Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling one another bet without doing the
Speaker 1: actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry Shy and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: Are you good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're on am I I can hear you.
Speaker 1: No ship, yes, all right, where we go?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: How's morale by the way, Uh fantastic?
Speaker 3: Yeah Dan?
Speaker 1: How about you? Shay feel great?
Speaker 2: You're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's good. Cowboys are good. Home life is good.
Speaker 1: Not drinking, not drinking, got at all.
Speaker 2: The roommate can stand my presence.
Speaker 1: That's like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Your daughters like you.
Speaker 2: Oh they love me. Your daughter has never had a
Speaker 2: problem with me. Oh the middle one does. But three
Speaker 2: ain't bad.
Speaker 1: That's so bad. Yeah, that's not bad. How about you
Speaker 1: bad Larry?
Speaker 4: Everything good here?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 1: Well, you lost four units last week, didn't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah? I did?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right?
Speaker 4: Uh six for the year.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Shae won one unit last week, Dylan was the big winner.
Speaker 1: Oh did you have two units?
Speaker 2: Apparently Ray said, we're not allowed to count the only
Speaker 2: American sport that matters, which is baseball.
Speaker 1: Wait, why why does Shae not I have.
Speaker 2: A feeling it's because he's a communist.
Speaker 5: But okay, not a communist. But we did talk about
Speaker 5: that for the NFL season. We're only doing NFL bets
Speaker 5: in the units. We're not putting Dylan's f ones in.
Speaker 5: We're not doing your baseball Those are just extra.
Speaker 2: I agree F one is a comedy sport too, but
Speaker 2: baseball is baseball.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about you do something with Shaye where we
Speaker 1: do the football units and then if you want to
Speaker 1: have a little side stat where you show what he
Speaker 1: does in baseball. He does love his.
Speaker 2: Baseball, love it.
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is a football podcast right now.
Speaker 1: In the fall, it's a football part.
Speaker 3: Well, i'd say predominantly football. But if we're betting on
Speaker 3: other shit too, I mean we could be doing even
Speaker 3: better there.
Speaker 1: You can have a side hustle. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: we'll keep.
Speaker 3: The purity of the football unit, NFL purity, the chastity
Speaker 3: of the Dylan won twelve units last week. Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm back.
Speaker 1: Your big unit was your whoa.
Speaker 3: Wait, where's that?
Speaker 1: Larry's not in Pete.
Speaker 3: They called him the big unit.
Speaker 1: You're Randy Johnson. So your big bet was your four
Speaker 1: leg parlay fourteen parlay all the birds? Then, yep, do
Speaker 1: you have magic this week? I do have the BBL Parlor. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hold on to that. Hold on, well, you are
Speaker 1: leading right now. Anybody want to recap? Anybody have any
Speaker 1: gripes from last week? Probably, I'm sure bad Larry does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, Larry the floor is hers? Really Larry?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have any grites.
Speaker 4: No, I'm they had my giants. No, I didn't have
Speaker 4: my giants and the t's but the giants come back
Speaker 4: in the second half with monster for me, not not
Speaker 4: on this show, but for me individually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is where you place bets, but
Speaker 1: nobody knows you place the bets.
Speaker 2: We have to believe you. I made a million bucks.
Speaker 4: No, you don't have to believe it. It doesn't matter
Speaker 4: whether you believe me or not. I said Dan many times.
Speaker 2: Did want to bring it up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Larry, he asked me for gripes and I have
Speaker 4: nothing to gripe about.
Speaker 1: I lost for you in some show, but then you
Speaker 1: told us that you you won with the Giants even
Speaker 1: though you didn't win with the Giants with us.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I trust Larry.
Speaker 1: I'll take his No. No, I'm not trusting Larry.
Speaker 3: No, No, not adding it to anything here, but I'll try.
Speaker 3: I'll take his word.
Speaker 1: I don't think he Why doesn't he send it to
Speaker 1: picture Day Ray and then Ray can go Okay, you
Speaker 1: know I will. I will never.
Speaker 4: We don't want to get involved.
Speaker 1: In You just brought it up.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you as me have any grimes. I said, no,
Speaker 4: it was my bookie keeps scoring. It was a very
Speaker 4: nice one.
