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Speaker 1: Forever, Hi high high Hi. Okay, wow, wow, what an episode. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa, Okay, we're starting. I mean, probably this is

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Speaker 1: as hot as when uh Andrew tried to come in

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Speaker 1: and drag us about not saying thank you. This is hot.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was pretty hot that day.

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Speaker 1: You did come like you was angry, you was horny.

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Speaker 1: You was upset with us. Yes, you had like if

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Speaker 1: we could do it, if we could draw your eyebrows

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Speaker 1: they were like squiggly, they were like absolutely, very very upset.

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Speaker 1: You were giving Helga brown. Yes, wrong, angry bird brow.

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Speaker 3: Angry bird brow.

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Speaker 1: Lerie. Hi, Sydney, you look beautiful. Thank you so much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you look you look nice. Oh bitch. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you know I can't be every day. It can't be

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Speaker 1: a beautiful nasis. You gotta I let somebody else have it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I receive your compliment, and I'm giving you a little

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Speaker 1: bit of shade, but you know, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: for that. I'm dry. I got the project heat in

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Speaker 1: here girl that it'd be blasting at all hours, and

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Speaker 1: then I wake up and I'm like, like just my

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Speaker 1: skin is yearning for I just need a bucket of

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Speaker 1: water thrown on me every morning because yes hashtag ice

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Speaker 1: bucket challenge. I love that for you. I mean, humidifiers

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Speaker 1: are your friend, and also water for the inside of

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Speaker 1: your body is your friend. When's the last time you

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Speaker 1: had a red bull? I think that people want to know.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, I think when did I put that

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Speaker 1: Patreon video up? Like a week week or week and

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Speaker 1: a half ago. A week and a half ago, you

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Speaker 1: had a red bull? Yeah, I don't believe you. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me look at something. So you're saying you don't

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Speaker 1: have any red bull in your fridge? No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Where the fuck did she go? Because Sidney sent me

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Speaker 1: a package the other day in a bag, and in

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Speaker 1: the bag is her grocery store receipt. And I want

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Speaker 1: to say I saw red bull on the receipt. You

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Speaker 1: see that you hit a paper dues. I have a

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Speaker 1: receipt in my hand. Literally that's the receipt. Literally have

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Speaker 1: a receipt in my hand. Okay, this the date on

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Speaker 1: here is January ninth. Okay, okay, bench, thank you, Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: say sorry. I'm not apologizing apologized. Probably went to the

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Speaker 1: Bodegga yesterday and got another red bull. I know, Carolina,

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Speaker 1: come downstairs and Marie as somebody who you know I've

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Speaker 1: been sober and you believe me on that. How could you?

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Speaker 1: How could you don't do that? Don't throw your sobriety

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Speaker 1: in my face while you're talking about this red bull

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Speaker 1: that you've relapsed on many a time. Don't do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do better. Okay, Well, I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: you for trying. And I had this receipt just killed them.

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Speaker 1: That was that was good. I was like, okay, someone wait,

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Speaker 1: I am ready.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious. What is on the receipt?

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Speaker 1: Oh you already yesterday? The most expensive thing that you

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Speaker 1: think Sydney paid for at the supermarket. Guess what it is?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, something something with me. Yeah, it's no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's produce. Oh mm hmm. The most expensive thing on

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Speaker 1: the on the receipt coming in at eight dollars and

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Speaker 1: thirty eight sets seedless green grapes. Yo, you're spending too

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Speaker 1: much money on grapes. They but when I tell you

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Speaker 1: them bitches was bomb. It was like somebody was coming

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Speaker 1: in my mouth. They were so like juicy and oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: better than come because actually comes doesn't. Well, it depends

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Speaker 1: come from a man, come from a woman. Delicious, Okay,

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Speaker 1: deliciosos like pink lemonade. Okay, I love that for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a little tartosis. That's something that girl needs to

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Speaker 1: drink some water. Okay, that girl, that girl is me

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Speaker 1: that I also see some Soperida sausage tostitos, Red Bull

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Speaker 1: spent some Lacoi rainbow popsicles, frosted flakes with marshmallows. Sydney

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Speaker 1: gonna throw it away and I here, Marie, you should

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Speaker 1: You'd be like, who do you think receipt? Is this

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Speaker 1: a twelve year old or Marie? I mean, or Sydney

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Speaker 1: or Marie? I mean? I shop like like a that

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Speaker 1: has somebody else's like credit card. I'm like, you shop like, actually,

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Speaker 1: you definitely shop like a kid whose parents gave them money.

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Speaker 1: And was like, use this for emergencies. And then you

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Speaker 1: dipped in caramel pop tarts, like oh wait, let's get grapes.

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Speaker 1: Let's be healthy. Yeah, but grap you're too expensive. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Actually no, oh I love it. How much was that? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: six dollars? This? Uh? This, this unemployment money got me

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Speaker 1: feeling like mister Burns. You know, okay, excellent money mean

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Speaker 1: mean money bags, bitch. So you you must be making

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Speaker 1: I saw how much you spent on these groceries, so

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Speaker 1: I know how much money you do not have anymore.

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Speaker 1: Well that was two weeks ago, Honey, I haven't gone

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Speaker 1: to the grocery store since. Yeah, I'm just over here famished.

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Speaker 1: the grapes lasted probably like an afternoon, so you know,

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Speaker 1: I put them all in my mouth. Girl, speaking of

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Speaker 1: putting all in your mouth, have you read the reviews, bitch? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have read some of the reviews, and boy, oh boy,

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Speaker 1: are they insutaining. Let's talk about it, Sidney. Won't you

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Speaker 1: read them out loud? You know your your reading is

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Speaker 1: better than mine? Oh wow, wow, thank you? Hooked on

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Speaker 1: worked for me, Sidney. What review would you like me

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Speaker 1: one as well. Let's start with something negative and then

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, So here's here's a negative review.

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Speaker 1: Somebody said, yo, listen up, it's three stars. Please don't

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Speaker 1: have Mary Beth on against I love y'all, but that

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Speaker 1: episode is unlistenable. Thank you. Everything else about the show

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Speaker 1: was actually incredible. Don't let yourself be brought down by

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Speaker 1: the Alabaster guests. And that is from I'm not I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the name is, but that was posted

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. It's just a just a random fella. Now

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Speaker 1: that was mean, just a random fella. And the fact

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Speaker 1: that you put fella in there. You're a white man,

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Speaker 1: so stop stop bringing your women down. No no, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no no. Random fella could be an old black

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Speaker 1: man talking about Alabaster guest as well. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like white man would be Fellow.

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Speaker 1: And I need you to come forward, you and scutiny,

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Speaker 1: show your faces. Listen. I'm not mad at that review

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Speaker 1: because they didn't say anything bad about me. They actually

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Speaker 1: said that the show is incredible. So anyway, Marie, move on.

