Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is please leave me alone in the morning,
Speaker 1: bothering me. We'll get into that in just a minute,
Speaker 1: because right now we got to deal with the nephew
Speaker 1: and his prank phone call for today. Nephew, what is it? Please? Well,
Speaker 1: you know this is leading in the East. We spoke
Speaker 1: about that about an hour ago on to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. But we're gonna we're gonna keep to that theme,
Speaker 1: Cousin's Easter week, all right, So um, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: Holy week, and and and and and and and I
Speaker 1: truly believe that if we're going to keep it as
Speaker 1: a holy week, then we're going to speak about some
Speaker 1: things that are going on at the church. And this
Speaker 1: right here is Queen in the church. Man. All right, all,
Speaker 1: my all, mind's clear clear to my mom, my beautiful
Speaker 1: late mother, leave the church people alone, mamma. You have
Speaker 1: to understand, mamma, there are things that have to be
Speaker 1: pranked about. And this right here is wheed in the church.
Speaker 1: Van now, cat dog, if you hood, let's take it there.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get to the weed in the Van. Let's
Speaker 1: get to the queen. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan. Brother,
Speaker 1: brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello them conceive that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to read brother Dan, Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, this
Speaker 1: brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information
Speaker 1: about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will
Speaker 1: you drive the church? And what's what's your schedule? I'd
Speaker 1: love it Wednesday, Fridays and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,
Speaker 1: now Sunday? What what is that schedule? Sunday. I usually
Speaker 1: start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier,
Speaker 1: depending on some of the elderly people that I had
Speaker 1: to go pick up and bring to the church. Make
Speaker 1: sure they get there okay, and get situated and make
Speaker 1: sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes,
Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
Speaker 1: to them or something afterwards. But I usually get about
Speaker 1: it back home okay. Okay. Now, this class Sunday, which
Speaker 1: is part of the reason why I'm calling. They saying
Speaker 1: that some of the church members that was on the
Speaker 1: band this Sunday, they are complaining saying that, um that
Speaker 1: the church band was splitting like weed when they got
Speaker 1: on there. Excuse me, they say the church van was
Speaker 1: spreading like weed when they got on there. And you
Speaker 1: are the person back with driving them. No, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, not not not the van that that
Speaker 1: I'm driving. So I don't no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: ain't smoke weed, and no van, do you smoke weed? No,
Speaker 1: I don't smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean
Speaker 1: I have before, but I don't smoke weed now and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking some people love to
Speaker 1: go to. Now where you carrying it from? Who told
Speaker 1: you this? Well? All I knew is what what? What's
Speaker 1: coming down? The pipeline is? They saying that a couple
Speaker 1: of the members came complaining that sec No, this just
Speaker 1: happened last week about this pipeline. I want to know
Speaker 1: who the pipeline is because just last week they came
Speaker 1: at me talking about that I was using the van
Speaker 1: to go places that I wanted to go to. All
Speaker 1: my personal time. Now, I don't do that. I don't
Speaker 1: do stuff like that. Now that had a path, I
Speaker 1: haven't had a history, but I don't do stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't smoking no church van. So are you
Speaker 1: seriously talking? What? What? What? What? We're trying to We're
Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of it and see
Speaker 1: what's going on with you. Uderly person said, do you
Speaker 1: know which one? I don't know? They loved me Every Sunday,
Speaker 1: then people tell me they loved me. Uh, they say,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever
Speaker 1: met in their life. And so I really find it
Speaker 1: hard to believe that you you you getting these types
Speaker 1: of complaints about me. Okay, what I'm saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers,
Speaker 1: I don't know you too well, and I know you
Speaker 1: don't know me. But I've been driving this van as
Speaker 1: as a point to try to change my life and
Speaker 1: where I come from. So this was was something that
Speaker 1: I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to
Speaker 1: give my time to do this for the church. And
Speaker 1: now this is like the second instance where y'all and
Speaker 1: came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do something with this van. Now, why would I
Speaker 1: disrespect the church van by smoke can weed in it
Speaker 1: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
Speaker 1: people can smell it? Okay, so let me tell you
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to
Speaker 1: the church they head saint. We're gonna go out here
Speaker 1: today and open it up. Now, if we see any
Speaker 1: seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then that then
Speaker 1: then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh have point gonna
Speaker 1: open the van up. But I was raising that church. Man,
Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you
Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even all
Speaker 1: left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up?
Speaker 1: They ain't. By driving around in the bad fool of
Speaker 1: elderly people smoking and want to do like we need
Speaker 1: blood there. I don't know why to the bad smell
Speaker 1: like weed. Man, Now I don't. I don't got the
Speaker 1: answers to these questions. I'm just trying to tell you
Speaker 1: that it wasn't me. You have some weed in your part,
Speaker 1: I cant it with just smell it. I ain't had
Speaker 1: no weed on me. Stop trying to say like I
Speaker 1: had weed on and you ain't gonna get me nothing
Speaker 1: that I ain't no, and we ain't had no weed
Speaker 1: on me. Okay, Now you ain't gonna mess up my
Speaker 1: name or my family's name in this church and disrespect
Speaker 1: us like this. Now we've been helping this church for years,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding
Speaker 1: around and no fans smoking no weed with no elderly people.
Speaker 1: Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
Speaker 1: had any weed on them? U? No, No, No, I
Speaker 1: didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed.
Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them?
Speaker 1: Guy got colma or something? What? What? What you know? What?
Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to Nephew Times from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. What damn you got a pre Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you just got a pre put This name.
Speaker 1: His name is brother uh brother Lawrence, Lawrence Lawrence, Oh
Speaker 1: my Larry Ry Larry in trouble with me? But then man,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more
Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the saddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man,
Speaker 1: Steve R. Morning Man going no rich Man going on
Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,
Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. All right,
Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Thank y'all so kindly for participating in the wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful flank weed in the church. Man. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know I smell it. I know I smell it. You
Speaker 1: how to be shaming yourself this week? I know, oh
Speaker 1: we when I smell wow. All right, y'all already know
Speaker 1: you can catch me, uh April fifteen. I will be
Speaker 1: in Bowling Green, Kentucky. That's April fifteen, the Laugh and
Speaker 1: Love Show. That's me, Bubba Dub July Jennings at the
Speaker 1: sky Pack. Uh that's uh Southern Kentucky Performing Arts Center
Speaker 1: in Bowling Green, Kentucky, April fifteen. All right, and then
Speaker 1: we're going to flip the script a little bit April
Speaker 1: twenty ninth. April twenty ninth, you can catch me in Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania at the Kesswick. That's the nephew, Tommy and friends
Speaker 1: laugh out loud. You're gonna have two Ray in the build,
Speaker 1: and you're Craig McLaren in the building, and and and
Speaker 1: and and and and and and and and and of
Speaker 1: course lou Nell will be in the building all right,
Speaker 1: and all of that will be orchestrated by the one
Speaker 1: and only Nephew Thomas and Tickers home sale right now
Speaker 1: at uh Kesswick Theater dot com. Thank you so kind up.
Speaker 1: Next Strawberry letters, subject please leave me alone in the morning.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the same Harvey Morning Show.