1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, the Clearinghouse of hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the a every Way back 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: at It, the podcast do Joe, No day is off? Well, 9 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: that's actually not true. There were some days off. I'll 10 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: explain what that's all about. You'll hear that here. You 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: didn't hear that anywhere else, But here we are because 12 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: four hours a night are not enough. It's the Fifth 13 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio, the secret 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: star of Covino and Rich and he hangs out with 15 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: us on the weekends here eight days a week, eight 16 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: days a week. No, you should have the nervous hearts. 17 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: And he's not He's not really Danny G anymore. He's 18 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 1: he's soon to be Daddy G Radio, his new radio Lodikerdy. 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: Everything good with that? I mean now, every time I 20 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: open up Twitter, I see Daddy G all over the place. Yeah, 21 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: your new thing. People love it. Man, that's the way 22 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: to go. It's like when Snoop Dogg changed his name 23 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: Rosy Snoop Lyon or something like that. Yeah, that lasted 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: about as long as his Steelers fandom. Yeah, we'll just 25 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't go the way of Kanye when 26 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: he became yee and became like a Nazi. You don't. 27 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: You don't want to go down that road. You don't. 28 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: You want to try to avoid that as much as 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: you can, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: think any of us have anything to worry about in 31 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: regards to having that sort of meltdown. Highly unlikely. You 32 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: most likely have to do a lot of things up 33 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: in those Hollywood Hills, a lot of a lot of 34 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: pharmaceuticals up in those Hollywood Hills for that to be 35 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: the case. So before we get into the nonsense on 36 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: the podcast, I would like to point out that I 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: was not on my watch post on Thursday. I know 38 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: we had Thursday into Friday. I know we had Benny 39 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: Versus depending on that um, but just a programing. No, 40 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: as you know, I hate missing time, and but this 41 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: was scheduled in advance there's a family situation where is 42 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: no no, it's an it's a tribute to my father 43 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: who passed away a couple of years ago. And uh, 44 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: in the Jewish faith, you're supposed to have an unveiling 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: after a year. Well, actually, because of COVID, we couldn't 46 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: get everything all the ducks lined up in a row. 47 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: And plus there's some logistical issues with my my relatives, 48 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: my my brothers who lived outside the area in the 49 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: Midwest and the East coast, so everything everyone's in town. 50 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: And I felt like I would be a douche bag 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: if I didn't take some time off and spend time 52 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: with people who traveled from far away, and so that's 53 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: that's the reason. But after this weekend, I'll be back 54 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 1: to the normal nonsense and all that. So I just 55 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: want to get out of that out of the way, 56 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: and it's, you know, nothing bad. It's a tribute, and 57 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: I get to see some relatives I haven't seen a 58 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: long time. I've got people flying in from three time 59 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: zones I believe three or four time zones, so it's 60 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: pretty pretty neat to see people haven't seen in sometime. 61 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 1: With that being said, on this podcast, wait wait, don't 62 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: bury the lead. What's that? What's that? Relatives who dissed 63 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: you at Disneyland last time? Are they part of this? No, 64 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: they somehow did not make it out. They did not 65 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: did not make the trip. But there are others that 66 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: didn't diss me that have decided to make the sojourn 67 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: to the winter wonderland of southern California. So we've got 68 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: what a dinghy sea world he Man hop goes the 69 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: culture and back scratchers. So we got a lot of 70 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: content for you and you always have to listen to 71 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: And people were emailing me, Danny that we we dropped 72 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: a few bombshells at the end of the Saturday podcast 73 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: that they had to listen all the way through and 74 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: if they hadn't, if they hadn't listened to the very end, 75 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: they would have missed it. Yeah. Yeah, we really do 76 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: save the best for last. Yeah. Sometimes we screw up 77 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: and save that. We bury, don't bury the leave Mama 78 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: hand and everyone in a while, we bury lead. So 79 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: we begin this podcast with a trip back in time 80 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: the week that was this being Saturday, as we are 81 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: dropping the podcast on Saturday. You can listen whenever you want, 82 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: but this is the life of Mallard and the Life 83 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: of Danny g And I gotta tell you we are 84 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: really international men of mystery, Danny being big time radio personalities. 85 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: We're living the dream. We really are living the dream. 86 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: Actually it's kind of scary, but that was my dream. 87 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: The lesson is to dream bigger, right Danny. When you're 88 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: a kid, you know, dream of being a hedge fund 89 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: titan or something like that. But it was a wild week. 90 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: Everyone I've run across he lives in this southern California area, 91 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: has all had amazing stories. It started on a rain 92 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: soaked a night on Sunday, but it wasn't that bad. 93 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: There was some drizzle, it wasn't really that bad. There 94 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: was there was another storm that came in on Monday. 95 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,679 Speaker 1: Now I did not pay close attention to the television weather. 