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Speaker 1: What's the next one? The next review that we are

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Speaker 1: going to touch on right now. Always pains me to

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Speaker 1: read this, but the review says, does Sidney even want

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Speaker 1: to be on the show? It says, I love the show,

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Speaker 1: but Sidney seems disinterested in this show and it's only

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Speaker 1: become even more apparent this past year. She now has

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Speaker 1: a new podcast that she's doing on the side to

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Speaker 3: Constantly on Okay, Marie and Andrew are excellent host and

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Speaker 3: will probably see the show by themselves five stars.

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Speaker 1: Uh was offended about this, and I was like, facts

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Speaker 1: were spoken? He was spilt there, Sidney, what what here?

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Speaker 1: Is not true that I'm disinterested in the podcast? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: There's been so many moments where I'm I'm giving giving.

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Speaker 1: dare somebody say I'm disinterested in a podcast during your

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Speaker 1: fucking pandemic. Yeah, I'm stuck in the house not doing anything.

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Speaker 1: Maria Andrew are disinterested. They says Sidney is not interested

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Speaker 1: and you are cheating on us with a hot young

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Speaker 1: new podcast called what's the name of the podcast? Hobby Hunter,

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Speaker 1: which is crazy because my very first episode pilot, it

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Speaker 1: has Marie on it to plug our podcasts. So everything

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Speaker 1: I do is for us, bitch, thank you. Everything you

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Speaker 1: knew is to supplement your income so you can afford

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Speaker 1: what do I do, Marie? She do be sending for

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Speaker 1: me with that hobby lobby coin.

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Speaker 3: Hobby.

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Speaker 1: Whoever wrote this you can suck a They still stars.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, yeah, because they said that you two can

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Speaker 1: probably just host it without me. The wait, they say,

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Speaker 3: I do think it's interesting that they're also without it

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Speaker 1: No, because you guys are always because Marie is always

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Speaker 1: is a rat. Oh my god, he is a rat.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to say that the problem here is that

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Speaker 1: fact that you are always on the phone. No, bitch,

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Speaker 1: you snitched. Be supposed to stay together, we twigt No

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Speaker 1: bitch twigs you're not interested in podcast. You on your phone,

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Speaker 1: and no I am interested in I'm finding things for

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Speaker 1: us to talk about on my phone. You be doom

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Speaker 1: doom doom doom, doom doo doo doo doom, and you're like,

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Speaker 1: I gotta FaceTime. I'm gona tell him to call me back. Girl,

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Speaker 1: don't do that. You know what. I am interested in

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Speaker 1: this motherfucking guest. Yes, God bless, God bless. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy to have this our two time you know, appearance

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Speaker 1: guests today and she The timing couldn't be better because

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Speaker 1: y'all said, don't bring no more alabasta people on the podcast,

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Speaker 1: and we said she gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Beige, okay, And I cannot wait to bring you guys down.

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Speaker 2: I am just honored to be here.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for our newlywed expert. She's the host

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Speaker 1: of Find Your Beach, the podcast It's the Funny, the married,

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Speaker 1: the blonde rosemud Baker.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys used to be blonde.

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Speaker 2: It's it's more of a dishwater brown at this point,

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Speaker 2: six months into quarantine married, don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to try.

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Speaker 2: It's the blonde has faded.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 1: I just I just assume that all white people are

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Speaker 1: natural blondes. I do too. Their hair grows out.

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Speaker 4: You know what, You're not totally wrong.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of us are born blonde,

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Speaker 2: and then our enthusiasm for life goes as the blonde goes.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand a lot of people are blonde because

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Speaker 1: of the Holocaust?

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Speaker 2: So history, Yes, the Holocaust made us blonde.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's here's the thing. You who these people

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Speaker 2: New York style fashion, like we rented this like old

432
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 2: New York City taxi, and just like an old New

433
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: York City taxi, it took me to the wrong place first,

434
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 2: so this man took me. I got ready at my

435
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 2: sister's apartment. This man took me to my own apartment first,

436
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: and I was like, what are we doing here? And no,

437
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 2: it was like an Originally it was like a an

438
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 2: address that I had entered for like a pickup point,

439
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 2: but it was not the address for the actual wedding.

440
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 4: So like he took me there and he was like, Okay,

441
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 4: here we are.

442
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, do you see a do

443
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 2: you see a groom?

444
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 6: Here?

445
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: This is a this is a dirty stoop with like

446
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 2: broken glass on it.

447
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: And he said, hey, some of my best weddings have

448
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: been on a stupid broken glass talk about it.

449
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: So then we my mom was in the car. She

450
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: was like, no, my mom's panicking, you know, mom's and

451
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 2: like so and the whole way we're driving down, my

452
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: mom is like so excited. She was like putting the

453
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: window down and telling people like she's getting married. She's

454
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: like yelling at people outside of the cab. And I

455
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 2: was like, I was, I've never been so embarrassed, Like

456
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: I'm not. I thought, because I wanted to get married

457
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: so bad, I thought that when I got married, I

458
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: was gonna be like yeah, I thought I was gonna

459
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: be like super excited, like everybody look at me, fuck you,

460
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna have to date again. And like I

461
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: thought I was gonna rub it in everyone's face. I

462
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: found the whole experience and so getting married to be

463
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: super embarrassing, Like it is super embarrassing. I'm like in

464
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: my thirties, you're dressed up. It feels like you're wearing white.

465
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: Everybody knows the windmill of Dick's that you rode to

466
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: get to where you are.

467
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 4: You know, it's just like it is.

468
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: It feels like you are playing a part that is

469
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: not If you are a woman who is honest with herself,

470
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: you know what you've done and you know that you

471
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: should not be wearing white, be cream or sh I was.

472
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: I was wearing an eggshell. I was wearing an eggshell white.

473
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 2: But it's still sort of felt like with the veil

474
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 2: and everything, it sort of felt a little bit like, Okay,

475
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: come on.

476
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: No, no, it was that was That's not what you

477
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: should be embarrassed about. It was just a park. City

478
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: said you should be embarrassed that it was in the park.

479
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: It was listen, hold on, it was. It was a

480
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: cold wedding, so we excuse everything like it's okay, it's okay,

481
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: And we realized that people have been spending so much

482
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: money on the actual event that it's done.

483
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 2: You're stupid.

484
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: You didn't spend that much money in the park because

485
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: the park is free.

486
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the park is free. And not only that, the

487
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: park is the only thing I didn't feel stupid about

488
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: because I was like, this is the kind of wedding

489
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: I would end up having, whether COVID was around or not,

490
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: cause I'm not spending that much money on a wedding,

491
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: you know, Okay, I'm.

