundreds of people were

550
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 1: losing their souls, um, she would be happy to lend

551
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: some of her melodies by m JB. Out because you

552
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: want to help the commune, Diddy, that's that's all like

553
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: she is. She's a philanthropist, she's very concerned. She's about

554
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: communities and souls. Solomon, do you have a name for

555
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 1: all these empty bodies walking around that are just sort

556
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: of weekend at Bernie's without souls? I don't know, they're

557
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: just I guess I want to say they're people, but

558
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: they're not really like I say, like, that's a kind

559
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: of a person that's like a kind of like not

560
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: like it's not but kind of you know, Okay, so

561
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: we call them it's not the kind of right. Oh yeah, yeah,

562
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: that makes total sense. I completely agree with you. Definitely.

563
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really scrupulously on the lookout for these

564
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: people because I don't really want to be hanging around

565
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: with any just loose bodies. Some of them are good people.

566
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 1: A lot of them are good people. They're fine. Yeah,

567
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: we just don't know who's at the wheel. Well, no

568
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: one's at the wheel. They're just recklessly driving like like

569
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: like there's plenty of it's driverless carts, like a Tesla.

570
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: They'll walk in to a person, right, Yeah, I don't

571
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: want any of these kind of kind of maybe um

572
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: walking in, not really but kind of bumping into me.

573
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't have that kind of prejudice

574
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: I want. I'm fine with people with or without source.

575
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: I feel like that's right, that's just who I am. Right, Well,

576
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I guess I need to um take some time out

577
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: and listen and reflect because I have some inner work

578
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: to do. I think so, because I don't want this

579
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: to be the reason you get canceled, right, I mean

580
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know when when it's coming, but maybe it's

581
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: because I said I don't want to be just hanging

582
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: around with any loose sacks of skin. You know what,

583
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to say, right, this is it's

584
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,479
Speaker 1: just gonna be an eight second clip that just on

585
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: Twitter that just gets retweeted to death. Yeah, yeah, then

586
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: that's that's a danger. It's all they need is just

587
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: the one sound bite. Right, But you know, I don't

588
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: want to live in fear, you know, as they say

589
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: in club culture, And that's why you're ready for commitment. See, yeah,

590
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm having fear leave my body, which maybe means my

591
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: soul left a long time ago. I don't know. Probably

592
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: I can tell you that. Oh well, that's good news

593
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: that you can right back inside it, right, you go

594
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: right back inside, that's my friend. So do they only

595
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: leave through the eyes or no? Oh well, I guess

596
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: if the eyes of the window of the mouth is

597
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: the door to the So there's a lot of things,

598
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: like it's a fully, it's a blocked up door. There's

599
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: like teeth like eyes, got like you, Like a lash

600
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 1: can tuckle you, and that's the words, like a tooth,

601
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 1: a tooth can do some damage, right, okay, got it? Okay,

602
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: So the soul, if the soul tries to escape from

603
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: the mouth, that does good injured. And also like the

604
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: ears gross, so waxy, nasty. Ears are so disgusting if

605
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: you think about it, Like when it comes to the

606
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: holes in the face, the eye is probably like the

607
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: best one, the most chic. Yes, respectable. Yeah, and most probably,

608
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: I don't know artistic. Also, yeah, it's it's everyone's eyes

609
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: is a signature, right, it tells, it tells their story,

610
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: and I think that's important. And like, I feel like

611
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: people don't not like hooded eyes. That's that's beautiful. Right,

612
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: I got a couple of those. I got headed eyes

613
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: I dream of, just like the giant exp like Greta.

614
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: Greta has the most non hooded eyes I've ever seen.

615
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: Look you can. It definitely is easier for makeup, right,

616
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: But I think it's kind of cool to have like

617
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: this nice little like layer of space. Yeah, it's like

618
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: they're uncircumcised eyes exactly. Can you get them? Can you

619
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: get the hooded eyes? Yeah, you definitely can, right, Yeah,

620
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: you can get in there a little snip snip, no

621
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: more hooded eyes, uncircumcised. I dont want to lose that sensitivity.

622
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: That's my favorite argument about about not getting circumcised, Like

623
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: you lose that sensitivity. Like I don't want my penis

624
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: to be more sensitive. It's too sensitive, ruining. I'm not

625
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: like over here with a curcised penis, Like, oh my god,

626
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: I can't feel anything nothing at all. Wow. Another dear

627
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson. Exclusive exclusives don't stop, folks, they really don't, okay, alright.

