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Speaker 1: list for being a pet blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's rude, disregard, super rude blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why

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Speaker 1: A lot, a lot people who always poking in front

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Speaker 1: pet peeves. Eat food that isn't yours. Oh, especially because

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Speaker 1: our former employee, Troy in our engraving department, took a

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Speaker 1: This was the plan. Okay, So I'm just gonna go

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Speaker 1: was supposed to say thanks for making me the luckiest

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Speaker 1: man ever. Stop okay, running circles, and to tell me, man, okay,

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Speaker 1: We got that and Troy in our engraving department. Before

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yes? I am one hundred percent. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. You should they put thank you for?

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Speaker 1: How did this happen? I gave you two hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: and you put thanks for in my box? That's not

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Speaker 1: I'll just say it. It says five years thanks for

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Speaker 1: But nonrefundable. You guys took two hundred dollars from me,

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Speaker 1: took my message to my wife, thank you for making

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: box is fine. This was okay as far as I know.

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Speaker 1: As far as I know, it's still good. The Jebel

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Speaker 1: When you put it like that? Yeah, it's not great. Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I need your help. What do you mean you think

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Speaker 1: you called him in a lie? He just started going

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Speaker 1: late lately. Like how late? M Like two three am?

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Speaker 1: Who the good Jackie? Um? Yeah, and how are you?

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Speaker 1: Fresh and one rapper has beef with a fish sandwich. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are suing Starbucks because they brewed them up. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: I have what coming right up? I'm Christian Gray Snow.

423
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Speaker 1: In my story is every bird of proof Why you

424
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: don't tell your partner everything if you are a piece

425
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: of people? Okay, coming up on that in my story.

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00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: That's coming up in my story right all right? Wash

427
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: popping his producer Bennett popping in for English even because

428
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Speaker 1: I don't know he's been in the bathroom forever like

429
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: that kid, I swear, does he even want to work? Yeah,

430
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: he could be having a work meeting and there no

431
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: word when he's coming back. I'm in Sri Lanka. Find

432
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 1: out what's going on in Tri Lanka, and we'll see

433
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: if Evan comes back from the bathroom, and the rest

434
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Speaker 1: of those stories before your first story in the day

435
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: in the I nd the idiot news work as they

436
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,959
Speaker 1: report the news. There's been a lot of great rap battles,

437
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: right tupacin, Biggie Drake and everybody. And now Push the

438
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: T has come out with a dish track, not even

439
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: against another rapper though against the filet of fish whoa

440
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: McDonald's and the reason the whole world of it. Now

441
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: I gotta trush your fishes. I think he should be disgusted.

442
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: And you're like, how much can this guy say about

443
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Speaker 1: a filet of fish? It's still going s the square

444
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: fish asking us to trust its cheese making d's on

445
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: a budget. So I love how he's talking about McDonald's

446
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: being on a budget with one slice of cheese. It's like, no,

447
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: we're on a budget. That's why we're having stop winning

448
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: about the one slice of cheese. That's what we ask for. Well,

449
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: their goals to push your tea happy meal, you know

450
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Speaker 1: how everybody has what would be in the Push a

451
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Speaker 1: T Happy meal. The salt comes in actually a little

452
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: plastic baggies and two chains. This is the idiot News

453
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: Network or idiots. I'm just in the news. For our

454
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: next story of day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh,

455
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Speaker 1: who's on location outside of Starbucks, outside of a Starbull. Yeah,

456
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: where a few of these customers are suing Starbucks because

457
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: they got served up something other than their morning brew.

458
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: It's a cleaner that Starbucks uses to clean their coffee machines,

459
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: and a few customers were served up this toxic chemical

460
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Speaker 1: in their cup instead of their typical, burnt and otherwise

461
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: inconsistent coffee. God crazy, Wow, it sounds like red lawsuit.

462
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: They should have played it off and been like, yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: that's a secret menu ite, I'm sorry, I thought you

464
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: ordered that. Speaking enough secret menu. I saw they added

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Speaker 1: this arter scotch frapp Oh yeah, what's in it? Butter scotch?

466
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: I just pulled up the Starbucks secret menu. They have

467
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: a Skittles frappuccino. What's in that? Strawberries and cream frappuccino.

468
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: That's what you start with. No classic syrup, add vanilla serrup.

