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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. Yes, here's Nikki. Hey everyone, Nicki Glazer, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Glazer Podcast. Um oh, I was just gonna

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Speaker 1: do an impressive of my mom and then I looked

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Speaker 1: down and my mom was calling me. I should have

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Speaker 1: picked up, but it hung up on her. I think

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Speaker 1: it was a buck dial. She rarely calls me. Um,

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Speaker 1: Nick wait. I wonder what she would say, Nick, what

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Speaker 1: are they? What? Uh? Where did you get? That's what's

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Speaker 1: the name of that site again that you use? Um?

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Speaker 1: Push on it, push push Matt, push Matt. Uh posh

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Speaker 1: mark Mom. She's so disappointed me in those in those

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Speaker 1: boots that she opened up. I just saw the disappointment

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Speaker 1: on our face of goes what you paid twenty bucks?

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Speaker 1: Oh forty two? All right? Sorry coming not a big dale,

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Speaker 1: just kidding. Thank you for all the replies yesterday about

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Speaker 1: my mom. I got a lot of d m s

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Speaker 1: being like wow, she we've never really heard her. Um,

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Speaker 1: and you sound exactly like her when you do an impression.

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Speaker 1: I thought she killed it. And you know, afterwards, I

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Speaker 1: was running around frantically trying to get to my next thing,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't have time to go like I did

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Speaker 1: say like great, job. That was awesome. You know, all

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Speaker 1: the things you say after a performance is done. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I'm while I'm like uploading video and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: just mom, that was seriously so good, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: And you know I could just tell she was just like,

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Speaker 1: what's that good? And I'm just it's so interesting. People

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Speaker 1: that don't work regularly in you know, podcasting or broadcast

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, I forget they need validation. And why

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Speaker 1: do I forget that? I mean I needed so much too.

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Speaker 1: I think the problem with my mom is, and I

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Speaker 1: later was telling my dad, is that when you give it,

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Speaker 1: she negates, it goes You're no, it was I was terrible. No, Mom,

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Speaker 1: I got a d M about how um beautiful you

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Speaker 1: were this weekend. I sent her the screenshot of like

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Speaker 1: someone who met her and was like, God, your mom's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: They will they'll say anything. Okay. Well they also said

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Speaker 1: that they enjoyed my show. Well it was it's just

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Speaker 1: like okay, So eventually you just stopped giving people compliments

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Speaker 1: if they can't take them. Um. And it always brings

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Speaker 1: me back to that inside Amy Schoomer sketch of that

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Speaker 1: I did. I think was first season for her show

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Speaker 1: where a bunch of girls are meeting up to give

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Speaker 1: each other compliments, or like meeting up to spreading to

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Speaker 1: each other in the park, giving each other compliments, and

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Speaker 1: none of us can take compliments or none of the

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Speaker 1: girls are like they're all just like no, my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm like disgusting. Oh my god, Like I uh, what

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Speaker 1: do they say? They're like, um, oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: have like your tips are amazing. They're like kay parodies

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, Katy Pergis, it's for the Holocaust.

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Speaker 1: It was just like stuff like that, like you're right,

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Speaker 1: I'm disgusting. One girl is pregnant and just oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're pregnant. She's like, are you kidding me? I'm like

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Speaker 1: a hundred years old. When I burth this thing, it's

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Speaker 1: just gonna be like a bunch of cobwebs, like just

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Speaker 1: every girl negating the compliments. And then I stroll up

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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god, I love your jacket

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Speaker 1: and I'm like thanks, and all the girls are just

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Speaker 1: like what, like they can't understand a girl that would

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Speaker 1: take a compliment. And then our everyone's head to explodes.

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Speaker 1: One girl walks into traffic, Another girl just takes a

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Speaker 1: just because they can't handle. It's really funny. I just

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Speaker 1: ruined it for you. But um, yeah, yesterday I was

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Speaker 1: doing something and um, every girl that worked at this

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Speaker 1: I go, what is this? What what you're hiring models?

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Speaker 1: I go, this isn't you know, Hooters? But I mean

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Speaker 1: I couldn't think of an example of a place that

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Speaker 1: like a nice class? Literally, my references are so terrible.

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Speaker 1: I need to like expose myself to more things. I

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Speaker 1: need to read more. What's like a place that hires

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Speaker 1: I ended up going this this is like them because

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Speaker 1: what's like a club? Like if you were if I

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Speaker 1: all the women that work there are hot, like you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess the first thing. I didn't realize it was

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Speaker 1: is European Wax Center. Oh my god, that's really that's

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Speaker 1: a great reference. All the women they were so beautiful. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like all the receptionists are just studying. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you were right about that. It's so funny because my

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Speaker 1: friend used to go there to get his back laser

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Speaker 1: because he was like, the receptionists are so hot. It's

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Speaker 1: so funny you would say that. See, this is the

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Speaker 1: joy of having people in your life that comedians, because

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Speaker 1: when you think of this, and then they say something

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Speaker 1: and you're like, that's more genius and on point than

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Speaker 1: Um So I'm gonna use that next as my example

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Speaker 1: when you jumped me. No, European Wax Center is so

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Speaker 1: funny because everyone either knows about that place and it

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Speaker 1: you've been there and it's actually verified. But yesterday no,

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Speaker 1: uh um, there was a girl there at this place,

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Speaker 1: younger girl, and she had pink hot pink like eyelinder

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Speaker 1: which putting pink next to your I, let's be honest,

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Speaker 1: kind of a risk, because there is an affliction called

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Speaker 1: a pink guy. So if you're not, if you're dealing

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Speaker 1: it's you're treading into territory. So today I did a

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Speaker 1: this uploads. You know, we have a YouTube channel. Now

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Speaker 1: you can see all of my Tailor Swift shirts that

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Speaker 1: I've been wearing. Now I think this is probably day eleven.

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Speaker 1: saving some faves for later, but this one is just

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Speaker 1: you know, this one is very understated. People might say

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Speaker 1: is from the reputation towards a tank top. It's a

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Speaker 1: you think about, um, pink under the eye eyeliner? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I used to have a pink eyeshadow that I really

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Speaker 1: so like the pink tone popped out my green color more. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So I loved it. And blonde classically looks great with pink.

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Speaker 1: That is kind of why I love pink so much.

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Speaker 1: It's whenever I wear that color, people go, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: They would give you a palette. I think they still

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Speaker 1: and then it's like a brown blue for me was

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Speaker 1: Browns do suit me more than you know other colors.

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Speaker 1: But um, yeah, I love learning little makeup tricks that

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Speaker 1: your day yesterday? I can I my day was great.

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Speaker 1: Body body? Um? Not that great. I took a UM.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just kind of like been off. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: um so he uh so any massage feels like a knife.

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Speaker 1: But um, I'm sorry. Okay, So be body is not great.

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Speaker 1: Spirit spirits, good school, spirit school spirits, good Buzzy is

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Speaker 1: getting uh, I keep forgetting what it is for boys.

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Speaker 1: But he's getting snipped tomorrow, and I'm a little bit Yes, Spade,

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Speaker 1: having natural like cat impulses to fuck no no, no,

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Speaker 1: It's pretty much just like tooth cleaning and they have

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Speaker 1: Let up, Andrew, welcome back. Yeah, you've been pooping a lot.