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Speaker 1: According to Lucian Wiggles in August two thousand and seven,

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Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige was a guest star on the show

630
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Speaker 1: Entourage in the role of herself as a client of

631
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Speaker 1: Ari Golds. Do you agree that this role was below

632
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Speaker 1: her and that she should instead be treated like the

633
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: Oscar nominated star that she is. Yeah, she should have

634
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Speaker 1: been on Sex in the City. She should have replaced

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Speaker 1: all four women and it should have called it should

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Speaker 1: have been called Mary in the City or Mary's and

637
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: the City. And and like she they don't even like

638
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Speaker 1: do like the cut thing, Like she has to jump

639
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Speaker 1: into every role real quick. She has to throw in

640
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Speaker 1: a wig to be Samantha throwing another wig, And you

641
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Speaker 1: know what, I think it would have been a much

642
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: more fun show. Yeah, wow, wow, I didn't even think

643
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: of that. And now that you've brought it to the table,

644
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: I think that is a really really that idea has

645
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: some legs. Mary J. Blige being Samantha, like, oh, I

646
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: love sucking. And then she takes a wig off and

647
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: runs the other side of the table and puts on

648
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: the dark haired ladies Wig Charlotte's and it's like, wow,

649
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: that's too much sex. And then she's like, wow, no,

650
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: Charlotte's the prude. I gotta get married now. Okay, so

651
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 1: did you see and she would play Mr Big as well?

652
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, because well, I guess we've never seen so

653
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: many have this much range. Well, the only person that

654
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: will still be in the cast is Steve. I think

655
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: that's the only person who just say, every else is

656
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: played by Mary really, Oh so you're a big Steve

657
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: Stan Not at all, not at all. I just think

658
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: he should just be there. He should need to learn

659
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: to learn, like as a p A or a guy

660
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: for like, not like I'm the wrong. I love I

661
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: really love Steve. But I think he's one of the

662
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: best characters. But my favorite character is Harry Golden Black,

663
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: Charlotte's second husband. Oh yes, the bald Jewish man who

664
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: always doesn't wear underwear with the shirt on and leaves

665
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: his tea bags on all of her nice tables. I've

666
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: seen one episode of Sexesses. Okay, Yeah, it seems like

667
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: you're a huge fan by all the ideas that you

668
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: are generating on this policy. I am. I didn't I

669
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: didn't haven't. I loved the episode I saw. I just

670
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: never got around. But I'm like the biggest fan, right right, yeah?

671
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: And you also just have a different vision for the

672
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: show with Mary. Yeah right, So like I feel like

673
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: that version is the right version, and that's the version

674
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: I've been thinking of. Sure, Okay, Um, that's very fair.

675
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: And um, did you or did you not? See Mary

676
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: on I don't know if I'm allowed to be calling

677
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: her Mary. I think I should go Mary j Blige?

678
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: Did you see did you see just see Mary j

679
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: Blige on Entourage? Um? I know I watched that episode

680
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: of television? Do I remember it? Unfortunately, because I felt

681
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: like that was definitely too big for her, especially like

682
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: just she should get better reps, right, Like that's are

683
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: you gold repre Mary J Blies? Doesn't make sense to me?

684
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: Right right? Okay, got it? It's like that in my universe. Yeah.

685
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: I also, you know I was one one. Let me say,

686
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised. Lucien Wiggles wrote that question. It's wild

687
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: to think of um, seventy five years man who was

688
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 1: fishing for crawdads, right that question. But um, I also too,

689
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: I was going to be surprised if you had ever

690
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: seen Entourage. Well, I was like, I was near a

691
00:43:55,280 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: TV a lot in the early two thousand's, so can happen?

692
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: Like like, it's just like sometimes you just turn the

693
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: TV on, it's just Entourage, right, And Entourage was huge

694
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: at the time. I thought when I was young and

695
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: you know, oh, just coming out of Orange County and

696
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: you know I grew up in extreme toxic masculinity or

697
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: maybe just extreme masculinity. Um, and I was like, Wow,

698
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: this show is incredible. It's groundbreaking at the time because

699
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: I didn't have enough feminine influence in my life yet.

