WEBVTT - Calvin Done Lost His Mind

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject I couldn't give her a baby, but he did,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank Cita set up. Thank you. Well, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>moving on and trying to go back to the phones

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<v Speaker 1>one day, but we're gonna need to break after her.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we'll get to the strawberry letter in a minute. First,

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got now? Oh, well, you know, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to go roll with today's praying phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>SA road is built for adventure, with five different drive

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<v Speaker 1>modes that can take you anywhere. So let's go roll.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you all a little quick road store.

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<v Speaker 1>Just about three years ago, I got a text. I

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<v Speaker 1>hit a link on the text, I opened it up

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<v Speaker 1>and it tells me how you know this? This came

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<v Speaker 1>from Will Packer And he lets me know how he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you know he got all these shows from Happen

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<v Speaker 1>on on And I'm like, hey, man, congratulations to your brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep doing what you're doing. And then he gives me

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<v Speaker 1>a call and he's just Tommy. I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. Man, Hey, man, it's time to go

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<v Speaker 1>to work, baby. I said, what's you? What's you? What

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about? Will? Come on, man, I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to come host this show. I was like, come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>don't prank me. Do not prank me like that. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>hurt me like this. Don't do this to me. Will

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<v Speaker 1>He's sitting all tom me. We've been to go to work. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I fell on my knees and cried. Y'all, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you go row? Right? All right now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go ignorant for you right after going row Calvin.

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<v Speaker 1>That allows his mind. Calvin, that allows his mind. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>cat doc he Hello, I'm trying to reach a bre Please.

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<v Speaker 1>This is free Hi Brady. This is officer from the

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas Police Department. Okay, wanted to give you a call. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We have your husband, Mr Calvin. Is there any way

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<v Speaker 1>you can actually come down to the police station today? Calvin?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he Calvin? Okay? We have Calvin. He's been picked

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<v Speaker 1>up for a Class C MR demeanor and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you're able to pick him up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to press charges. There is a two dollar

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<v Speaker 1>fine that needs to be paid. But well, I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>you a call. He asked me to call his wife

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you would actually come and pick him up.

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<v Speaker 1>So a two dollar fine, Yes, we do need a

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred fifty dollar five okay, lord, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have it. I'm not to call his mom

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<v Speaker 1>and get it. What is he there for? Uh? He

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<v Speaker 1>was in decent exposure, ma'am. He was in a park.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar with Lakeside Park? Yeah? Okay, he was

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<v Speaker 1>out at Lakeside Park and he was in decent exposure.

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<v Speaker 1>He had no clothes on. He was with another person,

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<v Speaker 1>another female, out there, and they had no clothes on.

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<v Speaker 1>You had maken a big mistake because Calvin supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be at work. That's what hell. Calvi was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be a car. So you're saying that you saw him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a detective. That was actually police officer man

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<v Speaker 1>that actually brought them in. They're both were brought in here,

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<v Speaker 1>um about two hours ago. He's been processed. He has

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<v Speaker 1>been processed, but we need somebody to actually come pick

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<v Speaker 1>him up. Now take this get okay, we'll kill me. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the tool of the female? What's the female name?

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<v Speaker 1>Er too. She has been arrested. She's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of the jail. She's on the woman women's side. Name.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not have her name in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be able to have that a little later

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<v Speaker 1>or um, but right now, I think more importantly he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually sitting in a holding tank with with no

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<v Speaker 1>clothes on. So I, I mean, Calvin then lost this

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<v Speaker 1>guy nine. I'm not coming to pick him up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me carry you what you need to be killing Calvin.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to tell Calvin that he need to come

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<v Speaker 1>up with two hundred and fifty dollars to get something

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<v Speaker 1>you just got itself in. And then you need to

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<v Speaker 1>come up with some more money to take for this

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<v Speaker 1>divorce because I'm handing him the tapers and you tell him, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah'll do us all. I'm gonna call his mama. She

