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Speaker 1: Nikos Nikki. Hello, good, good day? Is it morning? I

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Speaker 1: don't even know anymore? What are you listening to this? Hi, Busties, Hi? No? Uh, hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Welcome to Nicki Glaser podcast. Whatever day its

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Speaker 1: bed afternoon. It looks like we're so official now. I

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Speaker 1: mean we were before, but this looks great when people

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Speaker 1: the podcast officially from a studio. When we get back

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Speaker 1: to St. Louis. We are gonna have a video on

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Speaker 1: the podcast real soon. Um. But we appreciate everyone being

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Speaker 1: really patient with that because I know you like to

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Speaker 1: consume podcasts on YouTube. A lot of you are like,

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Speaker 1: it's on YouTube, and if it's not on there, like

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Speaker 1: to find it. I'm like, I can't help you, man,

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Speaker 1: And I'm just you know what, in my life with

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Speaker 1: things like this, I'm just taking my time, you know, Like,

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Speaker 1: there's no It's been so nice getting the podcast to

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Speaker 1: it and then we'll have video. There's no rush, let's

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Speaker 1: all just like calm down, you know, let's all just

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Speaker 1: always like everything can we can always kind of wait.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm always like when you never you know,

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Speaker 1: you send it like end of day Friday, and then

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Speaker 1: even read it on Friday. Like it's there can always

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Speaker 1: be no one's nothing's really pressing. Everything can kind of wait.

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Speaker 1: David Spade name dropped, but he is one of my

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Speaker 1: I write around Venmot just kidding. Um. You know, like

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Speaker 1: I was friends with Jennifer Lawrence. That's a bad example,

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Speaker 1: famous people communicating voice memos and um, drug dealers apparently

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Speaker 1: even telling. They are so funny and good. If you

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Speaker 1: talking bitches. They just like they have hilarious things to say.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about voice memos and I find them

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Speaker 1: you that it's all plant, it's all bad press is

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Speaker 1: good press, and people like to create things. SOMETIMECI go,

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Speaker 1: it's like, because no one's talking about them, and bad

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Speaker 1: something I did night. It is not involved anything sexual.

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Speaker 1: I want to be clear about that. But I hope

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Speaker 1: in the future I can reveal what happened to my besties.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I didn't say yesterday on the show.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a single episode of The About and

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Speaker 1: in the manalogue you can see where they cut and

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Speaker 1: I go a strong cud that an editor must have

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Speaker 1: been like, did she have an aneurysm? Just now? What

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Speaker 1: because he's set up a timer so he could be

425
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,200
Speaker 1: in it, so he could be in the photo. Oh, yeah,

426
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 1: he put the time, he put it on. He placed

427
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,680
Speaker 1: his phone in the next to a bar of soap

428
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 1: to prop it up. And then no, yeah, he did

429
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: the timer. No, you know what I'm saying, Like, no,

430
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 1: I know. It's so tragic, it's it's it's the idea

431
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,679
Speaker 1: that you can't trust a cousin, or trust an uncle,

432
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 1: or trust But that's probably where do most people are

433
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 1: listening that have been abused. And you might blame your

434
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 1: parents for it, but they fucking and maybe they did know,

435
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: because a lot of parents are in denial and can't

436
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: handle it, and then they didn't believe you. And that's

437
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 1: fucking tragic and of itself. But the truth is that

438
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,640
Speaker 1: you don't you don't know, And I would trust no one.

439
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean I would trust Noah. I would

440
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: also trust no one. Um, but that doesn't mean that

441
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: you need to never let your kids alone with anyone

442
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 1: because you can't possibly know. You gotta go to that

443
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: movie on Friday night, what you're gonna be paranoid, but

444
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 1: like and what it needs. What it is is educating

445
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: your child very early on about what and making them

446
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: totally comfortable telling you anything, and being comfortable enough to

447
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 1: talk about the subject. Because if you are comfortable enough

448
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: talking about that there's people out there that do these things,

449
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: your child will have no shame and that there are

450
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 1: people that are going to do these things to you

451
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: and say that if you tell, I'll kill your family,

452
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: Like tell them like they're all lies. Whatever someone tells

453
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 1: you when they do these things to you, promise me

454
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: you'll tell me because anything they tell you will happen.

455
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 1: Because of that is going to be a lot, like

456
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: you have to because these people fucking make these kids

457
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: so scared. It's it's twisted. You have to the uncomfortable

458
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: things you have to expose yourself to to get the

459
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: information is necessary to protect yourself, and it's it's really

460
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 1: bad and people go, I don't want to hear about

461
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: this molestation that I have kids. It's like, well then

462
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: you're then you're I wonder what age can you have

463
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 1: this kind I mean to sit down a child and

464
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 1: be like, look because because you it's I don't know,

465
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: it's just a tough conversation to have because you don't

466
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: want to have the conversation unless it's a possibility of happening. Like,

467
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 1: there's definitely YouTube videos that probably would have more information

468
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: about how your kids about this at early ages that

469
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 1: wouldn't scar them for life. But it's these molesters trade

470
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: tips and tricks all on the dark web. And by

471
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: the way, everyone one in five people, I'm sorry, five

472
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: per cent of people, five percent scent of people regularly

473
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: look at child pornography a k which we should call

474
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: child sex abuse images. That's a real statistic, and I

475
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 1: know you don't believe it, but five per cent of

476
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: anyone in the general population regularly consumes it. Again, that

477
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: doesn't mean their child molesters, because not that many. Five

478
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: percent of the population is not child molesters. It's because

479
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: they are becoming up into extreme pornography and they can't stop,

480
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: and then they eventually leads to kids stuff. So just

481
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: know that going out there and some of them are

482
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: just you know, football scouts. What do you mean you

483
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: know they're just scouting the kids to see their athletic talent.

484
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: Let's just what do you mean what? I'm confused. So

485
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 1: when there's scouts that like check out high school kids

486
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: all the time, oh you as someone who's watching football

487
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 1: kid kids playing football all the time, that's not child

488
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: sex abuse images. I'm just a little bit and you

489
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 1: keep wanting to make it. I'm sorry. I just want

490
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 1: to protect children. But that went scared to get to.