469
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Speaker 1: You want to add some raspberry syrup and more raspberry scotch.

470
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: Sarah who comes up with us? Doesn't It makes the

471
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 1: poison that they serve sound a little bit better? Right?

472
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: This is the I n N the Idian News Network.

473
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: Gradients aren't just in the news. For next story of

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Speaker 1: the day, Let's send it on over to Christian Grace Snow,

475
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: who is on location in West Palm Beach, Florida. Always

476
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: in Florida when it comes to the Iron and it

477
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: is because an ex girlfriend decided to make her ex's

478
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Speaker 1: life a living hell. He happened to be the sheriff's

479
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Speaker 1: deputy for West Palm Beach County, Okay. After they broke up,

480
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: which is a bad breakup. She reported all these things

481
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: that he had told her what to his job, like

482
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: things like he was having sex on the job with

483
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: other men and paying them. Yes, he was doing that.

484
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: He was also taking pictures in videos of the calls

485
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: that he was called on, so which is obviously an

486
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: invasion of privacy, and he would share that with her.

487
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: So basically my story is Florida is still being Florida.

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Speaker 1: Back to you. This is the i n N, the

489
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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

490
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Speaker 1: Our next story of the day. Let's send it on

491
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Speaker 1: over to producer Das. There's filling in for English seven,

492
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: who is still not back from the bathroom. Still still

493
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: not back. But in the words of my favorite rapper

494
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Speaker 1: Nicki Minaje, pull up into Monsta Automobile Gonsa with the

495
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: bad that came from tree Lanah. I'm in Tri Lanka. Okay.

496
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: They have canceled school exams for millions of students after

497
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 1: running out printer paper as the country contends with it's

498
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Speaker 1: worth financial crisis since nineteen forty eight. So no papers,

499
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: no test to the kids are excited about that. Hell yeah,

500
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: maybe why can't they just do digital tests? I don't

501
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: have computers? The forward paper, Yeah, computers, just like look down.

502
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just going to run for office

503
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: true locker because I have great ideas. You should have

504
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: seen your face. Christian just looked and he was like

505
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: oh and he just put his head. He just his

506
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: head just sank down. He looks straight out like I

507
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: really thought I was onto some All right, that's the

508
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: easy thing. You're about to lose your job. Like that

509
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: means the i n N is done for the day.

510
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: Don't worry, We'll do it again same time tomorrow. That

511
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: was the i n N. The Idiot News Network or

512
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news in tomorrow the same

513
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

514
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, we just got computers. Remember. You can follow

515
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: us on social media at the Jewels Show. Follow all

516
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres.

517
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Gryson The Jewel Show on demand. It's

518
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 1: another bull phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, we

519
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: are all set for two o'clock, so do not be

520
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: in the area. Hey, Rich, it's James here. Okay, how's

521
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: it going. It's going pretty good. Did you mention something

522
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: about a time today? That's for me. I did not,

523
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: And I know we haven't really spoke much. You just

524
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: started the house hunt and we've only you know, spoken online.

525
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: But I heard you loud and clear. I heard you

526
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: loud and clear. You need to sell the house you're

527
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: in or get that one off your hands, and you

528
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: want to get into a new house. So two o'clock

529
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: is going to be the time. Just make sure you're

530
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: not around. Wait, I'm sorry. The time for what the

531
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: time that it will happen, And don't worry trust me.

532
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: Like like I said, I've done this many times. I've

533
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: been in the realty game for about twenty years now.

534
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: What is happening at two that I Well, you said

535
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: that you need to deal with the house that you're

536
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: currently in first before you get into a new home. Well, yeah,

537
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: but all I did was we were inquiring, We weren't. Weren't.

538
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: We're not ready to do anything at the moment. Okay, Yeah,

539
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: And you're doing the right thing here by kind of planned.

540
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: You're a smart guy, and I appreciate the fact that

541
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: you're doing that, all right. But once we get that

542
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: insurance money, oh my god, doors are going to open

543
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: and close on your new house. Listen. I'm not even

544
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: sure what's going on. And all I know is I

545
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,239
Speaker 1: didn't agree to anything with anyone. It's good that you

546
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: can say that and be truthful about that, because you

547
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: will be asked some questions and I just want you

548
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: to stick to your story and it should be wrapped

549
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: up within a week and then we'll get that money

550
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: and we will get that perfect home for you. With

551
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: all due respect, I have no clue what you're talking about. Listen.

