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Speaker 1: Do your bowels suddenly spring to life in bookstores?

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. This is

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Speaker 2: the silliest little podcast ever was. And yes, Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 1: Don't put a don't put your lantern under a bushel.

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Speaker 2: Kit features everything necessary to make this unholy merger of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, also available for health health nuts out there, Hidden

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Speaker 1: Just so you know that it's requiring me to create

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Speaker 2: such a disaster. And I found that the Guardian wrote

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Speaker 2: an article by Brian Breaker and there are a couple

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Speaker 2: names in it. So I'm just going to read this

435
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: little piece with very little shade. Thousands of event goers

436
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Speaker 2: were forced to wait in epically long lines to ball

437
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: small plates of local delicacies. Drink lines were even longer,

438
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Speaker 2: and the special ticketing system to purchase select beer and

439
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 2: wine broke down completely all day Saturday. Quote. I thought

440
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Speaker 2: I was going to be a music and food place,

441
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: and I waited over an hour for a burger, complained

442
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 2: John Weissberg, who came from Brooklyn. It's poorly managed. Quote

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Speaker 2: Why would you do this elitist shit? Ask comedian Kristin

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Speaker 2: Shall in a half mock outrage. Quote. A friend of

445
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Speaker 2: mine told me he was going to Google Muga and

446
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 2: that he couldn't see my show because it's in rich

447
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 2: Googa Muga meeting the two hundred and fifty dollars seat.

448
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: Then she and her comedy partner Kurt Brownoler performed in

449
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Speaker 2: Extra Muga the VIP area, which you guys gave me

450
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: a plus one and I went to at the time.

451
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 2: Extra Mooga twenty twelve Scottie was not a VIP. Let

452
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Speaker 2: me tell you. Both said they loved the event and

453
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Speaker 2: have no problem. This is you, Kurt. You loved the

454
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Speaker 2: event and have no problem with people paying extra for

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Speaker 2: something more. But it made no sense to hold a

456
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Speaker 2: festival and then deny people access to half of it.

457
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: Brown Oler joked, this is a class war. You were

458
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Speaker 2: letting them have it. Back then it was wild. But

459
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 2: the winner of the whole thing was this The our

460
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Speaker 2: friends Dan Klein and Kelly Hudson and I think Edmund

461
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: Hawkins worked on it, and this was amazing. They heard

462
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Speaker 2: about this festival, these these these three or four comedians,

463
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: I think Arthur was a part of it too, and

464
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Speaker 2: they made fake menus. They printed fake menus for like

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Speaker 2: fake restaurants and handed them out to all the people

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Speaker 2: who paid all this money for the food festival. And

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Speaker 2: they wrote a book later called fuds or Foods f

468
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Speaker 2: U d S and Mario Tally wrote the intro, which

469
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Speaker 2: is crazy. Yes, but they handed this thing out and

470
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 2: it wasn't a joke. So all, like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: ten thousand people that were there, they probably handed out

472
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Speaker 2: a thousand menus and they had things like it was

473
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: all fake food. Do you remember this? It was so funny.

474
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: It was so funny.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get one in hand, but I saw it

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Speaker 1: posted online afterwards.

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Speaker 2: It was incredible, and it had stuff like round eye

478
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: flank stringers with Yankee poisoned marin Ea and fuzzy rice curds,

479
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 2: Mini brock coddles with Maloney's yam clippings, leafy sage dumpings,

480
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: shitty chicken spank with cinnamon garlic dirt and dimpled with

481
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 2: freshwater whale tits, and the caught classic, the Bill Clinton sandwich.

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Speaker 2: It was they just handed out like endless. It was incredible.

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00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: And so you see all these foodies and these snobs.

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00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: This is like peak foodie and everybody's just walking away

485
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: with these things being like Yankee poisoned Marinara and fuzzy

486
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: rice curds, side of Maloney's tickling shrimp. Ooh, it's so.

487
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 2: It was so good, so well written.

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Speaker 1: It looked exactly like a menu, exactly like something you

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Speaker 1: could order, and it also made it just made Google

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Speaker 1: Moga that much more.

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Speaker 2: Muga did one more year of it, and then it

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Speaker 2: didn't happen. I think after twenty thirteen it was canceled.