492
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: Just no floral arrangements, No.

493
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean I got I mean doesn't what's the thing

494
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: that you carry?

495
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 4: Oh the bouquet?

496
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 2: Like I should know this, but I spent money on that? Right?

497
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: How much was your wedding.

498
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: All in all? I think I spent two thousand?

499
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: What BP, You didn't even spend twenty twenty, You didn't

500
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: even spend a dollar for the like the dollar a

501
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: month of the year.

502
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: I think overall I spent two thousand. Well, hold on,

503
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 2: so it was like five hundred for the actual wedding

504
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 2: like getting the woman to marry us, and the and

505
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: the and the whole like service with the photographers.

506
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: How much was the dress? The dress? Did you have

507
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: it already? Got it from Buffalo Exchange?

508
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: The dress was the most expensive part. I think the

509
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: dress was like fifteen hundred, and then the rest of

510
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 2: it was just like nothing because I was.

511
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: Like, oh, that's a lie, Rose, But you you paid

512
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: for that car too.

513
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: The car was the car was only two hundred dollars.

514
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was three hundred.

515
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 4: No, two hundred, okay, two hundred.

516
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: Well, the city said, well I have a.

517
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: He's like, hold on a second. I don't think I

518
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: even mentioned that to Sydney.

519
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: You did, girl, We talked, did I?

520
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: You know?

521
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I'm on my phone not paying attention to you,

522
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: I hear numbers.

523
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: Though, Okay, okay, I didn't realize I was speaking to

524
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: a secret accountant.

525
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Cpa Jesus Christ.

526
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I she really is my second husband. She's

527
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: fucking keep a track of what I spend.

528
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, for all those frames above your.

529
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: Oh shit, don't mention that that.

530
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,479
Speaker 2: Was That was more than my wedding.

531
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 7: That.

532
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something about framing, which is a

533
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: that's a very married person thing to do is get

534
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: your stuff professionally framed. Framing costs cash. That is serious money.

535
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: That like, if you want your stuff professionally framed, you

536
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: buy a poster for twenty dollars, all of a sudden,

537
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: the value of that poster goes.

538
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: Up by about one thousand dollars.

539
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: It is like, is that an origional?

540
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, yeah, Roath buddy.

541
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: It has framing money. You heard it here first, folks

542
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: framing money, or I did so talk to us about

543
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: being married, Like, how long were y'all together before you

544
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: guys got married? Let's talk about that.

545
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so we were married or we were together

546
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: for nine months when we got engaged. Wait, we were

547
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 2: not not long we got together I'm estimating. So we

548
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: got together in October of twenty nineteen.

549
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, y'all got engaged at the top of the

550
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: fucking quarantine with March March.

551
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: March of twenty twenty.

552
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: So so I get together for like six months?

553
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, yeah, six months?

554
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: Shit yeah no. When you when you got engaged, I

555
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I was like, people are falling apart

556
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: right now. This is crazy. When you got engaged, I

557
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she about to have triplets because.

558
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: What yeah that or Andy got a really dude it

559
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: was My manager called me up and was like, what's

560
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: the rush. He was like worried I was pregnant, like

561
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: he was scared, and I just had to tell him no, no, no,

562
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: we're just two recovering addicts. And you know, recovering addicts

563
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: they're the only people that move faster than lesbians.

564
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: That's Rosebud I'm I'm gonna agree on that.

565
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 4: That's just facts.

566
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, because me and you, I feel like, yeah, we

567
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: we would go as quickly as we could into a

568
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: relationship to get away from yourself the struggles that we Yeah.

569
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so and you know it's like we both if

570
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 2: you have two addicts, we both have impulse problems. Okay,

571
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: we cannot control our impulses. We get carried away with

572
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: our feelings. We go you know, this is how I'm

573
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: gonna feel forever. This is how it is, the rest

574
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,959
Speaker 2: of my life is going to be so easy. And

575
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: you just you just fly right into it like you are,

576
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: like you've never been hurt. And then then it's like

577
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: right before you get married that you both start freaking out.

578
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 2: That's exactly that's what two addicts do.

579
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: Okay, so walk us through these freakouts. What did it

580
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: feel like the closer you got to do it?

581
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it feels like, and maybe this is universal,

582
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: but before I got married, right before I got married,

583
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 2: I actually didn't. I think I put all that away,

584
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: Like I wasn't that freaked out. Uh, I was just like,

585
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: I'm getting married, this is exciting, it's happening. I can't

586
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: really believe it's happening. But I just started planning it,

587
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: and that's all I really thought about. And then right

588
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: after we got married, when we went on the honeymoon,

589
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: that was when I started to freak out. That was

590
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 2: when I started feeling anxious because I was like, oh shit,

591
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm married. Like it was like

592
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: you know when you're like a kid and your parents

593
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: drop you off somewhere that they're going to leave you

594
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: for like a couple of weeks, like summer camp or whatever,

595
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: like a like an aunt's house or wherever, and you're like,

596
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: hold on a second, I just gotta live here now,

597
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: this is what I gotta do. That's how I felt.

598
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: Now, Wait, you didn't feel like that when y'all got

599
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: an apartment together, when y'all got that, when y'all got

600
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: that the adultless scraggly dog y'all feel like. You don't

601
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: feel like any of that until you were butt naked

602
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: into loom doing anal. That's when you were like, oh

603
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe we're masd. You did anal

604
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: in the sand?

605
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 2: Wow, I just shit pearls Later, No, I uh yeah,

606
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: because all the.

607
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 4: Other stuff I had done before.

608
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 2: Everybody's moved in with somebody by the time they're thirty, right,

609
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: I mean everybody's gotten a pet with somebody by the

610
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: time they're thirty.

611
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: No never friend, well me me, yes, But I'm a

612
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: lesbian somm Well.

613
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: Put it this way. I had done all that stuff,

614
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 2: so I was like, this is the rest of that

615
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: stuff is. It doesn't mean anything. You can walk away

616
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: from all that, you know, And technically, technically, I married

617
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: another comic, so it's not like we're breaking up assets

618
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: if we do divorce. It's not it's like, okay, you

619
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 2: take you take the Ikea desk.

620
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: And I'll take the Creighton barrel chair, right, Yeah, you know,

621
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: it's not like we have stocks we need to be

622
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: breaking up.

623
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 2: But I, uh yeah, I kind of freaked out when

624
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: we were in Too Loom And But the best part

625
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 2: about it is I married somebody.

626
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 4: And this is the key.

627
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: You got to marry somebody that you can freak out

628
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 2: in front of and talk to and be like, oh

629
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: I whoops, Like is any part of you kind of

630
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: freaking out about this?