552
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: I did it with batteries, Okay. A lot of times batteries,

553
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: if they're placed in a certain way around certain things,

554
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: can start a fire by accident. Holy dude, are you

555
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: telling me you're about to burn down my house at two?

556
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: I am not going to go on record with an

557
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: answer to that, but we both know the situation. We

558
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: don't know anything. You know something. I don't even know

559
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: who you are, what you're talking about. All I did

560
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: was ask a couple of questions about possibly moving and

561
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

562
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. I'm sorry. I haven't I

563
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: haven't heard a word you've said. Where are you right now?

564
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm currently working at the autem right now. I'm sorry.

565
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm upset at the situation. Okay, Um, look, this might

566
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: be a little messier than I thought because the guy

567
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: that I hired didn't understand that I said at two

568
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: o'clock this afternoon. So if anybody's at the house, you

569
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: might want to get him out. Now. I don't know

570
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: if there is, but also you might want to get

571
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: there and get your belongings, because apparently, if you want

572
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Wait. Wait,

573
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're going to burn down my house at

574
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Speaker 1: an hour. Okay, we've got a real problem them here,

575
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: and you can drop the act like I said. Okay,

576
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: the ignorance thing is great when you talk to the cops,

577
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: but um, you and I know the situation. Hey, listen, man,

578
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: I didn't hire you to begin with. And by the way,

579
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: I was looking for a real estate agent, not someone

580
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: that's going to burn down my house is battery. We

581
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: really need to just keep our eye on the price here, okay,

582
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: because we've got no no. What we really need to

583
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: do is I need to hang up the phone and

584
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: call the police. I'm not asking how to call the

585
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: police on this one. Just trust me, okay, trust you.

586
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: You don't even know you. You're calling me to tell

587
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: me that you're blowing up my house to get insruance money. Yes,

588
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: I haven't even made an agreement with you. I know

589
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: that's because I'm not the real estate agent that she

590
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: talked to. This is actually Jewel from Jewil Show doing

591
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you, Rich What what did you say?

592
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: I said, this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show

593
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife Brianna

594
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: set you up. This is crazy, man. Yeah, your wife

595
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: said that you guys have been looking for a new

596
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: house and has been frustrating and you don't trust realtors

597
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: very much. So yeah, I'm not gonna trust the real

598
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: estate agent now, dude, I thought that was going the

599
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: extra mile. Did Jebil show on Demand did you bil

600
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: show on Demand? First day follow up? Glynn is on

601
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first date follow up. She's

602
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Spencer.

603
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: Why is Spence blowing her off? I don't know, Brooklyn,

604
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: what's up to? Tell us what's going on? Well, um,

605
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: just when we say that I love you guys, and

606
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: I listened to you all the time and I wish

607
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: we were chatting under better circumstances. Well, thank you for listening.

608
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: So you got ghosted by a guy named Spencer, right,

609
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: that's right? And he is so hot I can't lie

610
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: see him now. Well, when was the last time that

611
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: you heard from him? Or has he not responded at all?

612
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: We had a date like two weeks ago, but um,

613
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: I you know it's been a minute, so okay, And

614
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: have you tried texting him or calling him or anything

615
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: like that? Or they takes him that night thanking him

616
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: for the good time, and he literally hasn't responded. I mean,

617
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: he's just like a ghost. And did you text him

618
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: at all after that? Yeah? I tried him again, but

619
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: he just he just hasn't replied. Okay, Well that is ghost.

620
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: You have no idea why at all? I have no idea,

621
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: and it just it just sucks because I had fun,

622
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: Like was it fireworks and mind blowing chemistry? Now? But

623
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: it was fun. I just I just can't found him

624
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: any reason why he had ignore me, Like the date

625
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: seemed perfectly fine and obviously you really want this day

626
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: because you said he was effing hot, right, yeah? Yeah,

627
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: how did you guys meet again? We met on Tinder

628
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: and he asked me out. So all right, just like

629
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: every dudeks every woman out on tinder, Well what happened?

630
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: What did you guys do on your date? Let's see

631
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out. We went for dinner. Um,

632
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 1: but you know, I just I really got done up

633
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: for this, you know, I think the entire night, I

634
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: just got a spray to him. That morning I had

635
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: to blow out, and I just you know, later I

636
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: just saw hot and the date felt good and then boom, cricket.

