WEBVTT - Episode 150: We Love Units 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.760 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.840 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:14.480 of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.040 One bet, another bet, another. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.520 Bet without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.279 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.120 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.279 And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:35.040 Hey Larry, Hello, Hello Dan. Yes, yes, it's me. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:36.760 How are we doing, buddy? 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:41.320 Everything's good. Starting lineup. We've got Dylan in here, We've 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:46.240 got Shayan, Irving, Ray Dio the producer, Marvin is here, 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:52.680 and we welcome back Sammy Pa. Yeah, hello Sam, Sammy 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.880 P who correctly predicted the Chiefs would be in the 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.000 Super Bowl. Is that correct that you went out on 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:00.680 a limb and you said that Keeps would be in 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:01.360 the super Bowl? 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.760 That one's not exactly bold. Unfortunately, you're right, it's not. 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.959 But I was told, you know, Ray Reg's you know, 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.360 Sammy P. Pick campas City go to the Super Bowl. Goo. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.080 That's not a stretch, I mean, that's I mean, that's 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:16.280 not showing your brilliance. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.840 No, it's just math. I've done it the last six 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.720 years at six to one, and they've been to five 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:22.319 super Bowls. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:22.880 Yeah. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.080 So it does two things. It puts you in a 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.360 good spot and it also alleviates the rage from the 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:31.000 Chiefs getting back to a super Bowl. It's nothing. I'm 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.319 not reinventing the wheel on. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:36.640 That is everybody cheap down, it's I mean, yeah, I have. 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.040 I definitely lost I mean, I'm not going to be 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:41.160 watching the super. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.320 Bowl obviously, but we're all going to watch a super Bowl. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.000 I lost interest a little bit when it wasn't like. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.440 Is Dylan funking up his microphone again? It's supposed to 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:56.280 be to the side. Oh fuck yeah, I know. Oh 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.200 you're a radio How have we been doing this? 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.200 I'm I'm playing in way game right now, Dan, I'm 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:02.360 usually on that mic. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:06.360 Well, nobody knows who's listening to this? What Mike you're 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.040 talking about? 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:08.079 I pointed to my life. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:10.760 But if they're listening, okay, everyone listen. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.919 I know your guys. I pointed to my let What. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:14.679 The hell is going? 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:15.200 One? 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.160 Shit? Damn radio podcast? 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:18.839 One oh one. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:23.200 I'm sick of this. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.359 Fill it in for Seaton this week? 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.760 Yeah, big boy, got knocked down a peg. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.200 Yeah. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.520 Uh, And Sammy p is here. So a host of 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:37.960 BETQL Daily. Your studio show is opposite ours, so we 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.079 compete for audiences. Apparently there's no competing with you. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:41.760 Are you sure? 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:42.720 Okay? 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.680 I appreciate you giving me the room though. Today we 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.000 were on at the same time, and now we're on together, just. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.360 The way it was supposed to be. I love that. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.799 And you've got some early Super Bowl prop bets that 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.960 nobody has until later on tonight. You had early access 0:02:56.040 --> 0:03:00.280 to this. All right, let me recap here. So, Uhllen 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:04.359 lost four units last week and he won the Diego 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:11.320 Pavia Award once again. Congratulations. Let's see bad Larry. He 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.680 won two units. He's up three units? 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.760 Is that right, Larry? 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.200 For the playoffs? 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.320 Yes, okay, you won the regular season? We got it. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.280 No, No, three units? 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:27.840 Is fine? Man? What's the problem? 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:31.000 I know, no problem. Are we betting units this week? 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:33.919 We have things to bet off? 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.440 Does Pro Bowl count for? 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.280 Yeah, you can bet on whatever you want to bet. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:39.680 But towards like the playoff? 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:46.120 Yes, I'm counting it. I'm counting it. Let's see, Shay, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:49.080 you lost two units. Freaking Redskins can we talk about 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.760 that at all? 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.200 Are we allowed to talk about that? They just hated 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.200 to win that game? How many freaking turnovers? That was bananas? 