Speaker 1: What is going on with it?
Speaker 2: They take my spoons, they take my cups, and then
Speaker 2: I got nothing.
Speaker 1: So you run one five k in sixty five minutes
Speaker 1: and now you're out of bread.
Speaker 2: Minutes thirty five five five. Don't make fun of me.
Speaker 1: I'm not you know what? Getting out there is the
Speaker 1: partest part run Where is the This doesn't know Mike
Speaker 1: Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Welcome to serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
Speaker 2: about cereal. We'll eat it. You try it, you try it?
Speaker 1: Who uses this money?
Speaker 2: You try it?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know. You don't set it wrong. You don't
Speaker 2: try the We'll try it and let you know if
Speaker 2: you like it.
Speaker 1: I hate I hate it.
Speaker 2: Hey, that thinking, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Excuse what?
Speaker 2: No, you can't fix it. You can't. It doesn't fix
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: But I need to just go down a little bit.
Speaker 2: Like this cool. So that thing came out like showing you,
Speaker 2: like what top things you listened to for the year
Speaker 2: and everything. Yeah, and a lot of people like had
Speaker 2: us right up top.
Speaker 1: I know. I appreciate that. Thank you all so much
Speaker 1: for listening. You really do appreciate you. You didn't oh
Speaker 1: I did it. No, I didn't. Nope, because you know
Speaker 1: everybody who I was tagged in and said thank you
Speaker 1: in the DMS.
Speaker 2: Mine was number two, well number two most listened to
Speaker 2: a thing the whole year on iHeart Yeah. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, how about we eat some cereal? Andrew, thank
Speaker 2: you all for listening.
Speaker 1: We really do appreciate you, to the point that Scott
Speaker 1: was trying to make before he had to make it
Speaker 1: about me for some reason. Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you and we love you.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. You want to guess what the first
Speaker 2: cereal is going to be? No, you have any idea.
Speaker 1: Probably something with chocolate, no snow.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to give you a hint. You ready
Speaker 2: listen carefully, Peaches, no one more time. I would have
Speaker 2: gotten that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you would because you also loaded it.
Speaker 2: How about now on the friends? Yes, the friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't play that much of it otherwise we'll get
Speaker 2: in trouble.
Speaker 1: I could not tell you the name of the friends.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: I was not a big friends guy.
Speaker 1: The Rachel.
Speaker 2: There was the Rachel Ross and the Phoebe.
Speaker 1: Phoebe Right, Rachel Ross Phoebe.
Speaker 2: The other guy Matt Perry. Guy Kevin. No, it is
Speaker 2: not Kevin. We're going to get such crap for this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Daniel.
Speaker 2: No, Craig and the other one also Chris. No.
Speaker 1: The girls are Rachel.
Speaker 2: Stop just I think we should quit while we're kind
Speaker 2: of The.
Speaker 1: Girls are Rachel and Phoebe and then Jennifer Anison.
Speaker 2: Was that was Rachel? Probably not. Thank you to our
Speaker 2: good friends at General Mills for sending this to us.
Speaker 1: I really we got. I got it.
Speaker 2: Been very good to us lately, sending us all kinds
Speaker 2: of boxes of stuff. Oh here, it's right here, can
Speaker 2: you help Ross? Rachel and Chandler.
Speaker 1: Chandler was another one.
Speaker 2: Get to the couch up the stairs. There was no Craig.
Speaker 2: Joey Joey Joey joe Yeah, joe dope. But there were
Speaker 2: three girls. I can't do this is my brain.
Speaker 1: Just try go to google it, Okay, can we just
Speaker 1: go over it really quick? How many were there? Seven?
Speaker 1: Or six?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? This is cereal conjelas de mais. That's corn okay,
Speaker 2: etrig integral and dual zodo, I mean Cereal the sweet
Speaker 2: and corn Whole week flakes. I don't know central perk
Speaker 2: is on the little mug there. This is the one
Speaker 2: with the vanilla bean latte. It's flavored with other natural
Speaker 2: flavors as well, and it is enlarged to show detail.
Speaker 2: So this is hitting store shelves now. You can find
Speaker 2: it from General Mills. It's friend Cyril and I don't
Speaker 2: really understand it to be quite who are the friends,
Speaker 2: because that's like they should have come out with this
Speaker 2: Cereal Tonic.
Speaker 1: That was the last thing.
Speaker 2: They should have come out with the Cereal twenty five
Speaker 2: years ago, and maybe there was some licensing thing. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like if now it probably is as big
Speaker 1: as it was then because everyone watches it on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's not as big as it was then.