96 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 1: I didn't watch the weather. I did see that there 97 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: was rain on my smartphone app and so in you know, 98 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 1: as I looked at it was like, you know, it 99 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: was probably light rain. It's no big deal. I can 100 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: handle that. And also, in fairness, my wife her car 101 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: broke down again. We had another mallarmobile meltdown on the 102 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: way to work. So I did need to get out 103 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: of the house. I had to pick her up from 104 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 1: work after I got done with work, So that was 105 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: part of my motivation to leave the Mallard mansion. Nevertheless, 106 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: as you know, Danny, and you'll teach your son as 107 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: you are now, Daddy g Radio, you teach your son 108 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: when your son's older there that life is just a 109 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: series of choices, right. The ones you make now will 110 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: affect the next choices that you make. And if you 111 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: make bad choices and then you make more bad choices, 112 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: you end up in a bad situation. So I made 113 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: a really dumb decision, a tactical era, a strategic mistake, 114 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: as sun Zoo would say. And I learned a valuable 115 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: lesson that they say that rising tide raises all boats. Well, 116 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: rising water on the highway raises all cars. I learned 117 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: that very valuable lesson. It was like and I'm sure 118 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: you've got some stories on this, it was like demolition Derby, Danny. 119 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: It was a slipping slide and I'm coming all the 120 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: way from the north Woods. I got a long commute, 121 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: a very long commute, a lot of miles, a lot 122 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: of time in in l A and circumventing the highways 123 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: and byways of the l A Freeway system, which fortunately 124 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: at night when I come in, it's not too bad usually, 125 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: but you add a little rain on top and watch out. 126 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: So I'm on the If you're familiar with southern California, 127 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: those of you that most of our listeners are not 128 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: in l A, but on the one oh one Freeway, 129 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: which goes through downtown Los Angeles and slices through Hollywood 130 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: on its way to the San Fernando Valley. I was 131 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: on that part of it, which goes right through the 132 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: heart of downtown l A. And it's a very old freeway. 133 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 1: That part of it in l A is really old 134 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: and not designed for the modern automobile. And this was 135 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: one of the most terrible experiences I've ember had in 136 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: my life. I was convinced a couple of times I 137 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: was going to end up in a fiery crash, and 138 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: I didn't know whether I'd live or not. I was like, 139 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: oh my god, it was so bad. And here's how 140 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: bad it was, Danny, so right around. You're familiar with this, 141 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: so I'm in. I made it through downtown LA It 142 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: was not good, but it got even progressively. Versus I 143 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: got around Melrose sunset Hollywood like that area. I'm driving 144 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: in the middle lane. It's twenty miles an hour. Maybe 145 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 1: I think it's like fifteen twenty miles an hour. Everyone's 146 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: got their emergency flashers on. I had not seen that 147 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: level of rain in l A. I got've seen bad rain. 148 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 1: I've traveled to Buffalo and Wisconsin and Chicago and some 149 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: other places. I've seen some terrible in Boston, but I 150 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: never that's not normal in l A. I have not 151 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:39,959 Speaker 1: seen that since elnno Eleno back in the in the nineties, 152 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: a long time ago. This is call it what you want, 153 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,959 Speaker 1: bomb cyclone atmosphereic River was a lot of fucking rain, 154 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: is what it was. That's all I know. It was 155 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: a monsoon, typhoon whatever names don't matter. And so that 156 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: was really a dumb MOVI. I wear the shame the 157 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: bell of the shame bell on that that that was 158 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: a bad I'm driving through this deluge and I'm like, 159 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 1: what a dinghy. I should have brought my dinghy. I 160 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: would have been better off than in my car. And 161 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: and it's like years ago, I would have had no options. 162 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,559 Speaker 1: But now ever since COVID and and since some other 163 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: stuff that I've done. I have a home studio. Now 164 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 1: I don't have to drive in the bad weather. I 165 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: feel bad for for the guys like you know you, 166 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,079 Speaker 1: Danny and some of the other guys have no choice. 167 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: You have to be in the way like I have 168 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 1: an option and not driving in anyway. I will. I 169 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:25,200 Speaker 1: will let everyone know. I want to let all the 170 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: affiliates and all the listeners know. From now on, I'm 171 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: gonna look at my weather app Danny. If I see 172 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: heavy rain, I am bunkering in place. I am not 173 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: leaving the Mallar mansion. I have officially become a pansy. 