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.280 And they kept it they just it just kept getting further, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.680 like they looking like they were back in it, and 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:02.880 then it just crawled further. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:07.640 This is another dan Quinn defense against the run Bingo Bengo. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.640 Oh, by the way, you got a new head coach, 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.280 Shodyne Shody. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.880 How about when Jerry said, I know this is kind 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:21.960 of a risk, and you know nobody else wanted him, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.799 and you're like, he's sitting right. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.400 There, look at this fucking dickhead right next to me. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.719 I can't believe I gave him a job. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:33.240 When Stephen Jones put air quotes drout Danny, I swear 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:36.040 to god, I wanted to jeehat a table, just throw 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:37.239 that thing right into the Kingdom. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.960 If a country didn't have rain for thirty years, it 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.040 wouldn't exist anymore. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.040 It's so called drought. It's thirty years. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:48.640 Yes, you're oh for thirty dude, that's that's a slump, yes, Marvin. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.279 My favorite part is when Shoddy was talking about his 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.120 dad that passed away, and Jerry was like, well, my 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.120 dad died too. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:57.200 It was just a Jerry show. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:01.080 The entire thing was a Jerry freaking show. I thought 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.359 I could get through this entire show without talking about it, honestly, 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:04.680 because I don't want to talk about it. This is 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.880 like I wasn't going to let you. But this, this 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.480 really messes me up. Like this is like they can't. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.160 Be doing this. They don't mean to do this, right, 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.679 Like they don't they got he does? He does? Jerry 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:20.280 meant to do that. Jerry had a press conference that was, Hey, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.040 you guys think that he's the head coach, but I'm 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.240 the head coach. Let me let me remind you of 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.720 all the things that I've done. And then Steven's there, 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.479 and Stevens sounded like Matthew McConaughey a little bit there. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:36.080 What do you mean his son his delivery, Oh god, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:41.760 he'll be you know this so called drought and they said, hey, drought. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:45.360 It's a Texas money accident. I guess Jerry talking about 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.560 he's going to the Senior Bowls. He's going to the 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:48.039 Old Rigg. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:49.800 He is a senior dude. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.000 I'm in the helicopter looking at the old Riggs. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.279 I'm a I'm a Wildcatter. It's been forty years. When 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.800 you're better at your job as an actor than you 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:00.640 are as an owner, that's a problem for you. Yeah, 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.919 he was really good. He was good, but that wasn't acting. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:03.280 I know. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:06.080 That's how we believe and everything should be involved with 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:10.400 nepotism everything. Sammy p was on with us in August 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.920 and he gave us two NFL futures, Chiefs to win 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.159 the Super Bowl, e Eagles to win the NFC, which 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.279 would have meant the Eagles would then be in the 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.320 Super Bowl and lose the Super Bowl to the Chiefs. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.640 Is that how that future works? If you have them 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:23.360 winning the NFC? 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.760 Eagles money's already in and the chief money now puts 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.359 you in a spot where you can take So you 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.280 have that Chief to one bet at six to one, 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.520 you can bet two units. We love units on this show, right, Yeah, 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.440 you can bet two units on the Eagles and you 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.160 would no matter what I mean, You're you're in a 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.280 good spot. I also, I didn't tell anybody about this, 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.640 but I when I was in Vegas this summer, I 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.000 did make this bet for the show, and I haven't 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.400 told anybody about it. I almost called you three Times 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.280 yesterday to tell you this is for the show. This 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.320 is one of the bets I made this summer for 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.719 all of the documents. It's a nice bet. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:58.200 So everybody shares in this whenever we're in Vegas next maybe, Okay, 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.760 you want to tell us what it is show drum roll, 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:08.479 AP Offensive Player of the Year Saquon Barkley plus two thousand. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.560 That was plus two thousand. I think it's gonna win. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.560 Who's beating him? 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.240 Yeah, that's well, they're gonna give Lamar the MVP. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.840 Don't say it. Please, don't say Josh Allen wins it. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.640 No, they wouldn't do that. I don't. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:24.640 I don't think they'll do two. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.440 Different No, no, no, you have to give a running back. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.320 I mean, he had two thousand yards. You have to 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:29.120 give him an award. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.680 I think that's a winner. Not to mush it on 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.160 your show. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:36.800 But it's six four okay, yeah, so that's around. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:39.360 That's for the boys. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:40.240 That's not for me. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.840 I don't know who I should leave it with, though, 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:47.000 Dan like that's the probably I would say Marvin or 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.480 Red definitely, not Shane nor all Right, I'll take it. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.000 No, I'm the show treasure. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:54.960 It's actually as nice. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.320 Though even better than the bet is that it gives 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.559 us a real reason to have to go to Vegas 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.040 and catch the ticket pot trip. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:05.600 Yes, Ray, So according to DraftKings right now, Saquon Barkley 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:06.760 is minus three thousand. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.640 Whoa, So you got to lay three thousand to win 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:11.920 one hundred and we bet one hundred to win two thousand. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.120 That's good, that's good. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.160 I love that. All right, all right there it is. 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:16.400 You know. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.960 I love the spirit that you thought of the show 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.360 I did. Yes, that's very nice. The only person who 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.480 thinks of this show. I think about this show constantly 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:26.119 non stop. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:27.200 I am positive. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.880 Yes, no no, no, no no no. It's like, why 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.280 am I continuing to do this? 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.080 You love it. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.840 The only goal I have for this show is for 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.559 Dan Patrick to have a Wikipedia page like entry of 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:39.120 this show. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.520 That's it. That's all I want, Okay, is them to 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.480 attach your name to this Okay. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.880 Forever and then listen to like the highlights that we've 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:46.480 talked about. 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.960 Do we need to you know? I you know, I 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:54.120 mentioned the gummy, the chocolate gummy that you gave me radio. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.200 So Ray comes up to. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.320 Me goes, hey, could we put that on the website. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.000 Maybe you know, like you know where you were still 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.560 on the chocolate gummy. I said, wow, I don't you know, 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.280 he goes no, it just put it on the gambling website. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.560 I said, all right, if you want to put it 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:09.720 on the gambling website. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:14.000 So I got overly stoned on a small piece of 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:18.000 chocolate from you to go to sleep. Yeah tiny piece, yeah, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:18.840 very small. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.920 I mean one piece was like thirty milligrams. They weren't 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.400 like small. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:23.959 So well you didn't tell me that. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:27.080 Well no, I said, take half maybe, But it depends 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.360 on how you feel, is what I said. 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.640 What does half maybe mean? 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.880 And what is it? Depends on how you feel? I mean, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.360 if you're like angry, I would probably take the whole thing, 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.360 But if you're already mellowed out and chilled, I wouldn't 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:40.040 take the whole thing. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:44.079 Oh thanks, yeah, sorry, I usually take like five milligrams. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:45.800 Oh no, you took like probably twenty of that. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's qua true. Did you take it 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.679 late at night though? Yeah, that's the problem, Danny. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.319 No, before I went to bed. I wasn't going to 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.000 be walking around at dinner time stone. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:56.520 Like that for me. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.360 The best time to be walking around stone is when 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.240 there's food in front of you. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.040 That's for sure. I didn't want, No, I didn't want 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.040 to stick a fork in my eye when I'm trying 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:04.520 to eat. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.280 I mean no, that was strong. To be fair, I 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.040 quit that shit. I quit taking those. I quit eating those. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:10.760 They were heavy. 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.840 Yeah, it's not any fun. No, not any fun at 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:18.319 least if you're smoking a blunt. I hate blunt. I'm 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:19.600 just I just like saying. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.680 Now, Bunce, you all talked about blunts in the show, 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.200 but yeah, I can't deal with them. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.640 It's not What about you, Sammy P. What's your vice? 