637
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: You went on a date with crickets. I think that's

638
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: a missed too. Okay, back to the thing. Um, he

639
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: asked me out, you know, so I know the interest

640
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: was there like initially, which now I can't decide if

641
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: that's good or bad because it was there and clearly

642
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: it's kind Is that the usual amount of preparation you

643
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: put into a date, like getting a spray tan on

644
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 1: the morning of No, not always just because he's super hot. Yeah,

645
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: so what I really want to see this guy? I mean,

646
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: you want to spray tan and date him? I mean maybe,

647
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: I mean it could be you know, Spencer too is

648
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: a good name. Did you guys do anything after dinner? Um,

649
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: we just had a couple of drinks, Like, you know,

650
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: we were at for an hour and a half. It

651
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 1: was a school night and both of the store working

652
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: the next day, so I liked that though it was

653
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: kind of chill. Okay, so you only hung out for

654
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: like ninety minutes and you've screwed it up in ninety minutes.

655
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: You screwed up. It took you. Well, how did the

656
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: date end? I'm getting a kiss? Yeah, and he said

657
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: he the great night too. Did you guys meet there?

658
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: M Yeah. Did you make plans to go out again? No?

659
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: But it just kind of felt like we would you know, Yeah,

660
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: if you get a kiss at the end of the day,

661
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: I would think you'd probably think that he would call

662
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: you back. All right, Well, we'll try to figure out

663
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back and then call him

664
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: and get your first date follow up next. Sound good, great,

665
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: we'll drive for this. It's a Jewel Show. Brooklyn is

666
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: on the phone, and she went out with the dude

667
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: named Spencer, and now Spencer isn't calling her back, and

668
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: she has no idea why. She said, they went out

669
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: and just hung out like a normal regular date, dinner,

670
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: drinks and hung out for ninety full minutes, so it's

671
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: like a soccer game ninety minutes and that was it.

672
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: But they she did, he did kiss her at the

673
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: end of the night, and after her date. She hasn't

674
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: heard a thing from him. It's been two weeks and

675
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: we're about to see if we can get him on

676
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why. All right, Brooklyn, are

677
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: you ready? Yes? I mean I'm nervous, but I'm ready.

678
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Spencer please.

679
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: That is Spencer. Who is this? Hi Spencer. My name

680
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: is Jewbil Fresh from the Jewel Show. And this is

681
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and this is English Evan and Christian Grace.

682
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: Now it's a radio show, radio show. Yeah, what's going on?

683
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Shows. This is really like innovative

684
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: radio stuff that we're doing here. It's called the Jewel Shows.

685
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: The Jewels Shows. Who's chilling? Check in? So, Spencer, you're

686
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: chilling awesome there on the fives, chilling chickens on the five.

687
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: Spencer's chilling right now. We'll have another one coming up

688
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: in five minutes. No, we're calling you because we do

689
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: a second called the first Date follow Up. That's where

690
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

691
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: then you end up ghosting them, they can email us

692
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and find out why.

693
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: And we're calling you today because we got an email

694
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: from a woman named Brooklyn. Yes, we did you sound

695
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: through the reaction there? Yeah, why aren't you calling Brooklyn back?

696
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: Someone tells me this is gonna get real weird real quick.

697
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to get weird. Wanted to get weird? Spencer?

698
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: You want to get weird? Not really? All right? Well

699
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: then no, get weird with it? Okay, Um, it feels

700
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: like you're making it weird. I think I was sorry

701
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: about that. I think I do that often anyway. Yeah, No,

702
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: we want to know why you're not calling her back?

703
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: So what do you? Guys are just wanting to get

704
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: an answer out of me? As to what why I'm

705
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: not calling her or something. Yes, that's exactly what we're doing.

706
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: You can do it. Well, this it's not something I'm

707
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: really proud of. But I I have this weird thing

708
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: with feet. Oh you have a foot fetish and she's

709
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: not into it. No, no, no, no no, no, no, no not,

710
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: it's not like that. It's just I'm not. I'm not.

