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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last

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Speaker 1: Comic Standing Mark Normand and Arden Myron June twelfth through

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Speaker 1: the fourteenth. Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com

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Speaker 1: or call four two five two eight nine seven thousand

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Speaker 1: twenty five. Hi is Greg there? Yes, this is Greg.

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Speaker 1: Hey Greg, how are you? This is Kolby Sazarak. I

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Speaker 1: work for Destinations. Finally, thank you. Thank you for calling

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Speaker 1: me back. I know you're upset, sir, and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: We received your complaint emails and that's why I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you today. Yeah. Well I went to this dumtime shifting

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Speaker 1: over a year ago. I know what you can understand why.

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Speaker 1: I'm well upset. I am. You were promised a trip

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Speaker 1: a year ago and you haven't received it. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: we feel very bad about this. Somebody dropped the ball.

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Speaker 1: They've been let go, and I'm prepared to offer you

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Speaker 1: your trip today. Thank you. Finally, no problem. I do

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Speaker 1: want to let you know whichever day you choose to

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Speaker 1: go to Huai, I make sure you get to the

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Speaker 1: airport a little early because you're gonna have to go

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Speaker 1: through about a four hour presentation at a nearby hotel

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Speaker 1: before we can get you the tickets. Okay, that's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a show. Are you kidding me right now? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not, sir, I don't know. I already went to

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Speaker 1: a presentation. I don't know who forgot to tell you that.

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Speaker 1: But I sat to that bull for about five hours. Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't even a record of that anywhere over there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we do have a record of it. But there's many

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Speaker 1: more services we'd like to tell you about. No, no, no

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Speaker 1: no, no no, that's all it was. Okay, It's just I

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Speaker 1: went to the presentation and I will go to Hawaii

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Speaker 1: and there's no bull. Okay, there's no extra presentation or anything.

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Speaker 1: Was that over there? Okay? We don't offer any bull.

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Speaker 1: That's why I want you to sit through one of

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Speaker 1: the presentations before you go on to trip. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm done sitting through presentations. I was promised this trip

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Speaker 1: and I'm taking the damn trip. Okay. So if I'm

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Speaker 1: going to give you a trip to Hawaii, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's the end of it. So if I'm hearing you correctly,

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Speaker 1: no presentations before you go to Hawaii. Yes, that's correct,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, perfect done. I can do that for you.

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted now, how do I get my trip.

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Speaker 1: I'll get you all that information. I do want to

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Speaker 1: let you know the once you get to Hawaii, before

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Speaker 1: you check into the hotel, you are going to have

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Speaker 1: to go through a presentation in order to get the

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Speaker 1: room key. This is a joke, that's what This is incredible?

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Speaker 1: How can you do this to people? I'm not shooting

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Speaker 1: through any presentation at all. It's just a little formality.

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Speaker 1: It'll take you three hours, You'll get your room key,

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Speaker 1: and then you can have fun in Hawaii. Just told

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Speaker 1: it didn't everyone any presentations. Okay, fine, how about I

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Speaker 1: get you out of any of those formal presentations. I

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Speaker 1: think this is the fifth time I've answered the question. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is what I want. I can do that for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why we didn't just

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Speaker 1: get to this part earlier. Huh go all that back

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Speaker 1: and forth for nothing? Yeah, I wish you would have

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Speaker 1: just told me sooner that you didn't want to go

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Speaker 1: to any presentation. I how about this, sir. I get

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Speaker 1: you to Hawaii, get you in the hotel room, let

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Speaker 1: you have fun. I'm just gonna go with you on

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Speaker 1: the trip and hang out with you and tell you

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Speaker 1: all about it? How does that say? That's it? Doesn't

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Speaker 1: that sound way better? Just the two of us kicking

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Speaker 1: around Hawaii. I can tell you about all our services

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Speaker 1: while we're having my ties on the beach irritating me

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Speaker 1: for the past twenty minutes. I'm not bringing you. I'm

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun. We could have a great time

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Speaker 1: together in Hawaii, you and I. Holy, I need to

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Speaker 1: speak to a manager. This is ridiculous. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to speak to my manager? Yes? Repeat myself? All right, sir,

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Speaker 1: Let me put you on hold and I'll get him. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know while you're on hold,

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be about a three minute presentation. Free to listen.

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Speaker 1: Keep talking about presentation. This is a voice of my time. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You are you are really against presentations, aren't you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Would you sit through a prank phone call or would

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Speaker 1: you sit through a prank phone call for like about

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Speaker 1: four minutes? What does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two five doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh, your girlfriend Natalie set you up? Natalie, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she told us all about your time Share, Nightmare, Nightmare,

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Speaker 1: and this Madn't Work. Wake up every morning with jubal

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, N two point

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