Speaker 1: Okay, So I didn't know this. My producer just put
Speaker 1: it together for me. I had seen in the media
Speaker 1: that somebody called Boddle, who I know I hired but
Speaker 1: bo Diel for less than a week on this ring
Speaker 1: scam where someone scammed me for a diamond ring that
Speaker 1: I ended up getting back myself. And it was an
Speaker 1: internet crime, and bo Dietl was like, can you fax
Speaker 1: me the information? In fairness, it was years ago, but
Speaker 1: still people were using BBM and BlackBerry and it was
Speaker 1: an internet crime, very much an internet crime. And he
Speaker 1: kept saying fax it to me, which makes sense right
Speaker 1: because he's like an old school Italian And a guy
Speaker 1: who I dated, who was in construction law introduced me
Speaker 1: to Bodel who was doing it as a favor to him.
Speaker 1: They all knew each other because they knew a lot
Speaker 1: of people that were connected. And bo Deedle kept saying
Speaker 1: to me he needed me, he needed me to fax information.
Speaker 1: I was very frustrated. Facts in the police report, facts
Speaker 1: and because we had to be on the internet. It
Speaker 1: was an internet crime. It was literally an eBay scam,
Speaker 1: and this diamond had crossed state lines twice and we
Speaker 1: had to be moving fast not at like a dinosaur
Speaker 1: fax machines pace. And so I ended up figuring out
Speaker 1: the whole entire crime and uncovering a Russian crime ring.
Speaker 1: And someone went to jail for over a year, and
Speaker 1: so did my diamond was taken for a year, and
Speaker 1: I got it back a here later. Crazy story in
Speaker 1: my book, but I should tell it here one day.
Speaker 1: Remind me, I'll tell you here. It was an insane story.
Speaker 1: And this is the place that I could really tell
Speaker 1: you in a slow and low way where I'm not rushed,
Speaker 1: not like doing it on a talk show. So I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the ring story. Just remind me. So bodedl
Speaker 1: I met before, and he likes the light, and he
Speaker 1: teased doing running for office, and he likes the press.
Speaker 1: And it makes perfect sense that Bodedle got involved with Louise.
Speaker 1: Makes sense. They know each other, makes sense he helped
Speaker 1: them out. What my producers were asking me, what I
Speaker 1: would think if someone had hired someone to investigate me,
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's the main question. Who cares?
Speaker 1: Like what do I think of the act? I think
Speaker 1: it's I think it's smart. I think it's really really smart.
Speaker 1: Never has there been a group of people that hide
Speaker 1: information more than the housewives never, So I really wouldn't
Speaker 1: go get a private detective right now on me. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't care. I've actually had someone an X of mine,
Speaker 1: do it on me and have me followed and recorded
Speaker 1: and hack my email to come up with nothing I
Speaker 1: except for like where I'm going to dinner or who
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping with, the things that are no one's business,
Speaker 1: but like nothing, you know. I think it's brilliant that
Speaker 1: Louis did that. He has a lot to hide, and
Speaker 1: he it's I don't know anything about him. It appears
Speaker 1: if when they's smoke there's fire, that he has a
Speaker 1: decent amount to hide. He's got some skeletons. People are concerned.
Speaker 1: I don't know based on what. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about him. I met him, he was nice. I literally
Speaker 1: can't speak on what I don't know, and I don't
Speaker 1: do deep dives on this, and I literally haven't seen
Speaker 1: the show. I don't know anything. I could just like
Speaker 1: text people from Bravo and ask their opinions, which I
Speaker 1: wouldn't share anyway, but I haven't done that. I don't
Speaker 1: know a fucking thing, but I know that everybody's super skeptical.
Speaker 1: Usually when they smoke, there's fire. So if this is
Speaker 1: a guy that has a checkered passed, he's fighting fire
Speaker 1: with fire. He's saying, I walked into this, and everybody's
Speaker 1: got shit on me. So I'm getting shit on everybody.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if bo Diedle's the guy to
Speaker 1: do it. I don't know if he's all show and
Speaker 1: no go, but he's probably connected. He didn't he wasn't
Speaker 1: able to help me that much on that crime, but
Speaker 1: maybe in this way background checks and shit like that.
Speaker 1: I think it's fucking genius, and I'd like to do
Speaker 1: a background check on everyone. I'd like to do. I'd
Speaker 1: like to I'd like to hire. It's very expensive, but
Speaker 1: it's worth it. So let's say it was like t
Speaker 1: it's like expensive, it'd be like ten grand, but ten
Speaker 1: grand a housewife you'd get an ROI like, how many
Speaker 1: relevant housewives are there? Other like people would care, like
Speaker 1: normal and formal, and most of the ones you wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: People that have been out with it, Like would you
Speaker 1: care about Ninie's check or past? I wouldn't. She's already
Speaker 1: told part of it, okay, so I don't care about
Speaker 1: Nannie's Teresa's gone to jail. Do I care about her past? Yes,
Speaker 1: I would care about Luisa's past. If I care about
Speaker 1: I don't care. You might care about Erica's. I think
Speaker 1: you would. I think you'd care about you'd care about
Speaker 1: Kyle's and Kathy's because you know they don't seem to
Speaker 1: have one. Uh, you'd probably you'd care about that woman
Speaker 1: who left that like rich woman Diane or something. You'd
Speaker 1: care about Lisa Rinnaz. It's people that like are really
Speaker 1: out there but seem like they could maybe like they're
Speaker 1: I don't know either people that are like flaunting that
Speaker 1: you'd want to know, or people that are acting super
Speaker 1: like demure and innocent, you know, like like does Yolanda
Speaker 1: have a past? She seems so like muted tones, that
Speaker 1: whole quiet luxury thing. You know. I like Yolanda. I
Speaker 1: don't know her that well either, but I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I don't. Quiet luxury is such a sham to me.