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Speaker 1: to do more than just give a blow job, you know,

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00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 1: like I wanted to receive some stuff, which I can,

425
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: but I wanted it to involve his penis. Yeah, so um,

426
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 1: like down there, I wanted it to involve his penis,

427
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: like he could do toys me. But like I just

428
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: and I enjoy I enjoy that act. It's not like

429
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm like it's the only thing I can do. It's

430
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: like I like it. So um. I wasn't in the

431
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: mood to like prepare because it takes so long. And

432
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to anyone who doesn't want to hear any

433
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: of this, but I do believe that um education about

434
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: how to. I just never I was someone who was

435
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: having this kind of sex. I want to call it

436
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: something else. I hate the word. Yeah maybe um asshole sex?

437
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: Is that better? Or butt? Hole, fill my butt hole

438
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: or oh my god, my duty hole, something like that.

439
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: Um rector RAMMINGA so I was railroad crossing. Let's call

440
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: it railroading. No, that sounds worse. Are are r R?

441
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: A little R and r um for rector ramming? But

442
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: we all know what I'm talking about. What I say

443
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: are and ye're kind of it, But it sounds like

444
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: rest and real exitation, Okay. So I enjoy a little

445
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: r R and a lot of it actually, And I

446
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: think that even though I've been doing it a really

447
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: long time and it used to be more of like

448
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: a delicacy and more of a special occasion thing when

449
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship, now it's become a staple

450
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: of my UM life and I I really want to

451
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: put out there that um, it should be that way

452
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: for other people as well. And like I wish I

453
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: would have done the research and done and really try.

454
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: I was too scared to try because I was so

455
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: scared of the stigma of being someone who like buys

456
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 1: the tools to make it efficient because then it's like

457
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: your this, that's your thing, and you have to like

458
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 1: where you put all those things, and then it's like

459
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: if you're investing in that then what's wrong with you?

460
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: But it has led to like such a great experience

461
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: that A I don't worry about getting pregnant. I don't

462
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 1: have to be on any birth control because of it.

463
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: I never worry about um any residual stuff happening. I'm

464
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: for I'm as free as if it were in my vagina. UM.

465
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: I feel very clean. I feel like I it's made

466
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 1: me balance my diet better. UM, it feels amazing. It's

467
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: connective and um enjoyable and very intimate, and it feels

468
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: so good. But I wouldn't you know, I do a

469
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: bit about it now, which is not even a bit,

470
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: but I go, you know, I wish everyone would be

471
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: more open to anal I really just do and no

472
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: pun intended whatever, Like I just I understand because I

473
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: hear so many girls going I've tried it. No, no, no, no, no,

474
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: I've tried it. I hear you, and I'm sure it

475
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 1: did hurt. But unless did when you tried it? Did

476
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: you use all the lube in the land, like literally

477
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: all of it, like a whole bottle of it? Did

478
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: you use so much? What if the argument is is

479
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: if you need to use that much lube maybe naturally

480
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: it's not supposed to happen. I get that, But are

481
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: you naturally supposed to be swinging a golf club with

482
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: a glove and like weird spikes on your shoes? None

483
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: of that's natural, but it's still enjoyable. Okay, good argument,

484
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 1: and also it feels so good. I'm not yeah, that's

485
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: true unless it is black or brown. Um U. I

486
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: just picture your white glove and I'm like, that's gonna

487
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: be a whole thing. Um what about the communication part

488
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: of it? There's a lot of other things. I say,

489
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 1: do you use all the lube in the land. If

490
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: you can't say yes to all of these, then you

491
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: have not tried to handle, in my opinion, and you

492
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: should give it another shot. Have you come once or

493
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: twice vaginally or clatorally, um so that you are relaxed

494
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: enough to for your body to receive further penetration, or

495
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: have you been on the brink of climax? Like are

496
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: you extremely relaxed with at least twenty to thirty minutes

497
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: of four play that is just dedicated to your vagian

498
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: and your pleasure and not his? Okay, if you can't

499
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: answer yes, so that you haven't tried it? Number three?

500
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: Have have you taken tiny? Have you first of all

501
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: clean cleaned yourself out in a way that has made

502
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: you feel less knowing that nothing's going to happen, or

503
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: if something does happen, it's truly not your fault because

504
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: you did everything you could. Do you have a partner

505
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: that do you have? Four? You have? Do you have

506
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: a brown towel down? How now brown towel? Do you have?

507
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: Or blacked out? Do you do? You have a partner

508
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: who if something does happen, you could probably look them

509
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: in the face again and they are understanding and compassionate. Numbers?

510
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: That was number five? Five? No, brown towe was four?

511
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: How now brown tower? That five is partner? Number six

512
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: is do you? Um? I want to list? I want

513
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: the people on the YouTube channel to make a list.

514
00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: Next to me? Do you um? Do? Oh? Do? Did

515
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: you get warmed up with fingers? Maybe a tongue? A

516
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: smaller thing? Sorry, I'm just a smaller thing than what

517
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: is about to enter you? And uh? Numbers seven? Do

518
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: you do you like it? Do you want to do

519
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: you want to experience? Do you want do you want

520
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: to do you want to experience? More pleasure? In your

521
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: life and are you are you interested in actually doing

522
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: this or are you doing it for you? Are you

523
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: doing it for them? Now? If the answer is you're

524
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: doing it for them, sorry we're getting the numbers confused.

525
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: But let me just say sub note on are you

526
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: doing it for them? If you're doing it for them

527
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: and it's turning you on to do it for them,

528
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: you're good to go. But if you're doing it for

529
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: them because you just want them to like you more,

530
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: obviously not good to go. I think then you can

531
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: say you've tried it. If you don't like it, after

532
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: that you can say you've tried it, and then we

533
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: can we can talk seven in R and R heaven,

534
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: that's what they call it. That's the list. Okay, question.

535
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: You are a very hard worker. You When you get

536
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: your mind onto something, you're extremely motivated. Now, if you're

537
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: a lazy couple, I feel like out there the idea

538
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: of thirty minutes of four play as well as like

539
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: different steps to get your butt ready, then you shouldn't

540
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah. I just think that that's where I

541
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: think you shouldn't do it. I think that's because I

542
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: think all those steps by the couple equals no, thirty

543
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: minutes of four play. Do you think that's too much?

544
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: I think for a regular couple that just wants to

545
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: fuck like for like maybe just like penis and vagina,

546
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: like you can have you can have sex like make

547
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: her calm, like once or twice, and maybe you don't come,

548
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: so you can actually be interested in what you're doing. No,

549
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: I think you can do that. But I'm just I'm

550
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: just saying if every time you have to prepare like

551
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,719
Speaker 1: you're Geisha, then it's a kind of a lot. Well,

552
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,239
Speaker 1: let me just say that it makes I agree with you,

553
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: because every time that I have sex, now because I'm

554
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: not having vaginal sex, I have to do the Well, No,

555
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: that's just if you now, I can skip many of

556
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: those steps because I know how to clean out myself

557
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: in a way that I don't need even sometimes need

558
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: to put down the brown how now brown towe and

559
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't um and all the lube in the land

560
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: is doesn't isn't at any time consuming You're like that

561
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: gets like the tires changed and my now I'm stop.

562
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: And but I will say that it is there. Days

563
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: like last night, I I had to get horny enough

564
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: to motivate me to go prepare, because it's about fifteen

565
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: minutes of squeezing water up your ass and then pushing

566
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: it out, doing it again, pushing it up, doing it again,

567
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: pushing it up like it's it's and it's a lot.

