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Thank you guys for supporting us, 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.239 um not only with showing up to our live shows, 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:26.520 but tuning it every fucking week. UM, and again also 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.360 supporting us. For those of you who are pats when 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.679 we started this podcast, do you remember the episode I 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.200 don't live there anymore? But when I accidentally said where 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.799 I live and You're like, why would you do that? Why? 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.040 And You're like, nobody to listen to us? And I'm like, 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.520 bitch day And so it was. We've been on HBO, 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.440 my nigga, We've been on a vice Niggas know who 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.200 the funk is I'm saying. I just want to say 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:50.320 I was standing for life somebody that like I would live, 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:51.760 dye and breathe for if they were Every on this 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.640 podcast is Jesus. I never thought for a second I 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.280 could walk up to someone as a fan and they'd 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.720 be like, oh yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah. Well, in 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.800 in the last year, like um joining Loudspeaker, you know, 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.680 we're now a part of a family where some of 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:10.040 the top podcast lives. So that's been amazing. Who's been 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.920 someone you've met or like runn into that knew who 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:16.640 you were and you were like, oh ship, um, so 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:20.480 I've been known blue check marks I'm talking about so 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.920 um so you know what, Honestly, I will say, it 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.480 hasn't even been someone that I met like famous and 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.280 knew who I was, But just like the people around 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.600 me who are around bigger people, So like, I really 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.040 trying to give you. I'm really good friends with Wayne 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.120 Shout out Wayne. He has a podcast now with Kevin 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.000 hartt Spank like um and so I was just with 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.200 him this past weekend and he's like, he's like trying 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:45.920 to get us to get brands, like, you know, if 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.040 they passed on keV maybe, I'm like, if they passed 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.120 on Kevin Hart, you're thinking of me, He's like. And 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.480 his thing was, He's like, do you know comedians can't 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.200 even sell out places at house two people and you 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.880 guys are going on a tour doing that. I wanted 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:00.920 to charge eight dollars. You want to charge eight dollars 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:02.400 for our first And I'm like, no, bitch. They're the 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.080 thing called the profit margin where we have to make 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.600 and you know, I mean, I just how nobody would go, 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.040 you know, even just like you know, one of the 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.600 craziest things for me was, you know, I don't want 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.160 to say it, like we got New York on lock, 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.000 but we live here and most of our listeners are 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.560 here right according to analytics, Like we do this DC 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:20.720 show and we're looking at venues and I'm like, what 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.440 do you think, Mandy, like two twenty and she's like, yeah, 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.880 that sounds good. We put these tickets up with no flyer. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.880 We didn't drop the podcast a day and four days, 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.960 four days we sold out. That was amazing, bro. I've 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.840 seen artists that I listened to weekly that haven't had 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.360 two hundred twenty five people in the fucking venue. I 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.359 ain't even gonna hold y'all. If we ain't got the 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.479 l A venue yet, it's because we found this rank 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.039 of dank that seats one twenty and I'm like, bitch, 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:44.720 we could do more than one in l A. So 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:46.560 I'm looking for a bigger venue in l A if 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.840 we haven't dropped the venue yet, because I'm like, no, bro, 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.320 like we can do it. Let's do it. It's been exciting. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.240 It's been excited. I thought i'ld go to Mexico and 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.080 niggas when that was the craziest thing of which I 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.240 went to Kansas City. I didn't even know it wasn't 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:04.200 in Kansas and bitch, people fucking new like hold decisions 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:11.680 and internet. Here the hell is Kansas City? It's in Missouri. Oh, 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.680 I didn't even know. I said this is a three 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.240 which I'll tell you what I knew. He was late 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.200 when my mother, you know, you know, I'm gonna standing 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:22.760 ninety d fiance and I fucking wrote Ashley from ninety fiance, who' 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:24.080 the white girl the Fox? Did you make it? And 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.480 she was like, oh yeah, Like unfortunately, you know, we're 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.200 tied to contracts. We can't come on like totally no 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.120 follows our page. And I was just like, out of here. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.560 TLC Bach, Gabby Satory Foll follows us. How you say 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.920 your last name? And I was like, precious, bitch, what's up? Bro? 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.520 I want her to colle that we might not be 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.360 our brand because we're sled. So here's what I want 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.039 to do. Just the top start this episode off. I 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:48.640 want to go back and forth with a hundred dirty words. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:54.040 Titty's asked comet were to try our hardest and let's 0:05:54.040 --> 0:06:01.200 go boobs, slut fuck feminists, come, pussy ship a lint liquor. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:07.640 I thought about the orbit condom, commercial condom, latex peggan core, 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:18.039 bitch and plug, Daniel beads, ship um cockering, uh ball, gag, ponytail, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:20.760 which because when I sucked Dick, I put my hair 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:25.920 in a ponytail. Go ahead, okay, word association, choking, slapping, felching, 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:34.599 you're disgusting, eggs, asphyxiation, plan b dirty birth control, naughty 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:42.040 damn bitch. Okay, anyways, y'all, y'all get the mother. Somebody 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.800 count them and tell us how much it was. But yeah, 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:49.960 we really hope that you guys enjoy our hundredth episode. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.159 Yo yo yo, can you can you believe? We so? 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.520 So we made it two hundred episodes and this look 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.800 like a big deal. I think in podcast together, we've 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:05.960 all probably sucked a hundred people. Oh yeah, I actually 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:10.320 just started doing my numbers like yeap ye, Well, I 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.360 feel like you and I have probably sucked a hundred 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.720 between the two of us. Yeah, so we had an 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:19.960 a whole who do porn. What I'm probably tell you 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:24.400 don't know. Oh well that's just the number of athletes. Anyways, guys, 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:29.200 welcome to the hundredth episode of Horrible Decisions. This is 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.240 your girl, Mandy Be and I'm wheezy. Hi. I love 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.600 you a hundred times over? How about that. No, I'm 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.880 super excited. I'm glad that we finally made it here. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:40.680 It was only right to have one of the motherfucker's 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.440 that made the most sense to come on full episode. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.840 Motherfucking one hundred is the most sense, bitch. But the episode, 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.480 like we've done MAD solo episode. I was in Japan 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.440 when you came on. I was tight. Yeah. So first 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.040 of all, listening to the episode and I'm like, because 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.520 I can't get internet, right, so I download the episode 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.480 on the plane sixteen fucking hours. I didn't know what 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.200 you look like, and I was like just pretending with myself, 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:08.040 like ugly. No. So, guys, um, if you haven't already 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.560 looked at the title, which you probably should have, we 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:14.280 have King noir Um who is in the building with 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.240 us today. And so he came on well maybe episode 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.680 twenty six, like he came on Mad long ago. Maybe 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:24.200 let's remember especially like we weren't even doing video then, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.560 and you were like, oh, I have to get video 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.440 for him, and I'm like this, yeah, I know, I 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.200 got video specifically for him just to show the flogging. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.720 I know, because I was like, oh, this gotta be 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.800 a video beach um. But so for the hundredth episode, 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.600 I guess, well, before we get started, um in our icebreaker, 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:42.199 can you go ahead and introduce yourself to our listeners 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.400 and new listeners who may not know who you are? 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.839 All right, what's going on? My name is King the 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:52.280 Wall of Royal Fetish Films, jet Setting, Jasmine llc Um 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:56.800 a master fetish trainer, Erodeck Touch Massure, and I do 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:01.320 porn and stuff and do you need come on? Drop 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:04.880 the wife? Yeah, I mean that's actually how we started. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:09.600 We started with her company, jet Setting Jasmine. And are 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.720 you married? We are not married, but that's my partner 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:15.760 in all things. Yeah. I know that's right, because I'm 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:17.600 gonna tell you've had some episode we learned married don't 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.600 mean a fucking thing. Don't don't get started. I thought 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.680 she would be a shady, because you'd be shady. I 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.480 know you would know. I really enjoy watching like, um, 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:30.600 you know your your your pictures together. I really love it. Um. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.240 For those of you who don't know, King Nora and 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.559 jet Setting Jasmine. Um, I've never had the pleasure of 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:36.400 me either of you. But you guys just had a 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.960 baby and like you're just so body positive and like 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.960 it just seems like you love her so much and 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.439 it's so great to watch a woman be so comfordent. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.559 You guys are Polly, which is what we discussed the 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:50.600 Polly and Jazz now describes herself as a sexual opportunist. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:57.240 That's the next titles. Like the word Polly, I don't like. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.720 I don't like what polyamory kind of means because I'm 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.400 hear it's like from what my friends tell me and 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.000 Polly friends actually opening yourself for love with other people. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.000 I don't like that and that I'm not really vible with. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.000 Like now that I think about it, I don't like 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.240 the word Polly either, because everyone's my childhood. I'm thinking 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:17.920 of Polly Pocket. We probably shouldn't be thinking. I think 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.200 we're polyamory. Now it's kind of gotten a little bit 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:25.040 of a connotation like swinging hats, you know, like swinging swinging. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.360 At a certain point, though people start to have like 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:30.280 this idea of what it is when actually it can 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.319 be whatever it means to you. Like whatever your relationship 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.080 is as a couple, and y'all are swingers might not 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.600 be the same as two other people who are also swingers. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.960 They might be like, well, we do soft swap, same room. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.160 Somebody else might be like, man, we go out on 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.240 full dates with somebody right another woman coming in my correct, 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.720 well swap I think is more like they don't do 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.040 full penetration or whatever. It might just be like kissing 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.360 and touching and things like that. I ever describe myself 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.320 more like like an ethical nomenogamous, like I you know, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.599 I like being able to date to other people. But 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:06.160 I know if I'm as open to um full blown relationships, 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:09.880 which is what I believe Polly can be, am I correct, Okay, okay, yeah, 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.880 and I'm into just swinging. Like with my partner, I 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:13.800 don't want him dating anyone else. I don't want him 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.200 having feelings with anyone else. Don't even take the bitch 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.839 out to eat, like she can go just fucking leave 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:23.040 her Like that's that's the type of Glamazon Toyomi said. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:28.240 Now you like something she said, if I'm just saying. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.160 So she was saying or either her husband said on 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.800 the podcast like, you know, maybe she wants to go 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.000 see like a concert, and like, I'm not, no, I 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.720 told you he said that. That was Yeah, it was him. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.520 So I started the episode out talking about B two 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.760 K and you were like, I'm not really I didn't 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.800 even realize that it was him that said that. He 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.599 was like, listen, like, I don't really like B two K, 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:50.440 but I'm not going to keep you from enjoying that 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.720 moment with someone who may be able to enjoy interesting. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:56.400 So what's up, Like, you're not going with jam what 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.400 if she want to go to and I'm sure there 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.199 a whole lot of people that will take it to 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.120 see where you live at so there's no Florida south 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:07.520 to Atlanta. So she's going with another neigh She's gonna 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:08.960 have a good time too, because you know, if she 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.480 told me, I'll be like, man, I want to see 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.280 this ship, you know when Ice Bucks, whether it's not 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.040 okay if you had because I'm sure I'm sure she 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.960 would let me let me roll to like, you know, 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.480 go see some some ship at the same the same age. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.679 That was what I'm into like like, I'm trying to 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.640 go see rain ghosts right now, and I'm not trying 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.200 to go see I don't even know that is because 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:33.720 you're looking. You're looking at y'all. That is that. Yeah, 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:34.960 I don't want to go. I don't want to go 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.000 and see them in like, wait, what are you going? 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.520 It was was meth Man and that, Yeah, but if 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.040 it's just okay, so I just want to go, and 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.760 she like, I'm just trying to go. I go and 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.440 look at methyd I'm only laughing. I think Jasmine would 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.079 go there with methy Man. Was that's all? I want 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.839 to only met this man there. If he's not there, 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.040 I don't want to go. I mean I would like 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.760 it would be something to look at. Hold on, you 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.600 skip the question, how are you? I just turned thirty eight? 