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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. Oh, the

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Speaker 1: subject my landlord is getting more than the rent? I said,

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Speaker 1: my landlord is getting more than the rent? All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, now right, I don't know what you see,

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Speaker 1: but it sounds promising. Yeah, all right, right now though,

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Speaker 1: it's time for the King of Pranks with today's prying

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got ned your son Pete and

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Speaker 1: the pool? See that? And the pool? What I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go to the bear water right here? Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Anastasia. This is she. How are you doing? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I'm Glee and the lifeguard over here at the pool

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Speaker 1: here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir? Do you have

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Speaker 1: you have a son named Yes? Sir? Is everything all right? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we

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Speaker 1: got a situation here with what we're not We're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be allowed to uh to let him swim here

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Speaker 1: at the pool and the complex anymore. What we got

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Speaker 1: him from me? Your son? I mean, he swims there

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Speaker 1: pretty much every every every other day. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: always here seeing him swim. But it seems like is

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Speaker 1: you know, we've been trying to figure out who it is.

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Speaker 1: You'll your fun keep peeing in the pool. Pool Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it with you. Your son.

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Speaker 1: We finally narrowed it down. Your son is the one

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Speaker 1: that's pining in the pool every day, and you know

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Speaker 1: it's really a bad thing. Uh, we can't continue to

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Speaker 1: keep letting them come over here. We gotta ban him

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Speaker 1: from the pool. My son, we ain't nash it like this.

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Speaker 1: Did you check that he's gonna say it's my song?

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Speaker 1: And then the pool? Well, your son is the one

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Speaker 1: to be making faces and stuff, and I know that's

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Speaker 1: what he's doing here and there, pin your son is

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Speaker 1: the one that's pen and making faces. He'd be making faces,

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Speaker 1: so I know he in their peace. I got to

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Speaker 1: do what we can be making faces pool. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: something you're gonna say in the pool because he's making

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Speaker 1: safe I'm not gonna go back lasting like that. I

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Speaker 1: teach my kids better than that. He ain't been a

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Speaker 1: pool later. I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he

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Speaker 1: can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from

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Speaker 1: the pool until we rectify this problem. Not saying when

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the pool and we all pool,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be there, And that's a mind made of fact.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm kids to the pool. No, we're gonna rost, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna city in and go back and forth

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Speaker 1: with you all. I'm trying to tell you it was

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Speaker 1: just right here. Your son has been peeing in the pool.

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Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bed. If he's not the one,

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Speaker 1: then we will allow him to come back later. But

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Speaker 1: right now, with singling people out and your sons, you know,

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Speaker 1: it just seems like he's the one that's doing it.

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Speaker 1: What's you say? The name was? My name is Glean.

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Speaker 1: I'm Glean in the life guard. That's who I am. Now,

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Speaker 1: what's your real name? Pen? What? Because I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be calling you, ain't got no been this calling

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Speaker 1: my I'm talking about myself. You know how you everything

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Speaker 1: to get I'm not at liberty to give my last name.

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Speaker 1: The bottom line is we can't come in the bottle.

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Speaker 1: What but you let me to come, but you can't

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Speaker 1: give me your all the name. Okay, listen, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: All I'm supposed to do is call you, gonna let

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Speaker 1: you know that we're banned in your son from getting

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Speaker 1: in the pool. What you're talking about, you can't bann

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Speaker 1: my father, dreading life board, get a real job, summer job,

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Speaker 1: you got job it calling my found you said you

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Speaker 1: know what, you ain't got it and you can't stop.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's come next through and we're gonna be damn though

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Speaker 1: tomorrow again. And if you get you give your job

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Speaker 1: to clean it. Man. Let me say this to you.

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Speaker 1: If your son comes to the pool tomorrow and get

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Speaker 1: in the pool, I'm snatching your son out of the pool.

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Speaker 1: I'm less you r I wish you word because you

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Speaker 1: don't need a life trying out the pool. I wish

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Speaker 1: you would. What kind of problem open? At ten o'clock,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be the ninety you got me up, come about.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna snatch my son out of pool? You know mine?

