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Speaker 2: We waited so long to make those shirts. Balls ain't

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where's Neko now? Ucla? And then didn't somebody

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Speaker 1: You think. So you don't even know. You haven't heard

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Speaker 1: from email? Uh? Some guy from jail? Oh what's his name? Uh? Loker? No,

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Speaker 1: It says it. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 2: Suv, has got a rack on the top, and I

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Speaker 2: You have to try out for basketball band. Oh so,

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Speaker 1: No, Mary, dude, look at the thing? Oh wait, I

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Speaker 1: All right, set it up. I did. I got a box.

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Speaker 2: It's from Laurie. Oh well, owen, what video is it showing?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, I have everything down. I don't have your

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how this happened. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why what this box entails. Why I'm getting a box

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Speaker 2: Box I think sore Losers convention. She sent me some

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Speaker 1: Well that's good, all right, so we're gonna open it up. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's called an unboxing ray. And this is a oh

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Speaker 2: That is one of the top golf courses in America

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Speaker 1: And she got me a what is it, oh, ball

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Speaker 1: that's a Pebble Beach hat. What is this fruity pebble Beach?

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Speaker 1: hard Rock Cafe, I've been there before. Oh beer, oh

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Speaker 1: but they are into messy dude. They are into messy Dad.

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Speaker 1: They sit there, Dad, Who's Betty better? Messi? Or Ronaldo?

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Speaker 1: And they want to read books about it? They get

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Speaker 1: it smells like lavender and alekots. But hey, that can

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're Happy Pop socks quickly risen to become a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good. We'll just assume that they're cool looking socks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So not only is Lunch the worst

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Speaker 1: Thirdly, oh my gosh, these are great Nacho average coach,

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's probably a pop up basketball. Who Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We had that incance last night when Baby Box

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Speaker 1: it was a baseball like a throw. It shoots it

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Speaker 2: It's called a te No no, no, I know what

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Speaker 1: But we ended up spending the next eleven minutes opening

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Speaker 1: the meltdown of the pitch finger. Yeah number six six seven, dude,

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Speaker 1: you six or seven? No? No, no, we are now

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Speaker 2: Then, as a dad, well, does that mean I got

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I never said that. Oh I didn't know

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Speaker 2: What about do they think that's funny or the right?

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Speaker 1: No? Dad, I'm like or I'm like, you're getting so big.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you gotta stop growing. Promise me you're gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep growing. But Dad, you keep getting older.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm not as limber as I

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Speaker 2: They've seen you age, man, you barely can walk, you, Dad,

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Speaker 2: why don't you run anymore? They just keep getting better,

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Speaker 1: Dude. The holy crap, they've seen you fall apart. You

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Speaker 1: just say, kids, slow down. You keep getting bigger and

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Speaker 1: thought of this. Your kids have seen you age like

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Speaker 1: don't you have that same rule for you don't age dad. Geez, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's sad. Holy crap. Dad, Promise me I won't be

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Speaker 2: Bears get absolutely boat raced out of the playoffs. Actually,

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Speaker 2: that was a good game, miracle TD pass that ended rog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, we'll take a break. Thanks for thanks

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Speaker 1: for hurting me right there. That hurt. We got to

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Speaker 1: get to your off. Let me tell you the youth

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Speaker 1: We get an email from the league not being sexist. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I was assuming it was something about the women cheering

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Speaker 1: No, no, it is all about the ridiculousness of the league.

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Speaker 1: I get an email yesterday that says coaches whoa fan

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Speaker 1: of the show? Yeah, big fan, And they said, please,

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Speaker 1: Who cares if I put Nick or Nick Johnson? Like,

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Speaker 1: what difference does it make? They're four to six year olds.

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Speaker 1: Are you checking the last name against the official records

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Speaker 1: be registered correctly. If I write down Tim it's okay

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Speaker 1: that I don't put Tim Smith. Who gives a crap?

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Speaker 2: So you don't want them to be proud of their

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Speaker 1: It's not that listen. The woman's gonna take your name

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Speaker 2: hyphenated or is it just your last name just my

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Speaker 2: is her middle name?

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Speaker 1: Nom?

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Speaker 2: Just curious how that that was even about what you're

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Speaker 1: No one sees the chart. It's just a score book.

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Speaker 1: The fact that they're actually keeping a score book is

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Speaker 1: they actually fill it out and say, okay, number twenty

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Speaker 2: You may need those stats someday.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, the dumbest thing I've ever seen? Do they really? Yes?

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Speaker 1: They don't exist. No, No, they have an official score

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My gosh, I never having kids. So stupid, so dumb.