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00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 2: But anyways, it was a true elitist crapola. But we

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00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 2: were there and I was so funny that you and

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00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 2: Kristen were both dogging on it in the Guardian and

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Speaker 2: good for history, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I just want to let you know, yes,

498
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Speaker 1: order number four two zero four to two, your hidden

499
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: Valley ranch suitcase is on its way to your home.

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00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: Let's see how many months it takes to get there.

501
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: Oh this is I'm going home for the holidays, and

502
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: I am gonna go home and style. Thank you. This

503
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: is a wonderful gift. I hope it smells like dry

504
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: ranch powder. I hope you get some ranch with it.

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00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? If I had any decency,

506
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: I'd fill it with buffalo wings, leave it slightly unzipped,

507
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: and then knock it over in every airport and just

508
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: scramble on the ground to throw them back.

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00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: Well from that, let's take a hey, no problem, buddy,

510
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: happy holidays.

511
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 2: Let's take a little.

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Speaker 1: Break and we'll come right back with more broom. We're

513
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: back to bananas. Were hello, folks, that's Scotty.

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00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: Scotty got any shoutouts? I didn't have any official ones,

515
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: so I wanted to give one out to our friend

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00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: Kate Cosgrove, who came to both. Yeah, came to both

517
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: the Indianapolis Show and our Brooklyn show. She's an illustrator

518
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 2: for kids books. She has two incredible books out, The

519
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: Dirt Book and and the Bullfrogs Sing, and she drew

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: something for Olive and overall now we have an illustrator

521
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: in the in the crew, and we couldn't loved Kate Moore.

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Speaker 1: It's so great for parents out there. The Dirt Book,

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00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: both the books are great. Olive has really been excited

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00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: about the Dirt Book. And it is a book that

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00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: you you know, you lift it up, so it's not

526
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: your it's not landscape. It's it's a portrait mode, but

527
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: you're literally like it's vertical, so it's really it's like

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00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: you're going down into the dirt. And every two pages

529
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: is this big, beautiful single piece that goes across the spine,

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Speaker 1: and each one is a different poem about a specific

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Speaker 1: animal who lives in the dirt. And Olive loves tortoises

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Speaker 1: and turtles, and so there's a gopher tortoise there. And

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Speaker 1: I took a video because Kate gave me the book

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Speaker 1: as a present for Olive at our Brooklyn show, which

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00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: was so nice of her. Took a video of Olive

536
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: just like losing her mind about this gopher tortoise, and

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Speaker 1: so then Kate drew this amazing piece of Olive on

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00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: a leaf and it just says Olive is like is

539
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: going underground to the tortoise and it's like her and

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Speaker 1: there's a big gopher tortoise.

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Speaker 2: I can't It's so beautiful. Thank you, Kate. Written by

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00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 2: David L. Harrison, both of those books, so by the

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Speaker 2: Dirt Book, and also Kate and I are working on

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Speaker 2: a secret kids book together too, so we'll now talking

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Speaker 2: about that in twenty twenty two. But anyways, we love

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Speaker 2: Kate Cosgrove. Thanks so much. That's my only shout out,

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Speaker 2: and just shout out to all the ban animals. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for sticking with us. We love you. Are you ready

549
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: for a story more than anything in my whole dang life.

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Speaker 1: This is so funny, so weird. This was sent in

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Speaker 1: by Antonius Coco. Thank you Antonius. It's a beautiful, powerful name.

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00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: This was in.

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Speaker 1: Coconuts, Jakarta. That is the name of the the magazine, or.

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00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: It sounds like in the grocery store. When they asked

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Speaker 2: where they just went for a vacation, Coconuts Jakarta.

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Speaker 1: I went to, where do you go Jakarta? Well, where

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Speaker 1: in Jakarta do you stay?

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00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: Coconuts? I gotta go, I gotta go. This title is great.

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Speaker 1: Rain drops keep falling on one car, intense precipitation shaft

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00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: baffles Indonesians. WHOA yeah, I will post the video and

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00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: the photo. It is fascinating and it's genuinely a a

563
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown moment for this car. It's just rest car.

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00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: It's rain. It's a it's rain only on one car.

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Speaker 2: It is so funny.