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.800 I was about to say thirty seven, was like it 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:06.640 was literally just my birthday. Three days. It was baby 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.520 had a birthday, Good things happen in threes? Did you 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:13.200 have birthday sex? I did, but it was like the 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:16.680 whole week. I don't know if you say, like somebody 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.079 else now we we we actually just came back from 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.520 from a resort in Mexico that we might be doing 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.559 something that we might be doing some work for. We 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:29.560 was down at desire logging people and all this. I 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.719 was in Mexico for two weeks and someone was like, oh, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.160 are you going to go to the resort because I 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:35.680 was telling them I had a sex podcast and I 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.840 was like which one? And they're like none of mine? 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.600 Like why is no one telling me? I had no idea? 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:44.760 So people go to the resort and are you just 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.720 like a part of that resort, and like, well, we 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.760 were Actually they're doing uh fetish trainings for couples, teaching 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:55.720 people about impact play. What else could we do? I 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.200 mean minded our own business for a little while, you know, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.599 we had a We had a good time, man. I 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:02.040 mean it was beautiful out there, well speaking speaking of 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.400 like a resort and all of this fun stuff. Our 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.839 icebreaker real quick, I thought this would be cool um 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.920 for us to do. I wanted to do different names 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.280 for orgasms, so I thought of this in different ways 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.440 that you could say, come. So I wanted to maybe 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.440 go around the table and see if we can make 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.400 it around and how many times around we can go 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.440 before someone doesn't know a name for an orgasm? Have 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:26.560 you looked them up, No, bitch, I look, I swear 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.960 I look it up. I swear I look it up. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.840 And the only upside down Now, The only reason why 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.120 I came up with this game, and I'll tell you 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.880 is because on this b Twok tour, Yin Yang Twins 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.160 are gonna be there. And one of these songs is 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:39.840 like all skeet ski and I'm like, why was I 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:47.920 saying that at Levin? Skeet ski is That's gonna be 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.720 my first word for come is skeets um. And then 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.000 we'll go around and see how many words for orgasm 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:56.760 we can come up with. So skei is the first one. 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:05.120 He took. My z your turn, spunk, you gotta go, 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:11.200 I'm out, m splash, slash, ain't no, goddamn a chain 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:15.320 of my What? What other words is there for for 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.120 a coming orgasm? Are there any of that? We left squirting? 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.040 I was gonna say nuts. Oh nut, that's a nig 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:24.280 a word. I really missed that one. Huh No, you're 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:28.480 busting a nut? No, no, no, no busting. I'm busting. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.640 I just bust. Yeah. I don't know. You just man 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:37.200 that she was out too quick. That's it. I've never 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:41.800 heard climax either. No, it was technically busting, like you 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.920 bust a pussy, So busting is not nutting fun y'all. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.960 You busted open, bitch. You literally said when you were 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.400 sucking a dude, he was bust the nut. I'm about 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.600 to bust a nut whatever. Bro, people will ask you 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.280 be like yo, when he was did you bust? Yes? 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:02.240 You got me? Sure? Alright, Well, anyway we find a 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:07.040 go ahead because I don't like a hundred episodes later, 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.480 like what's something that we've like Louise still do because 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.360 your life is still getting with ship, but like I 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:16.320 am not ghetto. Okay, so we put a gout head, 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.960 get to the next why is that? That is that? 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.280 You know what I need? Her Rod? When you said, 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.920 what's that ship? The Black Panthers were a bode. This 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.040 is what we're doing. This is what we're doing. This 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.320 is what we're gonna do for a hundred episode You 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.600 can't say when white boys, what is it? One was 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.440 actually what I'm gonna say about when I knew you 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.120 were super white. You don't let me say on the 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:42.040 podcast that, bitch, that's how you know you're super Only 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:47.640 white people do that ship. So we're gonna go ahead. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:51.480 I wanted to get into um our vanilla ship. So 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.720 for vanilla ship, it's where we come up or we 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.880 find an article that has to do with sex, dating relationships, 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:01.400 and this one was interesting. UM. This article is on 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:06.359 refinery and it says that I can orgasm without my 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:10.120 genitals being touched. Am I a freak? So it gets 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.719 into basically how she experienced having an orgasm from just 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.719 meeting a man and them kind of just touching like 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.520 hands wise, and she says that she was able to 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:22.320 experience an orgasm, and so she reached out to a 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:25.399 doctor and felt like that there was something wrong with 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:29.000 her because she busted a nut from just touching this man. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.879 So it says that there have been studies this show 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:36.159 that orgasm can be reached without necessarily directly stimulating the genitals, 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.680 says Jessica Shephard, M D. And O B. G. Y 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:42.120 N at the University of Illinois at Chicago, UM. This 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.680 is much more common. This is where I found it interesting. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:47.800 She said, it's actually more common in women and not 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:51.600 often in men. It's more often for women to reach 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:57.440 orgasms without being touched in the telly genitally like genital 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:03.600 gen the genitalles, what are you doing the ninty day? 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:08.480 I'll tell no, so yeah and not. And actually I 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.720 thought that it would be more so common for men 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.240 because I feel like when they're younger, men just jizz 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.560 in their pants a lot. I think that's a thing 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.000 from movies that we all know. But I mean no, 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:20.960 or wait, we got a man across from us. Were 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.040 you just jizzing in your pants? Att like crazy? But 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:29.960 it definitely happened before. Yeah, but I mean there was stimulation, 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.320 you know, I was, I was what they call it 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.200 down self, I was hunting or something, you know. Oh yeah, 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.479 I've definitely had a few. I think I have one 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:43.320 a month where I'm come in my sleep. Women are 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:45.480 a lot more in tune with their bodies than men 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:49.119 are because most most men, it's not something that we're 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.320 that we're taught. It's not something that is ever presented 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.880 to us, you know, like from once a woman, once 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:57.760 you get your period, your mom or older woman is 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.000 going to have that talk with you about your body, 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.159 how to care for your body, how to attend to 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.280 your body in some shape form of fashion, even if 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.600 it's not sexual, even if it's just like this is 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:11.760 how you care for you are the boys are their penises? 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:14.280 You're saying men are only aware of their penis is 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:16.679 in a sense of kind of like you use that 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:20.280 to funk, which is education. We just are not really 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:24.240 talk to explore their bodies even sexually, like we're told, 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:26.879 like you know you're gonna jerk off, or maybe maybe 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:28.920 somebody says, hey, if you jerk off and you last 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:30.560 long when you jerk off, you better when you fuck. 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:32.520 You know what I'm saying, Like maybe maybe you get 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.400 that little talk if anything. But for the most part, 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.680 men aren't taught how to clean themselves. Men aren't taught 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:43.320 how Men aren't taught how to even how to even 0:19:43.440 --> 0:19:46.720 connect the brain to their orgasm, which is why most 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:50.000 men have never experienced the full body orgasm. You think 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:52.280 women are maybe a little bit better with orgasm because 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.760 it's a lot harder for us to reach orgasms, so 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.000 depending on the woman, because to me, I think I 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.639 mean in general women as a whole, Like this is 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:03.919 just right from census that has been taken from certain sites, 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.760 like any findings I read, it's generally harder for women 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:09.840 to achieve orgasm, and I wonder if it's because the 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.399 women that are having them have had to learn how 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:16.560 to give themselves one. Um. It's it's weird though, because 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:18.600 are we really more into it with our body. It's 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:21.560 so weird because I feel like it's so backwards for me. 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:25.040 So when I and I preach that all women should 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:28.000 learn how to make themselves come, so I say that 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:32.640 every people. Yeah, of course, So I masturbate nightly. That's 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:35.080 how I go to sleep. And when I masturbate, I 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:39.080 come only through clatoral simulation. However, when it comes to 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:42.280 me dealing with men, me rubbing my clip does nothing. 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:46.040