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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Presents Minute Morning Show. I think we should have

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Speaker 1: a special guest host host today leaving no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Hi, guys, what's her name again? That's

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Speaker 1: terrible joke. You're a man, you guys. You guys could

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Speaker 1: say we word things on this podcast, and I can,

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Speaker 1: of my own moody say fuck. You can't say fuck,

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Speaker 1: yes you can. You can't just say fun on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: You're not host to say, well, don't say Elvis. Remember

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Speaker 1: when you had that rule. We were allowed one swear

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Speaker 1: word for podcast that lasted like a week. Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: Fun is one swear word. It just because I said

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Speaker 1: it five times. So if you swear during this podcast,

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Speaker 1: you're only allowed to say fun. Right, thank you? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: by the way, it's me Marie. He's got snacks. This

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Speaker 1: is the bottom part of my muffin. So every morning, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I go to Mustafa the coffee guy downstairs. It's amazing,

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Speaker 1: and he gives me my iced coffee, which I pay for,

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Speaker 1: and then a muffin which I don't and so I

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Speaker 1: ate the top of my muffin at seven thirty and

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Speaker 1: now I'm eating the bottom of my muffin at ten?

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Speaker 1: How did you have that kind of self frustrain? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, because I eat breakfast. Could you eat the

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Speaker 1: bottom and leave the top, because the top is really

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Speaker 1: the better know, the top is the better part. The

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Speaker 1: bottom is just like if I'm hungry. Could you eat

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Speaker 1: the bottom reverse? Yeah? That bottom looks pretty moist because

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Speaker 1: it's new. You like the moist bottom? Yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: love moist bottom. Get into that on Monday? So you

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Speaker 1: want to you want to get into a moist bottom

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Speaker 1: on Monday. But this is shut up? So what's saying? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: Carlo day? Is this your Were we doing the podcast

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Speaker 1: when you were here? No? You guys started after no

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Speaker 1: because Anthony and I did a podcast, got a show,

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Speaker 1: and then everyone started podcasting. But I've been on I

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Speaker 1: do not last Thanksgiving. I think I was on this one.

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Speaker 1: If you still listen to this podcast, sometimes I haven't

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Speaker 1: in a while. She listens to the show every morning

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Speaker 1: because she texts me she's getting ready for her show.

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Speaker 1: How many ideas do you steal from our show? We

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Speaker 1: don't because we hate like there's so many listeners that

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Speaker 1: after you guys are done, we'll switch over. So if

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Speaker 1: we do anything said that today, we didn't know Elvis

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Speaker 1: did that today, so we're because well, it's funny, we've

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Speaker 1: been going through this for twenty years because we have

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Speaker 1: the same prep services is probably a hundred other radio shows.

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Speaker 1: So we'll do some topic about a woman having some

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Speaker 1: scent that can attract a big foot from a mile

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Speaker 1: and a half away. And you guys still from Kane

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Speaker 1: show exactly, so you don't do like Anthony's topic train

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Speaker 1: No and okay, so still nothing between you guys. Oh

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Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on, can we at least

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Speaker 1: get the exclusive. I'll give you the exclusive if it

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Speaker 1: ever happens, all right, I better be paid for all

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Speaker 1: the time. Come on, now you're working out, He works

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Speaker 1: out good because she works out? More common now, but

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Speaker 1: they have another thing in common. At any point, at

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Speaker 1: what point in your real in your friendship, did you

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Speaker 1: have a crush on him? Hold on, time out. You

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Speaker 1: know I've worked out before moving to Seattle, but now

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Speaker 1: feel like that's something really special in common. I don't

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Speaker 1: work out. My wife doesn't work out. We're perfect in

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Speaker 1: most people's dating profile when they're trying to attract someone.

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Speaker 1: They right, I work out trying to get somebody answered

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Speaker 1: Brethony's questions. I think when I first started working here,

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Speaker 1: Anthony had really long hair, yeah, and I was like

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Speaker 1: And then he would like take me out to lunch

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Speaker 1: being ridiculous. She just adopted to kittens though. By the way, Oh,

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Speaker 1: Anthony's babysitting Delta send you all over the country because

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Speaker 1: I have people friends, I have friends actually guys. Okay,

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Speaker 1: guys heard of Nirvana? A test market for everything. We

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