568
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: At the end of it, you're like, I think I

569
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: just sucked myself with this thing, Like I've been penetrated

570
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: a lot by this little tube. Um. But the because

571
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: the investment, you go, oh my god, I put something.

572
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: I didn't just lay back and get it. I didn't

573
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: just like put you know, push my underwear side. When

574
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: you put in work to something, the reward is so

575
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: much better. Let's say you do all that work right,

576
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: you already know I think you know my question. He

577
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: comes in seconds. How upset? Are you? Not upset at all?

578
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: Because you have a dildo next to you that you

579
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: can finish off the process. Because that does happen a lot.

580
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: Is like I a lot of times with my partner,

581
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: he will finish, and he he doesn't even know that

582
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: I want to keep Like, I don't even know that

583
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: I want to keep going because I I'm so turned

584
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: on by them finishing usually that he will just keep

585
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: going um afterwards without even me asking with his penis

586
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: not hard and like he's obviously probably not as turned on,

587
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: but sometimes it it oftentimes leads to him getting hard

588
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: again because he just keeps going. So you just you

589
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: have a toy on hand, and I would would recommend

590
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: like anal training kits. There's like you know, different sized

591
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: ones that move up and up and you can do up.

592
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: You can work with the ug But I promised you, like,

593
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: I just think it's the thing. Um, I was trying

594
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: to think of a toys r us. Lust toys are lust.

595
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: Sex toys are lust. Yeah, boys fuck me in my

596
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: butt something like that my butt hole. I just wanted

597
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: more people to experience. I think that I think has

598
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: brought me a lot of joy that I just didn't

599
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: know about. And I was enjoying anal so much before,

600
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: or R and R so much before I knew all

601
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: of this, And now I know all of this, and

602
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: it's like a whole night. Does it takeaway? When it's

603
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: a delicacy? You know, you eat like you know, a

604
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: rainbow roll, which is you know, twenty dollars, so you're like,

605
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, I get a rain But then now

606
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: you're offering essentially spicy tuna every day does that, and

607
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: then your vagina becomes a delicacy. So whatever you're not

608
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: doing becomes the thing that you kind of go, oh, well,

609
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: this will be exciting again once we go back to

610
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: this thing. And and I don't think other couples are

611
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: going to do anal every time. It is so much work.

612
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: I have as much as like probably a porn star

613
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: who films anal, Like I have to get ready for

614
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: a scene. But I enjoy investing that time, and like

615
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: my partner is really grateful for the time like that

616
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: I put into it, Like it's something that I can

617
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: give to our relationship. That that's like it's a love

618
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: language of like anally douching for fifteen to forty minutes.

619
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: You also got to get the camera operator, the boom guy,

620
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: white noise in the room. It was interesting last night.

621
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: My partner, UM said to me, partner, well, he's my

622
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: sex partner, and it just feels very country. My partner

623
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: and had his spurs on his boots. Uh. He said

624
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: to me, Um, top your horse and listen to me

625
00:33:54,640 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: for a second. He tilted his his hat and he said, well,

626
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: you know, we talk a lot. We fantasize a lot

627
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: of in in um in bed and talk a big

628
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: game of different things. And it was interesting. Lest during

629
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: during and Daring, Sorry, did you understand what I'm saying? Daring? Oh? Like, um,

630
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: double dare dirt, daring, dirt dirt, Uh fred Dart do

631
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: you say fred darst? Okay, Well that's weird, especially during

632
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: this song Daring, a fred Dar song. Um, so he said,

633
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: just kid, just kid, he said to me, Um, if

634
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: I you know, it's it's interesting communication. We have the

635
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: most open communication in bed. Like I've said things that

636
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: could probably get me charged with a felony and I'm exaggerating,

637
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: but like the things I say in Better Wild, and

638
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: so are the things he says. And I'm going to

639
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: kill your family and steal their car. I only at

640
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: where I knew you were sucking all right? It was

641
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: one and how do man? So he did say to

642
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: me the last night, I'm trying to be very thoughtful

643
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: when I say this, and I thought it was just

644
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: so adorable. He was like, you know, because we're talking

645
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: about what happens if we take this too long term,

646
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: like if we get married someday and we're not even

647
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: boyfriend and girlfriend. But I was like, you know, he

648
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: knows that I want that someday. And he's like, what

649
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: if you know, the things we're talking about doing eventually,

650
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: which were now just like fantasizing about, but if we

651
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: eventually do those things, which are wild things, He's like,

652
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: what if there's and he goes, I don't even know

653
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: that this is true, But what if I don't envision

654
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: my wife doing those things? And if if if for me,

655
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't think that's going to be the thing.

656
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: But I'm just worried that if I picture you as

657
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: a wife, that my idea of those things I might

658
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: not want to happen to my wife, but to my

659
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: like partner, to my partner, it's it's fine, And I go,

660
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I'm enjoying about this time where

661
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm not a wife, is like I can be the

662
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: whore and like be the um, you know, kind of

663
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: the woman that you would never marry. Like that's kind

664
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: of the fantasy. Is Like we talk about that a lot,

665
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: like you know, our fantasies involved. My fantasy is involved

666
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: like GBS, right, and a lot of times yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

667
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: I should call it stay in a lafe. It's gbs. Yeah,

668
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: gang and you can feel warfare. Yeah, so a lot

669
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: of those GBS involved, like in our fantasies men that

670
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: are married and in the fantasy, but that's not what

671
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: I want to actually happen. But in the fantasy they are,

672
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: like there's something about I like being it's for me,

673
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: a woman that involves in the gangmang is like the

674
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: ultimate like whore, Like, oh my god, she's servicing all

675
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: these guys and you can't even believe what a wore

676
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: this girl is. Like it's almost like the um, the

677
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: everest of hord Um for me, like and for me

678
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: as as many as you, like you know, in my fantasy,

679
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: it's like hunter, like it can be so many it's disgusting.

680
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: But wondering, I'm not I'm not judging. I'm just wondering,

681
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: Like I say, like I have, I've kind of liked

682
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: the idea of them being like my wife would never

683
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: fucking do this, like you're such a whore, Like I

684
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: never marry you, but like I'm going to think about

685
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: this forever when I'm sucking my boring wife and like

686
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: not that they don't want to marry me, but they

687
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: they they say I'm a different category. And by the way,

688
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: this is I do want to be a wife some

689
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: day that a guy would think of another woman this way. Like,

690
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I want to steal

691
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: your man and have him think about me. That's part

692
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: of a fantasy of like being the ultimate whore. It's

693
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: my thing. Okay. So he was saying to me, like,

694
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: what if, and I was like, that actually fits exactly

695
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: with what I want, Like I want to separate those

696
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: two as well. And he goes, but you might end up,

697
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: you know, I might end up wanting my wife to

698
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: do those things even though we haven't done those things.

699
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know yet, but I'm just

700
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: wondering if if in the future I decide I don't

701
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: want to do any of the stuff we've been talking

702
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: about fantasizing about. I'm like, He's like, would you want

703
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: to be with me? And I'm like, yes, In fact,

704
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of any of the things that we're talking

705
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: about doing. The idea that you would bring strange men

706
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: into the bedroom to bang me is horrifying, and he goes, Actually,

707
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: I like that. It was interesting, he goes, because that

708
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: means if you're scared of it and I'm making you

709
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: do it. Then it isn't you wanting it, it's me.