491
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 1: But Hunting Warhead is a fucking great podcast. Let's get

492
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: to the news first. I'm sorry sometimes it can't be

493
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: funny and I just want to help out children. And

494
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,479
Speaker 1: if people are like Jesus thinking, we get it. But

495
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm not stop talking about. I don't want you to

496
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: stop talking about. I just want you to have a

497
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: great time. And all this award on your thumb is

498
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: it coming back on that thumb, which I can't believe

499
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: you had a word on your thumb for so long

500
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: that I knew you and I never paid you a

501
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for me to dissect it, because that is

502
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: I am dying toy with it. You never let me

503
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: really get into it the way because you are because

504
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: I've seen you pick up a bag, let alone play

505
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: with my skin. I'm not gonna let you near my

506
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: skin with needles. You're very rough. I you pick up

507
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: on your own ship. I would love. Oh my god,

508
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of a knife. I would like to

509
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: any Last night I saw Credit with Award and I

510
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: was like, he's like, what do I do? And I go.

511
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 1: I would literally fly this guy to St. Louis so

512
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: I could scrape this thing off. Like that's how bad

513
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: I wanted. I think it's becoming like I need to

514
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: have it. It's so weird too. Obsessions are Taylor Swift

515
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: and warts like that's that's where your brain is. Why

516
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: do I want it so bad? I don't know. I

517
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,719
Speaker 1: think you need to get your own work. I have

518
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: like this thing on my knee, but it's not good enough.

519
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: I think it might be some kind of growth, like

520
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: a ward, but like it's not the kind I want.

521
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: Maybe you could meet with a doctor and he could

522
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: put a planter's word on your pot that could give

523
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: I was wondering if there was like many maybe models

524
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: in medical school that they like us, like I could

525
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: play with, but I really want a real one and

526
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: I know that. I just I don't know what's wrong

527
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: with me. I have to look into it. Let's get

528
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: to the news alright. First headline, A thirty eight year

529
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: old man was pulled over Sunday after deputy saw him

530
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: apparently sleeping behind the wheel of a two thousand nineteen

531
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: Tesla operating on autopilot. This guy was sleeping on the highway.

532
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: A couple of people called in and when he got

533
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: pulled over, He's like, I was going to work. I

534
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: was just tired. But wait, I mean, like, isn't that

535
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: what you can do? Now? Well, that's the thing. The autopilot,

536
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: the whole thing is like yeah, like I could sleep

537
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: in the back seat, but apparently you have to be aware,

538
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: so then you're just kind of aware of driving, you

539
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you're not. I want either

540
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: fool aware or completely asleep. I don't want like a

541
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: half aware person. That is kind of Yeah, what is

542
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: the point of a self driving car if you can't sleep? Well,

543
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: it's driving. I'm not kidding you. What are we doing?

544
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: It's not, it's then it's not sufficient. It's not sufficient.

545
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy obviously makes it. This isn't probably

546
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: the first time he's tested this. You know, you're he's

547
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: definitely sleeping on the way to work all the time.

548
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: What's that? Oh? He got called out three times for it.

549
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: He was pulled over two other times last year for

550
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: the same thing. I mean, is this a new thing

551
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: they had to make up? Like driving while like sleeping

552
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: while driving, Like, well, you're looking to get an tesla,

553
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: would just be something you're interested in and sleeping? Wow? Yeah,

554
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: I mean if it was safe to do, if like

555
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: these cars, would you trust a car? No? I mean no,

556
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust it this much. This guy's must know

557
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: what he's doing in a way that I don't. But

558
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: I know I would not probably sleep. But the thing is,

559
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 1: it's it's wild when you were sometimes driving a car

560
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: when people fall asleep at the wheel. Everyone listening has

561
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: had some version of this where your body goes just

562
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: like take a little snooze, like you could do it

563
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: and you're literally driving. So the power of sleep is insane.

564
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: So if I am a self driving car and I

565
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: had that same thought, of course i'd given to that

566
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: if I've let myself given to it when I'm actually driving. Well,

567
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You would you would lose in chess

568
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: to a computer, right, you would say, even if you

569
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: play chess every day of your life, yeah, you would

570
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: still lose. Yes, So don't you think a car would

571
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: drive better than how you drive? Is it the same

572
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: computer that's playing chess that is in the car, Because

573
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 1: the some computers that I wouldn't trust. There are some things,

574
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: like you know, like something things just like the malfunction,

575
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: Like I don't know the vibrator that I found the

576
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: noise of on my phone. Wait, what's this? Remember yesterday

577
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: I was trying to pull up the noise I found.

578
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: Isn't there also a vibrator on your phone? A vibrator

579
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: app for your phone? Oh? I believe that. I used

580
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: to do that and try to like make it, but

581
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: it's not vibrating. It doesn't do it enough. He would

582
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: have to get a thicker case. Oh my god, it

583
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: sounds like a clown laughing. I see, like a clown

584
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: with a knife, like going, hey, yeah, that's the one

585
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: that sounds like read more read more read more, Call

586
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: your mom, Call your mom that turns you on here alone? No,

587
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: I hate how noisy it is. I I that's that's

588
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: I never really hear it, usually because I have in

589
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: my headphones and I'm listening to women crying. No, I'm

590
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: listening to you know that sounds like a factory machine,

591
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: like that should be like that's the one that goes

592
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: are like it moves inside you on its own. It's great.

593
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: I guess it makes you want to a guy like

594
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: in construction, like some guy with a drill, like a

595
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: heavy drill. Yeah. I mean that's the whole fantasy is

596
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: like just what do you want? A guy with a

597
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: hard hat on? Like does that turn you on? No?

598
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't see like construction workers and I'm like, yeah,

599
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: like I don't like that. Doesn't like a guy in

600
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: just jeans and no shirt. It's hot, look, but um,

601
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: I want more of like when I don't want a

602
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: guy to like I want to come home and I

603
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: want a guy to be like like comfy and like

604
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: not like dirty, and actually I like a dirty guy.

605
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what I like anymore.

606
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: I just want someone to love me. I don't care

607
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: what you do. Can you talk about going on a

608
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: date tonight and how you feel about that you are

609
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: going on a date. We'll talk about it later, but

610
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: I am going on a date tonight. So the Tesla guy,

611
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: I am going to get a Testla too, by the way,

612
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: I think, because not because I think because I'm rich

613
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: and I want. I do think they're showy, but because

614
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: they're electric car. They're the best electric car, the last

615
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: me and the I can resell it when I'm ready

616
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: to give it up. And I got an electric space

617
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: at our apart mint And like I and I did

618
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: a gig specifically, I told you. I was like, I'm

619
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: gonna do this gig. It's paying me X amount of money.