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Speaker 1: It is just a column of rain that is falling

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Speaker 1: only on one car. And the guy like, who's shooting it?

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00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: He's just like a maze. And then he's you know,

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00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: he's shooting around and he shows you like there's nothing

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00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: pouring water down. It's not like a a a hose

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00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: being shot from behind a tree or anything. It's in

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Speaker 1: an open parking lot.

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Speaker 2: Always no guy, just a hole in this guy. We

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Speaker 2: get a female or they then meteorologist on bananas. I

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00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: would love to have a personable meteorologist on. That would

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00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: be great. Say hey to us. We'll talk about it.

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00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, please. It's not every day that we see rain

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Speaker 1: falling on an area so small that it fits just

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Speaker 1: a single car. But the phenomenon was captured in a

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00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: video that has gone viral in Indonesia recently. A video

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Speaker 1: taken in Sickerang, West job on August thirty first, at

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Speaker 1: around noon by Instagram user at You're You're Yana Rihanna

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Speaker 1: r yep, it shows what looks like intense rain falling

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Speaker 1: on a single Toyota MPV most most palace vlayerous vehicle or.

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00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: Most precipitation vehicle like precipitation.

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Speaker 1: Other cars in the outdoor parking lot of a hotel

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00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: were untouched by the small precipitation shaft, though the vehicles

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00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: in the ground appeared to be wet from an earlier rainfall.

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00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 2: Quote.

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00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: I thought somebody might have been spraying water, but there

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00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: was no one else at the parking lot of the time,

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00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: he wrote in the caption quote, Hopefully this is a

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Speaker 1: sign of good things to come in the days ahead.

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00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: Many commenters praise God, believing that the phenomenon showcase divine

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00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: might and had apparently chosen that car to be some

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00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: sort of special chosen one. The Meteorology, Climatology and Geophysics

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00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: Agency BMKG, however, has yet to confirm the authenticity of

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Speaker 1: the video. The agency said that such a small but

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Speaker 1: intense localized rain is improbable as precipitation shafts usually cover

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Speaker 1: large areas, but not impossible. The possibility of it happening

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Speaker 1: is very small. This is because the diameter of a

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00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: cumulone nimbus cloud, which produces range, generally stretches to dozens

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Speaker 1: or hundreds of kilometers. Oh At any rate, BMKG did

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Speaker 1: confirm that rain indeed did fall in sick a Rag

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Speaker 1: at noon on October thirty first, which was when this was.

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Speaker 2: Told you that's real. Nothing's improbable anymore. It happened. Get

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Speaker 2: over it as beautiful as what it is.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: I love that so I I you know, when I camped,

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00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: I lived in the woods by myself for a month

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00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: after graduating college. I've talked a little bit about it

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Speaker 1: here on the podcast, and you know, I was just

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00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: you know, I was twenty twenty two years old, just graduated.

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Speaker 1: I was a very rb a very urban person at

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Speaker 1: that point, had been living in Baltimore for like four years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, was obsessed with this.

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Speaker 1: Like kind of very urban experience, just getting like lost

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Speaker 1: in the city. But I am a hippie dippydoodle at heart,

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Speaker 1: and so and I wanted to also as a philosophy major.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I need to work because I've

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Speaker 1: been dating the same woman for four years in college,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I need to be alone, and

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Speaker 1: so this was my plan to be alone. Honestly, I

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00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: thought we were going to break up when we left college,

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Speaker 1: and then she didn't and I never said that, and

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Speaker 1: so she of course didn't know that, and then just

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Speaker 1: assumed we were going to continue to date because I

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Speaker 1: never said anything like.

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Speaker 2: Weeks, you know, a few months, Yeah, seven more years,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: Just seven more years or no, eight more years after

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Speaker 1: nine more years. After that, it lasted a lot of years,

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Speaker 1: thirteen years. But so I went into the woods and

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00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: just really into weird stuff at the time, uh, and

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00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: decided I was going to like build my own structure

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Speaker 1: and live in my own structure. And I get up there,

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Speaker 1: I set up my tent, literally my first tent I've

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Speaker 1: ever owned, literally into the first sleeping.

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Speaker 2: Bag I've ever owned, tool experience, and.