710
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: It's it's still me in control. And it made me

711
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: think of this thing and I don't want to mean

712
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 1: to compare it to the R word, and I'm talking

713
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: about the real R word. Um, but I was reading

714
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: on Reddit and I'm going to get to the news

715
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: in a second. I'm sorry. Well, I was reading on red.

716
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: I was reading on Reddit that, uh, there's so many

717
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: R words coming back, but this is not R and R.

718
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: This is like R a P and then blank, um.

719
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: I was reading on Reddit that a lot of jab

720
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: There was someone that said, why is all Japanese porn?

721
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: I really love Japanese porn, but so much of it

722
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: is like rape. It seems like rape where the girl

723
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: at first is fighting it off and then she ends

724
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: up enjoying it. Okay, that's that's I don't know this

725
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: to be true, but a lot of people that were

726
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: commenting about Japanese porn said that is a like of

727
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: the porn that's Japanese porn and starting Japanese you know

728
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: porn makers is that version where the girl at first

729
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: is like no, no, no, and then she loves it.

730
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: And the reason is that I read through all of

731
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: the kind of people psychoanalyzing this kind of porn and

732
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: why the Japanese culture tends to drift towards this is

733
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: because in the Japanese culture, being a woman who enjoys

734
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: sex is like or you're not to be trusted. You

735
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: might you know, stray. It's like you you are a

736
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: whore and like, you know the same kind of way

737
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: weird if you're forced into it and you enjoy it after.

738
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: It's so it's not about rape for them. It's not

739
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: about like they like to rape women like it's about

740
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: the woman isn't actively loving it until the guy is.

741
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: It's the guy's idea. Now, I don't mean to compare

742
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: the two, but it was just an interesting because people.

743
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to shame the Japanese culture for having

744
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 1: these because at first I was like, what the funk

745
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: Japanese love rape? And I was like, it is misogynistic

746
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: that a woman can't have pleasure, and that if she

747
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: does have pleasure, it means that she's going to abandon

748
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: her family and abandon her man because she just loves

749
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: dick so much. I mean, that is just like this

750
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: false idea of what a woman who enjoys sex is.

751
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: But it was interesting that the same way that, um,

752
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: I just love the psychology behind the stuff of like, oh,

753
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: my partner might be into a g B situation if

754
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: it's his idea, and I'm a little bit nervous, Like

755
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: he was, like, I like the idea that this is

756
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: the thing you want, but you're also like, I kind

757
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: of don't want it, because then that means if you're

758
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: doing it, it's because I I'm your master and I

759
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: told you you have to even though he secretly knows

760
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: I want it. Does that make sense? Yes, it does.

761
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: It's like when you have you ever heard someone tell

762
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: a story and they're like, fucking I love I fucking

763
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: did fucking uh cocaine and then I'll fuck this hooker

764
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: and the ass and it just feels dirty because they're

765
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: just so accepting of it, and as a listener, you

766
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: don't really want to hear how like comfortable they are

767
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: with because then you're just like, oh, this is kind

768
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: of like a bad person. But then if it's like

769
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: a fish out of water where it's like I did

770
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: cocaine and I and I you mean Andrew Colin act. Yeah,

771
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: your entire comedy act. You are that way like you are.

772
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: You're a guy that's done some of those things, been

773
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: in those situations, but you're always the guy that's like,

774
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: how did I get here? Yes, as a listener, it's

775
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: a little bit more palatable then because I've been at

776
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: like storytelling events and just some guy will get and

777
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I've done something similar in that, but

778
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: I don't feel that great great about it like that.

779
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: I love that analogy. You're spot on, and I think

780
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: that that's why you're so lovable in the scenarios that

781
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: you put yourself in where you're you're around guys that

782
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: are that like let's fuck or dude, and like let's

783
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: just you know, but you're a You're a guy that's

784
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: just like once to hang out with the guys and

785
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: then you are like suddenly a part of this thing.

786
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: But you're like you but you're not like I'm want

787
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: to funk, like you don't have that, but you are

788
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: around guys that like kind of bring you into it.

789
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: So your story is about those things never come off

790
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: as do she Yeah, so essentially so then so then

791
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: if if your part your patner, how do I if

792
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: he robbed the bone his cloudsdale to town saloon and

793
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: you're sitting there and you're going, look, I like these

794
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: five gentlemen here about a ball. I would I wouldn't

795
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: say that. I'm he would have to choose them. Idea. Okay,

796
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: hey lady, I know what do you think of all that? No,

797
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying no, the initial thing would be bad. If

798
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: you go I like the five God, I want to Yes,

799
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: He's like, oh that's a little much. But during it,

800
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: this thing that he's forcing me to do, I come

801
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: around to enjoying it. Well, then he's the one that

802
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: gave it to me. He's the chef that made the

803
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: food that I'm enjoying. And if I exactly obviously all

804
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: this sounds horrible to like an ear of someone that

805
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: says misogynistic. So it's it's based in you know, ownership

806
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: of women and thinking women are loose and not to

807
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: be trusted if they enjoy sex, and like, it's it's

808
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: all based on that. But you know, I am finally

809
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: in my life not trying. I'm acknowledging that and presenting

810
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: a way to both acknowledge that men are wired to

811
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: think a certain way and that they can't help it,

812
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 1: and at the same time going, well, how can we thick?

813
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: How can we got to acknowledge the problem. So the

814
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: fact that he was able to say, I am I'm

815
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with you wanting it because it makes me feel

816
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: threatened and secure that you would want other guys. But

817
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: if I, if I've concocted in a way that it's

818
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: my idea, it makes it more palatable for me. That

819
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: to me is acknowledging the problem and coming up with

820
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: a solution, whereas it's not being in denial of just like, no,

821
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: I just I just like I just like it that way,

822
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: He's going, this is why I like it because of

823
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: the fund up thinking that is based on the patriarchy. No,

824
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: your face is kind of scrunching. Oh no, no, I'm

825
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: just I'm taking this all in. I view the bedroom

826
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: Americans using a lot of lube. I see. I see

827
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: the bedroom as like an alternate universe. Yes, and like

828
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: you know, all these fantasies and stuff is between consenting

829
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: people adults, and it's just like you can't really compare

830
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: it to reality. So do you say the R word

831
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: or all that? Like, I don't see it as um,

832
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: the same as the crime, right, I see it like fantasy.

833
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: But that's when people were having a problem with Reddit.

834
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: The guy on Reddit goes, I love Japanese born, and

835
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: I love Japanese women. I loved up. He's probably Japanese himself.

836
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: He could have been at least I don't think it

837
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: was a fetish thing. He said. I'm just disturbed that

838
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: it all seems to be rapey. And this guy was like,

839
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to see women fighting. I want to

840
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: go to the end when they're enjoying it. Why does

841
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: he have to start this way? And it was an

842
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: interesting thing. Noah, hold on before we get to the news.

843
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: This is news. Last night with my patna, I was

844
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: doing I was just like, you know, talking to him unlus,

845
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: you know, doing things. We're just talking about, yep, making

846
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: some annimal balloons. And I suddenly go, oh my god,

847
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: I want to separate it with my nose. I listen,

848
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: I go my Noah told me he knows of you

849
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: obviously and knows you. I said, Noah, so innocent. The

850
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: other day said I don't know. I like to just

851
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: and I did an impression of you while I'm like

852
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: holding a dick. Sorry, Noah, and he's like naked. I go,

853
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just sometimes I like to um

854
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: divide it with my nose. And he laughed so hard,

855
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,439
Speaker 1: and I go, so can I divide it with my nose?