Speaker 2: There we go. Let me guess you got laid to right?
Speaker 4: Was it my birthday?
Speaker 1: Say? All right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Bringing that up?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 4: Uh my team was down twenty nothing and a half.
Speaker 1: No, we know we know that, Lar.
Speaker 3: I watched that close to be dump.
Speaker 1: What did I say last week? I would have taken
Speaker 1: the Cardinals to win that.
Speaker 4: Game money line.
Speaker 1: I remember you saying that, and I said I loved
Speaker 1: Seattle in Detroit.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: So those are things that I said on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Not to my bookie. I don't have a.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you're like, shad you.
Speaker 1: Not have a bookie? Yeah, not to Steve my bookie.
Speaker 1: I mean, now, my bookie was named Jay. He was
Speaker 1: a dentist.
Speaker 3: But it seems like if you're I feel like a
Speaker 3: dentist is a pretty you know, like admirable fashion, Like
Speaker 3: I feel like you make enough money being a dentist.
Speaker 1: He drove a Lincoln Continental Mark three wow body light blue.
Speaker 3: Which is the like, I'm a dentist, but I'm also
Speaker 3: a criminal.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I just remember he lived in a nice house,
Speaker 1: nice car, nice family, and you know I had to
Speaker 1: go over there each week if I had to pick
Speaker 1: up a check or drop off a check. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: took checks. Yeah wow, I never met a book. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't have the money to take out of the bank,
Speaker 1: so I would write a check and then eventually I
Speaker 1: would say, don't cash the check. Yeah, let me let me.
Speaker 1: I was working at a golf course. I was mowing
Speaker 1: greens and I wasn't making much money, and I would
Speaker 1: always say, if I lost a bet or you know
Speaker 1: there was damage over the weekend, that give me time
Speaker 1: to get my paycheck and I'll put it in the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, going yards betting games, you know.
Speaker 3: It's bad if you don't want it to bounce. Cash
Speaker 3: it on Wednesday?
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad, all right? Anything any
Speaker 1: bad beats here? Nobody cares if you won a bet
Speaker 1: in dramatic fashion. But because bad Larry's giants came back
Speaker 1: after embarrassing themselves. What what ray well?
Speaker 5: Bad beats? No one had it here? But did you
Speaker 5: guys see the end of the Niners Rams game?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, come on? How does how does Sean McVay
Speaker 1: not know what the lione? He knows and he wants
Speaker 1: his fans to cover, period, That's it. He wants his
Speaker 1: fans who bet on his team to cover because it
Speaker 1: was seven and a half.
Speaker 3: You kicked the field.
Speaker 1: I mean what four seconds to go?
Speaker 3: Yes, my mom, who thinks of football field is twenty
Speaker 3: yards long, knows what the point spread is on football games.
Speaker 3: You can't go outside of your house without seeing it,
Speaker 3: especially if you're the coach of a team.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you're coaching, at some point, you're gonna you're
Speaker 1: going to see or hear with the point spread. You
Speaker 1: are somebody's gonna say, hey, do you think you can cover?
Speaker 1: Like your buddies. I'm guessing, Hey.
Speaker 2: You're your mistress. Yeah what wait, who's mistress? Sean McVay
Speaker 2: an't he married?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, who's mistress? Could be?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: How much am I putting on this game?
Speaker 1: Who says he has a mistress?
Speaker 2: Oh, give me a break, Danny, he's got a mistress.
Speaker 1: He just got married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so now he needs a mistress.
Speaker 1: Do you have a mistress?
Speaker 2: We broke up weeks ago.
Speaker 1: She's getting so mad at me.
Speaker 3: She had another roommate.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we never lived together.
Speaker 3: It was just, you know, we're like a camp situation.
Speaker 1: Wait, you everything's good with you and your wife, So
Speaker 1: don't be screwing it up like this. Cowboys are doing well,
Speaker 1: you're on the wagon. Everything is good. You're just yes, stop.
Speaker 3: It's too good.
Speaker 2: My self sabotage.
Speaker 1: You are a saboteur sabatur All right, we start with Dylan,
Speaker 1: since he leads the charge with twelve units.
