Speaker 1: What's the most expensive trip you've ever planned for someone?
Speaker 2: Two million?
Speaker 1: Two million? How long was that trip?
Speaker 2: A week?
Speaker 1: A two million dollar a week trip?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nothing.
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Speaker 1: throw you ten percent bone? Eddie?
Speaker 3: What up?
Speaker 1: Welcome back? Thanks Bud, holy cow. Last week just a
Speaker 1: ship without a course. Oh man, we were all over
Speaker 1: the place without you. A boat without a rudder, A
Speaker 1: boat without a rudder, that's what we were last week.
Speaker 1: How have you fully recovered?
Speaker 3: No, I have not. I got three more weeks in
Speaker 3: the sling. But whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you had to do this surgery?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did have to do it, total tear. So I
Speaker 3: guess so.
Speaker 1: You feel like it was a success.
Speaker 3: I feel like it wasn't us.
Speaker 1: Do you think you'll be better than ever?
Speaker 3: I think my left arm is going to be just
Speaker 3: eighty percent of what it could ever be.
Speaker 1: So no, will you still be able to play the violin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the left arm I just studied under the chin.
Speaker 1: Could you play the violin before?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay. Now, Eddie and I are both veteran travelers.
Speaker 1: This episode I am looking forward to it today because
Speaker 1: we're just we're going to be focusing a lot on
Speaker 1: travel hacks, and you say, oh, well, what kind of
Speaker 1: hacks do you have that can relate to us in
Speaker 1: the back of the bus. I got a few. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're not able to fly private or first class,
Speaker 1: I got a few hacks for you at the airport.
Speaker 1: You ever do this one, Eddie, I call it my picnic.
Speaker 1: What you do if you're flying commercial coach, you stop
Speaker 1: off at Popeyes before you get to the airport. Get
Speaker 1: yourself a sixteen piece now that's gonna come with I believe,
Speaker 1: three signature sides and eight buttermilk biscuits. Now, when you
Speaker 1: board the plane, the smell, oh, it doesn't even matter
Speaker 1: if it's luke warm. At this point, people are gonna
Speaker 1: be itching like, oh that smost good. Now, you just
Speaker 1: you treat the flight like like a picnic. Who's in
Speaker 1: the people sitting next to you that you were? You know,
Speaker 1: fighting for elbow space here. Oh now, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: we're all sharing here. I got enough for everybody. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna eat fried chicken, biscuits and some sides. You
Speaker 1: can't go wrong with this hack. It works every time.
Speaker 1: You'll build lifelong friends and people that you know that
Speaker 1: aren't sitting by you, they're at least getting free smells.
Speaker 1: One of the biggest difference between commercial travel and private
Speaker 1: travel is you don't get to drive your car all
Speaker 1: the way up to the plane at airports. Wow, that's true,
Speaker 1: but no one can stop you from pretending your handicap.
Speaker 1: I believe it's a hip of violation if they ask.
Speaker 1: Better yet, fake a handicap and let them know your
Speaker 1: military Praay, get yourself a free coffee eddie. You ever
Speaker 1: checked luggage? Nope, of course not. You're a veteran traveler,
Speaker 1: but you're only allowed one carry on and one personal
Speaker 1: But guess what. You're also allowed to bring a pillow Mmm,
Speaker 1: here's the pill loophole. Okay, fill that pillow case with
Speaker 1: whatever you want. That's a whole other bag. See. The
Speaker 1: problem is when you have a carry on and you
Speaker 1: wear size twelve, you bring one extra pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: That's eating a third of your luggage space. Not with
Speaker 1: a pill loophole. You throw a couple pair of boots
Speaker 1: in there. That's fine. Boom saved you forty five minutes
Speaker 1: at the airport. I'll tell you the worst thing about
Speaker 1: flying commercial having a layover unless you embrace it. Treat
Speaker 1: whatever city that you have a layover in as just
Speaker 1: another little vacation city. Make the layover as long as possible.
Speaker 1: Five hours. Go into town. Try the local barbecue. Now
Speaker 1: you just cramp two vacations into one. That's ham finality.
Speaker 1: If you're at your vacation destination over a Sunday, oh,
Speaker 1: why don't you check out a local church. Start asking
Speaker 1: weird questions to people in the congregation. Make them think
Speaker 1: that you're some detective in town trying to solve some murder.
Speaker 1: By the way, even if it's not over a Sunday,
Speaker 1: you can still go to a church. They're usually open,
Speaker 1: usually have AA meetings. Ah, just stroll in there, tell
Speaker 1: a whale of a tale. They'll talk about you forever.
Speaker 1: And no matter what hotel you're at, I always you
Speaker 1: tip house keeping, Eddie, Yes, And why do you tip
Speaker 1: house keep from Daniel, because I force you to.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing that people don't do.
Speaker 3: Never thought to do it.
Speaker 1: Got to tip them. You gotta tip they're going in there,
Speaker 1: they're cleaning up or disgust. The problem with tip and
Speaker 1: housekeeping is you're really putting them in a good mood
Speaker 1: for their next clean. You just got to pay it forward.
Speaker 1: You're hoping the person the room that you came into
Speaker 1: was tipped. You're hoping they were in a good headspace
Speaker 1: when they were scraping the jizz off the mister coffee.
Speaker 1: If you could afford to hire today's guest, you'd never
Speaker 1: need any of my travel hacks because she would have
Speaker 1: already taken care of everything for you. Enjoy, Pasha, My
Speaker 1: guest today proves that the ultra rich have lives so
Speaker 1: much better than anyone listening, and it's not even close.
Speaker 1: Please welcome the only person fancier than me who's ever
Speaker 1: set foot in this studio, luxury travel agent to the billionaires, Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing this. See I love what you do,
Speaker 1: probably way more than you do.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm only doing it. They said you were going
Speaker 2: to become a member. I'm coming here to collect my money.
Speaker 1: According to the prerequisites that I've researched for you. I
Speaker 1: don't have enough money to be.
Speaker 2: A member, but we'll still take your money.
Speaker 1: I do think, though, that I travel well above my means.
Speaker 2: You honestly have to do today in order to feel great service.
Speaker 2: You actually have to go above anything in order to
Speaker 2: feel like you're taken care of and people listen to
Speaker 2: you and they care about you. It's really important.
Speaker 1: I just this is what I want to spend my
Speaker 1: money on. I don't blame you on so and when
Speaker 1: I work, you know, pretty much throughout the world, wherever
Speaker 1: there's English speaking people that want to pay to hear comedy,
Speaker 1: I will literally, as long as I break even, I'll
Speaker 1: spend ninety percent of what I'm paid on my travel.
Speaker 2: Because it's all honestly not worth to do the job
Speaker 2: to go travel right and be grossed out and then
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a shit show.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't like the anxiety of travel unless
Speaker 1: it's like really fun and fancy. Let's get going. I
Speaker 1: got so many questions for you. First, we'll start this typical.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? Maybe you grew up in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: just so I know who I'm talking to here, though.
Speaker 1: Are we talking green Point or Brooklyn Heights?