856
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I know exactly what you're talking about.

857
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: It's so comforting. I want to do it. So I

858
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: just put it my nose and I divided it with

859
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 1: my nose, and I go, I'm dividing it with my nose,

860
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: and I like set it into his asshole literally, because

861
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: like I literally did an impression of you into his

862
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: asshole book and dividing it with my nose. My nose

863
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: bats flew out. Wait, I want to do my best,

864
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: not my Yeah, I just put your bats like, like,

865
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: you know, screeching out. I'm glad you liked that of

866
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: them hanging upside down on my hemorrhoid. Yeah, I mean

867
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: sometimes I oh, yeah, like your hemorrhoid is a stalagmite,

868
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: like one of those dripping caves. Okay, we gotta get

869
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: to the news. Wait wait, wait, so then, how did

870
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: it feel? It feels so cool? No, one's right, it

871
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: feels awesome. Every girl's out there. Try say, I'm dividing

872
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: it with my nose when you're down there. It's so

873
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: cute and honestly, I think, by the way, that was

874
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 1: my favorite moment in the podcast ever, ever, ever, the futest,

875
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever heard, because you said it so

876
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: instantly and or you know, like innocently and matter matter

877
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: of factly that if you don't know what I'm talking about.

878
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: It was from like a few days ago, two days ago,

879
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: two days ago, when Andrew was in Charleston still and

880
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: she said, I don't know. Sometimes I just like to

881
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: just put my nose on because you're talking about balls,

882
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: and she goes and I just like to divide them

883
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: with my nose, and it's I mean, there's I'm going

884
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 1: to teach my children to do that. I'm gonna teach

885
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: my daughter to go. You know what, You don't need

886
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: a blow a guy, just divide it with your nose

887
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna carry the one, carry a one

888
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: two divided by one is and then add a zero

889
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: to the end and then like I love long division.

890
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: It's fun. Okay, let's get to the news. So funny.

891
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: So if you have thirty ball sacks, get to the news,

892
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: and hey, what's up there, folks, I'm back. I know

893
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: you guys missed me at least. Um it's Wednesday, so

894
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: we all know what that means. Did you listen to

895
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: my mom wednesday? I have not. I'm a little nervous

896
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: that she probably did better at me, so I need

897
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: maybe two days. She was really good, but she wasn't you,

898
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: Andrew and you know that. But she was really proud

899
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: of her. I want her to do like kursten and

900
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: stuff like sit on your chair. I think it would

901
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: be so fun. I love having a third It's fun. Yeah,

902
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: g B, g B. Let's let's get in person. Yeah

903
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: that you picked, just kidding, just kidding, just getting I

904
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: don't want Julie on here, all right? Anyways, have all

905
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: the swells Julie out there. I hope you're at a

906
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 1: thrift store. Um. You know she doesn't listen to the podcast. Obviously,

907
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: she was like, what is all the swells? What is that?

908
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Let's get

909
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: to the news. Sorry, okay, Um, researchers, Fine, okay, this

910
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: is obviously you're gonna say. This is the most self

911
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: this is the most apparent paragraph you've ever heard Researchers

912
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: find that online daters decide whether to swipe right within

913
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: a second, and that the attractiveness of a person is

914
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: what compels people to swipe right and if they accept

915
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: the date like what you called it the most apparent

916
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the right word, but yeah,

917
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: the most obvious. Yes. Like. The results reveal that people

918
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: who like a profile first are more likely to be

919
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: accepted by that person, regardless of an unappealing profile or

920
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: if the person is not as attractive dating apps like

921
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: match dot com tender okay, ten percent of long lasting

922
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: adult relationships in America, Oh so wait, ten percent of

923
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: adult relationships right now from dating. I would have thought

924
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: it was more. I would think it was more too.

925
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: I think that a lot of those people la la

926
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: la um. How do you feel about this? If if

927
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: you go to the guy that swipes right and write

928
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: to you, and you go, what did you think of

929
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 1: my third photo? And and maybe you make your third photo.

930
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: We're saying this, they don't even look at the other photos. Yeah,

931
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: they just swipe right right away. Do you go and

932
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: you make your third photo? I don't know, like a

933
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: picture of a dead squirrel or maybe that's not a

934
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: good time. But you know, like uh, something horrible or

935
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: something like whatever, just me. Would I wake up in

936
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: the morning like just puppy eyes, like kind of looking

937
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: like I was a fight with Tyson. Yeah. So and

938
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: they go, what do you think about a third photo? Photo?

939
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: And they go, oh, I loved it? What was it? Yeah?

940
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: But do you think that would you want a guy

941
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: to like read your whole profile? You care if it

942
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: was just one photo and they were like, oh, not

943
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: at all. I feel like, you know, once we go

944
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: on a date, I would hope that they would look

945
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: a little bit more, but no, I think that the

946
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: first photo is absolutely cruise and yeah, and that I

947
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't if anything, I would be like a little bit more,

948
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: I would be I would prefer them to just be

949
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: like obviously, you know, as opposed to like let me

950
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: see you know. Yeah, when someone goes I love your

951
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: like unhinge, like oh your top three or this, it's

952
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: like do you think I'm hot? Like what do you like?

953
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even think of answer. I don't know.

954
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: Then then in the first like a first line, would

955
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: it be better to comment about like how hot you

956
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: think someone is or something on their profile, because usually

957
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: the profile stuff is an icebreaker. Agreed. I think that

958
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: I like Hinge for that, and Bumble has that now

959
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: going to Bumble slowly turned into Hinge in terms of

960
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: like the prompt questions and things like that, Um, you

961
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: like a witty line. Actually, I've noticed that. Yeah, I

962
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: like a witty line, and I like good punctuation. Um,

963
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: I just like a person that doesn't like when you

964
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: have recently had a guy that did like two sentences

965
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: and he didn't put a period in between them, and

966
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: it was just like, I can't deal with someone who

967
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: it's just it's it just tells me who you are

968
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: in a way that like I don't you know. It

969
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: just was like it was too weird. And then um,

970
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, I matched with this black guy okay

971
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: on um Bumble and I went to go say hi

972
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: to him, and there's this new feature on Bumble that

973
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: it is just when when you pull up the chat,

974
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: it's just like send a high send a wave. And

975
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: I thought it was just gonna send a wave like

976
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: it's a way for girls. I thought for I thought

977
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: for sure, it's it's like, oh, they've adapted to the

978
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: idea that women shouldn't be the aggressors, and they're making

979
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: the most easy way for a girl to flirt without

980
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: being too too aggressive. So it was a hand wave

981
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: and they just go say hello. It was an easy button.

982
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: I thought it was just gonna send a wave to

983
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: the guy. It's sent a jef of Cardi B going

984
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: hey babe, And I'm like, first of all, this feels

985
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: like I cocked like a jiff that would like do

986
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: you do you understand this? Yeah? Is this the version

987
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: of what? Like? It just felt so like it was

988
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: it just picked a random Jeff and it just happened

989
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: to be Cardi B. And it's like it's fine, And

990
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: I just wrote, oh my god, I don't even know

991
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: what the funk that was. I tried to just wave

992
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: at you can, and he goes, I'll just ignore it,

993
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: and then he went on to use run on sentences,

994
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: you know, just sentences that ran into each other, and

995
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: I just couldn't but um, and he said, he was like, oh,

996
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: I see your musician, because I have a picture I

997
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: guess where I'm holding a guitar. But um, he go,

998
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: He's like, do tour. I'm just like, okay, Well, like,

999
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: can you just send a gift instead, like stop trying

1000
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 1: to I had a CARDI be just slamming the door.