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:30.480 I do the pen Yeah, it's easy to regulate the pen. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.120 It is the edibles. You turn into a zombie and 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:37.120 then oh where did all the reeses trees go? Did 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.160 you eat all twelve of those? No, the rappers are 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:40.960 all over you. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.080 Do you get the pen from a legal source though, Like, 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.240 oh see my problem with the pen is they can 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.000 cut that with like freaking veggie oil if you want, 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.240 you have no idea, You have no idea. That's really 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.679 weed liquid. You be cut with olive oil. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.160 Well, the process of like making the oils like pretty nard, 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.240 it's kind of like butan. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.440 But I just go to the state regulated That's what 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:04.479 I would do. Ye, that's where I went medicinal purposes. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.480 I've got a liquor store like a man, but. 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:08.960 For your vape. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:12.280 Sometimes they sell vabes all they do. No, that's at 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.600 the vape the vabe shop. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.600 Okay, all right, let's let's go bets for this week, Larry, 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:19.920 are you good? 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.640 Yeah, I'm fine. I got for this week. So there's 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.880 only are we gonna do the props? I bet heads 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.440 every year, so I'm betting heads, okay, and these units 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.480 are gonna count against me if if it comes up tails, 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.480 I lose a unit. Is that the way we're doing this? 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:36.000 Yeah? 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.200 Are these could? Are these gonna be over on the side? 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.480 No, these are. They're attached the super Bowl there, they're 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:42.559 football bets. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:46.719 Okay, I want heads. I want under ten and a 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.439 half songs at halftime by whoever that guy is. I 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:55.199 don't know who he is. Ludwick Compton, Lamar Lamar something. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:11:59.920 Headley. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.440 I think you brought up Ludwig Oberg. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:05.720 Oh yeah, I got him too later on. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.080 But yeah, he's doing the halftime Kevil Beach. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.520 Okay, all right, so. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.520 I got I'm trying to think I wrote her. I 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:16.440 didn't write him down. I got that. I got under 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.840 five and a half Taylor Swift during the game. Okay, 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.640 she's gonna get one. Travis Kelce is going to touch him. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.120 But we'll bet that next week, so they'll they'll show 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.480 her when he scores that touchdown. 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:27.920 Okay. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.280 And then I had one other bet. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.880 He said beers beers being sold. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.719 Oh yeah, over one hundred and twenty thousand shoes. That's 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:35.360 that's a lock. 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:41.040 Yes, Ray, So the super Dome holds seventy six thousand people, 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.319 so if everyone has two beers, the over smashes. So 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:46.080 see how that goes. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.520 But I don't know. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.599 I think more likely that you have a couple of 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.440 people having five or more. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:52.960 Eight. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.200 Yeah, so there's gonna be kids that are not drinking, 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.440 but the fathers will have it. Yeah, that's over. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.200 Hundred and the kids could be drinking too, all right, 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.680 anything else, Larry. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.080 And I want the two Pebble Beach top ten finishes. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.640 That's my boy. Ludwig Alberg or whatever his name is. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.000 And Colin Morikawa. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.280 Oh my god, same Larry. I'm sorry, same here. I 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.760 love them both. You're right. I think it's real. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.120 It's a real short field with no no cut, right Ludwig. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:26.280 I think Ludwig got sick last week or he probably 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:30.079 would have won that event. He's he's playing well. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:30.560 When he was sick. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.840 This is his year. He's awesome. Yeah, I love him. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.240 He's he also. You know what's nice about him is 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.480 he's like a no practice. He just goes up and wax, I. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:38.719 Do That's the way golf should be. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.360 Yeah, stop dicking around, get up there, address the ball, 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.040 Hello ball, and then hit it well. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:44.920 At the Masters for a couple of holes, he just 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.240 fucking rocks Anti. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.559 Patrick can'tley show then I imagine. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.240 I got him my top ten to punchable of a 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.400 face takes forever, Yeah, it takes forever. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:55.520 Him on the green is. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.760 It's just death. It's just death. Death, it is it 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:02.079 is And he looks like a dork. I mean, Nellie 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.040 Corda can take a lot of time if she wants, 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:09.839 but different not. Patrick can't play. Sorry anything else bad 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.280 Larry basketball One more bet? 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.720 Yeah, I got the under in the Province Saint John's 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.920 game on Saturdays. I'm gonna go to that and probably 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:19.800 want to. I don't know what the line is. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.000 It hasn't been posted yet. 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.760 Yeah, I'm probably gonna bet Providence, but that won't be 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.600 on the show. I just want the under on the 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:28.480 show for one unit. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:35.680 Okay, shay, yeah, pebble Beach, I got calling Morikawa. I 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:39.160 don't say anymore. Top ten he is a great golfer. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.680 Reminds me of a movie. Plus one if Ludvig Auburg, 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.880 I don't care how you pronounce it, that's my man. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.960 Plus two thousand. I'll be betting on them all year 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.120 and then can't lay top ten plus one ninety and 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:54.880 then the Pro Bowl the girl football over eighty eight points. 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:59.120 Okay, yeah, it's about it. By the way, didn't you 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:03.400 take on the I don't know, soccer board or something? Member? 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:07.120 Oh no, we're still oh no, yeah, so there's eight 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.400 seats on the board. We only have two right now. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:09.960 We need Now? 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.280 Is this like city council? 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.880 Like who you is more important? It's more powerful than 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:14.560 the city council? 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:15.440 Or who are you fighting? 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:21.040 I am fighting a contingency of gentle parents that believe 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.200 all kids are equal and it doesn't matter how much 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.720 you practice or how good you are. You should all 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.560 get the exact amount of playing time until you reach 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:33.240 age twelve. But the problem in my town is the 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:36.000 girls that reach age twelve are so tired of soccer 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.440 they go play lacrosse. So we got to get them 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.040 motivated younger and keep them in the soccer league. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:42.400 You want them to keep playing soccer? 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.760 Oh yeah, why because they're good. But if your kid 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.360 wasn't any good, would you be fighting for her to 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:50.240 get some playing time? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.920 No, absolutely not, No, she's not good. No, hell no, 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.280 I believe in a meritocracy. Danny, go to hell. You 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:57.200 ain't good, you don't play. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.440 Okay, it's like your house of cards, pretty much taken over. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.680 Yeah, it's a revolu And then anything we need to 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.359 know about Bahamas. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.720 I mean it went well. I lost the lottery there, 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.840 which sucked. I was one digit off, would have won 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.360 eight thousand Behamian dollars, which I don't know if that 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.960 is box would have been great. Yeah, no, that was 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:21.800 it pretty simple. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:27.320 Easy. Came back. Yeah, and they partnership, marriage never been better. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:31.120 Still intact, Grandma watched the kids. That was kind of funny, 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.760 you know, I don't know. We came back, everything was normal, but. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.040 Then your wife got out of town. While she knew 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.760 one of your children were sick and left that to 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:40.480 her mother. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.840 So mama had a lot of wine the night we 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.520 got back, and there was a text threat of just 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.640 like over and over about how hard our kids are 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.280 and how bad it is to be parents to our kids, 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:54.000 and all the roommates just sitting there taking strays from 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.280 her mom. Didn't affect me. I don't give a shit. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.120 But it was pretty funny. It was hilarious. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.680 She got to smoke by our mama. Yes, yes, right 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:03.280 in that uh. 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.840 Tweet you posted? Didn't you get the police called on you? 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:06.760 Oh my god. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.760 So I go to the lottery store to go play 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.040 the numbers right daily pick three and I'm like, hey, 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:14.040 I want to play the numbers. Lady next door it's 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.760 not open, So lady next door says, no, you got 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:16.720 to push a buzzer get in. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:17.639 So I get in. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:18.960 I'm like, hey, I want to play the numbers and 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.960 they're like, no, mom, you're not the local. I was like, okay, 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.639