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Speaker 1: My mom stole twenty thousand dollars of my wedding money

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Speaker 1: and gave it to my stepsister. The fallout is worse

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Speaker 1: than I could have imagined.

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Speaker 2: You know, people getting so many weddings these days, Like,

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Speaker 2: why not let me just take a little bit from you.

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't need that much money for a wedding.

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Speaker 1: Come on, just go to a courthouse, pay sixty bucks

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Speaker 1: piece of paper. Come on, what is a wedding but

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Speaker 1: just a piece of paper? Exactly. My stepsister was going

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Speaker 1: to get married this summer, but due to COVID, she

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Speaker 1: had to postpone. Unfortunately, she ended up losing a lot

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Speaker 1: of her deposits and now her budget is less than

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Speaker 1: half of what it used to be. Oh that's it sucks.

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Speaker 1: She also has to buy a new dress slash bride'smaid's

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Speaker 1: outfit because she's now deciding to have a winter wedding instead.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so she's starting like she's having to start from scratch. Also,

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Speaker 2: is this like a John Snow like wedding dress? Like?

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Speaker 2: What are we doing here for the house? It's like

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Speaker 2: a polar bear. The wedding is coming.

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Speaker 1: I am also engaged, but we're still in the early

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Speaker 1: stages of planning and recently decided to try to figure

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Speaker 1: out what our potential budget would look like. My mom

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Speaker 1: and stepdad have saved wedding funds for each of us,

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Speaker 1: which are ten k each. Oh. This is money we've

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Speaker 1: always known we'd receive for our weddings, and my siblings

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Speaker 1: have already received all of theirs. I was facetimed with

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Speaker 1: my mom and she asked me about the wedding planning,

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Speaker 1: and I mentioned that my fiance and I had opened

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Speaker 1: a separate bank account for our wedding funds. I asked

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Speaker 1: her if she could directly transfer the wedding fund into

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Speaker 1: it when she was free. Then she started up being

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Speaker 1: a little weird and avoided the question and then changed

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Speaker 1: the subject. Eh. I got upset and asked her if again,

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Speaker 1: and she told me that they couldn't help with the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Nah, you think you're gonna have ten cag

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Speaker 1: No way, come on. I asked her what she meant,

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Speaker 1: and she admitted my stepdad had given the money to

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Speaker 1: my step sister.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I asked her why he would do that, and she

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Speaker 1: mentioned how my stepsister had lost so much of her

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Speaker 1: original budget due to the pandemic and she would have

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Speaker 1: to dramatically downsize her wedding. She came to them and

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Speaker 1: begged to have my wedding fund and my stepdad agreed,

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Speaker 1: as my stepsister and her fiance both worked low paying

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Speaker 1: jobs and wouldn't be able to save the money up

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Speaker 1: themselves in time.

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Speaker 2: That the audacity to go and beg for her like

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Speaker 2: I could.

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Speaker 1: I could never imagine doing such a thing. Why not

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Speaker 1: just like give her more? The stepdad wants her to

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Speaker 1: have that wedding, give her different money, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well where's your where's your wallet? Step daddy?

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Speaker 1: Daddy, I thought you were a filthy wretch.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: My stepdad's justification is that my fiance comes from a

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Speaker 1: quote unquote filthy rich family and that his family could

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Speaker 1: make up the difference for what they would no longer

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Speaker 1: be contributing. Apparently, he made a nasty joke about how

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Speaker 1: fiance's dad was going to throw money at our wedding anyways,

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Speaker 1: and that maybe they should ask him to pay for

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Speaker 2: Stop now you're asking for money?

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Speaker 1: What are all the way to the top? What are

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Speaker 1: we doing? I was upset, and so I ended the call.

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Speaker 1: My mom has been calling me NonStop since, and has

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Speaker 1: even asked my other sister to call me and tell

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Speaker 1: me to answer her calls. Also, dick move on the

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Speaker 1: stepsister's part, I think too for really asking for her

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Speaker 1: wedding fund. Literally, when I told my sister what happened,

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Speaker 1: she was angry, but not surprised because my stepdad has

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Speaker 1: done similar things in the past.

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Speaker 2: The stepdad sucks. Stepdad serious.

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Speaker 1: You've always heard of the evil step mother, but never

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Speaker 1: hear about the evil stepdad until.

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Speaker 2: Now introducing the new model.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Example, he gave part of my sister's

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Speaker 1: college fund to the same stepsister because she wasted her

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Speaker 1: monthly allowance partying. That is so fucked.

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Speaker 2: She she had too many for low gusenos, stupid and

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Speaker 2: not do I mean you're.

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Speaker 1: Got by you. You know how much your stepsister love

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Speaker 1: to go skiing.

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Speaker 2: It still does, so I'm taking your money to find you.