Speaker 1: Do your kids all watch it still? No, your kids
Speaker 1: haven't seen it?
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 1: I think you'd be surprised. Well if there are some
Speaker 1: people that I know that watch it, and I'm always shocked.
Speaker 2: You know who would love this? Greg poot McGhee from
Speaker 2: the Jonas Brothers because it's coffee. Yes, it's coffee, Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Because of the central perk, that's where they would go to.
Speaker 2: That's why it's latte.
Speaker 1: The coffee the coffee.
Speaker 2: And what was the guy's name, the guy that he
Speaker 2: was the I think he just died not that long ago,
Speaker 2: in Central Perk, the waiter guy. It's a weird name,
Speaker 2: like swog Wogan and something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 1: at all, because I didn't watch The Friends.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you what? Do you know what it would
Speaker 2: have made more sense actually to come out with back
Speaker 2: in the day, Cereal. It would be Seinfeld Cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to know why? You don't even know? You
Speaker 2: didn't watch Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I did watch the last episode of Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: Well, Seinfeld always had. There was always a huge shelf
Speaker 2: of cereal it apart. That's why I love watching the
Speaker 2: old episodes, to see the old Cereals that are up
Speaker 2: to of the time of the nineties. Cool, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, Triples they don't make that anymore.
Speaker 1: They don't. I wish they did.
Speaker 2: I love Triples. You can't tell you how much I
Speaker 2: hate you. All Right, We'll go back to the Farmland
Speaker 2: Fresh Dairies fridge and grab the big gallon of Farmland
Speaker 2: Fresh Daies whole milk. I've had it since Monday because
Speaker 2: last Monday, because we were supposed to record like no
Speaker 2: can't today, No up can't today, No up can't today.
Speaker 2: So I've been using it for my coffee.
Speaker 1: Clickbait, clickbait. You're trying to press try and do a
Speaker 1: trigger point. You're not gonna get me today. Nice try,
Speaker 1: Nice try, Scott. I love using Farmland Fresh Dairy's Whole Milk.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get me to snap on this episode
Speaker 1: every morning. Try.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just trying to talk about our sponsor,
Speaker 2: and there you go talking over it because you know
Speaker 2: nothing about it. You know nothing about it, you know.
Speaker 2: So here we go Farmland Fresh Dairy's Whole Milk in
Speaker 2: our friend Cereal from our friends at General Mills.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this one. It's gonna be delicious. Friends,
Speaker 1: I did that was good. I think this is gonna
Speaker 1: taste like Dunkin Donut Cereal. I don't think it's gonna
Speaker 1: take anything the Latte Cereal that they had. No, No,
Speaker 1: why would you? Latte Cereals says even closely the same.
Speaker 2: See, I smell the coffee and I already don't like it. Well,
Speaker 2: let's see, it's funny. It smells like coffee. But I
Speaker 2: don't really taste like it. If you're a coffee lover,
Speaker 2: you like this. I don't like this because it's if
Speaker 2: it was vanilla'd be great. I don't care for the
Speaker 2: latte part of it.
Speaker 1: Does it do something fun after, like make coffee milk?
Speaker 2: Why'd you try it? I don't like iced coffee, So
Speaker 2: this is a problem for me because the coffee, it's
Speaker 2: just I don't like. I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't change the milk.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it two balls and a spoon. And
Speaker 2: that's not by any fault of General Mills. It is
Speaker 2: by fault of me not really caring for coffee flavored things.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three bowls and a spoon. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I actually do enjoy it.
Speaker 2: For the sake of the show, I will try the
Speaker 2: flavored milk.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your sacrifice.
Speaker 2: I gather that that's what iced coffee type, with a
Speaker 2: lot of milk or cream, and it would taste like
Speaker 2: I don't and I don't like don't like cold coffee.
Speaker 1: That's like, do you ever get those Instagram accounts where
Speaker 1: it's just like the person makes dunk in orders? No, well,
Speaker 1: this person makes dunk and I'm convinced that they're fake
Speaker 1: because it'll be like nineteen sugars, eighteen pumps of French
Speaker 1: vanilla like and coffee, and it's like, who could drink that?
Speaker 1: So people can sugars fills up this much?
Speaker 2: People literally just can make channels doing anything and make money.
Speaker 1: So true, that's why are we doing. God, it's like
Speaker 1: making a podcast where all the guys do is just
Speaker 1: eat cereal.
Speaker 2: Serious, what a whirl. But we're not making tens of
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know they are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you brush your hair today? I didn't just
Speaker 2: woke up and rolled in.
Speaker 1: I need to. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited.
