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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.

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Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Petiggins calling

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Speaker 2: from elementary. I'm the assistant to the vice principal here

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Speaker 2: and I was looking for Writer's mom and Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Writer. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, he's fine, No need for alarm. But I

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Speaker 2: did feel the need to call you to go over

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Speaker 2: something that I was made aware of today involving your

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Speaker 2: son Writer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Well, I was alerted of the Halloween costume that he's

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Speaker 2: planning on wearing to school.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If you've got the list of rules if he took

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Speaker 2: that home or not. You know, sometimes the kids forget

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Speaker 2: to bring things home, but it is definitely not approved. No,

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Speaker 2: it's a big no.

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Speaker 1: No Captain America.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have a strict no superhero policy here. If

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Speaker 2: a child wants to mess here, we do have an

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Speaker 2: alternate option. They may go as a peaceful protester. That'd

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Speaker 2: be a flannel shirt, some distress jeans, and an earth

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Speaker 2: toned beanie, but no signs.

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Speaker 1: Are you joke?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm sorry. It's just that superheroes can

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Speaker 2: sometimes be very polarizing, especially one that is the representative

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Speaker 2: of a country, because we try to you know, represent

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Speaker 2: everybody here. So yes, if you can get together a

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Speaker 2: flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an earth toned beanie

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Speaker 2: in time, he could go as a peaceful protester, which

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Speaker 2: basically is a superhero. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I won't be doing that, but okay, I thought

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Speaker 1: a superhero would be great. You know, I was trying

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Speaker 1: to stay away from like the gory stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, yeah, we definitely don't want that either. But

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Speaker 2: he's more than welcome to you be a peaceful protester.

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Speaker 2: I can go over the other options for you as well.

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Speaker 2: If he wants to be some sort of a vampire

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Speaker 2: or something like that, we're also not doing that. But

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Speaker 2: if he wants to be a pirate, he can go

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Speaker 2: as a nutritional advocate promoting a blood free diet as

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Speaker 2: to not get kids. You know, thinking about drinking blood

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Speaker 2: and things like that is just gross.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, we won't be doing that.

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Speaker 2: You worry probiotics with them or something like that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: now you know there's also a pirate.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ye, maybe we'll do that.

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Speaker 2: If a child wants to go as a pirate. We

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Speaker 2: are frowning on any sort of pirate costuming. They can

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Speaker 2: go as a nautical adventure enthusiast, maybe bring some seashells

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Speaker 2: with them and promote ocean conservation.

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Speaker 1: It's fun nautical enthusiast. That's not a pirate. He's not

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Speaker 1: going to bring shells to school. That's not a costume.

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Speaker 1: None of the things you mentioned sound like a costume.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, we're trying to have a very inclusive

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Speaker 2: Halloween this year. For example, I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: heard me talk about the nutritional advocate promoting a blood

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Speaker 2: free diet.

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Speaker 1: I got no.

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Speaker 2: He could come and walk around the school and talk

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Speaker 2: about how important it is to have a good gut microbiome.

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Speaker 1: That's a good costume, A good good I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what that is. Kids don't even know what that is. Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't need to know about that. Yeah, pre probiotics,

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Speaker 1: it's not important yet, let him be kidded. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what we find is the problem with a

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Speaker 2: lot of Halloween costumes. They're very insensitive and they can

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Speaker 2: be spooky. We just like to take everybody's feelings into consideration.

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Speaker 2: No fairy tale characters either. Instead, they can go as

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Speaker 2: a literary character enthusiast, so they can bring a book

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Speaker 2: with them of their favorite sail.

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Speaker 1: That's not a costume. No one's an enthusiast of these things.

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Speaker 1: Stop it. I don't care what you say. He's coming

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Speaker 1: as Captain America. It's a great costume, and that's going

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Speaker 1: to be his way of peacefully protesting. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: that's a superhero, right, He's going to be peacefully protesting

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Speaker 1: your Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Maan, we will have to send him home unless he

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Speaker 2: wants to put on a final T shirt, some Distress

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Speaker 2: Jans and an earthtone beanie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hanging out now. I'm calling the superintendent because

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Speaker 1: this is rigiu. I feel like I'm on a TV show.

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Speaker 1: This is the strangest thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: Before you hang up, I want to let you know

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Speaker 2: this is actually Doubil from the Jubile Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone prank on you and your husband set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, thanks God. I thought I was going insane,

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Speaker 1: the school was going insane, and oh my god.

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Speaker 2: He's even working hard on getting here, so I'm all

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Speaker 2: ready to be Captain America. I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was ridiculous. I couldn't believe although

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Speaker 1: enthusiasts you guys are throwing at me, all the kids

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Speaker 1: are being enthusiast. Wake up every morning with jubile phone.

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Speaker 1: Franks