631
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

632
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 2: They got to be able to hear that and not

633
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 2: take it personally and go okay, yeah, I get it.

634
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 4: This is normal.

635
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: Honestly, rose Bot, I think that's good dating advice. You

636
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: you should only date somebody that you're okay with freaking

637
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: out in front of or like yeah, looking dumb in

638
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: front of because like I've dated people before that I

639
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: was like they were almost like too hot or too cool,

640
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,479
Speaker 1: and it was like you don't want them to see

641
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: you sweat, and those relationships can't last because I need

642
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: to know that I'm better than you at all time

643
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: if I break down. No, but but but but I

644
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,479
Speaker 1: was joking. I'm joking, but you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

645
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: you can't ever fully be comfortable with somebody. You shouldn't

646
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 1: be with that person, and you definitely shouldn't be marrying them.

647
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: No, you have to marry somebody that is if you

648
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: can't be your fullest self, like the parts of you

649
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: that you are, like that even you are uncomfortable with.

650
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 2: I've had fights with my husband where I was I

651
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 2: said stuff that I didn't even realize about myself until

652
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 2: I said it out loud, and then I was like, oh, whoa,

653
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: that was so true that that's like how I feel

654
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 2: that I didn't I didn't even know I've felt like

655
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 2: that until I said it, you know, so he's like

656
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: somebody that I once I was there in Uh, I

657
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: was intu loom. I was looking at him and sharing

658
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 2: all this stuff, and he just looked at me and

659
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, okay. Then I was like, oh, I'm

660
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: not I'm not scared anymore, Like it wasn't you got

661
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 2: to marry somebody that you can be your fullest self with,

662
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: even if it's somebody, And I didn't think he was

663
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: not the kind of guy I thought I was gonna marry.

664
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not gonna you know, when I

665
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 2: first started dating him, I remember calling Sidney and being like,

666
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: I think something. I think I'm unwell, yeah.

667
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: I said. I was like, oh, you're on the verge

668
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: of a relapse. I said, what is going on? I

669
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: think I didn't think you were going to be with

670
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: one a white man and a comic. I you were

671
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: going to go back well dating people in the community.

672
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: Your ex was a comic. It was a black dude,

673
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: but he was a comedian, so I wasn't surprised about

674
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: the comic part. Yeah, what is the type of person

675
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: you thought you were going to marry? Describe him for

676
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: us and then we'll compare control.

677
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 2: So I thought I was going to find somebody with

678
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: like a four oh one, k o.

679
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: Him poor? All right?

680
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: Cool?

681
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: No, he's not.

682
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 2: He's not poor, Like he's got good credit, he's got

683
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 2: like his ship together. But but he's a comic. So

684
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: I assumed that none of that was coming with him,

685
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like I just assumed that

686
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: all of that was in shambles. And I was like,

687
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: he probably lives in a storage unit, you know. I

688
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: just I was gonna find some find something out about

689
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: him that I was gonna be like, oh please God no.

690
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 2: But the more I got to know him, the war

691
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, he's he's like a normal person

692
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: who does comedy. He has like hobbies, like he'll go

693
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: skiing for the weekend or he'll like.

694
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: Go he must at sounds like money.

695
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm like, okay, he's like he's doing pretty well.

696
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: And uh he's worked in advertise and he has a portfolio.

697
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, this is like all.

698
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 4: This feels stable.

699
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't know any of that about Andy.

700
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: Now how old is he is? He forty five? That

701
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: feels like he's thirty eight. Okay, we rounded it up

702
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: to the that's fifty in white man years.

703
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean you should see his neck skin.

704
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 2: It's oh, it's at least forty five.

705
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: Rose, But this is a family podcast. Don't talk about

706
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 1: his next key that is that is that the shaft

707
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 1: of his dick said, Hey, hey, Andy, hope you listening.

708
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: You know we're sitting on this.

709
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: Just call him earthworm gym.

710
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: Wait, no, Rose, but I wanted to. I want to

711
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: get back to you saying that you were marry somebody

712
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 1: that you're most comfortable with. But I think there's a

713
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: point where you can get too comfortable, like too comfortable

714
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: and too content, and you you're showing your ass too much,

715
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: you know, like when you feel like you're okay and

716
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: you're not growing. I don't think that's that's good either. Yeah.

717
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: I think the point is I don't think that you

718
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: can get too comfortable. I think that you can assume

719
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 2: that you know everything there is to know about that person,

720
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 2: and then you just forget about it. You just forget

721
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: about trying to ask them how they're doing or what

722
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: they think, and then you're just like, I already know

723
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 2: about them, so I'm gonna stop asking them for their

724
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: opinion or what they think or how they're.

725
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Feeling yecause when get stale.

726
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: That's when they get stale, because you go, what is

727
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 2: there to discover about this person? But it's like, I mean,

728
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 2: I've known myself my whole life and I still don't

729
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: know everything there is to know about me. So why

730
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: would I assume after two years with one with this

731
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: person that I've already figured it all out with them?

732
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: You know? I mean, but some people are very predictable,

733
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: like you know what they gonna do. You know, they move,

734
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: they they don't live on the edge very like.

735
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: Well, those those are the people that refuse to keep growing,

736
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 2: you know, and those people there really is like a

737
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 2: limit to where to how long you can last with

738
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: those people because if they're gonna refuse to grow, what

739
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: are you gonna like stop growing for them? No one?

740
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: And that's but that's the difference I think Sydney is

741
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: like that's why some people you sometimes you outgrow the

742
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: person that you're with because you keep trying to do things.

743
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: But also you should want to be with somebody who's

744
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: ambitious and like has goals and has things that they're

745
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: working toward. But you pick up on that stuff. In

746
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: the beginning, you might you might dismiss those red flags.

747
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: But like if I'm looking at you and every and

748
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: I know every day Monday, you do this from this

749
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: time to this time Tuesday. Is this Like if I

750
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: look at you and I know your schedule and I

751
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: know where you're gonna be and when you're gonna be there,

752
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: then like there's something some people find comfort in that.

753
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: But there's something very dry and and and like for me,

754
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: and it makes and it's sham wows is sham well's

755
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: the pussy look? She's dry? Yeah, Like yeah, if I

756
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: know every moment, like I know what you're doing, and

757
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: when I call you pick up every time, I'm like yuck,

758
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Like what do you you fucking yeah? You have no self,

759
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: got nothing to do, like do your text. It's like

760
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, call me from jail. Yeah, I don't

761
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 1: be like, oh, since I woke up and see Jouana today,

762
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: can you moment, can you western union me some money? No? No, no.

763
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: See that's where we get into the whole dating losers,

764
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 2: because it's interesting this is.

765
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 4: We can't we can't be going there.