Speaker 2: So in the next episode you'll have a nice haircut.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: At a different sweatshirt? Yeah cool? All right, Sorry, we.
Speaker 1: All can't go to Target and get ourselves new zip ups.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it from Target. Where'd you get it from?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure where's it from? Oh, forever twenty one.
Speaker 2: I think they were having a big sale. I could
Speaker 2: still shop there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stuff for sure, get youthful.
Speaker 2: Move that out of here. Andy, Thank you Matt for
Speaker 2: our love ban tea as well. Yes, our love Bird cereal,
Speaker 2: grain free cassava, coconut, honey, coconut sugar, cinnamon, coconut oil,
Speaker 2: Himalayan salt. This is cinnamon O's andy cinmon O's.
Speaker 1: Do you know? I was ordering from Whole Foods the
Speaker 1: other day? Why because it's the supermarket that's close to
Speaker 1: me and I can pick up and I can walk
Speaker 1: there and just go get what I need. And I
Speaker 1: was trying to order cereal like.
Speaker 2: No, you weren't. Yes, I was, well, come on, now,
Speaker 2: you don't eat cereal.
Speaker 1: I do. I ordered myself some honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 2: Because Old Foods they don't have that.
Speaker 1: They do, they have honeynut chereos. And I was originally
Speaker 1: looking at their Whole Foods brand to see if they
Speaker 1: have like cinnamon toast crunch. We have not had their
Speaker 1: version of it good because I was looking.
Speaker 2: What is it life? Three sixty what's it called? It's
Speaker 2: like three sixty five.
Speaker 1: Every early farm or I don't know, it's brat cereal,
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The three sixty five song three sixty Well, she has
Speaker 1: a song called three sixty five too, is it really?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: There's three sixty and the album ends.
Speaker 2: With three sixty five. That's song, right, But.
Speaker 1: At the end of the album she has a song
Speaker 1: called three sixty five.
Speaker 2: Oh, we probably don't have that here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely don't have bad.
Speaker 2: Is it bad?
Speaker 1: No, it's okay, you're not getting the joke.
Speaker 2: No, well, it's three sixty five days in the year
Speaker 2: except on leap here.
Speaker 1: Right, let me just double check something.
Speaker 2: What you can eat it? It's fine. So it's our
Speaker 2: love Bird cereal cinnamon O's with Farmland Fresh Dairies whole milk.
Speaker 1: The illustration on the back of this is like.
Speaker 2: I know this is this is the cereal that you
Speaker 2: find at the end of the aisle with the organic
Speaker 2: garbage that it tastes like garbage.
Speaker 1: Good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I was gonna say something bad, but I
Speaker 2: should know now. I mean it smells like cinnamon and
Speaker 2: it looks like cheerios. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what oh what is that? What is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Holy, oh god, oh god? What is it? Hmm?
Speaker 2: What is that taste? Oh my goodness, is that the
Speaker 2: coconut something or it tastes Oh my god, I was horrendous.
Speaker 1: It tastes like it just becomes like batter, like weadder batter,
Speaker 1: batter or batter. It's like even looking at my clump
Speaker 1: that I spit out back into my cup, it looks like.
Speaker 2: Baby food I got all over my pants.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting. It's also do you know what I
Speaker 1: found out the other day?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: So sorry, my brain is like in seven different places
Speaker 1: right now. But do you know organic doesn't mean basically anything.
Speaker 1: I had no clue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just what they keep.
Speaker 1: Look at all this organic organic organic, It's just so
Speaker 1: they can charge you more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you get that out of here?
Speaker 1: Guys, if you see this and you're wondering what we
Speaker 1: puked from.
Speaker 2: Say it because they need to know they're not watching, say.
Speaker 1: Love bird, Yeah, oh cinnamon, O's we.
Speaker 2: Gonna gather our never again thoughts and back right after
Speaker 2: this comes from. Now the sh is completely and we're back.
Speaker 2: I got up, get to get rid of this spoon
Speaker 2: when heed fresh spoons and everything? Oh what did you
Speaker 2: give that? I gave it nothing? Yeah, I threw it
Speaker 2: back up. I have two full vomit faces for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my goodness, I think that might be in
Speaker 1: contention for worst cereal of the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, we better hurry up because you
Speaker 2: gotta ge.
Speaker 1: Those spoonies in. Let me text Newman while I remember Spoonies.
Speaker 1: The thing is, when I can get all this stuff
Speaker 1: for you, it'll be like, Okay, Scott, let's go. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Ashley has a dance recital. Oh no, Cooper
Speaker 1: has her first her first place she's doing She's the
Speaker 1: Rock and SpongeBob, which I can't do any of this.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, we're pretty much banging out the
Speaker 2: rest of the year right now. So I mean, when
Speaker 2: are we gonna have time to do the Spoonies. We
Speaker 2: didn't prepare for that.