1001
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: Um No, it was just so, it just was so awkward.

1002
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: Seemed like I chose like, what's a great what's a great? Um? Well, no, no,

1003
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna ask that. If a guy's like a

1004
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: seven in the looks right, he looks like me but

1005
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 1: a little bit more attractive. Maybe, Uh, what's a great

1006
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: first about me Lyne that you've seen before that a

1007
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: guy could use or a girl could use in her

1008
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: profile that might um counteract the fact that they're not

1009
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: as attractive as they should be or not. Um, I

1010
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: think just someone saying what they value without being too

1011
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: um so, not too silly. No, I think being too

1012
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: silly is oftentimes I'm like, wow, they're they're trying sort

1013
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: and a lot of times they don't nail it. Like

1014
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 1: the one guy that I read to you we both liked.

1015
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 1: He was like I'm a bad boy because I'm bad

1016
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 1: at everything or something like that. That was funny, like that,

1017
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: that's hard to do. Don't steal that one, though. I

1018
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: want you to come up with your own, you know,

1019
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: just steal it. No, don't. If I find out you

1020
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: stole it, I'm gonna be like, it's like a quote

1021
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: from some movie. I'm not privy too, but like everyone knows,

1022
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to be like and I'm sure that something

1023
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: in that vein I think, like I think I like

1024
00:54:55,480 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: a guy writing I value blank, blank and blank, like I, uh,

1025
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: you know, these are the things that I enjoy doing.

1026
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: I don't mind a guy that's like I like the outdoors. Politics,

1027
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: you hate, you hate when guys right, No, but if

1028
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: that's telling me who he is, now I know you

1029
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: know I like um. So start off with three right

1030
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: things you love, but not saying what you think we

1031
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: want to hear, Like, I think that the best thing

1032
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: to do is like we like a guy who knows

1033
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: who he is and isn't doing anything to try to

1034
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: peak to peacock and like get us. I think what

1035
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: a good advice would be is maybe do too broad

1036
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 1: things like I like outdoors, I love cooking, like a joke.

1037
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: And then the third thing, don't make a joke, you though,

1038
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: just something very specific to you that you really like

1039
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: that maybe not everyone likes. That's good, Like I love outdoors,

1040
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: I love I love um traveling. Phobias would be a

1041
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: funny thing. Yeah, And I'm afraid of spiders and I'm

1042
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: afraid of yeah, like a fun fact at the last one.

1043
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: And one time I met you know, Tony Braxton. Yeah,

1044
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 1: or just like somewhere hey the CARDI B gift. But

1045
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: sometimes though, sometimes though, when guys do a interesting fact

1046
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: about themselves, like and one time I booked a one

1047
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,919
Speaker 1: way ticket to Africa with with no plan and no

1048
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, that's the one thing you've done

1049
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: cool in your life. And I just go, there's someone

1050
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: who's done one cool thing and they can't stop talking

1051
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: about the thing. And I judge that, so it's it's

1052
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: it's very tricky. Yeah, it is tricky. Yeah, I just

1053
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: showed up to the airport, I said, I just picked

1054
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: the spot on the pictures of you with friends is key.

1055
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: Oh that was another article that I didn't pick, but

1056
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: something about like you look more attractive smile with friends friends. No, yeah,

1057
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: alone when you you can't be the ugly. But I

1058
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: don't mind a guy having someone take a picture of

1059
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: him in like a monument or like on a bridge

1060
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 1: or somewhere cool where he's obviously told someone to take

1061
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: a picture and he's alone. That is so much better

1062
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: than a selfie. So yeah, selfies, I gotta say. I

1063
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: know it might be your only option, but just ask

1064
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: a stranger to take a picture of you. The problem

1065
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: it's not someone's self. It's also selfie face and you

1066
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: know what I mean, selfie faces. Yeah, it's also like

1067
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: just smile if you do a selfie, smile maybe yeah,

1068
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: And it doesn't feel it self, almost like you're just

1069
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 1: sending a picture to your mom of like my mom,

1070
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: Like send a selfie you'd send your mom instead of

1071
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: one that you'd send like that. Also, Um had one

1072
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: more thing to to say, No, no, no, Um, it

1073
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: was a monument standing alone. Friends. Yeah. Oh I'm begging

1074
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: you girls that have guy friends that are single. When

1075
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: you think your guy friend looks attractive or is wearing

1076
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: a good outfit, take loads of pictures of him and

1077
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: just send him to him and go listen, I know,

1078
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: because he's gonna go no, no, no no, I don't want that.

1079
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: Just go, it doesn't matter. Just start, say tell me

1080
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: a story, and have them tell you a story where

1081
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: they're smiling a lot. Go fake laugh, just laugh, laugh, laugh,

1082
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: then shoot from all the angles and then just air

1083
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: drop him too, the guy so he has he has

1084
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: dinner profile pictures. Yeah. Girls, we've got to help out

1085
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: our guy friends. Guys ain't taking pics. We were always

1086
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: want taking pictures. To just do it for your guy friends.

1087
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: It's they're never going to ask you, even though they

1088
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,479
Speaker 1: need it desperately, all right. Next story, a local news

1089
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: station in Spokane which we can Yeah, Washington air porn

1090
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: over this aired porn over the shoulder of a meteorologist, daring. Um, yeah,

1091
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 1: thirteen seconds of it. I heard it on the radio

1092
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: this morning. Really yeah, well yeah, seconds that's long enough

1093
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: to get your an already. I mean you are and are?

1094
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean that's what you know? Um, that's what we

1095
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: were watching. Probably Wait, so are we going to see this? Oh? Well?

1096
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: I wish I could have found the footage, which apparently

1097
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: was of a woman's backside. That's what I heard. It

1098
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: was her, but you see the TV monitor on like

1099
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: over her shoulder, that's where it is. Thirteen seconds. That's

1100
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: a long time on the huge and she didn't know

1101
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: it was there, I'm guessing, or do we ever? Did

1102
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: the meteorologist kind of with a TV set behind her

1103
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: shoulder like on the side of her and The funny

1104
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: part is like the weather pattern that's behind her right

1105
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: now with like the white in the middle looks like

1106
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: a close up of an asshole. Yeah, I mean people

1107
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: called in. They were like, I can't believe people looked

1108
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: at porn earlier that day, last night. They just want

1109
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: something to complain about. And it's not like anyone meant

1110
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: to do that. Whoever did it is either like a

1111
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: little scamp that just got fired or it was an accident. Yeah,

1112
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's an interesting accident. I mean, how how

1113
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: does that even happen? But it is interesting how much

1114
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: people care when I say I pay for porn on

1115
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: stage and people just kind of go, you like, it's

1116
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: shocking to pay for porn. It's like, is the only

1117
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: thing in our society. I think that people just are

1118
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: like you you pay for that. It's like, yeah, it's

1119
00:59:52,600 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: a it's a it's a service. It's but YouTube's free ads, Okay,

1120
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: so if porn had ads, you would feel less inclined.