174 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: I I have officially come a whuss. And that's it. 175 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: I guess I've become old Danny. I'm now that guy. 176 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 1: I'm now turning into my father who would never leave 177 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 1: the house when there was a drop of rain. And 178 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: I'm now becoming that guy. Yeah, you you really need 179 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: to just stay home and use your home studio when 180 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 1: there's a monsoon. You're on this podcast before, I mentioned 181 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:10,200 Speaker 1: that one lady in my neighborhood who attacks any mailman, 182 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 1: any ups driver, DHL ups, FedEx, it doesn't matter the 183 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: driver's company. She hounds these guys because she's lonely, so 184 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 1: as soon as she sees a mail carrier, poor guy 185 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: gets trapped in a conversation with her. And we have 186 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 1: overheard her glorious conversations and they all start like this, 187 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 1: can you believe this weather we're having? And my wife 188 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: he always shakes her head like that poor guy. She 189 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: she's like Jesus, I would just drive away and like 190 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: leeve her standing there because she's never shuts up. It 191 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 1: was awesome, Ben, because one of the days where the 192 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 1: rain was coming down so heavy, she was out there 193 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,559 Speaker 1: with a raincoat, still trying to talk to one of 194 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: the mail carriers. Relentless, relentless, beyond yeah the word to 195 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: describe it. She's like to wahwa, she's in a puddle 196 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 1: up to her the top of her socks. That's some persvent. 197 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: She's not on social media, like there's ways you can 198 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: talk to people. You don't have to be that tenacious 199 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: to talk to the mailman. And she must like that 200 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 1: face to face conversation. She must be a fan of that. 201 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah. So the day after, on Tuesday morning, 202 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: my school district opened back up. All right, But now 203 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 1: you know from Ben's story and from hearing about her 204 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 1: in the puddle, still attacking the mail carriers. That we 205 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,719 Speaker 1: did have a flood here in southern California. So we're 206 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: back at it for school. Tuesday morning, I get in, 207 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: I opened the campus. The janitor had worked over time, 208 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: because there was yellow tape all over the campus blocking 209 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 1: off this puddle and that puddle, and this walkway and 210 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,600 Speaker 1: that staircase. And you looked around but and it looked 211 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: like Spidy had been there shooting yellow yellow take webs. 212 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: And my first thought was, holy sh it, this is 213 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: gonna be a day that lives in infamy. A thousand 214 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: kids are about to show up and there are puddles 215 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: literally up to your thighs. This is not gonna be 216 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: an easy day or it's gonna be a fun day 217 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,560 Speaker 1: for the kids. Yeah. Yeah, this is gonna be one 218 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,560 Speaker 1: of those days where the adults are screaming their heads off. 219 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:42,200 Speaker 1: As my mom would like to say, don't make me 220 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:49,400 Speaker 1: scream my head off. You remember, I'm sure you remember 221 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: when you were a kid. I I'm sure you did 222 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: the same thing I did. Like, we didn't have a 223 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: lot of rainy days in California where I grew up. 224 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: We're in a lot of rainy days and something California. 225 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: But I remember faun only a few times it did 226 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 1: get rainy, and on recess, just fucking going for it. 227 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, looking for the deepest puddle possible. Yeah, and 228 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: then all of us kids would do the long jump. Yeah. 229 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: It was so good, so good, especially when your mom 230 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: had those cheap rubber boots she would put over your shoes. 231 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: When you had those rubber boots on, you were untouchable. 232 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: When you had those rubber boots on, your iron Man, 233 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 1: you had your suit, You had your suit on, You're 234 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: ready to go, right. My mom would always tell us, you, guys, 235 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: the water can still get in through the top of 236 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: the boots. You're still ruining your shoes and socks. Care 237 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, all right, well, I got middle schoolers, 238 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: So chances that a sixth grader is going to break 239 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: these rules and get inside these yellow tape taped off areas. 240 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what about the seventh graders. Eighth graders 241 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: probably think are too cool. It's the first day back, 242 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 1: so everybody is late. I was actually early because I 243 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: knew some ship was gonna go down the first couple 244 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: of kids arrive. Now I will change the name of 245 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,719 Speaker 1: the kids here to protect the innocent and the guilty. 246 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: David and Sam are the first to arrive. Okay, you know, 247 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 1: one of them is reading a book, the other one 248 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 1: fires up the Nintendo system that's in the classroom. Everything 249 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 1: is chill, but now I get a call to open 250 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: up the front gate for another kid that arrives, because 251 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 1: they don't open up the front gate for everybody until 252 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: seven thirty am. So I make the walk through all 253 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: these puddles. Ben It's you know, it's one of those 254 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: things where in California we can always dip and dodge, 255 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: like there's a puddle there, to the right, to the left, 256 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: you can always walk around the puddles. Rain came down 257 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 1: so crazy here. Everything was a huge puddle, so you 258 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: felt like you're in Minnesota, the Land of ten thousand Lakes. 259 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: They were like, there was no way to keep your 260 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: shoes and socks dry. So at this point, this is 261 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: my third walk to the front gate, my shoes and 262 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 1: socks are soaked, and I just gave up. At that point, 263 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's a lost cause I'm gonna have 264 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 1: to change that stuff when I get home later. Get 265 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: to the front gate, let the third kid in and 266 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: we make the walk back to my classroom. Now, usually 267 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: I could leave David and Sam in there on their 268 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: own and it wouldn't be a problem on a normal day. 269 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: But as me and the third student walk up, what 270 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: do we see? These two are out in front of 271 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: the classroom and they are both meat deep and one 272 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 1: of the puddles that has the yellow tape around it, yes, 273 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: and they are jumping up and down like little hooligans. 