620
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it, and you go, you

621
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: could do it in one day. It's one day to work.

622
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: And I go, you're right, but I just really don't

623
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: want to do it so much. And it end up

624
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: being something that I really didn't like how it turned out.

625
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: But I need to take that I said I was

626
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: going to do it. I need to take that money

627
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: in buy a car because I otherwise I'm just going

628
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 1: to add it to the bin and then never spend it.

629
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: And he didn't like I would turn out, but didn't

630
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: do anything to your life. No, it just made comedians

631
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: go I saw that thing you did nber one number one.

632
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't make myself number one that there

633
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: was there was the list before I presented it. I

634
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: didn't know I was number one. I would have never

635
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: accepted the gig because I like being number one, and

636
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: it looked like I gave myself that. If I would

637
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: have known I was the number one roast moment on

638
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: Comedy Center, I would have never accepted the gig to

639
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: host those moments. I accepted the gig before I was

640
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: new I was number one. They even said, do you

641
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: want to see give you number two because you're hosting this,

642
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: and I go, no, I wont number one faired square

643
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: just I want to give number one next story. Also,

644
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: I feel like the Tesla is like, you know, an

645
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: online dadium, like Dad online, and now it's the norm,

646
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: Like it's going to be the norm. It's not even

647
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: gonna be weird. Everyone should drive electric cars if you can.

648
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: It is the future, okay. So Dak Shephard reflects on

649
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: what happened before his messy two thousand four Conan interview,

650
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: which he fell over blackout drunk, so he did. In

651
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: two thousand four, he watched the interview. The fall was

652
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: on purpose, like at the top, but he was slurring

653
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. He was funny, but he was definitely

654
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: off and he knew it. But the audience didn't mind it.

655
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: But he knew. And so you could tell he knew

656
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: during that. Now now, like but he was black out,

657
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, I guess you can. I guess he was.

658
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: But maybe watching it on YouTube again, he could see

659
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: I would not want to watch that. I hate watching

660
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: people when they're not at their best, like it's very

661
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: uncomfortable for me, or when they're like when when they

662
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: make conan nervous like when so, yeah, he was like

663
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: passed out in the hotel. He woke up twenty minutes

664
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: later he was doing the interview. He forgot all the stories,

665
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: like you know, all the interview star all that stuff

666
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: he forgot and like, you know, he's been sober now.

667
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: But then he had a relapse recently. Yes, I do

668
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: know that. On he was on pain meds for some injury.

669
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: He he funked up his hand. I think he broke

670
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: his hand pretty badly, and then he got back on

671
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: stuffy and he came out with it and it was

672
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: good for him. But it's just, you know, it's you know,

673
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: people often ask comics are like, so you must drink

674
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: before you go on stage. How do you feel about that?

675
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you mean you used to drink

676
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: and now you don't. Do you think you have to

677
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: drink to be funny? I mean, that's what people's misconception

678
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: about alcohol. Well, it's just so getting on stage and

679
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: is so scary to some people that it just drinking

680
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: calms you down, because drinking makes you more dumb, and

681
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: so if you're more dumb, you're not as nervous. That's

682
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: why like liquid courage, people are like, I'm brave. It's like, no,

683
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: you're just dumber. It's not that you're actually braver. Brave

684
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: bravery comes from like acknowledging what you are doing and

685
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: like feeling good enough to overcome it. There's no bravery

686
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: and getting drunk and being able to tell the girl

687
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: you like or or making the move, or being able

688
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: to go and conan and have a better time. It's

689
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: you just are beginning a descent into the dumbest because

690
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: if you keep drinking, you become catatonically like really really don't. Like.

691
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: All it does is retard you, is what drinking does.

692
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: So anything that you get from drinking, it's not because

693
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: you're braver or because it's the true thing you want

694
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: to say, You're just dumber. So yeah, I chugged a

695
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: beer before I did Jay Lena the first time. Um,

696
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: I just needed one because I used to always drink

697
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: before I went on stage, at least one, and I

698
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: it was during the day, and so I was like,

699
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: is this weird to drink a beer? But and they

700
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: didn't even give me a beer in my room. I

701
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,959
Speaker 1: had to go in Rain Wilson's green room while he

702
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: was doing his interview and just chugged a beer just

703
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: to like, you know, take the edge off. It was

704
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: like a Xanex, you know. I just needed to be

705
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: a little bit dumber so that my body wouldn't overthink.

706
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: So there were you know, I needed it because I

707
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: was having anxiety. And now I have other ways to

708
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: process anxiety, you know. Now I smoke weeds sometimes before

709
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: I get nervous, which doesn't seem like a good idea,

710
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: or drink coffee, like I just need to get out

711
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: of the state of mind that I'm in. And um,

712
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: but now I for big moments, I do not smoke

713
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: weed and or like do anything too. It's like, if

714
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm for a date, I might smoke we because I'm like,

715
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: there's nothing writing on this and maybe it'll make me

716
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: more anxious. But like from doing the MTV Awards, I

717
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: didn't smoke weed that day, even though I wanted to

718
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: so bad because I wanted to just feel but actually

719
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: I didn't because I was amped enough and excited enough

720
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: that I didn't need it. But yeah, what do you

721
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: what do you think about this? No? I just feel like,

722
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: you know, there was another time where he was getting

723
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: his biggest movie role. Yeah, and he started taking like

724
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: he went to he got in a car wreck going

725
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: to buy coke in Hawaii and end up be meth

726
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: and he smoked meth and he was just like it

727
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: just sounds like he was like self sabotaging before these

728
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: big events that like, you finally made it to whatever

729
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 1: you wanted to make it too, and then you get

730
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: most fun out possible you do you feel like a

731
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: fraud and you're too scared. I did that too. I

732
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: had this, I had a chance to I was I

733
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: was auditioning to be in a Kevin's to be Kevin

734
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: Smith's like partner on this like syndicated daily show. This

735
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: was in like two ten. I had no money. I

736
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: was broken. I didn't even a computer. I had five

737
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: hundrellar to my name was awful. And I the night

738
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: before the audition, which the audition was going on his podcast,

739
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: I went out with this guy was I was interested in.