1121
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: Well that's why I pay for it. I don't want

1122
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: to put up with ads and I want the Yeah,

1123
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: not the kind of I watch because I pay, but

1124
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: like the idea that it's crazy to pay for porn

1125
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: because there are places that you can go and not

1126
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: put up with ads and it's just banners, you know.

1127
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: It's like, I just I think it's so funny that

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01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: it's the amount of people that pay for porn versus

1129
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: don't pay for it are very different than people who

1130
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: pay pay for YouTube premium and don't. I think it

1131
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: has again it goes back to like the same stigma

1132
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: of like buying things for your butt to clean. It

1133
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: is the idea of like I'm paying for porn. That's

1134
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: like bad. Like if I'm not paying for it, I'm

1135
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: not really like part of it. I'm you know, I'm

1136
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: better than that. But if you're not, you know what

1137
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean. I know advertisers are paying for it, but

1138
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: I just feel like we need to. That's why only

1139
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: fans I just I don't know, I just like to.

1140
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm still subscribed to so many only fans and

1141
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: patreons that they just don't even I don't even use

1142
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: their content. I just want to make sure I'm supporting

1143
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: artists who struggle. But I could do better. I need

1144
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: to do better. Um, all right, let's go to a

1145
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: quick break and then we'll come back with what do

1146
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: I care? Why do I care? Why do I care?

1147
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: Can I can I do a left turn here? Okay?

1148
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,959
Speaker 1: So well no, this is why do I care? But okay,

1149
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: So there's this these two guys on TikTok. I don't

1150
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: know if you've seen them. Everyone's talking about the Yes.

1151
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 1: So there's the Island Boys. They're two twins. Right, this

1152
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: is what they look like. They look like human cartoon characters.

1153
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they look like yeah, machine gun Kelly's

1154
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: uh sperms. I was gonna say that they do. So

1155
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: there's these two brothers and they're like, blow, they blow

1156
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: up their tattooed over. You know, it looks like, you know,

1157
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: they didn't write. I think they're just freestyling in a

1158
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: pool and everyone like, I don't know. It's weird when

1159
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: these things catch fire because everyone's talking about So I

1160
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: want to know your real thoughts on the song, right,

1161
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear this. I'm staying like you

1162
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: want to find this? Can you show it to me?

1163
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: Dumb shopping like dumb on the put my this song? Yeah,

1164
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: like a shadow mega his hair looks like a king crown.

1165
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: On Twitter, this video from yesterday has eight point one

1166
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: million views. Okay, it's definitely there. Look boy, dance boy. Okay,

1167
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: I like it. I get it. I actually, I mean

1168
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: it sounds like alligator boy. Dude, that's what I was thinking,

1169
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: sing alligator. But I'm an alligator boy. I'm an alligator boy.

1170
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: I mean alligator. I think they copied alligator boy. I'm

1171
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 1: an alligator boyator boy, I ain't no do you have

1172
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: this documented onliner anywhere? It doesn't sound that much. I

1173
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: mean it sounds more like I'm an alligator boy. I'm

1174
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: an alligator boy. I'm an alligator I started, no, it's

1175
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm an alligator boy. I'm an alligator boy. I'm an

1176
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: alligator boy. I'm an alligator boy. I'm an alligator boy.

1177
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm an alligator boy. I ain't no kid. I ain't

1178
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: no carget kid. I ain't no gargata kid. I ain't

1179
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: no cracket that kid. I'm an alligator boy. I'm an

1180
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: alligator bull. Alligator boy, I'm an alligator bull. But if

1181
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: we did it in a pool, we gotta do this.

1182
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: We got our hair up, we got we got do that,

1183
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: mil walkie. There's no pools open this pool down here.

1184
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: We got our pool open to Yeah, we gotta do it. Um, god,

1185
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: how much we use them pol These guys blew up.

1186
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: I mean they're blowing up. I mean it's a very

1187
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: like six nine kind of field. But they're nice kids.

1188
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: Like if you watch their video, like people talk shit

1189
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: a lot about them, and you can like they're problem

1190
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: They're like, look, I know you have a problem with me.

1191
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: I don't know why you do. I don't have a

1192
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: problem with you. Kind of They're not. Like taking one

1193
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: more video of them and see just I want to

1194
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:35,479
Speaker 1: hear them like talking and yeah, I'm not in boy. Okay,

1195
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: so they're white guys. They look like Pete David's Davidson's.

1196
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: I was not going to he got a winktobe. I

1197
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: was like with, like, where are they from Miami? Oh

1198
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 1: so they're not island boys. Okay, Okay, I've seen enough.

1199
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: Um yeah, they're gonna be famous. I mean they are

1200
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: famouses we honestly, Okay, it's kind of original. It's like

1201
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: it's it's an individual thing. Their hair is insane. It

1202
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: has these spies. They look at the Statue of Liberty.

1203
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah it was you know, a delinquent um tattoo on

1204
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: the face. A lot of people talk about tattoo on

1205
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: the face, but if you want to make him to

1206
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: do that, and if they're going out, they're getting recognized

1207
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: all the time, Like that is such a look you

1208
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: can't you know, Judah Friedlander is someone that you know

1209
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 1: everywhere he goes he has that. He looks very distinguishable. Um,

1210
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: you know you like, you know, we could be anyone

1211
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: the most where, the most universal looking people. Um, I

1212
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: think we gotta we gotta start wearing something like very

1213
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: noticeable and like order might be. I think they're like,

1214
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: take someone like Luke Combs, right, well he's a he's

1215
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: a heavier anleman, but he looks like an everyday truck.

1216
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: Like there's you either got to look like the everyday

1217
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: trucker at first getting recognized all the time. But I

1218
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: bet you it's gonna end up being not fun and

1219
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: they're gonna be wearing very thick concealer to cover up

1220
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: like they're just so they can or just flattening any

1221
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,919
Speaker 1: of these people that have tattoos on their face. It's cool.

1222
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: But even though I got these, yeah, I was wondering

1223
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: what was happening there? Do you think it looks like

1224
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: I have an infection? Yeah? Oh, ship. It doesn't look cool. Okay, well,

1225
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, but I didn't know.

1226
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: But at first, the thing is, it's it's hot pink,

1227
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: which is like not the color of an event. Let

1228
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: me just look at it. At first I thought an infection.

1229
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: I go, what, Actually, I still like it. I thought

1230
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: cankers were moving to your eyes, canker eyes. But this

1231
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,439
Speaker 1: is the honest thing. Then, like it kind of grew

1232
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: on me throughout the podcast and I stopped. I started

1233
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: to like it. Okay, you liked the pink. Yeah, at

1234
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: first I was like, oh, I know, I know, but

1235
01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: it's both eyes, and it's like it's that both the girls,

1236
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 1: it's the both Speaking of songs, it's time for Slice

1237
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: of Life. This is our Wednesday segment. It's wild Card Wednesday,

1238
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: so we always do a different segment today UM for

1239
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 1: wild Card Wednesday, I'm going to UM. Well on the

1240
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: podcast video on YouTube, you'll be able to see the

1241
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: video of this. But I got asked by Bob Saget

1242
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: to participate in UM, a charity event that he does

1243
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: every year. It's called the It's for the Sclare Sclare

1244
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: Derma Research Foundation, where Sclare Derma is a autoimmune disease

1245
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: that is fatal and doesn't have a cure, and it

1246
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: is just took the life of his sister. It took

1247
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,439
Speaker 1: the life of his sister and still takes the lives

1248
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 1: of many people. And it's just so many people suffer

1249
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: with it. Not a lot of people know about it.