Speaker 2: Neither Avenue? Why? And Ocean Parkway?
Speaker 1: Did you travel a lot as a child?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Where'd you visit? Like? What were vacations for you as
Speaker 1: a kid?
Speaker 2: Florida? Oh, it's Florida where Santa bell Island.
Speaker 1: They took a big hit last year, I think they did.
Speaker 2: And then we went to go visit grandparents in like
Speaker 2: pom Beach County. Nothing fancy, I know.
Speaker 1: We had the same life kind of Yep. I used
Speaker 1: to go to Florida and then I lived there.
Speaker 2: I lived there too. Were you on and off so
Speaker 2: many times? They've lived in Miami, I've lived in pom
Speaker 2: Beach County. I have a love hate relationship with it. Okay,
Speaker 2: it just seems like it'll be cool, and then every
Speaker 2: time I go there, it's literally horrific. The people, the food,
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Tell me how you really feel. I hate Florida, Fine,
Speaker 1: you hate, but I may.
Speaker 2: I may move back at some point.
Speaker 1: So, I mean we all have to eventually, right, that's.
Speaker 2: The residency thing. And then no taxes is just so juicy.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: You don't care.
Speaker 1: No, I love paying tons of taxes you do. Huh awesome?
Speaker 1: What does it matter?
Speaker 2: It really at the end of the day, it doesn't
Speaker 2: really matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I want to even start with this.
Speaker 1: You got kicked out of college while in Philadelphia and
Speaker 1: pretended to be pregnant to get readmitted. Now, absolutely, First
Speaker 1: of all, why were you kicked out?
Speaker 2: Grades were horrible? Never showed up? Was paying a service
Speaker 2: to write my papers?
Speaker 1: And then why would be in pregnant? Get you readmitted?
Speaker 2: Who knows it worked? Just came up with I'm just
Speaker 2: good at coming up with stuff. So when I got
Speaker 2: called into the dean's office, grades were horrific, never showing up.
Speaker 2: I was working two jobs at the time, and I
Speaker 2: just hated school, and so I just put on the
Speaker 2: faked tears and told him that I was pregnant and
Speaker 2: just going through a really rough time and there's really
Speaker 2: nothing else you can say besides get back to class.
Speaker 1: And did you turn your life around?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: And the grades went skyrocketing up?
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, did you even finish?
Speaker 2: I finished yet? Okay, the people that wrote my papers
Speaker 2: were really making me look so much smarter than I was.
Speaker 1: So you were cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Okay, it's the only way to get to
Speaker 2: the top, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have never been to the top,
Speaker 1: but that was never my goal in life either.
Speaker 2: I was just always good at outsourcing and delegating. Even
Speaker 2: from a young age. My brother and sister used to
Speaker 2: hang up my clothes. I've never hung up my clothes
Speaker 2: before I was like seven, and they would be I
Speaker 2: would pay them like twenty five cents to like hang
Speaker 2: up all my clothes and make my bed for me.
Speaker 1: And how's that relationship with your siblings now?
Speaker 2: Not great? I don't talk, so I don't think it were.
Speaker 2: I guess delegation really hasn't worked out for me.
Speaker 1: All right, Explain to me exactly what you do for
Speaker 1: a living for people who would have no idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: and by the way, everyone that's listening to this is
Speaker 1: gonna hate us so much.
Speaker 2: Everyone always already hates me, so it's fine.
Speaker 1: Well, my fans love to point out how out of
Speaker 1: touch I am, but I enjoy sharing it with them,
Speaker 1: even though they get mad at me. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so let's explain it.
Speaker 2: I founded a company Siana Charles, seventeen years ago, and
Speaker 2: we serviced the lifestyle and travel for people that are
Speaker 2: worth one hundred million and above.
Speaker 1: Not just their travel, I mean everything that.
Speaker 2: It started off with just travel. So seventeen years ago,
Speaker 2: it started off as just a traditional travel agency, and
Speaker 2: then found out that basically learning people's passions and being
Speaker 2: an expert in every area of the world was important
Speaker 2: to be successful. And then now being asked to help
Speaker 2: people with access restaurants, help them get at ormes, bag
Speaker 2: help them get into a facialist that doesn't take new appointments,
Speaker 2: and so it's very much about access just as much
Speaker 2: as it is about travel.
Speaker 1: And how'd you get your clients? How'd you get your
Speaker 1: first client?
Speaker 2: Started the company seventeen years ago, had no clients, didn't
Speaker 2: come from a wealthy background, just couldn't like dip into
Speaker 2: Daddy's contacts. Spent like three years no clients at all.
Speaker 2: I would write the press in New York and tell
Speaker 2: them that I was the most exclusive travel company in
Speaker 2: the universe, and like started to get like little articles
Speaker 2: about myself. People would call, but I could tell that
Speaker 2: they weren't really wealthy, so I would turn them down
Speaker 2: and tell them that I was super busy with billionaires.
Speaker 2: That season My husband literally thought it was the biggest
Speaker 2: idiot because we were dead broke, eating pasta with butter.
Speaker 2: And then I finally got a call from a billionaire
Speaker 2: and they asked me to get their yacht into the Galapagos,
Speaker 2: and I said absolutely, We'd do that all the time
Speaker 2: hung up, found out that it was illegal due to
Speaker 2: environmental rights, and then figured out how to get it
Speaker 2: done and got it done, and like it was one
Speaker 2: client at a time.
Speaker 1: From there it is really ambitious.
Speaker 2: Made a bunch of money, and people thought at the
Speaker 2: time like an idiot spent every dollar on travel, probably
Speaker 2: waited another year to get a client. But realize as
Speaker 2: soon as I talked to them, because I did spend
Speaker 2: all that money on travel, that I like just got
Speaker 2: back from Paris and told him where I was eating,
Speaker 2: or just got back from the Seychelles and like was
Speaker 2: talking about the SPA and realized pretty quickly that being
Speaker 2: a subject matter expert, like it's what helped close the sale,
Speaker 2: and so spent the rest. I mean, I've been to
Speaker 2: ninety countries and it's always about learning the product.
Speaker 1: How long have you been married?
Speaker 2: Almost twenty years?
Speaker 1: And does he go on all these research trips with you.
Speaker 2: He does, Yeah, he hates it.
Speaker 1: Hey, aw, I'm sure he does. Why does he hate it?
Speaker 2: He likes routine? You're totally different. It's not his passion.
Speaker 1: I mean, well yeah, but I mean a nice hotel
Speaker 1: has to be.
Speaker 2: We don't do hotels. We do houses.
Speaker 1: You only do I do? I prefer houses to hotels.
Speaker 1: Are you worried you know the whole Airbnb world is
Speaker 1: or do you not deal with that level at all?