766
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: That's not we just got a story, Rosebud, I'm not

767
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 2: saying it's not worth it in your twenties, all right,

768
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 2: but once you've reached thirty, you gotta it's this is

769
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: and cute anymore. All right. We got to get away

770
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 2: from the guys that, uh who need our help to

771
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: pay their rent.

772
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Hey, hey, hey, I just I'm gonna

773
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: say this. In a year, I just become that person

774
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: that doesn't need somebody to help me with the rent.

775
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: So you know, don't don't don't judge.

776
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you're on the other side now, so you

777
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: get to you get to pretend that you're above that.

778
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: You get it's above you now.

779
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to say, okay, yeah, get get those

780
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: people out of our lives.

781
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, and no, like yes, I agree, but

782
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: also I I've you wouldn't know just looking at me

783
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: that I was one of those people. So that's fair.

784
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 4: That's fair.

785
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know how it is. Look at Marie Judging.

786
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: Why do you say, look at Marie, look at Andrew Judge.

787
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 4: Andrew's in a full post.

788
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: He is, He's like, you just started to paying rent

789
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: this year.

790
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: Andrew is reclining.

791
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: What what's what are you? How are you feeling?

792
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: Oh well when you were talking about people being predictable, Sydney.

793
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 3: I mean I was definitely brought up. You know, you're

794
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 3: a little predictable sometimes on the podcast with pulling.

795
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: Out the phone. Andrew, you bought it back, honey, just

796
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: because you got everything in your schedule and it's you're

797
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: doing the same thing every day. Don't be triggered by

798
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: that comment. Why why you got come for me? I

799
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: didn't for you, sir.

800
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just talking.

801
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: I am not predictable, Honey. You never know, did you just? Wow?

802
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: He just called me a nigger. You getting a bit

803
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: too comfortable here, Andrew, I'm.

804
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 7: Sorry, and you face is red if you take a

805
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 7: white person and you say something like okay, if I

806
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 7: you say something totally whatever, and then Sidney calls it

807
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 7: the N word, and any white person will just bury

808
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 7: themselves like alive.

809
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 2: If that's all she has to do, We'll just be.

810
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: Like, kill me give us his two weeks two weeks ago,

811
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Shirley fucking Day. He was like, I don't want to

812
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: be this is too predictable for me.

813
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: I think this whole episode has been about like relationships

814
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 2: if you think about it, because we started off with

815
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: Sydney coming on the podcast, and we talked about Sidney

816
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: being on her phone and that's and you gotta be engaged.

817
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: You gotta be involved, you know, to keep it interesting.

818
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: You gotta keep it.

819
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: You gotta be you gotta ask questions, you gotta look alive.

820
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: You know. Funly, nobody wants wants to marry me on

821
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: this podcast, so I could be whoever the funk I

822
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: want to be true, But the person who wants to

823
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 1: marry you could be listening to this episode right now. Hey, babe,

824
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: So you think that you you showed yourself as like

825
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: a bride to be in this episode. Apps fucking lot.

826
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: If you want to marry me, you listen to this episode.

827
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 1: You are obsessed. I'm on the money.

828
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 3: You're definitely the most booked. I mean, you have a

829
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 3: lot of things going on.

830
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: It's great. Wow, she got at least she got at

831
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: least two.

832
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

833
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just I'm just trying to get food for

834
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: my family, for my two cats, for Marie. I do this.

835
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: I do this for Marie. You do not. You do

836
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: not do this for me, But I do this for you.

837
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: You do this for Sydney, Jelly Jam, and you do

838
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: it for the way, you're my emergency contact. If Marie

839
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: wanted to, like, if she wanted to do what is

840
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: it a partnership. That's not where you say you're married,

841
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: but it's like that's what they do.

842
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: To the gate domestic, the domestic partnership.

843
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, partnership. I would do that with Marie.

844
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: That's how I knew I had to leave my axes.

845
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: He wanted he we were talking about domestic partnerships and

846
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 2: I was like, this is over.

847
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: He bought it up or you bought it up?

848
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 2: Well, it was it was something where we were I

849
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 2: don't remember who brought it up, but I remember the

850
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: conversation had gone in that direction where it was like, oh,

851
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: well instead of getting married, we'll do a domestic partnership.

852
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, no, we're not.

853
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: He never wanted to get married at all.

854
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 2: Uh. He would talk about wanting to get married and

855
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: then nothing would happen. So that's like another that's like

856
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 2: a way that men keep women on the hook.

857
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

858
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't call it even that. It was like

859
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 2: I don't think he never meant it, but I think

860
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: he if he really dug deep down inside and got

861
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: honest with himself and me. He would have been like,

862
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't want to do this, Like,

863
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 2: but I don't think he I think he cared about me,

864
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 2: so he couldn't really say that, like he was.

865
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 4: Like, no, I want to stay in this for as

866
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 4: long as he did.

867
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: How long were y'all together?

868
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 2: Five years?

869
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney Elizabeth Washington stunts right there. Yeah, but I

870
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: think that some men. I think for some men, they

871
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: say that because they think that they want it, but

872
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: also they're very comfortable where they already are. It's like,

873
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: well why they get married. I live with you. We

874
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: got these six dogs together, like you take my toenails.

875
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes I popped the piple on your back the other

876
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: day we together like and getting married is not for everybody,

877
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: but that's how you end up with these couples that

878
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: like your grandparents and they're like, my grandparents finally got

879
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: married and it's like y'all been together for seventy two

880
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 1: years and it's like yeah, and it's like right too,

881
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: it was an arranged marriage. No, no, I'm saying women do.

882
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: Women didn't have rights. They don't want rights.

883
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 3: Sydney is coming with a history today.

884
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: The everybody that's white is blonde because.

885
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 4: Hitler designed blonde.

886
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 3: Like.

887
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: Sydney has been on Reddit a couple of days. She

888
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: has learned some theories.

889
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: Where is the lie people? I need people to write

890
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: in and be like Sydney actually that has a pointed.

891
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: Sydney is gonna come on next week and be like

892
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 2: Shonda Rhymes is in charge of the flatter And well.

893
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: That's what Einstein was talking about. What he said, Actually, Sydney,

894
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: this this is the city that I that I know

895
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: and love, you know, the one that spits fact that

896
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: is like this, this might be right, it sounds true.

897
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: I love this. Sydney facts, Sydney facts, they're fun, they're fun. Yeah,

898
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: the podcast is that was time for Sydney's facts and yeah,

899
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: just a new segment that we're gonna bring to the

900
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: podcast and Sydney give us like a fact that is like.

901
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: You know what, I think that that doubles as merch.

902
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: That could double as merch for sure. For sure that.