700
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: I was looking at it as like I need to

701
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: beat these men up eventually, So how how do I

702
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: take these men down? And then you watch every episode

703
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: like these men are incredibly weak. It'd be very easy

704
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: to take any one of them down. God, I thought

705
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: they were so like cool and hot at the time. Um.

706
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: Greta and I did run into Agian Grenier on a

707
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: hike two years ago, and I don't know if he

708
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to us or if he genuinely was

709
00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: extremely interested in Greta's dog, but he stopped and we

710
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: had a whole convo. Yeah, I saw him do karaoke

711
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: ones and I'm gonna tell you right now, not impressed.

712
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Really was not impressed. That's why I can't do karaoke

713
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: in front of any of my gay friends. Because it's

714
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: the only song that I can sing genuinely. And it's

715
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: not because I can't carry a tune. I can. It's

716
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: purely because of my voice. If you guys can't believe it. Um,

717
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: the only song that I can actually sing is Heart

718
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: of Glass by Blondie. That's a fantastic song. Thank god,

719
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: I have one that's a good song, that's like one

720
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: of the best songs of all time. Yeah, but I

721
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: want to go off. It's a great song. Well when

722
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: I feel like those first like I wrote hard of

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Speaker 1: Past and then and I was you wrote you tell

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00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: me you wrote Heart of As And I was singing

725
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: it when I was buying I was a Walmart and

726
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: I was buying batteries. Uh, and it was I was

727
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: getting d batteries this time I was singing it to myself,

728
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 1: and Debor Harry was like the other end of the eye,

729
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: and she just took out a notepad and ripped off

730
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: your entire song and then became a star but I

731
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: have her soul, so we're good. These people need to

732
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: be jailed. I'm not satisfied that you just have their

733
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: soul like you got. You can't rip off artists, okay

734
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: people look No, I like her soul. Is a great

735
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: singer too, so that's good. I don't know, my god,

736
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: So if you ever want to hear, like like, if

737
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 1: you ever want to sing it to come over whenever.

738
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow, that is actually a huge offer.

739
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: That is thrilling. Gone Bora now because of you know,

740
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: the whole incident. But that's Bora. I can't wait to

741
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: meet to Bora except you know, it does happen. Like

742
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: my Italian side has come out, like I feel upset

743
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: that these people you they're committing crimes. No, it's fine.

744
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: It's intellectual property. Look, heart of ass would have been

745
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: probably like a bigger hit, but it's fine. Heart of God.

746
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: And you got to be careful when you're buying batteries

747
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: because there are a lot of people out there trying

748
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: to steal from you. And I only go to Walmart

749
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: like four times. Ever, wow, just the case of the

750
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: wrong place at the wrong time. I guess um. All right, Well,

751
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: Solomon Mary's album What's the four one one? Got the

752
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: name from Mary's past occupation as a four one one operator?

753
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Oh yeah you did you know that?

754
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: You invented the mainstream? Can you please on my cue?

755
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,959
Speaker 1: Improvised a recreation of a situation in which Mary would

756
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: be working as a four one one operator and maybe, ah,

757
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: I could be the potential call. All right, let me

758
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: know when you're ready, okay, ringinging, Hi, thank you for

759
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: calling for when one is Mary J Blige? Wow? Hello, Mary,

760
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: I was just I was just wondering if you might

761
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: be able to connect me with um Adrian Grenier, oh

762
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: m from Entourage, the show Entourage is not out yet.

763
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: He's only like two years old right now. Oh but

764
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: I can Oh, my mistake, my mistake the show. Wow,

765
00:48:53,280 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not even born yet. So I'm

766
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: talking to barely a person. You're talking to a soul.

767
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: I guess someone's soul. Gosh, my bad, I really am

768
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: so I got egg on my face now I'm embarrassed.

769
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: But if you need to get directions to do hands

770
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: across America, I can tell you where it is in

771
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: your locale. Oh please, yes, thank you. It's so nice

772
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: to talk with you. Mary. You have a really beautiful soul.

773
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: I actually see extremely bright future for you. Yeah. You

774
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: know a lot of people say that, really a lot.

775
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: I do get that a lot. Like they just call

776
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: here to tell me that that's the only thing, Like

777
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: it's for one is for information, but like people give

778
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: me information to Right, are you wearing thigh high boots

779
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: right now? Hands down? I'm typing with my thigh boots.

780
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are so talented. You have to learn.