Speaker 2: I deal with it for myself, and you wind up
Speaker 2: finding really amazing people and you actually kind of learning
Speaker 2: this system a little bit. So Airbnb lucks, have you, Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so they've kind of acquired all the people that were
Speaker 2: like the onesie twosie people that had their stuff on
Speaker 2: Google or by themselves anyway, So they're starting to acquire
Speaker 2: all the best stuff out there anyway. But I have
Speaker 2: like all these metrics that I use in order to
Speaker 2: find the house for myself. I'll start with Airbnb and
Speaker 2: my teams like a spreadsheet of like the thirty things
Speaker 2: that are the most important to me, and then after
Speaker 2: they fill out the spreadsheet with the check marks, I
Speaker 2: wind up finding like the most incredible, mind blowing home
Speaker 2: that shouldn't be on Airbnb.
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you hear, but like like Rihanna, or
Speaker 1: they just find a house that's not even for rent.
Speaker 2: Stay at estates in Minorca with an orange grove. I've
Speaker 2: stayed at like the most incredible homes using Airbnb. I
Speaker 2: think it needs an enormous amount of research and time.
Speaker 2: But there's other ways to find stuff. If you don't
Speaker 2: even want to mess with Airbnb.
Speaker 1: I want, well, I'll get into what those things are
Speaker 1: because weed, even lux or any of those things that
Speaker 1: I find. It's it's tedious, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: this isn't good enough.
Speaker 2: You have to go through the real estate agents, I know.
Speaker 2: So you have to find the people that sell the
Speaker 2: stuff that's ten million or more. Reach out to every
Speaker 2: single one of them and see what they're like back pocketing.
Speaker 1: And try to find real estate agents that have some
Speaker 1: pocket listings that will just rent it out in the meantime.
Speaker 1: That's what I think is right. I know what you do.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to pay your fee. Your yearly
Speaker 1: fee is tough.
Speaker 2: So then you're just seventy five K a year, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just base. But do you know how much people could
Speaker 2: waste by not having a service like ours. Travel is
Speaker 2: incredibly transactional. You could blow seventy five thousand on one
Speaker 2: trip and it'd be a shitty trip, and then then
Speaker 2: you're still if you're traveling all the time.
Speaker 1: Do your most of your clients have their own means
Speaker 1: of travel or do they do you have to charter
Speaker 1: flights for them?
Speaker 2: I would say ninety percent of them own their own plane.
Speaker 1: Ninety percent on their own plane, yep.
Speaker 2: Or sometimes they own their own plane and they just
Speaker 2: use it domestically and then they'll they like taking like
Speaker 2: an Emirates or a Singapore to further afield. It really
Speaker 2: just depends on.
Speaker 1: What's the biggest, largest actual jet. Any of your clients
Speaker 1: have G six okay, yeah, but they're not. None of
Speaker 1: them have like a seven seven seven, you know, one
Speaker 1: of those just enormous things where it's.
Speaker 2: Like people in the Middle East do yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You deal with those people.
Speaker 2: Of course, we love them.
Speaker 1: Often during COVID when during the lockdown where you get
Speaker 1: in people to jump borders.
Speaker 2: We did it twice. We got people into Turkey and
Speaker 2: we got people into UK and avoided the shutdown, avoided everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah about drugs on a plane you ever have to
Speaker 1: deal with it.
Speaker 2: You can put them in your luggage.
Speaker 1: They really don't check, do they?
Speaker 2: They don't check? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, what do people get for membership?
Speaker 2: Twenty four to seven? Access to me and my team?
Speaker 1: And what all are they? Are they only using it
Speaker 1: for vacations or what?
Speaker 2: Rich people don't take vacations?
Speaker 1: Well? What do we call it?
Speaker 2: Just a lifestyle? You just travel nomadically to pursue your
Speaker 2: passions and things that you like on a moment's notice.
Speaker 1: It sounds way cooler. Yeah, that sounds way cooler. Is
Speaker 1: seventy five K membership starting at? Is that starting at?
Speaker 1: What's the most that someone can pay?
Speaker 2: We've had people pay two fifty before.
Speaker 1: Well, what's the difference between the seventy five K access
Speaker 1: and the two fifty access?
Speaker 2: The people on their membership so like like multi generational family?
Speaker 2: Are you looking towards this two fifty one?
Speaker 1: No for you? The clients as is there a diagram?
Speaker 1: As the richer they get, are the are the request
Speaker 1: more ridiculous? Are they bigger assholes? How does it work?
Speaker 2: I think like a lot of new money people are
Speaker 2: definitely assholes, like they new money, Yeah, they definitely like
Speaker 2: want people to. I say that there's like the celebritization
Speaker 2: of travel. They want like when they arrive, like they
Speaker 2: want like a fucking motor cadive people and they want
Speaker 2: like everyone to like rush them to their room, like
Speaker 2: as if they're like a presidential candidate or something like.
Speaker 2: They want to feel really special, And I think people
Speaker 2: should always feel special, no matter how much money you have.
Speaker 2: Like I am obsessed with service, but I think like
Speaker 2: people have gotten like it's too much.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because I would always associate new money with
Speaker 1: they kind of have a grit of where they came from.
Speaker 1: Where's an old money.
Speaker 2: They're just no, no, old Many people are really kind.
Speaker 2: They're used to maybe they grew up with service. I
Speaker 2: think now like I've found this thing where let's say
Speaker 2: somebody has one hundred million dollars, somebody is worth a
Speaker 2: billion dollars. They're both sort of like trying to get
Speaker 2: their seat at the table. And people don't really care
Speaker 2: about the person that's worth a hundred million dollars. They
Speaker 2: don't necessarily care about the person that's worth a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: But we're constantly trying to get hotels and you know,
Speaker 2: other people to really care that they're there. I think
Speaker 2: it's amazing how much money people have made, but they
Speaker 2: do use it to value themselves and they want people
Speaker 2: to treat them accordingly.
Speaker 1: Bunch of jerks, right, a launch of jerks. What percentage
Speaker 1: are women?
Speaker 2: We deal ninety nine percent with men. It's in men
Speaker 2: or the CEOs.
Speaker 1: That's got to change.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're going to change it.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm going to do my job, all right. What's
Speaker 1: the most expensive trip you've ever planned for someone?
Speaker 2: Two million?
Speaker 1: Two million? How long was that trip? A two million
Speaker 1: dollars week trip?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's that's the most expensive one you've
Speaker 1: ever done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it happens often. People just spend money like
Speaker 2: it's going out of style.
Speaker 1: What percentage your clients are American?
Speaker 2: It tastes ninety percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, it seems like Europeans enjoy vacation more.
Speaker 2: But they're cheap.
Speaker 1: We've got the richer people.
Speaker 2: Huh, they're cheap. They're definitely frugal. They'd like to travel
Speaker 2: totally different, especially UK market. I'd say the best markets
Speaker 2: are Asia, Middle East and then America. People just spending
Speaker 2: they want the best of the best and they're willing
Speaker 2: to pay for it.
Speaker 1: And you get kickback from everything, no nothing.
Speaker 2: And say nothing. I said no, no, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So somewhere in between everything and nothing is your kickback.
Speaker 1: Hotels give you a little kickback.
Speaker 2: Will taste ten percent? Yeah that's it's barely a taste.