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Speaker 1: I get in there the first day, watch the sunset,

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00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: realize it's scary at night in the woods by yourself. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I go to bed early because I'm just too freaked

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00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: out to sip around the fire. And then it starts raining.

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Speaker 1: And then it rains every single day. Out of the

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Speaker 1: thirty days I was there, it rained twenty seven days.

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Speaker 1: And I did not realize that the spot I had

648
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: chose was like a like like a rain, like a

649
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: cloud magnet or something like that. And June is the

650
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: worst of the months there in upstate New York. So

651
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: it was literally every single day. It was so deeply,

652
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: deeply depressing. But at this point in my life, I

653
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: love the rain. Now I'm now come full circle. I

654
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: can deal with the rain. I love going for rain

655
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: walks because that's all I could do. It was like

656
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: leave my tent and then go for a walk in

657
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: the rain, and I would utilize every hour of sunlight

658
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: that I had when it wasn't raining.

659
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: And so it is, bring it on. That's why you

660
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: live in the weirdest city for it Now, because it

661
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: now rains.

662
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: I know, and I don't know if I could live

663
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: in a city where it rains all the time, you know,

664
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: like Portland or Seattle.

665
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: He maybe maybe past condo and we'll just look out

666
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 2: the window and be like, you know what, this ain't bad.

667
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: This is living. Yeah, just whole.

668
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: I want a whole building, no floors. I live on

669
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: the bottom, all glass, fifty stories of glass. I can

670
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: see up five thousand feet.

671
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: Ah me my dream car, limousine. I'm driving nobody in

672
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: the back. I just want a long car drive around

673
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 2: town so people think I know somebody important. God, that'd

674
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: be so funny. One time when I was so when

675
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: I was in Workaholics, our office and writer's room was

676
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: the only business around in Van Nuys was a Target.

677
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: And so every day after lunch we would do Target walk.

678
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: And when I say every day, every single day, and

679
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: from our writer's room around the entire Target inside and

680
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: back was about four thousand steps. And do you know

681
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: they sell fitbits and targets, So we all bought a midwalk.

682
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: You know.

683
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: So season four we're all wearing fitbits, We're getting ten

684
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: thousand steps, we're doing two laps around Target. We used

685
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: to know. I used to go so often because it usually,

686
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: like for workaholics, I would be on for about twenty

687
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 2: two weeks, sometimes longer, so I would see full seasonal

688
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: changes and sales come and go. I would see the

689
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 2: price of towels go from eleven ninety nine down to

690
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 2: seven ninety nine, down to four ninety nine, and that's

691
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 2: what I'm buying white stag turtlenecks. You know, they start

692
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: at twenty four then you get them for eleven bucks

693
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: in the summer. So I was walking over there with

694
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: Sean and Tom, two of the writers, and it was

695
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: middle of the day, I guess the other writers were

696
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: busy writing or doing whatever. And we see all these

697
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: bags and trash in the air on the other side

698
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 2: of target, like just on the other side, and they're like,

699
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 2: that's weird. I was like, it's probably a tornado, and

700
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: they were like ha ho. And then we just get

701
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 2: hit by this gust of wind that was so violent

702
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 2: that we were in the middle of like a mini tornado,

703
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: and so we just splinter off and run through the

704
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: parking lot and like our eyes are closed because we

705
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 2: were getting hit by a micro And I think they're

706
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: called haboobs. I think it's called a haboob. A dust

707
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: devil too, a dust devil, and so that it hit

708
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: us in the parking lot. But we were just like

709
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: walking over to Target to get an extra Starbucks and

710
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: suddenly I'm like in twister, like screaming, covering my ears,

711
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 2: and then it goes away and then you're just standing

712
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: there like hair standing up and you just have to

713
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 2: act cool, and so we just kept on walking. It

714
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: was so funny, but it was It was so cool.

715
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: But so that's why I believe that rain can pour

716
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: in a hula hoop withh on one car on some

717
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 2: sad sack of craps car.

718
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: Of course, a haboob is that what you said?

719
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 2: It was called a haboob? I believe it's what those

720
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: singles like finger sized Tornadoes are. But maybe I love it.

721
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: I love it beautiful. Give me a stories, guys. Oh yeah,

722
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 2: oh you're gonna love this one. All right, I'm there.