Speaker 1: Like I don't care about Larza Pippens because she's on OnlyFans,
Speaker 1: like Denise Richards is married to Charlie Sheen and like
Speaker 1: she's on OnlyFans, Like it's okay, whatever, it is. We
Speaker 1: don't care, Ramona, you don't care because she's done everything
Speaker 1: on television. I'm sure there's a pet checker pass. I
Speaker 1: don't really care. I mean, Luanes would be a great time,
Speaker 1: but she's already been to jail and gone to rehab
Speaker 1: like and says she's like etiquette, you wrote a book
Speaker 1: on etiquette. She's got to jail and rehab like probably
Speaker 1: in the same night. Like, so it's like, you gotta care.
Speaker 1: But it might be the like you would have cared
Speaker 1: about Scott Tinsley's guy because he was acting like the
Speaker 1: big time or taking everyone to Dubai so they'll promote
Speaker 1: his coupa on cabin and all that shit, Like there's
Speaker 1: definitely a lot of shit on him. He's got like
Speaker 1: vagus underground, slippery, slimy shit on him. Who else, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like the spouses Joe Gorga, that'd be a
Speaker 1: good one, Melissa, that'd be a good one. Not now,
Speaker 1: but like if Porscha was on the show, she's always
Speaker 1: like running around with these rich, hot dog tycoons, like
Speaker 1: she'd be fun to find. Everybody's got a past. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I saw I saw it on TikTok, Margaret
Speaker 1: saying this is so shady, it's amazing. I used to
Speaker 1: not talk about housewife. Here's what's funny. So I know
Speaker 1: there are all these accounts and these people that talk
Speaker 1: about housewives, and I never do because I never know anything.
Speaker 1: But my producers tell me a lot most of the
Speaker 1: things that are going on because I don't watch. It's
Speaker 1: not I'm better than I just don't watch. I never
Speaker 1: watched my own shit. I keep having to say that
Speaker 1: because I feel like I have to make it up.
Speaker 1: But it's not like I want don't watch some a hater.
Speaker 1: I just don't watch because I don't watch. So but
Speaker 1: I see clips. I learn everything I know about, like
Speaker 1: Teresa's wedding or something going on with Nini, And sometimes
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's current, like Ninie seemed like
Speaker 1: she was shading Andy Cohen on TikTok, but that could
Speaker 1: be an old video. People be like, have about that
Speaker 1: time when, and I don't know if it was last
Speaker 1: week or last year. So I saw a clip that
Speaker 1: on TikTok that Margaret Joseph's was saying that they gave
Speaker 1: cash to Teresa and Louis and that the check was
Speaker 1: cashed within the first twenty four hours. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: There's so many things I have to say about this.
Speaker 1: So number one, do we give cash to adults that
Speaker 1: are our age and presumably somewhat successful, Like it's just weird?
Speaker 1: How much cash? I need to ask Margaret Joseph's how
Speaker 1: much cash did you give? And no matter what you give,
Speaker 1: they thought it was cheaps. You gave too much. And
Speaker 1: then you're you're gonna have a wedding, some party, then
Speaker 1: they're gonna give you back the same amount. Just keep
Speaker 1: your own money because they're giving it back to you
Speaker 1: because that's what you get. Let me ask you a question,
Speaker 1: how much to say? If I were going I would
Speaker 1: never be giving them money, by the way, never if
Speaker 1: I were going to Teresa at his wedding. I guess
Speaker 1: it was a good scam because housewives care about what
Speaker 1: shows like let me show my bag, let me show
Speaker 1: my outfit, let me show everything. Right, it has to
Speaker 1: look rich, So housewives would care that they would have
Speaker 1: to give a gift that's going to show like you're
Speaker 1: not giving one hundred dollars to Teresa and Louie a
Speaker 1: gift for a bot a bar a bought mitzvah or
Speaker 1: like a sweet sixteen I think is like one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighteen dollars or something. If it's a kid that
Speaker 1: you kind of like, I'm sure that if it's like
Speaker 1: someone that a father's working with, they're gonna go show
Speaker 1: off and give a five hundred dollars sometimes be a
Speaker 1: big timer one thousand dollars for like a wedding or
Speaker 1: something like someone has I knew a guy who had
Speaker 1: a foreman who worked for him who was getting married,
Speaker 1: so he gives him a thousand dollars, right, because that's
Speaker 1: like a nice gift. So like, what are you giving
Speaker 1: Teresa and Louie? Like what did people give Luyne and
Speaker 1: Tom at their wedding? How much to me? Five hundred
Speaker 1: sounds right, but it sounds cheesy too, Like what would
Speaker 1: I give Teresa Louis if I went to their wedding?