274 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: Ben it looked like a scene from Dances with Wolves 275 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: with outstanding, So what's your move here? You start yelling 276 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: at him, like what's the I mean, I didn't want 277 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: to be that guy, you know, because obviously that's a 278 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: fun thing for kids to see puddles that deep. I 279 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: thought to myself, they're probably never gonna see this again, 280 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: or maybe in one or what two times if they 281 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: stay here in southern California. I mean, I probably have 282 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: only seen that one other time here, and I've lived 283 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: in this area for a long time, So I didn't 284 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: want to take that joy away. You guys, First of all, 285 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: you need to stay in the classroom. Second, Sam, how 286 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 1: in the world are you gonna go to your first 287 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: class when you are that. So because I mean, he's 288 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: his jeans they looked like cutoffs now because they were 289 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: two colors, blue jeans and black from the knees down. 290 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: So did he have to do the call of shame 291 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: to his mom? And said, yeah, ding ding ding. So 292 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 1: I told him, I'm like, I'm not gonna make the call. 293 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna make the call. So I let him use 294 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,639 Speaker 1: the phone at my desk. He had to call his 295 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 1: parents to bring him a change of clothes. And he's 296 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 1: a seventh grader by the way. Yeah, so this seventh 297 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: grader went for it. He had to, uh have his 298 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: dad bring him a change of clothes. His dad must 299 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,400 Speaker 1: have loved that coming back to the school and uh 300 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 1: And luckily David had on some rubber boots that his 301 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: mom gave him and his pants weren't as wet as Sam's, 302 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: so he avoided the call of shame. But yeah, man, 303 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,919 Speaker 1: to watch those kids jumping up and down in that 304 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 1: huge puddle something I'm never gonna forget. So it was 305 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,439 Speaker 1: like SeaWorld basically, right. It was like it was it 306 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: was like two whales in the water. Wow, that's outstanding 307 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 1: down by the schoolyard. I wanted to go back. After 308 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,920 Speaker 1: my adventure on Noah's Ark, Danny and we talked about 309 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 1: you had a similar experience with hydroplaning, right you were 310 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: driving in You're telling me that off the off the air, 311 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,880 Speaker 1: but the torrential rain. So I don't work complaining about 312 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: the weather like total you know, you know what, losers. 313 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: But when I did get to the studio, I had 314 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: a couple of hiccups, and I have a feeling that 315 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,680 Speaker 1: my hiccups affected you, Danny, all right, and and Cavino 316 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: and Rich and I'm gonna come clean here. This is 317 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: like a confessional, is what this is? All right? So 318 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 1: I had a pretty interesting night. I don't think of 319 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: myself as the strongest guy in the world now. As always, 320 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: when I show up on a Sunday night into a 321 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,360 Speaker 1: Monday morning, I am greeted, And you know this because 322 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,360 Speaker 1: used to work that shift, greeted by the rich aroma 323 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:56,199 Speaker 1: of rotting flesh, rotting trash. It is the smell that 324 00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 1: I associate with those studios, the smell of raw, h 325 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 1: random food from the weekend. And I don't know what 326 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: these people are eating on the weekends. I don't know 327 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: you're there during the weekends. Sometimes but it's it's some 328 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:15,120 Speaker 1: combination of chicken, beef, fish and spices and vegetables rotting 329 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: by the time I get in, and it's just fascinating cans. 330 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: So I am so used to that smell. I feel 331 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,919 Speaker 1: like I worked for the sanitation department. I mean, I hear, 332 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 1: I get that smell every week. So needless to say, 333 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,800 Speaker 1: pee you you know that what stinks and and all that. 334 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: So I cruise in and I start the weekday line 335 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: up after Chris Plank and and Arnie Spanish a couple 336 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 1: of my guys, uh the wonderful job on Sunday night. 337 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 1: And after they get done, a stinking genius turns off 338 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: the mic. I flipped the lights. I try to flip 339 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,600 Speaker 1: the lights on to set the mood prior to the 340 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 1: top of the hour when I start the show eleven 341 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: o'clock in the west. Who I am in the east? 342 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: So I noticed the light next to my chair are 343 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,640 Speaker 1: where I normally sit on the far end of the studio, 344 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 1: is not on, and I'm flipping the switch back and 345 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,040 Speaker 1: forth and it's not turned on. So I'm I'm looking 346 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,959 Speaker 1: around the room and I'm processing everything, and I'm like, okay, 347 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 1: I'm tall enough. This is one of my advantages. Use 348 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,440 Speaker 1: your strengths. So I'm like, I'll just stand up straight 349 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: and I'll reach up and I'll twist the light because 350 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: it's probably just a little loose, and I'll twist the 351 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,479 Speaker 1: light and that'll fix it. So I get over to 352 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: where I need to go. I stand up, I stretched 353 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: my arm out, I grabbed the light. These are very 354 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: hot lights. But it wasn't working. So I was like, 355 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: who cares? So I grabbed the light and I twisted 356 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 1: a little bit, and then I go back to turn 357 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,159 Speaker 1: it on and it doesn't work. So I'm like, all right, 358 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,879 Speaker 1: maybe I need to twist it the other way. So 359 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: I go back and I attempt to twist it the 360 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:54,720 Speaker 1: other way. At this point, Danny, I grabbed, I twisted, 361 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: and boom, the thing falls off in my hands from 362 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 1: the sea. I've not I've now ripped the damn light 363 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 1: off the ceiling and um, and so you know, I'm like, well, 364 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 1: this is wonderful, right, And so this is like a 365 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,680 Speaker 1: minute before the show starts. I'm like, oh boy, I 366 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 1: tried to get it back. I would not go back on. 367 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: So now we get to the show and I do 368 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: the show that's fine, the show works whatever. And then 369 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,200 Speaker 1: we get to the end of the show and I'm 370 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,679 Speaker 1: cleaning up my notes and my papers and my my 371 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,159 Speaker 1: headphones and my mic condom and all this crap, the 372 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: random ship that I bring as we curse on the podcast. 