1250
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: The Sclarre DRMA Research Foundation, UM look them up. They

1251
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: do like so much good work. And Bob always gets this,

1252
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: like cavalcade of comedians and celebrities who send in videos

1253
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 1: for these events. And usually it's a live event. But

1254
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: the past two years have been up covidy obviously, and

1255
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: so last year I did a thing, and then this

1256
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: year I decided to um do a song and I

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Speaker 1: decided to I worked with you, I asked you and

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Speaker 1: Brenna about it. It's like, is this a good idea?

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Speaker 1: I decided to take the full house theme song. I know,

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Speaker 1: at first I thought it was family matters. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like, it's a grand tradition, that's that's full house.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was you take the good you take

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Speaker 1: no no, no family matters is um uh oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: it is. That's just I was gonna say, it's a

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Speaker 1: rare condition. It's called scleroderma read any news like. I

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Speaker 1: was going to do that, but then I realized that's

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Speaker 1: not the that's the Family Matter theme song. And then

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Speaker 1: I looked up Full House and it's everywhere you look, everywhere,

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Speaker 1: So I decided to do that song. I looked up

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Speaker 1: the chords for it. They were not clear, so I

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Speaker 1: just made up my own. They are not right. I

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Speaker 1: am not good. Uh. This was a thing I did

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Speaker 1: in two takes because I just did enough time. But

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Speaker 1: I think it ended up being pretty funny and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to share it with you guys. And this is

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Speaker 1: something I did well. Andrew and Brenna, we're having sex

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Speaker 1: in the next room. I think, miss you, Brenna, miss

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Speaker 1: you baby. Hi there, it's Nikki Glazer and I am

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Speaker 1: so honored to be one of Bob's friends that he

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Speaker 1: hits up every year for one of these videos. Um.

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Speaker 1: I hope that you take the time tonight to donate

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Speaker 1: what you can to the Sclare Drummer Research Foundation. Um.

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Speaker 1: They do such incredible work and they only really beg

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Speaker 1: us for money once a year, and UM, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just it warms my heart how much Bob cares and um,

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Speaker 1: how many texts he sent me over and over reminding

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Speaker 1: me to send this in so um with that I

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Speaker 1: don't have uh stand up comedy performed for you. But

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Speaker 1: over the past year, I've learned a couple of chords

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Speaker 1: enough to to to sing this and whatever happened to

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Speaker 1: Bob sag it's charity. I wake my year they call

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Speaker 1: from him, asking me to work for free. Then I

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Speaker 1: get that text from Bob and I say, here we

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Speaker 1: go again. Every October since the day I met Bob.

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Speaker 1: I met Bob. He asked me for content, and I

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Speaker 1: have to look and I have to look up to

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Speaker 1: look up how to pronounce s wear a derm. But

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Speaker 1: then I read the facts like how we have no

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Speaker 1: cure so Manny's still suffer like crowds when Bob is

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Speaker 1: on two don't e two s R fuck you, Unicel

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Speaker 1: and every other charity just for tonight at least least

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Speaker 1: then it did. Bob, bain't daint thing, Ranny don it

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Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about doing I'm a Boy. I

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Speaker 1: don't think about it. Those guys didn't come out yet.

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Speaker 1: That was great. It was actually really well received and

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Speaker 1: it was very easy to do. It was really it

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Speaker 1: was fun to do. I love doing stuff like that

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Speaker 1: all day. I hate when you say you're not a

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Speaker 1: good songwriter writer and then you I mean, I can

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Speaker 1: take it. That's so Yeah, what do you think writing

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Speaker 1: songs is? That's what they all do well. Melodies are

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Speaker 1: hard for me to come up with. Have you tried.

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Speaker 1: I'm a melody boy, I'm a melody girl. I'm a

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Speaker 1: melody girl. I'm a melody girl. Um. I tried the

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Speaker 1: other day to write a song. Was so embarrassing. It was, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what it's I want to do a song

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Speaker 1: about called um because I'm so into this artist right now. Um.

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Speaker 1: I know everyone and you've tried to get me a

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Speaker 1: do it before, but I only like this one song

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm obsessed with it. Maggie Rodgers. It's called

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Speaker 1: back in My Body. I'm obsessed with this song. I

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Speaker 1: can't stop singing it. It's about when she got really

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Speaker 1: famous and was on tour for the first time, and

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Speaker 1: she thought, like that's all she wanted to do, is

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Speaker 1: like be on tour, and it's her out on the

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Speaker 1: road having panic attacks and like hating it and wanting

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Speaker 1: to leave and like it's just so. But if anyone

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Speaker 1: can relate to it. I didn't even know it was

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Speaker 1: about her on tour until I showed the video of her.

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Speaker 1: F Yeah. Yeah, if you're out there and you haven't

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Speaker 1: seen this yet, type in Maggie Rodgers, Farrell n y

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Speaker 1: U and it's a tear jerker. I think totally it is. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she got discovered by Farrell. She's just cool and um.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, this song, what was I getting too? Oh?

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Speaker 1: So I've tried to write a song I just am.

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Speaker 1: I like songs that have like double meaning obviously, and

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Speaker 1: I think the coolest double meaning I've kind of stumbled

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Speaker 1: upon in my comedy is that isn't too sexual or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Is settling And like we say settled down down, And

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Speaker 1: we also say like you shouldn't settle. When are you

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Speaker 1: going to settle? Stop? Settle down, Like we say that

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Speaker 1: to someone who's like freaking out. We also tell women

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Speaker 1: you need to settle down, like and find someone soon,

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Speaker 1: like you need to find a man, settle, you need

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Speaker 1: to settle. When are you going to settle? And also

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Speaker 1: like you should never settle. So there's so many different

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Speaker 1: meanings of settled that I think a song about settling

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Speaker 1: would be a cool and about like the struggle of um,

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Speaker 1: when to settle and why and and having it be

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Speaker 1: about like yeah and just having it kind of have

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Speaker 1: you tried, like let me think about I'm a settling boy,

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Speaker 1: I'm a settling so um like other things I've heard.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel it's probably original, but

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Speaker 1: it just sounds like a lot of others. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: about this? It makes me think of I'm settling down,

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Speaker 1: I'm settling down. I'm settling down. I'm settling down, settling.

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Speaker 1: Now have you come to me? I just make a decision.

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Speaker 1: And I watched that about writing a song, the YouTube video,

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Speaker 1: and it was just like, it's all I talked about

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Speaker 1: this in the podcast yesterday in my opening. It's just

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Speaker 1: about making decisions. And the problem with songwriting for me

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Speaker 1: is if I'm you know, doing a minor A a

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Speaker 1: minor A, I'm like, but what if there could be

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Speaker 1: a better court progression? And then I can't land on that,

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Speaker 1: and then I just give up because I'm like, this

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Speaker 1: isn't good enough, and I just I always wanted but

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Speaker 1: the thing has anything, you can make it simple, and

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Speaker 1: then a better guitarist no offense can then make it more.

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Speaker 1: There's a better guitarist out there than me. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna write a song. I should settle,

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Speaker 1: just on a couple of chords and then some words

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Speaker 1: and then it's over. Thank you guys so much for

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Speaker 1: listening today. As always, jumpy Kid and uh Frost