711
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm not turned on by feet by any means, but

712
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: it believe me, that's that's not it. It's just Look,

713
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really picky about types of feet I

714
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: can be around. You know, does she have some really

715
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: not good feet? I don't. I just I hate, I

716
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: really hate really long weird toneenails. So did she have

717
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: She had long, weird tonnails, that's what she had. No, No,

718
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not texting her back because of her

719
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: toes in general. It is it's not that they're long,

720
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: she's she has really large tonnail bits and it's kind

721
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: of freaky toneenail beds, like like she puts her feet

722
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: up on the bed. I don't know, like her feet

723
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: toneenail bed. I don't what's the toneenail bed? Oh? Is

724
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: that underneath the toenail, the bed of the tone nail.

725
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I didn't get it. I was picturing

726
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: toes on like little beds, little nails on little pillows,

727
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: long ones. So I didn't like her feet, yeah, I

728
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: mean yeah, but specifically her toneenail bed. It just kind

729
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: of freaked me out. Okay, So she was just like

730
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: flaunting them at you or like, why were they in

731
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: your face? No, it's just something I noticed. I mean,

732
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: she was wearing heels where I could see her feet

733
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: and they were just right there and I couldn't help

734
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: but notice them, and there was just not my thing

735
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: and just okay, wait a sect spencer, spencer, what they

736
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: spent some Brooklyn's on the phone and she wants to

737
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: talk to you. She's been listening this whole time, so

738
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: now sheear did you call her feet her toneail beds? Nasty?

739
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: Um my tonio? Okay, see this is stuff. She's on

740
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: the phone. Look, I didn't want to do this, and

741
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to let her down as best I could,

742
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: you know, Oh oh oh, Sue. Best you could is

743
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: just ignore me. What else was I supposed to do?

744
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: Text you saying I saw your toes and your heels

745
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: and as we were leaving and they weren't cute. Side,

746
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Well, you just did, except on

747
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: a radio show. You called me, Brooklyn. You're the one

748
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: who put this on a radio show. Me. Yeah, hang on,

749
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: he clearly has some weird issues going on. My feet

750
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: are weird. I've never heard of it. Our toil bed.

751
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Why do you even know what that is? Is he crazy?

752
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: There is not that, Like, it's actually pretty common thing,

753
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,479
Speaker 1: a nail bed of nail You don't hear dudes really

754
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: good car on nail beds though, you know, Like I

755
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: think we've all heard of nail beds. Just not not

756
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: being into someone because of their nail I mean, and

757
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: also like not being into somebody's feet. Like I didd

758
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: a girl one time, and the first time I saw

759
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: her feet, that was the last time I saw our feet. Honestly,

760
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: they were huge. But wait more than mine. I was like,

761
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: are you an NBA player that says twenty five shoe

762
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: get out of here? Yeah? So I can see how

763
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: you'd be turned off by the shoe, but the nail

764
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: bed specifically is kind of weird. Anyway, I'll stop while

765
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: you're I don't even think your head at all. But yeah, Spencer,

766
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Brooklyn?

767
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? I think we all know the

768
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: answer to that one. Well, Amard Spencer say it broken. Listen,

769
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm not saying. It's not weird my saying, but it's

770
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: it's my truth, you know. I just I just don't

771
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: think there's a connection. And once I'm turned off by something,

772
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: I'm done. It's it's no offense to Brooklyn. She's nice

773
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: and everything. I just I'm I'm just turned off by

774
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: your double negative in a sentence that english with me

775
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: and the Jewel Show on Demand? The Jewel Show on Demand,

776
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: jebils dirty little secret? Yes, hello, Yes, how are you good? Um?

777
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? Yeah I do. I do.

778
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: My best friend actually just found out that his father

779
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: had a whole another family. Yeah, Dan, that would be

780
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Then his dad's a minister too. Yeah,

781
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: so his dad has a family that okay, so explain

782
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: that though. Yeah. So so dad had a whole other family.

783
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: So it's you know, so he has three brothers to

784
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: there's four kids total, you know, obviously mom and then dad.

785
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: He's a minister. Brent had a whole other family with him.

786
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: She's an exotic cancer to you there, Oh my god.