740
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: Got wasted because I was so nervous, and the next

741
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: morning I had completely lost my voice. I was on

742
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: this audition for up and I was literally jogging like

743
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: this the next day because I lost my voice because

744
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 1: I just got wasted. The night before, I was smoking

745
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of cigarettes and was like I knew I

746
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: had totally sab like I was hungover, and it was

747
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: like I wasn't. I'm so glad I didn't get that

748
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: job because I didn't deserve it. I couldn't handle that pressure.

749
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: And I never did that a on though, like of

750
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: of the night before something, because it felt terrible to

751
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,479
Speaker 1: squander that and I knew I did, but I'm glad

752
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: I did because that I wasn't ready for it. You

753
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: shouldn't I shouldn't have gotten that And Dak Shephard. Probably

754
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: I would do those same things, not with business but

755
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: with family stuff. Like so if I had like dinner

756
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: with my or lunch with my grandma the next day,

757
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: or Mother's Day the next day, the night before, I

758
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: would get for some reason just absolutely destroy myself. And

759
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: I'd be so hungover at these things, which make a

760
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: thousand times worse because you were already doing something you

761
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: kind of didn't want to have to be with family

762
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: and celebrate this. You're like, why, I don't know, I

763
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: I think back at it, I I I don't know.

764
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I was just self sabotaging because I was asking

765
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: for help, but I couldn't ask for help. So I

766
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: thought maybe if I completely fucked up, people would be

767
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: interested in then make maybe like force me. Would you

768
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 1: fake all day that you weren't sick like or would

769
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: you really lean into it? No, I would fake. I

770
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: would pretend to be like completely normal and then have

771
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: a full on panic attack. Oh, Andrew, and I'd be

772
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: I remember being at lunch with my grandma and like

773
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: if you're at like the club and you're hungover and

774
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: you're just like you're just looking at old people and

775
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: you feel so disconnected from him and oh my god, dude,

776
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: the panic, the anxiety and just like just shaking, going

777
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: to the bathroom over and over again, just trying to

778
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: like get my bearings. You know, brain, how did anyone

779
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: hang out with you? Because I was pretty cool the

780
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: night before? Yeah, but you had something boozing you. But man,

781
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: did the people know you were falling apart of the seams?

782
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: Did There were so many times I was at dinner

783
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: and my whole brain was going crazy and I was

784
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: thinking I was going to die. And with your hand

785
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: when you get nervous, would you be like looking like

786
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: would you be chewing on your like would people go

787
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: like what's going on? I'd be underneath the table and

788
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: my legs would be shaking, my hips would be tight,

789
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: and I would feel pressure in my forehead and I'd

790
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: act normal until the appetizer came and I would be

791
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: like uh and then finally, like eventually I would calm down,

792
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: like thirty five minutes in the dinner, or I would

793
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: have to go for a walk. I mean I've had

794
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: to leave dinners because I have had I don't know, man,

795
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: it was wild, Like your brain really fucks you up, man, anyhow,

796
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: And you have no tools for it. Back then, you

797
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: had no way to deal with it. You wouldn't even

798
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: like Google, like how I didn't want to seem soft.

799
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see him weak. Oh god. I

800
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: mean it's just like, yeah, you just don't want to

801
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: be like you don't want to be the guy, the

802
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: one cousin at the party or at the dinner to

803
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: be like I can't handle this, Like I'm literally like

804
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: wanting to cry, but I can't. I didn't tell anyone

805
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: in your life. I mean, my little brother kind of

806
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: went through similar stuff. But they always just like sometimes

807
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: I just feel like I, I don't know, like I wasn't. Uh.

808
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: I either didn't show it enough or they just were like,

809
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: you're the fun guy, you're always having one, You're silly,

810
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: you're strong. Your parents never were like, hey, what's going

811
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: on with you? They were so interested in their own ship.

812
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: I think I think that's what happened. And I mean

813
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: I have empathy for it because I do the same thing.

814
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: But I know, yeah, I mean, you know my mom

815
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: being an alcoholic, and she would just wasn't literally not aware. No,

816
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: alcoholics can't be there for anyone but themselves, and that

817
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: is across the board, no matter what kind of alcoholic

818
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: you're dealing with, if you're dealing with someone who's dependent,

819
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: and people go, but my mom wasn't my dad wasn't drunk.

820
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I never saw my dad drunk. It's like, well, when

821
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: he wasn't drinking, it was almost worse because he hated

822
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: the fact that he wasn't drinking and was like resenting

823
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: every moment because when you know, it was like because

824
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: when you want your drug and you can't have it

825
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: because you have to be with your kids, you fucking

826
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: are And that's more. That's that's worse than when you're drunk.

827
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: You know, Like so when people go, you know, I

828
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: only saw my dad drunk a handful of times, or

829
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: he wouldn't drink around me, It's like you probably would

830
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: have benefited from being around dad drunk because that was was

831
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: the only time he had any fun. It was the

832
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: times that he wasn't drunk that he fucking hated you

833
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: and was so disconnected because he was thinking about when

834
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: can I drink next? When can I drink next? Just

835
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: white knuckling it, as I call it, dude, I would

836
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: I I don't remember one time where like my mom

837
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: would make dinner for us, Like I get home late

838
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: because I played sports and I drove an hour to

839
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: school or whatever. But I don't remember one time sitting

840
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 1: down and being like having like like like any kind

841
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: of talk, like anywhere I'm at, what's going on in school?

842
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: None of that. Ship. I see some of these families

843
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: on TikTok that like prank each other and they're all

844
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: like part like they're all like one like cohesive unit,

845
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the funk is this? Like that

846
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: the melia is the other night. I mean whatever, but

847
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: they'll probably get divorced soon, um anyhow. But yeah, it's

848
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: just there if you can if you don't know what

849
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about about people, like, if you've never been

850
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: addicted to anything, the way that alcoholics feel when they're

851
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 1: not drinking is the way have you ever been starving? Right?

852
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: Like you've are the most hungry you've ever been, right,

853
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: and all you can think about is like where we

854
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: were gonna go for dinner? When's the food coming? You know,

855
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: every time the waiter walks into the kitchen, you're like

856
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: he might be coming out with it, and like that

857
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: kind of anxiety where you're like you can't focus on

858
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: the conversation because you're like, my, my, my food might

859
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: be arriving. That's how adds feel all the time when

860
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: they're not getting to do their their drugs. So if

861
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: you can't relate, you can relate to that moment. And

862
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: that's how your dear dad, who you never saw drink,

863
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: was feeling all the time when he was with you,

864
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: and that's why he's such an asshole. I know. I

865
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: didn't get asked that a lot either, and for various reasons,

866
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: but just never never had a talk like, how do

867
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: you feel about that? You seem to be going through something?

