WEBVTT - Weed In The Church Van

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is please leave me alone in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>bothering me. We'll get into that in just a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>because right now we got to deal with the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>and his prank phone call for today. Nephew, what is it? Please? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know this is leading in the East. We spoke

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<v Speaker 1>about that about an hour ago on to run that

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<v Speaker 1>prank back. But we're gonna we're gonna keep to that theme,

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<v Speaker 1>Cousin's Easter week, all right, So um, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Holy week, and and and and and and and I

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<v Speaker 1>truly believe that if we're going to keep it as

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<v Speaker 1>a holy week, then we're going to speak about some

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<v Speaker 1>things that are going on at the church. And this

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<v Speaker 1>right here is Queen in the church. Man. All right, all,

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<v Speaker 1>my all, mind's clear clear to my mom, my beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>late mother, leave the church people alone, mamma. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to understand, mamma, there are things that have to be

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<v Speaker 1>pranked about. And this right here is wheed in the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Van now, cat dog, if you hood, let's take it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's get to the weed in the Van. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to the queen. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello them conceive that I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to read brother Dan, Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I call you. I'm trying to get a little information

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<v Speaker 1>about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you drive the church? And what's what's your schedule? I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love it Wednesday, Fridays and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>now Sunday? What what is that schedule? Sunday. I usually

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<v Speaker 1>start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on some of the elderly people that I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go pick up and bring to the church. Make

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<v Speaker 1>sure they get there okay, and get situated and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I try to get all of them back home, unless

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<v Speaker 1>they got family members or something that come up there

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<v Speaker 1>and meet them up there and want to take them

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<v Speaker 1>to them or something afterwards. But I usually get about

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<v Speaker 1>it back home okay. Okay. Now, this class Sunday, which

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<v Speaker 1>is part of the reason why I'm calling. They saying

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<v Speaker 1>that some of the church members that was on the

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<v Speaker 1>band this Sunday, they are complaining saying that, um that

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<v Speaker 1>the church band was splitting like weed when they got

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<v Speaker 1>on there. Excuse me, they say the church van was

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<v Speaker 1>spreading like weed when they got on there. And you

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<v Speaker 1>are the person back with driving them. No, no no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, not not not the van that that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving. So I don't no, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't smoke weed, and no van, do you smoke weed? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I have before, but I don't smoke weed now and

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking some people love to

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<v Speaker 1>go to. Now where you carrying it from? Who told

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<v Speaker 1>you this? Well? All I knew is what what? What's

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<v Speaker 1>coming down? The pipeline is? They saying that a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of the members came complaining that sec No, this just

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<v Speaker 1>happened last week about this pipeline. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>who the pipeline is because just last week they came

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<v Speaker 1>at me talking about that I was using the van

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<v Speaker 1>to go places that I wanted to go to. All

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<v Speaker 1>my personal time. Now, I don't do that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do stuff like that. Now that had a path, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had a history, but I don't do stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wouldn't smoking no church van. So are you

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<v Speaker 1>seriously talking? What? What? What? What? We're trying to We're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get to the bottom of it and see

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with you. Uderly person said, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know which one? I don't know? They loved me Every Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>then people tell me they loved me. Uh, they say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever

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<v Speaker 1>met in their life. And so I really find it

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<v Speaker 1>hard to believe that you you you getting these types

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<v Speaker 1>of complaints about me. Okay, what I'm saying like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you too well, and I know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know me. But I've been driving this van as

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<v Speaker 1>as a point to try to change my life and

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<v Speaker 1>where I come from. So this was was something that

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to

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<v Speaker 1>give my time to do this for the church. And

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<v Speaker 1>now this is like the second instance where y'all and

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<v Speaker 1>came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do something with this van. Now, why would I

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<v Speaker 1>disrespect the church van by smoke can weed in it

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<v Speaker 1>and then letting the weeds stay in there so other

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<v Speaker 1>people can smell it? Okay, so let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to

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<v Speaker 1>the church they head saint. We're gonna go out here

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<v Speaker 1>today and open it up. Now, if we see any

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<v Speaker 1>seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then that then

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<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh have point gonna

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<v Speaker 1>open the van up. But I was raising that church. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you

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<v Speaker 1>go to that church. See the reason we even all

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<v Speaker 1>left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up?

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't. By driving around in the bad fool of

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<v Speaker 1>elderly people smoking and want to do like we need

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<v Speaker 1>blood there. I don't know why to the bad smell

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<v Speaker 1>like weed. Man, Now I don't. I don't got the

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<v Speaker 1>answers to these questions. I'm just trying to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that it wasn't me. You have some weed in your part,

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<v Speaker 1>I cant it with just smell it. I ain't had

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<v Speaker 1>no weed on me. Stop trying to say like I

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<v Speaker 1>had weed on and you ain't gonna get me nothing

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<v Speaker 1>that I ain't no, and we ain't had no weed

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<v Speaker 1>on me. Okay, Now you ain't gonna mess up my

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<v Speaker 1>name or my family's name in this church and disrespect

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<v Speaker 1>us like this. Now we've been helping this church for years,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding

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<v Speaker 1>around and no fans smoking no weed with no elderly people.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask any of the elderly people if they

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<v Speaker 1>had any weed on them? U? No, No, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just assume it's me what one of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Guy got colma or something? What? What? What you know? What?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who

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<v Speaker 1>I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think the weed belonged to Nephew Times from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Show. What damn you got a pre Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you just got a pre put This name.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is brother uh brother Lawrence, Lawrence Lawrence, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my Larry Ry Larry in trouble with me? But then man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing that I got one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing to ask you, man, what is the saddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve R. Morning Man going no rich Man going on

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<v Speaker 1>the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank y'all, Thank y'all so kindly for participating in the wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful flank weed in the church. Man. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I smell it. I know I smell it. You

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<v Speaker 1>how to be shaming yourself this week? I know, oh

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<v Speaker 1>we when I smell wow. All right, y'all already know

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<v Speaker 1>you can catch me, uh April fifteen. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>in Bowling Green, Kentucky. That's April fifteen, the Laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>Love Show. That's me, Bubba Dub July Jennings at the

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<v Speaker 1>sky Pack. Uh that's uh Southern Kentucky Performing Arts Center

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<v Speaker 1>in Bowling Green, Kentucky, April fifteen. All right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to flip the script a little bit April

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<v Speaker 1>twenty ninth. April twenty ninth, you can catch me in Philadelphia,

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania at the Kesswick. That's the nephew, Tommy and friends

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<v Speaker 1>laugh out loud. You're gonna have two Ray in the build,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're Craig McLaren in the building, and and and

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<v Speaker 1>and and and and and and and and and of

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<v Speaker 1>course lou Nell will be in the building all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of that will be orchestrated by the one

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<v Speaker 1>and only Nephew Thomas and Tickers home sale right now

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<v Speaker 1>at uh Kesswick Theater dot com. Thank you so kind up.

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<v Speaker 1>Next Strawberry letters, subject please leave me alone in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the same Harvey Morning Show.