373 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,879 Speaker 1: I'm closing out my computer. I'm closing out all the windows. 374 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm getting things ready for Jonas, Knox, LaVar Arrington, and 375 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 1: Brady Quit. Brady was actually intent. He usually does the 376 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 1: show from Florida, but he was in town, so as 377 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: I am, I'm pushing the microphone back where it needs 378 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,879 Speaker 1: to be for Jonas, and it's a little crooked, so 379 00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 1: I had to twist the microphone. I think. Know what happened? Yeah, 380 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 1: I didn't know. You didn't though, So I had to 381 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 1: twist the microphone. Right, So I twist the microphone, and 382 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:12,640 Speaker 1: somehow I I turned into either he Man or Quasi 383 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,879 Speaker 1: Modo or the abominable snow Man. I was the YETI 384 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,119 Speaker 1: I was Goliath. I was all of these things. Suddenly 385 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: I find myself holding the thousand dollar microphone in my 386 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: hand as it is falling off the mic arm. So 387 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: then I'm thinking. Initially, Danny, I'm thinking, well, that's fine, 388 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 1: I'll just put it back on the mine. But then 389 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 1: the plastic, it's cheap, shitty plastic from God only knows 390 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: where the plastic had snapped, So no idea. I did 391 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 1: not use that much force. I know. I like to 392 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: brag about how, you know, I'm the size of a 393 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 1: mack truck and all that, but I literally just used 394 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:03,200 Speaker 1: a little force the thing comes falling off. So I 395 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: guess I, like he Man, I had super human strength 396 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,439 Speaker 1: and the endurance and all that, and I didn't have 397 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:15,160 Speaker 1: to hoist the gray skull castle or anything like that. 398 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 1: But this was some kind of interdimensional portal, Danny, because 399 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell happened in the span 400 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: of four hours. I too, I took down a light 401 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: and the microphone and so. But but you know, Danny, 402 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: this is like two minutes before Jonas is about to start, 403 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: and there's no chance to switch out to mic arm 404 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: So poor Jonas I felt like such an asshole. He 405 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: had to spend his entire show holding the mic because 406 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,679 Speaker 1: there was no way to do it. So let me 407 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 1: interject for a second, because now we're on the air 408 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:54,439 Speaker 1: for Coveno and Rich Rich is having a microphone issue. 409 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure he is having a microphone and Ramos, 410 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: you know, wantsome He didn't know it was you, but 411 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:18,960 Speaker 1: he tells, yes, some idiot broke mike too, so Rich 412 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,919 Speaker 1: sounded what we call in the industry crunchy. Anything he 413 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: said was distorted. Now now hold, I did not the 414 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,600 Speaker 1: mic was fine. It was the mic arm. I don't 415 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 1: did they tape it back together something? Something also went 416 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,160 Speaker 1: bad with the microphone, okay, because Carris was called in 417 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,120 Speaker 1: and you know that's bad news. When the uh yeah, 418 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: I don't even know his title, but one of the 419 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 1: one of the guys there when it comes to uh 420 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: remote and the head engineers, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he coordinates 421 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 1: the engineering there at our network. Whenever you call him 422 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: early in the morning, he wants you to call him 423 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: immediately if something goes wrong. But the moment you call him, 424 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 1: he breathes really heavy into the phone. He's like, did 425 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,480 Speaker 1: you do it? Was it like that? When you got there? 426 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: That's what he says. A really fun guy to call. 427 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 1: And situations like this, Ramos is explaining to me the 428 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: mic arm problem and now there's an actual microphone problem 429 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,280 Speaker 1: because Karas switched it out and he had to do 430 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,520 Speaker 1: this and do that, but now Rich's voice was distorted. 431 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: Ramo says, well, I'll talk to him tomorrow. They finally 432 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,400 Speaker 1: got to it Ben For two shows in a row, 433 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: Rich Davis's voice sounded crunchy and just started. And Harris 434 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: was in there on our show trying to fix the 435 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 1: armed thing again and switch off the microphone, and he 436 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: was shaking his head and sighing and breathing really heavy, 437 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 1: and all of this it happened because of you, and 438 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: I had no idea. Well, in my defense that that 439 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,440 Speaker 1: was not an intentional act that was that was called 440 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 1: it an accident. Uh And but yeah, it was that feeling, 441 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,400 Speaker 1: that moment, Danny, when I went to adjusting, like I'm 442 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: doing a good mitzvah for Jonas, I'm I'm cleaning up 443 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,159 Speaker 1: the studio, I'm fixing the mic and I twist the 444 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,960 Speaker 1: mic and the thing comes off in my hand. I'm 445 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,120 Speaker 1: like I'm holding and I'm like, you gotta be joking, man, 446 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: There's no way I'm not Hercules here. What is going on? 447 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to commission one more nickname for you, 448 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 1: something like the studio Destroyer. I guess, I guess, But man, 449 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: maybe maybe I have a six pack abs or something 450 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: like that now, and I'm I'm like a beefcake. Wrong. 