Speaker 2: It's barely paying for my dog.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, well your dog probably eats well, he's okay.
Speaker 2: He eats salmon, wild salmon. Yeah. And zucchini.
Speaker 1: Oh they like zucchini.
Speaker 2: Huh he like zucchini. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What kind of dog is it? Yurikyah?
Speaker 2: I guess Yeah, I just look like a Yorki owner,
Speaker 2: right do you?
Speaker 1: Will? You travel with your dog?
Speaker 2: Always travel with my dog. And we're not allowed to
Speaker 2: take cars. He gets really not seas like, he gets
Speaker 2: really sick in the cars, so we have to take helicopters.
Speaker 1: You don't have to, No, I have to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear him cry. It's annoying. He puke,
Speaker 2: he pukes, He like starts.
Speaker 1: Like I had I have two dogs, but prior dog
Speaker 1: couldn't drive. It always got six.
Speaker 2: Got from Yeah, it goes absolutely ham and like is
Speaker 2: just like hacking, and it's just like a whole thing.
Speaker 2: So we're just like fuck this and we'll take helicopters.
Speaker 1: Now, what about countries that have quarantine laws? How do
Speaker 1: you get around there? You just don't go there.
Speaker 2: No, So like for Vietnam, we'll stay there for two months.
Speaker 2: We give him like a handler and a babysitter, and
Speaker 2: then we'll go like hang around and then he'll stay there.
Speaker 1: What about Hawaii? Can you get your dog to Hawaii? Now?
Speaker 1: You can't try it. It's such a pain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Australia too.
Speaker 1: I know Australia is bad. Ye Hawaii, I've pulled off
Speaker 1: before you have. But I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: It's not worth it.
Speaker 1: No, what's the it place now that is going to
Speaker 1: be ruined because of social media?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's already ruined. Centrope. It just it's turned into
Speaker 2: like a LVMH sort of billboard.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: People go there, and everyone wants to feel special, everyone
Speaker 2: wants to feel super rich. It's just like a play
Speaker 2: on itself. That's what people want today. People want to
Speaker 2: feel like they're doing the same thing as other people
Speaker 2: that have money. So everyone goes to Paris, everyone goes
Speaker 2: to Santropez. Everyone sort of does the same things.
Speaker 1: Do you like Paris?
Speaker 2: I have like a love hate relationship with it. I
Speaker 2: find it to be aggressive at times.
Speaker 1: What's the hotel I like in Paris? Law Reserve, Law Reserve.
Speaker 1: You don't Law Reserve.
Speaker 2: I like it?
Speaker 1: You like it?
Speaker 2: I like other places better.
Speaker 1: Okay, but but that's where I stay.
Speaker 2: I just don't like Jack Garcia the designer. So you
Speaker 2: like dark woods and maroons, no like I like the location,
Speaker 2: like Gabriel.
Speaker 1: I like the location. I like Boutique. I like that
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like heavily traffic.
Speaker 2: Then I have the perfect place for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is it?
Speaker 2: I just got back the New show Part hotel. It's
Speaker 2: next to the Ritz. It has no lobby, so you
Speaker 2: don't have a bunch of people walking through the lobby.
Speaker 2: It's sixteen it's fifteen sweets. It's truly incredible. Okay, I
Speaker 2: think it blows the Reserve away. Oh geez, sorry, Michelle Ribier.
Speaker 1: The big chain hotels. Your favorites that are nice? Zero?
Speaker 1: You don't like four Seasons at all.
Speaker 2: I think they're fine. In let's see what's my favorite
Speaker 2: four seasons? Like four Seasons Florence is amazing. I think
Speaker 2: like certain ones are great, but I think as a
Speaker 2: brand that's too much focused on growth and like every
Speaker 2: hotel looks the same, and so I don't really like
Speaker 2: the big chains anymore. Okay, so Marriott bought Bulgarie and
Speaker 2: Ritz Carlton, and I think like people have used points
Speaker 2: to get into those hotels. I do think luxury and
Speaker 2: travel should be available to everyone, right. I think that
Speaker 2: everyone should be able to like have that special moment.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to say that it shouldn't be
Speaker 2: for them, but I think when a hotel has to
Speaker 2: service the ultra high net worth at the same time
Speaker 2: as people that aren't, I think it's sort of skew
Speaker 2: service because it has to be geared to everyone. Like
Speaker 2: for my company, the reason it is membership is because
Speaker 2: I only service one type of person and I know
Speaker 2: exactly what they want, and I don't open it up
Speaker 2: to everyone, and it sort of messes with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine if you hung out with eight
Speaker 1: figure millionaires.
Speaker 2: It was so so bad gross, just like TMZ saw
Speaker 2: me doing. That would be so horrible.
Speaker 1: It's just it's like you didn't even try, right. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been to a sandals resort in your life.
Speaker 2: No, and I never will have you. Huh, it's not good.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, do you.
Speaker 1: Ever use I use a tablet hotels dot com? You
Speaker 1: ever used that website.
Speaker 2: Like twenty years ago?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, you can't judge me. Listen, I'm not at
Speaker 1: the level that your clients are at, so I.
Speaker 2: Feel like, but you are, though mentally I can see it.
Speaker 2: Mentally are there? You just I don't think you know
Speaker 2: how to you.
Speaker 1: Know, people, There's just a lot.
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: The environment. I always like to point out to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you fly private and that's bad for the environment. But no, no,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of times. Get dead legs.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you really care about the environment? I mean,
Speaker 2: of course you care about the environment, But do you
Speaker 2: really care about like carbon emissions and a private plane?
Speaker 1: No, I said, I offset it by having an electric
Speaker 1: truck and dead legs. Okay, the plane's gonna fly anyway.
Speaker 1: I just get to say, Okay, no, I'm kidding. Tell
Speaker 1: people what it costs to fly private from LA to Europe.
Speaker 2: Um, I'd say like one hundred and twenty five grand.
Speaker 2: So it's fifty grand from New York to LA. So yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe like one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1: Each way each way. Yeah, Now do you ever fly
Speaker 1: with your clients?
Speaker 2: I've flun with George Bush before.
Speaker 1: And George Bush the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've flun with a few clients.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the weird one to drop?
Speaker 2: Right, Well, who is it going to drop? Like?
Speaker 1: I don't know, the homeless guy down the road. I mean,
Speaker 1: like who was unhoused?
Speaker 2: But no, oh sorry, right?
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever asked you to send them to Epstein's Island?
Speaker 2: No? But I was just talking to somebody. I was
Speaker 2: talking to some guy from the robber Port. He was
Speaker 2: interviewing me about private islands, and there's a private island
Speaker 2: that just opened that actually looks at Epstein's Island. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I was like, that could be like a cool
Speaker 2: excursion to like take a boat over or see if
Speaker 2: anybody's on there.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Was that magician Copperfield?
Speaker 2: Mister Kay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that island got some bad publicity for a while there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ever rent that one out for I've put.
