WEBVTT - Episode 86: The Big Unit

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling one another bet without doing the

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<v Speaker 1>actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 2>And now join my bad Larry Shy and Irving and

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're on am I I can hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>No ship, yes, all right, where we go?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>How's morale by the way, Uh fantastic?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah Dan?

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<v Speaker 1>How about you? Shay feel great?

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<v Speaker 2>You're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything's good. Cowboys are good. Home life is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not drinking, not drinking, got at all.

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<v Speaker 2>The roommate can stand my presence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughters like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they love me. Your daughter has never had a

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<v Speaker 2>problem with me. Oh the middle one does. But three

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<v Speaker 2>ain't bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so bad. Yeah, that's not bad. How about you

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>Everything good here?

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<v Speaker 2>Dan?

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<v Speaker 4>You know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you lost four units last week, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh six for the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Shae won one unit last week, Dylan was the big winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did you have two units?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently Ray said, we're not allowed to count the only

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<v Speaker 2>American sport that matters, which is baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why why does Shae not I have.

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<v Speaker 2>A feeling it's because he's a communist.

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<v Speaker 5>But okay, not a communist. But we did talk about

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<v Speaker 5>that for the NFL season. We're only doing NFL bets

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<v Speaker 5>in the units. We're not putting Dylan's f ones in.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not doing your baseball Those are just extra.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree F one is a comedy sport too, but

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<v Speaker 2>baseball is baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how about you do something with Shaye where we

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<v Speaker 1>do the football units and then if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>have a little side stat where you show what he

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<v Speaker 1>does in baseball. He does love his.

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<v Speaker 2>Baseball, love it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, this is a football podcast right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the fall, it's a football part.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, i'd say predominantly football. But if we're betting on

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<v Speaker 3>other shit too, I mean we could be doing even

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<v Speaker 3>better there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have a side hustle. I'm just saying that

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<v Speaker 1>we'll keep.

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<v Speaker 3>The purity of the football unit, NFL purity, the chastity

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<v Speaker 3>of the Dylan won twelve units last week. Yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 1>Your big unit was your whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, where's that?

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's not in Pete.

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<v Speaker 3>They called him the big unit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're Randy Johnson. So your big bet was your four

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<v Speaker 1>leg parlay fourteen parlay all the birds? Then, yep, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have magic this week? I do have the BBL Parlor. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's hold on to that. Hold on, well, you are

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<v Speaker 1>leading right now. Anybody want to recap? Anybody have any

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<v Speaker 1>gripes from last week? Probably, I'm sure bad Larry does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually, Larry the floor is hers? Really Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't have any grites.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm they had my giants. No, I didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>my giants and the t's but the giants come back

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<v Speaker 4>in the second half with monster for me, not not

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<v Speaker 4>on this show, but for me individually.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is this is where you place bets, but

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<v Speaker 1>nobody knows you place the bets.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to believe you. I made a million bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you don't have to believe it. It doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 4>whether you believe me or not. I said Dan many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Did want to bring it up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Larry, he asked me for gripes and I have

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<v Speaker 4>nothing to gripe about.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost for you in some show, but then you

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<v Speaker 1>told us that you you won with the Giants even

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<v Speaker 1>though you didn't win with the Giants with us.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what, I trust Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take his No. No, I'm not trusting Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, not adding it to anything here, but I'll try.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take his word.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he Why doesn't he send it to

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<v Speaker 1>picture Day Ray and then Ray can go Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I will. I will never.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't want to get involved.

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<v Speaker 1>In You just brought it up.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just telling you as me have any grimes. I said, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it was my bookie keeps scoring. It was a very

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<v Speaker 4>nice one.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. Let me guess you got laid to right?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it my birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Say? All right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Bringing that up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh my team was down twenty nothing and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we know we know that, Lar.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched that close to be dump.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I say last week? I would have taken

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<v Speaker 1>the Cardinals to win that.

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<v Speaker 4>Game money line.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember you saying that, and I said I loved

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<v Speaker 1>Seattle in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 2>True.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are things that I said on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to my bookie. I don't have a.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, you're like, shad you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not have a bookie? Yeah, not to Steve my bookie.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now, my bookie was named Jay. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a dentist.