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Speaker 1: Everybody be pool? Yeah? Mine? Like the problem is what

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Speaker 1: ever has been singled out all the other kids appointing

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Speaker 1: up and saying he's the one that's doing it, Your

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Speaker 1: son is the one that's being your he's clear and

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Speaker 1: whatever whatever for right now, all I'm asking is is

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Speaker 1: keep your son away from the pool for the next

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Speaker 1: two weeks. If we fell out that it's not him,

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Speaker 1: will allow him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He

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Speaker 1: ain't staying pool for two weeks, and if you do,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna come back and do for most pool. I'm

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Speaker 1: just tapping the whole two weeks and go back to that.

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Speaker 1: Come about my cool. You can tell you about his face.

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Speaker 1: You said what you said, he f life you then

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Speaker 1: the pool. You know I love you must not know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking to. I will be there and as

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Speaker 1: a model me and I don't fight my kids and

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Speaker 1: the dot the pool too. Don't bring a little kid

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Speaker 1: and go with that getting them in the pool. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids over

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Speaker 1: there and bring them in the pool. No, none of

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Speaker 1: your children. I don't give it. And what you say,

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Speaker 1: you don't run life. God, get rid of lady. Listen

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Speaker 1: to lady. I'm not gonna go continue to go back

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Speaker 1: and forth. I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 1: say to you what I'm done. I'm gay. One more

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Speaker 1: thing that I'm done. You ain't got to say to me.

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Speaker 1: I do what I want to say that I do

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Speaker 1: need to say to you what you're about to say

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Speaker 1: to me. I need to say this. This is left

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Speaker 1: you tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got Frank from your home board. You hello, kid,

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Speaker 1: look look it up. You know coming doctor man. You

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Speaker 1: want to get this? Yeah, play too much? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know yet to play to black no place for nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm walking towards them now. I thought you was coming

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Speaker 1: to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office today.

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Speaker 1: They still it was opening the poecock. I'll to tell me.

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Speaker 1: I know, come fo my fu in the pool. I

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Speaker 1: was for to com now take care of them kids, baby.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I got to ask you.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? The

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Speaker 1: Steve alright, alright, come on here, somebody got to do

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Speaker 1: with Shirley. Come on, come up to eight and twenty night.

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Speaker 1: That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday the Nephew will be in Nashville,

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Speaker 1: Tennessee as Zaney's And yes they almost what sold out.

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Speaker 1: Ain't tell him month handy by God, Yes, sir, the

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Speaker 1: Nephew come to town Nashville, Tennessee one on Thursday to

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Speaker 1: Friday too, Saturday and we will think about Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: let y'all after it. Appreciate y'all getting ready for the

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Speaker 1: nephew to come to town. Thank you so much. You're happy, Tommy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: i'd be stupid here. I get to go be stupid somewhere.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong? I got a great don't You can't be

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Speaker 1: nothing else though, I don't see what ye like. You

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Speaker 1: go somewhere and get small. Yeah, yeah, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you got a game or hey, let me ask you something.

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Speaker 1: We through with the game. Are you smarter than time? No? No,

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Speaker 1: we just gave it. The rest of you. Guys you

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Speaker 1: know can regroup, not you so much, but so Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you know, can regroup and stuff and can refresh. He

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Speaker 1: can reset it right, go back to his glory days

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Speaker 1: when you were on vacation. He was crushing them, crushing

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Speaker 1: the man when you're here. Yeah yeah right, yeah, see

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Speaker 1: they were just on on in that pain. I pay

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Speaker 1: us quick. Yeah that's really yeah. Tommy was quick fast,

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Speaker 1: That fast was not going what have you seen him quick?

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Speaker 1: Off face the game during the game when you were gone, Steve, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about racing. Yeah, but anyway, so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the game back. Since you asked, are

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Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy. We'll bring it back in

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Speaker 1: a couple of days. Yeah, changed the name of it. No,

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Speaker 1: we like the name. I just want my name, all right,

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Speaker 1: if you temmy thank you. Coming up next to the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, the subject my landlord is getting more than

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Speaker 1: the rent. Right after this, you're listening to Steve on

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Speaker 1: the Friday Morning SHOWM