Speaker 2: It in proposals before for like corporate events. But if
Speaker 2: there's like sex things going on there, I don't think
Speaker 2: we'll be recommending it anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you ever? What about the holes? Billionaires taking weird
Speaker 1: sex trips? Is that? Do you know about this? Do
Speaker 1: you do? You book it? If you blind eye to.
Speaker 2: It, and if you'll ask us to book it, we'll
Speaker 2: book it. There is like an eyes wide shut moment
Speaker 2: that's happening in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you want the address? No? Okay, no, but I
Speaker 2: like to know that it exists, it is, it's there?
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I'd say there's not a ton of sex
Speaker 2: stuff that we've come into contact with, but it's out
Speaker 2: there and if people ask for it. I mean it's
Speaker 2: by judge.
Speaker 1: All your clients ship their luggage.
Speaker 2: As do I one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: If you're taking just a short trip, it's really.
Speaker 2: Low level to carry your own luggage.
Speaker 1: What's the best suitcase?
Speaker 2: Ramoa trunk plus only in metal.
Speaker 1: Do you ever use space bags?
Speaker 2: What is that? Is?
Speaker 1: Those plastic bags where you vacuum out the air and
Speaker 1: it just shrinks.
Speaker 2: Have time for space bags?
Speaker 1: I now have these gross, cheap clear plastic bags. Why
Speaker 1: that we just because I've got kids and white man,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care about luggage. You more like
Speaker 1: just fill it up, load it up.
Speaker 2: You can do that and still have nice luggage though,
Speaker 2: Like I know, expensive luggage and you can just That's
Speaker 2: why I buy the trunk plus. I buy the trunk
Speaker 2: plus so I can just throw all my shit in
Speaker 2: and I don't have to I don't have to fold it.
Speaker 2: And then I have one or two sometimes my husband
Speaker 2: has one. And then we started this new thing called backstock,
Speaker 2: and so I bring every single thing that I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with in my life in backstock. Like I use a
Speaker 2: different toothbrush every time I brush my teeth.
Speaker 1: I have like every time, even when you're home at your.
Speaker 2: House hundred percent. Why would you use the same toothbrush
Speaker 2: like thirty cents?
Speaker 1: Well they're not thirty cents, But I also don't you
Speaker 1: don't use it like an oral b like an electric one, or.
Speaker 2: I want to change it every time.
Speaker 1: Well, you can change the head, I guess if you
Speaker 1: want to. But those heads aren't cheap either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I bring everything in back sock. I have,
Speaker 2: like my own tea. I have, like a scale.
Speaker 1: I have a scale. What's the scale for?
Speaker 2: I want to keep myself accountable, I know, like my
Speaker 2: target weight.
Speaker 1: When do you weigh yourself?
Speaker 2: Just so I know in the morning, Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 1: Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult? Like accidentally?
Speaker 1: Almost always, almost always, most always, But you haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 1: Fully, Yeah, shit your pants.
Speaker 2: No. Whenever I eat spicy food or wherever we're like driving,
Speaker 2: I have to always pull over at gas stations.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't see you. Fancy you at a
Speaker 1: gas station using the high low.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Okay, better than shitting yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, that's fair point.
Speaker 2: I have considered diapers. I think it's super smart.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, of course it's smart. If you have
Speaker 1: a problem, but you don't look as cute in diapers.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can get cute diapers. Maybe that's a new market.
Speaker 1: That's not there's no market for cute diapers for adults.
Speaker 1: Talk about your laundry situation. When you travel, you sending
Speaker 1: everything out constantly.
Speaker 2: If you're saying it houses, my husband's doing it like
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: Your husband is. He is a team player.
Speaker 2: He has learned to become one. Haven't you fired him
Speaker 2: many times?
Speaker 1: And he just is like, all right, that's okay.
Speaker 2: What else is he going to do?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what does he do?
Speaker 2: He helps me out wherever he can. And he's also
Speaker 2: a drummer.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at you.
Speaker 2: Everyone always gives me that look.
Speaker 1: Ah, you did it, I did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a drummer. He's really handsome.
Speaker 1: Well sure he is. Yeah, I mean he's a drummer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cool.
Speaker 2: Not all drummers look great? No, No, have you seen
Speaker 2: them on Instagram?
Speaker 1: No? I don't look at drummers on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You should.
Speaker 1: Why would I be looking at you?
Speaker 2: Should? You should look at drummers on Instagram? All right,
Speaker 2: that's why I'm so proud to have a handsome one.
Speaker 1: Wellness is important to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right? I hate that word though.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, what what word? What would be better? Self help?
Speaker 1: What do you want me to say?
Speaker 2: No, there is no other word for it.
Speaker 1: Sorry. How do you handle eating out constantly?
Speaker 2: When I rent homes, we cook a lot and we
Speaker 2: have chefs. I don't like eating out constantly. I feel
Speaker 2: like a bloated turn that's the downside. Yeah, that's an issue.
Speaker 1: I like hiring a chef, but I don't travel with
Speaker 1: a chef. That's too much for me.
Speaker 2: It's not necessary to travel with them. We just hire
Speaker 2: amazing people. We just had a chef in Abiza for
Speaker 2: a week and I just feel like lighter. And I
Speaker 2: like eating fish too.
Speaker 1: I love eating fish.
Speaker 2: Yep, and no sugar at all. There's tips and tricks,
Speaker 2: and if I do stay at a hotel, I have
Speaker 2: a rider to not leave, you know, crappy desserts and
Speaker 2: stuff when I arrive, because I'll eat it all and
Speaker 2: then I'll feel guilty later on.
Speaker 1: As soon as you walk in, I want there to
Speaker 1: be stuff laid out.
Speaker 2: I don't want the sugar.
Speaker 1: You're really anti sugar? Huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about like like a seasonal popcorn.
Speaker 2: If it's not GMO and all that other good stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean you're fancy. Yeah wait, I heard tell me
Speaker 1: if this is true that you occasionally or coffee enemas
Speaker 1: yet true or false?
Speaker 2: Did one this morning feel phenomenal? Emptied out? Feel great?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Are you in touch with your liver? Do you know
Speaker 2: like about your No?
Speaker 1: I don't know about it all. How much coffee are
Speaker 1: we talking about though? Like Starbucks size vente?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's my husband makes it. It's a it's
Speaker 2: a large cup. We have. We have the travel enemas
Speaker 2: in the backstock bag. It feels so good. And then
Speaker 2: we go like four times a year to bot and
Speaker 2: boden to clean out our liver where bought and boden?
Speaker 1: I don't know what? Oh is it in Germany?
Speaker 2: And incredible spas?
Speaker 1: You love spas?
Speaker 2: I do, but I don't. I like spas, real spas.
Speaker 1: What about the Asian ones where they just rub you violently?
Speaker 2: Obsessed? I usually go to India, though, because they rub
Speaker 2: you violently for five hours a day.
Speaker 1: What country has the best service?
Speaker 2: I'd say Japan. China has incredible service a Singapore. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love Mexico.
Speaker 2: I like it, but I just overeat on the chips.
Speaker 1: So I really that really is a concern. You don't
Speaker 1: trust yourself around good food?