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<v Speaker 1>could come to this. I know well, Calvin every said no,

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<v Speaker 1>walk this clothes down the way he gets this one

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<v Speaker 1>brother guy to see that. You know that's what they're

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<v Speaker 1>taken now, you know what. Yeah, We'll call this mom

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna tell she ain't gonna believe me because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to bring her don't know if she always

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<v Speaker 1>on the side and see he always on his side.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to take her on up there and

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<v Speaker 1>see her fro with his up that naked and then

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then she hit him, explaining that yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but he come you kill and make sure you tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he getting something about the situation. I'm not coming

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<v Speaker 1>to get him and he ain't bring it, thank you, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>uh ms ms breed, all right, I just got some

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<v Speaker 1>paperwork in here about who the actual female here he

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested with. She was also out there at Lakeside

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<v Speaker 1>Park and uh, let's see here. It seems like we've

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<v Speaker 1>gotta miss Francis Francis. Uh Francis you sure you found

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<v Speaker 1>a Francis? Yes, ma'am? Are you I'm sorry? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know of Francis? Yes, I'm Francis. That's my sister. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>can I say something else about your sister? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this? Francis has got me to prank for

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call you baby. This is nephew tim Me from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Breathe you just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your sister Frances. Oh lord, if I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I did to done on this. I can't tell you, Francis,

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<v Speaker 1>I would get ready to come up there and all boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know, damn well, Cavin was up there naked.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not doing it like that. I mean, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>even moving to get along on me. I'm like, is

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<v Speaker 1>that what I'm all about? Really? Right? I ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>time of fall this. I'm gonna get thank you though.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you something, bree baby? What's what's the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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<v Speaker 1>If you listen, I'm okay, all right here, nothing can

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<v Speaker 1>lost his damn man somewhere with his pants around his

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<v Speaker 1>ain't hell. I'm supposed to have his said work. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Calvin supposed to be. Tell them to come up

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<v Speaker 1>with that two and some more for the divorce, for

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<v Speaker 1>the divorce, because I'm not don't come back here at all,

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<v Speaker 1>back in front of the microphone that goes down and

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<v Speaker 1>starts tonight. Uptown Comedy Club in Atlanta g A to tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>They sold out, to tomorrow, they sold out Friday. I

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<v Speaker 1>have added the show with seven thirty Come get you something.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew is in town COVID nineteen safe. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have you spread out all across the room, laugh in

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<v Speaker 1>your mask. How about that that that go to hook?

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh in your mask, laughing in your man. Hey, stay safe,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you one okay, let's stay safe laughing. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to save yourself. You tack your hands down,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you want it for laughing your mask? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what it's gonna happen? No time? Did they have

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<v Speaker 1>to wear mask in there? No, they don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>wear mask in They don't have to wear mask. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be spread all the way out. So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like if if me, you and Shirley went together, we're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at one table in a week eight good eight

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<v Speaker 1>feeting away from the next tape. So they spread out. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you come together, you can sit together. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, okay, I got it. So y'all was in

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<v Speaker 1>the car together anyway, So if you got COVID, your

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<v Speaker 1>ass was in the car right right, you had it

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<v Speaker 1>for you got in the room. Let's ride together checking

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<v Speaker 1>in together. Yeah, we need some laughter right now? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any Corona jokes for him this weekend time?

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Steve? That's prod. But for them. Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>corona being in the house with my wife since February. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot to talk about home school and

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<v Speaker 1>watching my wife be a teacher at her as. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't I got a lot going on. She's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>me neither careful boy, Well, they're sold out. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. Thanks doing COVID. We're gonna talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Oh, it's a lot that went down and

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<v Speaker 1>all twenty two of my COVID testing because I've been

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<v Speaker 1>tested twenty two times, y'all. Yeah, take your show, Ready

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<v Speaker 1>to Love, Just to take a right strawberry letter coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next. I couldn't give her a baby, but he could.

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