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Speaker 1: And they informed us that for every kid without a

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Speaker 1: I don't know anybody's last name, so as they arrive,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, Nick, what's your last name? Johnson? Cool? Tim,

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Speaker 1: what's your last name?

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Speaker 2: Well Sniowski, Smith, Jordan. So I don't just put NBA

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Speaker 1: So I filled it out the way they wanted me to.

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Speaker 1: Great cool, All right, then let's get to the game.

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Speaker 1: Whooo onto Dikempo. My god, these other fans need to

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Speaker 1: right where I live?

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Speaker 2: That didn't matter to the story continue.

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Speaker 1: And there was one lady out of her seat jumping

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Speaker 2: You think some of these parents are coming a little

430
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 2: liquored up.

431
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: Maybe okay, and I understand it's a foul. They're four

432
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 1: to six year olds. Guess what they all do. They

433
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 1: all foul, That's what they do. But I don't know

434
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 1: what happened in the second half. We decided we were

435
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: playing rugby, and I was getting so annoyed. These fans

436
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: are screaming. That's a travel. That's a travel. That's a travel.

437
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: This isn't the end one mixtape save it. I understand

438
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 1: some of the kids are traveling. They would dribble, grab it,

439
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 1: run a couple steps, dribble. Their team never dribbled the

440
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 1: entire game. But they are getting mad at our team

441
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: when they would travel. And I'm just like, guys, it's okay, are.

442
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: You telling people this orre you looking back up at them?

443
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at them like, sit down, But did

444
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: you ever yell at them or anyw no, because they're

445
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: not my parents or the other team or your team,

446
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: other team, and they are screaming, oh my gosh, he

447
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: just founder, he just founder. You can't do that, And

448
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't yell at the kids?

449
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 2: Whose parents? Would you rather hang out with? Your parents?

450
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: Are theirs? Do you hang out with your kids parents? No? Different?

451
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: I mean no, you hang out with your neighborhood, not

452
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: your kids basketball team's parents.

453
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: I will be honest. The basketball team we have not bonded.

454
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: Ray they're a little freu frough No, oh sorry, the

455
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: basketball team parents haven't bonded because we've only had like

456
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: three practices the whole season because ice have an ice

457
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: whoa raid? Woa no, no, no, the ice storm. Geese.

458
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: I would say that's gonna affect the basketball season.

459
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: The ice storm. Okay, relax, sheese, dude, ice storm. Then

460
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: you had Mlkday holiday, then you had President's Day. Every Monday,

461
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: the gym is closed for some reason. The gym was

462
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: without power for two weeks. So we've had three practices

463
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: the whole time. So we don't even really know the

464
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 1: other parents. Well, what has happened to pizza parties at

465
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: the park. I thought, that's the kind of coach you wore. No, No,

466
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: we did that first we met up. But you can't

467
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: have pizza another week. No, No, we did that during

468
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: that last time. I want to kind of mix it up, y'all,

469
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: like Asian coach Cava pizza, have a ice cream day.

470
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: There's about ten ice cream parlors in Nashville. That's how

471
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: you meet somebody when you're both chowing down on some

472
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: ice cream. A little whipped cream on the woman's nose. Hey, hey, Jane,

473
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: how's Johnny? You know she's there or got her tube

474
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: top on? She's got eating that chocolate swirl, just lapping

475
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: it up like a dog. That's how you meet a parent.

476
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen. I would love to

477
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: get to know the parents. It would be we did

478
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: have a meetup before the season at the park, but

479
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 1: then you go into practice and usually meet the parents

480
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 1: talk to him after practice. But when we've only had

481
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: three practices, you don't really get to meet the parents.

482
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: So is there a lot of talking before the game

483
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,199
Speaker 2: with the parents after the game. It's more of a

484
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: social thing than the kids actually playing. The game, correct,

485
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: I am more like like it's a party.

486
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: It's a party like last night.

487
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 2: Like if you say like it's at a big gym,

488
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 2: is it just y'all? Or there other games going on.

489
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: There's other games. There's two games going on yesterday at

490
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: the gym. I just got a headache and I'm not

491
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: even there. Yeah, but like during they would the other

492
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: team was calling timeouts last night and trying to draw

493
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: up plays, and where our kids were playing ring around

494
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: the rosie in the middle of timeouts, and I was

495
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: over talking to the parents during the game coaching. Yeah,

496
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Or they were all trying We were

497
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: playing karate at mid court during the game. No during timeout,

498
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: like the other team called timeout because they wanted to

499
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: draw up a play, and so we started playing karate

500
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: where everybody's trying to get me and I'm trying to

501
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: defend myself and got one's coming from this side, this side,

502
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: and I'm chopping and kicking and they're chopping and kicking me.