Speaker 1: Like let's say I wanted to go to Joe and
Speaker 1: Melissa's renewal of their vowels a perfect thing for the housewives. Wait,
Speaker 1: why haven't they done that? They must have done that.
Speaker 1: That's such a good like content thing. So if I
Speaker 1: was only allowed to give cash, by the way, they
Speaker 1: should just be like, here's a deposits lift to Bank
Speaker 1: of America. That's why we do. Here's a venmo I
Speaker 1: think I would have given if I wanted to show off,
Speaker 1: I'd give a thousand, but I wouldn't want to. I'd
Speaker 1: be talking about it. I would be so upset. I'd
Speaker 1: need a return on my investment. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it would be, but I would. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it would be. I'd be like, and here's a clause.
Speaker 1: It says, Melissa has to promote my Forever Young wine,
Speaker 1: my Skinny Girl popcorn, my spicy salad dressing, the new
Speaker 1: Asian vinaigrette, and my Mingle mocktails. So I'll give you.
Speaker 1: I'd give her, you know, for that, I'd give five grand.
Speaker 1: So maybe I'll do that. I'll go to housewives weddings
Speaker 1: and I'll go there and I'm like, I'll give you
Speaker 1: each house Web ten thousand. But you have to like
Speaker 1: promote like three to five of my products. It's a
Speaker 1: good model. But anyway, why are we giving cash to
Speaker 1: Luisa Resa? Why would he accept cash? It's also gross?
Speaker 1: Why did he wear the grandfather's clothes? Why did he
Speaker 1: give the daughters the bracelets. Like I liked him, he
Speaker 1: was nice, but like, why are you cashing a check?
Speaker 1: Who cashes a check? I don't wedn't even know how
Speaker 1: to cash a check. I don't when was las time
Speaker 1: you got a check. I don't have a check book.
Speaker 1: So I get a check and then I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: cash it the next day. Like that would take me
Speaker 1: four months. I'd have a note to myself for four months,
Speaker 1: be like, I gotta find somebody in a horse and
Speaker 1: buggy that's gonna find a way to cash this check.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so I'm dying. I would like it
Speaker 1: if they didn't cash the check, but they just signed
Speaker 1: it over. What do you call that when someone like
Speaker 1: indorses a check or like forwards a check and sends
Speaker 1: it to like the next housewist thing. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's no way and so how much money
Speaker 1: they must have gotten a lot of money, Like, but
Speaker 1: that's just kind of Italians give a cash which I like.
Speaker 1: By the way, nobody needs another fucking like silver spoon,
Speaker 1: especially housewives. What would I want? I'm a housewife. If
Speaker 1: you're going to accept cash, you may as well just
Speaker 1: be like, okay, listen, I've registered at Van Kleef and
Speaker 1: arpel Airmez Tiffany, because then you could just go then
Speaker 1: buy other people gifts with your gift. So I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I've registered at these three places, but just buy me
Speaker 1: a gift card. I only want gift card. I'm accepting
Speaker 1: gift cards at these places. Or you could venmo me.
Speaker 1: Or here's a great spa that I like to go
Speaker 1: to to get massages. Just just send the money there.
Speaker 1: What's the fucking what I don't need is a shafing dish?
Speaker 1: I don't, I really don't. I really don't like people.
Speaker 1: I'm not using my dining room and I'll walk fucking
Speaker 1: to home goods and get whatever I need for So
Speaker 1: I just die. I don't know why. That just struck
Speaker 1: me as so ridiculous. It can't even be true. It
Speaker 1: can't be true. Can it be true? By the way,
Speaker 1: if Kim Zolziak has a gambling issue, I actually feel
Speaker 1: tremendous compassion because it's very noisy, it's very money focused.
Speaker 1: It's very like throwing money at the problem. You keep
Speaker 1: chasing it, you keep thinking you're gonna get there, You
Speaker 1: go back. This is the one time it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's a disease. It's a very very sad thing, if
Speaker 1: that's actually true. I don't know if that's true. But
Speaker 1: what a waste like buying luxury goods and doing all
Speaker 1: this stuff in these vacations and it's expensive water, at
Speaker 1: least there's something to show for it. Gambling, it just
Speaker 1: goes so quickly, your money just flies. It's horrendous. And
Speaker 1: I've known people, and people don't talk about it enough.
Speaker 1: And my heart goes out to kingsolsiac if that's part
Speaker 1: of her problem, which is probably connected to the overspending.
Speaker 1: It's like action, it's addiction, it's I get it. I
Speaker 1: have noise sometimes about buying things and spending, and then
Speaker 1: I having nothing to do with money but refret it
Speaker 1: and want to like pare it all down, and it's
Speaker 1: just it's noisy, and I feel I actually feel found
Speaker 1: h