868
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 1: Is is there anything on your mind? Nikki? You seem

869
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: to be in a bad mood lately. What's going on?

870
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: Never never had me neither, And it's not And there's

871
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: my parents listening. You fucked up, but it's okay. You

872
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: didn't know any better. Um, why do I care? Why

873
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: do I care? I guess we'll do this glaves of

874
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: Chinko's a strange way, Elena, oh some some okay wife. Yeah.

875
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: I thought Nikki Glaster killed it with the joke. That's

876
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: what that was the headline. I don't know if what

877
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: I said yesterday on the podcast to allude that that

878
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: I maybe I like fibbed a little bit and said

879
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: that Chrishell, No, they quote you um because it's not right.

880
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: The headline is such a click bait. It's meaning. They

881
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: just they just changed my words. They manipulated the words. Yes,

882
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: because in the quote inside the article, you say how

883
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: she texted you, she sent you like a message, a

884
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: d M that you you're in regards to your performance.

885
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: You killed it, Yes, that's what it was. And she

886
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: didn't say specifically that joke. She goes she was like,

887
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: I think she saw my Red Carpet interview actually with

888
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: Krische or something like, and she was just like, you

889
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: killed Yeah, she said you killed it. There was no

890
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: like I loved that joke where you skewered my ex

891
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: husband and it was so it wasn't that at all.

892
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: But thanks us week for now. I had a great

893
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: dinner with gloub last night. Then I wake up to

894
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: a thing that's like Nikki revealed that Gleb's X reached

895
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: out and loved that she trashed her her friend Gleb,

896
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: and it's like, that's not what happened, And I you

897
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: know what happened was she just wrote me a nice

898
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 1: message and it wasn't about like get them girl, and

899
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: and now I kind of knowing when I know, I

900
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: kind of regret my I don't regret my jokes about

901
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: club that I made because they were really funny and

902
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: he was into them and crish I was into them.

903
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: But let me just say, there's literally no truth behind

904
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: the jokes I made, literally none, and I when I

905
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: delivered them thought that there was none. And headline that

906
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: the past listen and it will take them back. But

907
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: I did feel bad today, like after having this great

908
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 1: uh talk with Glub last night and hearing his side

909
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: of everything and just you know, still empathizing with every

910
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: part of this, knowing that like, oh my god, it

911
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: felt shitty to wake up me like now gloves to

912
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: think that I'm talking ship on him in my podcast

913
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 1: and and like you know, buddy buddy with his wife

914
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, we're gonna get him, which is not

915
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: the way it went down and not the way that

916
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: she thought it would you know, reach out to me

917
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: at all. So I just want to be clear about that.

918
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Hopefully Gleb reads the full article and not just the headline. Well,

919
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: I know, glad that does wake up to a fresh

920
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: Las Weekly on his porch every morning, just like you

921
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: know when you stay at a hotel and they give

922
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: you the Times on your front door after journal and

923
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: then I think he actually checks out. He's so hot.

924
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: It's like in in he's aged a couple of years

925
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: since I've been able to look at him across the

926
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: like like really really study his face. Boy. Uh, he

927
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: is so like I really like an age he used

928
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: to be so pretty because he's just so he was

929
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: like a little bit younger and little modeling. Now he's

930
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: a little bit like just ah, god, gleb. If you're

931
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: listening that you know you know how I feel about you,

932
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: but like and you know that you're so saying club's

933
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: hot is like saying the fucking son is? You know? Yes? Uh?

934
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: And boy, was it ever last night? There's a lot no, no, no,

935
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: I was not turned out. I really wasn't. I was

936
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: just like he's such a beautiful man and I love

937
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: and I learned so much about him that I go,

938
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: he's so much more than I even knew in during

939
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, like he shared a lot with me,

940
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: but like we I'm like, you're such a good person,

941
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: and uh, from I guess the things he was telling me.

942
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: I mean, by the way, I'm just hearing one side

943
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: of things. I was like, it's kind of nice though,

944
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: to like kind of go on a a pseudo date

945
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: with like the hottest man on earth because it gives

946
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: you an I like, so the next day you go

947
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: on with a very good looking man that you thought

948
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: might be too good looking for you, you realize, oh no,

949
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: they're just they have insecurities whatever. Like I don't know,

950
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: it's like a good like gayway a lot of date.

951
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: But it was definitely very like it was. It was

952
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: just a loving connection between friends who have And he

953
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: said to me, he goes as soon as I saw him.

954
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: We hugged and he started like dancing. We'd like did

955
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: our little salsa while we were for our table, and

956
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: he was like, he goes, you are the only He

957
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: was like, I would dance with you again. I would

958
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: dance with you. Ag I go, glad, I'm trying to

959
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: get back in. I go, I want to do a

960
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: Loser's season and he's like, you need to. He was like,

961
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: the way they do the show now, he goes, Nikki,

962
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: the way they did the show in your season was

963
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: the worst way it's ever been. You would kill the

964
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: show now, and I go glub. Not only would I

965
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: kill the show now, I am a new woman, like

966
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: I have confidence, I don't care like what people think.

967
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: I would be willing to I was in such a

968
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,959
Speaker 1: fragile state when I did that show that I would

969
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: love to go back with the person I am now.

970
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: And and he even was like, who is this new person?

971
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: Like you don't seem you just hold your He was like,

972
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: so proud of who I've become, stat because he saw

973
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: me in a really bad state then. And we were

974
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: just laughing about all the things we used to care

975
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: about then, and and the guy the boys I was into,

976
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: and it was really really fun. And then I have

977
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: another thing to share eventually about last night that I

978
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: can't wait. But it was a good It was a

979
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: good night, and you had a good night too, right, Yeah,

980
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: I had a good night. I mean, uh yeah, I

981
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: met my hero Mark May. Yeah. I look at this

982
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: warning and Andrew was talking to Noah in the kitchen.

983
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I think it's uncoe to be like.

984
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: It was actually pretty cool to have a conversation with

985
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 1: someone that pretty much started podcasting yea, and yeah, I went.