723
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: Summer Lover sent this s U h M E R

724
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 2: l u v R. Summer Lover, thank you so much

725
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 2: for saying this. This is in Maxmotorcitygarage dot com. If

726
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 2: you're not reading Maxmotorcitygarage dot com, what are you doing?

727
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 2: What are you doing with your life? You're not related

728
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: to mac h This was written by Mick G. Which

729
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm guessing is now Mac. I don't think it's director

730
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,959
Speaker 2: of Charlie's Angels one and two, MICG.

731
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: I think, let's imagine its director of Charlie's Angels one

732
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: and two.

733
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: MICG. I agree, single name Mick G. Yeah, he's he's something,

734
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: all right. NASCAR's flim flam Man the unlikely detail of L. W. Wright.

735
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 2: I want to buy the rights to this and make

736
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: this a movie. This is incredible. NASCAR's flim flam Man,

737
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: flim Flammn. You know, like Snake Oil said, like it's

738
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: the music Man. Basically, it's like somebody comes in and

739
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 2: sells you on something leaves.

740
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I'll just say, I'll just say it's

741
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: it sounds like a MICKG film. Already a flim flam Man.

742
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's already got a little it's got a

743
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: little too much juice up top, if you know what

744
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean.

745
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 2: I think I do. NASCAR's flim Flamman. Con artists and

746
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: swindlers are nothing new to the craze crazy world of

747
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 2: auto racing. Indeed, it's been said that just to survive

748
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: in professional racing, you might need a little hustle in

749
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: your personal skill set, but just to survive, just to survive.

750
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 2: Think about it. But L. W. Wright, if that was

751
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: even his real name, and you can bet it wasn't,

752
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: took the game to a whole new level without a

753
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: dime of his own and using only his smooth tongue.

754
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty two, he finagled Mr Tongue, that smooth LW.

755
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: Wright tongue. In nineteen eighty two, he finagled his way

756
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: into a car race, a race team, and one of

757
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: the top races in the Winston Cup schedule, the Winston

758
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: five hundred in Talladega, Alabama, And then, like the famous

759
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: skyjacker D. B. Cooper, he vanished into thin air. Sorry

760
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: did you say he No, he did not win, but

761
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: he raced in this race. He did race, Okay, he

762
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: got into the race. To make a long story short, somehow,

763
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 2: in April nineteen eighteen, Wright managed to persuade Bernie Terrell,

764
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: a pr man on Music Row in Nashville, to advance

765
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 2: him thirty thousand dollars plus seven thousand in expenses to

766
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: fund his alleged race team, music City Racing.

767
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: I mean what a name, yep, I'm in I'm interested

768
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: in watching music city racing.

769
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: Right claimed The team was sponsored by country musician Merle

770
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 2: Haggard and TG Sheppard, but they had never even heard

771
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: of him, was later learned. With Terrell's funds in hand,

772
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: Wright purchased a nineteen eighty one Monte Carlo Winston Cup

773
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 2: car from a local racer, Sterling Martin he's a real

774
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 2: NASCAR racer for twenty thousand bucks. It was black and

775
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 2: gold and bore the number thirty four.

776
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And do numbers our numbers like attached to nascars?

777
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: Yes, so okay, if you if you're a big fan

778
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 2: of certain racers like Sirt God who is Dale Dale Earnhardt?

779
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: The Dale and Ard Junior was like the Budweiser car

780
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 2: for a long time. I think I don't know, he

781
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 2: was the number eight car something, so you cheer for

782
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: like I think Jeff Gordon was the twenty four car

783
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: something like that. And so yeah, it's kind of like

784
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: a way just to keep track. And also when you're

785
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: at the event, they have on the monitors, they don't

786
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: have the racers name, they just have the position of

787
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 2: the cars by number. Okay.

788
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: But but my question is is like will that car

789
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: always that that car's number needs to be like bought

790
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: and sold by people?

791
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 2: Right? Then? Okay, okay? Right, Richard Petty was always number

792
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 2: forty three for stp Sokay. Marlo would later say that

793
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: right story did not add up, and despite his claims

794
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: of being an experienced driver with forty three Bush Series starts,

795
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: right seemed lost at the racetrack and didn't know the ropes.

796
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 2: This is when it gets so great. Still, Right somehow

797
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 2: managed to qualify the Monte Carlo at Talladega with a

798
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: speed of more than one hundred and eighty seven miles

799
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: an hour. Wow. Wow. He crashed on his second qualifying lap,

800
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: doing significant damage to the car. Oh now, Marlin and

801
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: the crew patched them on call it back together for

802
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: the race, which Wright started in thirty six position. And

803
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 2: thanks to NASCAR Channel on YouTube, you can watch Wright's

804
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 2: entire NASCAR career and the original ESPN telecast of the

805
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty two Winston five hundred on YouTube, so you

806
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: can actually watch this con artist do this. Right is

807
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: mentioned only barely and briefly before he was quickly lapped

808
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 2: by the field and then black flagged. Officially credited with

809
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 2: thirteen laps and finished in thirty ninth place. He parked

810
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: the car, abandoned it in the garage area, and promptly disappeared,

811
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 2: leaving a wake of bounce checks. Is this insane? Leaving

812
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: a wake of bounce checks behind him? Victims included NASCAR,

813
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: which was stung for the license and entry fees, tire

814
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 2: supplier Goodyear, along with everyone else who was unfortunate enough

815
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: to do business with him. NASCAR swore out a warrant

816
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 2: for rights arrest, and the pr man Terrell hired a

817
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 2: private detective to hunt him down. But for forty years,

818
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 2: nobody has figured out who it is and he hasn't

819
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 2: been seen since. Wha oh.

820
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: And Also, what's fascinating to me about this is that

821
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: it's not a it's it's like he didn't swindle people

822
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: to make money. He swindled people just so he could

823
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: race this race because he thought he could win.

824
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, or he's just wanted the story and he did

825
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: something incredible and he got away with it and he

826
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: didn't die, and he crashed a car and then he

827
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: just disappeared. It's the best. He is the DP Cooper

828
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: of car racing. Wow, And he just took and wound.

829
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: No one has ever and this is nineteen eighty six.

830
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 2: You say eighty two Winston five hundred. If you're bored

831
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 2: at work right now, go on YouTube and whenever you

832
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 2: hear the name, it's the number. It's the number thirty

833
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: four black and gold car.

834
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: And every time you say it, you gotta yell that's

835
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: the flim flam Man and take a shot the flim

836
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: flam Man.

837
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: Oh man, I uh, I have two stories. I'll I'll

838
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: do this one because I'll save this other one for

839
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: another time where I actually went to a NASCAR I've

840
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 2: been to two NASCAR events in my life and they're

841
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 2: both insane. This one is not NASCAR related. I had

842
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: this buddy Neil. Neil lived in Mississippi, and his thing

843
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: when he graduated from high school, he would go to

844
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: these big SEC football college football games and he would

845
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 2: get drunk and he liked to sneak on the field.

846
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 2: He would sneak on the field all the time. So

847
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 2: and at what kind of fields college football fields? So

848
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 2: you know, a big college football field, it can seat

849
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 2: sixty thousand to one hundred thousand people. Crazy, insane, But

850
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 2: in you know, this would have been like late nineties,

851
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: only two thousands, so he would get bombed. He'd pregame

852
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 2: with all his buddies and then he would like sneak

853
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: over fence and he'd put on like a field crew jacket.

854
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 2: And then one time he got on a golf cart

855
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: and he just drove it across the middle of the

856
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 2: field before the game and parked in the middle and

857
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: wave to his friends in the stands and just drove

858
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: it off. But he did do this all the time,

859
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: so I was like laughing so hard when he was

860
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 2: telling me this that I was like, well, it was

861
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: your best one. And he said. He goes to the

862
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: SEC championship game in like nineteen ninety seven. That's Southeastern Conference,

863
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 2: so that's like Alabama, Tennessee, all those schools back, okay,

864
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: and he gets drunk and every he wants to go

865
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 2: into the seats and all his friends want to keep

866
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: drinking out in the parking lot, and so he sneaks

867
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: in and he sneaks on the field. And this is

868
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: the championship game. It's between Tennessee and Auburn. Two very

869
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: you know, Auburn especially is a big football powerhouse. But

870
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: Tennessee had Peyton manning the famous quarterback Gate Manning was

871
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: their quarterback senior year. Championship game, Neil sneaks on the field,

872
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 2: puts on a jacket. He's standing there. Auburn goes out

873
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: to this crazy lead. So he stays on the Tennessee

874
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 2: sideline during the whole start of the game. The game.