Speaker 3: Alrighty Dan, Okay, Dylan, let's see. It'll start with college.
Speaker 1: Ellen needs some time here, I got it all stall
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: Whipping pages. Okay, here we go, So college bets. These
Speaker 3: are all gonna be one unit Wisconsin Purdue under fifty
Speaker 3: three and a half.
Speaker 1: Are you at lunch bad, Larry?
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not. Actually Empani's off today, so she
Speaker 4: has made me run up to the Asberg the Mission
Speaker 4: to drop off some clothes. I barely made it back
Speaker 4: in time at quarter after twelve, okay, and I'm sitting
Speaker 4: at that same table I sent my pic Janny. I.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I feel bad because he's not in
Speaker 1: the room with us, and he sort of loses track
Speaker 1: of things. But what Marvin, all right, I'm.
Speaker 4: Listening to you guys talk. It's hard. Okay, time in
Speaker 4: he is.
Speaker 3: At a disadvantace.
Speaker 6: Hey, Larry, are you in Asberry Park, New Jersey?
Speaker 4: No, I was there fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 2: But I'm back home home with Bam Bam Bigelow.
Speaker 4: Oh oh I remember band Bam.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We talked a little bit about talk about. Okay, back
Speaker 1: to Dylan. All right, Dylan, so you got Wisconsin Purdue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, under fifty three and a half, big t slugfest.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wisconsin. These they're both scoring some points here, ye,
Speaker 1: Wisconsin is.
Speaker 3: But once once those the unstoppable force in the unmovable
Speaker 3: objects meet each other, it's gonna be eleven to seven. Okay,
Speaker 3: Western Kentucky plus three and afrigainst Troy. You don't like
Speaker 3: Troy has worked well for me the season.
Speaker 2: Not like Troy, great team? No they suck, No they don't.
Speaker 3: Oh actually yeah, because last week I had James Madison's
Speaker 3: moneyline against Troy Underdog's Day won outright?
Speaker 1: Yeah, once again, you don't like Troy Troy Aikman. You
Speaker 1: don't like the movie Troy. You don't like Troy Aikman.
Speaker 3: You mean Jay Z.
Speaker 2: There we go Communism at best.
Speaker 3: Oregon minus twenty one against.
Speaker 1: Who do you love more? Troy Aikman or Roger Stallbauch
Speaker 1: or Jesus or Jesus the same thing.
Speaker 2: Jesus won Troy to Roger.
Speaker 3: Three, putting Roger starback behind Troy Aikman.
Speaker 1: Well, that sounded a bit inappropriate, but I would have Roger. Yeah, Roger,
Speaker 1: he fought yea Navy, Yes he fought for our country. Troy,
Speaker 1: yes as much. Wait, but doesn't Troyman have more rings
Speaker 1: bing bing bing and age appropriate though? Shay, what are
Speaker 1: you forty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So you know he doesn't remember Roger. I probably docks
Speaker 2: myself just now that out.
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna find you out Here we go, somebody's gonna fight. Okay,
Speaker 1: back to Dylan, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: So Oregon minus twenty one against Colorado.
Speaker 1: People are betting with their heart on this Colorado.
Speaker 2: This is stuff.
Speaker 3: This is a don't overthink.
Speaker 1: This is where Vegas goes. Yes, thank you, I don't
Speaker 1: need the points. I'm taking Dion and straight up money money.
Speaker 3: Some guy in Vegas is up there just lighting money
Speaker 3: on fires like this stuff is coming in like hot cakes.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 3: And even though they fucked me last week.
Speaker 1: Scored a lot of points, Iowa, are you going to under?
Speaker 3: I'm going under forty and I'm actually I lied three
Speaker 3: units on that again, I have to keep I'm keeping
Speaker 3: the system going. Actually, though not to sound like Larry
Speaker 3: I did, I had a this was not on the show,
Speaker 3: but I had I don't want to hear it, but
Speaker 3: it's relevant.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it from Larry. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear from you.
Speaker 3: Please pretty please?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I had a seven leg parlay hit six of
Speaker 3: them put fucking Iowa under and there like this one's
Speaker 3: guaranteed one and.
Speaker 2: I got lost.
Speaker 3: I lost?