Speaker 1: It's literally me texting Scott to get the stats and
Speaker 1: then I put it together.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have right.
Speaker 1: I go through the video and I put all of
Speaker 1: it together.
Speaker 2: You have it ready for today, because I mean I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't love it ready for today because we also
Speaker 1: still have two weeks before we go on our full show.
Speaker 2: Break. Oh, you have no idea what's going on here? Anyway? Uh?
Speaker 2: Here comes another one, Matt, thank you. This is Love
Speaker 2: Grown more cinnamon cereal. Could be good, could be bad.
Speaker 2: We've had some really good Love Grown, We've had some
Speaker 2: really Horrifically I don't like the way that camera looks, dude.
Speaker 2: The look the color is very dull, like if this
Speaker 2: was an old school TV. I turn up the hue
Speaker 2: the what.
Speaker 1: Oh I just wrote okay to new Man in my frustration,
Speaker 1: I texted okay instead of saying okay.
Speaker 2: So these are lion Hearts cinnamon cereal from Love Grown.
Speaker 2: I really wish we had something just to kind of
Speaker 2: cleanse our palate because I still have whatever that taste
Speaker 2: is in my in my gullet. Can you pay attention?
Speaker 1: I am okay?
Speaker 2: Who gave us the cereal?
Speaker 1: Matt?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just checking.
Speaker 1: You thought you did something there.
Speaker 2: So these are Love Grown. Also at the end of
Speaker 2: the aisle or at the very beginning of the aisle,
Speaker 2: depending on where your store keeps the crap cereal?
Speaker 1: You know, Myugh, that.
Speaker 2: Was just not good man. There you go, there's your
Speaker 2: lion Hearts.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 2: Smell it?
Speaker 1: That's just a clump is popcorny cinnamon?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think this is gonna be a
Speaker 2: big disappointment. Hey, come on man, well, I mean you know,
Speaker 2: all right, there you go, Farmland fresh Air's Whole Milk
Speaker 2: and the big old gallon jug. We still have to
Speaker 2: go visit them. Man.
Speaker 1: I again, you're not you're not triggering me on this
Speaker 1: one all the time. Tell me when to go. It's
Speaker 1: just you have very strict rules. Now, I gotta go
Speaker 1: by eleven. I gotta go, I gotta run. I have life, man,
Speaker 1: and I I'm I can't have one versus different.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have different life.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe you should accommodate some of your schedule to
Speaker 1: work with people.
Speaker 2: So it's okay, it's okay. If my dog just dies,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 1: It's okay. You don't have your parents live near, but
Speaker 1: they could.
Speaker 2: They don't take they don't take out dogs.
Speaker 1: Get the to go.
Speaker 2: And I don't have I don't have this kind of money.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So these look like actually like these look like triangles.
Speaker 2: They're supposed to be hearts, lion hearts, let's say, from
Speaker 2: Love Grown. I mean, it's okay, got a nice light
Speaker 2: cinnamon flavor. I'm expecting that weird, weird aftertaste, but I'm
Speaker 2: not getting it.
Speaker 1: I think they overpowered it with beans. Oh y with cinnamon.
Speaker 2: No, but I taste the beans. Yeah, I look, and
Speaker 2: there they are. It's starting to turn to beanie beans,
Speaker 2: bring on the plant based protein and fire. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: I will say it didn't go. That's not bad. I
Speaker 1: don't hate it.
Speaker 2: I don't love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a I would give this three bowls.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it to and a spoon.
Speaker 1: Would I actively want to have this again?
Speaker 2: No? No, But if you're pretending to be healthy, yes this?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, well, Andrew, it's been a blast, it really has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a blast.
Speaker 2: Let's wrap this one up with a bow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The holidays are on the way.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Please follow us on Instagram at Serial Killers PC. Please
Speaker 2: check out our good friends, the Big Milk Company at
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairies. They're all their holiday stuff is out
Speaker 2: now go check out the eggnog and the cream so good.
Speaker 1: A right, Yeah, they're Farmland Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 2: Don't forget their chocolate milk. You're around. I said that
Speaker 2: you weren't listening because you were on your phone. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Wow, you got me.
Speaker 2: Until we see you next week with an all new
Speaker 2: Serial Killers, Andrews say, crunch please garage.
Speaker 1: So what's in the next episode that we're not doing
Speaker 1: that we're doing right now? We're recording all the way
Speaker 1: through twenty five