503
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 2: No, take guys, in twenty twenty, they're all six. So

504
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: in twelve years and twenty thirty two, us will be

505
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: damn good at karate Summer Olympics not good at the

506
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 2: Basketball Olympics.

507
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: Because what am I going to tell them in that

508
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: little two minute timeout that is going to change the

509
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: course of this game?

510
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: No, I love it, You've learned that it's kind of

511
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: pointless at that age. There's gonna be the kids that

512
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: love it. It'll play it every day after school. They're

513
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: the ones that are going to go advance to the

514
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: next level. It's not the actual games, it's practice.

515
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: And even at practice at this age, they're not really

516
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 1: doing anything. They're just goofing off with their friends. They're

517
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: not really learning much. So what am I going to

518
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: do in that two minute timeout? Nothing? So let's play karate,

519
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: Let's talk to the parents, let's discuss what everybody's doing

520
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: for the weekend. That's what we did.

521
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 2: Have you thought about this that maybe basketball is losing

522
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 2: popularity in our country because the kids were wanting to

523
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: play karate over that.

524
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, they would also get the basketball and

525
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: shoot it, you know, you know it just to build

526
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: a trial for karate. It's just amazed big. It just

527
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: depends on what timeout it was. I mean, in between quarters,

528
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 1: I'd like get water and they'd all be like, can

529
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: we shoot baskets? I'm like, sure, I don't care. The

530
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: other team, No, they were all on the bench huddled

531
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: up listening to coach.

532
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Because I mean, I was a pretty patient kid. That's

533
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 2: how I was able to play baseball. Now, can you

534
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: imagine that pitching it to a kid. Hey, so listen,

535
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: you're gonna get this old piece of leather that you're

536
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: gonna put on your hand for three hours and then

537
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: you're just gonna kind of go stand out there, not

538
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: gonna really do anything. But then when you come into

539
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 2: the dugout for hitting, well, you'll sit there for like

540
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,239
Speaker 2: nine batters, but then you'll hit. So it's just like

541
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: one time you'll hit, but you'll sit the rest of

542
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: the time. When you're playing in the field, you'll just chill.

543
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: If the ball's never hit to you, you'll never do anything.

544
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that sport has to be ten times.

545
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: Worse for kids. Basketball at least they're moving the whole time.

546
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: This age for baseball is really hard. Oh my god,

547
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: on a nightmare. Basketball at least they can run around.

548
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: You don't really have to know what you're doing. You're

549
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: supposed to know what you're doing, but you're moving your body.

550
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: The whole time I get move your body. I follow

551
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: the Instagram girls to say got up today, moved my body. Okay, cool, Great,

552
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: you're gonna be an Olympians someday. The point is this

553
00:28:53,960 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: kids running athletics, sports, baseball, basketball. If they're distracted playing basketball,

554
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: you got another thing coming in baseball season, I understand.

555
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 2: And that's what it was, ady d. Guys, I mean

556
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: it's at an all time high. Get the kids on

557
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: Riddle and get him on adderall start them young.

558
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: So anyway, we are starting to get mugged, and one

559
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: kid on our team, he gets the ball and I

560
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: will admit he doesn't like the pass. So he gets

561
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: it and he dribbles down. He gets in the lane,

562
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: he gets stuck in between four people, and I mean

563
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: they got him, bear hugged, bear hugged. What the lebron

564
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: And he does a big old boom, throws his shoulder

565
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: right into one of their kids chests. And that's when

566
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: two of the parents on their team jump up, you

567
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: can't do that and took two steps on the court

568
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: yelling at him. I'm like, oh, they were on it.

569
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, he's five, It's okay, hey, Mitch, come back.

570
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: Just come back, get a cop over here. I'm like, guys,

571
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's just a foul. He'll do It's all right.

572
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: We're going back, going back on defense.

573
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: And then you do the passive aggressive thing yelling at

574
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: them guys they're two. All my, this is so awkward.

575
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 2: I'm getting secondhand embarrassment. I'm not even there. I can't

576
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: come to these games. And I mean, hearing the parents

577
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: yell would be so cramy.

578
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: Dude. There are parents on the other team, Like they

579
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: get like under the basket and they are jumping up

580
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: and down going shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.

581
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Passidenry Passidenri pass that I need the

582
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: last name. And you look over at our parents. They're

583
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: all just sitting down. Love it. That's a good group,

584
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: not even yelling, not talking, like just talking to each other.

585
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: Half of them is half the game because they're just

586
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: chatting it up, not really caring. These people screaming their

587
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: heads off, and it's just like it's not that major

588
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: of a deal. It's just so crazy how they scream

589
00:30:54,440 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: and scream pass the dab, passa dam then they yell travel.

590
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: But I noticed one thing is they never dribbled and

591
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm just like, just dribble, it doesn't matter. Just dribble.

592
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: And I saw my baby Box three, who's four, He

593
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: got tossed to the ground and he snarled his teeth,

594
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: like what the you doing to me? But I will

595
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: say we end up winning fourteen to two. We were

596
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: waiting for that. We are the number two team in

597
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: the city right now.

598
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: Freaking Arizona Wildcats.

599
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lost our first game twenty four to six,

600
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: and we something switched. We are a different team now,

601
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: very aggressive. And there's one kid in the last two

602
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: games the light bulb has gone off in his head.

603
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: On offense. He has no idea what he's doing. He

604
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: doesn't know where he's going, doesn't know anything defense though,

605
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: he has decided that that ball is his and he's

606
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: gonna get it Glove Peyton, And I told him this

607
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: is how I teach him. I'd love to hear this.

608
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: This is my defensive strategy. What are you the next

609
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: Bob Knight might be or Bill Self or Greg Popovich.

610
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh you're a defensive guy. Mike McDonald got it. And

611
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: I just tell him, look, guys, if you add one

612
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: cookie left at your house, one cookie I don't. My

613
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: parents are poor. Would you let your sibling have that cookie?

614
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 1: Hell no, No, Well they got your cookie. They got

615
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: your cookie. Wow, so go get that cookie. That's how

616
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: we play defense. Hey, it's not get the ball, it's

617
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: not rebound, it's hey, that's your cookie. Do you want

618
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: your cookie? Or are you gonna let them eat your cookie?

619
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: That's actually smart, that's it. I should have used that.

620
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 2: With Boomer all year. He's not a great rebounder, so

621
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: I should have said, they got your oreo.

622
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we go into tomorrow trying to get another win.

623
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, we'll be right back. That may

624
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: not have been interesting, man, I tried to make it interesting,

625
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: going different angles and routes. Boy, man, when you talk

626
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: you sports and I ain't got a dog in the fight.

627
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: Sorry for the reference those that have been through dog

628
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: fighting in their life, but shout out Michael Vick.

629
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: But I will say I was you were able to

630
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: paint a picture. I can just see how cringe those

631
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: games are, and good gosh, I'm glad I don't have kids.

632
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: That's why I'm going to adopt an eighteen year old.

633
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: I got one year of sports and then he's out.

634
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: The yelling in the screaming is just crazy, I know,

635
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: but you do get worked up and wrapped up in it,

636
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: especially when they don't maybe not at that age, but

637
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: some of these other kids are cocky. When I flew

638
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: up to Michigan for Boomers baseball run, I was getting

639
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: a little angry at times because the other kids would

640
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Speaker 1: yell stuff and I'd be like, I'd be like, oh nice.

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Speaker 1: Yet as a parent, not a parent, but parent age,

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Speaker 1: I would notice I was yelling some stuff. I wasn't

643
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Speaker 1: jumping up and down, but I was definitely yelling stuff.

644
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Speaker 1: Like me and my dad are huge on spotting stuff

645
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Speaker 1: on the baseball field that isn't up to code or

646
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Speaker 1: that's illegal. And the pitcher had something white on his arm. Oh,

647
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Speaker 1: me and my dad were both out there. He can't pitch,

648
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Speaker 1: he can't pitch, he can't have something white on his arm.

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Speaker 1: Stop the game ref stops the game ump because he

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Speaker 1: gets the white thing off his arm. Well because of

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Speaker 1: me and my dad. So I mean, I kind of

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Speaker 1: see how parents get into it. I would have never

653
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Speaker 1: intentionally done that. You just get worked up. And my

654
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Speaker 1: Dad's like, hey, I think there's something white. I was like, uh,

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Speaker 1: get the white off his arm and got it off

656
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Speaker 1: the unpline. They did it, you would be shocked. But

657
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Speaker 1: there are cocky people at four to six years old.

658
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Speaker 1: There are cocky kids that they're good better shoes. And

659
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Speaker 1: maybe it's one parent feels a little bit intensity, then

660
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Speaker 1: the parent next to him feeds off that energy. I

661
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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. What kind of shoes you

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Speaker 1: got your kids in? Pay Less? Not Payless doesn't exist anymore.

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Speaker 1: Or I mean, what do you got Marshalls? Or yeah,

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Speaker 1: just go to Marshall's or what is it called well

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Speaker 1: shoe warehouse? So there's different ones.

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Speaker 2: G The Nike, you got the Mambas, you got the Kyrie,

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Speaker 2: you got the ball?

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Speaker 1: No, what is he? They just have slip on I

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Speaker 1: don't know, Crocs forty dollars, slip on shoes. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think one of them wears Nike, one wears Adidas.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: It's a big thing what shoes they're wearing.

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Speaker 1: I know, I understand.

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Speaker 2: Have you thought about switching to Puma?

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Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but yes, And then last

676
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Speaker 1: night I had one of the kids on my team,

677
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Speaker 1: and here's the hard part. We have eight players on

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Speaker 1: our team, right, so you play five, then three have

679
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Speaker 1: to go to the bench.

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Speaker 2: That's a tough pitch to kids. You're gonna sit there

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Speaker 2: and not do anything. Okay, I'm gonna go join the band.

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Speaker 2: I see why you sports is struggling. You don't involve everybody.

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Speaker 1: They're running around. But then when you take the three

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Speaker 1: off the bench, you got to pick two to stay

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Speaker 1: out of the five. So you pick two to stay. Well,

686
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Speaker 1: no matter what, the next time that you go to

687
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Speaker 1: the bench, in four minutes, one person that just came

688
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Speaker 1: off the bench has to go back to the bench. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you do four minute rotations. Yes, that's exactly what they

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Speaker 1: do for Tristan's high school. You're like a high school coach. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did you know about four minute rotations? Well, because

692
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: they're eight minute quarters, so you play half the quarter

693
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Speaker 1: solar to the high schoolers. See, wow, dude, you're a

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Speaker 1: high school coach. I have strategy. But these kids are

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Speaker 1: getting mad at me, Like I was just on the

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Speaker 1: bench and I'm like I know, but someone has to go.

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Speaker 1: Someone has to go. And one kid yesterday I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna be out, and he sits down,

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Speaker 1: on the bench. He goes, he looks at me, goes

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Speaker 1: coach this before the game. Actually, he looks at me,

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Speaker 1: goes coach, I think I should probably start. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, he goes. I mean I think we know.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of obvious. I'm the best player. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're starting, man, get in there. Wow, good pitch.

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Speaker 1: You talk to yourself into the starting lineup. Sounds like

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Speaker 1: you really want it. One of my just got to

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Speaker 1: sit then because I had him starting. Well, no, see

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. I don't start. I did start my

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Speaker 1: birthday boy yesterday. It's his birthday. He starts smart and

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Speaker 1: then a week it'll be the other one's birthday. No,

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Speaker 1: he won't, not till October. But that's the whole point

712
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Speaker 1: is you got to switch the starting lineup up. You

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Speaker 1: you have to come up with different strategies. So like,

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Speaker 1: I have two kids. My kid is one of them,

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Speaker 1: my older one, and there's another kid, Mitch. They are

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00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: ball dominant. They are they are ballhogs. They don't want

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00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: to pass, they are aggressive, they go get the ball.

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Speaker 1: So my question is do you play them at the

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Speaker 1: same time or do you put them together or separate

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Speaker 1: in separate fives.

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Speaker 2: I mean, ask yourself that in the mirror. Did Jordan

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Speaker 2: and Kobe ever play on the same team?

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Speaker 1: No? Did Spurs weren't ballhogs? Alan Iverson and James Harden

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Speaker 1: James Harden play on the same team. No, and different shifts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I play them together. I play them together most of

726
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Speaker 1: the time. Ray, whenever you had to hog, you go

727
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: hog on hog. You go hog on hog.

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Speaker 2: Because you act like these strategies are changing the world.

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Speaker 1: You're coaching fourth grade basketball four on hog four minute

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Speaker 1: rotations four to six year old, not fourth grade. And

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Speaker 1: the reason I do it is those kids that are

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Speaker 1: a little a little shy, not as you know, into

733
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Speaker 1: it or still trying to figure it out. That way,

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Speaker 1: they get to touch the ball when the hogs are

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Speaker 1: on the bench. Okay, I want them to feel the

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Speaker 1: leather on their fingers. Now. Does it look as pretty?

737
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: Does it? No? But they get out there and they

738
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: get to touch the ball. With the hogs, they're never

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Speaker 1: going to touch the ball.

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Speaker 2: Do you do it where they have to pass it

741
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Speaker 2: five times before they shoot it.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't say anything. I don't tell them what

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Speaker 1: to do. You're right, why would you do that. I

744
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: literally put him out there and I say, go, do

745
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: you watch any YouTube videos on how to coach? No?

746
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: You just all that is just intuitive. Yeah you learn

747
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: it from kid. Kid. Yeah, listen, how a kid teach you? Man? Kid?

748
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: When I taught you know basketball over at Bartholomew, I'm

749
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what, we were pretty darn good kid, kid.

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00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 1: I put a little stick them on that basketball. It's

751
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: gonna be a little bit greasy. You'll get a better

752
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: grip though. Yeah. So, I mean it's just a weird

753
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: like basketball. I don't know how to coach basketball. I

754
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: have no idea. Then why are you the coach? Because

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00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: they're four to six year olds you don't need to

756
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: know anything. I'll have your wife out there. Well, speaking

757
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: of kids, you know, and wife getting out there. When

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00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I was six, she was like, do you think I

759
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: need to coach? This is the state of U sports?

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00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: And I told her, I think I think Mitch's dad's

761
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: gonna coach. But I've appreciate it. And then Baby Box

762
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: two told me last night we're walking into the gym,

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Speaker 1: he goes, Dad, I've got to tell you what happened

764
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: last game. I'm like, yeah, tell me. He goes, Dad,

765
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Speaker 1: one kid told me you're not cool, and he's like huh,

766
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: and he goes, then I made a basket. He goes,

767
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: that still doesn't make you cool. Mmm. I'm like, dang, dude,

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00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: why are they talking trash?

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Speaker 2: That is a start at a young age. Boomer does

770
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Speaker 2: as well. He does a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Isn't he good? Yeah, he'll he'll do.

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Speaker 2: When the guy's shooting at three, he faces like he

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Speaker 2: hits him in the nuts.

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Speaker 1: That's good one. He said.

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Speaker 2: Kids will misshots on that. And then he said he's

776
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Speaker 2: always talking clean. He's not, but he'll always be saying

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Speaker 2: somebody he said the refs a couple of times. He

778
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Speaker 2: been like, hey, hey, come on, guys, stop talking. He'll

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Speaker 2: get to that point.

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Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, And I told him that. He

781
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: was like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: We were at the opposing team's fans. They're all yelling

783
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 2: at you, and like, obviously there's some whatever attractive kids

784
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Speaker 2: his age driver in the crowd, and I was like, dude,

785
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: when you drain a three, you should have turned around

786
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Speaker 2: to the student section. Doesn't call me, and he's.

787
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Speaker 1: Like, that's a good one. I should have.

788
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 2: I should have had that one before I was gonna

789
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Speaker 2: be draining threes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like yesterday Baby Box two before game, He's trying

791
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: to drain threes. I was like, dude, stop, they have threes.

792
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: I mean they can't get it to the hoop, probably

793
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Speaker 1: have the.

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Speaker 2: Four point shot. They're trying to do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you're never gonna make it there. And last

796
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: night he was like two steps inside the three and

797
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: he made one. I was like, all right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: shut up. I'm just gonna let you do you. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna let you do you. Man, I'm gonna let you

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Speaker 1: do you. S Yeah. Man, that's you basketball. Man. It's

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Speaker 1: just it's great. It's gonna be great. We play tomorrow.

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00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: So excited, can't wait. We are on YouTube. Yeah, and

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00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: oh you know what, I forgot to tell you about this.

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Speaker 1: This made me really matt Oh, we got more comments.

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Speaker 1: Go Janelle Travels. This is awesome. Dustin Fory, glad to

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Speaker 1: see you got your Indiana Bears hoodie lunch. Okay, shut

807
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: up like this, this bears moving in. It's the stupidest

808
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. Sports are stupid. Why would we

809
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: moved into It's so dumb, so dumb lunch? Are you

810
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: having Baby Box? Four. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Janelle travels again, love the live stream.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I forgot to tell you what happened

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00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: last Thursday because then I got sick. We had a

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00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: game and we're playing five on five. Refs there tweet

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Speaker 1: we played the first quarter. Well, the kid on the

816
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: other team has like an asthma attack, so they're down

817
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,959
Speaker 1: to four. So we play four on four.

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Speaker 2: Tell me something good, get the dafib.

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Speaker 1: And so the ref's like, oh, since it's four on four,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go get a snack. I'm done. But

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Speaker 1: you just left in the middle of the game because

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Speaker 1: there's four on four.

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Speaker 2: You have a gummy micro docing.

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Speaker 1: No, explain to me how that that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: He was saying, it's not an official game. Yeah, my

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Speaker 2: name is Bennet.

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Speaker 1: I'm not in it. My name is Paul. It's up.

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Speaker 1: You want to go back to the office and have

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Speaker 1: a snack. Did you say it was a kid or

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Speaker 1: an older dude. No, it's an adult.

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Speaker 2: It's always awkward with the older adult kid guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: to be better work than that.

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Speaker 1: But maybe a woman. Oh, maybe it's well paid. I

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Speaker 1: just don't understand how you you refed the first quarter

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Speaker 1: and then I'm sitting there waiting, waiting. Another coach goes, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: she said she was done. Since it's four on four.

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Speaker 2: Now, maybe it's not a sanctioned once you dropped to four.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but still ref you're there. The game officially isn't

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Speaker 1: in the books, so stupid. We'll take a break. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back. Anything else you want to talking about.

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Speaker 2: Man, good gosh, dude, we can't go back to back

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Speaker 2: Hopefully your jobs are going good around the country, and

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Speaker 2: We do need a better intro like the one I

852
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: had done before. Do you think we kind of need

853
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,479
Speaker 2: to move.

854
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: In that direction? No, okay, I don't think so.

855
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: We just have no organization to the show.

856
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: None is that good or bad. We should at.

857
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 2: Least have a grocery store.

858
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: Stories. Oh I had some of those today. I got

859
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: money ones. You kidding me? What? Minor? I always have

860
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: stories from the grocery store. Well, hey, here's the thing

861
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: this late here you go grocery store stories. The grocery

862
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: store I go to, I got like three I can

863
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: choose from my way home. Oh why don't you like

864
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: beforehand be like, hey, man, I got grocery store stories today.

865
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: Do you want me to send you an email every morning?

866
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: And be like, no, I've got too many emails. And

867
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is we should just have these benchmark

868
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: segments that we always do. I'm not saying there's got

869
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: to be pressure on it, but we should always have

870
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: a grocery store stories. But I can't have a grocery

871
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: store story every day of the week. That's fine. And

872
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show, we need to do

873
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: what on the menu, and we need to have a

874
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: bigger intro.

875
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 2: I just think it makes the more of a format.

876
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: So we're ready for Netflix. Okay. But what I wanted

877
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: to say is, so, and do you want to do

878
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: a grocery store story now or do you want to

879
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: save it for Monday?

880
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: It's dumb, but it's a grocery store story.

881
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: Please.

882
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 2: So this lady's a real estate person and I pull

883
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: up and she's right next to me, and she's in

884
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 2: her car and it says all over front, middle, and

885
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 2: back of her car who she is and her real

886
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: estate agency got it. Car's a piece of crap.

887
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: Love it.

888
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 2: So that tells me it's not a great real estate agency.

889
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 2: It's not successful. So I go in the store. I'm

890
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 2: in there for five to ten minutes, come out back

891
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 2: to my car. She's still there. This time. She has

892
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 2: her laptop out and she's in her driver's seat in

893
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: the grocery store stories parking lot doing her work. So

894
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: the vehicle tells me it's not successful. Agency in the

895
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: parking lot tells me she doesn't have an office.

896
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: And number three, you're just gonna awkwardly sit there in

897
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: the middle of a grocery store parking lot instead of

898
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: a Starbucks. Like, here's a news flash. Go to a

899
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: we work.

900
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: You can do that for like five dollars a month.

901
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: Go to a library. She's gonna do these massive deals

902
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: that she's not doing in the parking lot of a

903
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: grocery store so that I awkwardly have to see her. Hih,

904
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: I am going to a grocery store. Then I come back.

905
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm loading my groceries in hi I'm afoot from a

906
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: lady on a laptop trying to keep her real estate

907
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: agency afloat. Not awkward at all. Uh here, would you

908
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: like some protein? Shake? Like, how's the printer? How's the

909
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: Wi Fi signal out here?

910
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: I mean my ass is in her face during her

911
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: zoom call because I was loading in my groceries. Guys,

912
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 2: there's got to be a better spot to set up

913
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: shop for your real estate agency than the parking lot.

914
00:46:54,320 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: I'll hang up in this store. Stories or it's a

915
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: great point. If you're a real estate agent, has a

916
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: crappy car? So bad? Do you think they're not very

917
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 1: good at their job? So bad? So bad?

918
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: I don't care rent a car. That's the first thing

919
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: people see. I was like, wow, that's not successful. I

920
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 2: mean it was like your old car.

921
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: Okay, but thank you, thank you. So my thinking is, dude,

922
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: it's so hot. It is No, we're about to be done.

923
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: You don't need to turn down. We're done. Maybe she's

924
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: doing that so it looks like, hey, look at how

925
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: hard she's working. She has to get her computer out

926
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: right now in the middle of the grocery store parking lot.

927
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 1: And people see that and it's like that's the kind

928
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: of agent I want.

929
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: No, man, she stole my parking spot, and she's oh,

930
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 2: it was such a high, heavily trafficked area.

931
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: That's why she's parked there. So people see her car.

932
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: It's advertising. If you go put it in the Starbucks

933
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: parking lot, no one sees it. So if I wanted

934
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: an appointment, I just knock on her car window. Yeah,

935
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: excuse me. Uh hi, I'm interested in some real estates.

936
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you sell houses too, like I'm thinking

937
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: about listen mine. And the fact that you're just here

938
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: in the parking lot, I'm like easy to talk to. Yeah,

939
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: Hi there, I'm here eleven o'clock. Oh, just getting the

940
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: passenger's side.

941
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: So you're telling me she was playing chess and I

942
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 2: was thinking checkers.

943
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, I think. So, all right, we're

944
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: going home. I don't know this was a disaster.

945
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: It was good because we finally did a segment and

946
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 2: you can't ever go back to back you sports ever again.

947
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: I won't do it ever again.

948
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: I didn't think you were going to do it, and

949
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 2: then you just started right in. So here was the score?

950
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: What? I don't even know what I was gonna talk about?

951
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm just tired. Man. It's been a long week. It's

952
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: been a long week. I thought I had more organization

953
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: for this, but I didn't. I apologize. I'll have stories

954
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: on Monday cause I got a lot of stuff going

955
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,439
Speaker 1: on this weekend. Well, and I got to go talk

956
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: to management. Oh all right, things aren't looking good for

957
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: the cruise and I don't know who to talk to

958
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: you about it. Oh and my wife's like, hey, so

959
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: you just go talk to somebody, And I'm like who.

960
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: But I'm like, hey, I don't know if you know

961
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: my role in the company kind of a little bit

962
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: like I don't just go talk to people. No. I

963
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: think she knows that because you're at your house, you're

964
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: at that. In the parking lot, you're at that, whenever

965
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: there's a parking meter, you're you're that everywhere. So I

966
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 1: think she knows who you are.

967
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: Right, But she's like, hey, so you're just gonna go

968
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: throw your weight around. We have leverage because I still

969
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: don't have my booking information. We're not able to do reservations,

970
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: not able to do restaurants, and we're not even able

971
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: to book like a drink package. We don't even know

972
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 2: our hotel. We don't know any of that stuff our room.

973
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: What exactly do we need a smaller suitcase because it's

974
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: such a small broom closet that we're in. So she goes,

975
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 2: so you'll go throw your weight around and talk to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

976
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 2: I just I just don't even talk to any of people,

977
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 2: much less yell at them.

978
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: Give me my room? Like, how do you just yell

979
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: at them? Hey? Hey? Man? You hey, how's it going?

980
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: Not good? You?

981
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: You just start yelling at him?

982
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know, man. Well that's what she expects.

983
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: She thinks I'm gonna sit down and talk to them

984
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: today because I have to have my booking today.

985
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 2: I haven't even checked in, right, So that's what I'm saying.

986
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how to address somebody that i'm mad at. Supposedly, Hey,

987
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 2: i'm mad at you. Where's my skind room?

988
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving til you give it to me. But

989
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: they don't.

990
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: But I'm like lowist on the totem pole. So they're like, cool,

991
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: we don't need you to go, all right, that was

992
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: my leverage. Okay, bye, sail away.

993
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: It's awkward. So you thought this pod was awkward and bad.

994
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: Get ready, I got to go find somebody to yell at.

995
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: Good luck. Hey man, can I just sit in a

996
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: room with you and act like I'm yelling at you?

997
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: Because I don't know exactly how to do confrontations. My

998
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: wife told me I'm supposed to yell at you, so

999
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: this is being yelling at you. Can I have my room? Please? Due?

1000
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: My wife will get on the phone and annihilate somebody.

1001
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, that was impressive. It's easier on the phone.

1002
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: My wife's like you, she's got a little bee me.

1003
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: I just use sarcasm. I use the passive aggressive, but

1004
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 1: not that I'm a little bet. It's just that I've

1005
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: never like I never I'm let's go. That was my

1006
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: negotiating in the meeting. H