Speaker 1: Okay, are you done.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not quite NFL Dan. Oh, actually I am.
Speaker 3: I have one more bet, and I don't know how
Speaker 3: I feel about this Notre Dame money line against the
Speaker 3: Ohio Stage. I am the murmurings on the street. I'm
Speaker 3: hearing a lot of people liking Notre Dame here, which
Speaker 3: gives me pause. But I hate Ohio State. I like
Speaker 3: Notre Dame initially, so I'm sticking plus one.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 3: NFL, So I'm I'm taking the BBL parlay Dan, which
Speaker 3: is the Broncos money line against the Dolphins, the Bears
Speaker 3: plus twelve and alf against the Chiefs, and the Lions
Speaker 3: minus three against the Falcons.
Speaker 1: That's the b Broncos be Bears l lines. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and that pays out about plus one thousand. And I'm
Speaker 1: also going to take all of those bets in as
Speaker 1: straight bets to okay, for.
Speaker 3: I'm going Stillers plus two and a half against Raiders
Speaker 3: Sunday night, okay, and Texans Jags under forty four like that,
Speaker 3: And then I have some f one bets but apparently
Speaker 3: don't fucking matter anymore.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, God, why did you guys whind so much?
Speaker 1: We have to Dan, you know, when I walked in
Speaker 1: here today, I saw a little nip of a fireball.
Speaker 1: Oh gross, No, Dylan discuss it was on the floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: why are you bringing a nip of fireball in here
Speaker 1: while you're you weren't taking you weren't drinking during the show.
Speaker 3: No that we we went out and got our usual
Speaker 3: white claws. So I got then do like men do,
Speaker 3: and the men also get a nip of fireball. Okay,
Speaker 3: I just I wanted to make sure that we're not there.
Speaker 3: These are all post show okay, yeah, right, all right,
Speaker 3: Shay give me that drink.
Speaker 1: Let me. You're not allowed to say anything. She's not
Speaker 1: drinking at all.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's.
Speaker 1: I thought I heard white Claw opening up sick with death.
Speaker 1: All go ahead, everybody's having fun but Larry, ye okay.
Speaker 3: All right, So I got Sergio Perez and Lando Norris,
Speaker 3: podium finished Max for stapping fast lap.
Speaker 1: Okay, commy, uh let me see say are you in
Speaker 1: front of bed? Larry?
Speaker 2: No, I'm always behind them. Okay, all right, bad Larry waiting?
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 1: Here's here we go?
Speaker 4: Okay, one units. I didn't see Ray never sent me back.
Speaker 4: What this line was? I want to over the Giants
Speaker 4: team total only so over the Giants, but not for
Speaker 4: the game, just for the sixteen and a half, perfect
Speaker 4: over sixteen and a half for the Giants. Yes, then
Speaker 4: I want the Pats minus the three against the Jets.
Speaker 1: Two and a half, thank you, Dan, Okay.
Speaker 4: Two and a half, thank you, Dann. Okay, Bill's running
Speaker 4: six and a half against the Commanders, Lions minus three
Speaker 4: against the Falcons.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, any college, then I got a.
Speaker 4: Three team t's in the pros still well half row
Speaker 4: and a half college two unit three team t's the
Speaker 4: forty nine ers and to pick them tonight, the Cowboys
Speaker 4: minus the two and a half and NC State minus
Speaker 4: I half somewhere around to pick them.
Speaker 1: Mine's a pick the half. It's a pick them.
Speaker 4: It's a pick them.
Speaker 1: Okay against Virginia, Yes, against Virginia Via all right? Anything else? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm trying to keep this moving, Larry.
Speaker 4: I understand now, the two unit three team TIS, then
Speaker 4: I got one on three college games. Tennessee minus is
Speaker 4: twenty against.
Speaker 1: You, twenty and a half, okay.
Speaker 4: Meaning let's have JMU minus is six and a half
Speaker 4: against Utah State, and I'm going to get jump on
Speaker 4: LSU minus is seventeen against.
Speaker 1: Our seventeen and a half.
Speaker 4: That might not be meaningless, but I'll tell that's fine. Okay,
Speaker 4: they're they're the winners for this week.