Speaker 2: No, no, just chips.
Speaker 1: It's just chips.
Speaker 2: Chips and margaritas are a major issue for me.
Speaker 1: I understand, So.
Speaker 2: I wind up leaving. I'm like, I hate Mexico, but
Speaker 2: I really just hate myself.
Speaker 1: Spacewalks. Any of your clients ever asked for spacewalks?
Speaker 2: No, I think it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: What about Titanic you sticking them in submersibles?
Speaker 2: I don't do it. I think it's just so stupid.
Speaker 1: What's the one country everyone should go to before they die?
Speaker 2: China? I love it. People are afraid to go there.
Speaker 2: I think it's an incredible dynamic. I think it's clean,
Speaker 2: I think it's old, it's new. The food is amazing,
Speaker 2: that people are amazing. I absolutely love China.
Speaker 1: What about North Korea? You ever send any clients there?
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to go. It's opening up in November,
Speaker 2: So I'm definitely going to go.
Speaker 1: It's opening in November.
Speaker 2: They're going to allow certain tourists.
Speaker 1: And do you fit that category?
Speaker 2: Probably not, but I'll find a way to get in.
Speaker 2: I love Korea. I go a few times a year
Speaker 2: for facials and shopping, and so North Korea would be incredible.
Speaker 1: I don't think their facials are going to be better
Speaker 1: than South Korea's.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll let you know right.
Speaker 1: What about Indonesia? You a fan about the Maldives? You
Speaker 1: love it?
Speaker 2: Hate them? Ma Al thieves love Indonesia?
Speaker 1: Why do you hate them? All thieves?
Speaker 2: Because it's fake. There's no fish in the sea, there's
Speaker 2: no coral left, there's no food, there's no real culture.
Speaker 2: You don't really know that you're celebrating, like Maldivian culture,
Speaker 2: Like there's no such thing. You just go to some
Speaker 2: fancy resort that has blue water and like people think
Speaker 2: that it's just so exotic.
Speaker 1: If you do, no, I love your take.
Speaker 2: If you're going to go somewhere interesting and you want
Speaker 2: to be around that area, then I'd rather go to
Speaker 2: Sri Lanka or southern India. I mean, I just think
Speaker 2: the Maldives is just so cheesy at this point.
Speaker 1: What about Russia? You like Russia obsessed? You're obsessed with Russia.
Speaker 2: It's so glamorous it hurts. It's unbelievable. Everything from massages
Speaker 2: to food to service is just beyond What about their
Speaker 2: prisons incredible? I'm sure they're beautiful, lots of gold.
Speaker 1: M rank these types of clients from hardest to easiest
Speaker 1: to please, Okay, tech bro, new money, hardest, why didn't
Speaker 1: it finish?
Speaker 2: That doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1: Entertainer, athlete, royalty, generational.
Speaker 2: Wealth, generational wealth, easiest, royalty tied or second easiest. Athletes
Speaker 2: like easy as well. It's just the tech bro that's
Speaker 2: just like they think they can do everything better because
Speaker 2: they have Google. They think they can Google their way
Speaker 2: through life, and it just doesn't work like that.
Speaker 1: I think I think I would agree with it based
Speaker 1: off of nothing. Right, Where are you at on these
Speaker 1: this generational wealth. Is it too much? Is there going
Speaker 1: to be a ceiling to this? Is it going to stop?
Speaker 1: Why is it?
Speaker 2: They said it's going to be the most transfer in
Speaker 2: the next five years of generational.
Speaker 1: Wealth because of the just these old people dying off.
Speaker 2: Yep, I can't wait, you can't wait. Yeah, it's going
Speaker 2: to be amazing for my business.
Speaker 1: Are you going to work with all the all the
Speaker 1: kids they see me, they.
Speaker 2: Work with a lot of the kids.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, okay, do you have a lot of entertainer
Speaker 1: clients or no?
Speaker 2: Just as long as they're willing to pay for stuff.
Speaker 2: Right there, used to have everything being for free. So
Speaker 2: if they're used to paying and they want to pay,
Speaker 2: and they're open to that, then we'll take them on
Speaker 2: as clients. But we're not taking them on for free,
Speaker 2: nor are we bartering with hotels to get them free stays.
Speaker 1: I love what you're saying. There was a time in
Speaker 1: my career where I could do a little bit of bartering.
Speaker 2: It's not even worth it. It's it's not even worth it.
Speaker 2: You get like they it's just they're not even worth it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do, don't it. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to be obligated in any way, like, hey, will
Speaker 1: you promote our business? I'm like, no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: promote your business.
Speaker 2: It's not even worth it. I mean I pay. I
Speaker 2: used to get everything for free. I pay my way
Speaker 2: now because if it sucks, like I want to be
Speaker 2: able to say it, I don't want to like have
Speaker 2: to think that I'm going to book it. We have
Speaker 2: broker to deal before for a major A the celebrity
Speaker 2: to get them and like twenty people a whole free trip.
Speaker 2: We got it done, but it's never doing it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what do you get out of that?
Speaker 2: We charged a really have defee. Okay, but it's just
Speaker 2: like so fucking stupid. Honestly, it's like you have the money.
Speaker 2: Person is worth literally eight hundred million dollars and had
Speaker 2: their entire team work on getting everything for free, and
Speaker 2: it's like time is fucking money, Like you might as
Speaker 2: well just pay for the thing and then have your
Speaker 2: team work on something else. It's the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever heard.
Speaker 1: Did that boat sinking affect business? No? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: The yacht?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the yacht.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: The problem with yachts is you can't get that many
Speaker 1: people to sleep on a boat.
Speaker 2: I think there's like a limit after I think like
Speaker 2: eleven or something. Right, Why are you trying to pile
Speaker 2: up the boat though?
Speaker 1: That's a good question.
Speaker 2: That's just super gross.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to be gross. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you have a couple and they have two kids,
Speaker 1: it's like it quick the numbers quickly jump up when
Speaker 1: I only need you know, three rooms, but now it's
Speaker 1: like twelve people like that, and I would get.
Speaker 2: Boats in like the one hundred to one hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty five foot. I mean, you don't need you don't
Speaker 2: need the mega yacht, right, you just need you need
Speaker 2: a nice sized boat with four cabins.
Speaker 1: Probably you hear that I don't need a mega yacht.
Speaker 1: Are people renting a lot of boats? Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that one hundred percent we push it? I mean
Speaker 2: I think it's honestly, there's no better trip than a yacht.
Speaker 2: It's like you have like most yachts are owned by billionaires,
Speaker 2: and the billionaire buys this asset and then trains and
Speaker 2: finds this incredible team in order to service him. And
Speaker 2: then by the time you get there, like the captain
Speaker 2: is unbelievable. The chef is amazing, all of the team
Speaker 2: is incredible. They're used to serving at the highest level,
Speaker 2: and so that's the expectation as opposed to hotels, which
Speaker 2: you know, can have basic rooms for millennials and then
Speaker 2: they have like this trophy suite. But like this team
Speaker 2: on a yacht is just is aiming for excellence in
Speaker 2: every way, shape and form.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I should maybe look into this.