451 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 1: All right, we'll move on from that. But that was 452 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: the interesting studios. Maybe they'll just ask me to stay 453 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 1: home because I break too much shit. Curious will be like, hey, 454 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 1: you know, don't come in here anymore. Just keep it 455 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,520 Speaker 1: your home studio. You know you're you're Austin is too 456 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: much money. When they open our brand new studio in 457 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: a few weeks, will probably not allow you in it. Yeah, yeah, 458 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 1: I mean it's probably better that way. It's probably better 459 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 1: that way. So pop goes the culture. That means ohio, 460 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:29,639 Speaker 1: aw strike up the band for our guy, ohioowojoojo. Alright, wonderful. 461 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: So we'll do a few of these. We don't we 462 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: don't have too much time left. We'll do a few 463 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,120 Speaker 1: of these things. These are pop culture stories that caught 464 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,959 Speaker 1: my attention during the week. Brian Cranston, you've heard of him, right, 465 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,439 Speaker 1: kind of a big deal in Hollywood at of course, 466 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 1: breaking bad, Breaking Bad. So he did the Conan O'Brien podcast. 467 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,960 Speaker 1: I guess he's got a poke because I think he 468 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,720 Speaker 1: does a little better than us. But Brian Cranston was 469 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,879 Speaker 1: on the Conan O'Brian podcast and randomly, out of nowhere, 470 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,119 Speaker 1: told the story about how he lost his virginity to 471 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 1: an austri In prostitute at a whore house in Austria. 472 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,360 Speaker 1: That was interesting. His family was proud to hear that story. Yeah, yeah, 473 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: no he was. He told like in great detail about 474 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: how he didn't have enough money chicken out, and then 475 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: I guess the woman felt pity on him and just 476 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: took a deal and it took his took his money. 477 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: You had this weird Rod Stewart story that popped back up. 478 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that one this week 479 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 1: where I guess it's an old story but I didn't 480 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,439 Speaker 1: hear about it, and popped back up on the radar 481 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,719 Speaker 1: where he back in the day in the eighties and 482 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 1: he would do the cocaine. But of course it's actually 483 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: Elon Musk kind of activated this because he sent out 484 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: a tweet about it. Rod Stewart he he had a 485 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 1: cocaine habit, but he was worried about his voice and 486 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: he knew that he did a lot of cocaine it 487 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: would mess up his nose and his voice, and so 488 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: instead of using it the old fashioned way, through the nose. Well, 489 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: I guess he did use it the old fashioned way. 490 00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: What's the other way, Danny, that one can consume coke sane? 491 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: Some people smoke it. No, No, how about the through 492 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 1: the back door? Danny? How about I don't even know. 493 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: I don't even know how else you can use cocaine. 494 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: Well I didn't either until I read this story. But yeah, 495 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: Rod Stewart, he loved the cocaine in the eighties as 496 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: a rock star. But he did it. He would put 497 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: it in Oh no, yeah, we put in a little 498 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: capsules and then right up the kista, right up the 499 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: poop shoot right there in the h Yeah. As little kids, 500 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: we knew from Crocodile Johnde that you could put it 501 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: into hot water and stir it up to help the 502 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,640 Speaker 1: guy's cold. Remember, Yeah, yeah, sure, But man, Rod Stewart, 503 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: man back in the eighties, how that? Man? What else today? 504 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: Do you need the cocaine that badly? If you're gonna 505 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,560 Speaker 1: go to that level? I mean, I'm just saying, I'm 506 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: just you know, that's a that's no longer your number 507 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:16,640 Speaker 1: one drug choice, that's your number two drug choice. Yeah. Hello, uh, 508 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: here's what that that famous mean of the it's the 509 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: little kid, a little black kid who's he's holding a 510 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,400 Speaker 1: Popeye's cup. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the kid in the 511 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,960 Speaker 1: orange shirt. Yeah yeah, did you see this kid? He's 512 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,720 Speaker 1: a college football players, an offensive lineman. And he sent 513 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,480 Speaker 1: out he sent out a comment on on Instagram and 514 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: Twitter and about how he's all grown up now and 515 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 1: he's in college and all that, and he got an 516 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,719 Speaker 1: n I L deal from Popeye's because of it. That's perfect, right, 517 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 1: they kind of a check they should crazy. Yeah, the 518 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: kid looks as he's probably early maybe late teens, early twenties. 519 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: He looks just like you would imagine, like he's grown up. 520 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: He's a he's a you know, he's a cute fat kid. 521 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 1: Now he's you know, he looks like he's been offensive line. 522 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,479 Speaker 1: He's a big guy. This ruins it. Though. I like 523 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,840 Speaker 1: it when TV kids stay as TV kids forever. I 524 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: don't like that where are they now? I don't want 525 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: to see what they look like now. Like remember that 526 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: liar liar thing we saw from that online magazine, oh 527 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 1: the tabloids in London and yeah, yeah, yeah that was 528 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: yeah that kid that was liar liar. He he looks 529 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 1: like a Canadian football player. Now, yeah, it's odd how 530 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 1: that works. I wish I could pull off those suits. 