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Speaker 1: He loves hitting those white slopes, both of them. My

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Speaker 1: mom and stepdad have also sent me text telling me

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Speaker 1: I have no right to be upset over what they

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Speaker 1: chose to do with their money. I mean a little bit,

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Don't promise it, you know, don't promise it.

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Speaker 1: My stepdad even said that since I'm petty, he's glad

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Speaker 1: starting to wonder if I'm being a childish asshole. It's

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Speaker 1: not like I've booked anything yet, and now we'll have

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Speaker 1: to change plans. My dad also contributed to my sister's wedding,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure he'll offer to do the same for me.

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Speaker 1: But then the other part of me wonders if it

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Speaker 1: had been my stepbrother's wedding fund, would my stepdad be

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Speaker 1: so quick to give it to my stepsister? So am

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Speaker 1: I the a hole? I want to know what you

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Speaker 1: think right this second? So tippy top in those comments,

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Speaker 1: But John, what do you think you know?

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Speaker 2: Uh, you promised it and then you took it without warning.

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Speaker 2: I do kind of get what they're saying where it's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: ultimately this is our money. That would be like we

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Speaker 2: were going to give this to you, and it's like, yes,

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Speaker 2: that is true, But then it's just like why make

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Speaker 2: all these promises and then why like rip it away

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Speaker 2: at the last second. And also I think like the

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Speaker 2: step dad taking college fund money.

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Speaker 1: Because that one's even worse that the wedding is definitely

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Speaker 1: more more iffy. Yeah, college fund is pretty shitty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you know, ultimately, is Ope entitled to the money?

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Speaker 2: I would have to say no, probably, but it's it's

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Speaker 2: definitely an a whole move to to do what they.

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Speaker 1: Did, Yeah, to promise it and take it away exactly,

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Speaker 1: especially and then give it to the same stepsister that

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Speaker 1: blew the money partying. That's kind of like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it also show I feel like it's just showing.

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Speaker 1: I feel it's also showing massive favoritism from the step dad.

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Speaker 2: Oh, insanely, Like why why isn't the mom like stepping in?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, don't don't her kids deserve something too?

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's her money too, Like what come on? But

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Speaker 2: you know, there's some people that do bring us joy

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Speaker 2: and happiness. Sam. That's our public freaking subscribers, and we've

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Speaker 2: been reading comments from them lately. It's been an absolute blast.

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Speaker 2: And yes, I want to read one right now, do it.

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Speaker 2: This is from the video My cousin can't have a

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Speaker 2: baby and I'm thrilled. Here's why. This is the one

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Speaker 2: where Opie announced their pregnancy and their infertile cousin was

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Speaker 2: not happy about it. The comment comes from subscriber Caane Lovak.

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Speaker 2: I get where OP is coming from. OPI's sister probably

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Speaker 2: had a hard time with her IVF treatments, and Ope

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Speaker 2: was there for the sister when she faced homophobia, depression,

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Speaker 2: and guilt slash stress about being pregnant or gay. He

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Speaker 2: is homophobic and deserves no sympathy even when finding out

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Speaker 2: that she had miscarriages, because he is saying she wants

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Speaker 2: the sister to lose her kids or she wants the

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Speaker 2: Even E saying that she doesn't need to apologize shows

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Speaker 2: that she thinks her comments are right and if OP apologizes,

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Speaker 2: it will make the family force OP to fully apologize.

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Speaker 2: Plus show OP doesn't approve of her sister's marriage slash pregnancy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: from what I remember from the story, E was definitely

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Speaker 2: the ahole, just like just super vindictive and spiteful and

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Speaker 2: just generally not a nice person.

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Speaker 2: Love you guys. Today fed up by making a joke

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Speaker 2: about brain cancer to someone who has brain cancer.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can only wait. Wait, there's a joke here.

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Speaker 1: There's a joke here. Well, that sounds like a bad joke,

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Speaker 1: and bad jokes are cancer for your brain. Wait, there's

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Speaker 1: there's something here, something here here. Well, at least the joke,

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Speaker 1: at least if it was a bad joke. You can't

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Speaker 1: give that person more cancer.

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Speaker 2: That is true. Maybe the friend is cancerous.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh there we go. That's better. That's better. Uh, damn,

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Speaker 1: screw the break, screw the break. Cancer is cancrous.

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Speaker 2: Whoever's editing this, please please include everything that was too

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Speaker 2: that was too perfect. Sometimes I think real comedians say

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Speaker 2: that the bomb is the funniest part.

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Speaker 1: It's true. It's true. That's why I would be so funny.

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Speaker 2: Exactly So, for some context, I am a nineteen year

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Speaker 2: old college student, and this took place in our dorm

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Speaker 2: lounge with three other people who knew each other very well.