Speaker 2: You would be blown away. But it depends on the location.
Speaker 2: It depends on everything. It like depends on if you
Speaker 2: want to go, like a lot of people would either
Speaker 2: go remote with it, right, if you want to go
Speaker 2: like visit islands that you can't get to by other means,
Speaker 2: or if you want to like be in the scene
Speaker 2: and you want to like have your shirt off and
Speaker 2: be like jumping around in copery and like want everyone
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 1: You, right like Leo, maybe with with like a young
Speaker 1: new girl that these dates exactly.
Speaker 2: If you want to go Leo, then you can do
Speaker 2: like a copery moment, or you can do like islands
Speaker 2: of Sardinia and Sicily and make it more like remote
Speaker 2: and really special.
Speaker 1: I like that idea. Yeah, what about dude, now, do
Speaker 1: I sleep on the boat or do you just use
Speaker 1: the boat for like the.
Speaker 2: Sleep on the boat and some days you get off
Speaker 2: and you do a great lunch. Other days when you're
Speaker 2: at sea, like the captain and shuffle designed like a
Speaker 2: really cool meal for you. It's truly like six star luxury.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's this trip cost to me for? And do
Speaker 1: I have to do longer than a week? I don't
Speaker 1: like traveling longer than a week.
Speaker 2: No, it's the boats are only seven days.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what's this trip cost to me?
Speaker 2: Where do you want to go with it?
Speaker 1: The latter that the island hopping, they're more remote, so I.
Speaker 2: Think it could cost you maybe two hundred grand.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: It's honestly so worth worth it. It is really worth it.
Speaker 2: And it's just I think it spoils people because I
Speaker 2: think it like then you're already planning like the next season.
Speaker 2: It's it's absolutely incredible. It's worth every fucking penny.
Speaker 1: And when do I have to do this? What season
Speaker 1: is the right season you.
Speaker 2: Can do it? I would do it May to September.
Speaker 2: If you want to save a little bit of money,
Speaker 2: you can do it in September after the rush, or
Speaker 2: you can do it a little bit like, don't do
Speaker 2: it in July and August.
Speaker 1: You're going to pay the most. What about January? I
Speaker 1: get a real good deal then.
Speaker 2: Or no, I don't think there's anybody going out in
Speaker 2: the Mediterranean in January. Why because it's like forty degrees.
Speaker 1: That's when I want to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're one of those shoppers. Okay, yeah you
Speaker 2: should enjoy.
Speaker 1: Uh, everybody who's on my show, I give them a gift. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know that's the right response, is not excited.
Speaker 2: I literally hate receiving gifts because they're always bad.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, here, you're going to love this. The gifts
Speaker 1: that I give are just things around my house that
Speaker 1: I don't want to see anymore.
Speaker 2: Awesome, So I have an errand to throw it out.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm basically giving you my trash to throw away this.
Speaker 1: I have a backstock of these, Okay. I always travel
Speaker 1: with the carbon monoxide alarm.
Speaker 2: Love put it in backstock, baby.
Speaker 1: Right, you throw that, brilliant You throw that in. Especially
Speaker 1: if your clients you have kids that they have clear kids,
Speaker 1: you want one of them to kill their kids in
Speaker 1: these airbnbs.
Speaker 2: Has this ever come in handy for you?
Speaker 1: No, it's never gone off, but I always throwed in
Speaker 1: because I've read the horror stories. We're like they all
Speaker 1: they rented a house and nobody woke up.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's one gift. Okay, so I get two.
Speaker 1: This is stuff from my hotel. When I check in
Speaker 1: a hotel, I don't drink champagne.
Speaker 2: They just gifted champagn hilarious.
Speaker 1: I like this one. This is a two dollars bottle.
Speaker 2: Amazing and look at wow we got age to it.
Speaker 1: It has the card from the Mirage that is no
Speaker 1: longer a hotel in Vegas. Brilliant, Daniel, look at that
Speaker 1: thank you I'll be card. Thank you for all you do.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it so much. Shock and I do shows there. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I didn't take the thank you. I
Speaker 1: didn't take the champagne. So I give you the champagne.
Speaker 2: Okay, awesome. What else we got? We got something else?
Speaker 1: There's a puzzle.
Speaker 2: Why do we get three? I feel comfortable with one.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you more. There's way This puzzle has been
Speaker 1: out on a table in my house for maybe three months,
Speaker 1: with like barely the edge done. So this morning I
Speaker 1: told my wife I'm done with this puzzle, and I
Speaker 1: just undid it and I'm giving you that puzzle.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a this is a valid Triple A card.
Speaker 1: You were going to get discounts. I don't drive, but thanks,
Speaker 1: But it's my wife's I've set that on the counter.
Speaker 1: I said, here's your new Triple A card, and it's
Speaker 1: been on the counter for a month. She will not
Speaker 1: pick it up and put it in her wallet. So
Speaker 1: guess what. Now you're getting her Triple A card and
Speaker 1: you'll get those discs.
Speaker 2: What else we got down there?
Speaker 1: Now? This is a facelift mask that is in my hotel.
Speaker 2: Gold is supposed to be really good.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be good. That's in the penthouse at
Speaker 1: the Cosmopolitan where I work. Now, it's a great place,
Speaker 1: so I appreciate that. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: I'll put it on the next time I'm doing my
Speaker 2: coffee on.
Speaker 1: Man, this is a thunder jacket for your dog, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't work for my dog. Perfect, And then I
Speaker 1: got I don't Your kis are probably too small for
Speaker 1: these little sweaters.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's so many gifts here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but these are just some sweaters because I have
Speaker 1: a small dog. But she's too old now to put
Speaker 1: on clothes because she gets angry.
Speaker 2: Okay, I appreciate it. Thank you. I have nothing for you.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want anything. It's just for you. We'll
Speaker 1: get that off my desk. Yeah, we gotta set that
Speaker 1: down or something.
Speaker 2: We gotta go.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm gonna set it down please. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't have a staff. Oh wait, I have one
Speaker 1: more thing for you.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's to up your enema game. I got you
Speaker 1: a small uh.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I need this for backstock because every
Speaker 2: time I go to hotels we ask for a French press.
Speaker 2: That's cool, thank you.
Speaker 1: So there you got a French press as well for
Speaker 1: your enemas or whatever you're going to do with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Talk about the difference between travel pre and post COVID.
Speaker 2: It's an absolute shit show. Now service is horrific. Everything
Speaker 2: is booked up, everything is booked. People actually cared before COVID.
Speaker 2: Now it's just about money. I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like they're getting rates that they never got before.
Speaker 2: They're getting rates that they've never gotten before. The average
Speaker 2: hotel room now, the basic hotel room is twelve hundred
Speaker 2: dollars plus tax. General managers sit into an office. They
Speaker 2: don't even come out and greet you. It's all about money.
Speaker 2: It's a disgrace. Honestly, what's going on in hospitality?