781
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: You have to just just because you're sitting down doesn't

782
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: mean you can't keep your thigh highs working or type

783
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: with your solettos. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, Well, I guess I

784
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: gotta leave you be because I know you have a

785
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: lot of call is about your future. Yeah, thank you. Okay,

786
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: Well I just adore you and um, even though I'm

787
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: not born yet, I really think you're the best. Oh,

788
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: that's so kind of you. Hopefully you have a good

789
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: birth and no drama and no more drama. But wow,

790
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: that was really fun. Okay, Oh my goss, Solomon, God,

791
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: what old journey we have been on. That was crazy.

792
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: I have changed forever. Holy shit. You know, we learned

793
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 1: a lot of things today. Yeah, and thank god I

794
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: had you on right in the beginning of the podcast

795
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: so that we could set a precedent for the rest

796
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: of the guests. You know, I'm serious. Yeah, good good

797
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: luck to them. Seriously, I wish them well. I pray

798
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: for them, because I don't know how anyone is going

799
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: to follow this. I don't I don't recommend it. I

800
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: sure don't either. Maybe I should retire it after this episode.

801
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: That would be a good idea. I do have one

802
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: segment left before you go thereeree. This will be a

803
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: segment once this thing absolutely launches off the ground into

804
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: podcasts oblivion, which you know, I know is a niche market,

805
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: and I will absolutely explode in I will be having

806
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: a listeners call in with their fan on the street encounters.

807
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: But I'm wondering until then, if you have a fun

808
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: celebrity encounter that you'd like to talk about, tell right,

809
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: all of them taught a lot of them. Um. I

810
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: did once serve t to Nicole Kidman, and you did

811
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: like it was. She was like porcelain. She was more

812
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: delicate than the cup. Really, that makes sense to me.

813
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: That was a moment to watch, right, her performance and

814
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,240
Speaker 1: drinking tea in a blackma on Tuesday and Tuesday afternoon.

815
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: Probably one of the great performances ever seen. And I

816
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: think she should have got an oscar for that. Yeah,

817
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: I agree. You know, she has like extreme ballerina energy.

818
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: It was very like it was like it's almost like pain,

819
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: Like I was like, is the cup hurting you? Like

820
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: I was gonna like I was. It was very like,

821
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: it was very like I was really concerned. It's like

822
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: it was too heavy. Oh my god, that's a really

823
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: good one. So I like that to know that Nicole

824
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: in her free time likes to go take in some art.

825
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: M Oh no, she didn't go to the museum. She

826
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: just came in for the tea. You know, I was there.

827
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: That makes sense. She probably wanted to steal from you.

828
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but she have to exhauses on so that's see,

829
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: that's she knew. Oh okay, she's smart. God wow, thank

830
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: god for this by m J B. God, I have

831
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: a real one that happened to me that I am

832
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: going to exhaust my few celebrity encounter stories that are

833
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: non comedian based. Um in the first handful of episodes,

834
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: but one time, this is real. I had just moved

835
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: to New York and my long distance boyfriend. The other

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Speaker 1: one I told was also during the same visit that

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Speaker 1: my long distance boyfriend was visiting me, and I just

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Speaker 1: moved he was there. We were walking in Times Square

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Speaker 1: hand in hand and holding hands, and it was very hot,

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Speaker 1: like very crowded, and the traffic was going one mile

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Speaker 1: whole hour, and there was this black suv next to

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Speaker 1: me and this sees me holding hands and is just

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Speaker 1: saying the most wild things to me, very sexual things,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, very uncomfortable. And then my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: whatever looks over, stop singing about whatever he was doing,

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Speaker 1: looks over, and I was like, oh my god. DMX

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Speaker 1: goes over, goes over, sha his hand And that was

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Speaker 1: a fun moment. Yeah, you know what I mean. I

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Speaker 1: didn't like it the moment it was happening because I

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Speaker 1: didn't know, but then after I was like, oh that guy,

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Speaker 1: come on, you know who let the dogs out? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like DMX, I do I like him? Rest in peace? Yeah? Well, god,

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Speaker 1: I think we covered it all. And we love Mary J. Blige,

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Speaker 1: we love Solomon Slash the mainstream, and what a gift

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Speaker 1: it was to have you on this podcast. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: so happy to be here. It was a gift for me. Well,

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Speaker 1: we have a lot to discuss on the next time

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Speaker 1: we see each other. Way too much to discuss, alright, Pat,

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Speaker 1: thanks for coming on. Okay Cha