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<v Speaker 3>But it seems like if you're I feel like a

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<v Speaker 3>dentist is a pretty you know, like admirable fashion, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you make enough money being a dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>He drove a Lincoln Continental Mark three wow body light blue.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is the like, I'm a dentist, but I'm also

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<v Speaker 3>a criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but I just remember he lived in a nice house,

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<v Speaker 1>nice car, nice family, and you know I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go over there each week if I had to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up a check or drop off a check. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>took checks. Yeah wow, I never met a book. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have the money to take out of the bank,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would write a check and then eventually I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, don't cash the check. Yeah, let me let me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was working at a golf course. I was mowing

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<v Speaker 1>greens and I wasn't making much money, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>always say, if I lost a bet or you know

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<v Speaker 1>there was damage over the weekend, that give me time

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<v Speaker 1>to get my paycheck and I'll put it in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, going yards betting games, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's bad if you don't want it to bounce. Cash

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<v Speaker 3>it on Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 1>It was bad. It was bad, all right? Anything any

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<v Speaker 1>bad beats here? Nobody cares if you won a bet

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<v Speaker 1>in dramatic fashion. But because bad Larry's giants came back

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<v Speaker 1>after embarrassing themselves. What what ray well?

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<v Speaker 5>Bad beats? No one had it here? But did you

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<v Speaker 5>guys see the end of the Niners Rams game?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, come on? How does how does Sean McVay

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<v Speaker 1>not know what the lione? He knows and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>his fans to cover, period, That's it. He wants his

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<v Speaker 1>fans who bet on his team to cover because it

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<v Speaker 1>was seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>You kicked the field.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean what four seconds to go?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, my mom, who thinks of football field is twenty

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<v Speaker 3>yards long, knows what the point spread is on football games.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't go outside of your house without seeing it,

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<v Speaker 3>especially if you're the coach of a team.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you're coaching, at some point, you're gonna you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to see or hear with the point spread. You

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<v Speaker 1>are somebody's gonna say, hey, do you think you can cover?

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<v Speaker 1>Like your buddies. I'm guessing, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>You're your mistress. Yeah what wait, who's mistress? Sean McVay

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<v Speaker 2>an't he married?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, who's mistress? Could be?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>How much am I putting on this game?

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<v Speaker 1>Who says he has a mistress?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, give me a break, Danny, he's got a mistress.

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<v Speaker 1>He just got married.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, so now he needs a mistress.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a mistress?

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<v Speaker 2>We broke up weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>She's getting so mad at me.

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<v Speaker 3>She had another roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, we never lived together.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just, you know, we're like a camp situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you everything's good with you and your wife, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't be screwing it up like this. Cowboys are doing well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the wagon. Everything is good. You're just yes, stop.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too good.

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<v Speaker 2>My self sabotage.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a saboteur sabatur All right, we start with Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>since he leads the charge with twelve units.

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<v Speaker 3>Alrighty Dan, Okay, Dylan, let's see. It'll start with college.

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<v Speaker 1>Ellen needs some time here, I got it all stall

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Whipping pages. Okay, here we go, So college bets. These

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<v Speaker 3>are all gonna be one unit Wisconsin Purdue under fifty

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<v Speaker 3>three and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you at lunch bad, Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, I'm not. Actually Empani's off today, so she

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<v Speaker 4>has made me run up to the Asberg the Mission

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<v Speaker 4>to drop off some clothes. I barely made it back

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<v Speaker 4>in time at quarter after twelve, okay, and I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 4>at that same table I sent my pic Janny. I.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, sometimes I feel bad because he's not in

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<v Speaker 1>the room with us, and he sort of loses track

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<v Speaker 1>of things. But what Marvin, all right, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Listening to you guys talk. It's hard. Okay, time in

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<v Speaker 4>he is.

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<v Speaker 3>At a disadvantace.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Larry, are you in Asberry Park, New Jersey?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was there fifteen minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm back home home with Bam Bam Bigelow.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh I remember band Bam.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked a little bit about talk about. Okay, back

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<v Speaker 1>to Dylan. All right, Dylan, so you got Wisconsin Purdue.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, under fifty three and a half, big t slugfest.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Wisconsin. These they're both scoring some points here, ye,

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<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin is.

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<v Speaker 3>But once once those the unstoppable force in the unmovable

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<v Speaker 3>objects meet each other, it's gonna be eleven to seven. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Western Kentucky plus three and afrigainst Troy. You don't like

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<v Speaker 3>Troy has worked well for me the season.

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<v Speaker 2>Not like Troy, great team? No they suck, No they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh actually yeah, because last week I had James Madison's

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<v Speaker 3>moneyline against Troy Underdog's Day won outright?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, once again, you don't like Troy Troy Aikman. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the movie Troy. You don't like Troy Aikman.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean Jay Z.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go Communism at best.