903
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 3: Reviewer would wear that every single day.

904
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the hoodie, you get a hoodie where

905
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 2: you lift the hood up and there's a Sydney fact underneath.

906
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a picture, what a pictures.

907
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, shark Tan, I'm just here for

908
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 2: you guys to make money. You know, I'm trying to

909
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,479
Speaker 2: support Jelly and Jam.

910
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: Wait, Marie, did you want to do the segment in

911
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: between or you want to wait till the end?

912
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

913
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: I mean, Sidney, that's a beautiful transition that you just

914
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: offer me the opportunity to throw in there. So we

915
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: are coming up. We've come up with some segments for

916
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: the podcast that we are going to start doing. Let's

917
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: say next week, last first week of Black History Month,

918
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: We're going to start these new segments. The first part.

919
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: I think Sydney's facts should be one. I really do

920
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: like that. How random and like fake they all are.

921
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: They're real about Hitler. I know that's all right. All

922
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: white people are not blonde because of Hitler. But I

923
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: like what you hit is that Yeah, you know, but

924
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 1: they want to be blonde. They want to be blonde

925
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: because of that, that mentality.

926
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 2: I don't feel like people want to be blonde anymore.

927
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: I feel well, I think it's because people can't get

928
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: to the hair dresser no more. Because right now, during

929
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: the pandemic.

930
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll tell you, I honestly, my therapist, my therapist,

931
00:50:54,360 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 2: my hairdresser. I went slash therapist. I went to her

932
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, I just interrupted your segment thing, your

933
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: segment announcement.

934
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 4: Should I bring I can come back the story?

935
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: You say, yeah, okay. Well, so I.

936
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 2: Took time off from seeing her when all this started,

937
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: and then I went back to her right before my wedding.

938
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 4: She had been gone for four months. I come back.

939
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 4: This bitch is in.

940
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: QAnon like she was. She was like a normal person. No,

941
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 2: she was like a normal person before It's beautiful. Lived

942
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn, moved to Jersey right before covid uh, spent

943
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 2: four months in her house. Comes out of her house

944
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: and she's in QAnon like she was. She was spouting

945
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: insane shit to me about you know, the election was

946
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 2: going to be rigged and all this, like all this

947
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 2: shit while I was in her chair, and you know,

948
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 2: Sydney was like, you got to get a new hairdresser,

949
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, no, no, this bitch knows

950
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 2: how to cut my bangs. And so I'm in QAnon

951
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: while I'm in her chair.

952
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 4: That's what that is.

953
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: I just I just sit there and agree with her

954
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: while I'm in her chair.

955
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: She did a great jobs bangs. Yeah, it is very

956
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: It was very storm the Capitol bangs. First of all, they.

957
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: Don't even have bangs, all right, they have not cut

958
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 2: their bangs. They do theirs with a knife. Mine aren't

959
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: even let's not drag my bangs. My bangs are probably

960
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: the most put together part of me. Wow, Okay, that's

961
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 2: We're just gonna just so these people know because they

962
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: can't see.

963
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 4: Me, and now they think.

964
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 2: Now they think I look like Amanda from Knoxville, Tennessee.

965
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: I think so. I feel it.

966
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 2: She was wet, you know, for no reason, Like her

967
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 2: whole face was wet. Uh, you know who I'm talking about?

968
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 3: Right, she was holding the onion right in the towel.

969
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 3: Was she like when she was crying?

970
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: Are you talking about no, the one who got mace?

971
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 3: Yes, she said I got maze And she was like

972
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 3: telling that she got mazed. But then if you zoom

973
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 3: in on the towel she hold she was holding an

974
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 3: onion to make it like herself cry.

975
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: Yes what yes method actress method. Yes, Oh, I didn't

976
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: even see the onion at all.

977
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: Right, you're talking about like, yeah, you look at the videos.

978
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: I feel like this bitch was probably just eating an onion,

979
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 2: Like that's how gross.

980
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: She was like like an apple, yes, like an apple? Yeah.

981
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 2: I feel like she just eats onions anyway. Yeah, no,

982
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 2: my hairdressers lost her goddamn mind. She's fully crazy and

983
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 2: she's like Juliani makes good points. Is like what she was?

984
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: Oh you girl, so did you tip her? Like talk

985
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: to us about what? Yeah?

986
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 2: No, Actually she charged me less, and I think it's

987
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: because she could tell that I was freaked out, and

988
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: she was like, you know, it's twenty dollars instead of

989
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 2: like sixty.

990
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, well.

991
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: I was like, twenty dollars you go to super cuts?

992
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on?

993
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 2: No? Normally, I mean I'm spending a lot of money

994
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: at that place. And she was like taking whatever from me.

995
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 2: So I don't know if it's like she's got to

996
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 2: lower her prices so she can speak her mind now

997
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 2: or what Rosebud.

998
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're going to a sliding scale hairstylist

999
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: and you was dragging therapists before. That's say I'll do

1000
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: what based on income? That's what you get your hair?

1001
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: Good babe.

1002
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but she's not doing a terrible job.

1003
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: Okay, girl, scale therapist. Yeah, some of them are doing

1004
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: good work for thirty thirty to sixty dollars.

1005
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: I mean maybe not if you judge the people, but anyway,

1006
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

1007
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so thank you, thank you for telling us

1008
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: about your q Andon hairstylists while you know we were

1009
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: gonna do a segment that was sorry. I really appreciate that.

1010
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, You're right came in, you came in right

1011
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: on time.

1012
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 2: I thought, I you know what, I fucking I thought

1013
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna get out of this episode without a

1014
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 2: bad review. And I feel like, I just I feel

1015
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 2: like next week there's gonna I'm gonna check your reviews

1016
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: every day this week. I'm gonna be obsessed with that.

1017
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: Ooh, bach I love this for us and realistically, Rosebud,

1018
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: we did talk about newlywed things, but is there something

1019
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: that you want to leave the listeners with before we

1020
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: go about how to survive being a newlywed or being

1021
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: one during a pandem you know?

1022
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So I think here's the thing.

1023
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 2: If you are a newlywed in a pandemic, it's gonna

1024
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 2: feel like the newlywed period is about a month, whereas

1025
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 2: normally it lasts about six months that gets shortened to

1026
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: about a month when you are a newlywed so in

1027
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 2: a pandemic, because you're spending a lot of time in

1028
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 2: the same space, you don't get to get away from them.