986
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: I hung out with Tim Dylan, who was an old

987
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: friend of mine. We went to the comedy store next

988
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: ding I know him in a conversation with him and

989
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: Mark Marin. Tim leaves and then it's just me and

990
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: Mark Marin shooting the ship. Yeah, and I'm just like

991
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm shooting the ship with because he's like, you know,

992
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: he's such a figure in a way, and uh yeah.

993
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: I mean within ten minutes I realized he's not just

994
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: a hot face. You know, there's no Mark Maron is

995
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: one of those people that you're like, oh my god,

996
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Mark Maren. Then you're like he's just

997
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: a guy like us all, like they don't change. But yeah,

998
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: I love Mark Maren. Um. Yeah, our first interaction, I

999
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: went him at a comedy festival and I was at

1000
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: like this, um. I was at a buffet that they

1001
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: had set up and he just walked at me and

1002
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: I was like making a late and he goes, he

1003
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: looked at me and he goes, what are you eating disorder? Girl?

1004
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: And I was like I go, Mark, yes I am,

1005
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: And I go and you're I know that you not

1006
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: it because you're eating disorder boy? Like and then we

1007
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: got to it would just like cut through the and

1008
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: I was like, how how like just a bunch of vegetables,

1009
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, just a bunch of eating disorder foods because

1010
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: I was still in my disease. Then okay, let's get

1011
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: to finish my sentence, which is where Andrew and I

1012
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: complete a sentence for each other and see if we

1013
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: can get it right. And sometimes it makes us fight

1014
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: all day or in one time when we did this,

1015
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: it made his final day. So this sentence is Andrew, Oh,

1016
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: you want me to go first? I mean, like I

1017
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: I wrote it down, I don't have anything, Okay. If

1018
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: I could change one thing about my physical appearance without surgery,

1019
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: with the snap of a finger, it would be blank

1020
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: because then I could blank. I like how you set

1021
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: this up like this? It's like Mad Live Style. Now. Yes,

1022
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to have an extra element to it. This

1023
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: is what we should call it, sad level. Um. Do

1024
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: you want me me to go first? You want? Okay?

1025
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 1: If I could change one thing about Okay, Hi, I'm

1026
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer. If I could change one thing about my

1027
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,959
Speaker 1: physical appearance without surgery with the snap of a finger,

1028
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: it would be to have a little bit bigger of

1029
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: an ass. I I want a thicker ass. I put

1030
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: on pants the other day and I didn't like how

1031
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: they fit, And I just think, like just a little

1032
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be a giant ass, just some ass,

1033
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: and I'd be pretty pretty happy with that could because

1034
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: then I could maybe wear certain pants that maybe I avoid.

1035
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: I could have a little bit more confidence, uh when

1036
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm maybe naked, or maybe when i'm you know, at

1037
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: the beach or whenever. But however, I do feel way

1038
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,959
Speaker 1: more comfortable with my body these days, and I doubt

1039
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: I actually like for the first of them in my life.

1040
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: I kind of like my ass and I like myself.

1041
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: So wait, so do I if I had to, if

1042
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: there was one thing I had to change, it would

1043
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: be okay, that's what you think? All right? Do I

1044
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: answer it first? How do we do this? Do I say?

1045
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: If he was right or not? Yeah? I think so? Okay,

1046
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: so that's not a bad guess. But I do like

1047
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: my ass. Now, I know, I can't stop picking up

1048
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: my knee. It's like I need to get it off.

1049
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: It's like get there. I think it's a word, but

1050
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: I think it's the kind of work that I don't

1051
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: want like I don't know if it's a word. It's

1052
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: like a skin growth on my knee that has been

1053
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: there for like a decade and sometimes I pick it

1054
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: off when i'm and I just no, I'm not nervous

1055
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: at all, but I just want to get let's get off.

1056
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: I needed to be flatt, I know, but I can't

1057
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: stop watching it and you, okay, but I don't mind

1058
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: if you do it. I would not change my ass

1059
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: now because I really do think it's decent enough. Like

1060
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: I think as I age, more fat is going down

1061
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: there just as like a woman. So I'm like, okay,

1062
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. Um, that wouldn't be the thing

1063
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: I would change. I would change. Um. I would have

1064
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 1: my skin not go like falling off my face because

1065
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: I see my face just like like sometimes I look

1066
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: like a melting candle of like skin, and that's what

1067
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,479
Speaker 1: I would have, like more tight skin on my face.

1068
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: And I know that's like a minor thing, but I

1069
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: would have like a face like I would just have

1070
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: my face pulled up like stretched up. That's what I do.

1071
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: But I don't understand without surgery, like it's like because

1072
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: you have to consider all these things like, well, I

1073
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: don't want to do this and know this is just

1074
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 1: like you stab your fingers and it's like it's fixed

1075
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: right away. It's imaginary. And for the segment that's yes, yes, yes, okay,

1076
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: I just want to say the reason I would do

1077
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: that is because then people would like me more because

1078
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: I look younger, and everyone likes younger things because everyone's

1079
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: scared of death and it reminds them of death. And

1080
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: then people wouldn't make fun of my face or like,

1081
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: let like, I know that that's going to be the

1082
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: first thing that people make fun of when I age,

1083
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: And like, notice is my face. My body is still

1084
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: in good shape, but my face is going faster than

1085
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: the rest of my body. And no one's ever, literally

1086
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: ever told me that I look young for my age,

1087
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: and that's okay, I don't mind it, but like I

1088
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: would like my my face to stop aging. Um, that's

1089
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: my number one. But positive is so many people do

1090
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: their face so much and their body is falling apart,

1091
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: so it doesn't match. Your body is going to be fantastic,

1092
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: your whole life, your life it's going and your dad

1093
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: still has a fantastic figures. I get it, But like

1094
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: my dad's face. He looks like a turtle. Like his head.

1095
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: He does have a turtle face. His head is aging faster.