531 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: Pretty pretty wild. Yeah, so the meme guy grew up 532 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 1: in cashed in Chiching to Ching to Ching. I saw 533 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: Tom Hanks did an interview this week. He was complaining 534 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,800 Speaker 1: he was upset with people who accuse his family of 535 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:08,480 Speaker 1: nepotism and uh. But his argument was, it's the family business, 536 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 1: right that That's what you know, Like if you have 537 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 1: a you've got your kid in the oven there, Danny, 538 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,960 Speaker 1: and when your kid gets out, if your kid wants 539 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: to be in radio or podcasting, that would be the 540 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: family business and you could like lead him on the way. 541 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,160 Speaker 1: And I I don't know about that with Hanks now, 542 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 1: but because the way the way I understand Hollywood, it's like, 543 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 1: once you're associated with Tom Hanks, doors are open for 544 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: you that would not be open for Joe Blow. You 545 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 1: still got to do the work though, and you still 546 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 1: need to be talented on screen, Like his son is 547 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,040 Speaker 1: very talented. Now if he sucked, then you could say, 548 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: well it's because he's Tom Hanks's son. Yeah, but that's 549 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: like the difference in sports, if you're Michael Jordan's kid. 550 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,960 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's kid didn't make the NBA, Magic Johnson's kids. 551 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: You know, it's like you now, there aren't. Scottie Pippen's 552 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,040 Speaker 1: kid is a fringe NBA player. But it's not like 553 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I feel like it's easier with acting. And 554 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: it's possibly because I think saying, anybody could be a 555 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: good actor. Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 556 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,520 Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm saying. It's I don't think it's 557 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 1: that difficult, Like I don't. I mean, because the way 558 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,160 Speaker 1: acting has done. These did Now there are some roles 559 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 1: that are over the top and all that, But yeah, 560 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: I don't. I think that it's that are playing in 561 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 1: the NBA and scoring thirty points a game. I think 562 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: it's easier to be an actor. But what do I know. 563 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just do Weekend the Oscar nominee. Yeah, 564 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: last one on the pop goes the culture. Did you 565 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: see the excitement, the pandemonium in the state of Tennessee. 566 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 1: The governor announced that Blank would be opening up. It's 567 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: a restaurant. Did you see this restaurant? Will be I 568 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: saw a couple of my friends who live in that 569 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: state hosting this on Facebook. Yeah, they are bringing the 570 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,359 Speaker 1: first in and out burger, a staple of California, La, 571 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,759 Speaker 1: La Land, and it is heading to the Eastern time zone. 572 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,920 Speaker 1: That is the first we are told in and out 573 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,480 Speaker 1: burger on the eastern part of the United States. And 574 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: can you imagine, Danny, Like we live in l A 575 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,400 Speaker 1: every in and out Burger I go around, there's a 576 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: line any time of the day. Imagine that the ex 577 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,960 Speaker 1: Californians that left the People's Republic of California that live 578 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 1: in the South or within somewhat reasonable driving distance, can 579 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: you think about how long the line is going to 580 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,759 Speaker 1: be at that in and out burger? And quite a 581 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:56,319 Speaker 1: few ex Californians moved to the state of Tennessee. Like 582 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: even personally, we know friends and I'm some extended family 583 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 1: who all moved to Nashville during COVID. Oh yeah we 584 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,359 Speaker 1: I I know so many people that live in now 585 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:12,919 Speaker 1: in the South Tennessee, Florida, Georgia, Texas is another big one. Yeah, 586 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,680 Speaker 1: we have lots of Like if I go on a 587 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,560 Speaker 1: road trip to the South, I know a bunch of 588 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,360 Speaker 1: people now, Like people I used to work with in 589 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 1: radio friends of mine from different jobs I've had over 590 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,520 Speaker 1: the years. So and it's like when a lion s 591 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 1: has a taste for human blood, all still eat ben 592 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,759 Speaker 1: So you know those people, they crave in and out. 593 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 1: They were freaking out on Facebook and social media. So 594 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: you talk about lines, it's not just a regular line 595 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,160 Speaker 1: of cars. It's a line around the block and it 596 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,439 Speaker 1: goes into the main street. Can you imagine what that 597 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 1: line is gonna be, Like, it's gonna be the size 598 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,120 Speaker 1: of a whale. It's gonna blue whale. It's gonna be 599 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:56,359 Speaker 1: astronomically massive. Ridunculus is what it's gonna be. And it's 600 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 1: not the same. Like I know the comparison, the comp 601 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,839 Speaker 1: would be can California. We have five guys, but I've 602 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: never been to a five guys that has a line 603 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: at the door. I have not seen it. Yeah, it 604 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: is pricey. And they took the peanuts away once COVID started. 605 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if they're back. It took the peanuts away. 606 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,360 Speaker 1: I'd go in there and eat peanuts for ten minutes 607 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,400 Speaker 1: and I'd fill myself up and eat a small burger. 608 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,440 Speaker 1: Everybody knows that you get COVID from peanuts clearly, although 609 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 1: you're you're gonna die from the yeah. Uh. And then 610 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: the other one is Calvers, which I love. Calver's is 611 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,160 Speaker 1: not where I am. It's a Midwestern like in and 612 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,920 Speaker 1: out Wisconsin place. They have the cheese kurds. But I 613 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 1: get my fixed when I go to Arizona. So in fact, 614 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: I text my my cousin I said, I said this week, 615 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: I said, I'll probably come visiting you around the super 616 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,480 Speaker 1: Bowl and I'll uh, I'll see you and I'll go 617 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: get some some cheese curds. That's what I will. I 618 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,799 Speaker 1: will beginning there. All right, we have backscratcher real quick. 