1029
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 2: You gotta, like, you gotta deal with all the annoyances

1030
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 2: that come along with being an pandemic together and all

1031
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 2: of the you know, the uncertainty that goes along with

1032
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: that life. Not to mention, my husband and I are

1033
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 2: both comedians, so there's whatever pandemic uncertainty there is that

1034
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 2: gets doubled because our jobs are illegal now. We cannot

1035
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 2: go on the road. We can't you know, everything has

1036
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 2: been shut down. So what the way I think to

1037
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: deal with that. No matter who you are, what your

1038
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,879
Speaker 2: job is, is you gotta talk to each other. And

1039
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 2: it's hard because when you are in the same space

1040
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 2: all the time, it feels like, what is it? What

1041
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 2: is there that I could possibly have to say to

1042
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: this person? And the truth is it doesn't always have

1043
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 2: to be some deep talk. It doesn't have to be like,

1044
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 2: let's talk through our problems, let's talk about how we're feeling.

1045
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 2: But talk to them the way that you would your

1046
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 2: friends that you're on the phone with. Just talk about

1047
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: casual stuff that you go through during the day. Don't

1048
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 2: spend all of your time together in the same room,

1049
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 2: in your phone or as if you're alone in the house,

1050
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 2: because it starts to feel really lonely for your partner.

1051
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 2: And I kind of learned that the hard way because

1052
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: I was constantly on my phone and my husband would

1053
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: be like, Hey, I'm talking to you and you're just

1054
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: on your phone and you're not listening to what I'm saying.

1055
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 2: So now when I when.

1056
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 5: I see Simmy, come on, Sydney, Okay, it all comes

1057
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 5: back to me.

1058
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1059
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 3: Really, while you were talking, Sidney, what were you typing?

1060
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 3: And we could hear you typing onto your.

1061
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: Comput cities typing. She's texting on her laptop because people

1062
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: keep calling me. They keep calling me, and I'm like,

1063
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm on the pod. I'm on the pot, nigger Washington.

1064
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: That is exactly what who you are and how you

1065
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: treat us as we the people who are calling you.

1066
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: You can just tell you were doing the podcast and

1067
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: you couldn't talk when they called you. AnyWho, Rosebud, Yeah,

1068
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: you gotta listen. You put your phone down. You I'd

1069
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: be less like Sydney and more like Andrew.

1070
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and uh, Andrew is also my husband's name,

1071
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: so that was a double meaning.

1072
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: Wait, you didn't even talk about sex, yo, what are you?

1073
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: What are you getting it in?

1074
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 4: Here's the thing?

1075
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 2: So, like she said, once a week, So I've noticed

1076
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 2: that when we don't talk, no, I am. When we

1077
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 2: don't talk, though, our sex drops to like once a week.

1078
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: Like if we're not talking to each other, if we're

1079
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 2: not like connecting with each other, it happens like once

1080
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 2: a week. And that's how we know something's fucked up.

1081
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 2: Like if we are not fucking, one of us will

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00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 2: be like, uh, something's wrong, Like we we haven't been

1083
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 2: talking enough, we haven't been hanging out enough, we haven't

1084
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: gone on a date, we haven't gone on a walk together.

1085
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 2: You know, we haven't spent any time together. And you

1086
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: can tell because we're not fucking. So that's I think,

1087
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 2: like you hear that, You.

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00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 5: Hear that, fellas, you gotta spend time with with with

1089
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 5: who you're with, you gotta like you gotta pay attention

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00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 5: to them for them to want to fuck you.

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: But you're in a pandemic if y'all are shacked up together,

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00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: it's like you see them every fucking day. What you talking?

1093
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's that's what I'm saying.

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00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: Being in a pandemic your partner feels like the perfect

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00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: way to just have sex all day long.

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00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 2: You would think that, But after a while, if you're

1097
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: not like talking to them or or anything, you just

1098
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 2: start to think of them as like I've already fucked you.

1099
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 2: And it's like, I know that sounds really brutal, but

1100
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: it's true. You just start to think of them as

1101
00:59:56,120 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 2: like I already know everything about you. So that's why

1102
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 2: it's so connected. Like communication and sex are so connected,

1103
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 2: Like especially women and men. Men have sex the way

1104
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 2: that women like they need to have sex the way

1105
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 2: that women need to communicate, so and women need to

1106
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 2: communicate as much as they need to have sex. So

1107
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 2: it's like you have to meet that in the middle.

1108
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 2: You know, you have to do that.

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01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: Are y'all listening to these gyms? The conversation is the

1110
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: four play. You can't have sex with me if you

1111
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm doing today? Yeah, go to the supermarket.

1112
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: How am I did I stick to my mom today?

1113
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: You want to know these things? Yeah, you can have

1114
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: sex with me and it'll be wop wop wop. And

1115
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: that's why I will say as lesbian, I'm having the

1116
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: best sex of my life because all we fucking do

1117
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: is talk. We're talking while we have sex. You know

1118
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: they're talking right now. Yeah, yeah, my pussy is ripping

1119
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: right now. Well that's why germ.

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01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 2: So that's where she got that cup of water before.

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01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: Jam said always sound wet over here. Let me sit

1122
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: right on the laptop.

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01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 2: Jam just brought a bucket and a mop.

1124
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: Okay, it's macaroni in a pot. Go ahead, no, no

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01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: you oh, I was gonna wrap it up something you okay.

1126
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 4: I love that you put your hat on to wrap

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01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 4: it up.

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01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't like the way the top of my

1129
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: head was looking. This is my shut it down hat.

1130
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: Fun fact, this is a I got this hat in

1131
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: Paris at a thrift shop. It's German and somebody told

1132
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: me that this is a like a Nazi officer hat.

1133
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: So what this hat is why Rosebud is a blonde.

1134
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 2: Now and practically it actually perfectly would cover my roots.

1135
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why they made those hats.

1136
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm gonna need you to go on and

1137
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: uber eats that hat to Rosebud. Please. It's very necessary

1138
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: door dash. I'm gonna put it in the bag that

1139
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: you sent me with the receipt that you sent me

1140
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: as well. But thank you so much for sharing your

1141
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: newlywed life with us people who are listening where they

1142
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: can catch you. Friend.

1143
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a podcast that I started on the

1144
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 2: first day of Quarantine with my husband called Bind Your Beach. Yeah,

1145
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 2: and we were engaged by the third episode, so it

1146
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: has basically covered our entire marriage throughout the pandemic.

1147
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 4: It's very silly. It's just like it's just two.

1148
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 2: Comedians having fun in a house by themselves.

1149
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: Did he propose on the podcast?

1150
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 2: No, Oh my god, disgusting.

1151
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: But I will say Rosebud and Andy are disgusting together

1152
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: because they're very they're very punchy up. They punch up

1153
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 1: as if they're in a writer's room. So it's not

1154
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: just like it's not like regular people just joking. It's like, no,

1155
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: but then they're doing this, and then they're doing another tag,

1156
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: and then another tag. It's three tags on each joke.

1157
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: It's very it's very structured. We we're there together.