Speaker 1: Dan, so far, thank you, thank you, Larry Shay your turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, college football, Danny, we got a Coketown versus the
Speaker 2: cow Pokes over sixty three and a half.
Speaker 1: Hold on in Laymanstern's s m U versus TCU, Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody knows that. Uh South Bama minus fifteen and
Speaker 2: CMU they suck. Liberty and the Christians minus ten against FYU,
Speaker 2: which is a fake.
Speaker 3: School at Liberty is not though, No, it's not doing
Speaker 3: God's work. That's shoeless.
Speaker 2: Carpenter, I got Heavy minus twenty and a half against
Speaker 2: Larry's LAE. To be fair, I'm chalky as fuck this
Speaker 2: like every single bet I made his chalk you that before,
Speaker 2: so please fade me. It doesn't look good. Then I
Speaker 2: got Belichick minus two and a half the Raiders minus
Speaker 2: two and a half, and since he minus three, I.
Speaker 1: Tried to give you guys a heads up on a
Speaker 1: bet that maybe you should take what the over in
Speaker 1: the Raiders home games in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Is heard this on the show immediately, but against it.
Speaker 3: I honestly literally heard it live log in. But against
Speaker 3: they're gonna go so low this week, the week they'll
Speaker 3: go back.
Speaker 1: Okay, alright, fair enough, fair enough. Anything else needs to
Speaker 1: be mentioned obviously, Shaye Irving podcast, Yeah that's back getting weird.
Speaker 1: Maybe next Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? Maybe?
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that you and your wife,
Speaker 1: your roommate are We're good, I know, but I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure that it's real. What do you
Speaker 1: mean that it's sustainable the marriage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's been a decade, Danny.
Speaker 3: That doesn't That's the easy part, right, That's like being
Speaker 3: like I did happen.
Speaker 1: I had a rough patch, and I want to make
Speaker 1: sure if I go to the house, if she came
Speaker 1: in here and we did it. We don't want to
Speaker 1: do that, but if we did, if we did, you know,
Speaker 1: but I told you I'll go to your house. You're
Speaker 1: gonna love it, Danny, really expensive neighborhood.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: It must be nice. It ain't bad. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Marvin's not able to come with me there. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: pulled over, immediately pulled over.
Speaker 2: They're going to run your plates.
Speaker 3: Like, wait, this is your car is definitely not this
Speaker 3: is my house.
Speaker 2: We will call you outside of town.
Speaker 6: No, I'll just a deep look. My neighbor desperately wants
Speaker 6: to know what I do for a living. Oh, for sure,
Speaker 6: because you know I come in here with jeans and
Speaker 6: a T shirt and most people think, hey, you might
Speaker 6: be working at a warehouse.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 6: I come back as clean as a whistle, right, come back?
Speaker 6: And so he goes, hey, you know, how's everything? And
Speaker 6: I go, business is good? And my wife goes it
Speaker 6: makes you feel like they're.
Speaker 1: Drug you're manufacturing cocaine like Martin, you can't and just
Speaker 1: business is good? Or do you say business? I wish
Speaker 1: I should have said.
Speaker 3: And what man is definitely the first guy to sell
Speaker 3: drugs in an ultima?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you know you know?
Speaker 1: Oh my good come on selling dinond bags out the
Speaker 1: back and one do you have anything that you'd like
Speaker 1: to add?
Speaker 3: Uh? Let's hope the BBL parlay again for the people.
Speaker 1: What about what about you bad Larry?
Speaker 4: No? No, I'm good, have fun Wednesday night, Dan, I'm
Speaker 4: interested to hear how it goes.
Speaker 1: Uh, and we good luck. We're waiting for you to
Speaker 1: come back up. Larry for the phone. Yeah we are ship.
Speaker 3: Actually, I do have one more thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you have?
Speaker 3: I want a unit on the Giants money line tonight.
Speaker 2: What yeah?
Speaker 3: Ship it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. See you build it up and then
Speaker 1: you piss it away.
Speaker 3: But what if I win?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's why it's going gambling exactly. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: for bad Larry, for Dylan, the graphics gun, for Picture
Speaker 1: Day Ray, for Marvin and Shay and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We'll talk to you night, kid,