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Speaker 2: I was recently introduced to the group, and we all

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Speaker 2: agreed to play a few rounds of cards against humanity

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Speaker 2: after a storm knocked out the power.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cards against Humanity or it's a it's a ripe

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Speaker 1: arena for offending someone you're just asking to get raunchy

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Speaker 1: and yeah, and non PC like you put down a

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Speaker 1: card and you're offending all of yours.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, imagine.

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Speaker 2: Who is the most people that we can offend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just everyone in your handset, your entire lineage.

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Speaker 2: All of your grandchildren will be offended. Entire lineage, going

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Speaker 2: both ways ways.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Ever see the Avatar the Last Airbender?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Do you know like that point where like he's like

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Speaker 1: he's like like he's looking at like every past Avatar

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Speaker 1: and they're like going like all the way into the

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Speaker 1: past and they're all looking at him and like aang,

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Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta be the Avatar. And he's like

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can be the Avatars, Like, bro,

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Speaker 1: like we've done it, you can be the Avatar. And

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Speaker 1: they're like like a thousand.

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Speaker 2: Of dude, I have to see that episode. Okay, well

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Speaker 2: I've never seen.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm imagining, except like all of them are

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Speaker 1: just super disappointed, like, bro, you fucked up.

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Speaker 2: That is so hilarious. That would be a great like

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Speaker 2: if there's like a serious kind of like Marvel like

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Speaker 2: like the Council of Elders or Ancestors or whatever. They're like, Man,

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Speaker 2: you really just fucked this up, Like you're a fucking

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Speaker 2: terrible person.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever think about like like when fucked became

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Speaker 1: like the lexicon, like when it actually came in, Like.

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Speaker 2: That is such a good It's such a such a utility, utilitarian,

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Speaker 2: utilized word. It has so many meanings.

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Speaker 1: So many meanings, so many ways to use. Like like

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Speaker 1: I'm not like like did our great great grandfather has

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Speaker 1: been like fuck it?

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Speaker 2: You know, I have to imagine like they were super

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Speaker 2: like they never put it on like TV or anything.

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Speaker 2: But I have to imagine they like said like dirty

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Speaker 2: sailors like sailor mouth or whatever like something, always talk

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Speaker 2: about them. They have to. I have to imagine.

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Speaker 1: I have to.

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Speaker 2: I hope.

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Speaker 1: So I hope there's a sailor out there that just

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Speaker 1: said fuck it.

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Speaker 2: Bucket, fuck it, just dropping dropping them at bombs, yeah everywhere,

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Speaker 1: because I'm regardless of whether my spiritual lift and I'm

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Speaker 1: still gonna die.

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Speaker 2: I'm curious, you really think if someone cracked a joke

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Speaker 2: immediately after the doctor just told you have terminal brain cancer, you're.

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Speaker 1: Made a joke the doctor. The doctor like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: have terminal brain cancer.

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Speaker 2: But seeing it's so wild because somehow that's funny to me.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know why or if that's wrong or what,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That's where I have such

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Speaker 2: a hard I don't even.

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Speaker 1: Know this is the joke that doctor, hey, you have

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Speaker 1: terminal brain cancer, but at least you won't be having

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Speaker 1: to pay any insurance because I'm on my parents' insurance. Seven.

447
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Speaker 1: But but now I want to pay insurance.

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Speaker 2: But why comedy is so wild to me because it's like,

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Speaker 2: like that's funny. I don't know, like the like imagining

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Speaker 2: a scene if it's like a movie and like the guy,

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Speaker 2: the doctor cracks a joke for some reason my brain

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Speaker 2: my initial reaction is like, oh, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Well it's because like the doctors, the the the person

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Speaker 1: that you think like that shouldn't be cracking those yet, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw a Silicon Valley. But

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Speaker 1: like he goes in and he's like so like Richard

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Speaker 1: is like a classic like CS nerd guy and he

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Speaker 1: goes in and he's like, doc, like I want you

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Speaker 1: to check me for SDDS, like you know, I think

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Speaker 1: I might have gotten something. And the doctor starts laughing.

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Speaker 1: He's like, there's no way you're getting laid. My god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and like that was hilarious because it's like the doctor

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Speaker 1: never does that, never does that unless he's a cool doctor.

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Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. That was a very that was

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Speaker 2: a cool, very saucy doctor. I immediately feel horrible, but

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Speaker 2: he gives me a hug and he says that he

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Speaker 2: thought it was hilarious to not feel bad, and we

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Speaker 2: all shakily laugh before he crowns me as winner of

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Speaker 2: the round. Amazing, so he said, he's the winner. I won,

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Speaker 2: But at what cost? At the cost of a great joke, dude,

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Speaker 2: shout out, shout out to that the cards are great

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Speaker 2: sense of humor, like, I mean, he's killing it.

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Speaker 1: Impressive brain cancer man. You know, at least the cancer

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Speaker 1: didn't infect your humor centers. You got it, so that

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Speaker 1: fucked up.

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Speaker 2: Too late. The crowd will decide