1158
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see. You can basically watch the clips

1159
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 2: from it on my Instagram at rosebud Baker. There's clips

1160
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: from our podcast all over there, so you can enjoy that.

1161
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 2: And if you love a couple that roasts each other,

1162
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 2: that we are right up your alley.

1163
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 1: A couple that roast together stays together, okay, And that's

1164
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: why that's why me and Marie are still going strong.

1165
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: I mean trying to break up with me today, but

1166
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: just like a man, you ain't going nowhere you try

1167
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: to bring up with me when you try to bring

1168
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: up with me, when you started that Michael's podcast without me,

1169
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: what I'll say about this podcast and now she's acting

1170
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: like it came out of nowhere. I said about it,

1171
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 1: I said litter about this. I saw the cover art

1172
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,959
Speaker 1: on her page and I was like, well, we changed

1173
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 1: the name of the podcast, thought was the Xbox You motherfuckerlow.

1174
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: The way you're just showing your ass today, I don't

1175
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: believe it, Honestly, Sidney, I feel like me dragging your

1176
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: new podcast is going to make people want to listen

1177
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: to it just to see what you're doing over there

1178
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: without me, you know that? Being said, I am on

1179
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: the first episode, which is which is it's already out.

1180
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: It's already out, Okay, So before we go. We we

1181
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: wanted to introduce two new segments to the podcast. One

1182
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: you know, Sydney and I we talk about we tell

1183
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: each other's business, Well, you know, we we try, so

1184
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: we want we actually tell each other's business on the Patreon.

1185
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: So that's where y'all should really be going bop. But

1186
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: you know, take your time. You know this, this, this

1187
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: last episode might be too hot for some of y'all

1188
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: to handle. Yeah, it's I'm actually embarrassed by the teas

1189
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: O yikes. Anyway, so we want you guys to start

1190
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 1: sharing your tea with us. And it doesn't necessarily be

1191
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: just your business, but we want you to tell us

1192
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: something good. Send us the gossip of the community. Why

1193
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: is the cashier mad at the mechanic across the street? Like?

1194
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: What did your stepmother do when she drank too many

1195
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: save blancs slash white claws?

1196
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 5: Like?

1197
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 1: Are you fucking your best friends? Man? Tell us that?

1198
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: Send Okay, you forgot your panties where? Tell us? We

1199
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: want to know why you got fired from you know,

1200
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: the ups job that you had. So are you claiming

1201
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: unemployment but you are fully employed? Let it? Well, maybe

1202
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: don't tell it, but yeah, no, tell us.

1203
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 3: That us anonymous.

1204
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it should be anonymous. We don't know how

1205
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: to read the names that y'all.

1206
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 2: Have, So tell them how how you pulled that off,

1207
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 2: because that's like a scam that some people I want

1208
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 2: to get.

1209
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: In on right, and tell us how you managed to

1210
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,919
Speaker 1: graduate from college on tom would appoint six GPA. What

1211
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: did you do? They was fucking they was professors, That's

1212
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: what they were doing. But that's what we want to know.

1213
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: So that's the first new segment. Tell me something good.

1214
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: Is this tea hot? We send it to us and

1215
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 1: then will decide, you know, oh this tea is good.

1216
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: So the mess here it is or the juice here

1217
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: it is, the more we'll enjoy it. And in Sydney

1218
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: the second segment. The second segment. Second segment is basically

1219
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: you know up top we usually say like what our

1220
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: expertise is for the week, So we want you guys

1221
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: to pitch to us different expertises. It doesn't have to

1222
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: be real. It just has to be something good enough

1223
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 1: that you feel comfortable pitching for sixty seconds. Yes, and

1224
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: we need it on a voice memo, Yeah, recorded on

1225
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: your phone. Send us a sixty second pitch of what

1226
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: you think that you are an expert in and then

1227
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: prove it to us, tell us why and how, and

1228
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: then Andrew will decide.

1229
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 3: If so, you can send I guess both of this

1230
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 3: information to unofficial expertise at gmail dot com. That's an

1231
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 3: official expert with I s at gmail dot com. I

1232
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 3: will figure out how to do like the actual like

1233
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 3: you can call on but for right now, if you

1234
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 3: can figure out how to send a voice memo over Gmail,

1235
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 3: that would be great.

1236
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean if you have an iPhone, it's real easy.

1237
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: You just go to your extras, you click voice memos,

1238
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: you record for sixty seconds, you send it to the

1239
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: not the but unofficial expertise dot com. Oh, I'm so

1240
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: excited about all the tea that we gonna get next week.

1241
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: This feels fun. And you know, also, if you want

1242
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: to cheat on the pod just a little bit, I

1243
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 1: do have a new one called oh hobby Hunter. And

1244
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: if you're if you feel like I'm not paying attention

1245
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: enough here, then come on on down to a hobby

1246
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: Hunter where I'm fully a my guess unbelievable.

1247
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 2: I love that she just did not that was beautiful.

1248
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 1: This was not discussed in the morning meeting. This has

1249
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: been an incredible episode, And thank you guys for sending

1250
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: that bad review, because now I'm gonna be on my

1251
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 1: ass and I'm gonna work harder to prove to y'all

1252
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: and Marie and Andrew that I do want to be here.

1253
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for that review, because it did

1254
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 1: make Sidney. She was googling Wikipedia facts about history to

1255
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 1: share with us.

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01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your angle.

1257
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:41,480
Speaker 1: In history, Rosebud. Thank you for being just an excellent

1258
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: Alabaster guest. You you're not going to be reviewed negatively.

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01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: That was great. Sha your hairdress it though, but you

1260
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:49,839
Speaker 1: were fantastic.

1261
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's she deserves it. That's fine, you guys,

1262
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 2: thank you so much. I love doing this podcast. I

1263
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 2: love both of you.

1264
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 4: This was great.

1265
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, Go go have a cammversation with your husband.

1266
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone, talk to your husband. Talk to my husband.

1267
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,679
Speaker 2: Actually for me, talk to your husband.

1268
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: And while you're at it, gone over to iTunes in

1269
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 1: comment review, do all those good things, tell a friend

1270
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: that the podcast is amazing, repost us. Do all things

1271
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: that you do for Ariana Grande. I need y'all to

1272
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 1: do that for us. More people need to listen to

1273
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 1: the POI.

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Speaker 6: This has been a Forever Dog production. The Unofficial Expert

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01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,879
Speaker 6: is executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe ccilio, and Alex Ramsey.

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01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 6: Senior producer Tracy Soren, Produced by Andrew McGuire. Cover art

1277
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 6: by Sandy Hoenig. To listen to this podcast ad free,

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01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,840
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01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:58,040
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01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,760
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