787
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah serious, So how did you find out? So she

788
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: ended up getting like jealous and just tired of it,

789
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: and I guess went and tracked down them and just

790
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: knocked on the door. Oh wow, boss moved, go and

791
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. Um. Yeah, so

792
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: she knew about So this dude had two families. One

793
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: of them was your friend's family, and then he had

794
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: another family, and that one obviously knew about it. And

795
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: she was just like, you know what, I'm tired of

796
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: hiding this and just showed up on the doorstep and

797
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm your other mom kind of yeah

798
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And it's and it's not the biggest town,

799
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: and him being a minister, it's not hard to figure

800
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: out where he lived the stuff. I'm sure you know.

801
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: It's not like oh yeh did um did they divorce him?

802
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: Families going to going to I mean this just happened.

803
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean this is like two days ago or something like.

804
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Yanks, he's going through it right now. Yeah,

805
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 1: how is your friend doing? Um, I mean he's taking

806
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: it pretty well. It seems like honestly, Um, how old

807
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: is he? Nobody's a young kid, so I mean, you

808
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: know he's he's like twenty six now, I think or

809
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: something like that, so you know, at least he's not

810
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: a super young kid. I guess that's the only still

811
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: relying on what if meets the other family and he

812
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: likes that family better than his family? Can you switch teams?

813
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: How many kids? Pretty sure that I'm pretty sure is

814
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: mom would be younger than him. That that was, oh wow, okay?

815
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: And how many kids do they have together? Whoa, there's

816
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: two steps of lings young young like toggers, like two

817
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: and a half of something, and the other one's like

818
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: a new born. I mean, like, okay, so what I

819
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: what I don't get is how he's spending time with

820
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: the second family and like having these kids and then

821
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: still having the other life like the first wife. Never

822
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,479
Speaker 1: even how to clue or what I have no idea,

823
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you think, but who knows? And see that's

824
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: a good point, Like how does it? I can barely

825
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: find time in my day to make it to even

826
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: like meetings on time? I have. I canceled meetings NonStop

827
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: because I'm just like I got way too much to do.

828
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:22,240
Speaker 1: This guy has two families and a job, crazy everybody.

829
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: If he concentrated on one thing, he could be richer

830
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: than Jeff Bezos. Like, seriously, how do you manage that? Like,

831
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not though smart. Yeah, but well so

832
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: this guy even trying to sleep with everyone. That's the point.

833
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: At that point, he wouldn't be trying to sleep with people.

834
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: He'd be focusing. If you could get him focused, I'm

835
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: saying he would be a little bit more successful. For

836
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: That's the thing about cheating, right, is there's the moral part.

837
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: But then also it's gotta be just exhausting. It's like

838
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: it just sounds terrible. You must be stressed out all

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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, time degree is I know, and then

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00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: snelling that. But then kind of the thought of being

841
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Speaker 1: minister and everything too when you're doing things like that.

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Speaker 1: That's one thing not surprising to me about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not going to be doing that profession anymore.

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00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not how it works with the church, right,

845
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: You just apologize and then he gets a bigger church.

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Speaker 1: All right, man, thanks for your telling you a little secret.

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Speaker 1: All right. The Jewel Show on Demand. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand? What is the meaning of life. You tell

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Speaker 1: me it's the Jewel Show. That's what you think people

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00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: would be googling. Except they came out with a list

851
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: of the top questions that humans google, and it's not

852
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: even close to that deep. Really, just how many ounces

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Speaker 1: in a pound? I don't know what you're talking about.

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00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't know any of these numbers, all confusing. Sixteen

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Speaker 1: ounces in a pound? How do you know that? Well,

856
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: because I'm a mom, I've had, like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how many pounds of ounces come out of me. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of that one of your top questions, I'm like, there's

859
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Speaker 1: ounces in pounds. It's like them they're sixteen You're okay,

860
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: but you've never heard like, oh my son was seven

861
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: pounds fifteen ounces, okay, okay, yea, yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, and this shows just how little respect

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Speaker 1: moms get. I'm married to a mom, Alex, and I've

864
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: never realized how stressed out moms are and how they

865
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 1: do get no respect. They have to be responsible for everything.

866
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: It's like stress and then you can't even be yourself

867
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: until yeah, until you see screw it. And then people

868
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: are like, but you're a mom, you can't wear pants

869
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: like that you're a oscart when his mother's day is

870
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: one of the top Googled questions when mother say, yeah, so,

871
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Speaker 1: how would you? I have to google it? One of

872
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: the top questions that people ask on Google. Can you

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Speaker 1: run it? Can you run it? Can can you run what?