1096
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: That's why I stay out of the sun. I'm just saying,

1097
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: like I would shoot, I would choose a facelift. And

1098
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, but the thing is, the top of

1099
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: the finger doesn't. It's not gonna look like housewives. It's

1100
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: just gonna be look like me pulled up a little

1101
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: bit more. And I would make myself have a you

1102
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: know what I would do, Okay, smaller forehead. I would

1103
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: have my hairline start half an inch lower on my head,

1104
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: like I want to Selena Gomez hairline where it's like

1105
00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: she has like a little she has like an inn

1106
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: of forehead and I have like five inches. And now

1107
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: don't use that against me, trolls and be like, oh,

1108
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: your four word's big, please don't. Okay, Andrew, if I

1109
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: if I'm Andrew Colin, Hey, I'm Andrew Colin. And if

1110
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: I could change one thing about my physicality without surgery,

1111
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 1: and it's just the snap of a finger, I would

1112
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: be four inches taller because I people like taller people,

1113
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: and I'm okay with the size of my penis, even

1114
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: though it probably would look smaller given my four inches

1115
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: of height, so I do have to consider that. Now

1116
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm backtracking, but I would probably be four inches taller

1117
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: so that I could be more athletic and more like

1118
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: stand out in a crowd, and like people would like

1119
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: me more because people tend to like tall people. Girls

1120
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: tend to like tall people better. And not that I'm

1121
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: looking for girls, but overall in society, like you succeed

1122
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: more if you're taller. Um, And that's what I would change, Andrew,

1123
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 1: That's it's a tough one. And there's so many things

1124
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: that I think I would change. My nipples, even though

1125
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: I've been told many times my nipples are not bad,

1126
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: but I they're They're just such an insecurity that I've

1127
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: had my whole life to get them fixed. It would

1128
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: literally be such a cheap surgery to get your nipples,

1129
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: make your nipples, and you could get your nipples removed.

1130
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: They could take out the puff and they could put

1131
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: them back on. Yes they can. Have you ever looked

1132
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: into it? You said that someone I had surgery for

1133
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: the nipples. The rock, the rock, but then someone yelled

1134
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: at me, I don't know what. Okay, Okay, Yeah, I'm

1135
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: gonna try, uh nipples. Yes, I think I would take

1136
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: my hair line. I don't mind that my hair's receding,

1137
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: because I think it looks good when a man ages

1138
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: in their hair actually goes back a little bit. But

1139
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm just I could use a little bit more thickness.

1140
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: And you want to do nipples you wanted to do

1141
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: or you want to do hair? But what if I

1142
00:54:54,840 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: took my nipples and put them power? Okay, um, that's

1143
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: I think I would give myself a wards. I forgot

1144
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: about that one. I would give myself one wart on

1145
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: the bottom of my foot that didn't hurt that much,

1146
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: but hurt a little bit, and then I could I'm

1147
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: not kidding you. I'm perfect, except I want a ward.

1148
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: But I'm scared to get one one purpose because I'm

1149
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: scared to spread everywhere. I just want one on the

1150
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: bottom of my toe or like somewhere with a good calp.

1151
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: You're telling me right now you would have a ward

1152
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: over a younger face. No, that's not true. But I

1153
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: do really want a ward in just one place. I'm

1154
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: so weird. I wouldn't mind if my penis was a

1155
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: little bit thicker, like a little bit more weight. What

1156
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: are we looking at? Um around that like hard? Okay,

1157
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: you guys, this is about a that's that's like as

1158
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: that's as much as you need? Yeah, yeah, I mean

1159
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: what is that? That's like a large I don't even

1160
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: know how to describe. What about an inch and a

1161
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: half in diameter? I just yeah, I could use a

1162
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: little bit more weight. I think you want to be heavier. Yeah,

1163
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: you just want a girl to pick it up and

1164
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I saw some guy on TikTok. I

1165
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: saw on TikTok to a backflip and his cock like

1166
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: in his shorts, like and every girl's like, man has

1167
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: a lot of weight. Like that's all I want, Just

1168
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: like to do a backflip and a girl go goddamn,

1169
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: that's a lot of weight in there. With an accent. Yeah, yeah,

1170
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: I got a lot of weight. Watch it on TikTok

1171
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: like it is so funny. We call no, and I

1172
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: call Andrew again, hinting around cocks eyes. What did he

1173
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: say yesterday that we were like, oh my god, he's

1174
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: doing it again. Oh. When we were sitting out on

1175
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: the yeah with Bill and Mike and everyone, we were

1176
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: talking about something and Andrew just goes so like, wait,

1177
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: you guys like, oh, girls moaning? Are they moaning because

1178
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: of the size. We were talking about being loud during sex,

1179
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: and you were like, that was on the podcast. That

1180
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: was on the podcast you asked a question, Yeah, there's

1181
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: a girl moan from the side of the cock or

1182
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: from the pleasure. Oh, I think that was on the podcast.

1183
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: Then later on there was another one though, where he

1184
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: was like because of the size, and no one and

1185
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: I were just like he had and he goes on

1186
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: doing it a purpose and I don't know you. Well,

1187
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Guys talk about dick's a lot like

1188
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: straight guys. I friends with a lot of guys, and

1189
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: I've been friends with the guys my whole life in

1190
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: a way that we are friends too, very open. No

1191
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: one thinks about as much as you final thought. I mean,

1192
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: I just I don't know if guys are as comfortable

1193
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: around you to talk about their dick's eyes. Maybe they are.

1194
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: I just I can sense the thing is you haven't

1195
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: told me you're uncofortable about dick eyes. I knew it

1196
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: before we ever got there, because you would perk up

1197
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: when girls would talk about DICKX and be like and

1198
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: follow up with little questions of insecurities the way that

1199
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: I would if someone would be like talking about a

1200
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: flat ass, I would just be like, so, like is

1201
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: as Actually wouldn't say that because I thought it was

1202
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: too obvious. You're not good at not being obvious. I

1203
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: have to say you, but you think that you're being

1204
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: like I'm so no, I don't. I don't think I'm

1205
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: being sed. I don't know you. I don't. Let me

1206
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: just say okay, how am I okay? Here? Explain it

1207
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: to me. Yes, So you are not good at subtlety.

1208
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: Remember the time that. So if if I'm ever around

1209
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: Andrew and like, let's say there's something happening that we

1210
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: talked about before with a friend and we're at lunch

1211
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: and they start doing it, I want to kick him

1212
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: under the table. I can't do that with you ever

1213
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: ever do I can't give you a look or anything.

1214
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: But like, so, say we're having a shared moment and

1215
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: we don't want to do it in front of Noah.

