1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: the subject is please leave me alone in the morning, 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: bothering me. We'll get into that in just a minute, 5 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: because right now we got to deal with the nephew 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: and his prank phone call for today. Nephew, what is it? Please? Well, 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: you know this is leading in the East. We spoke 8 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: about that about an hour ago on to run that 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: prank back. But we're gonna we're gonna keep to that theme, 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: Cousin's Easter week, all right, So um, yeah, this is 11 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: Holy week, and and and and and and and I 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: truly believe that if we're going to keep it as 13 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: a holy week, then we're going to speak about some 14 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: things that are going on at the church. And this 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: right here is Queen in the church. Man. All right, all, 16 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,839 Speaker 1: my all, mind's clear clear to my mom, my beautiful 17 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: late mother, leave the church people alone, mamma. You have 18 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: to understand, mamma, there are things that have to be 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: pranked about. And this right here is wheed in the church. 20 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: Van now, cat dog, if you hood, let's take it there. 21 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 1: Let's let's get to the weed in the Van. Let's 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 1: get to the queen. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan. Brother, 23 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:36,839 Speaker 1: brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello them conceive that I'm trying 24 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: to read brother Dan, Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, this 25 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah, 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information 27 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will 28 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,559 Speaker 1: you drive the church? And what's what's your schedule? I'd 29 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: love it Wednesday, Fridays and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, 30 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 1: now Sunday? What what is that schedule? Sunday. I usually 31 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, 32 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: depending on some of the elderly people that I had 33 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: to go pick up and bring to the church. Make 34 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 1: sure they get there okay, and get situated and make 35 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, 36 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes, 37 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless 38 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there 39 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them 40 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: to them or something afterwards. But I usually get about 41 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: it back home okay. Okay. Now, this class Sunday, which 42 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: is part of the reason why I'm calling. They saying 43 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: that some of the church members that was on the 44 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: band this Sunday, they are complaining saying that, um that 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,839 Speaker 1: the church band was splitting like weed when they got 46 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: on there. Excuse me, they say the church van was 47 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: spreading like weed when they got on there. And you 48 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: are the person back with driving them. No, no no, no, no, 49 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, not not not the van that that 50 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: I'm driving. So I don't no, I don't know. I 51 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: ain't smoke weed, and no van, do you smoke weed? No, 52 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: I don't smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean 53 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: I have before, but I don't smoke weed now and 54 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking some people love to 55 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:36,119 Speaker 1: go to. Now where you carrying it from? Who told 56 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: you this? Well? All I knew is what what? What's 57 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: coming down? The pipeline is? They saying that a couple 58 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: of the members came complaining that sec No, this just 59 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: happened last week about this pipeline. I want to know 60 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: who the pipeline is because just last week they came 61 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: at me talking about that I was using the van 62 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: to go places that I wanted to go to. All 63 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: my personal time. Now, I don't do that. I don't 64 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: do stuff like that. Now that had a path, I 65 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: haven't had a history, but I don't do stuff like that, 66 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: and I wouldn't smoking no church van. So are you 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: seriously talking? What? What? What? What? We're trying to We're 68 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of it and see 69 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: what's going on with you. Uderly person said, do you 70 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: know which one? I don't know? They loved me Every Sunday, 71 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: then people tell me they loved me. Uh, they say, 72 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever 73 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: met in their life. And so I really find it 74 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: hard to believe that you you you getting these types 75 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: of complaints about me. Okay, what I'm saying like, oh, 76 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers, 77 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: I don't know you too well, and I know you 78 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: don't know me. But I've been driving this van as 79 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: as a point to try to change my life and 80 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: where I come from. So this was was something that 81 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to 82 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: give my time to do this for the church. And 83 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 1: now this is like the second instance where y'all and 84 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying 85 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: to do something with this van. Now, why would I 86 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: disrespect the church van by smoke can weed in it 87 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,840 Speaker 1: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other 88 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: people can smell it? Okay, so let me tell you 89 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to 90 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: the church they head saint. We're gonna go out here 91 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: today and open it up. Now, if we see any 92 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,039 Speaker 1: seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then that then 93 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh have point gonna 94 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: open the van up. But I was raising that church. Man, 95 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you 96 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even all 97 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up? 98 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: They ain't. By driving around in the bad fool of 99 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: elderly people smoking and want to do like we need 100 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: blood there. I don't know why to the bad smell 101 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: like weed. Man, Now I don't. I don't got the 102 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: answers to these questions. I'm just trying to tell you 103 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: that it wasn't me. You have some weed in your part, 104 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: I cant it with just smell it. I ain't had 105 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: no weed on me. Stop trying to say like I 106 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: had weed on and you ain't gonna get me nothing 107 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: that I ain't no, and we ain't had no weed 108 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: on me. Okay, Now you ain't gonna mess up my 109 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 1: name or my family's name in this church and disrespect 110 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 1: us like this. Now we've been helping this church for years, 111 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding 112 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: around and no fans smoking no weed with no elderly people. 113 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: Did you ask any of the elderly people if they 114 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: had any weed on them? U? No, No, No, I 115 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed. 116 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them? 117 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: Guy got colma or something? What? What? What you know? What? 118 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who 119 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think 120 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to Nephew Times from the 121 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. What damn you got a pre Oh 122 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,720 Speaker 1: my god, you just got a pre put This name. 123 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 1: His name is brother uh brother Lawrence, Lawrence Lawrence, Oh 124 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: my Larry Ry Larry in trouble with me? But then man, 125 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more 126 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the saddest and 127 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man, 128 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: Steve R. Morning Man going no rich Man going on 129 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man, 130 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. All right, 131 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Thank y'all so kindly for participating in the wonderful, 132 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: wonderful flank weed in the church. Man. Yeah, yeah, I 133 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 1: know I smell it. I know I smell it. You 134 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: how to be shaming yourself this week? I know, oh 135 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: we when I smell wow. All right, y'all already know 136 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: you can catch me, uh April fifteen. I will be 137 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: in Bowling Green, Kentucky. That's April fifteen, the Laugh and 138 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: Love Show. That's me, Bubba Dub July Jennings at the 139 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: sky Pack. Uh that's uh Southern Kentucky Performing Arts Center 140 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: in Bowling Green, Kentucky, April fifteen. All right, and then 141 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: we're going to flip the script a little bit April 142 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 1: twenty ninth. April twenty ninth, you can catch me in Philadelphia, 143 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: Pennsylvania at the Kesswick. That's the nephew, Tommy and friends 144 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,079 Speaker 1: laugh out loud. You're gonna have two Ray in the build, 145 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: and you're Craig McLaren in the building, and and and 146 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: and and and and and and and and and of 147 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,079 Speaker 1: course lou Nell will be in the building all right, 148 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 1: and all of that will be orchestrated by the one 149 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: and only Nephew Thomas and Tickers home sale right now 150 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,079 Speaker 1: at uh Kesswick Theater dot com. Thank you so kind up. 151 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: Next Strawberry letters, subject please leave me alone in the morning. 152 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to 153 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: the same Harvey Morning Show.