619 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 1: We'll get down on back scratcher. Did we have Danny 620 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 1: no reviews, one review, two reviews, or none of the above. 621 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one review this week, Danny g You 622 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 1: are incorrect. We had three three reviews this week. We're 623 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,120 Speaker 1: blowing up, all right. First one from and these are 624 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,640 Speaker 1: actual reviews by actual consumers of the podcast. You know 625 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,279 Speaker 1: how you read Amazon. There's bullshit on there that's not real. 626 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,839 Speaker 1: These are real human beings. These are people that have jobs, 627 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 1: that have families, that have pets that get out of bed. 628 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,359 Speaker 1: Put one sock on at the time. The whole thing 629 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,040 Speaker 1: p and poop. Also, I believe they ship and they piss. Also, 630 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: James in Arkansas writes in and he give us five stars, 631 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 1: Danny five stars. He says, it seems to me it 632 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,000 Speaker 1: is poor management if your bosses depend on podcast reviews 633 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,399 Speaker 1: to decide if you have a good show. It's a 634 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:06,920 Speaker 1: five star podcast, asked suits, what a bunch of overpromoted morons. Wait, 635 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: you can't say that in the reviews they read those, 636 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,880 Speaker 1: You're fired. How about James taking a cheap shot at 637 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: our bosses? That's outstanding. Good job by you, James. We 638 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,799 Speaker 1: did not tell you to do that, right, Danny, We 639 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,160 Speaker 1: had nothing to do with James, absolutely nothing to do 640 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 1: with that. Uh. Speaking of bosses, I should have probably 641 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 1: used this earlier in the show. I got the weird 642 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,719 Speaker 1: phone call, that awkward phone called Danny from our bosses 643 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,319 Speaker 1: cousin who's a big fan of Fox Sports Radio in Minnesota, 644 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,560 Speaker 1: who the show she's lists. She listens from time to time, 645 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: and she called into the show. And so, as always, 646 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,080 Speaker 1: if the cousin of the boss calls in, what happens Danny? 647 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,359 Speaker 1: They get as much air time as they want. We 648 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 1: we blow out the clock and they can talk and 649 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 1: talk and talk. And I saw some Twitter traffic about this, 650 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,319 Speaker 1: and I wondered what everybody was tweeting about. Now I know, Yeah, 651 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 1: I blew past the break about seven minutes and we 652 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: just let her talk about random stuff. And uh, and 653 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,960 Speaker 1: I'll keep my job for another year. Uh. J D writes, 654 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,720 Speaker 1: and he says, great show, Ben and Danny, you brighten 655 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: up the weekend. How great is that we brighten up 656 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 1: this guy's weekend. It's nuts and meat, That's what it is. Wonderful, 657 00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: all right, last one we'll get out on this, mom man. 658 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: Jason and Rocky Mountain Virginia headline on this says, the 659 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,799 Speaker 1: best guys. As you know, I am a long time 660 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,720 Speaker 1: listener and have taken the Militia oath. The fifth hour 661 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,959 Speaker 1: is simply the best. I look forward to it all 662 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,600 Speaker 1: week and you kill it every time. Definitely ten stars. 663 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 1: If they had the option, uh five stars, uh plus 664 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,000 Speaker 1: two or what I got five for me and five 665 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 1: for you? There you go. He says, they don't have 666 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,279 Speaker 1: the option for day, but anyway, I get what you're 667 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,440 Speaker 1: saying there, Jason, thank you for that. Jason, A hat 668 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,880 Speaker 1: benefactor he sent me the one of the Red Sox 669 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,319 Speaker 1: minor League affiliates there in Virginia, so I have that 670 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,160 Speaker 1: in my in my rotation. Anything your momode here, Danny. 671 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: We've got NFL playoff Action playoffs. Yeah, yeah, it is Saturday. 672 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,680 Speaker 1: That means I'm go to go in have some fun 673 00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,880 Speaker 1: on the air with Jonas Knox from eleven am to 674 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,759 Speaker 1: one pm West Coast time, and then right after that 675 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,160 Speaker 1: Steve Hartman and I from saloon. Make sure those guys 676 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,879 Speaker 1: don't leave any rotting food in the trash, and don't 677 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,319 Speaker 1: break the microphones. I know they're all swollen over there, 678 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 1: and they're all buffed and all that, and they're built 679 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:38,319 Speaker 1: like me, like a tank, so try not. There's a 680 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,279 Speaker 1: sign on the second mic arm that was put in 681 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,720 Speaker 1: its place that you broke. It says do not touch. 682 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,120 Speaker 1: Stay away from Calamity Mallard. Please stay away, stay was 683 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 1: stay was stay away. And Danny, you, of course you're 684 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 1: not gonna tell management. You're not gonna wrap me out, right. 685 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,440 Speaker 1: This is our little secret, and I know they all 686 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,000 Speaker 1: listen to this. This is our little secret right there. 687 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,759 Speaker 1: I would never tell a soul until he gets in 688 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,560 Speaker 1: on Monday. Yeah, you're not gonna get on with Cavino, 689 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,200 Speaker 1: and Rich said, wait, you guys are gonna believe this one. 690 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:17,400 Speaker 1: Wait till you hear what I found out. Alright, anyway, 691 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,240 Speaker 1: have a great day today. Thank you for supporting the podcast. 692 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,520 Speaker 1: You guys are the greatest and when we will catch 693 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:27,960 Speaker 1: you on Sunday with the mail bag. Asta pasta, I 694 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,000 Speaker 1: gotta murder, Gotta go.