875
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's just got a team.

876
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: So he like finds a jacket somewhere, like our jack

877
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 1: is just willing nilly on football field.

878
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 2: Are like team. Like you know, when you look at

879
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 2: the benches during a football game, there's like all kinds

880
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 2: of gear. There's like hats, and there's like warm ups

881
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: and stuff. He would kind of go on. He was

882
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: just like an average looking white dude. So I'm sure

883
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 2: he use that to his advantage. He'd always have like

884
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: a ball cap on, and he would just hop the

885
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 2: fence or sneak in or talk his way in drunkenly.

886
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 2: And he's standing there and so so Auburn goes up

887
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 2: thirteen to seven in the first quarter. Tennessee was probably

888
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: favored to win. Great team. He's standing there next to

889
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: Peyton Manning, and he says he leaned back and slapped

890
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 2: Peyton Manning's ass. As hard as he possibly could, just

891
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 2: open like right over his just yelled at him, get

892
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 2: your head in the game. And he said, Peyton, who

893
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 2: was I don't know, twenty years old, twenty one years

894
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: old like a college student, turns to him and goes, oh,

895
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 2: okay man, okay man, take it easy, goes back out there.

896
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: Tennessee wins the game by one point. Peyton Manning was

897
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,439
Speaker 2: the MVP of the game. Tennessee won the championship. But yeah,

898
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: Neil just stood there and did He was like, I

899
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: couldn't help myself. And Neil wasn't a big guy who's

900
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 2: like five nine five ten sold average height guy, and

901
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: Peyton's tall, Peyton probably like six y four whatever, and

902
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 2: he just he say, reared back and he knew who

903
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 2: it was too, and just slapped as far as possible.

904
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 2: But you know, in football world, is like a congratulations, hey,

905
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: get your head in the game. And he said, just

906
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 2: screamed at him like a drunk does, and it you know,

907
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 2: it might have changed the tide. It might have turned

908
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: the tide of Tennessee's fates that day in the SEC Championship.

909
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: But god, I think about that all the time. Oh

910
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 2: my god. On TV I think about it every single time.

911
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: If I ever meet Peyton at leg at a Commy

912
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: Central thing or whatever, I'm gonna be like, I have

913
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 2: to ask you a question. Do you remember this guy

914
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 2: slapping your butt during the championship? And oh my god,

915
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 2: hele he'll remember it. It's too bizarre.

916
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: Also, the the butt slapping things fascinating. As a person

917
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: who doesn't watch football, it's always when they start slapping butts,

918
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: I'm always like, this is unique and interesting. I don't

919
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: it's it's surprising that it took off in football. You know,

920
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: a butt into missy uh is is not very common

921
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: in American uh, American, straight down the middle, mainstream man.

922
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: It's I'm slapping people's butts. I mean, I'm slapping people's butts.

923
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm always walking around tip tapping but not but people

924
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: aren't not the mainstream mail fraternity brother thing. Just slap

925
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: some butts and it just took off in football, and

926
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: that I gotta say that that's my favorite thing about football,

927
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: all the butts slaps.

928
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good. They actually said that a lot

929
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: of NFL players and stuff, when the career's end, a

930
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 2: lot of them have like depression issues and it's you know,

931
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: there's a lot of different reasons, but this one study

932
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 2: said it was partially because when you when you're on

933
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 2: a team, you're constantly getting your helmet tapped, or you're

934
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 2: bumping helmets, or you're like or you're slapping each other's butts.

935
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: So you're constantly getting these moments and they're like this

936
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: little serotonin like pangs because you're constantly getting like rewarded.

937
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: And then when you're just around dopamine, you load the

938
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 2: groceries in or you parler park the car. Well, nobody's

939
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: just like way to go and tapping your butt. So interesting.

940
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: Maybe he did him a huge favor, but yeah, Tennessee

941
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 2: won by one game. It was a comeback at one point,

942
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: and the MVP of that game, so you can. And also,

943
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: I just want to put this out.