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<v Speaker 3>Oregon minus twenty one against.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you love more? Troy Aikman or Roger Stallbauch

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<v Speaker 1>or Jesus or Jesus the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus won Troy to Roger.

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<v Speaker 3>Three, putting Roger starback behind Troy Aikman.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that sounded a bit inappropriate, but I would have Roger. Yeah, Roger,

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<v Speaker 1>he fought yea Navy, Yes he fought for our country. Troy,

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<v Speaker 1>yes as much. Wait, but doesn't Troyman have more rings

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<v Speaker 1>bing bing bing and age appropriate though? Shay, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you forty? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So you know he doesn't remember Roger. I probably docks

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<v Speaker 2>myself just now that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's gonna find you out Here we go, somebody's gonna fight. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>back to Dylan, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>So Oregon minus twenty one against Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>People are betting with their heart on this Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>This is stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a don't overthink.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where Vegas goes. Yes, thank you, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need the points. I'm taking Dion and straight up money money.

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<v Speaker 3>Some guy in Vegas is up there just lighting money

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<v Speaker 3>on fires like this stuff is coming in like hot cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>What else?

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<v Speaker 3>And even though they fucked me last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Scored a lot of points, Iowa, are you going to under?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going under forty and I'm actually I lied three

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<v Speaker 3>units on that again, I have to keep I'm keeping

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<v Speaker 3>the system going. Actually, though not to sound like Larry

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<v Speaker 3>I did, I had a this was not on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>but I had I don't want to hear it, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's relevant.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear it from Larry. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear from you.

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<v Speaker 3>Please pretty please?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had a seven leg parlay hit six of

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<v Speaker 3>them put fucking Iowa under and there like this one's

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<v Speaker 3>guaranteed one and.

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<v Speaker 2>I got lost.

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<v Speaker 3>I lost?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you done.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not quite NFL Dan. Oh, actually I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I have one more bet, and I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>I feel about this Notre Dame money line against the

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<v Speaker 3>Ohio Stage. I am the murmurings on the street. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>hearing a lot of people liking Notre Dame here, which

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<v Speaker 3>gives me pause. But I hate Ohio State. I like

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<v Speaker 3>Notre Dame initially, so I'm sticking plus one.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>NFL, So I'm I'm taking the BBL parlay Dan, which

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<v Speaker 3>is the Broncos money line against the Dolphins, the Bears

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<v Speaker 3>plus twelve and alf against the Chiefs, and the Lions

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<v Speaker 3>minus three against the Falcons.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the b Broncos be Bears l lines. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and that pays out about plus one thousand. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also going to take all of those bets in as

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<v Speaker 1>straight bets to okay, for.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going Stillers plus two and a half against Raiders

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday night, okay, and Texans Jags under forty four like that,

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<v Speaker 3>And then I have some f one bets but apparently

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<v Speaker 3>don't fucking matter anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, God, why did you guys whind so much?

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<v Speaker 1>We have to Dan, you know, when I walked in

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<v Speaker 1>here today, I saw a little nip of a fireball.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gross, No, Dylan discuss it was on the floor. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you bringing a nip of fireball in here

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<v Speaker 1>while you're you weren't taking you weren't drinking during the show.

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<v Speaker 3>No that we we went out and got our usual

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<v Speaker 3>white claws. So I got then do like men do,

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<v Speaker 3>and the men also get a nip of fireball. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I wanted to make sure that we're not there.

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<v Speaker 3>These are all post show okay, yeah, right, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>Shay give me that drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me. You're not allowed to say anything. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>drinking at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I heard white Claw opening up sick with death.

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<v Speaker 1>All go ahead, everybody's having fun but Larry, ye okay.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So I got Sergio Perez and Lando Norris,

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<v Speaker 3>podium finished Max for stapping fast lap.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, commy, uh let me see say are you in

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<v Speaker 1>front of bed? Larry?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm always behind them. Okay, all right, bad Larry waiting?

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<v Speaker 3>Here you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's here we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, one units. I didn't see Ray never sent me back.

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<v Speaker 4>What this line was? I want to over the Giants

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<v Speaker 4>team total only so over the Giants, but not for

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<v Speaker 4>the game, just for the sixteen and a half, perfect

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<v Speaker 4>over sixteen and a half for the Giants. Yes, then

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<v Speaker 4>I want the Pats minus the three against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>Two and a half, thank you, Dan, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Two and a half, thank you, Dann. Okay, Bill's running

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<v Speaker 4>six and a half against the Commanders, Lions minus three

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<v Speaker 4>against the Falcons.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, any college, then I got a.