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00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't know? Like Chris Brown, I guess can you

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00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: run it? That's one of the top Googled questions that

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Speaker 1: humanity asked. Can you run it? That just sounds like

877
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Speaker 1: a bunch of rednecks trying to figure out how to

878
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: start something up. Can you run it? Can read? They

879
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you can read? I feel like Larry

880
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: the Cable Guy. Ready how to tie a tie? I

881
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: cannot tie tie? To say in my life. I watched

882
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: hundreds of YouTube videos over the years. I have had

883
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: multiple people try to teach me. My hands are not

884
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: capable of doing that. Okay, can you tie tie? No?

885
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: Why is it so hard? It's because we don't wear ties.

886
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: That should be like tying your shoes. No, it's not, though,

887
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: And I can tie my shoes with one hand with

888
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: my eyes closed. I can have twelve hands. It's still

889
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 1: not tie. I'm convinced. And I was in a lawsuit

890
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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I realized the night before

891
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: that I had thrown out all my ties. Oh no,

892
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: And I had to text my lawyers at like eleven

893
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: o'clock at night and go, hey, can I borrow a tie?

894
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: This guys would be like, We're gonna lose this case

895
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: so hard. And then I showed up to my lawyer's

896
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: office and he's like, here you go, man, this is

897
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: my lucky tie and sweet. And then I realized we

898
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: got just a couple of minutes before we have to

899
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Speaker 1: start the session, and I don't know how to tie

900
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: a tie. So I had to also go to my lawyer,

901
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: would you mind time my tie? What's the weirdest question

902
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: that you've googled in the last week or so? For

903
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: the love, I have no idea. I'm a little embarrassed.

904
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Speaker 1: I was not listening. I'm going to Mexico this week,

905
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: and I was googling what kinds of things that I

906
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: can and cannot bring with me, like things that are

907
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 1: legal in certain states. What are you? I am so embarrassed.

908
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Look so embarrassed. Producer been pulled up one of the

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Speaker 1: last things that he googled, and you can see on

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Speaker 1: a space. He's dice, don't judge me. But um, about

911
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: a week or two ago, it was what and why

912
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: is that pink thing hanging out of my dog? Legitimately,

913
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Speaker 1: I was like comfortable. It wasn't what do you? I

914
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Speaker 1: thought it was a different thing. Oh, I guess I'm

915
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Speaker 1: excited see you. It's like see everything. So I was

916
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Speaker 1: really uncomfortable. I got to the bottom of it. Next

917
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Speaker 1: Google search after that was how to sue your dog

918
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Speaker 1: for harassing. Oh, mine's also very embarrassing. But it shouldn't

919
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Speaker 1: be because it's not that bad for me at least.

920
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: It's a detox pearl, that's you know, for down there.

921
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: It's like an all natural herbal depository. I guess that

922
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Speaker 1: allows some cleansing and some detoxing. And I was curious

923
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Speaker 1: about it, even though like I'm clean. I gotta emphasize

924
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: that it's round and super small. You put it in

925
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: with like a damp on sort of thing, and then

926
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Speaker 1: you leave it in for a couple of days, and

927
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,479
Speaker 1: then over the next few days, like you just shed

928
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Speaker 1: a bunch of like old skin or like old blood

929
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Speaker 1: from like from out of here. Oh that's what I'm

930
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: gonna pass out. That's the thing you showed me a

931
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Speaker 1: picture of, right, Alex showed me pictures. Alex showed me

932
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Speaker 1: pictures of it from Google images of what it does.

933
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Speaker 1: The best way I could describe it is it looks

934
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Speaker 1: like a pot sticker. I was like, okay, so like

935
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: I bought one, right, and like I've never done before,

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Speaker 1: and then I have like a good healthy, you know,

937
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: Flora flow ye, and I'm like, you know, I just

938
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Speaker 1: want to do it though, because like I just want

939
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: to do it because it looks interesting. Like it took

940
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: me like a you're just even ordered, because like it

941
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 1: just kept coming up because I always wanted to subsite

942
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: and I was like one of their main products, I guess.

943
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: And I wanted to see it too because I want

944
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 1: to see a pot sticker. So yeah, that's what I googled.

945
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Speaker 1: Was losting you googled nothing near as interesting as all

946
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Speaker 1: that The Jubile Show on demand