944
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: If there's any ex pro football players who are feeling depressed,

945
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: I will come and hit you on the butt to

946
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: make you feel better.

947
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 2: All right, I'll tap your head, I'll tap your We're

948
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 2: all about touch on this.

949
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: We're talking only X football professional football players. Okay, it's

950
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: not for everybody. This is only ex pro football players.

951
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: If you were in college, if a college player does

952
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: not offer offer does not stand Nope.

953
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: Okay, go on adult FriendFinder dot com for that. All right, here,

954
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: I'll give you this one and then we'll get out

955
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: of here. More for the road. Yeah, let's wrap it

956
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 2: up tight.

957
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: This was sent in by Susannah Lawrence. She she's known

958
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: as Cooper Dupers on Instagram.

959
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 2: That's Who've got it. Great handle.

960
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: A lot of people sent this one in, but Susannah

961
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: was first san inducted into Toy Hall of Fame.

962
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see that coming at all. This was

963
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 2: isn't the Daily News?

964
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: Uh? By Joseph Wilkinson. Yeah, real and really the best.

965
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: Here it is.

966
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: Sand has been inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame

967
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: despite the fact that it's quote coarse, rough and irritating

968
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: and it gets.

969
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: Everywhere, Yes, sir, certainly.

970
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 1: Along alongside Sand, American Girl Dolls and the board game

971
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: Risk were also inducted Thursday into the Hall of Fame

972
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: in Rochester, New York, which sits inside the Strong Museum

973
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: of Play. Strong is the official title, not a descriptor

974
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: of how how how bulky The Museum of Play is.

975
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: Quote.

976
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: Sand has a global reach that most toy manufacturers would

977
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: Museum curator Christopher Bench said in a press release quote,

978
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: It's been a vehicle for play since prehistory and anyone

979
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: who has spent the day at the beach can understand

980
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: the allure of this toy. I'm unsurey who's defining it

981
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: as a toy. The Toy Hall of Fame began honoring

982
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: toys in nineteen ninety eight and no one has cared

983
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: since or before.

984
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: Got him.

985
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: Eddie would can nominate a toy, but Special Toy Experts

986
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: limit the field to twelve finalists each year. That's Roy

987
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: and Brian are the Special Toy Experts three year.

988
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 2: Selection for induction.

989
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 1: Other finalists this year included Battleship, Billiards, Cabbage Batch Kids,

990
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: Fisher Price, Corn Popper, Majong, Masters of the Universe, the

991
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: Pinata in general, Settlers of Katan, and the Toy fire Engine.

992
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 2: Are great toys, great choices.

993
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: While Sand was able to ride, it's many fans in

994
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: to the Toy Hall of Fame, It's key counterpart on

995
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: the beach water has not been honored. Thank you, Joseph Wilkinson.

996
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: That's a good ending.

997
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 2: That is a good ending. And you know what, maybe

998
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 2: those two guys that created the thing that nobody wanted.

999
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: Maybe they love toys. And if you have a passion,

1000
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 2: that's fine, follow it. And you know what, they got

1001
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 2: some print and I'm so happy that sand is there.

1002
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I wonder if dirt will make

1003
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 2: it next year. I've thrown some dirt. I've had a

1004
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 2: laugher two. Everyone can enjoy the universal.

1005
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: The children love dirt. I would say children love dirt

1006
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: more than sand.

1007
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 2: I it's fun. And if you're in dirt and sand,

1008
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 2: you gotta go mud. Nobody's having making mud pies when

1009
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: you were a kid. Twenty twenty three.

1010
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: If you do not induct mud into the Toy Hall of.

1011
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 2: Fame, I'm burning it to the ground. Rochester. I'm coming

1012
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: with a bunch of my pro football player fans. I'm

1013
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: gonna pat them on the butt and they are gonna

1014
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: burn your place to the ground. You stepped in it. Now,

1015
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 2: Toy Hall of Fame or whatever you are, We're coming

1016
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 2: for you. I'm bringing mud, mudpies and each hands. I'm

1017
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: calling Claire from UMass and we're bringing mudpies and each

1018
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 2: hand and we were gonna light you up. You gotta

1019
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 2: have dirt. You gotta have mud. They go together, they

1020
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,520
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00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,399
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