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<v Speaker 4>Three team t's in the pros still well half row

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<v Speaker 4>and a half college two unit three team t's the

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<v Speaker 4>forty nine ers and to pick them tonight, the Cowboys

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<v Speaker 4>minus the two and a half and NC State minus

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<v Speaker 4>I half somewhere around to pick them.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's a pick the half. It's a pick them.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a pick them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay against Virginia, Yes, against Virginia Via all right? Anything else? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm trying to keep this moving, Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand now, the two unit three team TIS, then

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<v Speaker 4>I got one on three college games. Tennessee minus is

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<v Speaker 4>twenty against.

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<v Speaker 1>You, twenty and a half, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Meaning let's have JMU minus is six and a half

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<v Speaker 4>against Utah State, and I'm going to get jump on

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<v Speaker 4>LSU minus is seventeen against.

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<v Speaker 1>Our seventeen and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>That might not be meaningless, but I'll tell that's fine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>they're they're the winners for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan, so far, thank you, thank you, Larry Shay your turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, college football, Danny, we got a Coketown versus the

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<v Speaker 2>cow Pokes over sixty three and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on in Laymanstern's s m U versus TCU, Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everybody knows that. Uh South Bama minus fifteen and

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<v Speaker 2>CMU they suck. Liberty and the Christians minus ten against FYU,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a fake.

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<v Speaker 3>School at Liberty is not though, No, it's not doing

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<v Speaker 3>God's work. That's shoeless.

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<v Speaker 2>Carpenter, I got Heavy minus twenty and a half against

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<v Speaker 2>Larry's LAE. To be fair, I'm chalky as fuck this

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<v Speaker 2>like every single bet I made his chalk you that before,

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<v Speaker 2>so please fade me. It doesn't look good. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>got Belichick minus two and a half the Raiders minus

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<v Speaker 2>two and a half, and since he minus three, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Tried to give you guys a heads up on a

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<v Speaker 1>bet that maybe you should take what the over in

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<v Speaker 1>the Raiders home games in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Is heard this on the show immediately, but against it.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly literally heard it live log in. But against

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna go so low this week, the week they'll

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<v Speaker 3>go back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, alright, fair enough, fair enough. Anything else needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be mentioned obviously, Shaye Irving podcast, Yeah that's back getting weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe next Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure that you and your wife,

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<v Speaker 1>your roommate are We're good, I know, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure that it's real. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean that it's sustainable the marriage?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's been a decade, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't That's the easy part, right, That's like being

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<v Speaker 3>like I did happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a rough patch, and I want to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure if I go to the house, if she came

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<v Speaker 1>in here and we did it. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, but if we did, if we did, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I told you I'll go to your house. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna love it, Danny, really expensive neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It must be nice. It ain't bad. I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Marvin's not able to come with me there. Sure, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>pulled over, immediately pulled over.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to run your plates.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, wait, this is your car is definitely not this

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<v Speaker 3>is my house.

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<v Speaker 2>We will call you outside of town.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'll just a deep look. My neighbor desperately wants

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<v Speaker 6>to know what I do for a living. Oh, for sure,

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<v Speaker 6>because you know I come in here with jeans and

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<v Speaker 6>a T shirt and most people think, hey, you might

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<v Speaker 6>be working at a warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>I come back as clean as a whistle, right, come back?

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<v Speaker 6>And so he goes, hey, you know, how's everything? And

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<v Speaker 6>I go, business is good? And my wife goes it

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<v Speaker 6>makes you feel like they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Drug you're manufacturing cocaine like Martin, you can't and just

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<v Speaker 1>business is good? Or do you say business? I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I should have said.

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<v Speaker 3>And what man is definitely the first guy to sell

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<v Speaker 3>drugs in an ultima?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>If you know you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my good come on selling dinond bags out the

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<v Speaker 1>back and one do you have anything that you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to add?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Let's hope the BBL parlay again for the people.

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<v Speaker 1>What about what about you bad Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, I'm good, have fun Wednesday night, Dan, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>interested to hear how it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, and we good luck. We're waiting for you to

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<v Speaker 1>come back up. Larry for the phone. Yeah we are ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I do have one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>I want a unit on the Giants money line tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>What yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Ship it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. See you build it up and then

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<v Speaker 1>you piss it away.

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<v Speaker 3>But what if I win?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's why it's going gambling exactly. Yeah, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>for bad Larry, for Dylan, the graphics gun, for Picture

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<v Speaker 1>Day Ray, for Marvin and Shay and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We'll talk to you night, kid,