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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that started a new type of

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Speaker 1: music festival that only sick people can attend, called Coughchella.

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Speaker 1: Now you don't have to worry about getting anybody else sing.

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Speaker 1: As long as you pass the temperature check at the

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Speaker 1: gate one hundred and above, you're in.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but they're running out of pedia light.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other red snot chili peppers,

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Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of a

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Speaker 1: fan favorite Florida. Recently, a fifty eight year old man

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Speaker 1: named Brian Parker drove through a gate at Daytona Beach

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Speaker 1: International Airport and onto the airfield. Oh not cool.

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Speaker 2: He thought his car could fly, okay.

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Speaker 1: He then attempted to board multiple airplanes.

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Speaker 2: Nobody today with the prices the way they are, I

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Speaker 2: don't One had passengers aboard, but the door was locked,

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Speaker 2: so he left and was able to.

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Speaker 1: Get into a different plane, which was empty, before the

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Speaker 1: police caught up with him grand theft auto. Well. In

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Speaker 1: bodycam footage, he told officials quote, I went to an

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Speaker 1: AA meeting, then the next thing I know, I'm doing cocaine,

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Speaker 1: drinking like a fish and driving through the airport runway.

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Speaker 2: He needs to go to a couple more meetings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or did they encourage it? They don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't enough which one he went to. They're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: do a bunch of the stuff and then you'll never

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Speaker 1: want to do it an.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how that's that's the part of the steps.

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Speaker 1: Probably not, but now Brian's facing multiple charges. Officials noted

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Speaker 1: that driving drunk is bad enough, but then adding hard

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Speaker 1: drugs to the mix is probably why he believed he

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Speaker 1: was in some kind of action movie.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be quite the update for his AA group. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, his blue the word Mustang was badly damaged after

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Speaker 1: plowing through the airport gate. So he's probably not going

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Speaker 1: to be seeing that car anytime soon unless he watches

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Speaker 1: the news tonight. Will is he not going to be

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Speaker 1: in jail for a while. That's a federal property he

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Speaker 1: broke on to.

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Speaker 2: Come on, don't.

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Speaker 1: Folks on the bad part of it. Their next laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of the spring season. How do you

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Speaker 1: know it's spring is it the cherry blossoms are in bloom,

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Speaker 1: the birds start to sing, or the giant pile of

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Speaker 1: dirty socks finally going up in flames flame, Because that's

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Speaker 1: exactly how Annapolis, Maryland marks the start of the season.

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Speaker 1: Over the weekend, hundreds of people packed the city's Eastport

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Speaker 1: Beaches for their annual oyster roast and sock burning.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I feel like I could smell

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Speaker 2: that from here.

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Speaker 1: A long time participant described it as a potent blend

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Speaker 1: of smelly socks, alcohol, music, piles of oysters, and more

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Speaker 1: than a hint of pyromania. Yeah, babe, oys making me

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Speaker 1: want to go. It all started fifty years ago in

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven, when a boat yard worker named Bob

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Speaker 1: Turner reportedly had enough of the long, bitter winter, peeled

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Speaker 1: off his socks and burned them, vowing to not wear

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Speaker 1: another pair until next year. And that's exactly what people

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Speaker 1: are still doing to this day. They all gather together,

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Speaker 1: toss their old socks into a bonfire, raise a drink,

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Speaker 1: and declare sailing season officially open.

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Speaker 2: Hey sounds kind of fun, Like at first I was

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Speaker 2: you take the socks away?

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Speaker 1: This sounds awesome, like an oyster festival stuff. Some locals

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Speaker 1: go for the symbolism. Others are more realists, saying it's

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Speaker 1: really just an excuse to drink a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, music oysters, your barefoot.

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Speaker 1: And you get to get rid of those old smelly songs.

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Speaker 1: Show win, win Wind. This next lazer sory is out

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Speaker 1: of Beverage Bay. Coca Cola fans right now is the

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Speaker 1: perfect time to stock up, but only if it has

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Speaker 1: a yellow cap.

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Speaker 2: I thought they always had red caps.

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Speaker 1: Well, standard Coca Cola bottles come mark with the signature

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Speaker 1: red caps, and those use high fruit dose corn syrup.

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Speaker 1: Mexican Coke, on the other hand, uses real cane sugar,

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Speaker 1: which comes with the higher price tag and delivers a smoother,

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Speaker 1: cleaner finish.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it only tastes the best out of

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Speaker 2: a glass bottle bottles.

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Speaker 1: But each year Coke releases a limited edition yellow capped

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Speaker 1: version that uses real cane sugar, similar to Mexican Coke,

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Speaker 1: but it sells it at the standard product price. They

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Speaker 1: should do a white cap, but the o g ingredient.

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Speaker 1: Those would sell out instantly. Some may overlook the subtle

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Speaker 1: cap color change, but many fans do recognize the difference

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Speaker 1: in flavor. So if you happen to about a yellow

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Speaker 1: cap bottle of Coca Cola, it may be worth stalking

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Speaker 1: up on a few before they disappear from shelves again.

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Speaker 1: This final laser story is out of Botland. Have you

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Speaker 1: started noticing the signs? Something on the internet was AI generated? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so easy to well, here's another log for the pile.

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Speaker 1: A college professor at Chapman University in southern California went

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Speaker 1: viral this week after he revealed the one word that's

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Speaker 1: a dead giveaway something was written by AI and he guesses,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it's.

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Speaker 2: Or like furthermore somewhere.

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Speaker 1: So close. The word is moreover apt for.

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Speaker 2: Learning from who was using them more to begin with

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Speaker 2: the dictionary?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he says it rarely appears in casual writing or

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Speaker 1: normal conversation, so when he sees moreover in a paper

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Speaker 1: or other communication from a student, he immediately thinks AI

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Speaker 1: was involved.

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Speaker 2: It's that and everything's hyphenated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Several students jumped in the comments section to say

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Speaker 1: that they might not use words like moreover, furthermore or

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Speaker 1: thus in their everyday language, but they do use those

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Speaker 1: words all the time in formal written papers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we can tell you. They could probably take him out.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty redundant. Well, I mean just fun, can't Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm trying to make a word count

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Speaker 2: whenever a kid puts something like that in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. Moreover, the response was said that

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Speaker 1: he did post a follow up video to say that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't dislike students using AI. They just shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: lazy about it. So it's okay to use as a

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Speaker 1: tool sometimes, just don't be fully reliant on it. Got

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Speaker 1: it for this guy. He believes in using AI as

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Speaker 1: a tool, but he also uses something called a shieldo

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Speaker 1: as well. Okay, it's a shoe mashup. Well, we're out

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Speaker 1: of time.

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Speaker 2: I almost got to tell you what it was.

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Speaker 1: I guess we'll just have to wonder. That now means

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning