WEBVTT - "The Newlywed Expert" with Rosebud Baker 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:10.120 Forever, Hi high high Hi. Okay, wow, wow, what an episode. Whoa, 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:14.920 whoa whoa, Okay, we're starting. I mean, probably this is 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.920 as hot as when uh Andrew tried to come in 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:23.240 and drag us about not saying thank you. This is hot. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:24.200 I don't know, I was. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.280 I was pretty hot that day. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.480 You did come like you was angry, you was horny. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:34.160 You was upset with us. Yes, you had like if 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.040 we could do it, if we could draw your eyebrows 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.559 they were like squiggly, they were like absolutely, very very upset. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:46.320 You were giving Helga brown. Yes, wrong, angry bird brow. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:47.440 Angry bird brow. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:55.800 Lerie. Hi, Sydney, you look beautiful. Thank you so much? 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:01.600 Yeah you look you look nice. Oh bitch. Okay, well, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.080 you know I can't be every day. It can't be 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.520 a beautiful nasis. You gotta I let somebody else have it. Okay. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.759 I receive your compliment, and I'm giving you a little 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.480 bit of shade, but you know, thank you, thank you 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.959 for that. I'm dry. I got the project heat in 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.679 here girl that it'd be blasting at all hours, and 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.760 then I wake up and I'm like, like just my 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:27.520 skin is yearning for I just need a bucket of 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.520 water thrown on me every morning because yes hashtag ice 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:34.640 bucket challenge. I love that for you. I mean, humidifiers 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.880 are your friend, and also water for the inside of 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.880 your body is your friend. When's the last time you 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.440 had a red bull? I think that people want to know. 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:44.520 Here we go, I think when did I put that 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.720 Patreon video up? Like a week week or week and 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.520 a half ago. A week and a half ago, you 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:55.480 had a red bull? Yeah, I don't believe you. Hold on, 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.400 let me look at something. So you're saying you don't 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.480 have any red bull in your fridge? No, I don't. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:07.640 Where the fuck did she go? Because Sidney sent me 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.520 a package the other day in a bag, and in 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:13.399 the bag is her grocery store receipt. And I want 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.160 to say I saw red bull on the receipt. You 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.720 see that you hit a paper dues. I have a 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:23.600 receipt in my hand. Literally that's the receipt. Literally have 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.240 a receipt in my hand. Okay, this the date on 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:31.639 here is January ninth. Okay, okay, bench, thank you, Okay, no, 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.560 say sorry. I'm not apologizing apologized. Probably went to the 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.679 Bodegga yesterday and got another red bull. I know, Carolina, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:46.359 come downstairs and Marie as somebody who you know I've 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.239 been sober and you believe me on that. How could you? 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.440 How could you don't do that? Don't throw your sobriety 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.639 in my face while you're talking about this red bull 0:02:55.680 --> 0:03:00.240 that you've relapsed on many a time. Don't do that. Well, 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.440 I'm trying to do better. Okay, Well, I'm proud of 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.480 you for trying. And I had this receipt just killed them. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:10.560 That was that was good. I was like, okay, someone wait, 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.799 I am ready. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.480 I'm curious. What is on the receipt? 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.720 Oh you already yesterday? The most expensive thing that you 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.160 think Sydney paid for at the supermarket. Guess what it is? 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:24.640 Oh my god, something something with me. Yeah, it's no, no, no, 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:29.920 it's produce. Oh mm hmm. The most expensive thing on 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:34.000 the on the receipt coming in at eight dollars and 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:39.880 thirty eight sets seedless green grapes. Yo, you're spending too 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.960 much money on grapes. They but when I tell you 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.680 them bitches was bomb. It was like somebody was coming 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:51.440 in my mouth. They were so like juicy and oh yeah, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.400 better than come because actually comes doesn't. Well, it depends 0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:01.240 come from a man, come from a woman. Delicious, Okay, 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:07.880 deliciosos like pink lemonade. Okay, I love that for you. Okay, 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.080 that's a little tartosis. That's something that girl needs to 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.640 drink some water. Okay, that girl, that girl is me 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:22.520 that I also see some Soperida sausage tostitos, Red Bull 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:27.359 Blue Edition six pink grapefruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:34.000 spent some Lacoi rainbow popsicles, frosted flakes with marshmallows. Sydney 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:38.760 big your something ass. Oh my god, you're just gonna 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.039 read the whole list, you know, I stud I was 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.400 gonna throw it away and I here, Marie, you should 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.520 post it and put it on your like this bitch. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.560 You'd be like, who do you think receipt? Is this 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.200 a twelve year old or Marie? I mean, or Sydney 0:04:55.000 --> 0:05:00.279 or Marie? I mean? I shop like like a that 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:04.359 has somebody else's like credit card. I'm like, you shop like, actually, 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.840 the bruceed is a little bit better than what I 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.039 thought it was gonna because it's fruits on there. But 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.080 you definitely shop like a kid whose parents gave them money. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.280 And was like, use this for emergencies. And then you 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.919 go and you're like, we're gonna get pizza and Lucky 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:21.680 Charms mixed with Reese's pieces, and we gonna get sniggers 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:26.520 dipped in caramel pop tarts, like oh wait, let's get grapes. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.279 Let's be healthy. Yeah, but grap you're too expensive. Listen. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.920 I've been at the register while the ring up the 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.240 grapes and I'm like, what is that? No, I don't 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.400 want that. Have you ever returned anything while you're standing 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:40.000 at the cashier like you're just like, hmm, now take 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.240 that out now that we got now that the unemployment's back. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:48.280 Actually no, oh I love it. How much was that? No? No, no, 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:55.120 six dollars? This? Uh? This, this unemployment money got me 0:05:55.320 --> 0:06:01.560 feeling like mister Burns. You know, okay, excellent money mean 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.679 mean money bags, bitch. So you you must be making 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:11.000 the full five o four, the full five one hundred 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.680 and four in New York. Now, don't be counting my 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.080 don't be counting my coins, marade not on the pot. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.560 I saw how much you spent on these groceries, so 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.039 I know how much money you do not have anymore. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.279 Well that was two weeks ago, Honey, I haven't gone 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.960 to the grocery store since. Yeah, I'm just over here famished. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:32.720 I was like, well, i'll be there on Saturday. Well, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:36.520 the grapes lasted probably like an afternoon, so you know, 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.120 I put them all in my mouth. Girl, speaking of 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.760 putting all in your mouth, have you read the reviews, bitch? Yes, 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.400 I have read some of the reviews, and boy, oh boy, 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.359 are they insutaining. Let's talk about it, Sidney. Won't you 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.840 read them out loud? You know your your reading is 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.440 better than mine? Oh wow, wow, thank you? Hooked on 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:59.120 worked for me, Sidney. What review would you like me 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:00.640 to read? Because I know you gonna want to read 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:04.320 one as well. Let's start with something negative and then 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.280 end on a positive note, right because Andrews said. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.240 We always yeah, you always start with the negative. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.760 Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, So here's here's a negative review. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:20.720 Somebody said, yo, listen up, it's three stars. Please don't 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.840 have Mary Beth on against I love y'all, but that 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:28.520 episode is unlistenable. Thank you. Everything else about the show 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.120 was actually incredible. Don't let yourself be brought down by 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.760 the Alabaster guests. And that is from I'm not I 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.520 don't know what the name is, but that was posted 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:40.640 on Sunday. It's just a just a random fella. Now 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.520 that was mean, just a random fella. And the fact 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.440 that you put fella in there. You're a white man, 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.840 so stop stop bringing your women down. No no, no, no 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.960 no no no. Random fella could be an old black 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.520 man talking about Alabaster guest as well. Okay, I don't 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:59.800 believe somebody named Leroy or you know what I mean, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.080 a Conrad, you know, like an old black man. They 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.960 put Fellow on there. There's definitely a white man, Andrew. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.480 I feel like I feel like white man would be Fellow. 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:15.000 And I need you to come forward, you and scutiny, 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.920 show your faces. Listen. I'm not mad at that review 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.000 because they didn't say anything bad about me. They actually 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:24.800 said that the show is incredible. So anyway, Marie, move on. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.560 What's the next one? The next review that we are 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.240 going to touch on right now. Always pains me to 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.040 read this, but the review says, does Sidney even want 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.680 to be on the show? It says, I love the show, 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.400 but Sidney seems disinterested in this show and it's only 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.800 become even more apparent this past year. She now has 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.400 a new podcast that she's doing on the side to 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.800 boot while almost never spilling the tea on this one and. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:56.880 Constantly on Okay, Marie and Andrew are excellent host and 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.760 will probably see the show by themselves five stars. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:03.840 Uh was offended about this, and I was like, facts 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:10.240 were spoken? He was spilt there, Sidney, what what here? 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.600 Is not true that I'm disinterested in the podcast? Absolutely not. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.960 There's been so many moments where I'm I'm giving giving. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:21.040 All I do is give to the podcast. And how 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.120 dare somebody say I'm disinterested in a podcast during your 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.319 fucking pandemic. Yeah, I'm stuck in the house not doing anything. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.880 So we are all in the same pandemic and we 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.160 are all in our homes. And they did not say 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:36.000 Maria Andrew are disinterested. They says Sidney is not interested 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.520 and you are cheating on us with a hot young 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.600 new podcast called what's the name of the podcast? Hobby Hunter, 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:47.720 which is crazy because my very first episode pilot, it 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:52.160 has Marie on it to plug our podcasts. So everything 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:56.920 I do is for us, bitch, thank you. Everything you 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.880 knew is to supplement your income so you can afford 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:04.080 nineteen dollars and also whenever I need to get a 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.720 cab to send you, when I need to send for you, 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.040 what do I do, Marie? She do be sending for 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.199 me with that hobby lobby coin. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:14.840 Hobby. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:19.600 Whoever wrote this you can suck a They still stars. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.680 It's okay, yeah, because they said that you two can 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:26.199 probably just host it without me. The wait, they say, 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.839 you are never spilling tea on this podcast, so they 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.480 why I really want to know more about you. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.240 I do think it's interesting that they're also without it 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.280 being a video medium, they're picking up the fact that 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:37.679 you're on the phone as well. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.640 No, because you guys are always because Marie is always 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.960 is a rat. Oh my god, he is a rat. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.480 You're trying to say that the problem here is that 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.520 I'm snitching on you being on the phone. Yes, the 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.360 fact that you are always on the phone. No, bitch, 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.839 you snitched. Be supposed to stay together, we twigt No 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:01.400 bitch twigs you're not interested in podcast. You on your phone, 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.320 and no I am interested in I'm finding things for 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:09.040 us to talk about on my phone. You be doom 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.160 doom doom doom, doom doo doo doo doom, and you're like, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.679 I gotta FaceTime. I'm gona tell him to call me back. Girl, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.080 don't do that. You know what. I am interested in 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:23.360 this motherfucking guest. Yes, God bless, God bless. I'm so 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:27.920 happy to have this our two time you know, appearance 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.080 guests today and she The timing couldn't be better because 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:35.240 y'all said, don't bring no more alabasta people on the podcast, 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.319 and we said she gonna be. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.320 Beige, okay, And I cannot wait to bring you guys down. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.480 I am just honored to be here. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:50.080 Give it up for our newlywed expert. She's the host 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:54.600 of Find Your Beach, the podcast It's the Funny, the married, 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.079 the blonde rosemud Baker. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:03.200 Hi, guys used to be blonde. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.439 It's it's more of a dishwater brown at this point, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.000 six months into quarantine married, don't. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:11.040 I don't have to try. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.160 It's the blonde has faded. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:16.880 You know. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.560 I just I just assume that all white people are 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:23.240 natural blondes. I do too. Their hair grows out. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.760 You know what, You're not totally wrong. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.840 I feel like a lot of us are born blonde, 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:34.360 and then our enthusiasm for life goes as the blonde goes. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.960 Do you understand a lot of people are blonde because 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:38.359 of the Holocaust? 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:43.200 So history, Yes, the Holocaust made us blonde. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.800 No, because of the genocide. Hitler wanted everybody to be 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.640 blue eyes and blonde, and that's true. So I don't 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.240 do that to me. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:53.960 But I will say, but I will say, if Hitler 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.880 looked at me and my husband together, he would be like, 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:58.959 that's a little on the nose. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:06.040 You know, he'd be like, that's too much. These they 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:08.560 look like twins. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:11.560 Get them out, get them out of here. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:17.120 Yeah, I have to say, I know you guys brought 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:21.800 me in and introed me to get away from the reviews. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:27.960 But I was. I was mesmerized. I was really into 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.839 that whole section. I had to mute myself. I was 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:32.680 laughing so hard. 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.360 Okay, well, what do you feel? How did it affect 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:42.600 your spirit? This is a space first of all, I mean, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.000 you strang. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.400 Anybody, anybody who has ever been on a FaceTime call 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:58.760 with Sydney knows how that reviewer feels. Okay, because I 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.120 have been on FaceTime call with Sydney, I've been spilling 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.800 my guts, just sharing my deepest innermost secrets and all 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.560 of a sudden, I'll hear her go uh huh, that's crazy, 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.720 and I'm like, what the fuck? 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:21.760 Or or you white bitch, you drag me like this. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:27.480 But also Sidney Queen of Queen of facetiming you at 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.560 any any hour, twenty four hours in a day, she'll 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:30.440 call you at any point. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.560 Yeah, but I'm into that. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.239 I'm into But most of the call of the FaceTime 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.400 is her screen is on pause and it's just you 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.280 looking at the. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:43.240 Word yes, yeah, yeah, Just you could have. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.200 Just called me so you could ignore me. You don't 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:50.280 have to have me looking at your ceiling or But. 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.600 But there is there's value in that kind of friendship 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.240 where your friend will hang out with you, uh you know, 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.840 and and be on their phone like they would in person, 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.800 but they're doing it over the phone, you know what 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.040 I mean. There's like comfort in that kind of friendship 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.960 where like I don't want to necessarily be on a 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:08.800 phone call with somebody that I have to talk. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:09.360 To the whole time. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.560 Oh okay, Rosebud. You know you're you're spelling your guts 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:19.120 and she's saying that's graz that you feel. It's almost 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:23.080 like she's in a marriage. I sound like a straight man. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:27.560 Yeah exactly, He's yes, she's my husband. On the side, 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:31.120 I'm like, when my husband's not listening, I'll call Sydney 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.360 just to have her not listen, you know what I mean. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.680 And it's like, uh, it's like having a therapist. It's 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.520 like having a low income therapist. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.520 You know. Oh, she called you a sliding scale Section 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.840 eight therapists. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:48.400 Yeah, anybody that's had a sliding scale therapist knows that 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.240 that is what it's like. You're like, you're sharing your shit. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:52.920 They're not checked in. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:16:04.280 But I'm just everybody on this podcast right now. Wow, Wow, 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:15.560 you're gonna talk about us on Hobby Hunters. Yeah, I 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.920 had the experts in dragging the FU. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:20.960 We just switched it. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.200 We switched it from Newlyweds. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.840 To dragging Sydney. Sidney. We're not even dragging you, but 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:32.280 like we're telling you what it is like if if 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.240 we were like if when we go outside, like in 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:39.040 public back again, and it's like I've read people are 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.440 like when we go out to dinner, everybody puts their 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.640 phone in the middle of the table and the first 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:45.240 person to pick up their phone has to pay the 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.640 deb that's what we're gonna do with juices. We're gonna 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.920 put all our phones in the middle of the table 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.040 and the. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.200 Hold on a second, what what group of friends does that? 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.480 I don't know. I've read this on something somewhere that 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:57.680 fucked up. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.000 You gotta get a new group of friends. That's not 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.680 even fair, wow. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.800 I mean, because you think that you would have to 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.920 pay the tab or yes, you have your phone in 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:09.240 your hand to take pictures of the food. 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.840 I'm gonna end up paying that tab either way. It 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.280 doesn't matter if I'm taking pictures of the food. If 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:18.680 I'm the second the conversation stops being interesting, I'm going 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.760 right to the phone. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.720 Yeah, but sometimes the conversation stab is being interesting because 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.719 everyone is on their phone. I don't know. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:28.439 I feel like that's like a chicken it or the 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:32.439 egg argument, you know, like what what happens first? 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:33.200 Sometimes? 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.800 Yeah, sometimes you reach for the phone, the conversation dies. 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.760 Other times, you know, the conversation dies and you're like, well, 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:47.000 you guys aren't keeping me engaged, so let's go somewhere else. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.480 Let me tell you one motherfucking thing. The best friend 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:54.359 all of y'all have ever had, So you could go 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:56.359 on here and say that I'd be on my phone, 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:59.080 But I show up when I need to. I'm there 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.639 when you need me to be there, and I fucking listen, 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.159 and I have solutions. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:07.480 So Sydney has wrapped herself. She's wrapped herself up like 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.040 a boxer in the corner of the ring. She has 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:15.160 dabbed her forehead. She's back. She's back for a second round. Yeah, 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:15.880 ready to fight. 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:26.240 I gotta get a picture of this, Sydney. I am Wow. 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:31.680 We're gonna have a talk off air. We're talking what 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:33.399 do we what do we need to talk about, Sydney. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.400 I feel like this is the place people say you're 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.800 not sharing how you feel? Share it now. Yeah. 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:40.320 I was gonna say, they've done a great job of 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:43.720 getting you to share how you feel today on this podcast. 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.840 Well let's just be honest here. Okay, we've been doing 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:51.120 the pod for what four years? Right, ninety six years? 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:56.320 Four years. Let's when we were shooting in the gym, honey, 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.520 boo boo. When we were at Marie's house, I was 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.119 giving up all the everything I would. I had tea 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:08.520 every single episode, every because not only was I going 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.040 through sobriety, I was not fucking my ex girlfriend. We 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:15.679 were having money problems. We're going on, I was in 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.240 uber pools. I had stories, honey. So when all that 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.879 was happening, we weren't hearing the not bang in your 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.919 girlfriend's stories. Yes we were. Yeah, I was saying I 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.520 was talking about that because Adrian was like, what are 0:19:28.520 --> 0:19:32.440 you saying on the podcast? Because my friends are asking stuff. 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:37.880 So wait, so by that logic, you're saying that because 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:39.840 you did this certain thing in the past where you 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.880 expressed a lot, that you shouldn't be doing it anymore 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.240 just because you No, no. 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.800 No, no, it's here's the thing. You who these people 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.800 who leave negative reviews, Let them leave a different review 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:53.560 and make it interesting every single week for the last 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:57.800 four years, and see how see how engaging their reviews are. 0:19:58.040 --> 0:19:58.560 You know that. 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:00.000 I think that's what she said. 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:03.160 It's like she's had to be interesting this long, so 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:08.520 anybody who's criticizing her should have to be interesting once 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.960 a week for an hour talking to the same person. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:13.280 Oh okay, that sounds like a little bit of a 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:13.879 dragon on me. 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:17.240 No, no, no, no, it's not a sneak disc. That's not 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:20.960 a sneak dist I'm just saying it's harder to stay 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:24.160 interesting that then people think it is. 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:28.080 Marie didn't start spilling real tea until I pray Hoe. 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:32.800 That was the inaugura inauguration of Marie telling her business, 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:35.119 because she was not one of the people to be 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.240 like I'm gonna say everything, yeah, but in my life. 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.280 But this is what I said to Sidney last night 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.920 when the review popped up, and we laughed and cried 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:50.040 about it. The opposite, spilling tea is not necessarily all 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:51.919 you have to do on the podcast. You don't have 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:54.840 to come and spill all of your business, but you 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:56.679 have to, like you got to come with the jokes 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.840 you ought to come with. You have to be interesting 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:01.720 in order for it to be a podcast that people 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:04.800 want to listen to. You looking at your phone while 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:08.920 I'm spilling my tea, then you missing moments to crack 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:12.400 on me, or you're like when me and Sydney are together, 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:15.520 the podcast flows better because like I'm looking dead in 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:17.119 her eyeballs and she's not going to pick up her 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:19.520 phone while I'm sitting right there, or I will, But like, 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:21.359 you know, are you trying to break up with me 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:24.920 on the motherfucking pod? Like what what's going on? Heredny? 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:27.440 You are you naked under that blanket? Girl? The fuck 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.639 is going on? I'm getting up. What the fuck is 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:33.880 going on? I'm not trying to break up with Get 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:34.280 in here? 0:21:35.280 --> 0:21:37.320 Are y'all just gonna let this listen? 0:21:37.680 --> 0:21:40.280 I say people like that, I think this is all 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:45.919 go off on me. Fucking blow dry your banks and 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:47.240 let's go. I can't. 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:49.560 First of all, it's not my podcast. I will blow 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.800 dry my banks for my own podcast. I will not 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:55.280 blow dry my banks for a podcast that I'm not. 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:56.000 On every week. 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:01.080 It's not my responsibility. All right, will drive my bangs 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.119 is for one. I'll do it once a week when 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:11.640 I'm about to get laid. That's it, all right, week. 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:11.200 Long? 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.080 We need to talk, That's what I'm saying. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:17.200 Okay, okay, get into it. Let's get into it. When 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:18.760 did you get married? Yeah? 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:25.240 Okay, so I got married in September. I got married 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:28.120 in the park in Washington Square Park, which is where 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:34.640 they shot the movie Kids. Okay, yes, that is the 0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:40.200 only reference that matters. And it was during COVID times, 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:42.840 so it was like where they shot the movie Kids. 0:22:42.840 --> 0:22:45.000 It was really it was during that time. 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:47.800 We finished getting married and a homeless man came up 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:48.840 and gave us a painting. 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:53.280 Okay, so he peed on the on the canvas, or 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:54.520 he pooped on the canvas. 0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.199 He painted it was like it looked like what it 0:22:57.280 --> 0:23:01.480 looked like an angry bird's sort of painting, and handed 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:04.360