1216
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: We're like, let's say Noah did something that we were like,

1217
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, we talked about her doing that, and

1218
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: we're being little bitches at lunch and we're like, no,

1219
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: it does something and we're like, oh my god, like

1220
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: she's doing it, and I kick you. I could never

1221
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: trust you to do that because you go, oh, why

1222
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: are you kicking me? Like you are never plugged into

1223
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: the discreetness or or if you are into it, I'll

1224
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: look at you and go like like raise my eyebrows

1225
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: in a way and then you will start giggling in

1226
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: a way that's like so obvious us to the third person.

1227
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: You can't ever just a poker face. You are. You

1228
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: are terrible. At one time, we I wanted you to

1229
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: leave me alone with someone because he was a third

1230
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: I asked him to be a third wheel because I

1231
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: was nervous to be around the guy alone. Is one time,

1232
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: but this is the time I've been into. I do

1233
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: something once and maybe it's a big one no no,

1234
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: but then it beca my whole person. But this is

1235
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: the kicking under the table thing I've I've done with

1236
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: you several times and you have always gone wait what

1237
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: like and I go, oh my god, I don't. Now

1238
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: I have to pretend that I was just like accidentally

1239
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: kicked him on at the table. It's happened a lot.

1240
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm serious. You're not someone that I can just go

1241
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: like inside, I can't even give you a look like

1242
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: I have certain friends that we just can look at

1243
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: each other and not start laughing. We just give a

1244
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: look like, but you go like you get like excited

1245
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: about it, and you'll look at me too much, and

1246
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: you'll keep going back to it. I And in fact,

1247
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: sometimes when we are with someone that does something that

1248
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: is we know we're going to talk about later, I

1249
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: won't even look at you because you look at me like,

1250
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: let's let's look at each other about it right now,

1251
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: and I go, I can't even Sometimes I'm like a dog.

1252
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: And then later on you go, did you see that?

1253
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: Of course I saw that, Andrew. I was never going

1254
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: to look at you, because it's so obvious, like you are.

1255
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: You don't realize that you give a wet you have

1256
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: no poker face, and that you give away things by

1257
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: either biting your fingers or like the anxiety you express,

1258
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: it will suddenly show up and like the it's very vulnerable.

1259
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: But you aren't good at hiding your feeling. I've been

1260
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: better about being giddy. I don't know if that's like

1261
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: comes with age, about being like that nervous energy. I

1262
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: really don't feel like I have we have to go

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Speaker 1: do to huge podcasts today, and I'm really scared about

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Speaker 1: you being giddy. I'm scared. Can I say my fears? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: My fears is that like I won't be able to

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Speaker 1: talk at all because well, I'm the star of our show,

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Speaker 1: so and we're promoting the Hulais podcast, so I think

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Speaker 1: that would be okay. Let's see even that attitude that

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Speaker 1: I just got, I'm just saying, like, we're not going

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Speaker 1: in as your your it'd be like Conan O'Brien, Andy

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Speaker 1: Ricks are going into promo. I was coming you my

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Speaker 1: fears and you came back at me like I'm the star.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just saying your fears are real because they

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Speaker 1: are thinking that's the way it should be. You're not.

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Speaker 1: I got you invited on these like we're going in

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Speaker 1: together as a thing. Yeah, of course I'm going to

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Speaker 1: set you up to look great, but I wanted to

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Speaker 1: have a talk with you before of like, please don't

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Speaker 1: have because sometimes you'll do this thing where you're like

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Speaker 1: you'll be on these shows. You'll be like so so

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this, like you get into this, like I

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Speaker 1: just want you to be the same on this podcast

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Speaker 1: today that you are, like I want you to be

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Speaker 1: this energy instead of like trying to show off for

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Speaker 1: boys are getting nervous and like, think you tell me

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Speaker 1: these things and then sometimes I'll hold back my funniness

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Speaker 1: or saying that's I really don't like when you go

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Speaker 1: the other way, when you get like super like I'm

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Speaker 1: so chill, it's just like be real, Okay. But I

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Speaker 1: imagine if I told you how to be on a podcast,

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Speaker 1: please tell me you just did. You said you're you're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to you my and I said, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: probably will. I mean that's what I do. And I

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Speaker 1: acknowledge that it's annoying to you sometimes, and you can

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Speaker 1: acknowledge that you being Tom Sigura, I understand you know

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Speaker 1: like that. No, you are good friends with those guys

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Speaker 1: to the point now that you're more comfortable. But I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we're going in there. Like when you do, you

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Speaker 1: get like with you get like a little bit a

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Speaker 1: bit star struck with you, as you should. They're huge,

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Speaker 1: but I don't I don't win them anymore. Bee. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you'll be fine. The only thing is the

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Speaker 1: setup at Cigars is kind of weird. Yeah, Like they

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Speaker 1: have like a high table and they're like looking down

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Speaker 1: at It just doesn't feel that connected, but they're doing Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean that it doesn't feel connected there

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Speaker 1: when you do it yourself, Yeah, which I've done alone before. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a different setup for two people. No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying I was making a joke that I did it

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Speaker 1: by myself. I know. Uh, go listen to the Go

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Speaker 1: listen to it. It was great if you want to

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Speaker 1: hear them to talk. No, so no the table. He's

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Speaker 1: at a table and they're like they're like by where

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Speaker 1: Noah is and they're higher up so they're kind of

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Speaker 1: like looking So it just doesn't feel like you want

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Speaker 1: to go there an hour early so you can scope

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Speaker 1: out the room and get comfortable and walk the premises. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: just I don't want to do that. I listened to

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Speaker 1: the Honeydew last night that you did where he I

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Speaker 1: listened to Tom Sagura on Honeydew. Uh, what's his name? Spot?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Ryan Sickler's podcast Honeydew is so fucking good.

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Speaker 1: Tom sagurw went in there and talked about the story

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Speaker 1: of him breaking his leg playing like Dot contest with Bert.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking good. I'm excited to talk to them today.

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Speaker 1: I had a really really good episode of you which

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Speaker 1: love the Honey Due go listen to go subscribe to

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Speaker 1: honey Do. I mean it has seven and a half

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Speaker 1: thousand reviews and like it's it's huge already, so you

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Speaker 1: probably heard of it. But um, anyway, yeah, so we'll

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Speaker 1: be on the podcasts later. I'm sorry I attacked you.

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Speaker 1: I just I want you to be yourself. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening. We will be back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: to finish up our stint in l A and then

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Speaker 1: we're back to St. Louis. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: listening to podcast. We love you, besties.