Speaker 1: All right? Geez, what do you tip housekeepers?
Speaker 2: Zero?
Speaker 1: I don't like to hear that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You should always tip housekeepers? Really, yes, I always leave
Speaker 1: money for housekeeper, or you.
Speaker 2: Leave like that, twenty dollars on the counter kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Men min a night?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Twenty men a night.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. I'm going to start doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I never thought about that. Come on, how do they
Speaker 2: know it's for them?
Speaker 1: And they know it's for them? There's money out?
Speaker 2: No, that's called stealing.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. We've already checked out.
Speaker 2: You checked out and you left twenty dollars mm hm oh.
Speaker 1: Or but if I was there for six nights, I left,
Speaker 1: I left whatever six times twenty.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly the most generous person I know, and I
Speaker 2: feel like it's better to also like give gifts and
Speaker 2: be thoughtful instead of just throwing money at people.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm not going to buy a gift
Speaker 1: for the housekeeper at the hotel.
Speaker 2: Why you're out all day? You can just like.
Speaker 1: I I got I got shows to do and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot. You're so busy.
Speaker 1: I'm so busy. When you were a kid, you thought
Speaker 1: that you were like were destined to be a billionaire
Speaker 1: one percent.
Speaker 2: I was always super weird. My family would be like downstairs,
Speaker 2: like beating up the family dog, and I'd be like upstairs,
Speaker 2: like making a business plan. Why were they beating up
Speaker 2: the dog like in a playful way, Like they're like,
Speaker 2: you know, roughing it up, and I'm upstairs like just
Speaker 2: reading the encyclopedia. Like I always like wanted something more.
Speaker 1: My mom showed me something that I did. I think
Speaker 1: it was in kindergarten. I'm not sure, but it was
Speaker 1: like every kid had to put there favorite car, and
Speaker 1: I had put a car service.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 1: That was what I wanted. I loved driver. Absolutely, that
Speaker 1: really hasn't changed. You said, luxury means something different to everyone. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: what would be your perfect trip?
Speaker 2: I mean I take it every day. I mean I'm
Speaker 2: always on it. I love relaxing. I mean I just
Speaker 2: rented a house in Abisa for a week, and it
Speaker 2: was incredible. I mean, like a great fish lunch and
Speaker 2: you know, a chef at night, running a boat. I
Speaker 2: just like chilling.
Speaker 1: You didn't do a ton of work while you were there.
Speaker 2: I mean I visited a million restaurants for clients.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's what you're doing. Yeah, it's all a
Speaker 1: big write off. Yep, all your trips always Jesus, pretend
Speaker 1: you don't have endless amounts of money. What's the best
Speaker 1: travel tips you could give random people?
Speaker 2: Listen? I think that there's no bad place to go
Speaker 2: in this universe. But I think people should just go
Speaker 2: wherever they can afford or go. I mean, it's always
Speaker 2: amazing to discover.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't mind any place.
Speaker 2: I'm same, That's what I'm saying. Like, I love everywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: I love driving across this country and like stopping at
Speaker 2: shit keck places and eating barbecue, like I truly love everywhere.
Speaker 1: You like Cracker Barrel? No, you've never been at a
Speaker 1: cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2: I've been there once.
Speaker 1: What'd you get breakfast lunch?
Speaker 2: Probably some meat dish, but was it a lunch? Then
Speaker 2: it was like luncheh hunt.
Speaker 1: Did you get biscuits or corn bread?
Speaker 2: Probably both?
Speaker 1: Oh, you can get a variety basket love carbs. That's funny.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite place to travel?
Speaker 1: H like personal if if I'm being honest, I'd rather
Speaker 1: not be anywhere home.
Speaker 2: Same like, I love being at home. I'm a super homebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, listen, Jacqueline, this is this is very informative.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for being on the show. And
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me. I really appreciate it as well.
Speaker 1: All right, Pasha, I want to thank Jacqueline for being
Speaker 1: on the show. Oh and I can't wait for all
Speaker 1: of my viewers to start using her service at the
Speaker 1: base rate of seventy five thousand dollars a year. Let's
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Speaker 1: me in New Orleans at or Hawaii or Reno or
Speaker 1: some random place in Washington. That'd be fun. Let's get
Speaker 1: to our free plug. We should have come up with
Speaker 1: a better name than just free plug. What do we
Speaker 1: got this week? It's bowling against Bullies? You like to
Speaker 1: bowl don't you ed love bowling? You love bowling? Well,
Speaker 1: if you're in Dayton, Ohio on Sunday, September twenty ninth,
Speaker 1: you could participate in Bowling against Bullies. It's at the
Speaker 1: uh what is it? Polking Polking Lane, South YEP from
Speaker 1: seven to nine pm. Come bowl with the Detour programming
Speaker 1: corporated as we Bowl against Bullying. All proceeds from this
Speaker 1: event will go towards anti bullying and suicide prevention programming. Now,
Speaker 1: how much is it going to cost to eradicate bullying
Speaker 1: in Dayton, Ohio? Tickets range from fifteen dollars all the
Speaker 1: way to one hundred and forty five. Now, for fifteen dollars,
Speaker 1: you can come, have dinner and cheer on your favorite
Speaker 1: team or bowler. That's pretty good deal, right, yeah, fifteen bucks.
Speaker 1: You don't have to bowl. You just get to have
Speaker 1: dinner at a bowling alley which is known for fine cuisine.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get your fingers in that disgusting ball.
Speaker 1: Youth bowlers can get three hours of bullying. Bullying O
Speaker 1: bowlling is this tongue twister? Youth bullers can get three
Speaker 1: hours of bullying three hours of bowling shoes and dinner
Speaker 1: for fifteen bucks. Well, they said it's from seven to nine.
Speaker 1: That's only two hours. How are they getting three hours
Speaker 1: of bullying going to midnighte you gotta go past the
Speaker 1: allotted time. Thirty dollars you get three hours unlimited bowling.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's not unlimited, it's bullying as much bowling
Speaker 1: as you can do in three hours. You get shoes, dinner,
Speaker 1: and for fifty you can bring a friend. This is great, great,
Speaker 1: it's a great thing that's going on in Dayton, Ohi.
Speaker 1: You want to bring your own squad one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty five, You and five others get three hours of
Speaker 1: unlimited bowling, shoes, dinner, and once again, remember you're bullying.
Speaker 1: You're bullying against bullies. It's just so hard at uh
Speaker 1: pol king? Is it pol king.
Speaker 3: Pulking?
Speaker 1: Pol King Lane South. It's located at eighty eight seventy
Speaker 1: one Kingsridge Drive in Dayton, Ohio, between the Walmart Supercenter
Speaker 1: and and Minards and Menards. Oh man, I hate bullies.
Speaker 1: I hate bullying too, though I don't know who. I
Speaker 1: hate bullies more. I'll spare no expense when it comes
Speaker 1: to striking away bullies to the gutters. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: That's a fun free play. Well, I hope we help them.
Speaker 1: At least they sell an extra ticket or two. See
Speaker 1: you guys next week.